/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>50208497
This is insane. It's been going on for like a year now. Who even believes this crap?

>>50208497
That just means she couldn't do it for the past 2 weeks

why are you so obsessed about her?

>>50208497
>>50208580
qrd? she have back issues like sana?

>yet another ESL gura seethe thread

>>50208642
Yeah, i have been blowing her back out for like a year

>>50208497
Non schizophrenics will understand. Streamers don't owe us anything and they're free to stream whenever they want.

>>50208580
I can accept chronic, serious health issues. What I can't accept is her jumping up and going on a dreamland trip to Japan where she was extremely active every day for weeks.

Grandpa Joe-ass bitch

>>50208642
>retarded management
>no one gets her the games she wants
>she naturally tends towards laziness/apathy so that just makes her not want to stream
>giant fanbase, all of them are retarded pedos and kids who like spongebob and baby shark (a bad combo)
>people think she is literally retarded when it seems more likely that she's just extremely demotivated and unable to connect to anything she doesn't intimately care about, known as 'the retard shark'
>people throw boatloads of money at her for 2.5 years just for existing
>just has to exist, cover will pay her a regular six figure salary just to exist and occasionally show up at concerts, purely because it looks good for their books to have her and bad for their books if she graduates
>"bro, I cannot believe she does not want to stream"
We don't need to have these threads anymore, we've cracked the code, the war is over, batman caught the joker, the emperor killed horus, they found red october, they successfully performed the dream inception on the CEO, private ryan is coming home.

>>50208912
>We don't need to have these threads anymore, we've cracked the code, the war is over, batman caught the joker, the emperor killed horus, they found red october, they successfully performed the dream inception on the CEO, private ryan is coming home
dammit this made me laugh, thanks anon

>>50208497
She's going to drop her 2nd orisong in 3 months and you're gonna be owned

>>50208912
>implying
I am going to talk shit to cumchuds every fucking chance I get lol, nice try

>Day 22 of no streams
lmaooooooooo

> 3 gura don't stream threads in catalog
yup, you just know it

EN's Ayama is cute, I forgive her

>>50208912
But have we found One Piece?

>>50208912
First thing you listed applies for almost all of Holo live
>people think she is literally retarded
Literally her own fault, did you watch her 3d showcase? Last paragraph is true though, everyone knows she's a lazy shit so people should just move on and actually watch someone else.

>>50208660
>yet another seething chumbud response

>>50208497
>hey chumbuds im having a shit time at the hospital, hope you have a great day after reading this

>>50209215
what is there to deflect, retard? the 2% yab is already stale.

>>50209820
You'd think those voluntary yes men would get the message by now. Gura doesn't care about streaming. She wants to become an idol like Hatsune Miku without putting any of the work. Shit the bitch everyone hates the most (Mori) unironically has been a bigger idol than her. It seems that nobody in myth but Kiara cares anymore and that's sad.

>>50209978
>what is there to deflect, retard? the 2% yab is already stale.

>>50208497
being a single mother of a newborn child is a lot of work okay (yeah, mine)

Pay your respects to the deceased shork

Spend all your time waiting
For that second chance
For a break that would make it okay
There's always some reason
To feel not good enough
And it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
Oh a beautiful release
Memories seep from my veins
Let me be empty
Oh and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight

In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the angel

May you find some comfort here

So tired of the straight line
And everywhere you turn
There's vultures and thieves at your back
And the storm keeps on twisting
You keep on building the lies
That you make up for all that you lack
It don't make no difference
Escaping one last time

It's easier to believe
In this sweet madness

Oh this glorious sadness
That brings me to my knees
In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here

>>50208497
VStreamer deflection thread

Don't care she's not my oshi

>>50208497
go back to your containment thread, holofag
nobody else cares about her

>>50208497
Any update?

>>50208497
Either kill yourself or just watch someone else. Why do you care so much?

