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>> No.50029485
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>>50029460
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.50029490
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ueehhh vesper love!

>> No.50029498

>>50029485
Amen

>> No.50029532

>>50029485
amen
what a way to end the thread

>> No.50029539
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>>50029460
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until June 19th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

>> No.50029580

>>50029485
Amen

>> No.50029589

PILOT ENTER

>> No.50029600

>>50029460
Wow those dogs shit a lot

>> No.50029633
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TAKE THE SHOT, SHINRI.

>> No.50029643

>Shinri trying to solve the mystery of the explosion noises for 10 minutes
>"I don't know what was that, chat, maybe it was Hakka or Flayo-"
>*Flayon shows up naked"

>> No.50029642

i was just about to post i miss flay

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>>50029589
His voice sounds so different holy

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>>50029647
this is what a full rest sounds like

>> No.50029696
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50029696

LOVE MY JESTER LOVE MY STUPID UGLY IDIOT JESTER LOVE MY RETARDED JOBBER JESTER AND HIS EQUALLY RETARDED HOT TWIN BROTHER!!!!!!!!

>> No.50029715
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MEANWHILE, ON BIZARRO /MANS/...

>> No.50029778

>>50029643
Let him kill someone else…it always is Hakka or Flay

>> No.50029828
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>>50029715
I LOVE GAVIS BETTEL

>> No.50029848

>>50029715
Im not Regulus

>> No.50029852

>vesmachi anon has a twitter
>tagged their work
the balls..too based for your own good

>> No.50029867

>>50029715
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE MACHIROONS

>> No.50029870
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>>50029715
I LOVE MAGNI DEZMOND

>> No.50029900

>>50029715
man I really dont want to rape Vesper right now

>> No.50029908

>>50029852
Link?

>> No.50029939

Fuck, I was hoping to sneak this in before the last thread died. I wrote it though, so...well, close your eyes, vanillanons
>>50027648
Pissmite here. Not really sure because I've been fixated on piss for as long as I can remember. Not sure if accidents as a kid had anything to do with it, but it was in the same naughty category as *gasp* boobies heehee. Some other people like it for humiliation reasons or taboo reasons, but those aren't the reasons I like it for. I like it for desperation and relief reasons and in similar ways to cum (e.g. gotta cum/piss so bad, oh that felt so good, fill me up, all over me, etc.). I also squirt when I cum these days so it feels twice as nice doing both at the same time

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>>50029852
vesmachi schizo is now a normal drawanon, they graduated from being a thread goblin. on the other hand look at what got tagged

>> No.50030005

>>50029848
Wait a minute....

>> No.50030029

>>50029696
That art of Bettel drives me nuts, he looks like he'd ask you for party drugs and dick.

>> No.50030068

shinri is becoming Albanian...

>> No.50030084

>>50029997
pepperoni nipples

>>50029908
https://twitter.com/jestertamer/status/1661110380075143171

>> No.50030088

>>50030029
hot

>> No.50030142
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>>50029997
no you're all still stuck with me all day i just needed an account for project credit reasons and figure i could put some normal shit on there so i don't look like a bot
>>50030029
black tar heroin...

>> No.50030178

I am the last balkan war crime vtuber enjoyer...

>> No.50030207

vesmachi molestation and love..

>> No.50030254

>>50029997
I thought Altare was fucking Flayon...

>> No.50030274

>>50030142
vesmachi anon. I just wanna say you are cute
Your normal drawings and nsfw drawings are always a delight

>> No.50030289

>>50029997
I mean there is nothing inherently wrong with this picture

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>>50030142

>> No.50030307

>>50030142
kek godspeed anon

>> No.50030315

>>50029997
the tempura get less shameless everyday...
>>50029939
well that explains it all, thank you anon for indulging in my morbid curiousity!

>> No.50030325

>no schedule
is vesper just going to become a no schedule streamer from now on
im fine with it its been filtering people. I want to be the last vestie

>> No.50030341

>>50030289
magni's not wearing his bikini top and her large nipples are exposed.

>> No.50030381

I think is the first time Flay showed up on someone else's Rust stream without him streaming too
Glad I caught it

>> No.50030440

>>50029997
Is this from that zetaxel poster? I blocked them and I don't find this art in the tags

>> No.50030530

>>50029997
God dammnit I know this is from that porn game, I need them to make Axel fuck Magni in it so bad

>> No.50030597

They're all on aiya

>> No.50030606

>>50030254
I did too kek

>> No.50030612

>>50030530
do it yourself lazy retard

>> No.50030637

>>50030530
Same but with Flayon
But hey all those cards are freely available so you can also do it yourself!

>> No.50030646

This man cannot kill anything that isn’t an NPC or his children, Im losing it

>> No.50030693

>>50030612
>>50030637
My shitty laptop would explode

>> No.50030719

i wanna take mushrooms with flay...

