/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

big kuro bunda

>>49779236
Thank you, baker!

>>49779261
based bundaposter

I have romantic feelings for an /asp/ie and I don't know what to do uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>49779478
that's cute

hide it forever

You know what's not cute? Vtubers with stream decks in their wishlists. There are ways to use a 2nd keyboard or even a separate numpad keyboard as a stream deck without having to fork $150.
Youtube it.

>>49779478
That's nice. Never act on them, remember what happened during highschool.

>>49779851
Potat using a streamdeck. It's much more than just extra buttons.
Witch WebSocket it open control to trigger eternal amount of stuff at VNyan (3D Vtubing app)
Plus soundboard, plus control twitch/commands, plus full OBS control. And it's really comfy.
You can use huge amount of integrations there. Even make tweets just with pressing button.
So.. is this overpriced - yeah. Is streamdeck just more buttons - hell, no.

>>49780239
There are softwares to control obs using a second keyboard, I don't know about the rest but I assume that someone has made a software to mimic whatever the stream deck can do with a regular keyboard.

>>49779851
I have a tablet so I got an app called TouchPortal, you can make your own streamdeck and add way more buttons than the streamdeck. Probably more functionality than the streamdeck too but I haven't used one myself. I've used a broadcast switching board before though, and those buttons are fun to press.

The TouchPortal desktop app is free to download, but the app has in-app purchases in order to use more than 6 buttons or so. It works on phones too but obviously you have much less space to work with.

If you're smart (poor) you can just pwn the in-app purchase

>>49780833
*the mobile app has in-app purchases

I use autohotkey to map ctrl+shift+F1->F12 to F13->F24 for my shortcuts so there's no conflict.
I bet you didn't know function keys past F12 existed, did you? I'm such a smarty-pants.

>>49781458
I didn't know that and I wonder if that information will ever be useful to me

hurry up and debut so I can anonymously simp for you, you know who you are

>>49782324
Spill it.

Thank you for coming to my stream today! I forgot to shill myself but people still came!

>>49779261
Stop saying bunda

>>49779261
no bunda

>>49782324
Who are you waiting for?

>>49783408
This fits Lavandel more than Alina

>>49783488
I love both of their bunda

>>49779478
tranny

>>49779478
I have confessed to my aspie crush

>>49784782
Thats pretty homosexual of you

>>49784782
Did she tell you about the boyfriend or did she lie and turn you down another way?

>>49785176
She told me she couldin't be saved and should even try

>>49785218
Classic deflection, it's not your fault, it's hers. Or is that the opposite of a deflection? You get what I'm saying.

>>49785320
It was not a deflection, she's been hurt, she doesin't wanna be hurt again. Also gave the whole "i am not worth caring for" speech

>>49779478
I met Digby at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Digby shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Digby fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Digby was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on cat, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Digby and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>49785710
Never expected to see this old Finnish meme translated and adopted /here/.
I want you to know I appreciate it Anon.

>>49785538
Yeah, that's something they do when they're not interested in you. Soon you'll be as blackpilled as I am, just wait until she starts posting couple's pictures.

>>49782324
If you're that femgosling, I might take a while, perhaps late this summer

I only hear positive feedback about my streams, but nobody watches them. I can't even ask what's wrong with them because it'll seem petty and menhera. I miss being isolated on Youtube instead of being forced to network on Twitch where I'm forced to directly look at how ngmi I am.

>>49786947
Same, bro. I've had a little growth recently but I'm still stuck at 1-view. Except I was never on YouTube. It could be timing? When do you normally stream?

>>49787066
>>49786947
You will never make it by streaming. You have to make shorts and content on other platforms. Thats how algorithms work kiddos

Do a cursory search on metadata

>>49787182
i'm not sure why Meta-tags autocorrected but metadata is important for opsec so do that aswell I guess

>>49787182
I know, I'm just lazy and waiting for my redesign

>>49785867
What is the original? I need it for honest to god language learning purposes since I need to practice

Hopeful up

>>49779478
my aspies crush confessed to me and we had sex shortly after

I feel like the vitamin D isn't actually helping and it's just giving me energy to move around so I don't notice I'm having an episode. I'm still thinking about how nobody watches me, nobody cares about me, and telling myself the latter over and over again so I stop being disappointed by the fact that its true

I wanna use Gumpai's holes until she loses consciousness
Every time she wakes up, I wanna fuck her unconscious again
If I have to go somewhere for a bit and she wakes up in the meantime, I'll dick her back into unconsciousness

>>49793028
Gumpai hands wrote this post

Hopeful down

>>49793462
Her hiatus is just our honeymoon. Sorry anon

So

I want to stream but I don't want to show which country I'm from. Literally all sites can doxx you if you show them on stream (Youtube country code next to the logo, Steam showing local currency, etc)

If I use a VPN upload speed will be shit.

