/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i see now
the whole colress saga is just for filtering her audience
makes sense

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/w82q7e.mp4

>>49783557
Cope

Post it

>>49783557
didn't work

>>49783557
just realized?

>>49783619

>>49783619

God I love Pippa

>>49783557
>>49783609
its cope, but not for the viewer. she's trying to fool herself

>>49783619

>>49783557
she's just gay, stop coping

>>49783619

>>49783666
>gay
the character is male

>>49783643
tongue raping tenma!

>>49783676
Isn't pippa a femboy?

>>49783668
actual grippers

>>49783676
LOL LMAO u for real now?

>>49783566
What's the context for that dance video, anyway?

Is anyone going to make Pippa saying mein fuhrer into a soundpost?

And there he is.

COLRESS IS HERE

>>49783668
These should be in my mouth

ENTER

ENTER COLRESS

Holy shit this fucking dweebus

Holy fuck I wish a girl would react like that to me

pippa just flooded the deserts of the world

Look at this dork spilling her spaghetti

>Pippa will never make those sounds for you
why even live

Pippa relax

>>49783791
I don't know anymore...

>Exact same music taste of old shitty music
BROS

She rizless fr fr on gawd

she is schlicking it right now

She is 100% going to fuck that Colress plush

EXIT

>>49783814
actual hag pls understand

She was dumped...

The colress meme is getting old but that was cute

>>49783557
JINXED THE THREAD

>>49783866
>meme

>>49783854
I love hags.

>>49783866
She literally has a notpippa account dedicated to Colress. It's not a meme.

>>49783866
I am glad she is having fun

>>49783866
>posts on like 5 social media accounts about colress
It's not a meme

"you can have it all, my empire of dirt" that hits different coming from pippa

>>49783905
then why aren't you watching phase friend clio right now

>>49783949
Cause I am watching my hag GFE Peepa.

>>49783557
Wait until she announces they're dating.

why is pippa so mentally ill?

>>49783791
when you figure it out let me know

This ain't healthy bros

>>49783931
>>49783917
>>49783894
I blame exposure to Lia. Lia re awakened that yumeschizo side of her. Remember a year ago she couldn't even remember his name correctly

>>49783983
She's a woman.

>>49783983
gay autist and abused as a kid

lmao

>>49783949
NTA but because we're watching peepo

>he ruined it again
fucking hell
I am really getting tired of this

stream ruined

Ew

go away faggot

>hes back on stream
hes in you can't even deny it

ENTER: GRIFTER

NTR status?

Well, that was a fun stream.

Called it. Recurring character.

>>49783983
Homosexual, bad nutrition, bullied, etc.

Hes never going away is he

HES BACK

>ruined
I hope somebody kidnaps him and hammers nails into his face until he is dead.

Well there goes the stream.

OH FFS

bro please just stop coming in in the middle of stream...

>>49783814
Every song she's played has been a banger

I'm not a unicorn I'm her big brother and I don't want her to be around any bad influences

>Chris interrupts during Pippa's intimate moment with Colress
What is it with VAs and doing this?

Vtubers fucking KNEEL to EN VAs

I'm starting to understand people who send death threats

I'm getting Liatnam flashbacks,

>>49784106
Yeah only I am allowed to come mid stream.

pippa seems so sexy and vulnerable now

I hope he doesn't wake up.

The last 4 or 5 streams always contained this guy
he really is in

Oh hell yeah, can't wait to see people get triggered from this

I hate this faggot so much.

can you guys let me know when he leaves?

I feel like I am going to go schizo anti on this cunt

Reoccurring character..

>>49784175
Based Kirbopher

>>49784143
I now understand how nijienfags feel. I didn't ask for this.

This guy is an attention whore

>>49784143
VAs are known for (and often get in trouble for) fucking their fans.

>mwah
Kill him.

>>49784198
he left (allegedly) (he's actually going to hang out in chat and reveal himself later when he can get more attention again)

Did her ccv drop the moment he showed up?

Missed out on Pippa's stream because of work but got off in time to catch the last 30 min or so. The increasing desperation of trying to find some sort of connection to Pippa at the end was pretty entertaining. The guy was acting just like I did back in middle school when the first girl to give me the time of day happened. I can 100% guarantee you he's gonna stalk her streams until she tells him off


... and as I was writing this he appeared in the Twitch stream...

