/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Hey guys I have an IRyS joke for you
>knock knock
>who's there
>irys
>irys who
>lol
Thanks guys

Finally...I'm the last IRyStocrat

>>50309676
I'll rip off your skin and make a coat out of it.

sup
not as long as I'm around

>>50309714
I'd like to see you try

>>50309676
I'm still here, trying to correct my sleep schedule

>>50309729
hello

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

WHO ARE THESE FUDGING TURDS PLAYING SPLATOON RIGHT NOW?!
"Oh, the object of the game is to move the objective forward? I have a great idea, I'll completely ignore that and run around randomly on the opposite side of the map, OR I'll take the objective and move it backwards, because I'm a FUDGING TURD."

I can see why IRyS gets so angry playing this game.

>>50309796
Well you have to stay up for 3 more hours

I love IRyS, she's a cute stork

>>50309833
Two hours

>>50309863
Tweets after too

>>50309833
It's in 1h50mins and these episodes are only a few minutes long.

I love IRyS!

>>50309676
i was distracted by the songpost desu

>>50309828
Objective based games are hell, it’s why I don’t bother with competitive anymore.

>>50310051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlgNA49E7lI Vibecheck

A vtuber doing taxes meeting on a weekend and the year is 2023. Wonder what kind of document you cant provide online ?

>>50310225

bonk

>>50310252
It's Japan. They probably don't even work online.
They should but they're a backwards 21st Century country stuck in old ways.

>>50309828
Mumei say she could see what irys was doing and it was relaxing. No way she was playing splatoon yesterday

>>50309857

>>50310621
Nah dude. Of course they have online
You can search everywhere

>>50310811
I don't know which tax agent she uses.

>>50310779

Guess the cuckschizo made a comeback

>>50310760
I think the joke was that Mumei knows how frustrating the game can be and she was acting as if THAT is relaxing in comparison to losing in Mario Party.

That said, I'm pretty sure some of these people are literally bots, I am done for tonight.

I love IRyS, she's a cuke dork

>>50310855
Moving goals

Interesting, because of the twitter suspension stuff going around her follower count dipped just 1. Wonder if more will get hit

>>50311226
The goal post is firmly in tact. How can I search up her tax agent online if I don't know who she uses?

>>50311293
According to you japan doesnt have internet now

>>50310923
I don’t know what his motivations are, but I do know he is, indeed, a nigger.

>>50311576
Of course it has Internet, that doesn't mean every single branch uses it.
You do realise there are still old-school practices in existence, right?

anyone got the ass sniffing soundpost

>>50311616
Yeah

>>50311602
A Brazilian nigger in fact!

T-minus 1 hour until hologra

is the frame up yet?

>>50311943
Not yet

https://twitter.com/deenamaito/status/1662707390272372736
https://twitter.com/deenamaito/status/1662707390272372736
https://twitter.com/deenamaito/status/1662707390272372736

>>50308807
why is this cheeb so massive

I love IRyS, she's a cute Björk.

>>50312517
oh cmon this doesnt make any sense

https://twitter.com/rurung_ji/status/1662462828928991238?s=20
trigger warning bae

>>50312581
Björk is known for her avante garde music and photography. The Nephilim in the pic is abstract and high art, but done by an AI, so it's part soul, part soulless due to being prompted by AI. Just like how IRyS is half demon and half angel. And sometimes we cannot understand what's going on in her mind, much like Bjork when we misinterpret her music/art.

It's a matter of perspective and relativity.

>>50312741
So the image has nothing to do with Bjork?

>10mins left
>still no frame
never seen a hologra got this delayed before

>>50312798
I couldn't find anything that had to do with Bjork and IRyS. So settled for abstract art of a half demon half angel lol, cut me some slack anon. Just let me say she's a cute Björk.

>>50312883
And thus, my hatred for management burns on.

>>50312883
So you've never watched a HoloGra Premiere before then, got it.