>> No.50030737

They were so close to running into Ganchan

>> No.50030744

>>50029715
I really wish they'd hurry up and release starsEN2, they're taking way too long

>> No.50030807

ENTER HERMANITO

>> No.50030891
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I want to marry him and sleep in separate rooms and randomly shut off the water when he wants to take a shower so he's forced to let me lick him clean. ToT

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>>50030274
sankyuu... https://files.catbox.moe/w2ri8a.mp3

>> No.50031007

shinri is a slav now

>> No.50031023
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>>50030954

>> No.50031152

Someone clipped the unhinged leader kino from earlier today
https://youtu.be/ZOL8zZIrBIQ

>> No.50031159

>>50030325
You know there has got to be some HoloJPfag /here/ that is used to that

>> No.50031246

>>50031152
>catch cold
holy kek i didn't see that before

>> No.50031280

>>50029715
Vesper should consider stop making many tweets socializing with everyone, i appreciate him making schedule to let us know what will we have on the week, but he really needs to take a break on social medias

>> No.50031339

>>50030646
I feel bad for him, but it's still pretty funny

>> No.50031401

I want to suck dirty ojisan penis

>> No.50031402

>>50030646
kek

>> No.50031434

>>50031401
Vesper work on your schedule

>> No.50031477

Leader please ask for Boltgun perms

>> No.50031638
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I just saw Gamma put a ladder on someone's house, enter through the window, and started raiding it

>> No.50031652

its only a matter of time until Shinri brings out the belt

>> No.50031779

>Flay singing as he lags out and cuts out
Fucking KEK

>> No.50031778

>>50031638
Isn’t that Izuru’s? It has already been raided kek

>> No.50031788

Hakka concert IKZ~

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shinri face reveal

>> No.50031838

>>50031638
He also locked himself in

>> No.50031881
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>Blood of the innocent never tasted so good
>Total obliteration of the human race

>> No.50031938

>>50031778
It was Temma's, he blew up the door and mf was waiting outside with a gun kek

>> No.50031953

It's nice watching these three playing together, I just feel like they started reaally slow, maybe they should've played 1 day before just to learn the basics

>> No.50031969

>>50031794
no way....

>> No.50032016

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

>> No.50032030

Do we know if Magni was gonna stream today?

>> No.50032034

HAKKA KILLED FLAYON KEK

>> No.50032044

shinri dramatically overestimated flayon & hakka...

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>>50029715
I enjoy Vesper as a content creator and my thoughts about him are pure. I respect his aversion to touch and lack of attraction to women. I would never subject him to anything that would make him uncomfortable, because he is the anti-coomer brotuber and not a whore. ToT

>> No.50032096

>>50031938
I'm kinda sad that Temma didn't kill him right there, it would make for great comedic timing.

>> No.50032137

>>50031953
Yeah rust is kind of overwhelming to be thrown into but once you get the basic mechanics it's easy to learn

>> No.50032155

>>50032044
He really needs to stop trying to rely on them to play seriously. They are the deadest of dead weight, and I say that with all the love in the world for Hakka...

>> No.50032172

>>50030530
I have some old Axmag Koikatsu I saved off /here/ back in October
https://files.catbox.moe/pv13br.png
https://files.catbox.moe/s5tv06.png
https://files.catbox.moe/yyqkz2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/m5nqjb.png
https://files.catbox.moe/y8x59x.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8b9fcs.png

From
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/34954018/#34969216
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/35828107/#35828933

>> No.50032230

>>50032155
some people can't just drop off their 5-month-oldd downs babies in the forest, please understand

>> No.50032251

>>50032155
You can't just tell the man with a sacrifice kink to leave his men behind

>> No.50032326

Will the ronin be able to defeat the dark knight?

>> No.50032325

>>50032030
He isn't

>> No.50032345

>>50032030
Yesterday he said he wouldn't be streaming today

>> No.50032385

>>50032172
ToT

>> No.50032388

>>50032155
He can't drop the paternal figure, people have always relied on him. Also I think he enjoys watching the 2 retards goofing around

>> No.50032426

Uncle Altare scares me. One time I was eating mac & cheese and he slapped me really hard, but after that he was super nice to me and bought me a hotwheel.

>> No.50032505

>>50032172
Thank you

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>> No.50032543

VG inciting mutiny

>> No.50032555

>>50032426
Stop eating like a cow and you won't get hit, retard

>> No.50032560

>>50032426
Do you have any other abuse stories to tell us about, Flayon?

