/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Mio

MERU LOVE

I miss my boyfriend.

Squeezable and milkable

Mio hates me uweeehhhh

Never forget what moles took from you

I miss my girlfriend...

I'm madly in love with Inukai Purin

Getting tucked up into Ami's belly where it's nice and warm and safe, soaking up all her stink and having good Ami dreams...

Friendzoning Mio

I am madly in love with Chikafuji Lisa

I love my girlfriend Mio purely platonically and my little sister Lisa lustfully

I don't see Lisa as a little sister but still love her lustfully

Thinking about eating Lisa again

Mio is so fucking weird
>tweet out on main about being on Emuri's donathon
https://twitter.com/mioricelesta/status/1659756207954087936
>complete silence for Rie's birthday
https://youtu.be/1UzWs6u8hwY?t=37948

>>49854682
sorry she's too busy having sex with me

t. rat

>>49854682
She probably just forgor

>>49854682
oh...she probably forgot

>>49850102
>>49850168
Good omens. I missed it and couldn't add the belly...

>>49854682
Emuri was a full collab
Hime was a quickie discord call at some weird time for her too i think(?) i didn't knew it happened
Guess just forgot or wasn't even planned

hi movict i know you're reading this try hiding that you're a lurker here better

>>49855933
hi

Flat as Kansas!

>>49856089
I fucking hate that cat

>>49855933
discord fags should get the rope

>>49856144
come rope me harder daddy~

so much namedropping lately.

>>49857441
Uneccessary too.
Unless you have hardproof someone is schizoanti or leaking content that should not be leaked shut up the fuck up on calling names

I am glad she is doing better with the throat hort even though she forgot to tweet being cute with Hime

Shut the fuck up Scrumbgolo. You're just mad Grundle5 reported you before you could groom Blimblim.

only 64 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

I want to bury my face in my spidermom's crotch

Why do I have the feeling that mamafuji didn't deliver and Lisa is heartbroken hungry sick and lonely but come ask for attention because she doesn't want to bring light to any of this
I really hope I'm wrong on this one

>>49859958
But can't ask*

>>49859958
because you never internalized that concernfagging leads to managerlarping leads to schizophrenia or think you'll somehow be different

>>49850777
Based dog, we have an official version now

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

I want to hold Dizzy's hand

https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1660214294779400192?s=20
May was good for her music but really awful for her streaming
>a lot of bullshit going on
>invited to an australia trip
>throat hort

It is Sunday, /tsunX/. Time to confess your sins and beg for absolution.

>>49860133
Maybe I'll be schizo
I'm already schizo
What about managerlarper?
I'm already managerlaper
I'll be anon

>>49861649
The Hime call in is still buffering like crazy, how much of their meetup they talk about if anyone knows while youtube finish processing the 12 hours vod

brehs......

>>49861665
hello again gato of god. it has been 7 days since my last confession. I once again ask for forgiveness for dropping the hard X upon your ethnic line, I only do it cause I know if I anger you enough one day you may return, even if it is only to smite me down, I feel I owe it to my fellow anons to at least try. I confess to continuing to dream of my spider mother and all forms of sexually inappropriate actions to commit with her. im happy to admit i have however followed through and listened to Auntie's words of wisdom re uped on my meds, had full meals, and even had (albeit awful and leading towards a yelling fight) conversations with people IRL. In the coming week, I wish to follow through with Auntie's words more, continue my reps, and still use the power of X to bring you back.

>>49861665
I confess that I am in love with Miori Celesta's funny little dog Creamie, just look at her, what a cute doggy

>>49854682
>RIe stopped Mio from working
>took her to good yakiniku
I KNEEL...

>>49863003
Thank you based architect Hime

Is there a future where we convince Lisa to watch food porn grade fancy cake baking videos for hours until she feels the urge to make one and then spends the next week trying to eat maybe half of it?

>>49863003
Did Rie knew Mio was going to Australia or she found out from the guerilla stream?

Cuddlable and puntable

Softly sleeping spidercat being surprised with breakfast in bed on her day off while we watch Star Trek together

>>49861890
yt-dl or ytarchive can help
get timestamp(s) of interest from YT website seekbar (end too)
feed that & url to yt-dl specify low res if you dont care about video
abort process at, or let it reach end timestamp
watch that instead of a buffering mess
>captcha: Hime Kg target

>>49850092
I am in full agreement with this statement.

I'll be real with you anons, I'm really not feeling nu-Slugma in phase.

>>49864908

>>49864726
That doesnt work til the vod has finished processing, it'll get you some random timestamp from the ass end of the video

>>49859958
Zero proof of that. Mamafuji has done some uncool things to Lisa but she isn't a bitch. Stop being overly harsh to Lisa's mother.

>>49857441
It's so annoying too. We come to this thread to be anonymous. And every namedrop is always wrong too. I can't tell if it's one asshole trying to control the community by thinking namedropping people will make them scared... or if it's just a handful of stupid anon newfags.