>>49797374
unless you're from china, stop being autistic

Shibboleth alone will dox you eventually

>>49797374
So don't show your YouTube UI or steam library retard

>>49797468
if it happens that way I'll take it

>>49797491
you're so fucking cool calling others retards!

>>49797374
Don't open the browser. Even with VPN it won't necessarily always work since e.g. your system's locale is also seen by the websites. Also, your browser fingerprint is already all over the internet thanks to Google/Facebook tracking on most websites.
You need a clean OS installed from a build for a different region, e.g. U.S., use English locale in the system, use a VPN and a clean browser, I think there should be browsers that actively mask your fingerprint.

Who are the healsluts of /asp/?

>>49767582
>Two autists who'll talk your ear off about their (fixation here)
>One autist who will talk down at you from half your height
Their BFE only appeals to middle aged women

>>49798707
100% Denpa / Laine / maybe Zenya

>>49797670
Don't show your Youtube or Steam library retard

>>49798707
I was unironically in the discord for an entire year a very long time ago. The only people worth talking to were very cliquey and that probably hasn't changed.
If you mention my name someone will probably remember me, though that may just be wishful thinking.
If Levi still runs it say hi for me, though if he remembers me he'll probably block you for it, absolute manchild.

>>49798778
yes, Alva is for hags, this has been long established, anon.

>>49798707
Digby is a confirmed healer main

>>49799832
well as the ancient hawaiians used to say, a cat is fine too...

>>49799917
I just want to give his ears a scratch

Just had an idea for a model
Early Dragon Ball styled character who transforms into fujobait

Tao Pai Pai chuuba when?

I wonder if shes still around..

Any /asp/ies i can save?
Also i heard that there a new discord for gen 4

>>49801612
There is?

>>49801612
>there a new discord for gen 4
I'm sure they'll be surprised to hear that

>>49801713
It split up after some drama.
So now there's 2 discords.

>>49801844
I'm sure they'll be surprised to hear that

>>49801844
>Drama
Like fucking what? What the fuck kind of conflict exists between anyone in Gen4?

>>49802002
Fighting over grooming rights

Ah, back to crab.

>>49787182
Or just network with people bigger than you. That's the real shortcut.

>>49802002
the first discord was like a secret club that only people who got here around march/april were allowed into while the second was made by people who thought the discord being exclusive was stupid, as far as i can tell
the second one i believe was also literally called groomcord

>>49783422
>>49782488
Tally

>>49802082
Who fought over grooming who?
I need deets

What kind of character would you ascribe to this voice?
https://voca.ro/17anP402WSRi

Tourist here, my oshi grew too big and now she’s scared of streaming. Any recommendations/ debuts coming up? Ta lads

>>49798778
>Their BFE only appeals to middle aged women
Goals

>>49792417
Yes but it's different, she was already interested in you for several months but didn't have the balls to ask you out.

>>49802357
Groomcord exists, yeah
It's also basically a ghost town
Not sure when life will be breathed into that one

>>49802634
the glooomy guy in the Addams family

>>49802634
144p shadowy figure with name changed daily for security reasons

Anyone use Adobe Illustrator? I'm looking to create my own vtuber logo but I can't find good videos relating to creating one. Yes, I did download Yuruka UB

>>49802638
Just watch people posting links or look up any names mentioned.

>Spreadsheet not in the op
Wtf hera

>>49805482
Will Paternson's the guy to look up

More Nocturne today! Just 4 more followers away from affiliate! aaaaaaa

https://www.twitch.tv/albertmornvt

Why do I keep getting followed by nobody tbas on twitter who don't follow my Twitch?

>>49809058
Twitter is just like that

>>49809058
cause I recognize you while looking at twitter for other reasons and want to help boost you a little, but haven't seen you under the same circumstances on twitch yet or seen you go live yet

You are all egotistical talentless hacks without a single original bone in your body. You care more about your self indulgence than your viewers. You don't deserve anything, and you will lose everything.