>>50208497
These threads are fucking hilarious because of how much seethe they cause, and Gura just keeps making it worse with her laziness.
How many streams has she even done over the past 6 months?

>>50208497
Brilliant strategy.

>>50208497
>Stopped streaming regularly 9 months after attending that house party

>>50212152
She started this behavior during her 4 months absence where she was "house hunting"

>>50208497

>>50208907
or one of her other reasons for not streaming being sunburn (implying she was well enough to go outside)

>>50212471
She's suffering from the lazywhoretitis syndrome.

>>50208497
Don't worry guys, end of the month is approaching. She'll do her one monthly stream again soon.
Another return stream, get superxhats, cya next month.

I wouldn't care as much if she weren't a big deal and/or had been doing this for like 5 years already like the top seniors, but she started flaking out only really like a year and a half into it and to a degree far stronger than even even ones already famously-known for just having given up on this shit clearly like Shion and Aqua. Gura's very-very similar to Ayame tier if not even worse than her sometimes. And of course, Gura is not just a random garden variety Holo but the biggest one in subs by a long-longshot, no other Holo will catch her likely for several years unless something unusually-lucky happens and they find another viral one that eclipses the company (possible but unlikely IMO). And she's not just a Holo but a HoloEN, a branch that has been left struggling out in the cold who absolutely needs every streamer it can get to keep the ball rolling and whose promise that Cover was bound to become worldwide-relevant was essentially represented by her breakout success. All that, goes away, when she's functionally gone.

The only one worse is Haachama who literally has dropped off the face of the earth to the point she can't sign her own merch for events and can't even be reached by some holos apparently.

I get that Cover probably thinks "whatever, it's still passive income from the members and especially when new merch drops" but it's such a bad fucking look to keep ones around who just do nothing compared to the other girls who actually put the time and effort in still and try to pretend/play it as they're all equally hard-working shiny idols in their smiley story. Lol no they're not, not at all. I used to not think highly of Sana but her graduating is actually a graceful move relatively speaking instead of just doing this shit cynically milking fans' hope after it should have faded.

>>50208642
Oh she has back issues alright KEK

And she can't graduate because she's the company's biggest brag. She must feel so trapped

>>50213142
Also I'd like to samefag and add, I don't expect her to be like Koyori or Kaela, she doesn't have to stream 200 hours a week to hold the company line and sacrifice everything for Cover's image. But going weeks without -anything- isn't cool either. Even one stream a week would be nice. There are 168 hours in a week and one 3 hour stream (or two smaller ones) is 1.7% of the week. Gura doesn't have time to give -less than- lmao 2%? Niji gives its talents 2% of their profit but Gura can't even work 2% of the time.

>>50213757
Didnt stop Coco
Didnt stop Rushias termination.
The can and should fire her. If they can nuke all 6 holoCN talents especially then this shouldnt be a problem.

>>50209026
Her 2nd orisong in 3 years, I'm sooo scared

>>50208497
Welcome to the gfe chumbuds. It only gets worse from here. Find a new chuuba.

>>50213757
Why graduate when she can just do nothing and still earn 6 figures? Obviously they're gonna do everything they can to keep her on, but if she really wanted to graduate she would.

>>50213983
holoCN was not worth even a Sana
Coco and Rushia was not the biggest ones during their graduation/termination, we can argue about superchats but that don't reflect the image of the company as "Le most subbed" does

>>50208497
just watch her in other people's collabs from now on. She's just going to keep doing this until she has the motivation to stream again which will probably be in a year

>>50215500
I would argue they both were good when it came to subs as well as Rushia being top tier GFE at the time. Coco especially since she was so influential.

>ghosting users
>ghosting other Holomembers (except Kiara for some reason)
>can't post anything to give info to the users
>management needs to hack his accounts to post anything
>other Holomemebers don't acknowledge her
She needs to choose... or commit or gtfo from Cover already

>>50208497
Panko is waiting for you

>>50212143
We're content when our oshi isn't streaming because it means she's getting healthy rest.

