/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

I love her. That is all...

I LOVE GURA

I wonder what genre her new song will be. I hope it's a fanservicey song that gets artists to draw loads of sexy fanart.

The good news is that hololive seems to have fixed their shipping and it's now flat rate fee rather than having it be $150 for multiple items.
Gonna buy Gooba's bday merch and bundle it with stuff.

Gura is my real wife and my real girlfriend
I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH AHHHH

>>49832351
Fake boobs? I don't get it

>>49703288
don't forget to buy all of gura's beauty products!

>>49832713
do you have trouble with perspective and visual processing/reasoning in general?

thanks to AI music opening my eyes to the possibilities of imagination i'm now a gura and mordecai shipper you can't stop me chumkeks. >:)

If A-chan draws Gura please post it here and transcribe anything she says about her, thank you in advance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLda1HKAlDU

>>49832818
How about no

any minute now

Kinda surprised but also not really that Gura didn't show up and say hi to Ina
oh well

>>49832801
Anon she clearly has boobs on the right side.

>>49832858
Wait nvm disregard it

Wife soon?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>49832925
There was zero activity from her today, I never expected her to show up.

bro...

>>49832902
sound doko?

>>49832957
Yeah...

>>49832925
It's probably what y'all wanted anyways.

>>49832902
UOH STRIP DANCE

Not hearing her today in Ina's stream was actually a relief. Maybe she really is busy

>>49832957
June 2nd at the concert, yeah.

>>49832997
Not even a lousy retweet..

man... she must be really busy...

>>49832902
uhhhhhhhhhh

told you she was not going to call in. Also, no stream for the rest of this month unless she decides to do the new outfit reveal before her birthday stream but that is unlikely.

Oh boy, here they come

>>49832940
so that's a yes then

huhaha...

Well, there it is. Now can you all stop shitposting.

>>49833222
What's she eating

Well since nothing else is going on today I think I'll drink some beer and play vidya.

>>49833145
>>49833093
Yeah, with me.. my anus hurts..

finna goom fr

seriously though, what the fuck is she so goddamn busy with?

>>49833315
Guy don't even worry about it Ina will call Gura during her birthday no problem.

>>49833234

>>49830447
because there is nothing to tell just like every other shit post.

Cover really overworking her behind-the-scenes with other stuff she has to do over streams. We would've gotten the Mario Bros. watchalong if that wasn't the case. They need to let up and let her do what she wants. She was already having a fragile schedule and they ruined that on top of it.

>>49832902
She's a good dancer.

What are the rest of you fellas gonna do now?

>>49833093
>Maybe she really is busy
I wish you guys didn't just automatically assume she's lying about literally everything she says.
Maybe you need to take a break from this board.

this is a reminder chumkeks that all women are flippant, and when they become disgustingly rich they become flippant to the point of following their every passing whim. Very few of them are dedicated to their jobs like men are like Mr. Koro or Kaela or Koyori. This is why titans of industry will always be men.

With how busy she is I am sure what ever is cooking will be really impressive

>>49833409
It's better to ignore the larpers. They know less than her fans.

>>49833603
Gura's passing whim: I want pizza

>>49815776(me)
welp
i'm speechless
i expected better from her

>>49833603
no man is as great as gura, sorry

>>49833531
watch anime and missing Gura

>>49833758
Relax ikabud. Its not her real birthday

>>49833531
Either take a short nap or play bideo games while watching Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqlJcjo_00g&t=12480s
I want Gura to soil me

>>49833758
don't expect anything from her anymore

>>49833409
When will you people stop replying to bate? No one knows anything.

>>49833758
why?

>>49833849
I want to smell Gura's stinky cracker breath

>>49832925
You should know better by now.

>>49832902
Cover should hire her instead.

>>49832925
I'm not suprised even a little bit

A question for everyone here.
Do you view Gura as your wife/daughterwife/gf? How many times do you goom to her a day? Are you a casualbud that watches for entertainment? I'm very curious.

>>49833896
I want this more than anything. Surely Cover has found a way to let my daughtersisterwife have smell merch.