>>49810075
i really like when i see a hateful post like this and none of it applies to me. it's so pathetic! good luck with your channel, sister! love you <3

>>49792417
you're like the fifth guy in her life, it would have been weirder if she had said no

They're all dead.

>>49814142
same

>>49807764
We managed to reach 50 followers and Affiliate today... Genuinely thank you everyone that stopped by today. You're all amazing.

>>49814350
proud of you bro

>>49814350
No, YOU're amazing! Good job and keep it up!

taking a break from trying to draw/design myself...my eyes hurt, my wrist hurts, i want to go home

but i want to make stuff and share it with people even more

>>49814350
Keep this feeling in your heart and remember it on the dark days. Despair is fleeting before the hope of even better tomorrows.

>>49814578
>>49814623
>>49814771
In this life,

I HAVE NOT ONE REGRET

Seriously, thanks for the kind words.

>>49815061
any time! it's the only thing i have to offer, so i try to be very generous with them. you really should be proud of yourself and keep moving forward.

Going to be mashing buttons and doing open lobby games in SF6 beta in about 10 minutes.
https://www.twitch.tv/dantedaedalusch

>>49815511
Might stop by real quick, who are you going to play Dante?

>>49815562
None of my big bodies or grapplers are in so its been Ken since yesterday. Gief just got announced recently and I expect him to be a terror in the new system.

>>49815627
Yeah did you see his gameplay against Marisa? The fucking drive dash stuff is wild for him.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1Csz0PRKbfSSJOhh4JBjvsJQ7EnyrUb1t7-VfBuwSips/htmlview

>>49816346
I wanted to let you know, currently no one can add comments as far as I can tell, right clicking a cell just gives me normal browser page options.

>>49816346
Sun Albionis debuted on March 23

What do you guys think about this logo?

>>49815511
I'll 'ruff you up in a fight

>>49817108
I'd provably should explain why the ps2. It was my first console and the one that I love the most. I'm not gonna upload ps2 games

>>49785538
That's code for "I get trains run on me on weekends, and you're not good enough to join"

>>49817108
are you an omaruza?

>>49817490
Yes, How could you tell?

>>49817108
It's bad, and I wouldn't use a hololive mascot in it

Say nice things about Alva

>>49817732
he's a funny little guy!

>>49817689
I followed the example of Noncommentary playthroughs channels. They often just have the name of the channel and a simple BG. I'm gonna upload vtuber games, I don't see really a problem with using a Zain, which isnt a Hololive Mascot but the representation of Polka's fans

>>49817732
He's pretty smart when it comes to nature topics.

>>49817732
absolutely positively MADE for femdom

>>49817732
i wanna fuck him and I want him to fuck me

>>49817689
that font is really painful to look at

>>49817108
>>49817689
accidentally quoted a reply rather than the question itself

>>49817108
It's exceptionally ugly and you know it

>>49817732
How about I say something mean instead. Your "roleplaying" off stream has put me off ever working with you in any way. Don't come into my stream and act all superior in my chat you little 1view bitch. Keep that shit on your own channel.

>>49818819
based

>>49817108
honestly the font is hard on the eyes and i think you should use an original mascot or logo

but don't give up, keep us posted with revisions

>>49819293
I used the ps2 font, I'll try other fonts later

>ywn "roleplay" with alva

>>49819626
okay...for future reference you should also take criticism / feedback with more grace, you sound defensive and it's somewhat offputting

Drunk Karaoke Daiya
twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis

Has anyone been bold enough to step into Gumpai's DMs? Any casualties or mental damage taken?

>>49820500
no, gumpai is secretly sane and very sweet, just dm her

>>49819717
Not really trying to be defensive? I'm ESL. I just write what I think. Also besides the font the other feedback is ''it's horrible''. Doesnt really gives me any reason to reply to it. About the character I don't really see a problem with it, if you're the one that mentioned it, mind to tell me your thoughts about it?

>>49820551
That's reassuring. Guess I'll walk on in there at some point.

>>49820551
>it's a trap!

>>49820962
don't ruin the fun

>>49820387
holy shit he's shitfaced

If Gumpai gets along with all the other girls and she's a femcel, does that mean everyone else is a femcel too?

