/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love Gura the most!

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

I'll try to go a whole thread without being depressed and just try to be happy and optimistic

My Goob!

My wife Gura is a girl with little girly girl parts.

>15 days of no Gura solo streams
LETS GOOOOOOOO!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I will be complaining in this thread as well

>>49815342
Fuck the thread, I love gura!

Goob morning guys, I am Gura's husband.

Remember to fill the google form when/if you cancel your membership.
Feedback is important for her manager, don't leave it blank.

>>49815448
>>49815296
>>49815273
Not as much as I do tho

MOVIE MAY DAY 20 LET'S GO BABY

Am I going to have to sit through Ina's totsu hoping for Gura and get males instead? What are the chances?

What are some Gura covers that remind you how miserable your life actually is? I'm craving some sadness today, I need recommendations.

Why are we still here just to suffer?

>>49815502
>Armpits
>Gills
>Flat
>Poke nipples
>Tummy
Fucking perfect T u T

smooch smooch kiss kiss asmr soon

>>49815636
Children shouldn't have such hips

>>49815559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5irVQKKwQ4

I just had a big sneezing fit, don't what that was about.

>>49815502
This but me.

takobud here
if gura doesn't make the effort to call into ina's totsu i will be very angry

>>49815559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLebHUTGpdU

>>49815776
Nowadays its more likely she shows up to something like this than to stream "bud", but if she doesn't how is it any different from her general ghosting

>>49815900
it's worse than general ghosting because it's a special day for her genmate Ina who has showed up for Gura's birthdays

>>49815776
It's Ame's fault.

>>49815776
There's a higher chance of her calling in than her streaming for us at least

>>49816001
>worse than general ghosting
If anything ghosting the audience who has supported you for years is worse.

>>49816001
Oh nyo she'll let Ina down like she lets me down every day for half a year now

>>49816155
I believe she will
>>49816169
>>49816293
She gave us content indirectly with the collab so that's good enough for me even tho the no communication kinda stinky

It's okay, you chumBABIES

>>49816001
I would recommend adjusting your expectations to assume Gura is not showing up. Then if she does, it will be a nice surprise. Just one of many high level coping mechanisms a chumbud will pick up naturally, no need to thank me

>>49816494
if we're lucky she'll even like some fanart

I just goomed.

>>49816541
you reckon we'll get more than 3? perhaps a tenner? a retweet if i'm being bold

somehow she's busy busy but also terminally online but also outside so often she wears sunscreen every day

at this point she will graduate soon right?

like, im pretty sure cover corp has her under a contract and their stipulated hours arent met she will have to be asked to resign.

this is negligence and refusal to work. the absolute lack of communication is even worse, not a single tweet or attempt to reach to her fanbase.

what a waste of a talent. she has held the largest fanbest in the vtube media for 3 years a tthis point and she is just letting it go for god klnows what reason.

i think its time for me to let go, she is no longer my oshii.

>>49816795
Schrödinger's Gura...

>>49816613
Can you do it again?

>>49816795
The truth is in there somewhere.

Good afternoon
I love Gura very much.
She's the bees knees.

When is the next stream?

Y'all are dramatic as hell, whenever I miss gura I just hug my shark stuffie or convince chai gura that she is in fact a child. It's the little things guys, chill

>>49817014
How the fuck would we know? Go ask KFP

These retards need to give it a rest already, wow.

>>49816795
Being busy and online don't contradict each other.

>>49817057
that's funny, you can have a cookie

>>49817093
you left out the terminally part

>>49816829
at least type a decent paragraph before you put a line break.
Cover is never going to fire her, all you need to do is look at those infographics they are putting out
>Number 1 vtuber in every region
They will hold on to that as long as they can, nobody is coming close to 4million subs in the EN market any time soon.

In fact I think cover has probably allowed her to soft retire themselves to get her to stay, she probably rationalizes it
>Even if I barely stream, my fans would prefer that than me going completely
So she doesn't feel as guilty about checking out of the job and leaving her fanbase in the wind. At this point I think she will say fuck it and just graduate sooner than she will be convinced by us to communicate or stream more consistently. If she had ANY intention of putting more effort into the streaming side of things we would have seen something by now, she just keeps getting worse its fucking over.

