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Michael is pregnant

>> No.49987114

i'm the baby

>> No.49987123

>>49987095
yeah, me

>> No.49987150

tell me it's not from that faggot and all the drama was fake

>> No.49987209

Why is there amongus between the ^ ^ ?

>> No.49987493

>>49987095
What she isn't saying is that it's a psychiatric hospital

>> No.49987642

>>49987095
I legit cannot believe anything that she or any other vtuber say. These bitches really ruined any trust I had in women. She's probably saying that just to get her fill of attention.

>> No.49987651

Should have taken the goddamn jab

>> No.49987799

>>49987095
covid can't get you pregante idiot

>> No.49987823

>>49987095
it's covid virus from miko, meaning she's been on hololive HQ lately, meaning rushia will be back!

>> No.49987997

>>49987209
I can't tell if this is genuine or a joke, but the answer is that they're kitty paws.

>> No.49988000

>>49987642
Oh please, you never had any trust in women in the first place. You fuckers here are just blatant misogynists. Might as well admit it outright instead of this "ruined my trust in women" bullshit.

>> No.49988016

>>49987095
well goddamn

>> No.49988070

>>49987095
If I die now maybe I’ll become her baby

>> No.49988104

>>49988000
No I just dont trust anyone unless they earn it

Michael the Cat is far in the negatives right now

>> No.49988139

>>49987095
I’m the father.

>> No.49988220
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>>49987823
I beleb this rrat

>> No.49988243

>>49987095
I'm the Towa

>> No.49988258

>>49988070
It's too late, anon. Life starts at conception. You're gonna have to keep on living.

>> No.49988286

>>49988000
Not your personal hugbox, sis.

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>>49988070
>Imagine getting out of that dry old pussy

>> No.49988355

haachama is the reincarnation baby

>> No.49988376

>>49987095
All her ploy to keep ignoring henya

>> No.49988387

>>49988000
yeah miso soup is my favorite too sister

>> No.49988425

>>49988327
you would know

>> No.49989486

>>49988070
You have to die at the moment of her baby's birth, didn't you watch Oshi no Ko?

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>>49987095
>hasn't given birth yet
I can still make it bros.

>> No.49990059

>>49987823
Unrelated to any cope, but has there been any case of a graduating chuuba returning with the same model?

>> No.49990197

>>49988000
Holy based

>> No.49990977

>>49988286
>>49988387
Imagine being so fragile that you think telling someone they're like women to be peak insult lmao. You two have balls so shriveled even Risu's mascot laughs at them.

>> No.49991062

>>49987095
Yeah, I'm the father.

>> No.49991112

>>49990059
Sasaki saku from NijiJP

>> No.49991137

>>49987114
I'm the other baby

>> No.49991237

>>49988387
>>49988286
When you can't refute someone else's post, and deflect to calling anybody you don't agree with a sis and a homobeggar. You two faggots only proved him right.

>> No.49991307

>>49987095
Seems like a lot of JPs are getting their ass kicked by the coof this round thanks to golden week.

>> No.49991751

>>49988000
You remind me of my psychiatrist. Ignores evidence and the shit I say, makes assumptions, is wrong, and tries to get me to believe nonsense. I swear they are more interested in getting me to buy into their version of me and their version of my problems then they are in actually listening to me at all. It's kind of weird actually.

>> No.49991829

shit's sussy hope she doing wellington

>> No.49992219

>>49991751
You sound like one of those faggots who knows he has issues but won't do anything to himself to correct those issue and only want yes-men around you to tell you what you want to hear and not WHAT YOU NEED TO HEAR, but carry on like the petulant man child you're exhibiting yourself to be. Narcissism is a problem seek help.

>> No.49993222

>>49988327
Just WD-40 that pussy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APl0edZ8gI8

>> No.49993302

>>49991137
>>49987114
I'm the stalker who'll kill one of you in 8 months from now.

>> No.49993468

>>49987095
Okay anons, you can have her. She is used goods now.

>> No.49993502

>>49992219
See this is exactly what I mean. Assumptions

>> No.49993518

>>49991751
You remind me of 12-year old edgelords who think the epitome of cool is to copy 4chan hot takes, just to fit in.

>> No.49993541

>>49990977
>>49991237
but...i genuinely love miso soup
curry's still better though

>> No.49993580

>>49993518
how many people am I today?

>> No.49993929

>>49987095
She is in Neoporte like Nazuna Miu or some shit and have sex with that Holostars guy. I think that is the father. Don't people here remember the rust Collab.

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>>49987095
may we see it?

>> No.49995337

>>49988000
>You fuckers here are just blatant misogynists.
No shit

>> No.49995428

>>49993929
Sounds plausible. She dropped so many hints in her boob mousepad announcement.

>> No.49995620

>>49988327
Don’t worry, it’s had so many cocks inside that you can just slide out

>> No.49995670

>>49993929
>nazuna niu
fucking lmao now that's a good rrat

>> No.49995746

>>49987114
>>49991137
I've seen how this goes in the abortion doujins where the day you're meant to be born, your mother gets fucked so hard that you literally die and she has a miscarriage.

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49995763

>hardcore GFE-tuber
>kicked out in the aftermath of relationship controversy
>restart under different company, finally stabilized situation
>get pregnant(by different guy)
>???
>here we go again..

ngl, this would be the new peak-stupid of vtubing

>> No.49995838

>>49995763
She's been ignoring her simps hard. She joined the most anti-simp company in the industry and her gay moderators kept laughing at fans. I'm thinking it's over.

>> No.49995939

>>49987095
I would absolutely follow along in a Michael Pregnancy arc. That would be the greatest content to watch her menhara with all the additional hormones.

>> No.49998220

>>49995337
>we
sorry anon but i love women

>> No.49998286

>>49987114
Im the uterus

>> No.49998340

>>49998220
I hate women so much it's comedic.

>> No.49998395

>>49988327
be like bungee jumping

>> No.49999238

>>49987642
Stop watching western whores. Literally like 90% of hololive jp are honest.
>inb4 le quirky quote implying they aren’t
They are.

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>>49991237
>>49990977

>> No.49999560

>>49989486
Serena died years earlier

>> No.49999649

>>49991751
when you realise that psychiatry is a business that wants return customers, just like any other business, then maybe you will understand

>> No.49999700

>>49989486
The girl with cancer died many years before tho

>> No.49999730

>>49995838
No lies found

>> No.49999779

>>49999560
>>49999700
Different rules for girls

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>>49995229
AYY LMAO

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