/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fuck, I got sidetracked.

Why did you let it die

>>49764457
How do I pay for my sins?

>>49765397
100 push ups and a 2 hour long session of masturbating to hags

>>49765703
I can't do a push up.
2 hours is pretty typical for a single ejaculation though.

...hags...

>>49770008
I love this fat clown and I hope you do too.

>>49765823
anon how do you carry your hag wife around during rough sex when her legs give out?

>>49758105
Nah as in code. I believe it uses java language iirc? I'm finishing cooking so I'll send some stuff

>>49764457
went for a run and ran errands after being a slob all week

>>49770521
I can't even pick up my bags of cat litter.

>>49771280
sorry anon but im doxxing you

>>49770271
*sniff*

>>49773117

I love Flare!

>>49774835
when is she gonna play bloodborne?

>birthday art post
https://twitter.com/Allison_Lain/status/1659740405968035841
has the promised day come?

>>49775124
The vtuber's birthday usually doesnt match up with their real birthday

>>49775284
I have no clue when Ina's "vTuber" birthday is and took a shot in the dark since this was the first post i saw desu

>>49775353
Ina's vtuber birthday is today. You can check them on Cover's page. Wish they used their real birthdays so its actually a meaningful day instead of just an excuse to sell merch. They never hide their real birthday anyways

>>49775579
chances are it's probably standard policy. Using their real birthdays only adds one more liability to privacy breaches but then again it's not like they actually try 100% to hide everything

HNGGG FUCKING HAGS BEING ALL CUTESY AND NOT ACTING THEIR FUCKING AGE
CORRECTION IS NEEDED

>>49775124
No, the day to look out for is the 27th of September.
Sana technically becomes a hag before Ina but she's no longer a vtuber.
>>49775579
At least the merch is something decent and not fucking twenty dollar acrylic stands.

>>49776997
what do you think requires more correction and impregnation
a hag trying to act much younger than they are or a hag embracing their age and emitting incredibly mature allures to draw in yearning men?

>>49777160
BOTH DESERVE SEVERE CORRECTION

>>49777273
Agreed. It is an intrinsic quality of a hag that she requires impregnation.

>>49775579
Lui is pretty damn close though

>>49779659
Wish she were close to my dick

>>49775579
if you don't know their real birthday it's meaningful because you celebrate it only once a year.

>>49771280
Time to start doing your fit reps

>>49783396
It's hard to not know their birthday desu

All this talk about older women. But can we take a moment and salute all the unsung ojisan itt?
I'm one myself so this is very biased

Cosplay Edition, you say?

>>49787966
Yes

>>49787966

>>49789524
>3 hags
>2 hag cosplay
>1 hag hunter cosplay
Not bad

Sex with hags?

>>49764457
I was sleeping...

it's been a while since a /hag/ thread died without hitting bump limit

>>49787966

>>49787966

Okay, thread, time to play a game called "Try not to think about impregnating cute/sexy/beautiful/gorgeous/sweet/cool hag"!

I lost.

>>49793484
>strategycally placed chicken nugget
I lost too

>>49793484
*thinks about Mio*
I lost

>>49793484
また負けたにぇ…

>>49793484

>>49794381
強く生きろ、ババアの恋人…

>>49793484
This is unwinnable game

Aki will host 3D lives on the 27th and the 1st
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cdGmmd3OCDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o5DybK7fFY

mommy issues general.

>>49800119
Fucking kek!

>>49800119
Yes the issue is that these women aren't moms for real

huh?>

Miofa... are there any news of Mio continuing her EDF 6 playthrough?

>>49800119
>mommy issues
>t. ssrpling
Yes.

>>49800119
>You want to sex old women because you want to get love that your mother failed to give you
>You want to sex old women because your mother showered you with love and know you are conditioned to like mommies
Can't win that one.

>>49803062
Latter for me.

>>49764457
I kinda got temporarily killed aka 1day ban.

>>49802285
About that.....https://youtu.be/YpEmWJbX3yE

javascript:quote('49704486'); Flipxican anon here, I am not a hapa, just a Flip with good genes.

>>49770271
She is one of my HoloSeven.

hi

>>49805457
That's a cute lion

>Where are you going anon? You still don't have my scent on you, you know I can't let you go near women without them knowing your mine

>>49805827
what exactly makes you think that sire

>>49806159
What does she exactly count as "putting her scent" on me?
It better not involve something like piss. Plus I don't go near many females that aren't my family so I don't know why she's so paranoid.