>>49821855
a lot of them are yeah

>>49820554
If you don't have autism I pray for your soul

>>49821855
False, on the grounds that Coco is definitely, 100% NOT celibate.

>>49822120
It's nice to know that the grass isn't greener on the other side.

>>49822177
Of course I dont! Haha...

>>49822398
Ah, that's true.

>>49822413
Femcels dont exist

>>49822517
I think you being autistic makes that design more acceptable... but honestly pay a graphic designer or something

>>49822634
t. femcelanon

>>49821855
she's a woman, they get along well on the surface but they routinely stab each others in the back
you can never tell who's a good person

>>49818819
>t. guy jealous that he cant stay in kayfabe for more than 5 minutes

>>49822914
... Doesn't Gumpai just do this out in the open?

what are your opinions on babis?

>>49823133
Hate

>>49823133
like 'em more than trans chuubas but it's a slippery slope that inevitably leads to getting fucked in the arse

>>49823133
I click on a cute looking chuuba to hear a cute girl, not a man.

>>49823133
I prefer trans chuubas to it, babi seems strange

>>49823133
I feel like a lot of guys use being a babi as an excuse to not even try. Its true that its a huge debuff, but the amount of low effort babi streamers out there is kind of sad.

>>49823133
I think it's reflective of how many insecure men are out there. I think it's sad but I don't hate them, I just don't watch them.

>>49823817
Beryl...

>>49820500
I once did attempt to message her after her menhera became so worrying that I felt bad not saying anything. She turned her dm's off during it though so it didn't go through. Probably for the best

>>49822696
It's a small channel to upload doujin games, don't really wanna go full tryhard on it
>>49822797
While incels can't have sex. Femcels cant get meaningful relationships. Women get sex easily, so yeah involuntary celibate women dont exist

>>49820500
I played League with her once and talked a bit, she's a fun person to be around, but she deleted me so I suppose that feeling wasn't mutual.

Come on guys, I want to sexually abuse Gumpai too, but have a bit of self control :)

>>49825006
You can have her to yourself, bro.

>>49825006
https://youtu.be/tUoBkhTFdWA

>>49823133
i wanted to be a babi streamer because i'm naturally very effeminate but then i watched one for a few seconds and i understand why people don't like them... one of those things that i think "it's okay when the japanese do it"

or if you can justify your mental illness by being sufficiently talented in some way (top 1% artist, gamer, etc)

I genuinely just haven't seen a single entertaining babi aside from Jowol
And even he's just "LOUD IS FUNNY"

how the fuck do you groom someone into giving you a switch.

>>49826882
be cute

be funny

>>49826882
I'm starting to believe the rrat that he just bought the stuff himself. It happens and suddenly he's actively posting again? sus...

babis are fucking cancer

>>49827363
sorry, i'll kill myself (later)

>>49827616
based

>>49827616
stop it don't do it your voice is so sexy ahahah...

>>49827759
tally sees beryl style post

>>49824212
Beryl is the prime reason why babis ruin this hobby. He thinks he's funny with his "draw a girl, call it a guy" model, doesn't have the ONE thing a streamer needs (a schedule after 6 fucking months), and isn't even entertaining, he plays debuff games that no one's ever heard of. The only reason he gets views is because of his connections before he started streaming instead of actually starting from scratch like everyone else, and his shit-ass streaming hours means that everyone else can raid into him thinking it's a cute girl when it's a fucking fat ass man behind a computer screen that doesn't even attempt to play a character. I hope he has a noracat moment so everyone can see what a balding NEET looks like behind the $1000 model he paid for. This hobby has become pay to win and I hope it crashes and burns, but not before babis like him have everything come crashing down around him.

Seriously, if you're a guy, get a fucking guy model, you absolute fucking mong. Maybe if you think you won't be entertaining without a funny anime girl model, you shouldn't be getting into an entertainment hobby.

>>49827880
I could apply all your problems aside from the babi thing (no schedule, graveyard hour streaming, playing "debuff games" etc.) to my favorite /lig/ger
I'm not even fond of babis in general myself but this whole post reeks of sour grapes

>>49828044
>to my favorite /lig/ger
So a female

>>49827880
>beryl is a babi
>he thinks he's funny with his "draw it a girl, call it a guy" model
so which one is it

>>49827759
There's enough people with better voices than mine you don't really have to settle for mediocre. You are a viewer you can watch whoever you want, I can only stream as myself.