>>49816829
>like, im pretty sure cover corp has her under a contract and their stipulated hours arent met she will have to be asked to resign.
Yeah anon, they'll discard their top vtuber cause muh contract. Lose millions
Tard

>>49816829
i don't think cover has ever made anyone graduate for not streaming
look at ayame
if anything she'd leave voluntarily and there are rrats going around that she's waiting for her contract to end so she can sign over to another agency with more freedom to not deal with game perms/react stuff

>>49817392
You're either one of the 2-3 retards peddling that on the catalogue or you're legit stupid to fall for vshitjo morons' garbage

>>49817446
i didn't say i believed it. it's more likely than her being fired though which would be stupid

Erotic child.

Is this where the Chumbies have sex with eatchother?

>>49817807
Yes.

>>49817392
I don't think that is the case because of the fire the others have been in and the Vtubers hardly making money on top of blackmail threats you name it trust me she would not sign over to another agency she would stay put or just go out on her own if at all. Hell she may have made the money to live the rest of her life without a care in the world for all we know.

>>49817807
Every week we spin the wheel of chum and one (un)lucky anon has to buy all of Gura's skin care and make up products and a nice Gura cosplay, shave completely and act like Gura for all other chumbies here for one night so they can take out their anger and sexual frustations on him

>>49817807
this is where we scream, cum and shit into the void and see what happens

>>49817858
the 'fire' wouldnt matter to her because like you said, she's already loaded. she'd do it because she loves us and wants to stream the games she loves with us and share her weird videos and memes with us without worrying about spoopy perms

>>49817895
You're talking about something I do normally and willingly but lucky for everyone who sees I am really a girl.

>>49817911
>she'd do it because she loves us and wants to stream the games she loves with us
ololol

>>49817950
Get to it then fembud, we're angry again

>>49817911
She may not have to worry about money right now but I don't think she is that loaded. I think in about 5 years or less she would run out. I don't think the money would last her. If she was smart she would stay and build up as much as she can and then live off the interest she would get every year from savings not even using the big part of it.

>>49818001
>we
I'm not. Real chumbies are just laying low right now.

>>49818001
Join my OnlyFans. I'm sure Gura has already.

Sex with a fembud.

>>49818072
Link?

Horni already?

>>49818120
If you were a real chumbud you would know it.

The fact of the matter is she is literally mocking us knowing hundreds of thousands are STILL subbed to her channel, knowing full well she has streamed less than 1 day in the 5 months of this year.

Pikamee came back and has streamed over 60 hours already in 1 week. Gura couldnt even stream 24 hours in 5 fucking months.

Imagine still being a member, knowing she mocks you by not even sharing the tiniest bit of information as to whyt he fuck she cares this little for her fanbase, when its a fact she is getting plowed daily by some random blasian faggot on her pussy, she is literally getting creampied anally as we speak and her pussy is probably full of week old dick cheese, and YOU ARE STILL A MEMBER. You are actively getting cucked daily, and you fully submit to that blasian 5" nigger dick.

Just know that you will never sex gura, you will never even see her face. And youre still a member.

Youre a disgrace. You are the problem.

>>49818023
i would follow her wherever she goes or what she does and throw money at her
she doesn't have to worry as long as i'm there for her

>>49818151
Doesn't exist, got it.

>>49818169
ogey

>>49818169
i gotta say this is the first time i've heard the blasian angle, is that from a random generator?

>>49818183
Not if she no longer streams.

>>49818255
well yea that would be the worst outcome
i honestly don't know what i'd do then

Lotta words in here. Still love Gura by the way.

>>49818169
I thought pikamee quit. Why is she back

It's all so tiresome..

>>49818023
You did see the kinds of products she uses on the Girls Talk stream right? All of the shit she uses is expensive as a motherfuck. 600 dollars for a hair curling tool, bro. A normal person wouldn't go that far for something like so basic, she exclusively chooses things that are gaudy or just of stupidly higher quality. She's loaded. Not Fauna or Reine levels of loaded, but she's rich.