>>49833758
I told you nigga. Stop expecting things from Gura, she does not deliver and doesn't give a fuck about hololive anymore beyond it being easy money

>>49833409
Wonder why gura is singing kids' songs on stream when gaming? talking about leapfrog and all kinds of stuff along the lines of that? And you guys still wonder why we have lack of streams. For the love of god leave her alone she will still stream for us but way less.

why didn't choomba call? I thought we were friends, chumbies. I thought we had umisi...

>>49834071
Shes my wife and I want to spend every second I can with her

Anyone shitposting about Inas birthday right now is an ika, and can fuck off to global with the rest of the shitters. Gura love, Ina love, I want a double naizuri.

>>49834114
let's drop this before it gets started. Just in case its better safe than sorry no reason to bring others into this that should not be.

Welp that’s it, Gura let us down again

>>49834248
>us
I wasn't watching ina's birthday stream though

I'm gonna drop the shitposting for a minute.
I remember when Gura said last year she had plans for her next birthday, I got excited because it meant she'd stick around for at least another year.
Now her birthday is just a month away, and... yeah.

>>49834071
Gura is my wife, I goom to her at least once a day. I see her as more than just entertainment. She makes me genuinely happy and motivates me to improve. Whenever she goes live and I hear her voice, I feel at home, and everything is right in the world. I want to make her happy in any way I can. I want to take care of her and protect her. I want to spend my life with her.

>>49834144
forgive our oshi...
shes... special

>>49834298
Ok.

Stuff like not calling in to her genmates birthday is worse than not streaming. Because she could instantly squash the criticisms about not streaming simply by streaming, but she can never take back the fact that she ghosted her friend.

if this was kiara's birthday she would have shown up

>>49832902
oh I also saved that

>us

>>49834376
Who cares about what John Anon says on /vt/Facebook/Twatter?

I already goomed five times tonight, what the heck has gotten into me.

>>49834376
It shows she's really committed to having nothing to do with Hololive

>>49834387
Well yeah, Kiara wouldn't let her live it down. Gura actually talks to her.

>>49834376
But you wanted that to happen the whole time
kys

>>49833758
>>49834144
>>49834248
Gura apparently doesn't even have the time to update us for weeks on end. Why is this surprising?

Thoughts? https://files.catbox.moe/iv6yek.png

>>49834376
what friend did she ghost?

>>49834450
When I goom that much, it's because I'm horrifically depressed.

Doesn't she still have COVID?

>>49834570
No

>>49834519
Me

>>49834570
COVID and Cancer

>>49834513
Hot, but I don't like art with JPs in general. She barely knows them. Like, unironically, not in a shitposting way. Language barrier is a bitch.

>>49834619
No me.

>>49834601
Well she was scheduled to take part in the God Field tournament but I think she still had some symptoms even if she thought she may have been feeling better. Maybe we'll hear from her tonight.

Just finished the mario movie. I hope she still does the watchalong I want to see her reactions.

>>49834649
These two speak in cunny doofus ToT

>>49834376
Pretty sure ghosting the people who financially supported her for years is worse than not showing up for call ins for a Birthday stream.

>>49834665
Are you in the wrong thread? The fuck is God Field.

>>49834665
>scheduled to take part in the God Field
Source?

>>49834711
Unfortunately I am and thought I was in /hlg/. I apologize.

>>49834570
COVID, Narcolepsy, and she is sick of streaming

i goomed

bros I just scratched up my audi with my own bike
today sucks

>>49834705
Im fine though?

>>49834816
a3bud....

>>49834816
Who cares. Cars that don't have scratches and dents are ugly, like nobody has ever used them for anything.

>>49834376
Or she can call or message Ina outside the stream camera. Like when she saw Bae in person during her birthday week.

>>49834850
I've got a dent and now a scratch all within the past week

>>49834687
>I hope she still does the watchalong I want to see her reactions.
*does what she can when she can in your path (aka not even in the same zipcode of your path, you are fee to walk, she's not there)*

>>49834816
thats what you get for driving audi

>>49834816
you're not gonna get sympathy from anyone talking about your audi
you do realize this right

>>49834665
she is not going to post anything or do anything tonight its way past her stream time. she no longer cares.