>>49828121
Beryl is a fucking babi and no amount of cope can convince anyone otherwise. People expect to see a female voice with the model and then hear a gross guy instead. I hope the people that raid him instantly leave as soon as they hear his voice so he can get discouraged from his hobby and there's one less fucking babi in the world afterwards.

There's nuggets of truth to these posts like former connections, raid numbers and vtubing being pay to win, but the fact that he keeps calling him gross and fat makes this bitter ngmi crabposting.

>>49826245
SO what's stopping you from getting a femboy model?

>>49828441
>nuggets of truth
He has a PL?

>>49827880
Waste of a good model, honestly.
>>49828620
Femboys are overrated and most of them are coombrained. Don't even bother.

I'm actually fine with Beryl. He can continue on existing.

>>49827880
do like I do, just follow babis for the sex art and just don't watch any streams

>>49829288
This is the way.

>>49827880
goddamn man what did he do to hurt you

I do have an immediate revulsion to a babi but if I see them around in other chuuba's chats/discords/whatever and they don't come off as a sexpesting coomer or deeply irony poisoned they can ultimately win me over to giving them a second chance. beryl seems fine enough from what I've seen.

>>49828620
nothing other than money, should be able to commission something responsibly soon once my design is finalized. my natural voice certainly befits a femboy more than an ikemen or ojisan although i'm not trying to go full 男の娘 like smol & stronk. i don't want to brand myself that way or play into the stereotypes, though.

>>49829087
i'm wary of this, thank you!

>>49829288
Go fap to an actual woman and then think about what you posted again.
>>49829516
He's shitting up my hobby.

Beryl's not even a babi lmao

>>49829605
>fap to an actual woman
see that's the point anon, the character is an actual woman

>>49829087
Non-coombrained femboys?

I'd be less repulsed by babis if they weren't always super sexualized and constantly skebbing lewds/porn of themselves, but they are/do, so...

>>49830076
What's the point of using a female OC model if you don't get porn of it?

>>49824644
She follows and unfollows people like crazy don't take it as your fault, too unstable

>>49829964
Unironically Beryl but schizoanon would suggest otherwise

>>49830076
my model doesn't have any lewd art yet (officially anyhow)

>>49820500
>>49820672
>>49824302
>>49824644
Don’t DM me to concernfag, I will expose you as sexpests. Also I’m sick and tired of malechuubas psychoanalyzing me. Fuck off. If you want to talk to me don’t be gay and retarded.

why should babis care about the opinion of viewers who aren't going to watch them?

>>49830274
Hi Gumpai, thoughts on /asp/chuubas? Also, when are you coming back from hiatus?

>>49830274
kek

>>49829087
Beryl's face does not come off as very feminine to me. His body proportions are pretty feminine though, his shoulders would be extremely narrow for an adult man and are about the same width as his hips. His stomach also is much thinner than is normal. Overall, to me, he comes off looking like an anorexic male-to-female trans teenager who is struggling with anorexia and who started hormone replacement therapy a little bit after his male puberty began ramping up in earnest.

>>49830274
This one feels like she has daddy issues.

>>49829087
I honestly don't know how you mistake this for a girl. It clearly looks like a guy. You just might be gay dude.

>>49830274
I merely stated that I enjoyed hanging out with you, because you have a lot of energy; something I don't really have and because you are interesting. I'm too gay and retarded to be into you and I didn't overthink you deleting me if anything I'd only liked to know if I did anything wrong. But considering you see like 3-4 posters as one entity maybe the fault wasn't entirely on my side.

>>49830868
not the place, autistic retard

>>49830441
Hello! Current /asp/ies are good.
They’re all cute but the constant referencing of /here/ and clique-y favoritism I’ve seen in chat on my viewer account is a huge debuff. My advice is to pay less attention to VTubers in your chat and acknowledge them during raids. You all need to acknowledge pure viewers first.
I’ll come back around mid-June.
>>49830724
I can guarantee you I am the sanest VTuber around these circles.
>>49830868
If I unadded you, you suck and you have an obvious skill issue that warrants you not good enough to be my friend. Good bye.