>>49806542
She WILL lick, bite, piss, squirt on you and there no way to stop her

>>49806805
>piss
Good.

>>49806442
Her being cute elderly woman of course, what else would it be?

>>49806805
I'll take the licking and the biting as long as she leaves my delicate neck alone.

What is the minimum age requirement for hags?

seems about right

>>49811934
30

>>49813741
I see
in that case

>>49814215
Who?

>>49814215
>>49814265
Zentreya? That's a man

>>49814265
https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya
It's her 30th birthday today

Sora and Aki live is coming... are you ready for sex?

>>49814344

>>49814712
That's my secret. I am always ready for hagsex

>>49803062
>liking older women to see the lights in their eyes they thought was snuffed out by time itself reignite as they hold your sons in their arms
That's the true reason I love hags! I don't wanna be pampered and I don't have mommy issues. I just want to save a life that deserves better

>>49814712
This is Botan.

>>49816313
Cum on hag forehead.

>>49814344
>her

Does he know?

>>49779320
man, lately I've been blowing fat loads into my hag gf puss, she might actually go preggo after today, I wasn't thinking about it much, maybe I just subconsciously want to have kids with her

In case any haggots are interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8pDVTjcxo

>>49820228
>subconsciously
If you two didn't want to have kids condoms are a pretty good solution to that. If that was you guy's intention... Grats and godspeed hagbro!

>>49814344
>her

>>49820228
You should be making your hag pregnant

Look at how cute this hag is

I've fallen under the loli spell for about 2 weeks now and been fapping to it. I can't get out.

>>49763504
Luv me some choco erufu

>>49826957
Oyakodon is patrician taste too anon

>>49826957
You can like both.

>tfw no pregnant (with my brood) lactating gf with extremely hairy pussy and armpits also all the weight goes to her tits hips and ass (like a gigantic pale white peach)
why am I even here, what is the point? oh god, my god

>>49828688
We all feel the same bro. Enjoy your vacation though. Jannies hate pregnant art

>>49826957
lolibaba is the best of both worlds.

>>49763504

>>49815184

Sex with half-hag elfs!

>>49829065
need more art of this hag. I thought about watching her streams too if they're still up

>>49835385
flare watched porn so she must want me to sex her in the boobs
https://youtu.be/JRJcB6AYt7g

>>49836103

>>49826924
I'd call her cute if she weren't enticing men with her hips and belly dancing all the time

>>49837390
Everyone calls Marine the lewdest one, but Aki is right up there beside her

>>49826924
>get
Literally appeared in my dreams.

Ssh, hags are sleeping!

Relaxing with cute hags

going for a night drive, with hags

Cooking dinner with a hag

>>49763504
Flare is so hot.

Enjoying a drink with a hag

Falling in love with a hag

Sharing a wholesome and healthy love with a hag

>it's the weekend
>wake up early to make breakfast
>come back to check if wife still sleeping
>see her on the bed with her face in her hands
>she's crying
>ask what's wrong
>she had a nightmare and now she's sad
>proceed to cuddle her for the rest of the morning
GIWTWM

>>49856566
>spending the whole morning cuddling your hag

This is my goal right here. Everything I do now is to get me to this point

Flirting at work with hags

>>49859221
This Polka is in desperate need of being railed on her desk.

>>49859281
That's what overtime is for

Cooking with hags

>>49860763
Pumping this hag full of mayo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiEMerqpeeE

>>49859281
I volunteer, as a part-time Omaruza

>>49827481
Me with Shion and lately Laplus.

>>49829035
And apparently, faces better than theirs. Some shitposter used my face for a Gura is a bitch thread.

How many of you here actually have or had a hag gf/wife? Tell me all about it so that I can be here doing pullups while seething with jealousy.

Do you think Mio realises how much people want to impregnate her?

>>49862202
I almost had sex with one. But it got too risky for me and lol child support.

I was in my last year of college and didnt wanna get a rap in my record.

>>49862202
Only time I was ever with a woman who was older than me was when I was 18 and she was 24. Not a hag but the age gap made me feel pretty good

>>49862202
the few times I have engaged in sexual activity it has always been with a woman older than me. Only one qualified as a hag though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDfSYIt_1Sk
Hag Splat!

