/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>458887
Pinks are better than Greens!

>>458887
>not pregnant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI6D58gEcfY&t=56s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he4pchVK7Gw&t=8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjsQqc-Rq9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqfGj3COWYI&t=11s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr2vtwlIKSQ&t=20s
DO YOUR KOOPA REPS WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE PART 2 Q&A STREAM

>>458931

>>458887
Say it, anon. Koopa love!

Yes, that's a good troopa.

*ruins your stream career*

>>459038
KOOPA BABY!

>>459038
Does each Troopa get to put a baby in Koopa?

>>458004
>>459038
I SEE NOTHING

>>459099
No, just her husband, the father of all the troopas.

>>459038
Oh my

>>459117
So...each Troopa?

Koopa
Kooper
Kwappi
Kooap
Kooler
Krakatoa
Kaleidoscope
Kongou
Karate
Kappa
Kombat
Koopasamawin
Koomer
Kalliope
Kuba
Kurt
Konrad
Kori
Koi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj5B6Lfxzl8

Why the fuck did she do this?

>>459152
God, she is going to get banned.

We must secure the existence of our Koopa and a future for green troopas

>>459132
No, that's Vergil, father of the year. Why do you think they all have grey hair?

>>459224
Silly anon, Vergil, is too much of a deadbeat to stick around for more than one.

what's the [redacted] stream

>>459415
MY guess is that's the Muv-luv stream.
Heck if I know

>>459415
We don't talk about THAT.

>>459501
Seriously if it's not muv-luv what is it?

>>459452
>>459586
It is, it was just a meds fueled copyright strike spree.

>>459415
MuvLuv Reading: Pain Koopa Edition
Koopa was having a bad day but didn't want to cancel stream so she talked with chat, then played some anime dub outtakes at low volume to prevent copyright, read two lines, and ended then went to the hospital the next day IIRC

>>459641
Anyone manage to rip it?

I want to see Koopa collab more with Nina and Rose! They're very cute together! They should be a team!

>>459786
https://mega.nz/file/tAsFFIAA#klDOYHcaoohUIZvLn2REmLKLbimAAIpA0HX8UX35fqA

>>459965
>Koopa, Nina, Rose and Nekoreen L4D2 has become a possibility
Imagine

pink hate

>>458887
more like poopa

>>460043
I cant imagine L4D2 with Rose, she gets so hyper anyway especially in a collab

>>460323
That's why it'd be fun, imagine those four trying to co-ordinate

>>459117
Hello son

>>460043
Mom, daughter, the house pets

>>460503
That ghost hunter game would be fun with all 4, too

>>459152
I wonder how many people actually get it.

>>460936
Enough to give it that many views I guess.

>>461844
Keep reposting this until she reads it.

>>461844
This. I want to make her pregnant until her frail body gives out.

>>461883
Turtlemommy sees every post here

>>461844
I love this pasta more than you could possibly know.

>>461949
If that's the case, then Koopa, I love you. KOOPA LOVE!

>>461844
Based Draygon poster

>>462258
Every thread until I miss one or I get banned for spam or something

>>459153
What's your favorite Koopa nickname
I like Kwappi

>>462643
Luv me Kwappers

>>462643
For me it's Kelpie

>>460043
I really wonder what exactly is her relationship to Nina after all - but I think the only reason is health at the moment?

>>459117
I heard he cheated on her with Fortuna, and that's why some of us are pink

>>463237
>Pinks are children of Fortuna
That actually makes a lot of sense

>>463277
Mom won't admit it though because she wants everyone to feel loved

>>463237
This is a rrat I can get behind.

>>461949
Fuck she saw my goslings

>>458931

>>462340
Koompa

>finally get around to watching the redebut stream
>mamma koops has tons of friends to shoutout

I've watched enough hentai to know what happens with mom's friends, and I like where this is going.

Bros, I just met Koopa. I don't wanna dox or anything, but I gotta get this off my chest. Koopa doo doo farted. I heard it. She pee pee poo poo'd. I was devastated.

>>464796
Koala...

