/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sorry for the phone bake, hopefully the bread is fine!

I love my paripi boyfriend and I hope he has a nice nap, and feels better afterwards!

I love my cute wife (male) (son)!! Everytime I see art of him inspired by songs, I go a little feral. I can’t imagine a Shanty cover from him, but it think it would be really interesting. Other arts I’ve seen is Speakeasy, which I think would really fit and sound really cool! I wanna hear him rap more too! He did an utawaku ages ago where he did the Find It rap and it was really cool. By the way, my favorite cover of his is Chicken Rice!!

Thanks for the thread!
Bossu love and sex!

>>49909594
Sadly he’s a boomer with nonexistent knowledge of vocaloid and the only way he’ll ever cover any vocaloid songs is if other people drag him into a vocaloid song collab

>>49911560
Everyday I thank Astel and Shien for dragging him into a song collab with vocaloid songs

Hello /cbdct/, curious touristyume here
Just wanted to ask how the whole 2.5D thing affects your yume-ing. I know there’s a few chuubas I watch that I’d yume under 2D circumstances but the .5 throws me off and I can’t see them like that. This might just be a me thing since I’m pretty asexual when it comes to 3D (have yet to feel any form of romantic or sexual attraction to a real person) but i wanted to see if any of you were in a similar boat. Do you love your oshi despite the .5 or is that .5 what makes it “real”? Does it not matter at all? Thanks in advance for any responses and sorry for the wall of text

>>49912569
The .5 is... conflicting for me, kek. I'm also effectively asexual when it comes to 3D although not aromantic, I'm in a relationship , so I find that there's a reality and a natural more human feeling that comes with him being an Actual Person, so I can desire a genuine relationship with him (and then feel guilty about it because he doesn't know who I am) but the fictional 2D aspect makes me feel less weird about having an actual crush on a real person and also makes me able to be sexually attracted to him in a way I don't think I could be to a 3D dude. I guess 2.5D makes it easier in both ways in that sense

the conflict comes in where I definitely, definitely also have a crush on his rm as well, and feel bad about it because of my irl boyfriend, so that's more personal/less 2.5D kind of but if he was purely 2D that couldn't happen so

Good morning I love Kageyama Shien! I fell asleep at 9pm right after his Rust stream and woke up just now so I think my body finally gave up on me! Thanks for the thread and here's to more cute boy interactions today in the Rust server! I'm not expecting him to be awake for a while though because he finished streaming at 5am and jackal boyfriend needs his beauty sleep kek

I loved his interactions with Altare SO MUCH! The Korean crumbs... getting his car stolen and then returned after running Altare over with it... gambling and begging/demanding his blue kouhai give him scraps... cute... he spent most of the stream peacefully boating though which was both very adorable and a very funny contrast to the rest of the server wildly gambling and raiding!

also I love the rust sketches this account has been doing https://twitter.com/HoloBoisArt/status/1660304821797416962

>>49912569
The .5 is complicated for me as well.
On one hand, it makes desiring a relationship with him more "possible" (although that's also an illusion).
And somehow makes the feeling more "organic"? Idk if that's the right word.
On the other hand, it makes me feel guilty because it means he's a person with individual thoughts and free will so I sometimes feel like I'm being rude for imagining that he'd ever have romantic/sexual interests in me.
But ultimately, a relationship as a result of being parasocial is "impossible" whether it's 2d or 2.5d so it doesn't make the biggest difference for me?
It might be different if I were into grooming 2 views but my oshi is a corpo with pretty big fanbase so I always feel a lot of distance.

>>49913920
>spoiler
same, it simultaneously feels safer that way because he'll never notice how weird I am about him, and much sadder because if he even were to date a fan, he definitely wouldn't pick me... also him being Japanese and me being Not doesn't help with that part obviously what madperson would date a British person of their own accord

Plus, as you say, the bit where he's technically real and worse I have feelings for the rm too makes me feel like I'm being rude and removing his autonomy for liking him and imagining us together romantically or sexually. But his ears and tail are so soft and cute... I just want to be with him, a lot. I'm glad he encourages gachis at least or this would be a Whole Lot worse.

Also, very off topic, but I'm phoneposting before work and my phone keeps autocorrecting "spoiler" to "SPOONS" in all caps? Am I going to be paripi naon: spoons edition?

>>49914159
I'm the anon you quoted and it looks like we have the same oshi, kek.
If not for that interview where he said he's ok with gachis, I'd have kept my feelings to myself forever tbf.
Still wish I were Japanese sometimes though. Can relate to that.

>>49914563
I love him so much and I think about that one interview far too often to keep myself sane kek but please let me wake up one day and just be Japanese

At least we get some really good fanservice! I love him and I will never forgive him for what Reveal did to my poor yumejo heart. I also just remembered the 2nd Act behind the scenes MaFia segment where it just them practicing winks "for the gachis"... best gen tbdesu

Everyone's having so much fun on his Rust server project and he's so happy about it and I'm so happy for him. I'm so proud of this knight!

>>49914816
Has he ever said he would absolutely not date a foriegn woman? The chances of a Japanese man doing that are pretty low, but if he hasn't said it then it's not a 0% chance and you can continue your yume fantasies blissfully unaware. (Which you can also do if he has, it's your internal fantasy afterall)

>>49914867
Aw, it was Temma who set it all up? He's wonderful, truly a tensai knight!

