/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>50101059
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>12 hours of Rust a day for 5 days

EEK

>>50101085
Amen

>>50101059
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until June 19th 18:00 JST)
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>Vesper and Bettel mention A24
>Flay enters chat recommending an A24 movie
>gets ignored

Wtf they really into each other

>>50101085
Amen

>>50101138
VETTEL SEX

>>50101138
Flay should join them

The Magtummy is in danger

>>50101190
i wish

Magni's poor tummy

>>50101238
ToT

>>50101138
What movie he recommended? Missed that

>>50101190
Please no, I don't want to watch that shit

>>50101277
Under the Silver Lake

that little giggle Vesper only does when he's around other men..cute

Calling him level 30~40/100 is being way too generous after that Izuru raid....

>>50101138
vesmachi sisters on suicide watch

>>50101329
he’s begging for praise to make himself feel better KEK

>Magni begging to end it here
>Magmites actually saying its okay
Starmin are too nice.

>>50101329
He's killed half the server if you include himself so

>>50101238
He needs too get the towel ropes out

>>50101329
Is he talking about his rust power level?

where is that straightanon that said Vesper was using a hot female voice to seduce men. is he doing this with Bettel he sounds very different vs how he talks with girls...

Tummy hort

>>50101301
Great film, good taste the shota has

>>50101377
He's just being silly :3

>>50096770
How does it feel being wrong

Magni self sabotaged his stomach so he wouldn't have to play Outlast for more than 2 hours...

>Didn’t piss/shat himself
What was the point?

>>50101565
He is about to after he ends stream

>>50101565
immediately proved WRONG

>>50101564
magni hates you guys

I haven't seen a dentist in over a decade

>>50101650
post teeth NOW

When was the last time you went to the dentist /MANS/?
8 years. i only know suffering

>>50101650
my dentist died a couple years ago and im too lazy to find another one

>>50101650
Dental care is fucking expensive (at least in burgerland) so I understand. Haven't gone to one since 2018.

>yearly dose of (w)hor(ror) Magni
>that's the only (w)hor(ror) Magni you're gonna get
DYRBI

>>50101650
same, i even have some leftover metal from my braces that i haven't bothered to get out and it's been about 7 years

>>50101687
2 weeks, it took less than 20 minutes because I go regularly and maintain good oral hygiene

>Shinri's entire plan hinges on using the missiles to breach Izuru's outer wall and C4 for the shaft
>Doesn't know Izuru built a second ring of walls after he got raided
Oh no no no no
I can't wait to see the look of despair on their faces when they breach the outer wall only to see another wall inside.

>>50101741
Magmites would have to gaslight him into playing Outlast again

Go to Mexico for cheap dentistry work, burgers

this whore gets distracted from the conversation too much. correction needed.

Altare lmao

>>50101796
This plan was bad from the start begmcause it put all their eggs in one basket. Aruran is going to WIN because that Italian is opportunistic

i'm the bettelion that would pay $8000 for a picture of bettel's teeth

>>50101085
Amen.

Me. I would pay for his mouth.

Vesper thinks the Bettellion are SICK

Vesper lowkey baiting for Bettel vore art..

Why is leader like this

magmites really wanted to share that huh

>>50101796
I think it's time for Air Balloon Part 2

>>50101796
Behind this wall... IS ANOTHER WALL.

>"the mouth on this boy mmmm"
please...i dont want to ship Vettel..stop

>>50101865
b-but why?

not vesper mhmmm when bettel said he had a 12 inch mouth jokingly what the fuck VESPER WHAT THE EUCK YOU NEED A NEW PAIR OF PANT SDJNFWHETA

Vesper what the FUCK

hey nowa what the fuck

>>50101876
I want to feed Bettel alive to a giant snake and I was not this kind of person 5 months ago

Wtf Magni, what kind of texts are those

Vesper wants to fuck this clown

Nowa oji....