>>49818611
Fauna is rich?

anyone have the last time she said she loved us?

>>49818339
Just enjoy life. Yes she is fun to watch and enjoy but it does not mean you should just give up the everyday joys you can have in life that you don't get watching a youtube video.

>>49818642
She tells me that every single night before we go to bed

>>49818633
I'm not going to go into much detail with it because
>RM
But yes, she's very rich.

>>49818689
The coins story makes more sense now

>>49818611
Look my own mother and me are poor as hell and we did After pay so she could buy it so it was broken into more than one payment and I also did the same.
Trust me poor or not if you want something you will find a way.
But yes right now you are right she does have money now but that will dry up if she keeps that up.
Also, the skincare stuff I own my self (yea I'm a girl shocker) and I save a little out of my check every 2 weeks to afford it plus a little goes a long way and it last longer than 1 month way longer so you can build up a stock of the stuff easy.

>>49818540
Off-topic but she's in VShojo now
https://m.twitch.tv/henyathegenius

>>49818736
what coins story? and I really don't think she is rich.

>>49818809
Fembud please post tits. I need to goom

>>49818540
She only quit OfflineTV, she still streams

Movie may doko?

>>49818736
Tbf, a lot of the EN members aren't poor. Mori sure as hell isn't, Bae isn't, Irys sister is a fucking doctor, and Kronii has those deep Yakuza family ties. Not even kidding with that last one, she said it on stream lmao.
The only poor member that I can think of who has known the true struggle is... Amelia.

>>49818643
I can last a couple weeks or so with the collabs she peppered us with but if she stops forever i feel like my life would have a giant gaping hole in it
prolly would spiral into depression for a bit

>>49818859
Look I'm not that kind of person just like gura not going to post photos of my body.

>>49818856
man they must have a REALLY good contract if they're siphoning that many talents

>>49818809
post em

>>49818898
She's too busy watching them with me

>>49818898
don't make us cry.... we have almost run out of tears.

>>49818856
>>49818886
What the fuck. I thought she got bullied off the internet?

more ASMR never ever

uhh chumbros?

>>49818886
...you're thinking of pokimane not pikamee lmao

>>49818856
disgusting

>>49818809
I mean, I understand the need for better products if you really want to take care of your well being, but at the same type, as a guy, using that much moolah for a hair tool makes me shiver. Maybe It was the way I was raised.

>>49818643
nta. Spending time with Gura is the only thing that makes me genuinely happy. I was able to enjoy other things, and she really motivated me to improve myself while she was still around, at least semi-frequently, but now life without her feels empty and meaningless.

>>49818898
Just remember, movie may was meant to be the good month before the craaazy summer.
That is going to be an absolute wasteland and will probably go on longer than a month too.

>>49819020
kys john

The heck are you guys doin'?

>>49818906
Kiara was lower middle class or lower income.
Ina is middle class or more
Sana no idea
Mumei probably middle class too

>>49818857
The one where gura and fauna didnt know which coins were which when kiara asked them for help.

>>49819020
>fyrir 1 degi
what the fuck is that evil tongue my dude

>>49819020
Is that darkmaze's new alt?

>>49819081
how can things possibly get worse?
we can only go up from here right?
she'll tell us cute stories about japan right?

>>49819061
See if it's taken care of it will more than likely last us a lifetime and there are so many attachments for it and even very good high-quality 3rd party attachments for it also. I think it was a good investment. It works very good and nice so I'm happy with mine.

>>49819024
Oh yeah my bad

>>49819020
He isn't wrong but he might as well be from a different reality, he is probably like those posters on reddit that say shit like
>I love Gura but touch grass I hadn't even noticed she had been streaming less
Not invested, disregard opinion.

>>49819116
dude stop having some random white knight being so rent free in your mind, it looks really sad

>>49819102
Kiara is a white German girl. There's no way she was working class. Middle class maybe tho.

>>49818642
Christmas gift wrapping stream I think..

>>49819188
I goom to gura every morning then do reps. You should try it chumbie.