Streaming some Pokemon TCG soon. I haven't played in years and copied a meme deck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRG8lxk8PSo

>>49830166
This shit is really annoying. She followed me and then unfollowed me a few days after I followed her back. Does she do this to try and get raids or something? It feels manipulative.

>>49831041
>>49820551
told you guys

try talking to people jeez

>>49830864
>long hair
>fingerpaint
>pink
>spats
>thighs exposed
Yeah, sure.

>>49831041
fair enough, that works for me.

KK here!
We're doing a Sekiro stream on Youtube!
I need to get my Parry reps in, addicted to parrying...

Live in 20 minutes!

https://www.youtube.com/live/YN_xtU-v1uM?feature=share

>>49831041
I've noticed people mention "the thread" in other vtuber's chats. That shit is unironically cringe to the highest degree, never break containment even if you're from /here/. It'll alienate your viewers AND people from here will shit on you for doing so. Yes, I'm talking about you, Kankuro. Stop mentioning /vt/ or /asp/.

>>49831426
have fun, good luck!

>>49827880
Babi hands wrote this post

>>49831444
I'm glad I got forgotten pretty quickly here and I didn't have to reply to things relating /asp/ on stream. That was always very uncomfortable for me.

>>49831444
A lot of /here/ chuubas forget that going live means appealing to people with no context of things at all. Being the most accessible VTuber allows more people to watch you and feel comfortable. Mentioning this place and only paying attention to your VTuber “friends” will render you NGMI until drama happens and all your friends ditch you, then you can restart anew.
I never mention 4chan in general and even ban people in my server for posting greentext memes or banned vt meme tweets. It’s such a debuff to have people in your community who try to dogwhistle you’re a 4chan user, it makes everything feel insincere.

>>49831774
can you name a channel that
>only paying attention to your VTuber “friends”
or are you just winging it?

>>49831774
It's not my fault vtubers send some of the only respondable messages. Seemingly every random that isn't associated with the thread or my networking circle may as well be underage with the shit they say.

>>49830274
Just a viewer. Not here to concernfag, not here to psychoanalyze. Just potential idle chatter. I'll not bother you if it would be a problem. Boundaries and all that.

>>49831910
they likely are...part of "making it" (if that's what one is interested in) means paying attention to retards and making conversation with them as though they aren't repugnant.

>>49831301
I guess it's easier for me to tell compared to this. You'd have to do some hard convincing that this is a guy.

>>49832073
>Gone too soon...

>>49832073
RIP in peace

>>49832073
Beryl quite literally mentioned on twitter that Kaoru influenced him, so that explains a lot.

>>49832073
I would totally ravage his ass after defeating him in beyblade

>>49831301
average male zoomer

>>49831240
that registers as sweet and sane to you? she's a crazy bitch dude
remember what your dad said, don't stick your dick in crazy or your life will be ruined, he was speaking from experience

>>49833996
That anon was lying to trick people into DMing her. See >>49821005.

Say NO to simping
Say YES to hate fucking Gumpai til she passes out and drinking the blood from her bloody nose

>>49830581
Now THIS is schizoposting

>>49834734
i feel like its more autism than schizo but ymmv i suppose

>>49834771
It's neither of those, only a groomer would want a chuuba to transition.

>>49835011
you are wise anon, i didn't consider that at all

I would have sex with Beryl and I wouldn't feel gay
that's how I feel about the whole Beryl debate

do you guys even watch the people you're talking about or are you just thread gossipers taking everything people say literally

>>49835348
i'm watching an aspie right now

>>49835282
>this is a male

>>49827081
Mmmm yummy. I want to use your tears as seasoning for my fries
Tasty boy
Seriously though, anybody would be active again after getting a boost like that. Just the dopamine rush alone would be insane for anyone not used to it

went to the skate park today and landed a varial kickflip felt badass as hell.

Presented without comment

Why hasn’t Denpa killed herself yet?

>>49835703
good shit aspie

>>49835703
Pretty sick bruv

>>49835703
what the fuck, be my skate friend I just got a skateboard because I need exercise and I've been trying to get my olly and pop shove its down

What mental illness do you have to have to sexualize males and not consider yourself gay?

>>49836206
being homosexual

>>49835742
Maybe she still has enough money to be comfortable, and she'll kill herself when it's no longer the case

>>49836206
being bi or homo?