>>50101687
2 years ago. I should probably go back soon for a regular check-up but I don't want any more needles on my mouth ever again.

COOMER AIEEEEEEE

VETTEL GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK RN THEY'RE MOANING...

>>50101893
Altare is open to pooptalk

AHHHHHH Dinner went long and I missed nearly an hour of WoW Wednesday. I'm gonna kill myself!!!

>you either die a wizard, or live long enough to see yourself become the coomer

>>50101960
they’re racist and disrespectful to mothers!

why are they talking like gay whores

I love WoW Wednesday

>>50102060
well...about that...

>>50101820
he looks so molestable here, are there others by this artist like this? i want to do bad things.

magni sending shit like that doesn't surprise me

>>50102060
Because they speak and they are gay whores

>>50101979
When Altare was just talking about using Bettel as a backpack and shoving a rocket into his mouth? Curious.

So this is the power of brotubers huh

>>50102055
and the bad part?

>>50102060
Slowpokechama...

brotuber viewers...our response?

>>50102060
You know exactly why

MORF MENTION

Bettel is still hung up on Morf

VESPER WANTS TO BRING MORF BACK IN A CLOP N MORFY BIT

Anyone got timestamps or clips for Flay's appearance on Izuru and Temma's streams?

>>50102100
https://poipiku.com/6556812/8126082.html
heres a gallery from the artist that made that picture

Roachfuckers we eatin' good

>>50102150
This is pure bro talk women would never understand

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT JUDGE MAGNI SKIT. WHEEL OF TEMPUS. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. I MISSED THIS IMPROVE SHIT

Does Shinri know that the anon who drew his thumbnail also draws Flay-Noir questionable artwork?

>>50102237
men moan at each other and talk about wanting pictures of their male friends open mouth? straight bros are very interesting...

jesus christ vesper

damn she's really out to get Bettel huh
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1661595323909955584

wow wednesday is getting a little crazy tonight

>>50102242
Probably not but it would be cute to think he does and used it anyway

>>50102242
LINKS??????? WTF I WANT THAT

Vettel marriage?

Vesper has a vore fetish btw. thats why he's so hung up on mouths and food/eating

>>50102274
Bettel does at least, he did it with Altare too.

>>50102242
shinri retweets art from a yume artist who draws herself as a 5 year old lusting after him

>>50102210
I was just watching Temma's vod, after the killing go forward like a minute when flay starts typing in chat https://www.youtube.com/live/31EXWiOgca8?feature=share&t=1868

>>50102242
he either doesn't come /here/ anymore or he's fully aware and did it knowingly. not sure which is the funnier outcome
>>50102317
https://rentry.org/vsmchschz

>>50102346
bettel perfected the art of gay for pay

>UK mention
uh oh

>How are you blue when you're literally a walking red flag
not bad chat

His hair isn't naturally blue??

>>50102295
>Bettel is the Holopro punching bag as well as the fanbase's Ryona bait
uuuuuuuu... please don't bully the clown. He's trying his best okay?

>>50102332
they got him, boys.....

>cheeky nando's
Is it from UK? Because I've heard of it being Aussie

/become/ altare

NOO KINO STORY TIME

Altare: "I have to finish my narration!"
Shinri's honest reaction to that information:

Vettel making plans to do more one on one collabs, the stonks

KEK

>>50102317
https://files.catbox.moe/s6ks0p.png

HQ ON THE TELLY
jk

VESPER WAS ON THE ALTARE TELLY

WHORE!!!!!!!@

>>50102596
>https://files.catbox.moe/s6ks0p.png
holy shit vesper's fat hips

>shinri guessed altare’s lock password
>it was 8008

why does vesper sound so erotic around bettel when they are alone

>>50102596
Is this mpreg or is he just fat

>>50102698
just fat unless...

>>50102623
faith in humanity....restored. we are so back.

>>50102720
no...

>>50102698
Just a bit of weight but what if..?