>>49833758
crackships are a hell of a drug

Chumbies I took my gummy vitamins today

>>49835279
based and same desu

>>49835279
I took my gummy drugs today

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

movie (may)be

Every time someone blogposts in /ggg/, I put a Gura karaoke song in my queue. If someone hornyposts, I put a Gura AI cover in my queue instead.

>>49835279
I took fish oil, NAC, and a multivitamin.

>>49835279
AAAAHHHH I NEED TO SQUIB

it took me 3 tries but I finally goomed

>>49835730
Post more AI covers I need them.

>>49835730
do your own blogposts count?

>>49835847
Would T o T

>>49834144
Gura's not talking to us either, tako..
Also Gura and Ina got bullied out of Umisea, it's just the 3 jp members now

>>49835945
I need something to start the queue, anon.

I love Gura the most!

>>49835279
Heh, I swallow caplet vitamins because I'm a big boy now.

>>49834071
For me, Gura represents the forbidden flame, something so entrancing and so incredible and yet if I were to actually touch it it would destroy me completely. If she were real, if she were actually in my life, I would be terrified of her, because if, in this hypothetical, we were to become a couple I would literally not be able to say no or separate anything from her. She would be my entire life, my whole reason for being, and we would slowly pull away from the world descend into an incredibly unhealthy mutually codependent double suicide level of existence.

I'm glad she's just on the screen. Because at least this way, I get to experience some fraction of that, but without the risks, without having to worry about us pulling away from reality and rotting away in a house full of garbage as our cats consume our corpses for sustenance.

STREAM

>>49835884
Why was it so difficult for you to finish, bud?

a lesson of what "it can always get worse" means

Gura's itty bitty bits...

do NOT open if you're Gura
scary image inside

>>49836563
Into my mouth!

>>49836810
BAN THIS WORD RIGHT NOW

>>49836788

>>49836788

>>49836503
Damn you have a way with words

Gura's smooth puffy pure shark cunny...

>>49836503
Well put chumbie. I wish I was more eloquent…

>>49834071
My mom enjoyed watching her when she debuted and stuck with her for at least a year. I've been very open with expressing hpw I feel about Gura, even sexual things and I don't get judged.

she's graduating this year isn't she? I just hope she has a good life after holo and whatever problems she has get better.

Do you ever think about the futility of it all?
We can't see her
We can't smell her
We can't taste her
We can't touch her
We can't make her do things

>>49837232
>whatever problems she has
she's living an extremely cushy life

>>49836810
TERRIFYING

>>49837122
You have a good mom chumbie. My parents are too old to conceptualize streamers let alone anime girl streamers.

>>49834071
>>49836503
For real, I love her to death, but if I actually knew her as a friend, I would go absolutely insane. There's no way I could be friends with her on a personal level without suffering a complete and utter mental breakdown.
I have to try very hard to keep a distance from her lest it ruin my sanity.

>>49834071
She feels like a girl next door who just moved in and is shy, cute, and clingy, her liking what I like is a bonus. I love her with all my heart and all I could ever want is her to reciprocate my love. This is why these ghostings hurt so much. I want to marry her, love her, spoil her, and spend the rest of my life with her.

Remember chumbies, stay strong, she's doing it for us

>>49837234
oh no no no no no, see that's where you're wrong anon. I can most definitely make her do things. At least her voice.

>>49837234
>We can't smell her
Not anymore

>>49837369
Sorry, but I don't believe it anymore. Her silence is deafening.

>>49837369
Always am.

>>49837593

>>49837369
Doing what ?

>>49836810

You know what thoughts keep me up at night sometimes?
Bill the 50 year old plumber walks into Walmart one night and sees a short girl in his 20s and thinks that shes kinda cute and gives her a look over. He just did what thousands wish to do but never will be able to do and goes about his day.
This is what makes me lose my mind sometimes.

>>49837359
I sometimes wish I could see through whatever lenses you guys have that makes you see her as some 10/10.
To me she's just an average girl but one that's too retarded and with an infuriating personality that dating her would end with either of us dead.
Would still fuck though.

>>49837771
wft it blinked!

>>49837766
I honestly think about stuff like this quite a bit. There are so many people that get to see her and have no idea how lucky they are...

>>49837771
I have an infuriating personality too which makes me very forgiving of Gura's so-called faults.