>>49784198
He is gone

IT'S SO OVER

I have to say, Pippa's ability to make a distinction between Colress' voice on the game, and his VA making the same voice in a call is pretty impressive.

>>49784143
Say it with me
SEX PEST

>>49784239
No change

STOP LISTENING TO THE SAME MUSIC AS ME PIPPA GET OUT OF MY WALLS

>>49784239
>>49784249
thanks anon's

>>49784262
Because it's not the same VA. How many fucking times does this have to be said?

At least he wasn't that cringe this time or overstayed his welcome.

I hope we get next week with more colress VA kino
I don't want any more streams without this guy in it!
4 fucking streams were not enough

>>49784287
I am auditorially deficient.

Vibe is dead.
Way to ruin a moment you colossal faggot.

to get a pippa, do a better colress voice that are tailored to her and not be a cringe faggot

>>49784331
He did it on purpose.

Hope that VA offs himself

pippa had more collabs with this guy than with erina

>>49784331
this was planed

I can only hope the Lia meet and greet runs smooth compared to this. I'm pretty sure nothing huge is gonna happen though, with mods sitting in and a 2 min window.

>>49784331
He's an attention whore and thinks he has an in with her, which is funnier because Pippa basically said she doesn't really like him.

>>49784364
Be the change you want to see

hahahahahahaha you fags are actually mad at this, amazing

>>49784375
>exo interrupts every single meet and greet session

How long before 10ma steps in to get this faggot to actually fuck off

>>49784355
Yeah, there's not a chance that he just coincidentally joined when Colress showed up, he was lying in wait the whole stream.

>>49784355
>>49784373
He is autistic

Pippa I know you're reading this: Squeeze this nigga for industry contacts for Lia. Make this at least slightly worth it for one party.

>>49784388
yeah cause it ruined the stream to stop and listen to this retard ramble again.

Chris Niosi confirmed for Phase Invaders.

>>49784417
Hope he is dead soon

VA hate

>>49784408
She already did at the end of the interview. Hes clueless.

>>49784421
Lia also follows this guy on twitter
he gets to bang both of them soon

>>49784408
After 20 more hours of frog

>>49784408
shes probably still doing hyperbolic frog training

>>49784442
anon... your sound?

>>49784350
>better
The Mastersex Colress voice acting is some of the worst I've heard. He sounds like he has actual low functioning autism.

>>49784442
fail

>>49784385
He has his in, and keeps successfully using it, he will probably get a slight clout boost aswell.

I don't blame the dude. He's oblivious. Pippa knows better.

>>49784442
You tried

>>49784486
>Put Pippa on the spot mid stream by calling her
lmao its the pipkin not him.

Death to every single English dub and localization

>>49784447
I'm fine with this last interaction because it was well-timed.
Unless he keeps coming back.

The way he came back really reminds me of how Exo barged into Lia's Donothon. It's the same faggot groomer attentionwhore playbook.

>>49784388
It's hilarious. I'm now hoping for more collabs with him to see the seething anon's

>>49784486
It's still funny that Pippa basically said she doesn't like him.

Wow comfy time killed so much fun

>>49784216
>I didn't ask for this.
How hard is it for some of you to just drop Pippi already? You bitch about her new content not being as good, you bitch about her online associations and now bitch about male collabs. Why not move on to a different Phase girl already? Lumi, Lia and Panko are all based in their own ways. And no, I am not a Liker she just has strong schizo energy which Pipnigs seem to enjoy.

>>49784373
>puts on every breath you take after
Probably.

Frogchads, are the Ogdo attack patterns adaptive/randomized or is there actually a point at which you can reach reach escape velocity on that fight?

>>49783511

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>>49784472
>>49784484
>>49784502
dunno why it fail...

>>49784533
Yeah that was gay as fuck

>>49784522
Oh you know very well he will
he already asked pippa for more collabs and they are talking behind the scenes

>>49784524
Pippa fawning over a character he played is a much better time to interject than asmr at the end of a donothon

>>49784524
How many more call ins do you reckon he'll get? Every time Colress is mentioned?

>>49784539
The heart does not understand reason.

are we getting a kiss or do you think they are reserved for the VA now?

