/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It actually makes it worse for me that she pretends like it doesn't matter
>Gura I've been membered to you for a while, but you haven't streamed anything and I'm down 15 doubloons with nothing to show for it
>"hehe goombles shork cute waaaa uwu garlic bread"
>Gura seriously, what am I paying for?
>"bwaa fweeee goople tummy rawr"

Because there isn't a good reason. A mysterious reason or vague "health" concerns is much more stomachable than "I don't feel like streaming, and I have no reason to."

>>50309615

>>50310720
Garlic bread

>>50309360
gawr gura doesn't stream because she has cancer and is undergoing chemo, you heard it here first

>>50309360
> Why doesn't she SAY why she's missing streams?
> The reason keeps changing

How can her reason change if she doesn't give one?

It's because she's too sick, sorry I mean always outside getting sunburnt, sorry I mean always recording and practicing for Cover stuff

>>50309615
>>50310720
>>50310885
Shion bed?

>>50309615
>if I pretend to be retarded maybe he'll go away
Genous.

>>50309360
>Chumtard will defend this
No wonder why they are fucking RETARDED

She doesn't care. Why should you?
Move on.

Because if she told the truth, her fans would hate her even more. "Hey guys, I'm not streaming or communicating because I'm sick of it and don't a
like you guys. I'm also spending time with my Swedish boyfriend Martin and we are fucking all the time. I've been playing Outlast Trials online with my boyfriend and his friends while lying to you guys about why I'm not streaming. That's why I'm so vague about"

i don't understand why you don't just move on to a new oshi

>>50311451
wtf how did you know my name is Martin?

>>50311595
>you

There not a chumdub, retard.

>>50311657
chumdub

>>50309360
>The reason keeps changing
what are these reasons?

>>50311704
garlic bread uwu

Honestly I have long stopped deluding myself that anything would change. Let the ones who stay pat themselves on the back for being "loyal." The only vtuber who can kill Gura is Gura.

>>50311719
Her "garlic bread lol so randumb XD asdfgasd" shtick is straight out of 2004. It's so weird to see the losers here fall for it. It's such a painfully manufactured personality.

>>50311872
you sound jealous

>>50312165
Jealous of what? I'd love to have her money for the amount of work she puts in, no doubt. Doesn't change that I think her "uwu randumb quirky retard" act is obnoxious and her fans are gullible retards. Do chudbuds really only know how to respond with some combination of numbers and jealousy accusations?

>>50312270
>I'm not jealous
>that's why I'm going write a paragraph about why I'm not jealous about a randumb quirky girl act

>>50311451
Leave my name out of this okay? I'll ask Gura to stream once in a while instead of craving garlic bread and my cock all day.

>>50312337
You sound jealous. Remember, that saying you aren't only proves that you are.

>>50312452
Garlic bread XD

>>50309615
>>50310720
i remember when 4chan hated leddit humor
cumkeks should be lined up and beheaded

>>50309360
She's never had a real job before and being obligated to meet deadlines drains her. Unlike a normal wagie she has the option of just working 20 hours a week and blowing off her streams so she does that

If you could get away with working a 3 day week while getting paid the same would you? Gura has no passion for the job or the drive to be the #1 so she slacks off. It happens to anyone who doesn't like their job, they do the bare minimum and make it through the week

I will always respect Gura for knowing how much of a mascot she is and basically playing the system to the point where she does LESS than bare minimum and it allows her to steal money from Cover. That's based, doesn't matter if you're mad at her for not streaming or whatever. The fact that she does that and gets away with it and has given ZERO explanation for her constant ghosting is just the cherry on top. Anyone that can be a company employee and make fucktons of money by doing literally fucking nothing is based, ESPECIALLY if it's like Gura who very much knows she can't be touched.

They won't just fire her because she has done nothing to breach the NDA or contract, the "stream 3 times a week" rule that is shown in the application is not something Cover has ever enforce and they never will. They won't suddenly terminate her so she purposefully stays in limbo. Whether it's on purpose or not doesn't matter. I'm glad she's stealing money from Cover.

>>50312522
in literally what universe?

>>50309360
>Guys I'm not really into streaming anymore but it's too lucrative for myself to quit and Cover need to be able to milk my ip. I'll still show up for collabs with my friends where I don't have to actually interact with you and I'll still do 3d appearances and pre-recorded concerts.

Would you accept that as the actual reason?

>>50312675
The one in his head

>>50312620
>working a 3 day week
if she atleast did that much...

>>50312630
inb4 they drop her weeks before EN3

>>50312630
>>50313203
Cover also benefits from Gura simply existing, the only way she could hurt them is to leave or get herself fired, but she isn't so stupid as to deny herself free money for nothing.

>>50309360
She didn't even greeted her chat and had a mute intro do you think she cares lol. She only did her round of incels bucks to bounce again for a few weeks again

>>50314436
>>50312630
This is unironically the reason she should be fired. Ayame set the example and now gura is following, followed by Sana who at least had the decency to graduate. If they don't fire her soon, more girls will just keep doing this.

I don't get the garlic bread joke

>>50315200
yeah you'd like that wouldn't you zhang?

>>50309360
>says its health reasons multiple times
>no it doesnt count!!!

>>50312630
>it allows her to steal money from Cover
They don't have a base salary, Cover doesn't pay them anything they don't generate. She's not stealing anything.

Because she's a young woman who wants to have fun and makes a ton of money, but knows her fans are pathetic and would never understand it.

keep making them threads, OP. I'm sure you'll convince the other 499 chronic /vt/ users to unmember and drop Gura completely HAHAHA

>>50316552
>They don't have a base salary
Based retard

>>50311021
>garlic bred

>>50309360
dunno

>>50316552
You are so stupid holy fuck

>>50312630
Isn't the 3 streams a week rule specifically for the first year? Hence why Ayame gets away with it now and Sana didn't.

>>50312630
...Wan't she like.
A depressive alcoholic white-trash hikkomori NEET before landing the role?
If so I'm not sure if it makes it better or worse that she'd do this. On the one hand growing up poor'd make you value money & extremely protective of this status quo but... alternatively maybe she's just indulging in old bad habits & hijacking a money train 'til it burned out and she's back where she started.

>>50316779
ok but it's her job?

>>50309360
she is lazy, but it doesn't matter because all of you gonna donate money to her anyway.

>>50320156
>>50316803
Looks like it's going well. Worry about yourself sister and not the millionaire.

Base Gura ignores all you little whining baby shrimps. You can un-member while she is gone as you want. Instead, you pretend to be her boyfriend or parents and keep asking questions she doesn't need to answer. Pathetic shrimps.

>>50311046
Works like a charm

She hates chumbkeks. I would too.

>>50309360
keep seething fakebud. She broke 20k last night, the fandom doesn't agree with you, and it never will.