BETTEL MODEL ALIVE

why does nobody ship vesper and the clown? i want to see vesper bully him.

>>50102698
They draw vesper kinda fat in the flat pairing pics and it oddly fitting

>>50102698
i like fat bastard vesper, i've accidentally drawn him bigger every time. he's gonna look 9 months pregnant in a week because he might be...

>>50102782
people do theres whole fanfics and art if you know where to look. just not a big ship compared to his other ones

Altare's calmed down at last, kinda.

>>50102853
he got through the sugar high

>>50102623
Was he watching the WoW stream?

>>50102892
roru

>>50102834
why would i do that, i'm a straight guy. i just want to see people doing it /here/

>>50102892
huh? Are you asking if vesper was watching the wow stream he's a part of right now?

>>50102210
Found when Izuru killed him too https://www.youtube.com/live/V88RYdbnV98?feature=share&t=18724

severely dislike regis altare

severely rape regis altare

Magmites really love treating magni like a five year old, huh...

>Vesper drinking
grey Lamy

severely fuck regis altare

>>50103018
I mean, he keeps acting like one, so...

ENTER CORPSE

>>50103061
Thought it was the abdl piece for a split nanosecond

Untouched by /MANS/

>untouched by man
>women do it
wheeze.wav

>>50102892
he was reading his favorite backstory comic that he's talked about so many times
https://twitter.com/fluorart/status/1568266353303339008

>>50102358
>>50102966
Arigatou!

Fiji. Only touched by spartan children.

>>50103087
I mean...

Why is Flay staying dead and not respawning in Rust?

Holy kek my sides. Jesus vesper.

>>50103128
Cool

>>50102966
Flay's grooming is working nahone~

>Vesper wants to get Bettel drunk

>5-6 packs of gushers
A retarded man

5 packs of gushers?? No wonder he was a bit loopy...

DUDE WEED LMAO

HERE WE GO. VESPER AND BETTEL OFFCOLLAB SEX

>if we ever meet in real life..
good god this stream is literally just Vesper desperately trying to get in this twinks pants

Sasuga Shilltare, get them to smash that like button!

>>50103273
>>50103291
that would kill me and I'm not even that old

>>50103343
he loves them ok, be nice.....

>you are perfect the way you are
groominghim.png
I don't have the photo on hand

>>50103326
HE REALLY IS STEALING EVERYTHING FROM MAGNI~!!

>>50102966
>>50102358
Oh yeah I should ask when Flay leaves/stops talking or messaging in both instances

>>50103389
twink destroyer..

>>50103024
Going to have to drink more often to keep up to her.

>>50103391

I'm going to anti now. Please keep your clown whore away from Vesper please.

vesper is going to rape this drunk pale jester if they off collab

>>50103392
At least they still have Apex

>>50103128
He also retweeted it AGAIN, that's like the 4th time.

>>50103485
yeah he needs to be kept away from him for his own safety. that man wants to get him drunk real bad kinda sus

>Bettel acknowledged Flay's raid an hour after it happened because Altare's raid reminded him of it

Flaytel sisters...

>>50103553
its over..

>>50103532
He's gonna break someone's back again...

>>50103532
That's just bro behavior, Axel wants to get people drunk too

>>50103399
>Flay starts typing and makes temma and izuru feel bad
https://www.youtube.com/live/31EXWiOgca8?feature=share&t=2033
>Flay comes back to get his stuff after getting killed by izuru
https://www.youtube.com/live/V88RYdbnV98?feature=share&t=18983
Izuru laughing at Flay chasing him with a rock like a kid is making my heart hurt, so cute

It would be funny if Vesper and Bettel team up and completely isolate themselves from the rest of Holostars

Shinri's actually a bit of an artiste

>>50102966
>ARN: Machina is friends
>MYB: Makina tomodati
He's like the village pet

Bettel & Bettel 2 Warhammer figure painting collab stream idea mentioned

>>50103018
don’t worry he likes it, mweh

uuu

>>50103649
>t.magmite

>>50103649
it would be kino. bettel just needs a new outfit and we're golden.