>>49914933
True, he hasn't, he mostly simps for men anyway but the "being Japanese" bit sort of makes me assume that! Plus even if not, being on the other side of the world and not exactly practised in speaking his language even if my listening is fine... imagining us meeting would make for some funny passion English and passion Japanese though kek but it would just be so much easier if I wasn't a kusogaijin ToT

>>49915033
NTA, but yes! He is so tensai, he's also really looking forward to the PVP part kek but I think a lot of why he got the idea was talking to Aran who was sad he couldn't join that other big rust server from a while ago... I'm really happy he had this idea and worked so hard to put it together because everyone seems to be having so much fun and spending so much time on it and chatting and interacting in units we don't usually get! I'm so happy I love Holostars

>>49915033
It was! He did het additional ourside help to run it so he could play too. And he sent the EN members an English invite personally. He was happy they were able to come and are liking it so much. He wanted a server where they could play PVP without fans getting upset. When Tuesday comes and they all start to beat the shit out of eachother, that will be true brotherhood

>>49915110
>he mostly simps for men
That's the biggest reason why I feel bad about being attracted to him.

>>49915387
Don’t worry, he responds positively to female gachis and the attraction to males doesn’t extend beyond 2d

>>49915387
He definitely CAN be attracted to women, and has been. He just usually well... isn't... I don't know how much of that is not wanting to scare off female fans/gachis, and I know I'd be jealous as hell of anyone 3D he did express attraction to (at least now it's mostly only anime boys and Roberu), so I get it, but I do yeah feel like a lot of it might just be he genuinely likes guys more...

He has at least expressed a detailed opinion on female ass though, and has said that he likes women at least once, so we aren't totally out of a chance! Just mostly because I feel like he's at least 80% gay at this point ToT that part where he's saying he only befriends ikemen... I hate him... I hate him so much (affectionate)

Semi-relatedly to the conversation, I want to touch jackal ass

>>49915646
I'm well aware that he's like, not totally uninterested in women.
I just can't help feeling bad.

I know this is a really VT sisters thing to do but is it too bad that I like trash talking bitchy chuubas on this thread?

>>49915555
This is true mostly! I feel like I'm both trying to keep my expectations down to stop myself going insane and even more than currently obsessive, and keep them up at the same time, plus he has a character to keep up so I don't know what's real any more with his sexuality other than this man is very, very horny and I love and respect that and him very dearly. His sexuality doesn't actually matter at all obviously since I never will be with him, but... ToT

I would like one (1) cuddle with my shogun boyfriend, please.

>>49916174
Your shogun boyfriend has very beautiful thighs. I think more cute boys should show off their thighs

>>49916174
what about two (2) cuddles?

Woke up from a weird dream where Roberu was visiting my home for a few days. I remember him being in front of me and holding myself back from touching him, like I would stretch my arms toward him and then retract it suddenly. What I remember the clearest is that he was making soup for some reason, and I was staring into the pot. He grabs the soup into his hand and starts feeding me it, like I was a pet or something, he probably went hora hora. I’m tired I want to sleep more not drunk hand soup

>>49916600
HAND SOUP
Can Roberu even cook well enough to make soup, hand or otherwise?

>>49916174
Asking to get pegged

>>49916646
It’s soup, anyone can make soup. The only thing holding him back is not having anything in his fridge or utensils, I think. I’d like to have faith in this 30 year old mans cooking. He’s probably not the best cook but he knows how to make bacon and instant noodles
I’m like a newborn kitten I can’t open my eyes

I vaguely remember someone in the process of writing a bfe guide for male vtubers here. is the guide finished yet?

>>49915998
I know how you feel. It should not matter that much since 1) it's impossible anyway and 2) he most likely appreciate fans' attention nonetheless. But I still feel like I'm disrespecting him with my thoughts.

>>49916787
Vivid memories of Shien showing up at his house, finding his kitchen empty and his fridge full of ice and forcing him to eat curry...

My jackal boyfriend woke up at 4pm after playing games until 5am and I find this a weird amount of attractive! He says today's stream is undecided which usually means he won't but he did guerrilla Rust yesterday at 11:30pm so I really hope he does again tonight, or plays so I can see him on other POVs! Rust is so much fun when it's Holostars

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1660547793788739585

>>49920258
I am SO excited for this

Good afternoon, I love my paripi boyfriend!

He took a nap after his morning stream and now he's on Twitter saying he wants to play RUST again asap! He has his collab on Aru's channel in a couple of hours though, which I'm looking forward to an insane amount because I love Leos too! Ganchan'll be playing RUST tomorrow morning though, so he won't have to wait too long! It's so cute that he's having so much fun!

I'm catching up with this morning's zatsudan before the collab, he's very very cute even though he was so sleepy!

>>49920439
I wonder if his sleep schedule will get as fucked up as the rest of stars if he tries to play with them...

>>49920547
Oh he absolutely would end up fucking it up. He did the same during VSaikyou too, when he was doing 1v1 with Rinshan until like 5AM...

I hope the beggars get worse with altare so he stops collabing with her entirely

the Orion boys, Shoto, and U-san are having a collab together! i consider U-san a cute boy so this is a win for my /cbdct/ heart

>>49921466
I don't know if it would work, but there is a way to drive him completely away from her. She is an unironic homophobe, which I'm sure Mr. "Support the c*use" "Nonbinary pals" would not like to hear. There is a clip of her straight up saying "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve", but it's only in indo and I have not seen yet if anyone in the EN fanbase have talked about it. I can get the clip if you want. Try to find a way to tell him that information with the clip as proof without making a public callout post about her, the catalogfags may get wind of that and will bring another unecessary wave of hate again, so we have to avoid that. But I am sure if he knows she is really homophobic and has openly expressed that, he may want to completely avoid her. May not drive away the beggars, but it's a chance worth trying to kill all chances for any guerilla and song collabs.

and I was wondering why everyone outside of this general thinks of this as the anti general

>>49922438
They do? I'd say a majority of the posts here are positive, though of course there's a bit of griping here and there.

