/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

imagine being stuck in an elevator with the fauna and mori after dinner
filthy vegan braps and mori's famous death gas

>>49720816
>I miss my FRIENDS :(
Lmao whore

>I love mommy. I have all of mommy's ASMR streams in a playlist which I listen to on loop every waking morning every sleeping night and every moment in between almost religiously. I love mommy.

I

MISSU


FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ASMR collab fucking when

>>49721080
Kronii already ruined one of Fauna's asmr streams recently. No thanks

>>49721188
Mori's ASMR streams are actually pleasant and she can take it seriously though

>>49721446
Credit where credit is due

We have quite a few memesters talents

really though I miss fauna

>>49721446
I don't like her voice or her as a person, so she'd have to be quiet the whole stream for me ro enjoy it

I cannot remember what fauna sounds like... it's over...

Fauna doesn't miss you.

Mori is the one that posts crying saplings

>>49723863
Mori is the one who posts Beeg Mooner

>>49720816
https://www.youtube.com/live/AKXc7wyuq3M?feature=share&t=12296
>she was just projecting
the plot thickens

Fauna, we're not friends, Just cause you joined my corpo doesn't make us friends
oh, and I like girls' talk, and I don't want you to gachikoi all over me, so don't show up to the next one

>Uuuu, Kroni, she said we weren't friends
>well just take a vacation then I do it all the time

>Uuu, chat, you can't be friends with your oshi

I know all this happened because Fauna is my best friend

>>49721080
hopefully fucking never

>>49728234
Why is the pink gorilla like this?

Fauna is NOT her friend and will never be. And no, it's not yours neither anon.

>>49721188
I actually really liked that one

Has Fauna apologized yet?

>>49728674
Correct
She's my wife

>>49728234
unironically the thing that made me start really disliking Mori, she ruined the little bit of faumei ASMR we were getting

Do saplings call Eddy daddy?

>>49720816
Does Fauna consider Mori a "friend". Or is that too parasocial for her?

>>49720816
Is she hoping for it to get clipped or something and attention that way?
They literally share nothing in common except not being zoomers and they almost never interract either

>>49729230
bruh

>>49729236
Lets be honest who would want Mori as a friend

>>49721080
I'm looking forward to it.

>>49723863
So I've been fucking a landwhale?

>>49720816
I love Fauna.

squeeb

>>49720816
I swear every single EN has mentioned Fauna while she’s been on break. Is she the main character of EN?

>>49729158
That's actually when I started to dislike her as well. It didn't help that /uuu/ was raided by deadbeats after she showed up and the thread turned to shit.

>>49732274
>risuners get to fuck Calliope
Lucky!

>>49733509
what do you think prisuners night is? We all gangbang Mori in the gulag.

>>49729158
>>49733410
>t.totally not the same person

>>49720816
Does she at least consider her fellow holomems friends?
>no we can't be friends mumei, this is a professional relationship
>hello my dear acquaintance bae!

Saplings. . I will roll fauna in a blunt set her on fire and smoke her and get high as fuck. Say bye to your mommy.

>>49733614
Why would it be so hard to believe that there are two saplings who dislike Mori after that? During Fauna's first endurance stream, Mori refused to participate with Fauna's batsu wheel and deadbeats invaded our thread because saplings had the audacity to be annoyed with Mori. I would be surprised if it was only two saplings who felt this way after that.

>>49726493
Imagine being friend with mommy
What a pathetic loser

>>49721080
>asmr colllab fucking
I wish, fuck this yuribait, either go all the way or go home. My coffeemaker has one job, top make coffee, it doesn't make coffee undertones.

I don't want to hear an asmr of fauna going down on mori rancid snatch.

who got the timestamp of mori saying the creepy motherfucker in that zombie game is a sapling

>>49734301
It's not hard to believe there are two retarded saplings, he was just being nice

>>49734021
NOOOOOOO Don't smoke FAUFAU!!!!

>>49720816
Who?

>>49723742
false
https://files.catbox.moe/ofl4g3.mp4

>>49743308
God I miss her..

>>49743669
When I would come back from vacation my dog would get so excited it would pee itself, I think that's what will happen to me

>>49720866
You're uneducated. My wife is vegan and her bowel movements are cleaner than a fresh spring breeze.

Also it's a well known fact that vegans naturally have the best tasting genitals, since the only meat that enters their body is my bell pepper of justice, their bodies are 95% genetically modified grease like most of the people on earth.

>>49734021
ayo pass the fauna blunt

>>49743308
dyrbi

>>49743750
Yeah you know now that you mention it that's a real possibility

>>49743917
yes

>>49743917
I do, yes

>>49734301
>our thread
rumao

>>49730751
According to everyone who's ever interacted with her she's really fun to be around
not that you would know anything about streams, or friendship

>>49744221
where's the clip of a holo calling another holo a boring bitch

>>49744259
Weird cope to assume that not having to constantly affirm something automatically means it's untrue. What I know does exist are numerous clips, streamables, and soundposts of vtubers making fun of this behavior

>>49744437
mate stop speaking like a faggot, just because the girls say something doesn't make it true

>>49720816
newfag
https://streamable.com/hcxkny

>>49734021
>>49739044

>>49743843
>>49748626
DO NOT SMOKE FAUFAU!!!!
She is addictive like Tobacco but offers NO HIGH! It's just like smoking celery and maple leaves!
(Also Faufau in smoke form will coalesce again as Unuaf and deliver her wrath upon us! You puff at our collective peril!)

>>49750195
wtf is Unuaf I only know Anuaf

>>49720816

>>49750366
It's Fauna's smoke form that merges with Fauna to make Goth Form Fauna. This is entirely lore accurate and not just made up on the spot over a typo.

>>49744221
everyone except gura that is

>>49721953
You really just sound like a miserable person though, so I'm glad youre not the deciding factor for these things.

>>49720816
>fauna is Mori's next target
the "we can't be friends" thing makes perfect sense now

i love you guys

>>49751063
No our perfect forest princess waifu is going to get introduced to drugs and mind altering substances! Faufau...

How do you guys feel knowing that Fauna is probably being plowed by a giga chad and gives absolutely not fucks about you paypigs Do you really miss her knowing she's getting SEEDED every night.

where Mommy!?? UUUUuuUUUUUUuuuUUU

>>49751311
Nah no one is going to bang this nerdy vegan control freak with an asmr mic. I'm out of exasperated Sapling photos anyway.

>>49751461
177013? b-based

>>49751826
I had to Google that, but yes. Good catch. Faufau is changing who she is to play her character. It would be a disservice if we didn't booli the Kirin a little over it.