[Mari News] She can fix Pippa

>>49784549
I still heard it.

Marimari is going to fix pippa

>>49784539
Which Discord did you crawl from?
What's this basic bitch D&C?

>>49784582
He'll probably just keep calling whenever he feels like he can interject himself into the stream

>>49784522
There is absolutely no chance that this is the end of that. He got the only positive reception of the whole night from her. He's going to do it every BW2 stream that Colress shows up in or every stream Pippa does where she mentions Colress. I'd encourage Pippa to drop the Colress bit for a month or so to minimize the risk of attention whoring stream barging.

>>49784533
Your crying is obnoxious, but it's not that powerful, anon. Don't worry.

get your second tabs up for the kiss boys

>>49784602
Rip Pippa hope she doesn't get mugged too many times

>>49784524
I give him a pass this ONE time but if he keeps on pushing like he has continuously tried to do then he's just another Exo that didn't lie about his background.

>>49784539

>>49784606
thanks anon

>meets colress
>VA calls in
>plays Every Breath You Take
>ends stream
lol fucking lmao even

Haven't been watching Pippa tonight but did the VAnigger actually pull an Exo?
What the fuck?

>>49784582
he has a couple left in him but he'll use them very quick

Dubs are the best
https://files.catbox.moe/vxjs64.mp4

I CAUGHT IT ITS MINE

>american audience
>gets cucked multiple times
really makes me think

>>49784669
It was just a mid attempt at tsukkomi

>double kiss
holy fuck we are getting spoiled

>>49784669
Literally yes, called on discord and everything.

>>49784629
Or she can just not engage. Much less revamping of the entire storyline required.

HOES RIDIN

>>49784539
don't think these fags even watch pippa, since when has she had actual unicorns?

>Outed as a fake Holobronie
You guys worry too much.

>raids into joe biden just as she is defending colress
Kek

>>49784669
Yes. I hate that my instinctual doomer outlook on him was right from the get go.

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE POKETISM
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE STREAM

>Marimari is also into Colress

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE MUSIC
RATE THE WISDOM
RATE THE STREAM

>>49784771
>>49784788
I hope they have a bright future together

>missed leaving the raid because jigging
>immediately click Back and get hit with a 30 second ad full of niggers
motherfucker. i'm archiving the stream but it's just not the same

>>49784771
Ruined by groomers/10

>>49784771
Love Pippa but Chris is an annoying faggot trying to get as much fame and attention from you as possible.

>>49784771
>>49784788
Very nice music choices.
"It was just a prank bro" tier ending.

>>49784771
Pippa love
I still don't know anything about pokemon
I still need to grudge post that anon
comfy stream soured by some exotier shit

>>49784669
Yep I pray to God he gets stabbed by a hobo

>>49784788
>>49784771
KINO shit end tho hope for more chill streams

>>49784771
>>49784788
ruined/10

>>49784735
>since when has she had actual unicorns?
This is the true nature of parasocialism anon. You can call a vtuber your "bro" and "just an entertainer" all you want, but when you start to catch feelings for them you are just another jealous unicorn.

>>49784548
pattern is random but the attacks are pretty clearly telegraphed. the real issue is your character seems to control like a spastic and the hitboxes are all over the place

>>49784771
>RATE THE RABBIT
Low but constant energy/10
>RATE THE POKETISM
Kinda Casual on that part/10
>RATE THE SINGING
Secret Karaoke KINO/10
>RATE THE STREAM
Nice night overall/10

I feel bad for people that miss the real nigga hours streams.

>>49784771
Not going to lie, the Colress arc is starting to filter me. The music was nice though.

>>49784771
>>49784788
had to end it quickly for the private discord call they are having now/10

At least now I know that all I need to get girls is to have a sick music theme.
Time to compose.

I live near LA. Leave it to me bros.

>>49784771
>>49784788
Live Pippa, simple as.
Always enjoy poketism. Good classics for the music.
Cute singing. Good wisdom.
Hate Chris.
Pretty good stream.

>>49784669
it's like 4 autists getting very mad about "male on stream"

>>49784771
10/10 on everything until the very end

>>49784771
>>49784788
Aren't girls cutest when they are really fucking insane/10?