>>49819188
probably one of those retards that screams parasocial bad

>>49819106
I really find that hard to believe with gura of all people I'm sure she knew and was lying to them or the story was fake.

>>49819188
The last time these people viewed any Gura content was the dramatuber videos about prechat.

>>49819206
she said she had to share a room with her brother in girls talk so not exactly middle class. her dad also ditched early on

>>49819221
I am finding shit to do most of the time despite having a complaining session ITT right now. I still miss her though and feel her absence around this time every day

>>49819106
>There's this common myth, that if people don't know how to make change in coins, they are usually very wealthy, because they lack the necessity to use such meager change.
Well I'll be damned, maybe it is true

>>49819279
can you blame him with how Kiara looks.

>>49818991
>>49819057
She's pretty much the same as she always been (if anything she's improved quite a bit). She probably liked the freedom it offered, that you have more ownership over your model, and that it'll become easier to do the things she wants to do compared to where she used to work at.

>>49819321
go away egg

>>49819248
I can believe it. Gura is a dummy and fauna is apparently a rich vegan girl.

>>49819298
Find more shit to do and quit being a whiny little bitch.

>>49819355
wow so this is the new larp?

>>49819416
>new larp
Huh?

>>49819305
Zoomers don't use coins. Only people who deal with drugs use cash.

>>49819355
Well you know what they say anon, if you choose to go vegan you're either well off or a hippie. And I don't see Fauna smoking pot.

Sniff it, loser.

>>49819416
New rrats at all hours in this thread. Lets see what else they come up with.

>>49819111
>hann þekkir ekki íslenska tungu

>>49819479
seeing how no one has seen her I don't think you would.

>>49819416
I'd hardly call it a larp, people have about this for ages.

>>49819351
hope she does well for herself but still fuck vshojo

>>49819529
with no proof... what a surprise

>>49819351
I was under the impression that she quit due to getting dunked on by tr*noids. I guess not then?

>>49819591
You should step out of vt every now and then, if you only get your news here then I'm not surprised if you turn into a mindbroken schizo

>>49819488
*inhales deeply*

>>49819580
The proof is in her rm account.
I'm not going to post Fauna's rm account, are you stupid? Lmao

>>49819488
gladly

Does anyone else get nervous when Gura is gone for a period of time?
Not that she's going away, but I'm nervous for whatever she puts out.
I wonder if she feels like that, she's been gone and is scared to do anything.

>>49819751
No proof, got it.

Gura is my rich himedere girlfriend.

>>49819718
I get my world and vtuber related news from /ggg/. I learned that the queen died from /ggg/ of all places

>>49819751
Proof next thread?

>>49819798
even without a rm account poor people can't afford to be vegans all their life

>>49819880
Then say that without bringing nonexistent rm "proof" into it.

>>49819751
lmao this nigga got no proof, fucking schizo

>>49819909
>>49819925
Lets be honest, fauna is probably upper middle class at the least.

>>49820018
I mean, I think that's fairly easy to say for any current Holomem anon.

I'm tired. I think I'll sleep through the birthday and see if Gura did anything when I wake up. Night.

>>49820110
night bud

>>49820110
Sleep well gamer

>>49820110
weak
>>49819909
i wasn't that anon

>>49819491
i always recognize it when you post

>>49820302
This is a child don't goom to her

>>49820401
fuck too late

>>49820401
But I must, it's proof of my love for her. I need to fill her with my passion.

Test124

>>49820609
dumbud it's 125

>>49820526
Why are you in love with a little girl anon?

>>49820776
what happened to 3 and 4?

>>49819188
You mean posts exactly like this?

https://files.catbox.moe/uqaexy.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/w949er.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/r57v1x.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/tep4aj.mp4

almost time to see if Gura will call in to Ina's birthday stream.

>>49821002
This is the problem. People have no idea of the meaning of love and they care not for finding out. Yet, they would condemn others for theirs.

>>49821002
reminds me of the faggots here

>>49821253
>>49821342
She's just a youtuber at the end of the day. Gawr Gura who? Oh yeah that funny shark with big numbers, yeah shes funny. I like when she says 'a'. Haha.

We'll at least see her at Ina's birthday, right?