>>50213757
You don't need a person to sell merch with their likeness on it. Cover owns the IP and can do whatever they want with it. I mean they sold Sana merch literally months after she was dead and gone. If anything Cover needs to lessen Gura's take from merch sales since she isn't doing her part in selling her brand and/or image to possible consumers.

>>50216630
Honestly Gura should collab with Panko to pass the torch on, like she sanctions someone to keep chumbuds entertained while she's away.

Obviously that won't happen but symbolically it ought to.

>>50216273
>(except Kiara for some reason)
I'll tell you why. Because Kiara is very direct and outspoken, especially when it comes to collabs and getting people to do things. I don't mean that negatively, it's just the way she is. She likely pushed to do those streams from back when they were in Japan and probably sent DMs reminding her since then. No other members would have done it this way, and would have just let it be after getting back home or something. So it just comes down to Kiara instigating and Gura eventually going along with it

t. Not KFP, just saying it how it probably happened

>>50216822
Mmm yes, good point, however -

>>50209656
The One Piece is the friends we made along the way

I got a dream where Gura streamed normally and finish Atlantis... then I wake up and cry in a corner knowing is only a dream...

>>50217886
I suppose we should be glad she at least started it. Maybe she ought to enlist more Indonesian slave labor or something to finish it.

That or offer to collab with Koyori or something and then she'll devote like 10 streams to it (aka like half a week for her) to get it done up right.

I think the only EN left who actually is clearly committed to building epic structures, is Fauna - goomba could collab with her to do something about the Atlantis temple. Maybe the snot crew overall as Kronii also does like minecraft (technically) and Mumei has learned how to do more in the game than pick berries by now.

i gave gura aids sorry bros

>>50208912
I firmly believe there is another rrat that hasn't leaked. It still feels like a piece of the puzzle is missing.
I fill that missing piece by believing shit I read here.
I am open to further rrats

>>50217989
Kronii technically still finishes her builds and Mumei started to even if for smaller projects.

>>50217886
Kinda sad seeing other holomems looking forward to wat she's building only for it to be abandoned now. Poor fatto catto.

>>50218263
Gura likes Okayu a lot too, man there are so many good minecraft collabs that could be lined up that would be like shooting fish in a barrel. If Gura ain't feeling it for EN lately the least she could do is geek out a bit over her JP senpai. like if she was cool, and I'm not implying Gura is cool but if she was, she could even get Aqua back to build more shit for Akukin or something. Akukin has very little (if any) representation on the new server. Man. Just, man. I used to love having aqua on as a background thing in another stream for her MC. so fucking nice. I learned a fair bit of Japanese just listening to her. if only things lasted forever.

Kaela should just finish atlantis at this point.

>>50208497
>I don't know what my new normal is
Like any idol trying to be dodgy and not discussing anything, she had a kid and is trying to deal with it.
Also management and slow jap beurocratic ways with checking to see if she can play game desu

>>50218435
To do that first Gura needs to learn Jap already...

>>50217989
>Maybe she ought to enlist more Indonesian slave labor or something to finish it.
Someone asked Kaela if she would help and said no and wishes Gura luck on finishing her project

>>50218485
i remember when watching an old minecraft vod she said that it'd probably take her a few months or a year to finish atlantis. who knew it would take this long?

>>50211106
Take responsibility you coward

>>50212289
Chumbuds will defend this

>>50208497
.......

>>50216822
an excellent point, listener-san!

>>50217397
Kiara needs to be Gura's manager.
If that's what it takes to motivate this lazy shark, then so be it.

>>50222934
Damn...

>>50218106
>I am open to further rrats
she's unironically /here/ making these threads, trolling other generals, and posting factual insider rrats knowing she will get called a schizo by the also /here/ damage controlling management at Cover all for the lulz and nothing else. She'd rather be here and be a menace

Ina being inactive during January to April was known because she was part of the production of an anime. Gura has no excuse barring thinly veiled attempts to make it look like she has health issues.