Playfully ruffling Ember's cute boyish hair!
Ember not-so-playfully punching you in the dick!
Collapsing to the ground in pain as Ember points and laughs at you!
Ember!

>>49865312
All the namedropping is always done by that one anon: me (Stag)

>>49865312
> I have a feeling
> Zero proof
That would be exactly how feelings work
Now that you have me thinking about it, it's odd that Lisa hasn't tweeted about eating the watermelon her mother most definitely brought
I'm just hoping she hate so much she could not get back up and passed out on the couch, comfy as a melon

>>49865771 (me)
Retarded Stag here, this was meant for >>49865212

The wife of my mother who is also my wife is playing more New Vegas
https://youtu.be/VUkWaHiTGHw

>>49865771
>it's odd that Lisa hasn't tweeted about eating the watermelon
Why would she? She already tweeted about it coming. There's no shot that Mamafuji bought medicine, and I mean already bought and not buying based on the tweet, and actively looking at watermelon.. and didn't bring it to Lisa. Her mother obviously cares about her.
Lisa wouldn't like you hating her mother so much. Especially over imaginary crimes. And not giving Lisa her watermelon WOULD be a crime against nature. Remember Hanlon's Razor;
Don't attribute to malice what you can attribute to stupidity.

>>49866109
Consider this: mamafuji is stupid

>>49866220
>Don't attribute to malice what you can attribute to stupidity.
That was my point, Mamafuji

At which point of ST Voyager Ami got? Has she reached the Borg and Seven of Nine yet?

>>49866235
>don't be mean to her mom she's just retarded
Even if you're right I'm not sure you conveyed your point in a manner Lisa would appreciate
The shortened post just made it more obvious

>Today's argument is over a conspiracy theory that Lisa's mom did not actually bring her the promised watermelon
I can't even be annoyed, it's too funny

LISA SEEEEEEEEEX

>Dizzy in a work call in her underwear!
Imagine...
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1660254018445406208

>>49866752
i am glad someone managed to reach the correct conclusion and thus convincing all sides of an argument that did not need to be

>>49866482
At least I'm not calling her malicious and someone who doesn't care about Lisa.

I didn't realise Shima had high heels

You're not actually having lewd thoughts about your little sheep sister are you? Thoughts about her sensitive sheepy ears and how nice her hair smells? Freaks...

Imagine taking a nap while Lisa's enjoying her watermelon. Now, you're being woken up 20 minutes later by some weight on your crotch. A hyper Lisa in the midst of a sugar rush is desperately rubbing herself against you, and immediately upon noticing you're awake, gets to work undressing you so she can ride you with a terrifying amount of enthusiasm until the sugar crash hits

>>49867959
>Lisa
>woken up by her weight
We've been over this
The lack of realism is immersion shattering

I sometimes wonder if Lisa has a secret alt account like Mio and Yuuna and we just haven't found it yet...

>>49868786
>:3c

I miss Rei...

>>49864103
Cuntable...?

>>49870256

>>49870256
>Plush has removable panties
Cuntable indeed

>>49868786
Maybe it's for the best. Could you imagine how much more schizo sheeple would be if they Mio/Yuuna level tweets?

>>49868786
>Treasure trove of horny thoughts and pictures of Lisa's chest with baggy tank tops draped over it
>Sheeple are too busy being horny on an anonymous forum to discover it

>>49870588
>Yuuna level tweets
Like these?
https://twitter.com/amanapicnic/status/1654953405536940032
https://twitter.com/amanapicnic/status/1659694255512907776

>>49870948
That tummy do be hortin'.

>>49870948
>the goal this year for charity is to make a song with these stomach noises
Bread is without a doubt one of the vtubers of all time.

>>49871345
Reminds me of that Chinese guy who made music with random sounds he recorded/found on YouTube

>>49871345
I'm still holding out hope that BART actually lets her voice an announcement. It's the only thing that would ever convince me to go to SF.

>>49864908
yeah I'm gonna miss the tits ngl

Eating watermelon with Lisa while she wears some fancy sundress she found at a thrift store and pretends we're in some beautiful field eating and not sitting on a towel on her apartments floor.

I don't really pay attention to Ami's schedule I just assume she'll be streaming so I'm always distraught when I learn she isn't
Even when she mentioned there was a 20% chance of guerrilla it didn't really phase me

>>49872244
Half the time her guerillas are when i'm asleep so a no ami day is usually a no ami day even when it technically isnt
in a weird way it helps me cope (lie)

I'm somehow not surprised that Ami has no idea what's going on.
Amija Pajkulja...

>>49872690
Ah...

>>49861665
I like Essie more than Lisa.

>>49872690
Gonna be a long day.

>>49872690
idgi

>>49872690
THE TIME IS NOW
MANIFEST A HANABI/ORLA/NEN/MARIA/REI SURPRISE RETURN STREAM

>>49872690
It's over..

>>49872690
I trust in Mio atleast doing something, she cant take it anymore with missing streaming to beerpals comfy at home and i am sure she wants to tell stories too

>>49872930
I choose to believe!