>the extra hour gets the real rate image
>twice
Gotta say I enjoy the passive-aggressive disrespect

>>49784548
You dodge until he barfs or does the tongue pull.
Its 10x harder without the air dash.

>>49784851
Being 2D helps too

>>49784869
Its not even male on stream. He is just fucking insufferable.

Does Mari have hands as small as Shondo's wtf

>>49784865
Do it.

>Switch to hime
>genshin
maybe I will just go to sleep instead...

>>49784547
Gotta add Christopher Niosi to this

>>49784771
>>49784788
Pippa at her best/10

That being said,
Kill voice actors. Behead voice actors. Roundhouse kick a voice actor into the concrete.

>>49784865
I'd respect the living shit out of Californian anons if it does happen

You guys are freaking out too much

>>49784771
>>49784788
99% a comfy, late-night Pippa stream/10
that fag better not interrupt another stream unannounced

>>49784851
Unironically music is how ugly short unfunny people get laid.
Like this ugly piece of shit

>>49784865
I want to believe

Phase friend LowTierGod https://twitter.com/LowTiierGod

>>49784954
literally all her last streams involved this guy
this is not just one haha funny cameo
her last 4 streams basically revolved around this guy
5 if you count her cameo on his stream

>>49784978
Absolutely munted holy fuck

>>49784965
he will a few more times until pippa has enough shine in her to go nuclear

>>49784941
But some of my most favorite people are VA's!

>>49784771
>>49784788
8/10 until right at the end like the previous stream.


He's gonna try and involve himself in stuff with Pippa until she outright tells him not to. I know how this works because I did this shit as an awkward teenager. It took me realizing how fucking cringy and weird I was being to stop doing it. This dude however has no concept of cringe so he's gonna continue to do so.

That VA is here to stay!
He will not leave

>>49784771
>RATE THE RABBIT
7/10 Cute and slightly less filtered than usual. Wish she wasn't picking an ungodly hour for this though. The last of the menhera years comment is a bit concerning, though. Also coping a bit too hard about the interview, but I get that it's the kind of thing you can't comment too harshly on without stirring up hurt feelings and drama.
>RATE THE POKETISM
6/10 - Great throughout until Chris tried to redirect Pippa's feelings towards Colress towards himself (again)
>RATE THE SINGING
6/10 I'd like it if she committed a little bit more, but it was a cute touch.
>RATE THE STREAM
5/10. Would be pretty mediocre if the end weren't memorable for all the wrong reasons. Good job ruining it, Chris.

>>49784865
You are threatening to commit a violent crime against someone right now with the plausible means to carry it out, just to be clear.

>>49784954
they don't even watch pippa lol, it's just fags who really really want there to be some new drama

>google for a version of Colress' BGM I heard once
>find this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlkfern_0gw
I think I'll just go to bed.

>>49784869
I don't care about male on stream, just don't try and make someone else's stream about yourself that shit is insufferable.

>>49784993

>>49784978
maybe I should become a dj. phonk seems simple enough to make

>>49785028
Nerd

God that was disgusting, glad the South lost the civil war lol

>>49785028
autist

>>49784865
Don't post shit like that. You are going to get into trouble.

>>49784788
What stream?

>>49785028
I'm sure anon only meant to have a nice conversation, I didn't hear anything about violence

>>49785081
he's just gonna give him a high five

>>49785081
Already is.

Marimari should've been the phase invader

https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1659803738029314048
Is she talking about the current persona or vtuber persona?

>>49785069
what happened?

>>49785028
What exactly are you saying he implied?

>>49785081
He just wants to shake his hand

>>49784869
Hes obnoxious. The only reason to even let him on stream is to do an 'own the chuds'.

>>49785111
which account made the tweet? dumbass

>>49784954
He is acting almost exactly like Exo. The only difference is it's happening in short bursts over the course of multiple streams instead of a donothon.
We might see another instance of rooftop Tenma

>>49785043
I'm so sorry this is happening to you

>>49785081
He just wants to sit him down and give him a lecture on social norms and acceptable behavior.

>>49785125
lol go back to /hlgg/ doom posting brainlet

>>49785109
Impossible. The fish would be subordinate to his queen.

Mari is such a strange streamer

>>49785081
He just wants to talk to him.