>>49837771
almost 3 years of her has made the chemicals in my brain into accepting only her
like I cannot find other girls attractive enough to block out my feelings for gura

>>49837771
Its because she's exactly what I want in a woman. I can look over her flaws as long as she loves me.

>>49837901
I don't think the majority of you would even function in any relationship. Some of you think being in one magically fixes your problems but in reality they tend to magnify them.

>>49837278
she may actually have serious health issues for all we know; i don't know what is going on with her but something is clearly wrong that can't be explained with mere laziness or not caring.

>>49837868
There's probably a bunch of pervs at a beach that have seen her in a bikini too
It makes me think like bro what are we doing, we can't be in love with someone you cant' see or feel

>>49837771
She's a bunch of my ideal traits rolled into one person that actually exists in real life. She's not perfect, but that just makes her more real. And I feel like a lot of her more annoying traits would be easier to deal with in person.

>>49837985
You asked why I see her as 10/10, not whether I think we'd have a good relationship.

>>49838053
>may
Her having serious health issues is a certainty.

Looks like A-chan is going in order of top row left to right so don't expect Gura until after Ina one is done

>>49838230
yeah for sure ma, shes in a hostpital as we speak, barely can move

When next gura ztream

>>49838230
what is it then because im not aware of any?

>>49838372
whenever the next collab or sponsored stream is, probably. maybe she'll even remember Movie May at some point if we're lucky.

I had beanz

>>49838372
>She banned the word stream again...

>>49838440
Did she actually? Don't shitpost about this, there's a real possibility she might do it.

>>49838372
birthday, time get some cash

>>49838431
I love this shark

>>49815296
>>49816902
>>49838082
I'm gonna goom

I want to cuddle rape Gura. No I don’t know what that means either.

>>49838552
shouldn't you be preparing for your stream irys?

Man, seeing all these 6, 7, 8, 9 month old members streams in my recommended constantly is painful...

>>49837771
I actually think she's underappreciated in a literal sense

>>49837771
I can forgive her for her more infuriating traits because I share most if not all of them. I've ghosted friends and family so hard they get cut from my life entirely, and god it feels bad the entire time but reaching back out it is so unbelievably impossible so continuing on is all I can do.

I understand what drives a person to do this... and I can only hope she gets through the pain and turn it around.

You know what really sucks? Being attractive and knowing Gura might find you attractive but there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
I don't know why I bother staying fit or keeping my appearance up sometimes.

>>49837340
why do you feel that way? don't you love how fucking weird she is like I do?

Sex with a fembud.

>>49838809
Yes. I couldn't get close to her without being in a relationship. I would just get too jealous or constantly worry. Anything closer than a fan level would be too much for me.

>>49837331
She also likes Watson, Mumei, and Ina. In addition, she knows about Korone, Fubuki, and Haachama.

>>49838982
Oh I most definitely will be having sex with a fembud this summer.

>>49838808
Being an ugly autist sucks no matter what

Kiara image looks like she gave her a troll face a little bit. Only took 15 minutes so Ina next and then Gura drawing from A-chan.

>>49837771
I'm being 100% serious when I say that if you put Gura and a 10/10 supermodel side by side and told me to pick one to by me wife, I would choose Gura in an absolute instant.

We're very serious when we say we love Gura.

I love Gura as a streamer and honestly don't any desire to be more than a fan.

>>49838082
Gura mentioned taking pics of herself and saving them, probably to show us later after she marries us.

>there are people on here RIGHT NOW who are still giving her money while getting literally nothing (zero) (0) in return
do chumbkeks really

>>49837359
She felt like a childhood friend to me. Someone that I knew my whole life. Someone that I related to because it felt like we just grew up together. That feeling has been gradually slipping away with time. Now I can’t help feeling anything but disdain. I don’t even know why I’m holding out.

>>49839826
Not true. Gura could never do anything again and I would still be able to post emotes in her vod comments for as long as Cover keeps them up.

>>49838779
When I was younger I used to intentionally ghost people for months at a time for no reason. I would still think about them and look into what they were doing but I wouldn't contact them at all.
Then I came back and my relationship deteriorated. It was very silly.

>>49839775
Gross

>>49839775
weird

>>49839775
Weird chumbud

>>49839775
mental illness

HoloES mention?