>>49872820
Is Watame your kami oshi?

oh right i can post this again after last week

>>49872690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIx0dboBqkA
Shima at 5:30 PM PDT. Our king is here to save us from no streams.

>>49872930
Been thinking about Rei a lot recently
Problem, her accounts are mostly gone
When she comes back, will we notice?

>>49873390
I figure Lisa would retweet a Rei debut stream so I'm not too worried.

We need more Lisa greentexts

>>49873390
>Spoiler
Go on...

>>49873259
I kneel even though I'll only be able to watch for half an hour

If you have nothing better to do you can just watch rat gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=376RH8-oIhs

Postmates, we might actually get a birthday stream.

>>49875071
Or at least some form of art drop and twitcast.

>>49873709
Working on it, but still only a few hours after dentist at the moment
What do you guys want to see in a very distant future?
No promises.

>>49874820
Mio is so lucky

>>49875464
Might be lurking in it since she startedf it at 1am unless she went to sleep already

>>49875411
Brushies with Lisa while watching saturday morning cartoons with her, detaila given to her wool and the soft sheepy ears beneath as well as how cute she is when she's too distracted to worry about stuff, non-lewd, please and thanks

>>49875411
Something extremely lewd, possibly involving masochism

>>49876014
I'd rather not manifest pain
Plus, I have never written anything lewd

Lisa saw (Your) post calling her mom stupid
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1660331130879639557

>>49876440
You mean Lisa saw (Your) post calling her mom malicious.

Bae not being a brat is kinda hot, any chill & low register vods come to mind?
Need something to fill these streamless times

>>49876440
that mean Lisa has read the greentexts...
any idea how she'd react to those?

Fantastic news, tsunX! Amiya has won the overall championship in this month's indie racing league series! She takes the title with 2 wins and a 2nd in the 12 races this month! Congratulations to the new champion!

>>49877203
Considering that the recent greentexts have focused on her in the shower and she often tells us when she's showering she probably likes them

>>49877281
No idea what this is but I'm glad for Ami!

>>49877281
Based

https://twitter.com/DjJoMusic/status/1660338412337995781?s=20
I HATE YOUTUBE AND MUSIC LABELS JEWS

>>49876440
>if you’re finding any means to spew some mouth garbage you’re a coward! treat EVERYONE as you’d like to be treated, you fool!
If it wasn't clear enough

Anyone else not really excited for the tsun/phase girls to be back? Different corpo, different looks, but aside from that I feel like we're just going to get the same experience as before: getting crumbs. My bet is maybe they'll start off with a decent schedule, but quickly revert back to 1 stream a week if we're lucky.

Lisa's mom is a textbook manipulator. She's not stupid, she is very smart.

Lately Lisa has had food on the mind quite often
We are on the right path

>>49878157
Now I'm wondering if she actually did read the thread

>>49878345
I'll take crumbs over nothing any day
Why won't you?

>>49878410
>Lisa's mom is a textbook manipulator.
What things has she done to manipulate Lisa?

>>49878451
She did, and she wants (you) to be kind to that one asshole anon too

>>49878345
Dizzy will claim her management duties are taking up most of her time, will stream two times a month.
Jelly will claim to stream on a schedule and stream on Youtube. She'll follow it for the first week, cancel half her streams the second week, and then from there stream Baba is You at odd hours on Twitch with no schedule.
Ember will also claim to be on a schedule and on Youtube. But a month in life events and family stuff will continue to pop up, causing her to stream only slightly more than Dizzy. She'll get a pass internally due to being Dizzy's friend.

>>49874820
[Rat News] Bae was singing sad songs to fall asleep, but she woke herself up with Phantom of the Opera and will stream until possibly her next stream (minus a nap maybe)

>>49878679
Just the way I like it

>>49878562
Not this shit again.
Watch streams and get a clue.
Giving her covid on purpose should have been a big hint.

>>49878706
I hope for my girlfriend sake that she isn't lurking anymore and went to sleep

>>49878410
Most parents are and they simply see it as justified by their parents status

>>49878797
>Watch streams and get a clue.
I do.
>Giving her covid on purpose should have been a big hint.
You obviously don't. She didn't give Lisa covid on purpose, she lied about not having because she's selfish. She obviously didn't spit all over Lisa's face and food to infect her.
Why don't you listen to Lisa and stop spewing mouth garbage about her mother and things you don't actually know about?

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1660337710676996097
Ami is going to make buckos cute charms for their cages

>>49878991
>She didn't give Lisa covid on purpose, she lied about not having because she's selfish.
Same shit.

Pointing out a toxic relationship to someone stuck in it is kindness.
There is something very wrong with her mother if a modicum of effort for a sick child gets this reaction out of Lisa:
>SHE’S BEING SO NICE AAAAAA

>>49879289
>if a modicum of effort for a sick child
Lisa is an adult. Most adults don't have their parents driving who knows how long, "far" according to Lisa, to deliver medicine.
>Pointing out a toxic relationship to someone
You're not. You're on a mongolian underwater basket weaving forum. You're not talking to Lisa. Nor do you actually know anything about her mother or their relationship, only small tidbits Lisa has given.