>>49921466
I don't know if it would work, but there is a way to drive him completely away from her. She is an unironic homophobe, which I'm sure Mr. "Support the c*use" "Nonbinary pals" would not like to hear. There is a clip of her straight up saying "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve", but it's only in indo and I have not seen yet if anyone in the EN fanbase have talked about it. I can get the clip if you want. Try to find a way to tell him that information with the clip as proof without making a public callout post about her, because the public post will bring the catalogfags with another wave of hate of him again and that's why we can't make it public. But I am sure if he knows she is really homophobic and has openly expressed that, he may want to completely avoid her. May not drive away the beggars, but it's a chance worth trying to kill all chances of any future guerilla and song collabs.

>>49922438
Anti for the girls well yeah duh

>>49922507
>They do?
/stars/ and /mans/ at least. anons from there will hate you if you mention that you post /here/ because they'll assume that you're the kind of person who would bully your oshi for not doing exactly what you want.

Half an hour before the mocopi collab starts on aruran's channel...i wonder if majin has moved his setup from the literal closet he streams in, i want to see him on the floor for reasons

>>49922438
context?

Can’t believe that I’m sharing a thread with naysayers that have given up on marrying their oshi IRL. I personally have a four year plan which will end with me being impregnated by my oshi consensual or not

>nobody cares about flaytummy anymore >>49922313
it's over...

>>49922960
Who's your oshi?

>>49922960
KEK I will never give up

>>49922960
Me too!
>join hololive
>travel to Japan to "meet my senpai" and "do 3d streams"
>"coincidentally" bump into oshi at the studio
>wait for him to be alone
>jump on his dick when I get the chance
>get arrested and sent to jail for sekuhara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvntJ68xT_w
Holostars Rust Day 3 - Rikka

>>49924097
based and same

>>49924097
>that last line
I often fantasize about getting arrested for harassing/abusing my oshi too.

this lab coat dude in Aran's stream is hot

>>49924376
Leos Vincent my beloved

>>49924097
Are you a /mans/ lurker? I remember posting that image days ago.

>>49924376
>>49924466
I don't really watch Leos but I saw his 3d reveal and thought he was pretty sex.

Can I post about this cute boy here?

>>49924466
he reminds me way too much of Okabe Rintarou for me to not end up with a mini crush on him so I might have to never watch...

>>49924882
This is exactly what draws me to him. The chuuni scientist vibes are irresistible to me.

Good evening, I love my dek ka poke and all my other boyfriends! Lately there’s been so many good things happening with Orion perfume coming out soon, Hakka releasing a cover, and Temma organizing a Rust server for the rest of the stars.

>>49924173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eIs6OtQi-g
Miyabi pov

paripiyume I would like to ask you a question
that question is why

>>49923078
Belmond!
>>49924097
Based, I’ll be doing an exchange year in Japan next year
>get in shape before I leave to Japan
>refresh my wardrobe in Shibuya
>find out which area he moves around
>something something
>[uses my exotic charms]
>get pregnant
Thankfully he’s a westaboo so I’ll have to use that somehow. I’m also not as hung up on the ‘not being Japanese’ part, I’ve talked to various Japanese guys online (while trying to improve my Japanese) and they’ve all had this impression that foreign women are much better than Japanese girls, kinda similar to how some guys over here prefer Japanese girls.

>>49926239
>something something
I too have this step in my plan to kiss shien

>>49926282 (me)
also, Belmond is such a based oshi to have, good taste

>>49926282
I too have this step in my plan to kidnap shien

>>49926380
give him back ToT

>>49926454
I will groom him into becoming totally dependent on me. Mentally and physically!

LEOS???

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE HIM

>>49924097
>>49924522
What manga is that from?

I hate women, is this the correct general for me?

Holostars Rust
Izuru: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISrLzFsYCZc
Rio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofSynITRv0o
Altare unarchived karaoke rebroadcasted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzvHJ3e4SE

>>49927774
If you like cute boys and won't discuss women, yep

>>49926829
I TOO LOVE (HIM)

>>49926829
>>49928028
Who?

>>49928115
I have no idea I was just joining in the enthusiasm kek

>>49928115
I'm the first one and I was and still am having a moment about Ganchan

>>49928297
a wild yume appeared

>>49927523
Isekai de Haishin Katsudou wo Shitara Tairyou no Yandere Shinja wo Umidashite Shimatta Ken

>>49925564
I love him!
>>49925619
I love him!
>>49928365
I love him!

>>49928694
that's a lot of words

guys I think I might be a yumejoshi I knew this already

>>49929081
Me too! I can't believe this is happening! kek

>>49929269
that picture sends me absolutely wild I love momiage

Goodnight, I love my paripi boyfriend!

Here he is with fellow cute boy Minase, who was gifting subs in Ganchan's chat earlier purely to piss him off! Tomorrow should be an exciting day, he's planning on a morning RUST stream and then in the evening he's playing APEX with Haseshin! Very very excited for that one, though I'm ready to gain new hearing problems from the sheer volume of those two together.

The mocopi collab on Aruran's channel made me so so happy, I've been a (pretty casual) Leos fan for such a long time so seeing him with my kamioshi made me a little bit insane!

AND GANCHAN JUST POSTED GOOD NEWS! He dropped down to Silver on Valorant 7 times, but he's finally hit Gold 2! I'm very proud of him!