>>464796
wtf i love koopa now

>>464796
Krappi...

>>464796
But this just means our waifu is even more real than we already thought

>>464796
My queen!

>>464796
How can you say you love Koopa if you can't even eat her poop?

>>463237
FUCKING FORTUNA THAT BITCH I WISH I COULD HATEFUCK HER

>>464796
>Koopa doo doo farted. I heard it. She pee pee poo poo'd.
Fuck that's hot.

>>464796
Next you're going to tell me Koopa has thick armpit hair and unshaven pubes. And powerful female pheromone exuding from them.

>>464796
>Koopa doo doo farted. I heard it. She pee pee poo poo'd
>I was devastated
What are you, a fucking homo?

>>465531
Obviously he means that it was so powerful that he was physically destroyed

I know I need to do my koopa reps to prep for q&a 2: electric koopaloo, but I keep goosing when I try to watch

How do you guys deal with it?

>>466146
just koom for koopa and karry on

>>464796
POST .WAV

>>466146
Just close your eyes, clutch your guns, and imagine a world where Koopa is cleaning your handgun, KFP bro.

>>466448
Will try this
>>466230
Trying to avoid kooming desu

>>465386
god I wasn't even into hair and smell until I found her and now it along with the thought of getting her pregnant gets me absolutely diamonds, what the fuck is she doing to me...

>>466982
IMAGINE THE PUBIC HAIR PEEKING BELOW HER HUGE SWOLLEN BELLY

>>467006
>imagine her pubes peaking out from the sides of her panties to where you can notice them from behind at certain angles or just peaking over the top of her jeans

>>466982
This is one of the most compelling things about her. A weeb who wants to be a mom is rare as fuck

Imagine being rejected by Koopa after pouring your heart out to her
IMAGINE

>>467943
That would be to be expected. She doesn't know me and even if she did I don't think a girl as great as her would be interested in a waste of space like me.

>>467943
>implying I would ever have the courage to confess

>>467943
that would calm my gosiling desu

>>467943
Well, yeah on one hand she sees us lay our hearts out for eeeeeeeeveryone to see in /koopagen/. Lewding, gosling, and everything in between.

On the other, the way attraction works means--if you're looking at the population of women as a whole--it is much less likely for any one woman to be attracted to you than not.

And, of course, there's also the fact people in the entertainment biz keep a divide up between their fans and everyone else irl.

>>468050
>>468245
Work on your self-improvement reps, anons. Mommy Koopa expects better from her troopas. There is hope.

MEIDOS ARE AWAY POSTING KOOPA LEWDS
https://files.catbox.moe/8z0vsn.mp4

>>468769
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>468050
>I don't think a girl as great as her would be interested in a waste of space like me.
If you don't think one would >>468349 all the way. Think of it as uncovering the best you possible. You'll feel better and better as you go on and make it all the easier for women to see the Prize you really are. It's just a matter of chipping away at all the marble covering it up
Though honestly I wouldn't pin all your hopes in finding a woman like Koopa, they are obviously out there but they are R A R E. You'd probably have a better shot at finding someone and introducing her to guns and other interests yourself, still rare but a better shot. Sadly women generally like different things from guys, but still better shot than nothing

>>468769
We've come too far. We need to go back.

>>468769
I was expecting DIN DIN DIN

>>468769
Sauce?

>>465386
oh god...my fetish...this is tempting me to write, I cant draw something

Guys, Koopa's favorite fetish is impregnation and she says her lower body strength is pretty great. Imagine the back breaking leglocks.

>>469382
>Koopa, think of the future!
>I AM, NOW POUR THAT SPERM INTO ME OR I WILL LEG LOCK YOU SO HARD YOUR SPINE WILL BREAK!

>>469636
I'm getting too horny to the thought of impregnating a disabled NEET.

>>469636
this... I NEED this.

>>469636
>OR
>not AND

>>469747
But AND implies a punishment and or something she doesnt want. "Like do the thing and I will kill you". Its a negative.

>>469215
Writefags are still appreciated if it's good. Post, anon.

>>460936
I don't anon. Spoonfeed me.