>>49879289
based

>>49879395
>only small tidbits Lisa has given.
Just imagine how bad it REALLY is.

>>49879542
Or maybe it isn't really that bad.

>>49879091
>tfw you win the bucko keychain raffle guaranteeing your ineligibility for the bucko chastity cage raffle

>lisa
>be kind to EVERYONE!
>/tsunx/
>immediately shits on her mother
like clockwork. itd be one thing if mamafuji actually did something this time but she didnt even do anything

>treat EVERYONE as you’d like to be treated, you fool!
I need rules clarifications. Can I only ryonapost if I want it done to me? I'm not good with pain.

The idea of Lisa shattering her frail hands trying to punch me back brings up interesting new wrinkles though.

>>49874820
[Rat Update] LINKIN PARK

>>49879640
I was thinking the same thing, fortunately Lisa probably isn't strong enough to do half the ryona stuff I like so I'm safe

>>49876440
Very strange for someone who's fond of the golden rule to vaguely shame her following. For context I was telling you mongoloids to stop talking shit about another person's family like a year ago.

If this tweet was a response to anything on this board it would be passive aggressive and confusing at best. If it was a response to the image she's created of her mom by scapegoating her so often it would be straight up manipulative, even borderline gaslighting. I don't want to believe those things about Lisa therefore Lisa is not /here/. QED

this is just needlessly erotic

Just post the watermelon Lisa >:3 you won't

>>49879636
That's what she gets for committing the imaginary crime of not giving Lisa her damn watermelon!!!

>>49879851
>vaguely shame her following
Her maros aren't open either, so it does come across as very strange and random. I wonder what prompted it?
>If it was a response to the image she's created of her mom by scapegoating her so often it would be straight up manipulative, even borderline gaslighting.
I wouldn't say what Lisa has done was scapegoating. But if she knew what image her mom had outside of her chat bubble, she'd probably be mad at herself for unintentionally creating that image. I doubt Lisa is /here/ though, she strikes me as a Tomo-type that really dislikes 4chan.

I predicted this argument yesterday.

I think lots of people seriously overthink the situation with Lisa's mom. Plenty of perfectly well intentioned parents aren't the brightest or most emotionally mature and it's possible to have grievances with their behavior without being convinced they're the devil themselves.

>>49880065
I blame Essie for this

>>49880040
I definitely don't think she's the type to browse here, but I wouldn't put it past pretty much any vtuber to at least peak here if they knew a thread consistently discussed them

>>49880040
>dislikes 4chan.
Could being here have caused that?
Could not being aware of this place be the reason?
Just being kind and trying to help you think through your constant self-owns

>>49880040
But I really dislike 4chan and I'm here

>>49880108
This. My own parents were well-intentioned but absolutely shitty. Some people try to do the right thing or mean well but make mistakes. Especially parents with baggage or are too young.

Forget Lisa's mom we should be talking about our spidor mom who has blessed us this Sunday with tummy!
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1660333492922662912?cxt=HHwWgIC25fqg2IouAAAA

>>49880198
>your constant self-owns
You don't even know what posts I made. What self-owns? The ones in your head?
>Could being here have caused that?
>Could not being aware of this place be the reason?
It's ok to be retarded. I still accept you as you are.

>>49880276
Brother, I am every post (you) did not make, it's not that hard

>>49880173
essie is blameless, the sheeples' whorish behavior brings it on themselves.

>>49880276
I am every post >>49880346 did not make.

>>49880216
I refuse to believe Ami doesn't know how down-bad us buckos are, especially with these sketches. I'll continue to behave in chat but holy hell this woman

>>49880216
Sorry my link doesn't work.
I will not be fixing it. I am too busy admiring my mom.

>>49880216
Whether it's quick MS paint scribbles or art she pours hours into she always remembers the big hips and thighs

>>49880458
Link's fine, you horny or something?

>>49880040
Tomo we changed your description in the OP you don’t have to hate us anymore…

>>49880400
Sister, I am every post >>49880346 or (you) did not make that wasn't >>49880276

>>49880424
Yeah that's smart. If we don't behave in chat mom might take away our tummy privileges.
Better the unspoken understanding anyways.

>>49880565
There has also been a dire lack of magical cock posting

ami is hornier than chat

>>49880519
Maybe...

>>49880198
>Just being kind and trying to help you think through your constant self-owns
You must unironically be a tsun mod with how you're talking

>>49880424
She knows and she likes it, sexy spiderhag with all eyes on her...

>>49880987
See: >>49865475

>>49881024
>all eyes on her...
She gives me this uneasy feeling that she's going to crack one day and unironically rant about buckos watching other girls.

>>49880040
>I doubt Lisa is /here/ though, she strikes me as a Tomo-type that really dislikes 4chan
I just can't imagine this being true considering the company she keeps, it'd be too ironic for her to hate this place while subconsciously gravitating almost exclusively to /here/chuubas

>>49881138
Hot..