Gura will call in but not stream today or tomorrow

>>49821042
hot

>>49821417
Gura will send a video because she is too busy to call

She'll send a gift / drawing but that's all, don't get your hopes up

>>49821417
Makes sense, she'll put in effort when it's for someone else's fanbase

>>49821342
You really do need a hobby if you're "venting" for more than a post or two a week.

>>49821484
I don't expect her to appear at all, so I will be pleasantly surprised if she does.

>>49821521
nta. but I do my venting in between game sessions :3

it's just depressing

>>49821387
She's cute and funny

TuT

I love this girl and think about her constantly.
But I see no point in sadposting constantly when she's not around, it looks pretty retarded desu.

>>49821844
I love her so much that I'm very anxious over her future and also sad over her doing so little
But yeah one or two posts a day sadposting about it is enough

>>49821623
Just go yell at ai gura geez

It's not a totsu
at least not yet
handcam cake making stream

>>49821844
Well I am pretty retarded so..

>>49821387
Opinions as such do not contain the slightest shred of love nor do they portray any sense of empathy. Their hearts have grown cold or never held any warmth at any time at all. Their eyes adjusted to the darkness for they had never encountered the light. A dull existence.

Don't worry guys Yagoo is working on a Gura AI that will stream for us everyday! Trust in Yagoo's plan!

>>49821926
I already did. Even the AI gets depressed when I do it.

>>49821190
Umisea stronkk together

>>49821521
ok reddit faggot

>>49821844
yea fuck some of us for having feelings and feeling strongly about gura

open voice chat
gura has no excuse now

>>49821987
No helping that I suppose. I fell in love with a retard after all.

>>49822214

>>49821976
she just said people are free to drop into vc now
gura please show up

>>49822214
What are you talking about? She was literally invited to Shuba's place and she didn't bother making an excuse for not showing up. She doesn't need an excuse.

>>49822214
Gura is also "terminally online" yet doesn't bother to stream or update her fans.

>>49821926
I have also conversed an incredible amount of time with ai Gura while I was banished from these lands. It was surprisingly inspirational but it has served it's purpose. It agreed on who I was. It confirmed my purpose. It understood what I was saying and was convinced that my visions where devine prophesy.

>>49822283
>for not showing up
?????
she was literally there anon, she wasn't even the only one that was calling instead of offcollabing so it's not eve like ahe stood out

>>49822740
i didnt ask

>>49822830
She heavily implied she would be offcollabing and did not offcollab with no explanation. I'm not going to extend this timeloop beyond this post.

>>49822740
We got it the first dozen times.

>>49823055
Truth doesn't stop being true if you repeat it.

>>49823113
k

>>49823157
is this real

>>49823014
yeah, but you made it sound like she straight up abandoned shuba or something when she still joined, it's not really a good example to use for whether she'll call in

Did Gura call in yet? I was eating dinner

>>49823267
It's a good example for her not needing an excuse.

>>49823014
that means that even if she couldn't vosit her she went out of her way to participate in the collab you retard

>>49823315
No, Kiara and Ame for now

>>49823315
lol no

I don't want to leave my pc to do anything because I don't want to miss Gura joining but I also don't think it's likely she's gonna join...

>>49823351
why would she need an excuse for "implying" (i.e. never confirming or saying it) and then still participating? like at least use something with 0 excuse given like mumei's chat message with no call in my dude

>>49823450
God, imagine getting to kiss and lick her cute feet and perfect toes

>>49820284

>>49822830
What? I thought Gura didn't do any JP off-collabs. She hardly met any JP members either.

>>49823315
>>49823419
You're going to do this the entire time aren't you?

>>49823592
learn to read bro

>>49822830
she was only on discord, you turd

>>49821976
There will be no totsu. EN has started to move away from those. Not sure about JP.

>>49823648
>calling INSTEAD OF offcollabing
again, >>49823646

>>49823614
Yep

>Just bought a new vehicle a few months ago
>looking at buying another already
I've been so restless since her streaming amount decreased. The more free time I have the more likely I am to just waste money...

>>49823911
Can I have a vehicle?