>>49785048
Worked for my brother and a couple of friends. It actually sorta started out as a scheme for spergs to get laid/meet up before normalfags took it over since it was just doing shit with technology in the dark not talking to or looking at anyone until you were done but the basic mechanisms are still there.

>>49785081
He just wants to ask him for an autograph

>>49785128
He has only appeared in streams related to him. Sound the alarms when he's hogging attention in a random react stream or book club or whatever.

>>49785127
The way it worded could imply phase persona.

>>49785125
>own the chuds
>lefty as fuck faggot
wut

So, meeting your hero was wrong after all?

>>49785157
i hate her intonation
it sounds like every single thing that comes out of her mouth is being said sarcastically
which is mostly true which adds to the annoyance

>>49785028
faggot

>>49785147
Exactly, the fellow clearly needs to be taught a lesson. A firm lecture would do it

>>49785179
Yes, Pippa was right all along.

>Aniki figma

>>49785199
>>49785179
Her hero is another guy.

>>49785109
Hoes ridin'

>>49785199
he's not the coldress she likes tho

>>49785172
His pop in was annoying but not too egregious. We'll see how long he continues it.

>>49785191
On a related note, maybe Pippa really does need to produce a "vtuber etiquette for spergs" video series.

>>49784788
>>49784771
Lovely late night stream, more than makes up for her taking today off. Gen 5 was the worst in the series, they took a children's game and made it more tedious by extending the grind. X/Y was so much better. Menhera philosophy chat is a Pippa staple I hope never goes away entirely. Her sharing her thoughts with us and us with her is always strangely comforting. The reaction to Colress' appearance was excellent. What's his face calling in was a missed beat. If it was it the VA she actually simps for embarrassment would make sense but as it stands he's just some guy. Music choice was excellent tonight and the little bits of karaoke were a lot of fun.
cute adhd retard/10

>>49785132
What's happening to me?
Do I need to watch out for the interdimensional spiders again?

[step bro news]
Hime is stuck.

>>49785179
Pick better heroes. It's more accurate to say don't meet washed up rapists who are desperate to use you for clout and trying to fuck you

>2 yiik streams involving him
>one guest appearance from pippa on his stream
>one full interview for over 3 hours
>this pokemon stream
all over the course of 2 days
he is here to stay

>>49785172
I'd be inclined to agree with you if it wasn't also for the passes during the interview. Being an aspie doesn't excuse him.

Capipis are so jealous
HAHAHA

>>49783511
>>49738165
>>49751101
Posting this for the last time in case anyone else wants to give their two cents. Won't reply to any post in order not to affect anyone's opinion. Removed the part about Lia since nobody said anything about it.
Gauging interest and gathering opinions to fix the inconsistent naming order in the OP. I have two proposals:
A - Change gen2, minus Remi and Erina, to japanese order. This would make it so that all names match the official order, and would mean that:
>Remilia Nephys stays Remilia Nephys
>Airi Chisaka becomes Chisaka Airi
>Shiina Amanogawa becomes Amanogawa Shiina
>Rie Himemiya becomes Himemiya Rie
>Erina Makina stays Erina Makina
>Panko Komachi becomes Komachi Manko
OR
B - Change gen1 and invaders1 to western naming order. This would make it so that all names are in western order, and would mean that:
>Lia is Lia!
>Utatane Nasa becomes Nasa Utatane
>Hakushika Iori becomes Iori Hakushika
>Fujikura Uruka becomes Uruka Fujikura
>Shisui Michiru becomes Michiru Shisui
>Tenma Maemi becomes Maemi Tenma
>Pipkin Pippa becomes Pippa Pipkin
>Kaneko Lumi becomes Lumi Kaneko
>Squibby Cat stays Squibby Cat
What do you guys think?

>>49785250
>he stopped watching out
Anon...

>>49784847
>be me
>scrolling /pcg/
>see cute pippa
>click
>think "wait this looks familiar..."
>check AI image folder
>I made this picture like two weeks ago
>mfw

Are we finally getting our Nyanners arc?
When are they going to the lakeside cabin, bros?

>>49785278
>what is an arc

Pipnigs status?