>>50312908
majority of hologra frames are posted on saturday jst at least. nice larp newfag

>>50312904
I will not cut you any slack, photoshop a pic Bjork or something

>>50312883
>>50312932
They always just get listed at Sunday 18:00 JST.
There's never a live premiere for HoloGra.

>>50312265

IRyS is busy retweeting at least.
It's a shame there's not a better place holder tweet. That mayo vid is probably racking up the views.

>>50312982
I always just looked at IRyS and never realized just how fucking tall Anya looks there...

>>50312982
Anya is taller than I thought

>>50312982(me)
Oh yeah and this

>>50313011
same. looks like they just scaled up the whole model for some reason

>>50313044
look at those tits...

Soon!!
Captcha: VAGPJ

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1662744230085947392?s=20

https://twitter.com/Zaniaii/status/1662539342185902082

I love IRyS, she is a cute genki dork

I love IRyS, she's a glute dork

>>50313126
>>50313129
What the fuck say?

I love IRyS, she's a cute work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i4pJcTsnmk

cringe as fuck

The English script is so awful...
The quality difference between English and Japanese is really funny

my crackship is here what the fuck is this

I love IRyS, she's a New York

Seems the theory they rushed out IRyS to debut Council in prep for the concert was true. It never fails

>>50313299
I eat cringe for breakfast, this one is IRySupercute/10

Oh no... she now stinks like the orca...

Hi Irystrocrats, your oshi's hologra debut was pretty cute
T. KFP

>>50313307
it's honest better than the crap they wrote for Myth. At least IRyS is cute in this one

>IRyS speaks Japanese only when she's in demon mode
kek

>>50313350
Cute is what it is

so english is the angle side and japanese the devil side...

>>50313435
I love IRyS, she's acute angle

holy titters

>>50313366
you motherfucker, kek

>>50313366
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU DIRTY COCKSUCKER!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50313471
>that broken ankle

>>50313462
my pov btw

>>50313462
Video was pretty good even if we'd never hear IRyS say running roughshod, but the clip of TokyoRyS was adorable.

those tits are chloe level of renderign quality...

THEY NAILED HER LIPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA She is a kissable dork now

Why was Chloe sniffing IRyS' pits here?

>>50313520
Always has been

RATE THE HOPELOGRA

>>50313548
wouldnt you?

>>50313569
Short but good

>>50313569
IRySoCute/10

>>50313569
her tits looked great/10

>her angel side speaks English
>her demon side speaks Japanese
What did they mean by this

chuuuu

Why does she look SO DUMB in 3d???

Cheers, lads. Now Chloe and IRyS sex or threesome hentai will flood in like summer ants

somebody fromcouncil next week

what's kanata doing to my wife?

>>50313670
Realism

>>50313670
god she's perfect

>>50313701
She's using proper riding technique

Is Hologra a way for Cover to ease the girls into seiyuu jobs in the future?

>>50313724
Always has been

>>50313569
TokyoRyS is adorable/10

>>50313569
Felt a little a short but the premise very enjoyable. I like the idea of Towa and Kanata being able to bring out their respected sides of IRyS. I always thought they were gonna do something with this trio on some "you are not the father" type of skit but this was better. Plus I got this sick screencap >>50313519 /10

>>50313299
>>50313307
You guys have no idea how jp scripts are. Irys gor a really good one

>IRyS' voice acting
sugoi

>>50313747
IRyS would be a top-tier VA if someone would ever give her that opportunity.

>>50313569
cute chuuni dork/10

>>50313435
And the lazy + stinky part comes from her human side. Perfection

>>50313837
me under the kotatsu eating them out

>>50313837
imagine sniffing irys pits while she sleeps haha

>>50313883
imagine the stink under that kotatsu...

>>50313883
>Both are asleep
You're god awful then

>In an established /u/ ship
>Have her sleeping in fuuton with somebody else
Fuck off. Fire the script writer for that episode.

>>50313549
They need to use this face for her 3d asap

>>50313931
suck my imaginary dick faggot

>>50313813
Nobeta devs please...