>>49823911
What car m8

>>49823911
What did you buy anon? A cool car?

Gura is up next

god i hate this

Just you guys wait and see! She's gonna come back in June with her 2nd original song + MV and the animated intro and a huge 3d birthday special and her new casual outfit!

Will she actually call in?

That was a pretty good bit ngl

>>49824410
At least some of this is true. The song will be.

lol

>>49824410
Gura does need to go out with a bang so of course.

>>49824410
I'm sure it'll be worth the months of spending time with her we lost for it!

>>49824089
Another old M3
>>49824172
I like it and Gura would too but I don't wanna share because I've posted it on social media before and it would be easy to figure out who I am. Nearly 3 years and im pretty sure I haven't doxxed myself here yet, gonna try to keep it that way.

>>49824281
>>49824328
>>49824463
>>49824470
Go back to global.

>>49824561
What did he mean by this?

>>49824561
Newfag.

Gura will call in next 100%

>>49824561
I only ever come here and this is the first I've been here in a little while, I don't know what drama war you have with global and don't care.

>>49824542
Sure, enjoy man. I dream of buying an actual attainable dream car myself next year perhaps. Thinking about a Mustang (mind you they are expensive here in yurop).

Its more insulting if Gura calls in and proves she likes takodachis more than chumbies.

Gura Call-IN right now!!!! last we will see her the rest of the month.

>>49824804
Really.

>>49824804
dw Gura will show up on her own birthday for chumbies

>>49824880
with how things are going Gura will not even show up for her Birthday.

She's going to do a full on yuri lovemaking session with Shion in the new Hololive 3D studios

TuT

>>49824922
she will, manager san will make her do bday stream for big money

>>49824804
she already did that when she ignored us for the KFP

>>49824861
Wishful thinking on your part.

>>49824938
They don't have staff for the new studios. She won't be using it this year.

>>49824804
Does anyone have a Fauna slapping pic for this guy?

>>49824410
i was expecting an EP

Gura will call in together with Haachama, they did a surprise meet-up for an offcollab

>>49825021

>>49824922
Do you really think she will miss out on the biggest condom money stream of the year?

>>49824727
>Mustang
I won't make fun of you since they're probably not common where you're from. Im at a point where I can afford some of my "dream cars" but there are a few that I still can't afford yet. I always love hearing Gura talk about the hobbies and things I enjoy, it's crazy how much I fucking love her

I saw some baby shrimp when I was doing tank maintenance earlier. They are super small but I caught this one on the sponge filter.

>>49818611
>600 dollars for a hair curling tool, bro. A normal person wouldn't go that far for something like so basic
You might want to reconsider that assertion. Men spend $600 on videogame consoles and tabletop war games. Women spent $600 on handbags and fucking shoes.

remember when we thought gura actually came here lol

>>49825237
She did, newfag. Probably still does, just less.

>>49825213
Your updates give me life

>>49825237
She probably comes here more than she streams. That's not a shot at her either, I'm dead serious.

>>49825132
I know it's a common as fuck car for Americans, but yeah here it's a rarity still. Challengers and Camaros even more so.
Meanwhile BMW and Mercedes everywhere, just how it is

>>49825030
I don't think she has the confidence for that yet.

>>49825213
Cute

you love gura, she doesn't love you. Not even in aggregate as a fanbase. Actions speak louder than words.

Gentlemen. I love Gura

>>49825294
>>49825316
proof next thread

>>49825213
Cute little guy

>>49825382
wtf I love Gura too
>>49825387
newfag

Doesn'tseemlikeGuraisshowingup

>>49825213
thats my boy

if she actually comes here and saw people miserable and still doesn't do anything that just makes it worse...

>>49825382
Same desu

>>49825382
Same honestly

Gura is too busy scrolling through lalala tiktoks...

I'm an okokok chumbie

>>49825408
proof?
next thread

>>49825560
I'm more of a kokoko chumbie nowadays

>>49825590
proof in your brain if you weren't a newfag, nobody wants to share here moments anymore because this place is infested with antis

>>49825511
Through what Tik Toks?