Goodnight and have a good one, anons! I love Ganchan! I love Holostars! I love cute boys! I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love Ganchan I love G

>>49929452
oyasumi! Sweet dreams of ganchan ass
ganchass

https://youtu.be/LRZPp3bIEBc
Hakka Rust

>>49929778 (me, thinking of a pun 20 minutes later)
OYASSUMI

>>49930982
Behold a korean w*man is going to make a cute boy cry and he will like it

>>49929816
YES. CUTE. Good, majin is being kept pink, mymelody association lives on!

>>49931824
Stop false flagging.

https://youtu.be/3Jx_h6O4ShE
Temma Rust

I want to brush my oshi's tail... what little non-horny things would you like to do with your oshi?

>>49922728
>caring about other threads

My shogun boyfriend told Hakka he saw the fan he mentioned today in this tweet. Very cute.
https://twitter.com/kanadeizuru/status/1660602338648915968

>>49932290
I wanna play with his hair, combing my fingers through it, scratch at his scalp, give him a little scalp massage

>>49932290
lay on his back as he does push-ups.

i love fuma

>>49922525
Did she really said that? That's fucked up, I'm surprised she got away with it and so many Holostar artists still love her considering how progressive the fanbase is.
You should send the clip, she already had a controversy for mistreating an artist and Altare already dropped most of the Holos because of the drama they brought, and if he doesn't drop her the community will and his art tag will not be filled with her anymore.
>a public callout post about her, because the public post will bring the catalogfags with another wave of hate of him
Do you think so? I think the creeps on the site will just call her based for owning twitter users like they did with Mori, I don't know how they can stretch it to Altare.

>>49934111
>Did she really said that? That's fucked up
not it really isn't. that's how everyone who isn't from the west or doesn't spend their life on the internet thinks

>>49934543
At least you would assume she'll be smart enough to not say it on stream.

>>49933879
based raccoon enjoyer

>>49931824
ver has always been a whore. should we be surprised by this?

>>49934111
Here is the clip https://youtu.be/EWNyI9yzht4
When this clip was brought up in catalog, people would bring up Altare because of the Support the C*use thing next to Kiar* (her mother) being a proud lesbian and LGBT supporter and how they would not like this. Seems like this has not blown up, but if it does it will bring another wave of calling him a tranny again, maybe with some containment breakers. Especially if it becomes obvious that he stops collabing with her after a public callout post. Which is why I am telling you to be careful.
>>49934543
I don't care about her opinion, this is about making him stop collabing with her.

I'm horny for a jackal

>>49934969
is he now? that would explain the lack of interest overall

>>49933879
This is literally Peter Gurin

>>49922525
Are you insane? Do you honestly want to cause him that much trouble and hurt him like that?

>>49935180
To play devil's advocate: How serious was she when saying this? It's going to be a bit difficult to tell through tone and and in context of the larger conversation. Maybe some indo anons can help if they're here?

>>49933854
>groping and touching his sweaty pecs and abs as he's working out
>him making extremely sexual noises each rep and getting a boner from your breasts pressing against his back
>"non-horny things"

>>49935272
Based and same

>>49935533
I know this is about altare... but I was already horny, so I'm imagining my oshi, and uohhh...

>>49935541
>that picture
flipping me off for being horny for him, hot. He won't complain when I put him in my mouth

>>49935180
Is she even aware that her "oshi" does crossdressing and jokes about getting fucked by old men???

>>49935180
If you actually saw him as more than just a dildo to ride you would realize how messed up this is, wanting to cause him trouble and more hate just to try and get what you want. Literally get some help, respect his feelings. I realize where we are at but this level of delusion is out of this world.
t. Fellow Altyume

>>49935481
If I was insane, I would have talked publicly about this long ago. I am already aware that I should be careful and not make a public callout post. I just want to never see her stupid face, voice and name ever again.
>>49935483
Even if it was a joke, the EN LGBT fanbase still won't like you to say these things on a public platform. She used an expression all homophobes use.

>>49935483
NTA but someone summed it up, basically she got a supa asking her if she would date a girl, she said ''I would date a girl but only if I was a boy'' and that god created Adam and Eve, not Adam and I think she said Bobby and implied it'd be weird for two girls to date. Pretty standard homophobic stuff.

>>49935822
And without going too much into details he's probably bisexual too. Shouldn't have blindly latched on to the first pretty boy in the company she saw.

jesus fuck the spoilerposting

>>49935481
>>49935825
I think he deserves to know. Take all the no female collabs thing aside, he actually stands for what he believes and it's not scared of expressing it even when he knows how much more the creeps on this site will hate on him, even if you don't think like him is still fucked up that his friend is saying these types of thing when he looks away. He'll probably won't drop her for this but its better if he talks with her about it if he feels conflicted.

>>49935822
>jokes about getting fucked by old men
Boys who do this are based.

is any of you actually a fan of altare?

>>49936229
Izuru is just a silly lil guy.

>>49936044
I'm trying to ignore it and just be horny kek but it is difficult, anyway look at my sexy boyfriend's sexy face
>captcha: H0RTS
captcha is my heart when he does absolutely anything

>>49936262
he isn't my oshi, but he's my favourite EN with Dez and I've loved him the past few days in Rust! I will always appreciate any cute Shien interactions, but especially for the Korean and English cute boy dialogue

>>49936116
I feel like you are just conveniently making use of her casual homophobia to find a way to get him to drop her. Look at the bigger picture and consider that, unfortunately, she is a good friend of his and if you genuinely liked him as a person you would respect that, spoiler posting or not I find it wild you guys are even having that train of thought. He has always dealt with the beggars in what he deems appropriate, can we just let the guy do what he wants? I just don't want to see him upset or frustrated again.