Collect their eggs!

hag love

>>49862202
I don't want actual intimacy as I'm socially awkward I'm pretty sure I'd ruin it for both of us
I'm just horny for anime hags.

Waking up with a hag!
>>49862248
She definitely knows Okayu thinks she's hot.
>>49863908
>first and second favorite IDs
I'd like a threesome with these two lovely ladies.
>>49863956
I'm also socially awkward but I definitely would like to lose my virginity.

Hag love!

Gotta try and start some small talk in the thread
How are the kids, anon?

>>49866151
Sheep milkers
2L a day

>You're so tender—as you embraced me
>You said "Let's stay like this forever" and kissed me

>Even when I'm an old woman, will you take me swimming?
>A flashy swimsuit will be totally out of the question, I'll lose to the younger girls
>Even when I'm an old woman, will things really stay the same?
>I'm really worried because you like younger girls

>You tell me talking like that is nonsense, but
>You're the one that said that a woman reaches her prime at nineteen

>But you gave me an innocent look
>Said "That was a joke" and kissed me

>>49866233
I'm so glad she got her mother (or uncle's) skills at gaming instead of mine.

>>49866649
>A flashy swimsuit will be totally out of the question, I'll lose to the younger girls
No way, JP hags don’t age
Plus if a hagchad has a private pool or pond there’s no need for a swimsuit

>>49856563
>spending weekends in a bed with energy drinks, viagra and Korone
>healthy
Im not sure about that, anon...

>>49836103
>waiting till you are 18
these levels of innocence are unreal

I love hags I want to hug hags

Are there any shortstack hags?

>>49870294
Marine.

>>49870294
Depends on how short you call a shortstack
Watame is 4’9” and pretty stacked, Luna is the shortest Holohag at 4’7”

>>49862202
One of my girlfriends was a hag, but I'm at that age too so it's not technically older women.

>>49870917
Luna is actually 4’5” without her crown
Simulated height comparison between Luna Marine and a 5’10” anon, Watame is about a half inch shorter than Marine

Speaking of Luna

True or false?

>>49873876
why do you even ask anon

>>49873876
100% true!

>>49873876
facts

>>49853058
no idea how elfriends keep their dicks from exploding

>>49871472
I feel conflicted about this extra thick Luna. My brain says no but my dick says yes.

>>49873876
True? It’s read as Biijou, but 美 can be also read as Mi and 女 as O
Japanese has a lot of wordplay over alternate readings, there’s an interesting one with noisy
Noisy can be written as 姦 (which basically is three “woman” characters bunched in a group), but 姦 is a rare alternate reading for 奸, which means a wicked person
姦 can be tacked onto 通 to form 姦通 (adultery,cheating)
So in japanese, too many women are a problem

>>49874389
Don’t fight it, after all Luna is a hag desperately trying to be young so your haglust is justified
Genki hags are great
The more hags turn, the stronger hagchads become

>>49874465
I just wanted cute pics of Mio, it wasn't that complex.

There’s a meetup in Japan organized a few times a year for architects and chubby chasers, wonder if there’s one for haglovers?
Sucks that both are a fringe culture in cunny loving JP but it means you have tighter friend groups

>>49874389

>>49875053
>lolibaba flashing her granny panties
LEWD!

>>49875019
Sometimes its fun to overanalyze though
Like finding out the golden ratio for the perfect female form, and why it is Mio
You could write a whole dissertation on haglove

>>49871472
How many hags besides Marine have a fat ass like that?
>captcha has JAV
kek

>>49876291
Rm or Irl? Probably just Marine, maybe Polka or Korone
Headcanon? any hag you want

>>49876452
>Korone
>/fit/
>fat ass
Come again...?

>>49876452
Looks like I nailed my choices there in Polka and Marine.

>>49876595
She’s kinda chubby actually, she said on stream once she’s getting a bit soft and her abs can only be seen if she flexes plus her rm has tits a cup or two smaller than noel’s, so it’s a given her ass must be big too

>>49876777
>kinda chubby
Probably by jp standards, yes.

>>49876862
If she’s chubby than Polka must be a landwhale

>>49877158
I'll love her regardless. Also she lost a lot of weight judging by 3D events

>>49876777
>strongfat
Pretty based actually

>>49877332
>spoiler
Depressing.