>>50103650
He drew those instances from his debut, right? Quite an artist!

>>50103649
>the brotuberfags are turning on magni

>>50103672
ToT are they groping Flay?

>>50103672
>looking up hentai doujins.png

>>50103649
dramafags you're making it too obvious now

Luv Morf

>>50103672
What they watching or playing?

>>50103649
They should just start Tempus over with those two

>>50103711
leave it to the guild bicycle to get turned on by brotubers. sasuga maglord

>>50103736
HUGE

>>50103613
so so so cute

>>50103736
TToTT UOOHHH I MISSE BETTEL AND MORF CONTENT

>>50103711
magni having a brotuber audience has been a joke for a long time. sisters have claimed him.

ENTER AND EXIT BIRB

>>50103711
Magni was never really a part of the circle. He's just good when he does his collab skits

>>50103711
they already did ages ago when they found out he’s a menhera women

ENTER BIRD
EXIT BIRD

>>50103494
ToT

>>50103649
Axel....

>>50103649
throw axel in

>>50103847
no one watch axel

>>50103724
yeah with their dicks
>>50103742
they're showing flay how not to be dead weight in wow

>>50103662
Izuru called him cute afterwards too, he's definitely the gaijin pet. i think the only one we haven't seen him interact with gamma, uyu, rikka and shien

It would be funny if Magni and Axel team up and completely isolate themselves from the rest of Holostars

>>50103959
fujochama...

>>50103959
Imagine the smell of their room.

>>50103959
least realistic post

not vettel being the only ship where vesper tops..
bettel might be the new bicycle..

is bettel going to stream rust again after wow wednesday?

>Vesper throws an unexpected House Party in the Offcollab. You watch as Bettel gets forced into sex by a trashy Woman

There's nothing edgy about pop punk and emo, that shit GAY

based quote hater Shinri

It would be funny if Altare and all of the contestants in the Altarebowl team up and completely isolate themselves from the rest of HoloPro in a massive orgy

>>50104050
probably not most of them logged off, unless he does a guerilla to farm materials

>>50103952
>Gamma ran across Flay and Shinri
>Didn't stop to talk since they were fighting an NPC
>They didn't see him either since it was dark
I felt the sand slipping between my fingers
He did see Rikka on the first day though

>>50104050
I'm guessing he'll go to bed right after since they did regain their stuff already.

>>50104116
Ngl I think orgy content is really what's missing from holopro

>>50104116
why are altventurers like this

It would be funny if the rest of tempus just beat the shit out of Bettel until he started crying

I hate how I used to be a magmite that fervently awaits every streams of MAGlord but nowadays I only tune in if he's doing a collab and prefer to watch Bettel instead since I used to consume Criken and Tomatogaming stuff before falling into the rabbit hole. He's not as creative as Criken or Magni nor does he act as unhinged as tomato or banana, so why am I unconsciously entertained by him over Magni?

>>50103613
Ok I saw Temma kill Flay twice and almost kill him a third time
Then with Izuru I saw him kill Flay once, Flay ran at him with a rock, Izuru apologized, then Temma killed them both
Is that all or am I missing anything?

>>50103852
Axel would rather team up with people outside of Tempus

AIIIIEEEEE

>>50104181
It exists it's called Ifuudoudou covered by Sora, Azki, Mori, Irys and Suisei

FUCK MAGNI DEZMOND

FUCK Magmi Dezmond

>>50104236
doxxsister please.....

>>50104207
How do I sign up

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1661608509601988610

FUCK MAGNI DEZMOND

Vesper and Bettel hate Magni..

>>50104116
kino, that's just tempus+ though

I'm really liking the Vettel arc

>>50104207
unironically this would be the outcome of a full tempus offcollab except shinri wouldn't do it

>>50104356
..same..