>> No.50032572

flayon you idiot KEK

>> No.50032593

>>50032426
eat a salad

>> No.50032624

Total Altare Domination. Rape Altare. Molest Altare. Force a Altare to give you sloppy head. Slam dunk a Altare's cum jar into the trashcan. Milk filthy Altare cock. Masturbate in a Altare food. Launch Altare into the air with jets of cum. Drown Altare in a tub of cum. Toss Altare into a room full of horny anons. Urinate into a Altare ass. Jerk off Altare into a condoms and make them drink it. Twist Altare nuts as they cum. Enroll Altare to the NAMBLA. Bend Altare backwards and spit roast them. Induce birth in pregnant Altare. Trap Altare in cumjars. Crush Altare cocks under your bare feet. Fuck Altare until rhey fall like they've been liquefied. Eat Altare. Tummy-punch Altare. Fornicate in public with Altare. Stomp Altare balls with steel toed boots. Jerk Altare off into other Altare food. Mindbreak Altare. Mandatory mating-presses for Altare. Grind Altare cocks against other Altare asses. Drown Altare with affection. Force Altare into heat with hypnosis. Care for old Altare as they age. Breed Altare with animals. Gift Altare a katana.

>> No.50032666

Popped into Magni freechat to hear someone made a Baldtare forma de Magni for a 3D class, kek

>> No.50032703

>>50032572
He's truly Altare's Discord kitten

>> No.50032799

>>50032624
Based

>> No.50032804

Oh, they won't be able to clear the oil rig. Not with Hakka and Flayon

>> No.50032813

Altare has enraged the beast of the server…

>> No.50032859

Magni hates streaming

>> No.50032890

are there stats of how many times altare has raped the other tempus boys?

>> No.50032967

The drama in global chat is great

>> No.50032986

>>50032890
The statisticians also got raped every time they tried to make an entry in their spreadsheet

>> No.50032998

>Altare and Temma vs Hakka
LMAO

>> No.50033036

Are they really gonna raid Altare? kek

>> No.50033069

>>50033036
They're gonna die. Hakka couldn't even make it out of the base without crashing

>> No.50033108

>>50032624
TTOTT

>> No.50033188

Whoring out Flayon to buy a boat!!!

>> No.50033205

"Flayon did you hear that? We're gonna have to sell you to make ends meet."

>> No.50033208

I'LL BUY HIM SHINRI

>> No.50033219

I'LL BUY HIM

>> No.50033240

I just managed to get online since I was busy all day. how much stuff I missed from today's RUST streams? I would watch the vods but i really want to see this live

>> No.50033244

GOTTEM

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SHINRI ALLIANCE WINS

>> No.50033271

Altare got blown up KEK

>> No.50033300

/mans/ you were so focused on hakka and flayon jobbing you never considered altare jobbing you FOOLS

>> No.50033326

Shinri wants to watch Altare die over and over again...

>> No.50033387

Why does the Altventurers try to sell this idea of a Gigachad Altare that can top everyone, when in reality he is a soft boy that tries to act tough having grown up with a abusive mother?

>> No.50033397

>>50033240
A lot happened today, last thread there were some recommendations on whose pov to watch to catch up on today. Right now Shinri, Flayon, Hakka and Altare? are going to the oil rig

>> No.50033412

>>50033387
because he rapes, anon.

>> No.50033419

>>50033387
He's not a gigachad, just a stubborn control freak who doesn't take no for an answer. Best kind of top imo

>> No.50033436

>>50033387
>abusive mother
anon you are just as delusional

>> No.50033586

>>50033387
>thinking you need to be a gigachad to top the members of Tempus

>> No.50033611

>>50033387
something something heeheehaha funposting. tho I guess there might be some who actually believed it to be real

>> No.50033617

Flayon's mic lag is really weird, it cuts off but also talks on top of his own voice

>> No.50033643

>>50033387
the actual answer is that altare is a control freak and rapist altare is a thread meme

>> No.50033645

>thinking altare was any better than hakka & flayon
shame on you /mans/

>> No.50033656

>>50033387
id like to think no one here actually believes he's a gigachad top but maybe some delusional fujo/yume does

>> No.50033688

>>50033645
At least when it comes to shooting he is way better, but he's just as dumb

>> No.50033715

why the voice in game sounds so ass now?

>> No.50033852

this is kind of comfykino

>> No.50033859

shinri's kids are so cute

>> No.50033868
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pachi pachi pachi

>> No.50033898

>>50033645
Altare got 5 kills intentionally today, despite all the jobbing during the raids.

>> No.50033916

I found the Discvest tweets I mentioned last night. Posting this for the one anon who asked. Everyone else ignore unless you want stale Twittershit
>>49982046
>>49983633 (me)
https://twitter.com/QueenQeeko/status/1612574986958688257
https://twitter.com/QueenQeeko/status/1612587108019109889
https://twitter.com/QueenQeeko/status/1612630938546241536

>> No.50033962

Would Altare count as one of Shinri’s kids now or just their weird little friend?