>>49785278
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>>49785230
What makes it bad is his motive, which is obvious because he's been at it all night. Given how aggressively he's been pursuing Pippa, his status as a literal sperg, and the allegations that have been made against him in the past I don't think he should be given any benefit of the doubt. He probably watched much of the stream waiting for a chance to do the Exo play and he did it for the express purpose of making her emotions towards Colress transfer to himself. He wants to fuck her and is either completely socially retarded or he's deliberately ignoring every indication that she does not feel that way toward him.

>>49785342
not too good, they've been cuckposting for most of the day

>>49784869
>You can literally see half the thread flipping out the moment he comes on stream
>dozen rate posts complaining about him
>It's just 4 people!
Are you stupid?

>>49785121
>What exactly are you saying he implied?
>>49784822

>>49785306
A is clearly the correct course.

>>49785266
>male on stream
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE IS DESPERATE TO FUCK PIPPA
fuck off faggot

>>49785342
filtered unsuccessfully
Need at least a month of collabs with him if Pippa wants to hit her target of total unicorn death.

>>49785278
so many great streamers and she picks this creep...

>>49785310
You made a nice Pippa then.

>>49785352
I'm making a purchase bros

>>49785379
agreed
they should do offcollabs and fuck on stream just to be sure

>>49785316
>pippa raids mori
>not long after aethel raids mori and then goes to fuck nyan
it's happening

>>49785363
ok 5 autists

>>49785405
Hot

>>49785396
make sure to leave a review and refund it before you play 2 hours

>>49785306
>>Panko Komachi becomes Komachi Manko

>>49785405
I'm not sure if Chris is willing to expose himself like that, I volunteer to take his place.

>>49785421
5 artists and 1 anti thank you very much

>>49785342
Fagrines are celebrating

>>49785306
A
Also please pool together clipper channels

>>49785376
Go watch the last 10 minutes of the interview stream.

>>49785379
>unicorn death
Nigga I'm not an unicorn, it's just that this fucker is killing me of cringe. Pippa has collabed with males since the start. I just don't want to listen to another second of THIS retard.

>>49785379
nu-pipnigs aren't sending their best

Total Harine Death

>>49785306
No fuck this, this is just Gen 1 faggots screwing over Gen 2 with their autistic naming order. Better to just leave the OP alone if this is what you are trying to pull.

>>49785306
honor your first poll

https://clips.twitch.tv/DoubtfulEnthusiasticCarrotRiPepperonis-winGRplsy5hZhn-N

>>49785482
why do you feel threatened by some newgrounds fag with aspergers?

>>49785482
you don't want every stream to involve this guy??
you are 100% a unicorn bro he is so cool and makes the stream always so much better

>>49785405
>As soon as you enter her a solid layer of mold begins to spread from your groin, crusting over your flesh.
>You are wracked with a burning sensation and the desiccated skin flakes free of your flesh within moments.
>There is no bleeding as the fungus blooms over and spreads deeper.
>Your arteries are blocked by the black tufts one by one, congealing your blood into a brackish ooze that seeps and seizes.
>You feel your heart stop and you try to pull away but she has locked her legs around you.
>As it reaches your neck your legs crumble and you slip from her grasp shattering on the floor in plume of dust.
>As it consumes your head you watch her stand, dust the ashes from herself, and leave the room.

>>49785519
Ritualposter, what was the first poll again?

>>49785379
Pippa has done male collabs in the past and they were fine. Not even Merry had this much fallout.

>>49785379
>total unicorn death.
Yeah that will never happen.

>>49785361
>>49785450
>>49785405
Guy is making great progress on Pippa. Remember: never give up and be reasonably persistent.

>>49785391
Whatever happened to good 'ol Rimjob? He was fun.

He's such a liar. He was watching the entire stream waiting for the perfect moment to crash it.
He's going to orbit her until she tells him to fuck off. I've seen this scenario so many times.

>>49785521
alas

>>49785352
If this becomes a ritualpost, I will fucking lose it, haha

>>49785521
There's always a next time. Hopefully.

>>49785584
the question is if pippa is clever enough to see it or will she continue to enable this behavior

>>49785550
because everyone knows merry is a total faggot

>>49785316
Pippa will eventually weigh in the advantages of this and realize this guy has nothing to offer her popularity wise. She's like that, just wait for him to annoy her or try to get clingy.
He's the one taking advantage of the situation, not the other way around.

You will only have to worry if Pippa gets close to someone influential so she can get exchange her audience.