>>49876777
Dwarfpilled?

>>49877771
How come?

>>49878089
Anon likes his hag to stay big and meaty.

>>49878187
Yes! A thin Polka is no proper Polka at all!

>>49878187
Not staying, but if she's ok with the risks it implies I won't drop her

>>49878187
Don’t worry, once he gets a few babies in her she’ll get bigger due to post pregnancy weight
Guaranteed her tits will grow anywhere from a helf to a full cup size to accomodate the milk
Later on she’ll be saggy and dumpy all over unless she gets /fit/, though her tits will still hang more without a bra and nipples may darken

>>49878553
>saggy, dumpy hags
My dick.

>>49878553
>nipples may darken
Amen.

>>49878553
M-My legs hurt Mio...

>>49879198
god damn I want to hold this Mio and do things to here...it's primal

>>49878716
>>49879198
>>49879442
been slowly weening my friends onto older women. They're seeing the light with each image I post....found out one of my mates is into mio. I shall convert all of my friends into hagchads (though most of us are closing in on 30 pretty quickly)

Me in between btw

>>49877959
She's larger than many asian men, also I highly doubt she can be considered anything near fat by western standards.
Not too long ago she said she looked like a doberman (really fucking skinny and musular).

>>49878553
>>49879198
Kinda wanna do the whole leg weights pregnancy simulation thing for a day just to know what she’s going through, so I can pamper her and rub her growing tummy even more knowing how proud I am she’s sticking through it all
Though if she wants it I’ll gladly extend her milk supply with supplements after the baby is born
Once you try breastmilk lattes, cereal and lactation cookies it’s hard to give it up

>>49876595
Glutes are the largest muscle in the human body. /fit/ people usually have big ass because when not contracted muscles are essentially just a bunch of water. It's a slightly different feel to jiggle than ass that are filled with actual fat cells (this one is mostly genetic based on where your body tends to deposit fat), but it's definitely still jiggly though in a more "dense" way(think pudding vs jelly jiggle). Training your glutes is basically the accessible way for anyone to get a fat (as in big, not fat cells) ass. It also has the benefit of the ass being smoother due to less cellulite buildup.
All that is to say that yes, Koone probably has a big ass. Especially is she takes creatine, which is a very common supplement for anyone at all serious in the gym, which causes the muscle to intake a lot more water.

>>49879652
My best friend’s oshi is Korone and dated older women throughout college, though his haglust was sparked by a Mrs. Robinson next door neighbor situation in middle school, he almost creamed his jeans when I told him she’s 12 years older than he is
Sadly I’m reaching ojisan age soon so it won’t be as “forbidden” anymore

>>49879727
>korone
>larger than most asian men
Nigga, are you retarded?

>>49880229
IDK, are you? Please don't go "her character is 156cm tall", it's 156m and this is the hag thread.

>>49879655
Damn you anon. It should had be me not you.

>>49880612
Ah, so you are retarded. Too bad.

>>49875019
task failed succesfully

>>49875019
Ok how about a cute hag dressing like a young woman just for (you)

It should be illegal for hags to shave their pubes

any JAV code in which a hag teaches a cherry boy how to have sex?

>>49879655
I want to lick the sweat off her body

>>49881511
>for me
>acting young
Cringe, she should dress appropriately for her age.
>>49881838
Yes!

>>49882376

>>49883144
Harder, Mommy.

>>49883190

>>49882995
Feel like Korone would be the one guiding you through tying her up and teasing you when you don’t pull hard enough

>>49881838
I can’t even get hard anymore unless a girl has a bit of bush, what’s wrong with me

>>49883826
>what’s wrong with me
absolutely nothing anon, you've just ascended to a higher level of being

>>49882376
Next drawing in the works from Varnis is another Lui one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttwXH1zEEbg
Any Dola or Sister Claire fans should check out this fun 3D karaoke stream if you haven't already.

Do you imagine living with your hagshi? Do you like to play out scenarios of life with her in your head? What do you think of?

>>49887674
Anything happen with that Watame anon? You guys get together yet?

>>49887674
all the time... i think of wholesome dates and gaming with her, rough baby making sex and the following 9 month of pampering her and seeing her hold my child in her arms

>>49887674
We would probably have dates in minecraft like grinding to build our dreamed home or a whole village with beatiful views...