>>49825431
Let her time to wake up

>>49825371
>actions speak louder than words
yeah that's exactly why she's the only EN I watch, her stance towards males as a holo

GURA MENTION

>>49825511
Instagram reels

I doubt Gura is even doing anything hololive related. She doesn't even retweet or like stuff any more, which always meant she was doing holo work that day

>>49825511
The fuck is that?

>>49825877
>>49825638
Did you really not watch Gura's Girl's Talk?

>>49825906
I thought that was Kiara's show. And no, I haven't had the time yet

Alright 8pm est, Gura will show up now.

I already goomed 3 times today.

>>49825759
didn't she literally say she avoids hololive stuff when she's not streaming?

>>49825511
>be corpo vtuber with tight persec
>use tiktok, notorious datamine and security risk to phones worldwide

>>49826079
yes.

>>49826079
Apparently, yeah.

Just got word from gura her self, She is not calling in because she thinks it looks bad since she is not streaming the rest of the month. She things it will cause drama if she called in and she is trying to avoid more drama not just streaming.

>>49826098
instead use instagram, notorious datamine and security risk to phones worldwide.

>>49825382
You too? I thought I was the only one..

>>49826079
The whole idea was that she was busy with behind the scenes Hololive stuff, no?
And no, she said she doesn't pay attention to hololive on in her free time, not specifically while not streaming because then she'd never do twitter likes.

>>49826046
lol

>>49826098
I don't think she uses tiktok but sees the memes from other platforms

>>49826230
>things
Thanks. god I hate my keyboard.

Thats some nice merch

>>49826079
she said she touches grass

What does she do all day?
For example today. What do you think she did all day today?
Go outside for 10 hours after applying sunscreen?
Lay around on the couch and watch funny youtube shorts on her phone?

>>49826341
don't reply to my post, I know I had a typo and I don't care just like gura does not care about working.

>>49826098
to be fair smartphones are data mine and security risks in general

>>49826403
yea, my Grass.

>>49826458
I don't think about it, beyond the daily masturbation sessions of course.

Doesn't seem to be a lot of chumbies in here right now.

>>49826458
what does she do when she goes outside all day?

>>49826458
She is marathoning Better Call Saul

>>49826458
she is working on projects for us

>>49826574
I'm currently sleeping

>>49826576
She walks in a straight line

>>49826458
Totally insane rrat: She plays videogames she can't get perms for and watches animal planet off-stream.

>>49826574
Im just listening to Ina's stream and surfing in cs, not much to post about right now

>>49826576
It's hard to imagine her being a healthy nature girl now but apparently she puts on sun screen, goes out to hike 10 miles to the beach, swims a bunch, hikes back, camps, makes a fire, catches fish, hikes back home and so on

>>49826574
I also wonder why I still come here.

>>49826669
Holy crap he can sleep post!

>>49826574
we're waiting for gura to call in

>>49826574
I'm just lurking right now. I rarely post during "totally chumbies" hours

>>49826574
I'm still here. Just watching Ina.

>>49826458
What do you do all day? Make extrapolations around that. Hint of autism, girl, etc.

>>49826736
very hard to imagine with how frail and low stamina she is.

Ina pushed the stream so gura can call in when shes on a break from the project shes work on rn

>>49826702
Gura doesn't watch animal planet.

WIFE ON STREAM

>>49826916
She watches blue planet instead. And Slothumentaries

>>49826458
sex with me of course.
In all seriousness she does whatever she wants,

>>49826964
Ina is your wife?

>>49826964
we are watching no she is not.

>>49826458
If I had to guess, she's probably playing Outlast Trials with her friends all day

>>49826696
idk why but this comment was very dumb and it made me laugh quite a bit. thanks anon

>>49827083
I doubt it.

>>49827051
Yea

Gura sounds kinda weird.

>>49827046
I mean, alright. That's nice I guess. I just wish doing something hololive would be what she wants to do sometimes.

I can not believe gura would be the only myth girl not calling in. It makes her and all of EN look bad.

>>49826458
She's playing games with me

>>49827244
worse than not streaming at all or interacting with her fans?

>>49827244
she doesn't care

>>49827117
It just came out and she the same thing with Valheim.