I love Gura as a streamer, a girl, and as a human being but I don't desire to be more than a fan.

>>49839826
I'm rich, don't worry about it

>>49839775
That's good. Don't listen to these schizo fucks about going beyond parasocial norms. I am guras husband, and you have my respect normal bud.

>>49840698
i wrote this post btw

>>49840438
What if she looked as child-like as her model?

A-chan drawing Gura next.

A-chan drawing Gura now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLda1HKAlDU

>>49840743
I DO NOT DESIRE TO BE MORE THAN A FAN
I DO NOT DESIRE TO BE MORE THAN A FAN

>>49840888
More sweet dripping cunny for me then ;)

Hood no hood poll?

NO HAT

Welp. Look like hood chads won. A-chan sounds like she's saying with food when she says hood.

>>49840743
Not him but when I say fan I include any potential onlyfans she wants to start.

A-chan drawing Gura with a smol head compared to others.

>>49841072
These faggots don't know Gura hates her hood...

A-chan drawing Gura.

>>49841091
But only I reserve the right to inpregnate her

Personally I would make Gura go on birth control but I would probably regret not impregnating her earlier in case she leaves me.

Looking like Gura Gradually.

>>49841386
What would you name your daughter?

I still haven't done my concert doodle... I should at least buy the slot tonight, looks like there is still a week to submit the drawing after the sales close tomorrow

A-chan said the same-chan desu. Sleepy A-chan face. she fixed it.

>>49841511
Daisy

>>49841595
Very cute :)

https://litter.catbox.moe/ofubvo.mp4

A-chan experiences EN curse live on stream. She's trying to wake up.

A-chan go bed

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

I need Gura doing duets with AI gura so bad

A-chan says Gura has cat-shaped eyes and that those are cute?

>>49841925
Faster!

>>49842076
I need Gura to slide her cunny against my dick

A-chan said Gura is Kawaii and cute. Agree.

dont forget the blush a-chan

a-chan still saying Gura is so cute.

what if she just write SHART

someone post a-chan's gura

Ame next so unless she'll be talkling about the rest of myth after she's done then I don't expect more gura talk.

>>49842466
I agree.

Masterpiece

Everyone be quiet, gura is sleeping...

>>49842708
OI! WAKE UP!

>>49842647

>>49842708
SHARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>49842647

squish face

>>49842647
Cute!

Reminder that one day left before the deadline
"Hololive English 1st Concert -Connect the World-" Digital Message Board
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_1stconcert_digitalmessageboard?variant=43902143267036

>>49842708
I'll just quietly swooce right into bed with her.

>>49843319
what message should I send?

A-chan will draw guest later off screen? She's doing CouncilRyS now. A-chan does like YabaiRyS.

>>49843712
Gura cuter Gura cute!

>>49843332
SHARKDREAMS!!!!!!

Do Gura and Shion still talk?
https://twitter.com/ruutu_000/status/1659782569347678208

Looks like something yab happened. I am sending friend request to Gura on discord btw

>>49844734

>>49844870
nothingburger literally

>vague posting

>>49845062
I was just trying to be a drama queen ok?

>>49845545

>>49844734
They’re lovers

>>49845545
Do you honestly believe this place needs more of those?

Honestly Gura is pretty cringe most of the time

>>49845725
My eyes IMMEDIATELY zoomed in on sharkpit

>>49845896
ur cringe bitch

>>49844870
Is she even there?

>>49844870
It's a good thing Gura hates amogus. At least she gets spared from the waves of SEA friend invite spam.

>>49845896
Shut up you are cringe

>>49846296
>>49846385
I don't get it what happened

>>49846878
The discord group of that among us sponsorship Collab got leaked. The whole discord group.

>>49846878
Bae had a discord leak. Leak contained a link to a document. Document contained a still live invite link to a server intended to organize the November amogus collab, the one with the merch promotion. People clicked the link, flooded the dead server, scoping out the Discord IDs of the girls and managers, sending friend requests / DMs etc... nothing actually yabai in the contents of the leak, just access to their discord IDs.

Gura is not affected because she never joined the private amogus server.