>>49881138
I'd welcome it. I want her to want us more.

>>49881207
>almost exclusively to /here/chuubas
Lisa seems to gravitate to everyone though, just look at her friend Mana. There's no way she doesn't know about /here/, her /here/friends probably told her a few things about this thread, she may have been here a few times out of curiosity too, I don't think she hates the place but has no interest in it

>>49881460
Even when it stops being a character thing and she starts having breakdowns on stream over it?

https://twitter.com/eira_ch/status/1660354823370227720
Uh oh, a new sheep has entered. When will the battle royale for sheeple's hearts start?

>>49881557
How can every single picture of this cat look so skrunly

>>49881563
I love Eira but man she is way too autistically fujo for this thread's tastes.

>>49881563
ENTER
THE FUJOSHEEP

>>49881563
Wait until you find out how many CN sheep chuuba are out there

>>49881557
how is chai so ugly

>>49881563
A shepherd can't have just two sheep in his flock, after all

>>49881563
>new

>>49881563
Anon Eira has been my little sister for way longer than Lisa has

just needlessly erotic

>>49881677
>>49881677
>she is way too autistically fujo for this thread's tastes
Where do you think we are and how long do you think we've been here?

>>49881521
Yes and no. I mean no harm to Mom and I think she already spoils us as is but I'd be lying if I said I didn't desire more. Anyway, I wouldn't want her to have actual breakdowns either. It's just nice for buckos to be a sense of comfort for her.

Lisa's besties have been:

Yellow woman Lumi
Juna
Fucking Pippa

The least /here/ girl on that list set the bar at being so butthurt over the response to her collab that even in Lisa's collab she was making "male on stream" cracks. Lisa 100% knows about this board and thread, and if she didn't before Pippa absolutely made sure she did by their first collab. But if you take her behavior on stream at face value there's no fucking way she could tolerate browsing here. If you disagree and think that the cute vtuber is so dangerously based and NLOG and just like you fr and totally absolutely /HERE/, then keep a good thing good by keeping it to yourself. Wrong or right, if people thought Lisa was here it wouldn't be good for anyone.

tonya is live btw. exams tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkEM62ECtpU

>>49882030
Ponya my beloved

>>49881698
>Everyone around Lisa is ugly
>Everyone around Lisa is unkind
She absorbs kindness and beauty but has to burn away her lifespan
This girl is straight out a fairy tale

Sheep strong together, sheep lovers strong together

>>49881994
>Lisa's besties have been:
You forgot Ami, Char, and Mio

Tell me Eira fans, does she also need a nightlight?

>>49882455
No I didn't, we just disagree on what qualifies as a best friend.

>>49882688
you are rapidly descending into schizo territory anon

>>49882688
>No I didn't, we just disagree on what qualifies as a best friend.
So you mean retarded?
>Lumi
When was the last time they even interacted?
>Ami
Lisa talks to Ami constantly on twitter and has had more collabs with her than anyone on that list outside of Pippa
>Char
Constantly talks to her on twitter frequently and spent a lot of real life time with her, probably more than we have heard about on streams and twitter
>Mio
Several music projects and collabs and treats her like a sister
If you really think Lumi is more of a bestie than any of those three, you're functionally retarded.

Sheeple are going schizo and I'm just gonna say this wouldn't happen if we had more ryona posting.

Mio...

>>49883002
So glad you are off by two

>>49883154
Jessica MILD DISLIKE

Mio probably just went to bed for getting woke up by a gmail notif

>>49883247
Held hostage by Bae guerilla just like me

>>49883321
It was a great fucking stream, worth!

>>49881677
Autistically fujo you say? I will be observing, thanks for the heads up.

Here's helpful guide to help understand if you're being a schizo in this argument.
(A) "Well, we have no idea to what extent their offline relationships are like. Chuubas can famously be great friends and almost never interact on stream, like Sora & Iofi from hololive. Although it's plain to see when two people have a good working relationship it's ultimately not as indicative of friendship as whatever small bits of information they offer. And if they don't offer information, we simply don't know. Additionally, chuubas are ultimately interested in being the ones to give you entertainment themselves (hence the near ubiquitous "don't mention other streamers" rule), so most of them are going to be hesitant to talk about their friendships with other chuubas in the first place."
(B) "WE KNOW WHO HER FRIENDS ARE AND WE CAN RANK THEM LIKE MYSPACE."
If your thoughts align more with (B) than (A), you are less likely to be a schizo.

Kindness, you faggots
do you understand it?

>>49883600
>If your thoughts align more with (B) than (A), you are less likely to be a schizo.
I think you have that backwards schizo

The real yab here is that Mio was pronto on doing customer support at 4AM KST

>>49883608
You realize where you are, right?

>>49883774
Another self-own.
Impressive.

It was probably just some random feel good gm message because she saw a friend get an anti maro. Remember that we don't know the full story behind her friendships and family situation and it's none of our business unless she makes it out business.

>>49883852
>Another self-own.
Why do you think every poster here is one person?