>> No.50033970
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I've missed these Tempus moments. Just 4 guys on a road trip.

>> No.50033985

>>50033387
>Gigachad
It’s because “he hates woman” meme.
>top everyone
The rest of Tempus is a bunch of bottoms.

>> No.50034001

holy fuck flayon is literally not understandable

>> No.50034035

>>50033962
He's one of the kids now kek

>> No.50034065

>>50033962
is this answering your question anon

>> No.50034066

>>50029997
Give the cards

>> No.50034072

>>50033962
>are we there yet?
>how long until we’re there
>can we stop i gotta go pee

>> No.50034078

flayon is glitching, someone fix him

>> No.50034093

>>50033916
kys

>> No.50034097

Flayon's talking like a live YTP

>> No.50034098

>>50034001
just like me frfr

>> No.50034102

>>50033387
I personally see him more as a slutty brat testing everyone's patience

>> No.50034125

>Dad, flayon prematurely shot

>> No.50034163

>Shinri holding grenades
>"I could end it all"
this man will snap one day and it's gonna be amazing

>> No.50034165

>>50034097
KEK

>> No.50034196

"Dad, Hakka's using Tinder again!"

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>I can solve all our problems...

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>>50034097

>> No.50034265

altare is getting too into the dad shinri dynamic

>> No.50034286

That reminds me of that time when vesper took altare and axel on a drive during zomboid

>> No.50034324

Altare is having a little too much fun roleplaying as a kid

>> No.50034366

>>50034286
Same :(

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>> No.50034379

Peak content

>> No.50034381

>>50034241
He isn't play rust is he...

>> No.50034386

please someone just fucking kill shinri already he wants it so badly

>> No.50034397

>>50034286
: (

>> No.50034408

God this is throwing me back to road trips with my family...

>> No.50034429

>>50034286
i had the same thought…

>> No.50034436

>>50034386
Altare will, once he betrays them

>> No.50034444

>>50034381
engish...

>> No.50034476

flayon's mic turns up the annoying by 200% and i love it kek

>> No.50034484

actual children

>> No.50034488

I'm late, why is flayon dropping every other syllable?

>> No.50034522

Is Altare like… is he into this?

>> No.50034534

"I'm jumping on the roof dad and there's nothing you can do about it!"

>> No.50034547

>>50034488
so shinri has an excuse to drink

>> No.50034549

kek altare

>> No.50034575

Suicide pact with Shinri

>> No.50034588

>>50034522
Yes and its turning me on so much

>> No.50034598

HOLY KEK

>> No.50034604
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why does it feel so natural

>> No.50034617

>>50034522
At this point I'm waiting for Altare to ask for s spanking

>> No.50034616

KEK

>> No.50034627

>>50034522
Everyone in /mans/ knows the answer to this

>> No.50034642

I'm guessing this is a stream I should just dodge and watch the VOD later

>> No.50034645
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50034645

he's lost it

>> No.50034649

Shinri's about to commit a family annihilation

>> No.50034650

>>50034604
Altare shotabrain needs Brat correction

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>> No.50034694

Flayon cannot stop jobbing, even in a safe zone. There is no deader weight.

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Is there a term for docking but with asses?

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>>50034522
He is SO into it.

>> No.50034767

>this is why dad drinks

>> No.50034788

this is why mom doesn't FUCKING LOVE YOU

>> No.50034817

This got deep...

>> No.50034902

bratty kids need correction

>> No.50034904

shinri being a real father to 3 men with daddy issues hours...

>> No.50034922
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Tempus' shotas love

>> No.50034929

baby is back

>> No.50034949

HAKKA FAVOURITE CHILD

>> No.50034960

Shinri…dont engage plz…

>> No.50034966

>>50034922
Adorable....

>> No.50034994
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50034994

FAVORITE CHILD BY DEFAULT

>> No.50035001

JOBBERS KEK

>> No.50035010

KEK

>> No.50035015

Are they retarded

>> No.50035035

I believe in them. Against all odds

>> No.50035046

>>50034368
Kek

>> No.50035058

>>50035015
you realized that now?

>> No.50035072

Holy shit how will this end

>> No.50035095

>>50035072
Everyone except Altare will die

>> No.50035114

>>50035072
Once shinri's down to his last grenade.

>> No.50035118

>>50035072
Flayon hiding in a corner

>> No.50035135

>>50034922
All my oshis are being so cute (including Shinri)

>> No.50035156

>>50035072
Do they even have the blue and red card? If not, they should be fine, if they activate the crate then they'll be wiped out by the armored npcs

>> No.50035177

>>50035072
everyone including altare will die

>> No.50035272

chances altare acts like a kid during sex?

>> No.50035290

praying this goes well for shinri's sanity

>> No.50035329

>>50035290
he'll be fine. shinri's the kind to always save the last bullet for himself.