>>49835742
she's cute and i like her streams idk i hope she keeps doing it

>>49832073
sometimes boys can be cute and there's nothing wrong with that

>>49836705
i appreciate your opinion, was feeling a bit self conscious

>>49836440
Why does she keep asking for donos then? Is that secretly a cry for help or is it just shameless begging?

>>49836755

>>49835742
Fuck off, she’s got a cat to take care of. If she killed herself she’d truly be an evil person

>>49836909
noooo i can't believe i was such a fool i've been trapped arrgh

>>49835703
Now this is the best news I've heard today

Only reason I haven't stopped streaming is because i actually like my voice and laugh hearing my own jokes from VODs
Should i get someone else to objectively watch my streams and tell me what i can work on?

>>49837120
post link i'll do it

>>49837120
cute

>>49826882
What stupid fucking drama happened this time?

>>49837293
literally nothing

>>49836857
Make sure you commission Denpa if you want her to stay alive
I was projecting, I will kill myself when my savings run out

pettanko pettanko

>>49837431
i respect the self awareness

>>49837431
Who are you? I’ve always wanted to save a life

>>49837436
i wish, not a cunny aspie in sight

Daily reminder that you're going to make it whether you want to or not

>>49837925
thanks zyzz

can i get a bit of encouragement to post the thing

>>49838220
do it faggot

>>49838220
If you needed encouragement to do something you never did it to begin with so just do it and be without regret.

>>49837541
Eh, find a cute girl to save, I'm just your average khv incel, and I still have around 5 years to go if my napkin math is correct so there's no urgency
I'm also not the person you're thinking of

>>49838905
Damn you sound exactly like me

>>49838284
>>49838311

thanks that's exactly what i needed to hear

>>49837541
I genuinely need saving. I feel like I'm not as menhera as some males but the financial situation is so dire I also think about killing myself to end the suffering...

Post your Oshi's thrones. I will buy a few gifts.

daiya with diamond chompers

>>49840324
https://throne.com/gumpai/wishlist

>>49837640
Why do you think this is?

>>49840400
this is so hot

>>49818819
>roleplaying
>kayfabe
LMAOXD HE DOESN'T KNOW

>>49840400
Rapeable face.

>>49840400
SEXO

>>49818819
Post your CCV so we can have a laugh

>>49840400
Daiya short shorts model when?

>>49840400
aw, cute art

>>49840400
I wanna fuck the accent out of him

how do i stop being dumb??

>>49840324
https://throne.com/zylpherenuis/wishlist

>>49840324
this isn't /wvt/, we're the vtubers
you want the wishlist of my more successful oshi who doesn't browse /asp/?

>>49841073
He really wants zelda LOL

>>49841097
>this isn't /wvt/, we're the vtubers
it's cute that you think that
I wouldn't feel the need to lurk these threads if you fucks would just post going live links there so I'd know who to keep my eyes on more than once every six months

>>49841143
Game is too expensive and its overly hyped. Its not worth the $70+

>>49840400
I wonder how many people here watched his stream earlier.

>>49841223
Ina > /asp/

UHH hi my name is Mairu im a rat vtuber who draws chats and plays fps games im currently live
my mic is bad but give me a chance perhaps?
https://www.twitch.tv/mairwu

>>49823115
>>49840682
>>49840814
NTA but you really shouldn't bring that kind of thing into another chuuba's stream without being explicitly invited. Even if they are your friend it is really disruptive and disrespectful to their stream. I don't even care how big you or they are.

>>49841298
Why are we posting people with 1.2k followers in a thread for aspiring vtubers?

>>49841298
I kinda doubt this is a self-post... Well, whatever.

>>49841292
Oh, it's her birthday.

any ASPie streaming right now?

why would an established 2view selfpost in here

>>49841298
Did you wash your hands?

Do these look draconic enough? Would they make me have to explain I'm not a demon even more?

>go on extended hiatus of a few months
>fucking go through puberty or some shit
>hate my voice now
It's so fucking over.

>>49841298
My bad I didn’t know I wouldn’t have counted very sorry

>>49810857
why would she say no if she was the one confessing?

>>49842348
too geometric, too neat for a dragon.

>>49840324
https://throne.com/waffles/wishlist

>>49841298
Can you say cheesed to meet you in stream so I know you posted here and not some viewer

>>49842348
The silhouette is fine, the internal stuff is meh, there are no differences between dragon wings and demon wings

goodbye

>>49843081
Go on to bigger and better things if we don't see you next week I guess.