>>49883844

>>49883928
See: >>49880346

>>49882933
>When was the last time
Let me quote my post for you

>have

I'm assuming the rest of your post is a result of your misunderstanding. Please feel free to get mad and reply again if I was too optimistic, or if you still don't understand plain English.

>>49883967
Wrong! This chuuba is already deceased.

Enough mind reading, let's rank which sex positions Lisa would like the best

>>49881994
>if you take her behavior on stream at face value there's no fucking way she could tolerate browsing here
I dunno, I've seen plenty of other chuubas who are just as sweet and innocent as Lisa that have no issue with this board (even some who started vtubing in the first place because of this board). Her tolerance for this place's brand of wacko bullshit is also shockingly high, she may get shocked by some things in the moment but I can't really think of many instances where it actually got to her.

>>49884057
>Let me quote my post for you
>>49882688
>No I didn't, we just disagree on what qualifies as a best friend.
Either another anon is larping as you or you're actually retarded.
>have
Then you forgot her other 3 besties who are very clearly not /here/tubers. Lisa doesn't gravitate to /here/tubers, she happily interacts with everyone.

>>49883600
Here's an actually helpful guide to not being a schizo.

Are you discussing things based on what she's said or done as a vtuber? You're clear.

Are you theorycrafting about her private life? Get evaluated.

>>49884157
but that's also a self own anon...
anything involving very mild hand holding up to maybe intertwined fingers

She got her watermelon

>>49884374
>Watermelon eating stream

>>49884374
WHY WOULD MAMAFUJI DO THIS

>>49884204
>but I can't really think of many instances where it actually got to her
The bad dragon got to her pretty bad. She clearly hates that clip being mentioned or passed around. We also don't really know what her tolerance level is because she hasn't been exposed to this place's brand of wacko bullshit that much outside of Pippa.. and even Pippa has toned that down after the bad dragon incident. I don't think you're wrong but I think you're also presuming more than we can tell. Also
>>49884289

>>49884374
MR is back stop arguing over retarded shit and go pick a song to send

>>49884374
>Mamafuji vindicated
Oh sheeeeeple, it's time for your naked dogeza!

>>49884534
That stream is days away so Lisa can actually go buy one herself

>>49881967
Even this level?
https://files.catbox.moe/adj1ik.mp4

Alright, sheeple. Mamafuji is innocent. Time for your correction.

>>49884374
>Mamafuji proven to not be a malicious person
Shocker.

>>49884534
Agreed, this is the only appropriate way forward

>>49884534
>>49884671
>Mamafuji can just as easily manipulate sheeple by balancing her evil acts with basic nice ones

>>49884775
Wow another self-own.

>>49884620
Eira...

>>49884231
No, I didn't forget her 3 coworkers.

>>49884620
... that is fujo levels beyond what I care to see... impressive

Functionally I agree with you but any and all use of the phrase "self-own" signals that you didn't get the shit kicked out of you nearly enough as a kid, please grow up.

>>49884374
sheep butt

>>49884374
What are the chances that she's doing the watermelon stream because of this thread?

>>49884979
100%. She's always /here/ and she's doing it for /us/.

>>49884979
00.00001%

>>49884979
>Lisa going out of her way to buy her own watermelon and eat it on stream to deflect from her mom's bullshit
I can believe it.

>>49884979
And still no proof of watermelon being at her place right now, stream melon hasn't been bought yet

>>49884620
As expected from an active /wvt/ chuuba and poster, you can't save her and you should make sure to end up as deraged

>>49884775
rapeable and correctable

This is my final rrat for the day:
Lisa wrote the baby lamb green text series

>>49884620
Based fujoSTACEY establishing her dominance

>All of this nonsense started over a fucking watermelon

>>49885188
We should've known the second the writer included those details about sheeple penis

>>49885709
Choke on it

>>49884979
I choose to believe (because it would be funny)

>>49883844
You have no idea how much I appreciate that, considering how many vtubers speak about getting ghosted by music producers and such. I still dislike the fact that she didn't just rest but I also respect that she's prompt and easy to reach a huge amount.

>Tonya wants to show off her "anal beads"

>>49886103
my fucking dick

https://youtube.com/shorts/soZf4IM8Kl0?feature=share3
thanks Ami for reminding me how much I wanted to fuck Rouge when I was younger

Did Tonya always have food on the brain this often or has Yuuna actually broken her?

Slow lazy Sunday
I wish I was Ami's lunch
Spider momma love

I miss my girlfriend...

>>49886675
It's so over for the cat

>>49886535

>>49886675
Yuuna filled Tonya's fridge with pre-made or easy to make food before she went on her trip.
I think Yuuna broke Tonya.

>>49886535
>>49887027
I love the spider eyes so much bros

>>49887095
honestly yuuna is the unsung hero/protagonist of tsunx

>>49886535
>when I was younger
dyrtwwbi

>>49886675
Perhaps you meant "fixed her"?