>>50313569
>irys VA better than expected
>finding a way for IRyS to spean japanese and English was a nice touch
>the model is very nice especially the tits and the lips
it was pretty good

>>50313931
I vehemently disagree. That script writer did an ace jobe and should be granted a promotion. I would like to see them work on more projects with IRyS.

>>50313954
:D

>>50313965
Then she'd just be a tree or a dog…

>>50313789
Not everyone is an EOP anon.
The English script in this was incredibly stilted and awkward, as usual, when the Japanese one is perfectly fine.
That's just what you get when a Japanese ESL writes it.

>>50309828
Fuckers who can't understand PLAY THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE

Also CuteRyS in the Hologra

>>50313954
Why is her 3d design so ugly?

IRyS NEEDS a VA role in whatever the next EDF game is. She needs a shitpost original song. She needs to voice a bratty loli character in some other game somewhere. She needs me to be her manager, after helping me dispose of her current manager's dead body. IRyS needs to stop paying taxes.

>>50313931
Can you even imagine if talents all stuck to one ship?

>>50313569
The attempt to speak Japanese was cringe but English was subpar.

>>50314050
Probably because shut the fuck up.

>>50314025
her line when doing chuuni poses was good, it's exactly how the old mahou shoujo anime eng dub used to do. Her other english lines were a bit cringe but there aren't too many of them. The JP sounded nice

>>50313747
I bet that is what they tell to the government. It is much easier for the company to evade taxes

>>50314050
Because you keep smelling the syrup, you bitch ass nigga

>>50313569
Felt like the script could have been done better but I got to see her pits so 10/10.

>>50314025
Nah things about mayo and needles are not funny. You are just a jap faggot

>>50313569
pretty great
but what the fuck was that chess position?

>>50314377
The pon's gambit?

>>50314377
i immediately thought of the chess game between eraqus and xehanort when i saw it desu

>>50314377
>>50314399
She had only one piece left, I don't think that's chess at that point.
If I were her opponent, I'd resign then and there to give her a pitty victory because that level of annihilation is not fair at all.

>>50314377
Gangbang position, i assume

>>50314377
I know how to play chess and that position is impossible.
It can be considered a stalemate since irys could not move. So a draw

>>50314526
her opponent was the one and only true devil Towa-sama though

Can't wait for her showcase where she can go full dork

>>50314668
I was just going to say this. If a player cannot make a move because any move they make would put them in check, it's a draw...which seems incredibly retarded, because that should just be a loss. Chess sucks and is a bad game.

Also, IRyS is so fudgin' cute holy balls I cannot take it I love her ahhhhhhhhh

>>50314743
Her opponent would have to be trolling for the stale mate to not finish it sooner though.
>>50314706
A true devil indeed

She can't voice act...

>>50314827
The English script is just dogshit.
It's like that every single time any of the ENs have to voice scripted stuff.

>>50314827
Most of them can't. Pretty fun for a career choice where you're supposed to adopt a fictional persona. That said, they all shed theirs like a week or two after the debut anyway.

>>50314743
"Chess is a bad game" more than 1 thousand years and a zoomer from hirys ended it
Now I know why you are so gullible

>>50313260
Why are they talking so fast...

>>50314377
kinda weird why they decided to surround a single white piece with blacks

>>50314827
She did a really good job. You are just being picky
It was fun from the beginning to the end too. Check the one from ame or kiara to see how bad it is

>>50314905
Because it's anime so I have to talk really fast and repetitive like this.

>IRyS talks in Eigo when influenced by Kanata and in Japanese when influenced by Towa
wtf i love Towa now...

>>50314905
The slopes are always like that. Fucking subtitles disappear in half a second every time.

>>50314968
Read faster

>>50314983
I can't. Make the japs talk slower.

>>50314827
sure she can, in English she sounds just like dubbed anime, in Japanese she sounds like anime

>>50314949
>I
IRyS?!

>>50314949
>I
NEPHILIM SPOTTED

>>50314949

>>50314949
I love you IRyS!

>>50315020
0.25 speed set. Simple as that, skill issue?