>Tenma exist
Lmao you guys are retarded

>>49785611
She will probably message him and tell him to just post a message instead of calling in

>>49785584
Pippa unfortunately doesn't have the guts to do that. It'll likely be rooftop Tenma or worst case management.

>>49785611
she answered the call of her own will so take that as you will

>>49785611
She'll enable it for a while because she's a clueless sperg until she either gets tired or Tenma kills him

>>49785502
Yep, seems pretty obvious to be some kind of power move going on by butthurt Pippa and the Hexfags against Alias and the new invaders with these OP shenanigans.

>>49785550
This. I don't mind male collabs/interviews if some professionalism is shown, but this guy was so painfully obviously flirting with her and making passes at her. That's what I have an issue with.
t. unicorn

>>49785635
I know she exists, I saw her get raped by frogs for 30 hours

>>49785662
Yeah cause then he would have been a faggot later
>WHY U NO PICK UP

>>49785611
hope Tenma talks with her, but I don't know if she has the backbone to say no to him

>>49785611
>Implying she doesn't like the attention.

>>49785611
she's /here/ often enough to at least know. sadly she's in a "try being nicer" phase

>>49785405
He's in bros

>>49785521
Holy fuck Pippa is popular

VA genocide when?

>>49785611
We tend to overstate our importance, but Pippa is probably reading the thread right now to gauge the reaction. There's no way that the thought hasn't occurred to her anyway and it's been pretty clear that her focus on "vtuber etiquette" has been geared at trying to mold him into someone she can casually interact with (like most of her male collabs) instead of a yab minefield.

>>49785685
>sorry missed it lol
easy

>>49785522
Okay, ESL-kun, learn to understand English sentences.
This retard is cringe, I don't want to hear another second of him. That's it. I don't feel threatened by dogshit, but I don't want to interact with it either.

>>49785550
Merry at the very least has a modicum of decorum.
This dude is oblivious of where he is or simply doesn't care.
I guarantee (if this wasn't planned) his thought was 'That was funny. I'm going to call up my new friend Pippa and talk to her about it!'

>>49785712
soon, at the rate AI is improving

>>49785584
I can't believe Colress is a loser simp in real life

Why can't you guys just let Pippa make friends? You know she isnt your real sister, right?

Hime day 1 was great.
Good job Hime! Keep it up!

>>49785687
Why does Tenma need to be Tenmom

>>49785712
Not soon enough

>>49785690
she did not look very happy with him desu I might be wrong tho

>>49785736
I really hope it's just a case of stupidity and not malice. We don't need to add another groomer to her wiki page.

I love mari's whole thing she's got going on. She's like an alternate universe less retarded Pippa who spent her teen years on deviantart instead of kiwifarms

>>49785762
her friends can stay in the groomcord and not on stream

>>49785784
I wish she was my mom...

>>49785784
Wouldn't be the first time. She saved Lia from having a total menhera breakdown when that exo faggot tried to groom her on stream

>>49785726
>Pipkin
We watching the same person?

If you’re reading this Pippa, just do whatever you want, follow your mind and instinct.

Pippa has found her Connor.

>>49785793
>less retarded
>60% of her jokes are about shitting

>>49785713
if he cared at all about vtuber etiquette he would've looked it up after the interview after she bluntly told him the shit he was pulling wouldn't fly anywhere else, I think it's going to be a roof tenma or nothing

>>49785838
>Just BEE URSELF!
No that is a terrible idea. Fucking talk to management and peers about it.

yfw marimari is just the phase friend version of tobs but better

If you're reading this Pippa, just do whatever I want, follow my suggestions and instructions exactly.

>>49785838
And talk to your managers and friends for perspective. Instincts can be stupid sometimes. Get an outside perspective that isn't here

>>49785838
Pippa is not stupid, if this guy negatively affects her steams, she'll do something about it.

>>49785838
yeah, do it on stream, pippa
just like Jim did it once

I hate this about the bleed over from idol culture into vtuber culture. not even Pokimane simps flip their shit when she collabs with a male streamer

>>49785784
Fishman hired Tenma because she makes up for the spine all of the other gen 1's lack.

You guys need to understand that these Fags use the live stream to pressure others into being nice to them, and it really sucks. The same thing happened with the Lia situation.