>>49887674
I've been having this dream for the past 2 years about me going to japan and meeting Botan, it's got more character development and twists than nowadays anime
and I used it to create a fic series in /wg/

Alright /hag/ science time.
Which hag has objectively the largest, softest, most bouceable breasts? Bonus points if it's been proven in VR.

>>49889599
anon, how do you achieve that kind of power?
is the fic still up somewhere?

>>49889599
>meeting Botan
in character or rm?

>>49890008
>how do you achieve that kind of power?
schizophrenia
>spoiler
Life with a lion isn't easy y'know? Still up in the /wg/ page
>>49890120
The lioness

>>49889808
I wouln't say it's the ultimate solution but...
Choco is literally a sex demon (but she denies it)

>>49890216
She's not a hag though
>>49889808
Watame, watch webms from her solo concert and they ARE big and bouncy

>>49889808
Shishirons jugs are defiantly bouncy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRLoTsIUzU&ab_channel=hololamp

>>49890330
>She's not a hag though
Please elaborate

>>49890447
I believe Choco is not yet 30. Hags are 30 years or older

>>49890197
>The lioness
Oh well, at least your was in character. I had a similar thing but with my hagshi's rm (met her randomly on the streets). I mean still cute and all but I would've preferred a different thing...

>>49890330
How can a hag with such fat udders like Watame not have people lusting over her? Who sees all that and says “yeah, she’s too precious to fap to”
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W0rY3RsB4Ool

>>49890809
>Who sees all that and says “yeah, she’s too precious to fap to”
uhhhh me. In all of my hag lust sessions, I always scroll past sheep photos. Probably caused from long time support of her and me learning about her PL. Even after I lost purity from jerking it to my oshi, I still can't get off to Watame

>>49890809
She's so nice to my oshi. Anyway, have a highly shaggable sheep pic.

>>49890436
>The last clips with Botame jumping around together
Jesus...

>>49890809
exactly shes the top shortstack hag you cant have the best bust to height ratio and NOT be sexy

>>49891269
Bonus melons.

>>49890447
She's a cake. It'll take at least 3 years for her to reach 30

>>49891515
Time to save up then...

>>49890809
Watamates are all horny bastards they just dont announce it loudly as Miofa or SSRBs. Also it may be because she is a similar situation like AZKi, she's taken
>>49890800
>met her randomly on the streets)
Who's your hagshi, mind to tell us the story?

>>49891591
She shall make for a fantastic hag

>>49890197
Bookmarked it to read later. I love Botan.

>>49891675
>Who's your hagshi, mind to tell us the story?
Lui. But there's not that much of a story behind it and it doesn't make any sense. I just moved to Japan to see my brother and while walking down the street I saw a familiar face walking behind us, took a bit to explain to him who I thought she was and, being the extrovert he is just told me to go at least ask for an autograph. I approched her, not knowing her name for obvious reasons I just waved at her and when she came a little closer I held up a piece of paper with 鷹嶺ルイwritten on it. She at first was kinda scared but I reassured her that all I wanted was a little autograph on that same piece of paper. She wrote it down and then left with just a "Well, have a nice day and keep supporting me anon!". At first I didn't even realize she have written her LINE along with the autograph, so I mustered the courage to write her a first message, probably something along the line of a obiously bad pun to try and break the ice as she would probably like it, which she did.
After that we've been in contact for a couple of days, unfortunately without going out because she was busy with recordings and streams, but then one evening she wrote "I'm kinda free this evening and I was going to take a bottle of wine to drink at home, would you mind to instead go to Izakaya together and drink there (I've told her a couple of times that I have a soft spot for wine). I said yes without hesitation and... Well, we went out drinking. Didn't do anything after, just took her home and went back to my brother's house. Next she text me again to say that she had a lot of fun and that we should do it more often. Unfortunately my month of holidays was almost over so we ended up just spending a couple of weeks going out basically everyday, with some little trips during weekends, after streams and grew so close that she eventually came to say goodbye at the airport when I actually had to leave with the promise I would keep in contact and as soon as one of us would have the free time would go visit the other.

>>49893078
a new chapter is (theoretically) in the making so any feedback would be appreciated!
also sorry for shilling my fics, I got carried away kek

>>49893192

>>49893288
Not the same Anon but I think shilling fics here isn't that bad compared to other threads

>>49893472
Well, dreams are basically BS so... I guess I can't argue with that.