>>50314880
Most games end in draws or resigning. The game is essentially solved and most high level play is rote memorization. Several chess grandmasters have talked about how chess sucks and tried coming up with better variations of it to actually make it interesting.
Face it nerd, it sucks.

Now excuse me, I am going to go to sleep with my[spoiler/] IRyS daki[spoiler/].

>>50314949
Get out of here, IRyS. This place is unhealthy for you.

>>50314949
I love you btw

>>50314827
Her English parts here were obviously written by some knuckledragger, but the nip parts are breddy gud. She can do a solid villainess voice.

>>50314949
NEXT STREAM WHEN

>>50314949

>>50314949

>>50314880
NTA, he might be out of line, but he's right

>>50313701
Purifying her Via futa cock

how to delete a post lol

>>50315297
You have to post your butt or pits

>>50315297
post ass

>>50315297
Sorry IRyS you can't erase the evidence...

4chan poster makes grammatical pronoun error
4chan: "It's IRyS!"

btw, I love you IRyS.

>>50315297
Show us your crooked toe

is fucking over...

>>50315297
Click the checkbox on your post, then click the 'delete' button at the bottom of the page.

>>50308807
cute twi and kanatan

>>50314949
You did a very nice job irys. The idea was funny too. Maybe talk about it someday? I bet it was your influence

bros i hated the dialogue. I only watch it on mute

>>50315297
click the square thingy then bottom right of the page

>>50315346
>he thinks it was a mistake

imagine the buckets of cum when shes in holosummer

>>50315297
I hope you use VPN in here since the mods can track you down

>>50315428
>Buckets
Tank trucks

>>50315297
post your pits and I'll show you how you stinky nephilim.

>>50315428
IRyS in dominatrix lingerie

>>50315431
She always uses her VPN
Very
Pretty
Nails

>>50315416
If it really were IRyS, she could settle the coomer/anti-coomer argument. But it's not her anyway. Right?

>>50314949
>I
I.. I.. IRySchama

>>50315428
Do you really believe they will get her a summer outfit ? I really hope they do, but It is hard to believe

>>50315346
Its too late, dump Nephalim

>>50315496
Yes, I believe they will.
It'll be a very conservative school onepiece that barely shows anything.

>>50314949
>I
IRYS PLEASE TELL YOUR SISTER I LOVE HER AND SHOULD DIVORCE HER HUSBAND

>>50315462
Nah, I want her in bridal lingerie. On our wedding night.

>>50315496
Makes no sense to tease both EN and ID in HoloSummer and not give them swimsuits.

>>50315565
My favorite

>>50315565
No god please no. Her fans are not japanese losers

>>50313954
She look so dumb i love it

>>50315579
Those swimsuits are not for all the members. They select a few that are interested and some simple refuse.
I bet project hope will refuse since they are trying to purify her image and never get to work fast enough

>>50314949
Replying just in case

>>50315496
You do realize those swimsuits are all just copy pasted bodies with the accent color changed, right?
The ENs will get them as well, once they asked them whether they prefer the skimpy or cute swimsuit model it's literally 30 seconds of work per girl.

>>50314949
Yo irys Bae said we are having a meeting tommorow
don't be late

>>50314949
Excellent bait, notRyS-sama.
*wink*

>>50315931
Fuck off

>>50315826
Dont come with this bulsshit again please. You said the same about her 3d because "her 3d model from holofes is the same there will be no delay"
I will just hope she gets a swimsuit stream

>>50315762
Everyone got the swimsuit last year, it's just that a few (namely Suisei) chose to not use it on stream, but in her case she still had hers (I believe you could see it with the app). Unless the P:H people are so fucking retarded to outright stop Cover from commissioning a swimsuit model I doubt this will happen, and one of it's key staff members got fired recently with the possibly of more getting the boot, so I don't think they have much power left.

>>50314949
Hey if you really are IRyS, shoot me a DM, I'm the guy that always posts (pic) in chat, you should recognize me.