>> No.50035334
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>>50035272

>> No.50035372

This is why Altare is here

>> No.50035378
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>>50035272

>> No.50035521

>Bettel didn't join rust
>Vesper didn't join rust
>Magni technically didn't join rust
THEY ARE

>> No.50035558

>>50035521
not joining rust

>> No.50035574

>>50035521
Traitors

>> No.50035591

f

>> No.50035616

Shinri is fucking dead

>> No.50035639

>>50035521
stars haters

>> No.50035649

RIP

>> No.50035661

>>50035521
busy i guess

>> No.50035680

Altare and Flayon survived, who could've thought

>> No.50035731

>>50035521
how many times this has to be pointed out? it has been 2 days, almost 3 already

>> No.50035755

>>50035680
did hakka die or just DC?
and shinri died while instructing flayon, which is saviorfagging, which was a given

>> No.50035795

>>50035755
Crashed

>> No.50035802

>>50035680
I mean Hakka crashed. I’m more surprised that Shinri dead. That’s somehow very fitting kek

>> No.50035821

>>50035372
Yeah. he's filling a big void for this team. Shinri's more of a supply gathering/scouting/navigation guy, and Hakka and Flayon are both mostly useless at shooting, so they really need someone for the offensive role.

>> No.50035850

the boat ran out of fuel with altare in the middle of the ocean KEK

>> No.50035860

>>50035755
Shinri also had all the time in the world to pop heals, but didn't, so it really was a foregone conclusion.

>> No.50035866

HES FUCKING STRANDED AND THE BATTLESHIP IS COMING

>> No.50035929

GOD DAMN IT ALTARE KEK

>> No.50035946

The cherry on top would be if the npcs respawn while Flayon is still at the oil rig

>> No.50035959

I can't with these guys, Tempus is such a jobber guild KEK

>> No.50036033

>flayon last one standing on the oil rig
as everyone predicted

>> No.50036040

This is beautiful. Truly iconic jobbing.

>> No.50036056

>>50035946
what makes npcs respawn? taking too long?

>> No.50036086
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>> No.50036175

Hakka crashed again

>> No.50036177

>>50036056
i think so, i think it depends on the server settings

>> No.50036184

Poor hakka....
>>50036033
I fucking knew it, thats my husband....a survivor....

>> No.50036287

Is Hakka's game due to the lack of vram? Rust can be kinda crazy and he has a 1660ti I think

>> No.50036316
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50036316

whole stream right there innit

>> No.50036380

JOBBER LEADER

>> No.50036385

Altare’s voice sounds cute and small

>> No.50036410

Altare is going to make C4 to destroy Izuru's base, isn't he?

>> No.50036490

>saving private flayon

>> No.50036553

Uhh can you femanons please post cuter? I’m TRYING to masturbate to your posts and you’re giving me nothing.

>> No.50036612

>>50036553
_____chu~_____

>> No.50036635

I want hakka's POV AIIIEEE.. i hope he's having fun though

>> No.50036648
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50036648

I need to sleep but I'm gonna miss the shenanigans...god I hate being responsible

>> No.50036670

>>50036553
Sorry I'm watching streams

>> No.50036699

>>50036553
BRAAAPPP

>> No.50036731

>>50036553
I think that all the men here should have a nice beer to go with the streams.

>> No.50036755

this game fucking sucks

>> No.50036793
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>>50036648
save the timestamp so you can watch the vod later

>> No.50036802

>>50036553
I want the tempus boys cummies!

>> No.50036877

altare beached the boat...

>> No.50036917

NO FUCKING WAY

>> No.50036918

SHINRI WTF STOP JOBBING

>> No.50036922

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

>> No.50036924

KEK SHINRI

>> No.50036945

What...

>> No.50036959

JESUS CHRIST KEK

>> No.50036985
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jesus kek

>> No.50036986
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>> No.50036988

Shinri jobbing like a true Tempus member. I'm sure Altare is proud.

>> No.50037025

He’s mad

>> No.50037059
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>>50036553
i like you too ojisan, take this just to be safe

>> No.50037064

>>50036553
machina x flayon

>> No.50037068

Shinri say the gamer word

>> No.50037075

He's busting out the shots

>> No.50037081
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50037081

shinri exists purely to suffer

>> No.50037087

>See, this is why I was overprepping. Because I knew we'd just be constantly-- I need a shot.
P
O
O
O
O
U
U
U
U
R

>> No.50037116

sufferkino

>> No.50037159 [SPOILER] 

>>50036553
look at you go! cute im proud of you

>> No.50037200

I want flay to twist my nipples...

>> No.50037213

Shinri is losing it

>> No.50037233

shinri is going to quit tempus

>> No.50037314

Tempus murder suicide!!!