>>49893192
Man, I thought this was going to be a real story.

>>49893920
Oh if only... But the thing stated because we were discussing dreams so I don't understand why it would be anything but

>>49894330
I missed out on that part. Whoops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz4tjlMeQZ8
>15 minutes late
mio.....

>>49894533
We (I) went too hard at it yesterday pls andstand

>>49894605
you gave her a headache you dumb fuck

>>49893192
i belieb

>no hag bush on my face right now

Why is God so cruel hagbros?

>>49895158
Mio has a special thing that she does with her hand, it's like milking but way better and more faster.
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJT7_aebDaY

>>49889599
I wish I had hag dreams. Do you hag dreamers have a secret or method to make you dream about them?

>>49897868
I just force a bit of the lore/backstory and then continue the story in my mind while falling asleep

>>49897868
gotta make sure a lucid dream comes up, then introduce hags into it

When hags Retweet horny art it makes me want to correct them.

Hags!

...hags...

>>49893555
Dreams huh? But Aki appeared in mine. She was just there, in the middle of a busy city crossing, smiling at me.

>>49887674

More times than I'm willing to admit

Usually is stuff like >>49888635 said plus hearing her talk about her favorites animes & stuff

I wish all hagchads currently sleeping some wonderful hag filled dreams. May their bushes be unshaven and their armpits incredibly sweaty

>>49897868
I have no secret method, other than sometimes watching zatsus while I fall asleep

>tfw I can't dream at all
I may dream like once every two months or so, I know it's because I don't reach the deepest stage of sleeping, only sleeping pills take me to there but even with that I only dream in the firsts nights of taking it, and then not anymore

>>49914681
I still don't know how is that possible. I dream every night and remember every single one when I wake up...

>>49914681
Dreaming happens during the *lightest* stage of sleep, REM, when the brain is most active.

>>49777160
When they act younger than they are. It pisses me off how naive they can be!

>>49917857
It's not that I forget what I dreamt but more like a '' close eyes, open eyes, and it's already morning'' experience.
When I dream even if I forgot it, I'd still feel and know that I did

I'm dreaming of hags

>>49920348
I dreamt of one already.

Twas Aki. Not exactly Marine or Pol but she aint too bad.

achuki still singing
https://youtu.be/pOHilyUpUao

>>49923092
God I love delinquent Lui...

>>49919411
The only time I experience that is when I'm drunk and only remember getting to the bed

>>49923092
older women should not be allowed to dress like this or men might confuse them for peppy youthful delinquents

>>49925932
I say dress how they want, then when she gets them in close, hit them with a “you know I’m old enough to be your mom”’ thing and watch them get a nervous hardon

>Have a dream today
>while listening to Polka ASMR
>for some reason it was a gorefest where I watched a guy getting crucified but much worse
Wtf why, also for some reason to dream I have to wake up first and go to sleep again. Which sucks because I tend to oversleep and wake up at midnight if I do that

>>49926497
You witnessed unfaithful Zain getting what he deserves

>>49926709
Kek, funny enough the guy got crucified for fucking the girlfriend of someone. I hate when the woman gets away without consequenses.
I wish it was a Pol dream... I need a hug from her

>>49927859
>dreaming of hags
https://youtu.be/CikEbEtnBcE

some hags have criminally low amounts of art

>>49930546
If you're a Holo, you've got it made. Even Kaela has a moderate amount of good art despite her relative obscurity.

Haglove

>>49931139
Don't be ridiculous. Who'd want a 45 year old gf with saggy tits, a plump belly, and bushy pubes?

What happens when two mega Chad hags want the same gaijin?
Do they have to learn how to share?
https://files.catbox.moe/q9woce.jpeg

>>49931737
>megachads
I only see two dorky cuties.

>>49931969
They could buy your entire province/state

>>49932091
Don't care, still cute dorks.

>>49887674
I do a lot. Almost a year now. From just living a fluff filled day to day with traveling and seeing new places, to overcoming impossible odds together.
I've been writing a fanfic series about going on an adventure with hags in /wg/ for a while now. Even more hags are coming soon. In BOTH senses of the word.

>>49932091
Not in the first world they can't.

I love long clips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNez5jcUxUU

>>49931737
>Reine
>that fic last wg

E R E C T

>>49934799
t.living in Rotchild land

Hag love!