Koopa love!!!

ok ok here's the real lewds...Koopa don't look...
https://i.imgur.com/HOSTaHX.png

>>469878
Nah.

>>470104
KOOPA DO NOT OPEN THIS

TURN BACK NOW

>>470104
Bless you anonchama, my dick is hard

>>469774
If we want to say something implies a punishment/thing she doesn't want I would it's OR.

"Don't do A or (else) B"

More importantly, people who don't want both are real bakas. Imagine getting leg locked so hard, friends. And remember, her legs are stronk. Imagine those t h i c c thighs, the pressure exerted as you're pulled as close as can be. Yessir that would be great

>>470104
jesas

>Talk shit about Koopa in a prior thread
>Notice a White Van following me around and circling my apartment complex

Uh... Troopas?

>>470104
FUUUUUUUUUCK MAAAAAAAAN

>>470274
>Shittalking a PMC leader

>>470274
You done goofed

>>470104
She doesn't look happy
Delete this

LAST KOOPA LEWDS BEFORE THE MEIDOS GET ME
https://files.catbox.moe/6i1jzj.mp4

KOOPA LOVE

>>470477
pink hands did this

>>470477
Something about this one doesn't sit right with me.

>>470477
What game are you using to make these??

>>470477
That's my fetish

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCjnLnHz_-_nyXjKboAwsXGw, u guys mind subbing to this chick? she needs 30 subs to get to 4k for 2 year anniversary

>>470477
>degenerate groupsex
>>470249
>>470322
>>470554
>>468824
>troopas kooming to degeneracy
You pinkos need jesus

>>470477
MEIDOS FUCKING DO YOUR JOB AND DELETE THIS, THIS IS MY OSHI HE'S FUCKING CORRUPTING

>>470608
Yo nothing against her or you but can you not shill an unrelated v-tuber in the thread of another? You should make one specifically for her or drop her in an indie general.

Best wishes her anniversary, though.

>>470477
wtf how did I end up in so many places at the same time?

>>459252
It's called Judgement NUT end because it hits every egg at once.

Drew this around Christmas time without knowing what she was into.
NOW I'M MOTIVATED to improve.

Uh troopas. A pink just moved in next door to me.

>>471911
There's only a solution for that.

>>470104
You got a card for that one, koopanon?

>>462995
She looks like she's about to command us to exterminate the Jedi.

>>462643
Kewpie, y'know , like those little kewpie dolls

>>469382
Well that's great, because I don't pull out.

>>470104
>nipple rings
You sir, are an anon of taste and culture.

>>462643
Kowti-

>>472238
This, post the card so I can titfuck her in VR

>all these terrible sexual harassment posts
>she's probably gonna read them
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>462643
Kwappi
Kwappers
Kwanzaa
Qapla'
Koopala Harris
Koopamonga
Kwamalamadingdong
Kooptiki
Koopacetic
Queen Koopa Dreamborn, First of Her Name, Mistress of the Verdant and the Pale, Keeper of the Tortoise Shell, Lady of the Rose, Mother of Turtles
Fortuna

>>471334
Now this is the best Christmas gift anyone could ask for!

>>471334
it's amazing

>>473893
This is literally Grandpappy Koopa talking.

>>473893
If she's fine with it and eggs it on then whatever but this if not.
Koopa's a real person not an anime

Looks like we have a couple of newfriends here.

>>474098
I appreciate your love for Koopa anon, but you must do your reps, otherwise you'd know better than to write that post.

>>474586

>>475279
Koopa loves the lewdness, anon. She embraces it, just as we love to embrace her.

It's a copypasta guys not a serious post

>>476230
i blame the newfriends for not knowing

>>468769
Jesas, too much

>>472516
Well would you do it for her

>>477945

>>470864
what do you mean "I" that's me

>>478637
Based

>>478637

>>478971
I was gonna ask for this, good job.

>>478971
Thank you

>watch koopa VODs
>she confirmed she has strong legs and wide hips
I just want to put my face inbetween those legs and eat you out till you pass out from pleasure desu

>>000000000479024
You posted cringe bro

>>478971
Nice, based and greenpilled

I will marry Koopa Fortuna!