>>49846878
Bae leaked almost everyone's discords, including management and homostars.

>>49847239
They will just delet the server and change there discord ID's. What did the server show anyway?

>>49847239
did not happen.

>>49846296
if she was the faggot would have spammed it here by now

>>49847367
>Kiara is trying to tardwrangle everyone into doing their jobs.
>Homostars are everywhere sex pesting.

>>49847367
>and change there discord ID's
They'll have to switch accounts to do this, unless Discord themselves are willing and able to step in and edit things for them.

Very little in the server itself, mostly just a cash value of what Cover was willing to pay for the shill stream (50k JPY) and Kiara trying to tardwrangle the girls into setting up a time slot.

>>49847635
Yep it never happened.

>>49847693
then start posting I did not get to join.

>>49847956
It's all over on /hlgg/ and will probably get reposted ad nauseum for the next week and is off topic because Gura wasn't involved.

I goomed again.

>>49848033
so gura did not post on the server eventhough she was part of the collab.

>>49848109
She didn't even join the server, which is why her ID wasn't leaked. Her likeness was used in the amogus merch, but if you think back she didn't actually join the collab at all because fuck amogus.

>>49847693
Anon, a paid discord account, which they probably all have, has always allowed you to change the # discriminator on your account name. However that's not even relevant because Discord as of the last week is switching to a traditional username system anyway. Probably all of their accounts will just be @TheirName and they'll have friend requests turned off, so it super ultra doesn't matter.

amogus

When will Gura and Joey Diaz collab?

>>49810442
You know the idea I had that I was gonna be cheeky little cunt and grudgepost you when I got home, since I don't get to do that very often. Didn't consider that she wouldn't show up regardless. Jork is on me I guess.

>>49847193
>People clicked the link, flooded the dead server, scoping out the Discord IDs of the girls and managers, sending friend requests / DMs etc... nothing actually yabai
Free time is utterly worthless to these people, isn't it?

Based Gura ignoring Hololive scum, this is why she's my oshi.

>the yab is literally painting hololive in a good light
kinda funny

>>49848791
Ehhh, I'm rubbernecking and while there's obviously nothing bad but it's also confirming some stuff I think most of us already knew. These girls might as well need an entire team of wranglers to get them out of bed, some days.

Neat, it's actually nothing, very kewl.

>>49849077
Thats the downside of Cover only hiring autistic girls

>>49848600
She's very good at ignoring stuff yeah

>>49849230
I'm positive every girl in that channel was instantly DM'd a bunch of cocks, but that's about it, yeah.

>>49849299
H-hot

>>49849299
That'd be pretty uncreative. There isn't anyone who hasn't seen an image of a cock before.

Hmmm. Eh, fuck it, I have nothing better to do.

>>49849557
it got nuked

>>49849575
Fug. That motherfucker who asked Mumei to have sex with him was probably the biggest alarm to the managers lmao.
Oh well, back to Elden Ring

>>49848232
Uhhhh, isn't this like from confidential files?

>>49849777
It was one of the assets from the server, yeah. But it's not like it was password locked or privated, it was just sitting there on the clearnet waiting for someone to find it.

A-chan has decided to go to LA for the concert. A-chan and Gura meeting?

>>49849895
They already met in Japan

Moona, Risu and Reine, Marine, Sora and Suisei guest for concert confirming again from A-chan.

>>49849777
yeah im an elite hacker

>>49850171
I am gonna shit myself if I saw Gura and Suisei on the same stage

>>49850171
>get to see suisei liove without ever having to go to japan
feels good

>>49851149
sauce?

what am i doing with my life

gawr gura is out living

and i'm here

>>49851668
Here take this. Go make a name for yourself.

>>49852118
Oyasame

>>49852118
Sharkdreams

>>49852118
sleep tight buddy

>>49852188
Can I have one too..?

>>49850171
>No Prime Chumchad
Meh

>>49852692
Yeah sure have a bullet

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>49852887
YAY!

>>49853154
Rape

Why do I love Gura so much? As much as her inconsistency and flakiness annoys me, I can’t let her go. She’s too special.

>>49853317
kek

>>49853154
Bend over onahole

>>49853365
Not as much as I do tho.