>> No.50037351

BOYS

>> No.50037358

>>50037081
This is why he's perfect for Altare. Only the strongest men can survive all that bad luck

>> No.50037360

BOYS

>> No.50037417

>>50037233
I won't blame him desu his boys are so dumb

>> No.50037450

the cocking of the guns behind shinri when altare said that lol

>> No.50037467

Someone made a compilation of all the rust vods by day, i kneel https://twitter.com/kbdoodles/status/1661107850888859648?s=20

>> No.50037504

>>50037358
Honestly, if he still wants to hang out with Altare after this, he is the strongest Altare simp.

>> No.50037521

Is it always this intense, koipanions? It feels like Shinri is always one step from the edge.

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>>50037467
very naisu

>> No.50037546

>>50037467
I kneel

>> No.50037630

>>50037521
the shinri experience is constantly hunting for things that will delay the inevitable

>> No.50037639

OH NO

>> No.50037662

JOBBER GUILD

>> No.50037666

KEK

>> No.50037669

OH SHINRI’S COMMITTING ALL RIGHT

>> No.50037671
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im gonna fucking lose it dude holy shit

>> No.50037704

>i'm gonna fucking gut you alive flayon
woah shinri calm down bud

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>>50037521
his we were here collabs with bettel weren't even this bad and he was ready to neck himself halfway through

>> No.50037725

>Have the option to clear out a good chunk of the NPCs from the relative safety of the boat
>"Let's just clear the landing area and push"
Why are they like this? Sasuga jobbers guild.

>> No.50037736

>>50037521
It depends, but he do feel like he's looking for a place to die sometimes

>> No.50037789

KEK

>> No.50037798

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-7muDEUdBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-7muDEUdBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-7muDEUdBE

>> No.50037800
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someone save shinri

>> No.50037846

All 3 of them making Shinri suffer is kino, actually the best outcome for today

>> No.50037876
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>>50037798
it's molestation time

>> No.50037888

Shinri death count: 3

>> No.50037895

>>50036287
iirc he upgraded his gpu to a beefy one so it should be more than enough, who knows what is going on with his pc

>> No.50037905

>>50037725
Safety is for pussies

>> No.50038023
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Every day you have a choice, Shinri.

>> No.50038038

I managed to convince my gay friend who doesn't watch VTubers interested in watching Shinri because he's hot

>> No.50038052

by the end of this event, Shinri most likely will not do any collab, man will need therapy after this

>> No.50038087

>>50037888
>: 3
KYS

>> No.50038096

>>50038038
i'm happy for your hot friend anon

>> No.50038113

>>50037504
Considering how he's been acting around Altare through this entire arc, he's still way up there in the rankings

>> No.50038118

>>50037798
Rust when

>> No.50038117

>>50038038
Based

>> No.50038148
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interesting
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1661217086365122561

>> No.50038151

>>50038087
> >: 3
kys

>> No.50038154

I'm kinda enjoying this I think Shinri should suffer more

>> No.50038174

>>50038148
This woman

>> No.50038188

>>50038148
Shameless and based

>> No.50038220

>>50038154
Based and same.

>> No.50038232

>>50038096
I meant Shinri, not him...
>>50038148
Least thirsty koipanion

>> No.50038270

>>50038154
he’s made to suffer

>> No.50038271

>>50037905
And so is not being flat-out broke apparently.

>> No.50038275

KEK

>> No.50038347

Shinri makes things more serious than it should be

>> No.50038356

>>50038148
damn this woman shameless, posting this after posting THAT art

>> No.50038507

>Maybe a little strong is what we need today

>> No.50038517

>>50038347
what happened?

>> No.50038547

you guys reckon aniki just had a paper earlier today? He sounds like me after a big exam

>> No.50038647
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clown schedule
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1661222839238705152

>> No.50038655

Good night /MANS/, I’m happy Rust has been so much fun!

>> No.50038678

>>50038647
THE SEX ART ToT flayon's gonna be so happy

>> No.50038711

>>50038647
Barbie watchalong let's go!

>> No.50038719

>>50038655
sleep well anon

>> No.50038751

>>50038547
Do we know for sure his going to a university right now, is it dox info?

>> No.50038770

THIS IS THE RUN

>> No.50038786

>Hear Flayon
>Close Shinri's stream

>> No.50038822

>>50038751
Didn't he mention uni classes during one of his JP zatsudans?

>> No.50038834

>>50038751
He recently mentioned it, told a story about a friend of his sister that studies at the same campus as him

>> No.50038846

>shinri found his corpse
WE'RE SO BACK

>> No.50038924
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>>50038822
>>50038834
Wow, I'm impressed!

>> No.50038938

I want to believe...