>>49785179
You can't meet 2D people anon.

>>49785851
Anon you can't dox like that, hes CDawgVA!

>>49785916
You're in the wrong hobby then really if you hate idols

>>49785611
>>49785584
Man, you faggots are trying so hard to blow this up into some huge issue.

>>49785652
All Tenma does is getting mad at things and being a waterbro that everybody ignores.

>>49785871
is she german?

>>49785916
You one of those gay fags who doesn't like idols? Show us that slick little hole.

>>49785826
you're right

>>49785962
Sometimes getting mad at something is all you need, especially when all of the others choose not to.

>marimari too autistic to realize it's a miku upskirt and not just feet

>>49785784
>>49785934
>>49785687
Just delusional Kanpainiki headcanon.

>>49785793
Watching mari is like a fever dream

>>49785958
there's s reason I'm here and not in a holofag thread

>>49785611
Pippa is too nice to tell him to fuck off for just calling in and no fan of hers would attack her for this. So with no real pressure from fans and her being too passive this is probably going to go on until management or another talent gets involved or schizos like Henri start to fuck with him

>>49785958
>if you hate idols
I don't hate idols or even idol culture, I just realize that streamers aren't idols and don't qualify with the closest thing being former idols becoming streamers. It is a marketing gimmick to sell merch and prerecorded concerts and nothing more.

>>49785962
finally, a sane reaction

>>49785838
"Just be yourself" is dogshit advice in every situation.
Always check your ideas and get input from peers you respect and trust, especially if they are more experienced or knowledgeable than you.

>>49786023
yeah its why I like her. reminds me of when I used to do a bunch of kratom

>>49785793
Did you see that epic gachi meme in the bottom left of her stream? She is so quirky, oh may gawd. Too much twitch humor for my tastes.

I wonder if Lia has discussed this with Pippa?

>>49785970
No, she’s just retarded

>>49786010
Hating on Tenma now?

>>49786032
she's read this thread

>>49786032
Schizo Henri vs Groomer Aspie is a hilarious battle I need to see happen.

>>49786069
Ah, so she's German. Got it.

Jigger status?

>>49786089
So?

>>49785958
It's not idols that are the issue, it's whiny entitled crybabies who would kill themselves if they weren't too busy throwing a tantrum every 3 minutes.

>>49786096
Nein

Now that pippa is collabing with men can we please get a DSP stream?

>>49785958
Nigger, that's why we're not watching holoshit.

Remember in the 12 minutes stream where Airi said "Hi honey, I'm home"? She was actually saying it to me.

>>49785896
>>49785885
Guys, you were right. She just talked with Tenma and this is what the fox had to say:

>>49786121
she knows its a net negative and ill distance herself from this shit

>>49785916
See: >>49785550
Pippa has collabed with males since the start, without issue except when the dude is a retard or fucks up. The CEO interview, for example, is beloved.

>>49786120
2000 pieces is fucking mental

>>49786159
Then who was at my door?

>>49785780
Hime cute.

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1659846204161945604
Pippa news
Shes replying to his tweets.
This must be an elaborate play to get Lia proper VA connections.

>>49786188
Me, you owe me 5 bucks faggot

>>49786130
Now my mindreading is telling me that the part of Pippa "now collabing with men" is just you pretending to be a retarded newfag, but the part of you not knowing that the DSP collab has been attempted in the past is you being a retarded newfag.
Checkmate.

>>49786176
Which is why she shouldn't do male collabs at all. She can't be trusted to make good decisions. That CEO interview was a fluke, not a pattern.

>>49786200
Lia already follows the guy on twitter as well

>>49786188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7yj6zRCXPI

>>49786205
Let me go break open my piggy bank, I think I've got enough nickels laying around to pay you off

>>49786200
Lia replied to my tweets too, does that mean I'm suddenly banging her?

>>49785736
Merry isn't a normalfag and has proven, at least as far as Pippa is concerned, to be a good friend to her. He just started off with a dislike of her fanbase and did his best to make sure they felt the same way about him. I'm not sure what this new guy's deal is, but he sure isn't entertaining.

>>49785916
male != groomer

>>49786255
(you (me))
I meant to say Pippa replied, but I'm sleepy and retarded

This is my first marimari stream and I love it.