>>479776
you'll have to get past me, dad....

>>479047
>000000000479024
What in the

Reminder:
https://vocaroo.com/1fYyJqetXrx7

>>479024
>ywn orally satisfy koopa's hairy sweaty crotch before during and after a long streaming session

>>480391
>ywn tease her with egg vibrators on stream and NTR the troopas

Anons, why are you sexualizing Koopa so much? What makes her so much different than other girls?

>>480694
Where do you think you are? Anyway, i can hornypost but can't fap to her, it feels wrong for some reason.

>>480694
>why are you sexualizing Koopa so much?
She encourages it. I didn't really care so much at first but she's awoken such desires within me.

>>480694
She's a horny anon herself , but it's not just lust I like everything about this girl

Does a Koopa need Booba ?

>>480884
Yes

>>480694
I'm bored and pent up.

>>480774
i fapped to her once and now i cant stop thinking about her

>>480884
Look at this green haired autist, stupid smelly fujo I love her so much

>>480884
Her l2d has much smaller breasts than what she actually wanted.

>>480774
Kinda same but that art Cara did is a freaking masterpiece. I couldn't resist.

>>480774
>i can hornypost but can't fap to her
Yeah, same. You'll have to steal my semen some other way succubus.

>>481683
You're supposed to give it up willingly

>>481766
You'd like that, wouldn't ya?

>>481796
Disclaimer: I am not Koopa.

>>481766
I will not let Koopa steal my wizard powers.

>>481683
What do you think troopas do? When you jerk it and spill your man milk. Troopas come into your home and steal it when you sleep.

>>474028
>>474042
Thanks!

>>481821
That's exactly what Koopa would say! Get her!

>>480774
>Hornypost but can't fap to her
Relatable.

TROOPAS JERK IT NOW

RED ONE STANDING BY

meme spoutin anime watchin gun totin

>>484121
PUBE HAVIN' FUJO POSTIN'

>>480694
I don't. I want a family not casual sex damn it.

>>484234
Only acceptable sex is one done for the purpose of procreation.

Why are Koopa threads always so goddamn horny
Just go jerk off or something, quit trying to fuck your mom

>>484725
She makes us horny in the heart and the only way to cope is pretending it's regular horniness

>>484725
We love mommy! Some LOVE mommy a little too much. But mommy-love is mommy-love.

>>484725
She wants us too and partakes in it herself.

How do i support Koopa from telephone?

>>484725
because they think hornyposting at her will make her want to fuck them

>>484823
"I don't want to be horny, I just want to be happy": The Thread

>>485312
The only way you can - scream into it.

>>485332
No we don't
just using it to seek attention atleast from other hornyposters at this point

>>485359
Yeah, pretty much. It's like that "what women think men want / what men actually want" pic. Hornyposting is fun but it's just to fill the empty feeling inside.

>>480884
Now things are getting interesting!

>>484725
It's just a form of admiration.

>>484725
This>>484823, literally this, I'm not kidding

>>486962
She doesn't even look angry, just sad, and disappointed, and it makes me feel bad to see her with that face

>>487525
>loli Koopa
Hmmm

>>484725
because I have weird fetishes and when this thread starts talking about her being an unkempt sweaty fujo with hairy pits and a massive bush that peeks through her jeans potentially with a noticeable treasure trail it turns me on

I keep seeing a purple koopa in my dreams...what do?

>>489851
Have you tried not being colorblind?

>>489947
Then again she doesnt call herself koopa. Fountain, or something? Is what she said.

>>489851
Can you make a tulpa of a tulpa?

>>490164
Tulpa making tulpas of you

>>489548
Fuck, I love this so much, based taste.

Is she the western Towa?

>>491435
Not even close

>>491435
She's western Mio.

>>491522
so... hag love?

>>485332
It's not like koopa came here herself and asked for degenerate shit and hairy pits/pussy art.

>>491575
or maybe she did...maybe she's an anon in this very thread...