>>50104291
he's lying.

>>50104134
Please I need the Flay and Gan-chan interaction so badly but they always play at opposite times..
>>50104238
Not sure about Temma, but with Izuru that's all

>>50104276
I watch Criken on and off and I never heard of Bettel's rm before it was brought up /here/

>>50104291
still needs correction

HE'S NOT PREGNANT

>>50104291
Do people really do this? Just go on the internet and lie?

>>50104390
altare never lies you should have more faith in him

Bettel confirmed NOT PREGNANT

bettel status: not pregnant

Bettel's not pregnet. I checked.

Are women just fucking retarded or what the frick is wrong with you

>>50104363
Nah, he would. Just get him drunk first.

>>50104236
is this the new meta? dancing around an RM? why do you fags want to doxx so much? what do you gain?

>>50104484
You're in prime brotuber hours brother

>>50103650
I was impressed with his drawings during gartic phone

>>50104500
Bettel really brought a lot of people who think it's okay for some reason, vesties do it a lot too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAviknTRiz4

>>50104395
Wait a second
>Flay is on right now, though perpetually dead
>Gamma playing in an hour
Israel?

i never thought my crackship would get so many crumbs tonight

>>50104494
shinri just gets emotional when he drinks

>>50104236
Fuck off and get back to watching streams instead of posting trash like this, doxxsister.

>50104236
too long reads like a bot post

>>50104276
>>50104500
>>50104585
Follow the commandments and report & ignore the post, you retards. Why the hell would you give that poster (You)s?

>>50104344
Yeah, Tempus + other people who want to fuck Regis Altare. That's what makes it good. They're just like me, fr fr.

Part of me is glad that Bettel pulled away the most hellish magmites, but still sad because it probably does eat at Magni

brothers please just watch the streams. you have dead hours for dramaposting

>>50104568
I think he just forgot he was playing kek but I will kneel if I'm wrong

>>50104395
>Not sure about Temma, but with Izuru that's all
Someone timetsamped most of Temma's stream in JP in the comments
I used DeepL and they don't mention anything about Flay past the time Temma almost killed him the third time
Also I like how Temma was sorry killing him the second time but still tried to kill him again after that

This why you need commandments

JWU how did the rust boys react to their base getting raided and the loss of their things?

>>50104708
don't worry magni is graduating soon anyway

I haven't watched Shinri in a while, is he free from ISP issues now?

>>50104549
Yeah, they were actually some of the best ones. I was surprised.

>Shirley Temple collection
They'll never show the original films with the shit they had

>>50104813
yeah, to an updated model, we're so happy for him!

>>50104860
Like what?

>>50104864
I really hope he is happy with it

vesper getting his kouhai drunk and touching his smooth hairless thighs!!

>>50104756
Sisters want porn, brothers want drama, /mans/ is so backwards.... but that's why we keep coming back

>>50104929
oh shit Bizarro /MANS/ is still going?

>>50104915
Do you think Bettel shaves?

>>50104929
still somehow the best general on /vt/

>>50104895
They had black kids suck on large dick shaped pacifiers and Shirley once straddled some dude, though not in a sexual way but at the hip to hip level. Ye olde pedowood shit

>>50104929
Sisters are whores
t. v-intact Vesoji

>>50104915
HAIRLESS THIGHS EROTIC! ToT

>>50104965
I think Bettel likes to keep himself smooth and clean

>>50104989
I don't believe you

>>50104929
It's the best when people bother liveposting. Dead hours are a shitshow like every other general that doesn't die

>>50104676
I added the commandments to my filter.

>>50105009
you vagina is intact vesoji? you taking care of your hymen?

>>50104820
it's been perfect during rust at least

I wonder how long Flay will be afk

Ah, the peppeloni...

>What's up guys, it's Shinri Dawg, coming to you live from a haunted house in rural Japan

>>50105078
Never reply to me again,vile wench

>>50105104
You know the peppeloni?