Thing is, she could just say what it was and no one would disturb her about it. She keeps on doing this "being gone for a long ass time" and is so lazy about anything in regards to streaming that it's now pretty obvious she's fine with the passive income she's getting.

EN management is not doing their job at all. Mori has now changed, she knew she was not doing well with her other shit and has been steadily crawling back to being an actual Vtuber. Gura should be taught a lesson.

>>50226181
that's doesn't sound very lazy tho

She's actually working on her 2nd single
Which sure, was supposed to have come out last year, but you all know about holo hort and the shift in focus to tempiss

>>50212471
>>50208907
>>50208580
>>50208497
She knows she'll get to hate her fans if she keeps in touch too much.

>>50208642
My rrat is she basically crumbled under the pressure of being the #1 EN vtuber in the world.

>>50208497
Trust in Gura.

>>50232721
Lol
Roru

>>50232721
>I'm back guys! Let's get all of these things done!
>ghosts for another month
>Guys this time for reals I'm back!
>another month shes gone

Do vtubers even have to stream? There's no reason for them to be around other than merch and brand recognition. Aqua, Shion, Gura and Chammers could be preserved in cold storage and still wouldn't have to graduate given how much bank Cover makes on them.

>>50208912
Will Hunting is all better. The sun has risen at the museum. It is no longer morning in Vietnam. Bill has been killed. The One Piece is real.

at this point I don’t think en3 will ever happen. all of the passion for hololive en is totally gone. at this point just enjoy nijisanji cus at least their streamers seem to have fun doing it.

>>50208497
its funny how simps are the first to say shit like take your time and rest well then go here and bitch about it lol, those with standards leave early. anyway best wishes to gura

>>50208497
>She is in a situation that she can't share to her fans.

Yep, she's definitely pregnant.

>>50208497
I legit don't fucking care anymore because ever since she started the ghosting you kinda just get used to her not being around. I see her more as merch/promo material than a streamer now. Literally who fucking cares anymore? just watch someone else because she's never gonna be a streamer again.

>>50213983
Gura is far more important to HoloEN than Coco or Rushia were to HoloJP. That’s the difference. Sure, the part of me that wants to see menheras suffer wants to see Cover force-graduate her, but the branch is not healthy enough to survive something like that.
Normalfags do not care at all whether Gura streams or not. She just needs to remind them she exists every so often and they’ll be satisfied, and Cover prefers that over everyone talking about her graduating.
Also, remember the reddit revolt? The minute she graduates, everyone who was keeping quiet to not break containment will finally speak up and gossip about how stagnant the branch has been. Cover would really rather everyone conform and not talk about it outside of /here/.

>>50208767
>streamers don’t owe use anything
do you retards not understand that these people’s entirely livehoods rely on the generosity of their fans?

>>50233367
>enjoy Nijisanji
Anon, the problem is that we don’t enjoy them, that’s why we don’t watch them. I don’t give a fuck about male collabs and flirting and streamers being whores if they want (that last part is gender-neutral; plenty of the males are basically whores too).
But that’s only as long as they’re fleshtubers. I expect my vtubers to have more reasons for wanting to be vtubers than “I don’t have to put makeup on” and “weebs like watching vtubers”.

Yeah because she's busy having sex with me

>>50233810
Nta, but I know that. Streamers don’t owe us anything, and we don’t owe them anything either. I don’t like Gura getting away with this on principle, but since I never watched her anyway, I know I don’t have a right to complain.
Gura is in a situation where she makes money even if she doesn’t stream. With how this goes, the recline in her income stream will be gradual enough that she can sustain her bad habits for a lot longer than most streamers do.
Sometimes life isn’t fair. Gura got lucky and is one of the only vtubers who legitimately won’t face any consequences for being this lazy. If it makes you feel better, almost nobody else can get away with it. Just think about all the other substandard people who do recline into nothing if you really need to distract yourself from Gura’s shitty work ethic.