>>49935822
>jokes about getting fucked by old men???
Source?

No I personally love it when my 4chan thread looks like a CIA file with information redacted

>>49936262
I respect him for supporting his senpais. Not to mention that unlike the rest of HQ (no hate to them btw) he's the only one who realized the Holo collabs weren't worth it and dropped them to support Holostars. Not to mention the rrat about him convincing VG to not interact with them.

>>49936420
This. I get you're all angry but use some common sense

>>49936420
>>49936803
Ok I get what you saying, I don't want the general to turn into a harassment group or something so I'll stop.
But as long as this clip exist is only a matter of time before an actual call out post is made.

Getting fingered by Altare

>>49936977
I wonder what size his cock is

WATCH DINGO WATCH DINGO WATCH DINGO WATCH DINGO WATCH DINGO WATCH DINGO or I'LL SHOOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwmfubpvxO0
>>49936977
Hot

>>49937084
uohHHH
shota majin....teacher robechan....

>>49937024
m-medium and thick and veiny like his forearms

>>49936970
If it happens it happens, but I would rather no one here be even partially responsible! I like him too much to even want to think about having done something to upset him! Stay strong fellow Altyume!

>>49935533
Altare is too cute that I find it difficult to think of him sexually

>>49937166
don't korean men have tiny penises?

>>49937154
teacher roberu reminds me of the holography profile cards: I got Shien, Oga and Roberu and I distinctly remember noticing how pretty Robesan's handwriting was. Peak teacher material!

And then there's my jackal boyfriend whose handwriting is half incomprehensible. I love him

>>49936420
i think its funny that people think altare will drop her for being homophobic

>>49937833
I mean, if you don’t see it on stream then you can imagine however big you want it to be.

>>49936116
If that call out post comes out for kobo we'll all know it came from one of you delusional motherfuckers. That wont push him away from her itll bring him closer to her retards

>>49938385
freaking missing words again like always

>>49937833
if its bigger than my fingers it'll do <3

>>49938385
You're gonna give him an inferiority complex with that attitude

>>49938467
Honestly, based

I actually enjoy Kobalt collabs when they happen. Their interactions are very cute.

has ganchan watched paripi koumei?

>>49938294
Everyone know that you can't be friend with someone who thinks differently than you. American politic is a fucking mistake, the culture war is a fucking mistake.

>>49938467
Then his own fingers will be just fine. I imagine him going jackhammer on your vagina considering what we know about his arms.

>>49938577
Most sane altventurer itt

>>49938577
I will never, ever forget my oshi saying "your dirty voice I very like" to her when he was trying to say... actually god knows what kek but he was so cute

>>49939089
blessed /fit/ arms...

>>49939500
kek was it gamma?

>>49939739
Shien! His English is precious, I have been LOVING when he meets up with Altare in Rust for that alone, never mind how funny the car hit and run was

speaking of, he's playing Rust without telling anyone, as I found out when Rio unexpectedly ran into him a while ago... cute

I never been in this thread before, and i never realized how easy it is to cause dramas for this fagg...the boys. It would be a shame if Altere did know about the Kobo situation. Dont worry whor...yumes, your secret safe.

https://youtu.be/pVY1-v97Mic

>>49939089
>>49939629
>mah arms
I can promise you i can outbench that blue faggot. Your "boys" are so weak that when you see one that isnt a complete stick you think thats "fit".

Oh hey the blowjob ad is back. I wanna use the blowjob flesh light on my oshi while sucking his nipples and kissing him. I’d also tease his hole with my fingers

>>49941157
Uoohh... I want to do that to my oshi too. ToT

>>49940836
>fagg...
>whor...
I've nothing against your opinion, but you sure as hell type like you lost one of your balls

I always wonder about giving my oshi a blowjob, because it's hot and I want his cock in my mouth, but also if he comes it has a non-negligible chance of killing me kek

>>49941331
can someone write a hornypost about anon getting castrated?

>>49941343
oooohhhh sneaking in under my oshi's desk during stream and giving him a blowjob, hearing him trying to suppress his moans as to not arouse suspicion.

>>49941343
>non-negligible chance of killing me
Knot?

>>49937908
wow you got lucky! congrats~
bossu's chicken scratches really are incredible and robechan does have nice handwriting, it was like watching him do art back he was writing his oshis names in powerwash simulator...i never thought i'd say this but i miss watching him play that game and cackle in glee :(

I think giving a titjob would be really fun too… Giving it to my oshi and kissing the head of his cock a kiss whenever it gets close to my mouth. Him giving my breast an occasional squeeze or a pinch at a nipple.. Calling them soft as he pants and thrusts into them… Looking up at him with my eyes, him groaning and telling me to look at him like that while I suck at his head and giggle

>>49941456
I'm reposting writeanon's hornypost from a few threads back because I saved it and have thought about it several times daily since

>Uoh, hiding underneath Shien’s desk, giving him a blowjob. You’re on your knees in front of your boss’ cock, licking your lips in excitement. His pants are already gone, and his jacket is still on, underneath him. You grab his thighs, pulling him closer to you, feeling him jump underneath his touch. “This part of you is so sensitive, boss…” You say against the skin of his inner thigh, hearing him clear his throat in response. “What if our enemies learned about that?” You bite into his thigh, hearing him hiss in pain in response, but pre cum starts leaking out of his cock anyway. “Your secret is safe with me, boss…” Before he could reprimand him, you put him into your mouth. He moans loudly in satisfaction, thrusting into your mouth. You choke a little, your throat closing around him. You pull away to cough, weakly stroking at his cock while doing so. After catching your breath, you’re at it again, licking at his base, up to his head and devouring his cock, stroking the part of his cock that can’t fit in (You)r mouth. Shien’s hands are in your hair, his claws threatening to tear your hair. He moans loudly, not bothering to hold them back. Who cares if anyone walks in? He’d rather focus on your hot wet mouth, how hard your trying to serve him with each slurp and suck, how you’re moaning around him. He fucks your mouth roughly, not caring how you’d react, before realizing that you’re whimpering even louder, spreading your legs and rubbing at your clothed clit while sucking him off. “You’re such a slutty buka. I bet you want to swallow it all, huh? Or do you want it all over you face?” It’s hard to respond with a mouth full of cock. Shien chuckles. “How about something even better? I’m not going to hold back.” Your jaw starts to ache as it stretches to accustom to his growing length. No way, there’s no way he’d…