>>491589
> he lacks the critical information
Anon...

>>485332
Why do I hate this image so much? The original Ayame version is already annoying, but this one really stings.

>>491597
if she asked that'd be even hotter like that moriposter who disappeared as soon as Mori herself debuted

What is it about Koopa that makes men so insatiably horny?

>>491589
Anon...

>>491435
I can't think of any Holos to aptly compare her to.

>>491522
Western Mio with guns

>>489548
>ywn watch as Koopa tries to reach something on a high shelf slightly lifting up her shirt exposing her soft subtle tummy chub and exposing her peeking pubes just over her mom jeans

>>491739
She seems the most available because she posts here.
People who remember threads on /vg/ when HuniePop 1 dropped know what i am talking about.
I can bet that anons would horny over any chuuba that self doxxed herself that she visits 4chin.

>>491693
>if she asked
she admitted that she was the anon who kept horny posting which led to several of her early lewd fanart pictures

>>491435
Just because Koopababy exists, doesn't mean she is indie west Towa.
>>491746
Kinda this, the obvious choice would be more chill Chamaa since she is alco crazy, but Chamaa is much more energetic.

>>491693
> He is still lacking the critical information
Anon... She DID ask for horny posts

>>491829
>Koopa shares a few fetishes with me
not sure how to feel...only rediscovered her last week

>>491551
Hag love! She's not a hag though.

>>491739
Alright pubefags, where's the hair?

>>491880
it's photoshopped bro I can see the pixels

>>491880
Tucked away so when she take the underwear off her pubes "bloom"

>>491589
Anoonymous...

>>462643
Kopernicus!
Because I came up with it and she mentioned liking it on stream once

>>491796
Nah, Koopa's a bit different, it's obvious she's been around this site for a very long time and not someone who's just posted here.

>>491913
>>491923
Do you really believe that?

>>491976
Obviously she seems more our OUR chuuba because she legit seems like oldfag.
But the main point of being girl that posts on 4chan and does some e-celeb shit still stands, and that's what sets anon into motion.
Horny posting herself only helps.
Not to sound like a prude, because i fucking love it, but that's how i see it.

>>491880
It's literally too lewd for the character reference.

https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1359940438711541761

>>492088
>Koopa feeling poorly
Thanks, I hate it.

>>492088
That's our Koopa, haha...

>>492088
Is Koopa having second thoughts about this whole vtubing meme?

>>492088
Haha 1pm est... I will never catch a live koopa stream at this rate

>>491988
shut up artia, we all know koopa has a massive bush

>>492088
Koopa...

I'm gonna move to Abalama or Texas or whereever the fuck this hick is from any marry her!

>>492088
I'm a doctor and this means she has cancer.

>>492184
Just slack off at work haha

>>492161
Second thoughts? No way. She was already cognizant of her health problems before going into it, as were we, and there's going to be rough patches along the way that other v-tubers don't necessarily have to deal with.

>>492201
We're pretty sure it's Florida.
>>492210
Don't... don't even fucking joke about this. Please.

>>492201
>Abalama

>>492161
More like her body is having second thoughts about existing. She's already pretty successful for a 2k sub indie.

>>492237
Florida? Where did that come from? I thought the consensus was somewhere around the Appalachians?

>>492239
Ah, the abalone. You know the abalone?

>>492222
I work in steel fabrication so that aint happening

>>492305
based bluecollar chad
just hope to catch one of her VN or Karaoke streams cus those are generally later

>>492305
I am yuropoor so i can feel your pain brother.

>>492332
>literally streams at primetime euro hours
???

TROOPAS
VOTE FOR LE KARAOKE IN LE TWITTER PLEASE!

>>492210
Of the ass?

>>492332
1 pm EST is EU primetime, brother.
>>492305
>steel fabrication
Based.

>>492343
If i didn't work twelve hour night shifts or weekends it sure would be great.

>>492358
>voting for koopa to blow out her lungs when she feels shitty

>>492305
I too work in manufacturing.

Wait, I thought we were all neets? What happened?

>>492437
Should we do a surveyposting poal?