>>50208497
She's earning at least $20k/month after taxes for doing absolutely nothing. Why would she bother with the kayfabe if she's getting paid anyways since chumkeks renew their memberships every month?

>>50208497
You guys are gonna feel awful when it turns out she really does have some sort of cancer.

>>50235590
I’ll feel sorry for her but I still won’t sympathize with her shitty behavior.

It's not something I care to be particularly passionate about, but there is a slight annoyance in regards to her streaming consistency. I think for me, I see someone like Koyori who busts her ass, and it comes across as respectable and cool. She's really doing everything she can because she just fucking loves her job, she knows she's in the best place she can be and she truly does her best. It's not necessarily fair to compare anyone to her because of her constant output, but she's simply an amazing example of someone making the most of it.

And then I look over at Gura and I think "What the fuck?" I've read enough threads to get the gist of why people are mad about it, but I also don't think you can do anything about it either. You're better off supporting someone else rather than worrying about one streamer and their overall lack of streams. You gotta move on despite it pissing you off.

>>50213983
>he thinks all of holoCN touched even a fraction of what they get from even ID members

>>50233722
>reddit revolt
They revolted at tempiss instead of getting EN3 only ro have it on lockdown. Also the branch can do fine without her, mori is doing great all things considered.

>>50208497
All chumpedo are fucking disgusting, that's why she dont want to stream anymore

>>50235590
No I won't. She deserves it for being a lazy cunt and not tweeting about it. Hell even ayame was open about cancer.

>>50221148
>Kaela actually pissed that Gura got her to grind all that bullshit only to do nothing with it
kek based

>>50235590
No, I literally will not. I don’t make these schizo threads, I just chime in occasionally with “yeah, she’s a lazy cunt”. That’s not serious enough for me to feel guilty about.
Besides, if she really did have cancer, the right thing to do would be to announce a hiatus. The best case scenario for why she would decide not to in that situation would be that she didn’t want to let down her fans. Which she’s already doing.
If it turns out that it was a miscalculation (as in, Gura was being autistic and didn’t realize that would just make things worse), then fine. She doesn’t need to apologize, and nor would I.

>>50222934
So what's their cope now that it never happened? I bet all those retards were calling anyone who said it wouldn't happen "antis" too

>>50208912
Rosebud is a sled, Snape killed Dumbledore, Bruce Willis was a ghost, It's All Quiet on the Western Front.

>>50235590
No I won't

>>50235590
I'll mention that there are multiple cancer patients that still make videos daily, and cite ironmouse as an example of people streaming from the hospital.

>>50237358
https://youtu.be/x6a4hMyiwBo

>Cover is going to wait to see how EN3 fares before graduate lazy workers
>source:my sleepy mind

>>50209215
I don't know shit about Niji because they are literal nobodies. I just like shitting on Teamates and Chudbums.

>>50212289
Imagine working 10 hours a month and making more money than your coworkers who are working 4 to 5 times as much. I don't blame the lazy bitch.

>>50213983
Coco isn't even in the same ballpark. Her superchat numbers were great, but that's not where cover makes its money.

>>50233722
>but the branch is not healthy enough to survive something like that
I'm very curious what you are implying here. I absolutely agree that it would not be beneficial to cover at all to graduate Gura, but I think business for HoloEN would go on completely unchanged. I don't think their success or numbers would be affected by Gura graduating at all? Why do you think they would?

>>50213983
stop living in the past and recyling the old shit subhuman slit-eyed nijibug

>>50235590
Korone has nerve disease & still streaming a lot.

>>50240212
>muh nerve disease from reading anti comments on twitter
DYRBI?

>>50208642
she just had a child (my child).