>That’s your last thought before you’re screaming in pain, using your safe word signal and Shien is frantically attending to you and googling “How to remove a knot from your mouth”

>>49941554
I wish I had bigger tits, a thigh job will have to do kek

hot tho

>>49941538
honestly I did! I got the luckiest: Shien as kamioshi (I'm sure nobody worked that out...) and then my other two main oshis are Oga and Temma, but I also really love Roberu. I was just so happy to get those chicken scratches ToT and the gartic phone collab a lot of the boys did... where half the time I had to read somebody else's answer that looked like it was similar to Shiepi's, because I couldn't read his terrible awful writing... I love him

I haven't seen Roberu's powerwash stream(s)! I might have to watch, his voice is nice to have on in the background of work

>>49941633
This makes me wonder, what sexual act is anon confident in will work on their oshi? My oshi being bi-curious is hot but I don't want to do stuff to his butt, so I guess blowjobs? I recall reading some cosmo-like stuff and blowjobs were always in top when it came to sexual acts that men preferred.

>>49942001
He's into ass, like, a lot, so anything related to that! Also I want to give him a blowjob, but uh... aforementioned I might die thing

>>49941535
perhaps

>lurking drama and catalog fags popping up the moment certain female chuubas are mentioned itt
Like clockwork.
>>49940911
>all those champagne bottles
Bossu will throw up again...

>>49942001
Oh I know for a fact that my oshi would never do butt stuff, but I feel like he’d be down for playing with his nipples during a blowjob or something. He got a 60 to 40 on a SM test, so he’d probably be the one taking charge, but I still think he’d be into masochistic stuff and letting me be in charge and treating him.

>>49942001
My oshi has sensitive thighs and I've been told that I'm good at massages so I want to try massaging his thighs...
>>49942089
I want to sit on his face too.

I think something seriously fucked woke up inside of me today Found a manga where there’s a caretaker and their “child.” It was perfect. There were toys and I loved that there was a lot of cum in it and kind of had enema. Now with my recent fascination age regression rrat for oshi, all I can think about is taking care of him as well his sexual needs. Using baby talk and all

>>49942250(me)
Forgot to add that I also want to scratch his back during an intercourse since he's confirmed a masochist after all.

>>49942192
bossu you're so cute when you're drunk but please don't throw up blood with your kahlua milk again

>>49942250
>>49942379
based, based, and also based

Getting double teamed by Axel and Shien and both of them knotting inside you at the same time

>>49941801
so happy for you anon! the gartic phone collabs are so fun, i like to rewatch them from time to time too, it's amazing how similar his drawing style is to his writing KEK
Powerwash is unexpectedly good as a background noise, eventhough the noise is constant in the game. it's weird...i recommend this archive, robechan streamed on valentines last year and had forgotten it what day it was until chat reminded him https://www.youtube.com/live/6LZnoardwWY?feature=share

>>49942560
UOOAOOOOHHHHHH

>>49942560
>Axel and Shien
Duet cover when...

>>49942868
I actually didn't mean gartic phone I meant that "you can't leave until you answer the same" game Arusan hosted, I'm just far too sleepy right now for now good reason... I LOVE the gartic phone collabs though, his drawing is so awful I adore him... obligatory picrel of my husband Tsueso

>>49941444
Uoh, strapping down anon to a surgery table. Looking down at him and telling him it’ll all be over soon, as I tape his penis to his abdomen. Administrating anesthesia to anon and watching go under, his body still, his life about to change radically without even being aware of it… Cutting the middle of his scrotum and cutting through his tissue, removing his testicles and part of his spermatic cord. Sewing him back up with two layers of sutures and covering it with a surgical dressing… Waking him up once the surgery is up and smiling at him professionally. “Congratulations, anon, the surgery was a success. Make sure to not swim, do any heavy lifting, or bathe for a month. You’ll be a good stinky boy until then, right? If you feel any pain, make sure to ice up your scar and take pain meds, ok?” He can only look at me quietly, exhausted at the whole deal. “Make sure to come back in a month, so I can check up on you, ok?” I gently pat at the area where his testicles once were with gloved hands, watching him wince slightly.

>>49943086 (me)
also, saving that powerwash link for work tomorrow!

>>49943094
holy fuck I love you

>>49943086
oh yeah that! that was fun collab too, bless aruran for arranging stars collabs, these guys are really bad at taking the initiative.... have good dreams about your jackal, anon

>>49943094
I would have preferred slicing his dick and balls off with a sword and hanging them on a wall as a trophy. But this works too.

>>49943363
It's only 8:30pm ToT I can't sleep now... I want to though...

>>49943366
My hornyposts are only 100% realistic
https://youtube.com/shorts/-T9MF4LQG5I?feature=share

>>49943467
I am NOT going to click that

>>49943363
I love and respect Aruran so much for his creativity and initiative when it comes to stars collabs, what a legend

>>49943467
Anon, I love you, but I refuse to click that link, please understand

>>49943538
It’s not bad trust me, have trust

>>49943645
cute robechan... how could I turn that face down...