>>492459
I dunno, we probably shouldn't doxx ourselves too much.

>>492437
Don't worry Anon, I haven't worked in almost 2 years, us shitty neets are still here

>>492602
Bless you anon

>>492602
Are you at least on autismbux?

>>492866
Nah, I still live with my parents who are well off. I don't take their money for games or anything though. I'm trying super hard to not be stuck like this forever.

>>492985
Well, best to you bud, hope it works out.

>>493015
Thanks man, gotta start making money so I can send big fat Aka's to Koopa...

>>492088
>>492184
>tfw 7pm cet

>>492088
>I'll do whichever loses on Sunday
>voted for Karaoke, the one I want her to do
I'M A FUCKING RETARD

>>493397
I think she means the one that loses will be on Sunday.

>>493421
If so, I am a double retard. Wow.

>>493245
>American streams at better times for Eurobros than most actual European streamers

>>493435
It happens

>>478971
nice

I miss koopa

>>493436
Bless her neet schedule

>>492251
if every Troopa donates at least one organ...

>>493647
Bless this post

>>492088
As much as I want to catch a karaoke i think she should Q&A for now if she feels bad

>>493956
agreed, don't blow you load and die, Koopa

>>466982
Why is it always girls with green hair who do this? Is it something with nature being green and dirty, or did some stupid Maho poster give me this?

>>493956
>>492088
she should probably save karaoke for sunday

>>492251
This, not many indie vtubers can maintain 270 viewers or so throughout an entire stream, even if it's a model reveal.

>>492184
>I will probably be able to do that
Thank God I'm not actually an attorney yet, but if missing means I get to hear about another paternity or assault case it'd be fine....I gUeSs

>>493685
I need my organs but I can donate blood. Im an O- gigachad. She can have all the blood

Koopa is~ looking sick today too! \( ^ _ ^ )/

>>494570

>>494570
Kowalski...

>>494695
You're a little bitch and your brother was too.

>>494816
CEO is so great when she really gets going

>>494044
I heard she smells like seaweed, you didn't hear it from me though!

>>494949
Nice digits.

>>494949
numbers confirm

.Has her display been this janky all stream?

>>495243
disregard, am in wrong thread pardon my autism

current status...kwappin...

>>495291
stop kwappin and get restin!

So it's been 5 days since I spilled the spaghetti to my friend about Koopa.

I still don't even know if he replied yet

>>495626
Just check the replies bro

>>495655
Nice dubs
Yeah I need to go ahead and check but ugh the cringe. I was cringe bro
Total cringe for Koopers

Would Koopa be mad if I didnt get a girl I was fucking, pregnant?

>>495755
Every sperm is sacred anon. You need to do your christ reps

>>495755
>not having sex for the only purpose of conception
kinda cringe brah

>>495755
Ngl you'd be better off if ya waited till marriage, grils lie about The Pill and condoms break
If you want to do the whole sex w/o a kid thing.
Always playing with fire unless your tunes are tied

>>492437
Same here, but I work night shift so I get to watch during JP/EU hours.

>>492437
We got old

>>495785
>>495796
>>495917
Based troopas.

>>495626
Finally got the nerve to check.
He didn't even reply back.

That's even worse than not saying anything honestly

>>497487
I'm sorry you did something stupid. Did you learn your lesson?

My fellow Troopas. I am having BLTs for dinner. You are now hungry and cant become unhungry. PINK'S REVENGE!

So, does Koopa have aids?

>>498301
worse, Koopa has cooties

>>498345

>>498301
She has a severe case of Slugma

>>498376
Whats slugma?

>>498579
Slug ma Cargo

>>498032
I learned the real rabbit hole is indie vtubers. That's the lesson right?

>>495291
Kosher...

Koopa will be ok...

>>499806
We just need to fuck the sickness out of her. Line up, Troopas!

>>499908
Stop making every post about fucking her Anon, respect your mother.

>>499975
I do and she litteraly wants lewds and to be lewded. I am only doing what she WANTS.