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>>50038148
>"Koi fishes reach sexual maturity at around 2-3 years old"

>> No.50038994

ALTARE BETRAYED THE GUILD

>> No.50038996

>>50038924
CHEER HARDER AND FASTER FOR ANIKI THEN

>> No.50039010

ALTARE KILLED FLAYON

>> No.50039012
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ALTARE KEK

>> No.50039056

I love aniki. I want to kiss him! He makes me so happy.

>> No.50039070

>>50039010
>>50038994
fuck i was away for a min, why did altare killed him?

>> No.50039115

Any reason in particular why Axel hates holostars rust server?

>> No.50039124

>>50039070
He mistook him for NPC

>> No.50039128

>>50039070
He thought he was an NPC

>> No.50039133

>>50039070
because he's evil and hates flay-flay!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50039138

>>50039070
Just mistook him for an NPC, classic leader jobbing

>> No.50039144

>>50039070
thought he was an NPC

>> No.50039148

>>50039115
he hates queers

>> No.50039169

ALTARE’S STUCK IN A WALL AND HE’S GONNA GET RAPED AAIIIEEE

>> No.50039198

>>50039169
Kek

>> No.50039211

They're TOO retard, holy shit

>> No.50039225

>>50039169
ToT

>> No.50039269

kek altare

>> No.50039309

WHY IS EVERYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG GO WRONG

>> No.50039311

Altare sounds less "breathier"? Just tuned in.

>> No.50039321

KEK JOBBERS' GUILD

>> No.50039329

>>50039311
well, yeah, he just drowned.

>> No.50039346

Literally nothing is going right

>> No.50039348

fat piss

>> No.50039353

this is the worst rust gameplay stream of all time

>> No.50039371

>>50039311
He's not using his soft streaming voice, so he sounds nicer

>> No.50039385
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SHINRI IS PISSING ON ALTARE'S CORPSE :D

>> No.50039410

yaay pelleds

>> No.50039417

Holy Kek Axel can do a perfect Mario and Mickey impression

>> No.50039421

>>50039148
Shinri…

>> No.50039427

I can't believe my husband is taking a fat piss without me

>> No.50039430

>>50039070
Thought he was a woman

>> No.50039516

even altare's corpse is slutty

>> No.50039523

>shinri and hakka waiting for altare’s body to slowly float to the surface
grim.

>> No.50039527

Shinri is topless right now…

>> No.50039533

>>50039427
Can’t believe I didn’t get too hold his dick while he pissed

>> No.50039536

"I see his ass sticking right out of the water, but I can't reach it so we can't get any of his stuff"

>> No.50039542

>Hakka, have you ever gone fishing before?
>Yeah!
>Hakka, have you ever gone grenade fishing?
>... No...

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This will be useful

>> No.50039591
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>>50039544
learned from the best

>> No.50039600

>futanari mention

>> No.50039607

Axel please stop calling Astolfo futanari

>> No.50039615

so is anyone here gonna apply for EN3?

>> No.50039623

>futanari Astolfo

>> No.50039668

>>50039615
I can't, I'm not Izuru to apply for Hololive

>> No.50039687

>>50039615
yeah me so i can sexually harass bettel in discord

>> No.50039731

>Astolfo monster energy drink
NO

>> No.50039783

There goes Flay again...

>> No.50039803 [DELETED] 

>>50039615
Me so I can intimate drama between Hololive and Holostars so they never collab again, then I'll graduate and use my supa money to buy my oshi's merch.

>> No.50039812

This is why you don't try to do a raid with Flayon on the team...

>> No.50039815

Axel you are making me sad stop

>> No.50039814

Flay...

>> No.50039852

Axel misses the old Tempus...

>> No.50039855

>we used to be in call 4-6 hours a day
>now we are just so busy

poor aniki..

>> No.50039869

>>50039812
You can't raid with either Flayon, Hakka or Altare

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>>50039687
ToT

>> No.50039881

>>50039615
I did and i can promise one thing for /mans/
I will play single player vidya games and not f2p multiplayer shit

>> No.50039910

>>50039615
Me so I can initiate drama between Hololive and Holostars so they never collab again, then I'll graduate and use my supa money to buy my oshi's merch.

>> No.50039945

>>50039869
Neither with Shinri kek Tempus in general should stuck to beating doors with rocks

>> No.50039962

>>50039855
POST-DEBUT TEMPUS HATE

>> No.50039973

Axel is getting depressed again just by thinking he needs to visit Japan soon, the curse is too strong

>> No.50039977

>>50039855
>meanwhile Vesper and Magni play Apex all night long

>> No.50039981
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>>50039855
HQ unity is....is....

>> No.50040006

>>50039615
I will be like bae and join. I will fuck my oshi instead of being cucked by some stinky bitch.

>> No.50040035
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>> No.50040052

>>50039945
KEK maybe the goofy plans suit them better

>> No.50040053

What happened to Myth will happen to HQ. It was inevitable.