>>49943094
that stinky boy line has me in tears

Altare is my literal unironic honest to God husband

Is it true that Temma will allow streamers who aren’t Holostars into his Rust server? Should I expect Rust collabs with Niji boys?

>>49944165
I thought the whole point was it was Holostars only? Though it's not impossible he'll organise something in future

>>49943952
cute altyume!

are Flayon and Doppio childhood friends for real or is it kayfabe? I genuinely can't tell

>>49943645
Okay I watched it

>>49944486
Thanks nonny *chu*

>>49943548
yeah. i'm so happy that the mocopi collab ended up happening this week. maybe it was just a coincidence that it ended up happening during rust arc, but i loved seeing majin have this much fun together with other people too, when basically the whole branch is socializing in rust and he can't join the fun thanks to his motion sickness. without aruran this wouldn't have been possible

>>49944633
I thought it was surgery or something lol

Idk if this is the right thread I don't know much about vtubers but randomly between memes in my YouTube shorts it started showing me clips of this guy called Taiga and I think he's really cute (most male vtubers voices are too deep for my taste) although he is really on the sexual side. it's hard to find a vid that isn't suggestive
https://youtube.com/shorts/KmM-IFxnECU

[Week in Review] BIRTHDAY IN REVIEW!
Bettel Gavis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SejdhynMEU

Good morning, I love my paripi boyfriend!

I'm very sleepy! Yesterday Ganchan was talking about how he's been sleeping from around midnight to 8AM, and so he's not been getting ennough sleep, but I'm so envious of his 7-8 hours...

Hope you all have a good one!

>>49949403
Morning! Some day you and Gamma will be able to get a full good night's sleep, I believe! I hope you and him have a good day ahead of you.

>>49949403
>not enough sleep
>double the average sleep of anons /here/
have a good day paripi naon! I have been so fucking tired for the whole day even though I actually slept for a change so I relate, I hope thoughts of your old man grandpa gap moe oshi can get you through!

>>49946136
>

>>49949984
porn clickbaiting himself, wow

>>49949545
Thank you! He's collabing with one of his favourite streamers tonight so I'm sure he'll have a blast! I have a hectic day at work but I have that to look forward to, as well as his morning RUST to catch up on. Hopefully it'll be a good day!

>>49949561
When that happens to me I feel so cheated, like I gave my body good rest and it doesn't even reward me for it. I love my gap moe grandparipi!

I love sexy cartoon men

>>49950883
Same

There are times where I just want to fuck him up

>>49944478
i think they just knew each other in their PL, but since they‘re both chuuni roleplayers they came up with the childhood friends thing.

Oh my where did all the niji posters go?!

>>49954198
I'm a stars poster but was wondering the same, I hope they're all doing okay and so are their cute boys

>>49954198
>>49954396
I'm still here! I've just been forgetting to do my ritualpost, plus Ike said there wouldn't be a lot of streams from him this week. I think it's just a slow day as a whole, not many NijiEN boys are streaming. It's also getting closer to summer, so I hope more anons are getting the chance to go on a vacation or take a break!

>>49954534
Aww hello I hope you and Ike are doing well! I know he was stressed before so I hope he's doing better and that you can get some cute happy Ike streams!

>>49954634
Thank you! He seems to be doing a lot better than he was a week or so ago, which I'm really happy about. He still seems to be busy, but at least it doesn't seem to be getting to him or burning him out. His last stream had him playing Danganronpa, it was a riot, he was acting so cute and smug. I hope this upcoming week is a good one for you and your oshi(s) as well!

the thread really went to shit when prime begger was mentioned

Touken Ranbu Warriors! - MORE IKEMEN PLEASE (part 2)
Doppio Dropscythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFSi0YgdiNE

>>49955072
we fixed it, don't bring it back

PvP Rust today! Can’t wait for all the boys to start shooting at each other on sight

>>49955530
The fanart all the boys have been getting from it so good, it's been a lot of fun and I'm glad they've been having fun with each other!

>>49955530
Bettel also said he might join offstream, he's going to walk straight into PvP and get shot in the head kek

Any good brittubers?

goodnight I love Kageyama Shien!

jackal... cute... love.. Many... sleepy... I want to use his tail as a pillow but also if he cuddled it to sleep that would be totally okay because that's so cute and I'll just spoon him while he sleeps! I think his soft sleepy breathing would be really adorable and calming!

>>49956896
Night, have sweet Shien dreams. Imagine you fall asleep using his tail as a pillow and you wake up in the middle of the night to it tickling your face because he's in the middle of a dream and is wagging his tail and mumbling to himself. Hope you and him get plenty of rest.

>>49957034
I think you just broke me with how cute this is thank you thank you thank you I love you

>>49955169
【#ホロスタRUST】 Preparing for WAR!!! 【DAY 3】
Altare Regis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYyy_is9qPg

>>49957443
redirected to temma for some reason kek

>>49957488
Oh? I got the notification that he was live, I didn't realize he would then go ahead and do that.

>>49957488
>>49957584
looks like he was too tired to stream so he started the stream and immediately ended and redirected to temma kek

>>49954198
I'm originally a NijiJP watcher and started watching a lot of EN, eventually stopped and didn't have an urge to go back so I never did. Not that they're bad but with the collab spam I just felt like it wasn't for me. I stopped right before they started doing their all-male collabs so I guess I stopped at the worst time.