>>499988
Stop

>>499908
I'd like to remind everyone that it's literally safer to kiss her on the vagina than on the lips due to her incredibly weak immune system!

>>500071
No because Koops has come into MULTIPLE threads and asked for porn and everything. You dont know anything.

>>500071
Why do you want to make Koopa sad?

>>500096
not really. STD's and other diseases can transmit through swapping sexual (or any) fluids. koopa could technically get Ebola through getting her vag eaten out

>>500116
>>500222
Uh, because my mom is pure and lovely.

>>500330
Sorry man, she aint pure. But she is loveley.

>>500225
God dammit, a medical anon said the higher Ph level down there would be better for killing off bacteria, someone wouldn't lie about that to me on the internet, right?

>>500341
>she aint pure
Lies.

>>500377
ebola does care for your acid vag, anon.

>>500509
I think one would have bigger problems if there was someone with ebola near by... And why ebola of all things? You don't have Ebola right, anon...?

>>500542
you'll never know the Congolese lurking among us...

>>492088
We told you about raising death flags. Please be well.

>>500675
Hey hey, troopas

>>500796
I'm missing a leg here

>>500341
Based take

Doesn't even matter if true or not. If you're a rube and build koopa up as a pure virginal waifu you'll be crushed when the image shatters when reality hits. Not even eW kOoPa A WhOoOoOrE , the image we build up of anything falls apart against real life

>>501326
You can be a pure lewd girl.

>>501563
UUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

>>501326
Pretty sure she admitted to being a femcel in her Yoro collab. She may be a virgin but she's anything but pure that's for sure.

>>501809

>>501563
>not the colored version

Koopa gets so many comments on how friendly her chat is, feel like an official discord would just ruin that

>>502096
That's why nobody wants one

>>501997
>femcel
how

>>502107
just hope she doesn't cave and make one or someone else makes one and starts spamming it in her chat...

>>502117
Believe It or not there are women who never go outside

In a cruel twist of fate only a higher power could dream up, the good matches don't leave their houses either so ne'er the twaine shall meet.

>>502129
Why would we need it? We already got koopagen and chat.
Nevermind discord is inherently cancer

>>502129
last time a discord got involved with koopa (before /vt/) we got a multi-day complete shitstorm caused by deluded going too far, I think koopa has learnt the lesson.
The only valid discord is a chuuba-only discord

>>502117
>socially backward sheltered girl who lives probably in the middle of bumfuck nowhere hicksville USA who has incredibly shitty health barely ever goes outside
not hard to see how anon.

>>502178
I've always wondered how the swarm of NEETs and hikkis online would ever be able to interact with each other in a meaningful way.
But I guess that's part of the struggle.

>>502218
Also this. Y'all ain't got any idea how it be out here, friends

>>502008
Koo-B

>>501997
What did she say exactly? I know she's said she's ignorant of romance and stuff but I tend to assume that's just being self deprecating.

>>502129
It would end up creating cliques within the community, I don't want to see that bleed into her streams.

>>502229
>ywn find a cute autist NEET who likes all the shit you like who's also /here/ so she gets all your dumb jokes and autist interests
I might as well fucking kill myself.

>>502337
Yeah that shit hit me really really hard when I stumbled in here a few days ago.

Thread OP seriously needs a gosling trigger warning or something

>>502289
I don't remember the specifics but someone in chat said they sound like femcels and they went from there. I think in another stream she also said she's never even kissed anyone and given her living and health situation it really wouldn't surprise me.

>>502401
I will put on a fucking hazmat suit if it means being able to give this woman a cuddle.

>>502421
you and I both

>>502401
The oldest girl I knew who literally never kissed anyone was like 20, it just seems so hard to believe a woman can go that far I suppose. Given the circumstances of her health and stuff I guess it's not too far fetched.

>>502446
If she lived in a city, or didn't have shit health I wouldn't believe it. But the combination of both...

Imagine being a kissless virgin femcel who suddenly has two thousand men willing to crawl through 12 miles of broken glass just to give you a hug, she must be overwhelmed

New bread >>502504

>>502503
God I wish that were me