>>49841298
>>49843024
ISREAL

>>49843081
Don’t do anything rash!

>>49841298
You seem to have a lot of models, why get a new model? Also I wouldn’t check the thread so often while you stream or here in general on this board just in case you get brainworms. I agree you have a pretty shit mic but you seem pretty decent overall as a streamer. I’m surprised you’re selfposting here since you seem pretty well-established, there isn’t any rule saying you can’t with follower amounts, but most people usually come here for how to improve their streams. Did you have anything you wanted to better yourself on?

How many caveman/cavewoman vtubers are there?

>>49843799
>most people usually come here for how to improve their streams

that was a good joke anon kek

>>49843799
The model thing genuine brainworms was never happy with anything and I wanted too know if there was a way I can improve my streams I know my mic is one and I’ve tried everything but is there anything else?

>>49843900
Meat is the only one that comes to mind.

>>49844054
Fangg

>>49843081
love you hope to see you again soon

>>49841298
why do you talk like that

>>49844027
Just follow along a guide, stay conservative with your filters, and it will sound alright unless your mic is really cheap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7ZFCvJtRZw
Also stop being menhera

>>49845578
Thank you! I’ll watch this when I’m done and I’ll try

>>49843936
Am I wrong? People come here when they start out when streaming so that people can get eyes on them since it's already hard enough starting at zero viewers. People here can be super critical and crabby, but it's undeniable that a lot of people do have genuine advice as long as they're not trying to actively sabotage or groom other people.
>>49844027
Not really as far as I see, the hardest thing for people here is just getting even 2views (double-digit views). Seeing as you already have a relatively large following, most here would say you're already making it. If anything, you should probably look into maybe networking with other vtubers so that you guys can raid into each other and share your viewers, or even collab with them for the same reason. Other things to take note of:
>are you streaming at consistent times? the most important thing for anyone that's growing is having a consistent streaming schedule. it looks like you came back from a hiatus so it might be hard to get consistent viewership and audience
>don't respond to the thread in real-time while streaming, it's a recipe for disaster for a lot of reasons. see >>49831774
>memorize your viewers names and always say hi to them when they enter your chats, it helps build a rapport with them and new viewers will be inclined to returned
>seeing your tags as "UOH" and "cute/funny", you already know your audience and viewers eat that shit up, so i guess embrace that side and focus on it. don't backpedal or your audience will feel really betrayed (see: chibidokii)
>stream for longer periods of time. you catch a lot of raids this way (assuming you know people) and is quite literally the best way to get numbers up. there's a reason why people try to do marathon streams, it's basically super meta
>variety streaming is fine, but you can get a dedicated audience if you mainly focus on one game or genre. people will come for the game and stay for you, so being consistent in a category and knowing what you're playing or talking about is a real draw for catching attention. do you have a category in mind?

BITCH STOP READING THE THREAD WHILE YOU STREAM, YOUR TEAMMATES ARE DYING

Is it a bad idea to just be honest that I have a boyfriend early on rather than risk it coming out later?

>>49846863
Plenty of girls are open about having boyfriends and attract genuine cuck audiences

>>49847171
bread when this goes stale

>>49841792
https://www.twitch.tv/zenyahima
Zenya painting diamonds

>>49846863
you're best off nipping that in the bud early, I wouldn't constantly go on about it or make announcing it a big deal because that's retarded but if you're telling life stories and one of them involves him then don't try to tiptoe around it. or even if some unicorn is just being extremely forward in chat just saying "bro I got a boyfriend" is good enough

also never, ever, ever under any circumstances try to play up the "I'm a loser just like you guys" angle (or god forbid do the GFE bait route) because that shit will backfire on you the second it gets out

>>49837120
Gumpai...

>>49843081
Not before we have one last kiss anon

>>49846863
All the girls here have boyfriends and they've never admitted to it or even bought it up.
There's a reason for this, you don't get brownie points for honesty.

>>49850318
Well I am male but does the same principle apply?

>>49850372
No one gives a fuck about males, you're good, link your boyfriend/girlfriend on your bio.
I'd even argue that it's better if you have someone as a male vtuber.
People will assume that you're a complete loser if you're a single man.

>>49827363
And I'm cancer