>Mamafuji and Lisa according to /tsunx/

>>49887439
>Inadvertently (unless...?) responsible for Tsunderia developing a strong following /here/ early on, leading to the creation of this general
>Successful solo merch run is what convinced the company to do merch for everybody else
>Part of the reason why others like Mio and Ami ended up at the company
>Queen of the architects
>Scored the winning penalty of our VTL3 run
This is why I will always forgive her no matter how many streams (lies) she puts us through, we owe her a lot
BREAD LOVE

>>49888593
Every day she inspires me to kidnap a cute korean girl and groom her into being one of my daughterwives.
BREAD LOVE

>>49888308
That's not quite it, mamafuji haters don't seem to think Lisa believes her lies
Her mother being manipulative doesn't mean Lisa is a puppet, did you know she hates those? I wonder why.
Expressing that sort of interaction in a simple picture is rather difficult but if you want to commission fanart there are better things to illustrate, I believe

>>49888747
>but if you want to commission fanart there are better things to illustrate
Where in the fuck did that come from?

>>49888825
He thinks he can read everyone's mind I guess.

>>49888825
(you)r search history

>>49888747
Read >>49884289

I THINK MAMAFUJI IS a well-meaning albeit sometimes extremely inconsiderate parent who nonetheless has raised a lovely daughter

>>49888680
>Yuuna inspires so many groomers that she runs of out cute Korean girls to groom herself

>>49888942
Comprehension issue
That exchange is about anons who think X

Okay but what if Lisa lived with Yuuna for a year

>>49889060
Now this. This I can get behind.
Do we know Yuuna's attraction levels for half-Korean girls?

https://twitter.com/eira_ch/status/1660389174720036864
https://www.twitch.tv/eira_ch

>>49889052
You're theorycrafting about Lisa's personal life and thoughts.
>Are you theorycrafting about her private life? Get evaluated.
Comprehension issue.

>>49889060
Lisa living with Mio because I can see Mio teaching Lisa by being a bad influence (but still trying really hard to be a good influence).

>>49889134
I like eira, it's cool she's being posted here despite having so little to do with tsun in general

>>49889109
The voices tell me that a half-Korean works. The relative rarity is an extra notch on her grooming belt

I'm now wondering if a hypothetical /sheep/ general could stay afloat

I think Lisa mostly raised herself to be a decent kid in spite of her mother.
You see this pattern often when the older siblings and or parents are worthless, the younger kid picks up the slack and becomes a perfect housewife by the age of 13 or so.
Her father seems to be a good influence on her and the reason Lisa is interested in music and games.
Her brother fails to be the ideal big bro she wants and she has asked sheeple to fill in the gaps in the past.
You don't need to read minds, watch streams and have a vague understanding of people in general.
Lisa isn't that special.

>>49888593
I also have to add that she reached terminal levels of autism with an actual train system collab. She also has some of the best merch. Bread, I kneel forever.

>>49889265
Just because of this thread specifically.
And I kind of want to see if sheeple can survive Sonic jiggling ass and Krystal vore videos.

>>49889265
>so little to do with tsun in general
If it has wool it's cool. until it makes someone schizo enough to stop it

>>49889311
I'll keep it afloat.
I am 80% of this thread and all I do is fuck with sheeple

>>49889390
BASED

>>49889265
It's only because eira and lisa had a small exchange on twitter today. i doubt she'll be posted after this

>>49889390
And I'm the other 80% of this thread and all I do is fuck with (You)

>>49889420
Essie on the other hand has been adopted and will end up in the OP before she interacts with any ex Tsunderia talent

cannot tell whether eira and essie are genuine quality chuubas or if this is just sheeple whorery. this is a suspicious number of sheep chuubas to be introduced to in like under a week

>>49889494
Thank (you) brother for keeping me entertained in these trying streamless times
Would you perhaps want some basic arithmetic lessons?
I can teach you by counting sheep.

>>49889592
I haven't checked Eira out yet but Essie is nice. Her streams have been comfy and enjoyable

>>49889701
Wow another self-own. Don't you get tired of it?

>>49889592
Essie is legit cute and funny
She's as soulful singer with taste and plays good games
She's good at interacting with chat but not depending on it, she can keep talking for hours on her own
It's sad that this thread only sees her as an pawn to use to get to Lisa's wool, she has plenty of her own to spin (you) a cute scarf

Fun fact: 67% of people make up statistics

Alright, that's it. You sheepshaggers better start putting your money where your mouth is and start working on those caloric surpluses.

>>49889817
anon i recognize the strat and just want to let you know that saying "y'all" /here/ is much better bait than "self-own".

>>49889884
I'm going to wilfully misinterpret that statistic and you can't fucking stop me!

Fun Fact: I said "self-own" ONCE and y'all ran with it
Sheeple do be sheeple

>>49889903
y'all just mad that you self-owned yourself. must be a phasefag

>>49889979
Much better. Don't forget the reddit gif for the icing on the cake.

you are talking about sheeple and their whore ways. My spider mother is away today, posting videos and tweets to make me hornier than ever. and all you can do is complain about the wool lovers

>>49889979
>>49890085
I still stand by what I said, now get in the locker faggots, you can kiss in there if you want

>>49889979
I think sheeple are just bored because of the lack of Lisa content lately. All of the sheepgirls in the world isn't enough to satisfy their chuunilust.

