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>>49745036
>She's just too dumb.
You convinced me. I'll watch her now.

Once IRyS reverts to an egg she must burrow underground for three years.
There her form will mature.

>>49745036
but she's dumb in an endearing manner.
don't fix what's not broken.

>>49745036
Lobotomize her

>>49745036
girls are cuter when they're a little dumb

>>49745036
thanks anon o love dumb. people nice recom. gonna watch and sub to her..

>>49745036
Shut up, you're dumb.

>>49745036
>She's just too dumb.
She's at least in the top half of EN for intelligence. Even higher if we add JP.

Let's have some actual discussion in this thread:
How did IRyS get so dumb?
How does she survive being so fucking dumb in real life?
Why is her sister beautiful and intelligent while she's a goblin fujoshi?
Can she be cured?

>>49754142
>while she's a goblin fujoshi?
I miss la goblina . . . .

>>49745036
>he thinks IRyS isn't just a genius pretending to be retarded
>he thinks Mori doesn't play neoclassical Russian piano pieces under a psuedonym
>he thinks Mumei isn't actually Rushia in disguise in an overcomplicated revenge plot Edmund Dantes-style
This guy.

>>49754013
She's Mel-tier

IRyS is perfect the way she is

>>49754561
Yeah, perfectly retarded

>>49754013
Excuse me?? Do you not watch her? She’s bottom 10 of all the girls in the company and that’s being generous. She’s probably only smarter than mel and maybe ayame.

She's the perfect amount of dumb though. She's cute and endearing without being so braindead that I feel weird about lusting after her

>>49754781
I do. She's so cute, dumb and lewd that it activates all my breeding instincts.
Legit do not get how some people see her as a little sister - I want to "trick" her into doing lewd shit to me and the thought of her actually knowing what she is doing sometimes turns me on more than her innocent ignorance would.

>>49745036
But thats a feature bro.

>>49745036
Why would I ruin perfection?

You guys don't fucking understand. The smartest chuubas know to pretend to be dumb because only dumb women are likable.

>In this thread people that get off to drooling retards
me included

Just put her next to moomei moomei and she'll look smart by comparison

>>49761942
Nah she dumb fr bro

>>49745036
did IRyS ever go to college or do any job before hololive?

>>49754986
you can breed your little sister

>>49763148
She spent about a week as a teacher's assistant for kindergartners before getting shipped off to lunch duty because she didn't have the smarts to teach babbies.

sex, repeatedly

>>49745036
Make her play Brain Age and more Big Brain Academy.
It probably won't do anything but it will at least make a fun stream.

>>49763995
that was when she was in highschool, tutoring middle school kids for credit. She got kicked off because she was just chatting shit with the middleschoolers instead of tutoring them

I like how she plays games mouth agape. Probably sits there fucking drooling like a cute lil retard.

>>49745723
With my dick I'll smack her around the head with it a few times like an old crt tv

>>49745036
you can't, the best you can do is impregnate her to make semi-retarded children

>>49764757
Huh, could have sworn it was for little kids. Oh well.

>>49745036

>>49767182
And don't you dare try.

>>49766587
You underestimate my power!
OUR CHILDREN WILL BE FULLY RETARDED

>>49766587
she's still asian and they could inherit her sisters doctor genes

>>49745036
Please don't make my wife any smarter. She's perfect as is.

>first post wasn't picrel
for shame

>>49745036
Don't, being intelligent for women is a debuff.

Who is dumber between IRyS, moom and goomba?

>>49745036
What is the issue here?

>Has some of the best opsec despite being around for nearly 10 years
Yeah, she's really dumb.

>>49772672
I think IRyS is slightly dumber than Gura and Gura is far dumber than Mumei.

ritalin

>>49754142
She went all in on charisma and dex. Dumped all other stat

>>49779204
Bas—
>>>>>>Dex

>>49779204
>IRyS
>dex
lmao

>>49767182

That's this whole Board.

Cuckolds by choice or born retards meant to grind into meat

I'm awaiting the In-fighting amongst the cult clans (Mori's, Fauna, Kroni's atm pack etc.) to eat one another in a few months and at the cons once Hololive starts showing it's Rot

Every other board comes now just to piss and exit on /vt/ and I clearly see why

>>49779615
cool reddit spacing too bad nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say

>>49779615
Jesas, go back.

>>49745036
just undumb her

>>49776899
All of EN is dumb

Not possible

>>49779615
>random capitalization
>ESL
germans are subhuman

>>49745149
>>49745581
>>49745753
>>49750185
Based. Smart women are for faggots, I want a lovable retard I can laugh at.

>>49745036
She's exactly the right level of dumb. No more, no less.

She should be shorter and her chest flatter.

>>49779204
>Dex
Have you seen her play vidya?

>>49745036
Still smarter than Mumei...

>>49790841
Smartest kid in a special ED class aint that impressive though...