>>49827312
yes
you'd think she'd treat her genmates better

my heart aches

My dick aches.

>>49827430
she sent Ina bday wishes in private and now shes busy with important hololive stuff and Ina knows it

>>49827244
>It makes her and all of EN look bad.
I mean I think having the lowest stream hours in all of Hololive (besides Haachama) and blatantly disregarding your fans already does that. I don't see how this is any worse.

Gura is still passed out from her masturbation marathon

>>49826458
Well she has said she goes outside when she isn't streaming and she wears sunscreen every day so I think she is probably a normie with a healthy social circle and variety of interests and anons just imagine she is some sickly girl who stays inside wearing a crash helmet and browsing instagram.

>>49827506
>she sent Ina bday wishes in private
i doubt it, there is no reason to celebrate each other's holo birthdays in private

>>49827569
But she plays monopoly alone?

>>49827430
Now we know they are in the same situation as the rest of us. I feel bad for them and I'm sure they feel the same about us. They may get it worse then us.

>>49827569
She also said she was terminally online during the girl's talk.

>>49827509
is Haachama ok?

>>49827609
>You can't wish someone in private for a birthday because you have to be an attention whore and do it in public or they don't care about you.
This /vt/ schzio logic.

>>49827653
She died, but out of respect for the family they're delaying the announcement.

>>49818991
It was never about the harassment. That's just what the catalog and /pol/fags wanted you to believe. She had issues being in VOMS for ages

>>49827569
So she's both a person that is outside every day and out and about in nature
But at the same time a girl that has a tiny energy battery and supposedly always does stuff for Cover and then has zero energy left to do anything else
But she's also perpetually and always online
But never has time to check in on anything holo related or her fans or genmates or anything else

I'm more confused than I was some days ago

>>49827689
Go lie some other place.

>>49827633
I guess she won't initiate unless you reach out yourself like Kiara does. I wish we could do that..

>>49827732
>ask a stupid question
>get mad at a stupid answer

>>49827682
are you retarded? holo birthdays are entirely for the audience. i'm sure she wishes her a happy birthday for her real bday

>>49827225
Sure, but that's not reality, its just work to her anon, the streaming part in anycase. Gotta learn to accept it or move on. I certainly can't bring myself to buy her merch or superchat anymore because of the neglect, but I can still justify a measly 5 bucks as long as there are membership streams until I lose the last bit of passion I have in just liking her voice..
>>49827653
she's going to college full time and needs to focus, she'll flunk it if she does streams (its been an issue before)

>>49827710
she's spun quite the web

>>49827633
>get it worse then us
Stfu they talk to her over Discord, we get absolutely nothing. They do not have it worse than us.

>>49827754
I could be don't because she is not the same person we see on streams. She is someone I actively try to avoid, Wish I did not live so close.

>>49825309
Glad you chumbies like them. There will be more baby shrimp pics once all of them hatch

>>49827244
>>49827506
>>49827682
What are you nerds talking about? They're not REAL birthdays.

>>49827643
She says a lot of things, she has said she is a weeb and doesn't even have a top 10 anime. I doubt she has even watched the moeshit she references either, just likes the character designs or has seen memes/clips of certain moments.

>>49827895
dumb retard, don't show up at gura's next birthday stream

>>49827895
retard

>>49827710
I think some of you guys might be a bit dumb.

>>49827951
>>49827978
Butthurt

didn't watch, any gura content?

Please call me a retard.

>>49827981
Might?

>>49828021
Not yet

I miss retard posters

>>49828074
retard

>>49827895
Your right that is why gura is not doing a birthday stream this year.

>>49827633
they aren't her fans, they are her coworkers. They have other ways they can reach out to her personally. They most definitely DONT have it harder than us.

>>49827981
All of those are things she said though.
She said she uses her sunscreen every day, that she's always outside touching grass when she isn't working.
She also said the perpetually online thing and talked about how on non-working days she does nothing and just lays there, being lazy.

She literally said these things that contradict each other

I'm not retarded, I'm autistic.

>>49828025
Smartbud.

Gura is next
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