>> No.50040066

>>50039977
sometimes it feels like axel is the one putting the distance between him and the rest. i hope it's just the studies stressing him out

>> No.50040105

>maguni's a HOOOO

>> No.50040108

>>50040006
please dont wake up the schizo in me, im only just now getting over roberu

>> No.50040124

>maguni is a hoooo-
WDHMBT

>> No.50040126

>>50039977
They just picked that again recently tho

>> No.50040145

>maguni.. maguni.. maguni's a hoe

magni is a whore , confirmed by axel

>> No.50040160

>>50040053
At least HQ was more united than Myth will ever be.

t. takodachi

>> No.50040173

>>50040105
>>50040124
Axel's ffs

>> No.50040194

>>50040066
Yeah, it's the timezones and him being busy with school that puts him in a distance with the others

>> No.50040204

>>50040145
just like the fanfics

>> No.50040206

>>50040160
Yeah so it actually hurts more when they don't have unity

>> No.50040252

>>50039855
>4-6 hours in call
Why?

>> No.50040256

Man, they're suffering so much to clear the basic enemies of the Oil Rig, they won't survive 30 seconds with the boss

>> No.50040261
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>>50039981
>Magni 1.5 UUUUU picture

>> No.50040267

flay's prank calls with senpais perspectives kek
https://youtu.be/oQ8WQxAweUo

>> No.50040279

>>50040252
bonding time with the bros.

>> No.50040295

>>50040160
Looking back, Myth really is more like us.
Socially awkward, otakus at their worst, and inept in every way.

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just give up

>> No.50040344
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50040344

>Hakka keeps crashing
>Flayon keeps dying
>Altare jobbing in the weirdest ways possible
>Shinri just taking it all

>> No.50040371

How is Axel's sister doing? Still a dumb slut?

>> No.50040375

LETS GOOOOO

>> No.50040384

THEY DID IT
A SINGLE MEMBER OF TEMPUS DID A COMPETENT
that was glorious while it lasted

>> No.50040463

this cannot be

>> No.50040469

Shinri is mad kek

>> No.50040473
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https://twitter.com/lampu_kuroro/status/1661202086086729729?s=46&t=tHqZdRMxGHYLfeVraY1uww
You motherfuckers how come no one posted this here, i just saw it REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.50040490

WHEEEEEEEEEEEZE

>> No.50040494
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boom

>> No.50040504

KEK

>> No.50040555
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50040555

rust is perfect

>> No.50040568

That was beautiful. Shinri is truly showing his Tempus colours today.

>> No.50040586

>>50040473
this is so hot ToT

>> No.50040620

shinri mindbreak

>> No.50040628

>I swear to god man, that bird guy has nothing better to do
Why does Axel hates Hakka so much?

>> No.50040645

>ya dick head, what a piece of shit

ToT I want aniki to call me names

>> No.50040649

>>50040473
I wonder how much art is going to come out of this moment kek

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wdhmbt?

>> No.50040770
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>>50040649
It's been great
https://twitter.com/yinmelonsoup/status/1661222201318838272?s=20

>> No.50040776

Honestly Shinri is overthinking this and I hope he doesn't get too frustrated. Besides Temma and Izuru, everyone else fucking sucks too, so you don't need the big guns to raid Gamma or Rikka. Miyabi has been gambling and begging for things to gamble for 3 days and he has a point (and would have two if Aruran didn't give helpless ojisan eyes).

>> No.50040777

>>50040745
the final yab is upon us

>> No.50040784

>>50040473
kek poor izuru but I wish I got to see him react

>> No.50040817

AXEL GANK

>> No.50040854

That sounded like piss kek

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>>50040745
Uhhh anon can't you see that says Elysium right there bro

>> No.50040872

>>50040473
it should have been me

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>>50040473
https://twitter.com/erinawt_/status/1661197794437201920/

>> No.50040906

>>50040854
no? that was like
>gluoggogoogogoblbobooggoblogbolog
piss is like
>PSSSSHHHwwwwwwwwssshhhhs sssssssssssssiiiiiieeeewwwwwwwshh

>> No.50040960

>>50040897
who else from starsjp has altare raped?

>> No.50040966

>>50040906
Thank you, piss expert

>> No.50040980

>>50040960
Shien's car

>> No.50040994

>>50040897
izuru is so cute

>> No.50041009

>>50040776
I think he's focusing too much on it being EN vs JP, when the reality is you can walk up to most of the JP senpais and ask them to help you raid somebody else and they'd happily help.

>> No.50041023

>>50040854
You've never pissed before have you?

>> No.50041037

>>50040776
Yeah, he's taking it a bit too seriously. The whole point of this is just to mess around and get to know the senpais. No one actually expects them to win.

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