【#ホロスタRUST】 Second day of participation in the Holostars server! Morning activities to get rid of the half-naked man
Gamma Hizaki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwRzNOPZxCs

would (You) pollinate your oshi?

>>49967135

【SONIC HEROES】 TEAM DARK CONTINUES!
Dezmond Magni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6N49w-fV9M

>>49965577
The translation for this makes me laugh way too hard

>>49908638
I love this cute boy!

【#ホロスタRUST】 Preparing for the raid Day 3
Izuru Kanade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRRFfIXDxBk

My shogun boyfriend's base is looking pretty good so far. He's currently hard at work preparing for when the pvp portion of the week begins.

>>49981813
I love how involved he's gotten! It seems like he's having a lot of fun.

>>49967135
wtf miyabis breed like THIS?!

>>49982967

>>49967682
KEK

>>49955072
Whoever was posting that shit was absolutely 100% a samefagging catalog falseflagger because this general is easy to bait

The Holostars 【RUST】 Server opens PVP soon! (part 4)
Shinri Josuiji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFfqwr9mDk

Good morning I love Kageyama Shien! I slept like shit but it's fine because he's streaming early today so I get my jackal soon and I'm excited to watch him fight all his friends! https://www.youtube.com/live/-IrxkSj3LSE

>>49985350 (me)
also, more people need to understand, MY OSHI IS CUTE (and handsome, and fightable) WHY IS HIS CUTE BAR SO LOW https://twitter.com/ShopiStar_art/status/1660889422533910528

>>49955072
Stop bringing it up man

I NEED MY OSHI TO FUCK ME AAAAAHHHHH

>>49987623
Who is your oshi?

>>49987818

>>49987623
same

>>49987876
nta, but somehow I knew this already

I shamelessly stole this off someone on twitter but I've never related more

>>49987954
owari da.............

>>49987876
ganchan anon... hornyposting at work... I admire you

【#ホロスタRUST】 DAY 1 『Launch: The Road to Assassin』
Fuma Yatogami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1We_H8gnnn4

>>49988132
I got home actually! I have hornyposted at work before though...

>>49988173
【#ホロスタRUST part 5 Day 4】 Preparing for PvP for the first time in my life
Rio Minase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIgpEXPTDM4

I am the most powerful anon. I work from home, so I can and do hornypost at work and during meetings freely

Bossu is cute today ToT

>>49988248
【ZELDA BOTW】 POLICE VTUBER ADVENTURE
Sonny Brisko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzIrSzjyyXw

I forgot to ritualpost because I hornyposted instead...

Good afternoon, I love my paripi boyfriend!

He played RUST for 4 hours! I won't have time to catch up with all of it before his APEX collab but it sounds like he had a lot of fun, especially since he tweeted about dying to his own traps... I'm looking forward to catching up, and super looking forward to Hasegan in an hour or so!

Hope you're all having a good one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6fQN_e11_w
Aruran Rust

>>49989448
>spoiler
understandable! How is the paripi cock treating you?

>>49990075
The dick is mindblowingly phenomenal. anon who dropped that one Ganchan art (both versions) is a godsend and a blessing and has personally saved my life

I LOVE HIMMMMMMM

>>49990548
good, now imagine unzipping his pants and rubbing his bulge and then taking his dick out and licking precum off the tip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS1YPRpDYDg
Miyabi Rust

I briefly left Shiepi's very quiet and chill stream to check on Ganchan, and now I have no ears

my jackal boyfriend and anon's workaholic italian are plotting to invade anon's paripi boyfriend now pvp has started...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQWT8jPrmI4
Flayon Rust

>>49992029
Imagining this whilst he's playing Apex is driving me insane. I want to make his focus go to absolute shit...

>>49992613
He and Haseshin have absolutely no capacity for quiet or chill. They're so loud and it makes me so happy to hear them bouncing off each other and just making one another louder.

>>49993686
Of course Ganchan is one of the first targets, god bless

Holostars Rust
Uyu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkxJ6I22W34
Altare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyNDksdD47k

https://www.twitch.tv/cryptidkliffoth kliffoth is celebrating his birthday!

>>49996231
https://tellonym.me/Kliffoth
He's taking anonymous questions via Tellonym.

I've also made a secret project for him.
https://yosetti.com/mainyosegakis/invite?id=2416164&sc=CjdAc
Feel free to leave the moth a message.

https://magma.com/d/fnYq3niMzl
Or doodle him something.

>>49997169
I find it so wholesome that we have someone in this thread who's so into an indie

Goodnight, I love my paripi boyfriend!

I'm so sleepy I just dropped off even watching this loud-as-hell collab! It's made me so happy, Ganchan seems like he's having so much fun. I'm looking forward to him finding out what happened to his base whilst he was breaking the sound barriers...

I'm still horny too, but too sleepy for it. Imagine the struggle I have right now.

Have a lovely one, anons! zukkyun!

>>49996231
Happy birthday, cute moth boy!

>>49997667
I've had a rough year. The moth is cozy. I'm a simple anon. If I can give back a little, I'm happy to do that.

I'm sitting in a meeting getting distracted because I keep gazing lovingly at a dumb jackal running around Rust with a sword, I love him

>>49997768
sleep well naon! Enjoy dreams of paripi dick!

>>49997924
So cute... I'm glad you're happy with him, and I hope your year gets better anon! I'm sure he'd be happy to know he's helped you

>>49997992
Maybe I'll tell him on Tellonym. Thank you for the idea and the kind words, anon.

>>49997924
that's really cute an indie could do that for you anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuQ4E07kcZc
Hakka Rust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJR8vu9a0U
Temma Rust

>>49994152
I’m saying this before the thread is gone. I would love to lick his abs