>>50315931
nice nice nice nice

>>50316023
this is so fucking creepy

>>50314949
will you marry me? I promise to cook and princess carry you every day

>>50316062
You must be a gray in order to not get this joke; literally hundreds of people spam this whenever she does something cute or lovable (aka every stream).

>>50316146
I am a day 1 member you retard. Your joke is still creepy and borderline desperate

>>50316188
Ok, so you're incredibly retarded and you still don't get it, got it.

stream later?

>>50316188
tab back in irys

>>50314949
PLEASE DO A MEMBERS JOI ASMR STREAM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>50315931
thank you I will fap to this

>>50315991
Wait really? From project hope? Please tell me more about it or drop a hint for the archive.

>>50316062
>>50316542
See now THAT'S creepy.
My joke has no realism to the request; there's no possible way for her to fulfill my request because it's impossible to pick out one person doing the same thing as hundreds of others, it's a literal needle in a haystack and you're a genuine autist if you took it seriously.
On the other hand, this is advanced coom-rot brain.

>>50316649
Omega is fucking dead and Kiara also talked about how many staff members that worked on HoloEN in the past are not working there anymore, not to mention how we haven't heard much of Project:Hope in a long while, with IRyS last release being in November which would be around the time the faggot got fired and Cover was looking for a replacement director.

>>50316766
>Omega is fucking
what a fucking waste of such a good model

>>50316826(me)
>good model
i meant design

>>50316826
>>50316857
Eh, it was tainted from the very start by being associated with that faggot so I won't miss it at all. Hopefully they just ignore him completely and a few months to a year from now when the girls are asked what happened with that cunt they just say "he left".

>>50317038
Why does it's existence make everyone shit themselves with rage? I never got why everyone hated it or became utterly obsessed with it.

Project Hope probably gets merged into Council in a few years like AKZi got merged into Gen 0.

If Towa is confirmed to be IRyS' mom now does that mean Rurudo is IRyS' grandma?
Did Rurudo teach her how to haggle?

Anyone else have that uncontrollable stupid grin whenever you see Cheebs?

>>50317143
Rurudo's design is too fucking sex

>>50317143
Rurudo teaching IRyS about the birds and bees...

>>50317107
Before people bring up the whole pronouns thing that definitely didn't help him get many friends, at least here, the main issues he has is how, as the branch director (a.k.a. the highest authority of HoloEN before the people back in Japan), an insane amount of his decisions/decisions made under his leadership were often stupid, misguided and sometimes even malicious, all starting with him forcing himself to be revealed during Council's first collab stream, you know, the moment that should all about the talents and not a random staff member? He was supposed to be EN's A-chan but not only he was insanely chuuni and obnoxious which made him completely unapproachable, he was most likely a dude which made it impossible for him to fill the role of an A-chan so the meaning of his existence was just to be a vtweeter attention whore who acted like he was working. He was also the producer of Project:Hope and if you're a regular in these threads you won't find a single irystocrat who has good things to say about it, being at best neutral, and there's another fuckton of stupid things that would make the post too long but those all culminated into Tempus being, essentially, the stand-in for EN3, and we all know how well that went.

Looking for the IRyS koikatsu mega. Anyone have the link?

>>50317433
https://mega.nz/folder/vMYXmbKL#l-SvxRGZZ0e_NhKCvuc-5A

i want to sniff her armpits

>>50317500
arigathanks gozaimuch!

>>50317423
So tl;dr schizos being schizos and seething about males. Understood

>>50317521
get in line

>>50317547
Well he's the dude who decided to give IRyS a bunch of garbage ESL songs and allowed the release of singles without MVs and during all of her breaks. If that still doesn't make the guy seem highly incompetent then I can't do much but treat you like a coverdrone.

>>50314949
Wait what

I suspended my month-long abstention from vtubers, boards, twitter and everything fun to say that I saw new hologra episode by accident and want to say that IRYS IS CUTE, SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE, AAAAAAAAAAAA, I MISS HER SO MUCH, I LOVE HER!
That is all, suspension is over, I'll be going back to the void.