>>50105078
his vussy (Vesoji boipussy)

Shinri doesn't know how much Temmas been jobbing

>>50104965
If you watch streams and pay attention, no he doesnt.

Shinri's a little aggressive deep down. Like a need to show vigour. Maybe it's just defensive.

Magni keeps losing his magmites to Bettel (understandably) and he’s not doing anythinng about it. I hope Magni improves his solo content.

>>50105104
please stop i'm trying to forget about her because i'm actually worried

________________________axel syios____________________

>>50105273
hot

>>50105358
who and what happened?

I love this jaded single father I want him to toss me around and take his pent up anger out on me. He can let his sons use me afterwards too. ToT

>>50105273
It's called being a man.

Anyone know how to fix this bug?

>>50105104
Anon stop, I miss that stupid slampig bitch. I love her

>>50105273
He's probably just protective and doesn't want Tempus to look like jobbers and easy targets to their senpais

>>50105375

>>50105437
too late

>>50105424
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

>>50105375

Why is Vesper not playing Boltgun literally right now?

>>50105592
too busy having gay sex with his clown whore

Flayon is alive!

>>50105592
he'd be so bad, there are better games for him

>>50104236
Best part of this is, in another life, Bettel used to appear in both Criken and Tomato streams/videos.

Bettel getting groomed by his 40 year old "man friend" at 12 ToT

good night /MANS/ enjoy the late night streams

idk what this is but cool I think
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1661611294812778497

Bettelion will continue to doxx and wonder why everyone hates them, I'm going to sicc the jannies on your asses

>>50106080
Karaoke app

>>50106080
manechan love

flayon keeps dying to the landmines KEK

>boom
>...flayon?

so the WoW Wednesday gang has been whittled down to just Bettel and Vesper, just as expected...

>>50106066
Thank you for the pic muah

The landmines ended up being their greatest enemies

>>50106213
I'm so happy I can finally stop watching MMO shit

PUMPKIN. ON.

>>50106213
The final bastion of good MMO gaming in TEMPUS

getting Bettelhead from Gavis Headdel!

Vesper jesus christ

ToT

Remember when Axel promised he'd do wow wednesdays? yeah...

>>50106213
They said more than once that is fine if the other boys dip out eventually since the 2 of them plan to play WoW as much as possible.
Also Hakka and Flay weren't there because you know, this is a special limited one week that they get to play with their senpais. so I am sure they will come back so don't write them off already like they gave up on the game.

Shinri's not going to sleep because he can't stop prepping

haha yes we hate it don't stop I mean stop oh no please~

>>50106415
>I'm sure they'll come back
Not with the amount of mindless grinding they have to do to catch up while they have so much work and streaming to do

PVPCONTENT LOVE

>The answer is they won't:)
KEK

>>50106403
>believing ____'s words

vettel crumbs every minute... bettel is good at this fujobaiting thing and vesper is too thirsty for boy thighs..

vesper is such a faggot it's so cute

Double whammy gay joke and race joke, sasuga Vesper

POOL'S CLOSED

>>50106684
he wants a twink so bad!!! ToT

did any of the boys say if they were playing rust again in the morning or at night tomorrow?

>>50107063
Leader say he was gonna stream it again during the morning, but I don't remember at what time exactly

>>50106474
>Not with the amount of mindless grinding they have to do to catch up
They're a few levels behind at around lvl 20 lol, they could catch up in a couple of hours of being carried through dungeons by viewers

finally sleep

PVPCONTENT HATE

that was the fruitiest laugh Vespers ever done

That thumbnail kek. Nice job Bettelyume, proud of ya.

Where are our good men? Did randoms pulled up and kill everyone?

ZOMBOID LOVE

good stream now its time to sleep. goodnight /MANS/

>>50107752
they weren't randoms, they're actually alliance friends I made while leveling up, Alliance side on the server has 3 big active guilds that still raid/PvP.