>>50233505
This

>>50208497
lazy drunk whore

>>50235590
Why would they feel awful? Guilt tripping is not a cool thing to do. Maybe more people will feel bad if she was someone who was actually open and interacted with her fanbase, but she does the opposite and hides away for weeks upon weeks. Gura genuinely comes off like a bad person.

>>50240275
More believable than whatever Gura's disease is. In Japan, even Ame was more frail than her, but when it comes to streaming, then suddenly Gura has stage five cancer.

>>50232711
I think she's petrified of doing something wrong.

>>50241536
Bro. No offense but Gura can't be honest to her fanbase. If people are already shitting on the likes of ame kronii and fauna over being based imagine the shit storm that would ensue among her pedophile fanbase? You have to understand these weirdos faggots doxx her so much that anybody could just find her parents address here. Shit the only reason I know gura's real name and last name is because of this place. What do you think is going to happen when she let's say tell her chat she's been taking care of a baby shark? Or when she tell them to grow up and watch another streamer. It's going be pandemonium. The sad thing is gura is at fault for all of it for the way she conditioned the chumfucks mentally already.

>>50242068
Jesus Christ this board's conception was a mistake.

>>50242068
consider suicide

>>50242235
Truth hurts?

>>50238388
>I don't know shit about Niji because they are literal nobodies
I like the honesty lol
>>50238388
>I just like shitting on Teamates and Chudbums
why tho? I mostly watch & support JP but don't shit on EN because they are still Hololive. NIjiniggers are open season tho

>>50242068
>d these weirdos faggots doxx her so much that anybody could just find her parents address here. Shit the only reason I know gura's real name and last name is because of this place.
there is no real doxx of her face tho. She's elusive like pekora - thank god

>>50217397
Must be a German thing, I have a German colleague the does the exact same thing and it plays an important role in preventing me becoming a hermit

>>50238515
>The absolute state of chumbuds
I will take the bait
Gura barely make con appereances compared to the rest of EN
Cover still has JP to bank on merch (inb4 muh record breaking Dino Gura sperg)
Gura barely takes sponsors
Gura is no longer one of the embassadors of Holomeet
So how? How does Gura makes more money than the others for Cover if she doesn't even stream?

>>50208497
She is protesting against management

>>50236476
>it's fine she can stream when she wants
seems to be the general cope for now

>>50246475
>this is management's fault

>>50208912
>blaming management
Bad take, not reading any more. She's just lazy & isn't built for scheduled streaming, HoloEN management has no reason to force her when most of her audience will watch other Hololive streamers anyways, end of story. Not a big deal, doesn't need threads I agree, but these threads are bot-generated anyways so just stop bumping them

She wanted to do react streams and her fans said no, so she's disappointed.

>>50246763
kek

>>50243422
I agree Cover doesn't need her, but to play devil's advocate her value is in her influence. She's a great mascot, especially for the EN branch, but they really don't need her to do ANYTHING to do that. Just by streaming whenever she feels like it and the occasional collab (thx Kiara) to make sure her audience is watching the rest of Hololive. So I doubt she'll ever be fired JUST because she's lazy, it's only her own income that hurts.
>>50246763
This. I wish people would just accept she doesn't like streaming or responsibilities. Just turn on your bell and watch someone else until the monthly Gura stream. I honestly believe most of these Gura threads are from a bot, but everyone fucking replies

>>50233722
>Gura is far more important to HoloEN
Is she though? Gura really hasn't contributed anything to Hololive outside of numbers.

>>50247527
but she is? the #2 EN just had a stream with 2.5K ccv on average, meanwhile Gura almost mogged Coco's final tweet with this https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1659840339237130244

and nothing said here really matters as all it takes for her to be able to make people kneel yet again is her opening the live streaming software, but talentless whores will always be talentless whores, its just that they are at the mercy of Gura

>>50248147
>Gura almost mogged Coco's final tweet with this
That's not Gura. That's an account with over 4 million followers using a meme format.

>>50208497
She's a good girl