>>50317547
How far is your head up cover’s ass?

https://litter.catbox.moe/jqrinm.png

>>50317841
Damn, that's lewd.

>>50317770
Why tho?

IRyS's voice acting is hilariously bad

>>50317628
You don't know that, literally everything you posted is speculation presented as fact

>>50317968
They had a ninja, but killer whale was better for the job

>>50317940
Shut the fuck up retard. Irys admitted that during her stream

>>50318060
No she didnt. What?

>>50317940
He was the producer of project hope. If he didn’t make any of the decisions then at the very least he signed off on them. Try pulling your head out of that troon’s ass once in a while

>>50317940
Yeah, the dude who literally has his name in some of her earlier songs did fuck all and was only a twitter account acting like a retard. Either way the faggot is gone and nothing has come out from P:H in 6 months, hopefully it stays like this forever and IRyS is allowed to take care of her music career like all the other Holos.

>>50318126
You don't know that, the thing we know is he was credited on her first song, that was it

She liked pako's tweet and she was not even mentioned. What a whore

>>50318270

She follows him and probably saw it on her timelines

>>50318367
Stop responding to the mentally ill

IRyS VA was pretty cute. Hope she gets more opportunities

>>50318556
it was cute but it wasnt good

>>50314377
google En Passant

>>50318603
It was fine.
I wish they weren't so short though.

>>50318645
it was so bad it was funny

>>50314949
OK IRyS, while you're here, please tell us what led to you exploring cursed Thomas the Tank Engine stuff the other day.

>>50318603
I think her Japanese VA sounded decent. She could definitely get better with more appearances, but there’s definitely no helping that English dialogue desu

>>50318730
stop replying to the schizo...

>>50318745
>if you say something I don't like you're a schizo

>>50318826
sorry for disrupting your hugbox my dude

cute nails

>>50318969
keep going I'm almost there

>>50319084

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVaZcvSpn5o
@IRyS
Aki and Fubuki Outlast Trials...

>>50319115
put me in the next one

>>50319498
>jpbegging

IRyS please do full japanese stream

>>50319617
This would be cool.

my head hurts idk why

IRyS please just kidding i dont have a stupid request, IRyS is cute

>>50319688

>>50319688
you're dehydrated

>>50319688
yea what >>50320232 said, try drinking water first and see if you feel better

https://litter.catbox.moe/wv6oyt.png

this is my queue to go.. goodbye...

>>50320662
the word you are looking is "cue"

>IRyS wants to fix her no spats model
what the fuck IRyS

>>50320614
who asked for this

>>50321095
Towa

>>50320952
ISRAEL

>>50320614
Ok now where's the image of her spearing those Japanese sluts on her massive nephilcock

>>50320614
I'm not normally a fan of oversized cocks on futas but I think it works here
the distance between towa and kanata helps you focus on just one part of the image more easily
lots of nice little details in here too IRyS looking off to the side with a shocked expression as if someone just walked in on them towa sees them too but seems not to care meanwhile kanata struggles to fit just one of IRyS' balls into her mouth
I also like how IRyS' balls are being squeezed between her thighs giving them a nice heart shape
overall solid I give it a 4/5

I personally think spats are super hot and don't see it as censorship.

>>50315872
IRyS and Bae are getting together to discuss things? Is this some kind of... idol meeting?

IRyS is my favorite streamer, her HoloGra was better than Gura's (which was terrible) but it wasn't funny, impressive or interesting. If you're a coomer then I guess you'd like the Chloe interaction, but I don't view IRyS that way. Imo Ame had the best one of EN and Calli's was the second best, but not because Calli was in it. The mage girl made it good.

>>50322107
Do people seriously like any Hologra?

RISK OF RAIN 2 BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nephilim fart

Please make sure to pick the first one, ok?

>>50322255
I like the Ayame ones.

>>50322255
nta I like them but I understand that people wouldn't like them
they are basically shitpost animations like Ai Mai Mi or Pop Team Epic

I'm doing my part.

fuck I want to see her finish cod but risk of rain 2 is so good