>>49890123
sheeple should really be more careful about being so bratty around horny buckos on ami's day off.

>>49890150
Not a sheeple but has she ever had a consistent schedule? Seems like she makes one schedule per six weeks and then cancels half of it which is perfectly in line with the rest of ex-Tsun.

>>49890150
This is sadly true.
Lisa being a sheep was never a selling point.

>>49889592
I can vouch for Eira, she's a certified cutie even if she is a stinky Welsh fujo. There's a reason she's been a /wvt/ staple since its inception.

The health of the thread can be gauged by sheeple arguments. In spite of recent events the thread is as healthy as ever

>>49890228
She just got a job I'd wait a bit to see how that affects her schedule

>>49889592
If you're comparing to other tubers Essie is just a random zoomer. Eira stands out for having more nerd cred than most of /vt/.

>>49890355
>She just got a job
When did she mention that?

>>49890150
I could be shitting this thread up much harder if this is an excuse.

>>49890366
You are severely underestimating the appeal of a cute zoomer sister who blathers on about shit you don't care to understand but don't mind listening to

>>49890430
Sheeple caught NOT watching streams AGAIN
Recent zatsu and Twitter too, you have no excuse

>>49887273
same

>>49890270
>In spite of recent events the thread
???
>Lisa has been eating recently and is literally scheduling a watermelon mukbang stream
>Ami has been racking up W after W
>Ember's unreasonably giant ass & Jelly are coming back
>The tsunx curse has been exorcised.
>Purin actually made a schedule
>Meru planning on reopening memberships
>Mio touched grass and had sex with a rat
>Kazu fucking died
>Yuuna's tummy didn't hort that one time and her daughter's doing well

>>49890471
You are severely underestimating how many tubers there are to supply that demand.

>>49890539
>and Twitter too
I miss some of her streams because of work stuff but she did not tweet anything about a new job. I think you're confusing someone else with Lisa

come on this is a comfy thread
there's one sheeple upset he got owned or smething
other than that it's melon conspiracies and sheep shilling along with a bunch of praise for Yuuna & Bae & Rie
and the usual spidor horn
good unity thread brothers, comfy shit

>Eira stares at rock formations in Zelda for hours
Oh. You guys meant ACTUALLY autistic and not the internet definition of autistic.

>>49890674
I was referring to the Phase invaders situation. This thread could have devolved into a lot of autism because of that but didn't. Good job, guys

>>49890688
You need to shill us some then brother
Don't keep them for yourself
Chuuni one who can sing are preferred

>>49889311
I've considered this very possibility

>>49890674
>lisa eating is a win
damn thats sad

>>49890228
Not really. Her schedule was somewhat random for months then she started consistently streaming at 4pm. But she's always had sudden cancellations because of real life issues. She is consistent on making her schedule every week however, and the days + 4pm have become consistent.

>>49890674
>Ember's unreasonably giant ass & Jelly are coming back
Aren't you forgetting somebody?

>>49890853
It happened TWICE! There was her food coma like last week and now she's going through an entire watermelon arc. this is nothing but the greatest possible news.

>>49890853
We've been conditioned to take whatever we can get over the years.

>>49890539
NTA but this is the first I'm hearing about this too

>>49890925
read the next line, anon

>>49890270
Thread horniness is a much better indicator, but that's also been high recently so all is well

>>49890806
I wouldn't wish you idiots on anyone.

What's the name for the collective sheeptuber fanbases? Shepherds?

>>49891058
whores

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1660398758385836032?s=20
It's fucking over

>>49891058
Welshmen.

I love Mio

>>49891058
The welsh

>>49891190
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "reddit was right about elon musk"

>>49891190
>Still purple in browser
Winning

>>49890697
Nigger, brother, fellow sheep fucker, I know my herd. You, on the other hand have reps to do.
>im a normal working sheep of society now
From May 19

>>49891345
>From May 19
Are you blind? Lisa did not tweet anything like that on May 19th.

Did anon create a Lisa tupla and is getting it confused with the real Lisa?

>>49891345
>>49891439
*rapes u both*

>>49891509
Very cute try Sheepy

>>49891654
i'll get you next time and i won't let you go

>>49891345
It finally happened, a sheeple has unironically developed schizophrenia

>>49891345
Anon that was Essie not Lisa

>>49891345
>>49891769
>anon crossed the streams one too many times

>Instead of brain there is sheep

>>49891769
Essie didn't make that tweet either. Not on May 19th or ever.

I CAN'T TELL WHAT SHEEP IS REAL AND WHAT ISN'T ANYMORE

Sheep fuckers can't even tell who's who anymore
They killed /sheep/ before the lamb could walk

>>49891920
Filename was your hint.
I know my herd.
You don't.

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