>>49848232
cute

Now that all the Chumbuds are asleep I can take Gura’s hand in marriage without objection.

>>49854448
nope

>>49854448
Not happening, buddy.

It's kind of hilarious that Gura's unwillingness to be involved in things saved her from a minor yab.

>>49854448
I don't go to bed until the sun comes up.

>>49854655
and it's also kind of sad.

>>49854655
My Wife can see the future! Everything is going according to plan!

This was planned because of something that gura come out so they needed something big to cover it up.

>>49854448
Nice try fag

I've gotten to the point where I literally don't even expect streams anymore. Im actually nervous thinking about her doing a stream tomorrow, I don't even know why.

>>49854886
What was planned?
???
Is Gura finally going to take her rightful place as the new "Commander Rockwell" and remove the rot from the US government?

>>49854655
Looking at screenshots it seems like it kicked off around the last third of November, which was...well, you know. One way or another she wasn't available at the time.

>>49855090
The pajeet is trying to push the rrat that Gura has a kid once again because there isn't an original thought in his head and he's trying to claim that Bae's Discord leak was a plot to cover up that he "discovered" that.

>>49855219
Kinda crazy how she's been simultaneously pregnant, giving birth, and globetrotting for like twelve months straight. I dunno if it's ganges river water or something doing it to him but the guy has an imagination.

>>49855498
Can't forget all the dancing she was doing

>>49855498
She's pregnant with ME! I gave her these super powers!

>>49855653
Actually she just gave birth to me.

Movie May: A new hope.

>>49855653
>>49855732
all me btw

>>49855016
I'm not sure how to phrase this in a way that isn't terrible, but yeah. NV and ??? game weren't maybes, Movie May wasn't a maybe and even pushed forward twice and we're still in the breeze. My expectations are so low that she could actually put up a frame and I'm still not sure I'd expect her to show up.

>>49855904
It would be nice if she at least gave us some members posts.

>>49849895
No, that shit is already recorded. A-chan gonna get mugged in LA. Why are the Japs obsessed with LA and New York? I'll never step foot in those cities. Too many nigs committing crimes and homeless people everywhere shitting on the sidewalk

tell this guy to do more ai gura
https://youtube.com/watch?v=77Sm1r4WnMU

I picked my nose and it started bleeding.

>>49855904
i hold out on complaining too much in case she actually has a serious health issue or something. if she did, i wouldn't be able to forgive myself. but i feel like we would have already known by now.

>>49856200
I'll always complain about not telling us she can't make it, but I don't have it in me tonight. Just letting my fingers type stuff until the thread dies and I go to bed.

>>49855498
>>49855219
You knows there's at least four gura right? One of them must be getting pregnant while the other three are just covering for her. Explain this chumkeks.

>>49856311

>>49856103
Literally a child...

>>49856311
All me btw

>>49854754
Yeah, it is. It seems like whenever there's a big Hololive project Gura is almost never involved unless it's something really big or otherwise mandatory.

>>49856103
go to bed gura

do you guys actually believe she's being overworked?

>>49856685

>>49856694
Yes. She works way fucking slower than the rest of EN and they've all been busy. She might not be working all day long but she's definitely being worked to her max capacity

>>49856694
My rrat is that she has long covid and just doesn't have the energy to do much anymore.

>>49856694
Yes but no. Insert same argument we've had every day and will have every day until better times come. Too late in the evening for this.

>>49856694
I'm not really sure what to think anymore, other than that something is clearly not right with her. A combination of projects, health issues and family or other real life stuff seems the most likely. Maybe some good old fashioned depression too, but impossible to really know for sure. I think she said in that one members post is the most we're ever going to got as far as an explanation.

>>49856694
I don't actually care what she's doing. I just know that I'm tired of waiting for cunny permissions.

I wonder what she's gonna promise this time to convince the members to pay her another month. She's not making it easy for herself. Would it have been that hard to watch 4 stupid movies in a whole month?

>>49856860
>I think she said in that one members post is the most we're ever going to got as far as an explanation.
Just to get my sadpost out of the way, yeah, kinda sucks. She was never the most open but nowadays she feels so far away that she may was well be talking about 'land things' and salman again. Gotta hope, I guess.

>>49856761
>she has long covid
newfag