/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I want to have casual conversations with Gura while she's on the shitter

>>49689195
it should've been me..

I love my wife so much!!

So Gura really is ignoring us on purpose?

So, Gura is OK with talking while going to the bathroom

Girls code is just a myth

Gura cute Gura cute!

So now that's confirmed Gura isn't actually busy and she's permanently online, what's the new cope for the lack of communication?

Gura's sending me a love letter, I won bros. See you later.

my wife

This stream was really fun but the permanently online thing kinda upsets me.
If you're permanently online how the fuck do you manage to ghost us for so many days so often without anything at all.
God dammit.

Kiara what the fuck

Gura is going to write a love letter to me, Anonymous

>>49689296
She's teasing us

>>49689296
tummy hort

Dear friends of mine, summer is almost here and soon we will be able to see the results of her hard work on all the projects she couldn't talk about for almost a year.
I bet it's gonna be an amazing summer filled with unique Gura content like never seen before. She does all this for us, I'm so glad she's such a hard worker.
The patience we had will be completely worth it, think about it. If she liked working on these projects so much that she forgot to tweet about collabs and even canceled streams without warnings, taking weeks of breaks at once even, they must be something very special that will absolutely make us feel loved and heal our saddened heart.
All the holidays she didn't stream and we spent alone with our buds here supporting each other in hard times only made us stronger, she did it for us.
Everything we didn't get from her for the past 12 months or so we will get this summer for sure. I'm glad this community feels just like a group of friends getting through hard times together, never losing faith in our favorite entertainer shark girl.

Congratulations, Gura! Good job! Hang in there!

>>49689296
Uhh she works remotely

Mumei's girly thing to say "Let's go to the bathroom together." Gura question. "Is it okay to talk one another while in the stall?" Kiara "It depends." Mumei don't start convo or immediate talk. Kiara respects girl talk in the bathroom while noises happen. Gura doesn't want to out an EN member with bathroom talk? Real girls talk happens after this girl's talk. A private circle we aren't involved in. Mumei said guys would get weird if they heard this secret girl talk. Gura will not break the girl code. More girl's talk with every participating member anonymously setting love letter in a situation provided to see which is most doki doki voted by chat or members there. After that, she'll reveal who wrote that letter. That's a good idea. ChatGPT not allowed. Mumei thinks she can't do it because it would be obvious. Gura still hungry?

>>49689344
Wait a minute, I'm anon. That letter in mine!

>>49689331
I noticed something when I read the comments section. Chumbies aren't funny.

>>49689379
Yes, surely this is what will happen...

Gooba chan cuteeeee

Gura Cute

Gura's moe gap.

>>49689358
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>49689296
she prefers kfp over chumbies now

I love Gura the most!

Dear Gawr Gura,

I hope this letter finds you swimming in joy, just as your streams always fill my heart with happiness. I write to you today not merely as a fan, but as someone who deeply appreciates your existence in this vast ocean we call life.

From the moment I first stumbled upon your channel, I was captivated by your unique charm. Your shark-like avatar, your playful demeanor, and your infectious laugh, everything about you managed to reel me in. And as I dived deeper, watching your streams became a part of my daily routine, a comforting presence in my life.

Your passion for gaming is palpable in every stream, and your love for singing resounds with every note you hit. The energy and joy you put into your content are contagious, and they never fail to lift my spirits. I love how you're not afraid to show your quirky side, to laugh at your own mistakes, and to be authentically you. It's endearing and makes you relatable.

Your streams are not just about entertainment; they are a community where people from all over the world come together. And in this community, you've created an environment that is welcoming, warm, and fun. It's a place where I, along with countless others, feel at home.

Gura, you've impacted my life in more ways than you can imagine. Your streams have brought me comfort during challenging times, and your joyful personality has often been a beacon of positivity when I needed it most. For that, I am eternally grateful.

In the vast sea of virtual content, you're a shining star, Gura. Keep being the amazing shark you are, and continue to spread joy and laughter in your unique way.

With admiration and affection,

[Your Name]

Gura had fun being a girl. Kiara confirms that Gura is such a girl. Gura is a nail expert or Calli. The only thing girly about Calli is nails? You've gotta uncover her girliness. Gura's POV who is the girly in EN? Fauna wins LOL. Gura and Mumei haven't met her yet?

They couldn't meet because they're the same person!

>Fauna
She lacks awareness. Gura is too fucking cute.

>THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>49689529
I wrote this

Gura and Mumei must be kept apart or the CONSEQUENCES WILL BE DIRE

Do you think Gura has the same feelings about being friends with the audience that Fauna does?

Oh, nevermind. They mean they haven't met each other. Mumei and Gura haven't met each other. The conspiracy of them being the same lives on. Kiara met both of them. Kiara can't make a distinction: real vs online. Only mood thing.

>>49689722
Fauna is Gura's audience and she made friends with her real quick

>>49689529
>watching your streams became a part of my daily routine
damn I want to live in this timeline

>>49689722
She's even more disconnected from her audience than fauna

Cute giggle

>>49689722
>think
nice joke anontachi

>>49689775

>>49689722
Probably? Who cares if she does.

>>49689722
Gura's introverted self is completely unable to truly bond with her audience.

Fauna got Gura and Mumei confused before. From the minecraft wither stream? If you can't tell them apart you are deaf? Kiara sounded different on her old mic. HiRyS it's KiaraRyS? Mumei can't imitate IRyS. Yeah, we knew that from the April Fool's stream. Girls talk ending... Gura looking for old videos of Kiara with old mic.

>>49689722
Gura doesn't even want to talk to us, what do you think?

>>49689722
No, you would have to remember your audience to be friends with them

Soundpost right there

I need to eat now

she's dead

Bye sisters

>Bye sisters!
kek

>>49689921
I was the same, until Gura.

Good, I didn't like the valley girl shit

Valley Gura is dead

Bye sisters

>>49690035
Gura is the same now

right back into losing my mind I go, if the last collab made it 2x worse this one cranked it up to 5x, jesus christ Gura please, give us something

We never got to find our her scent...

shark gone...

Gura killed Valley Girl. Gabby sistahs... Mumei can't say Auf Wiedersehen!! Kiara, Gura and Mumei falling asleep under the kotatsu together. That's the end of girls talk.

>>49689722
no, well back when she did stream she considered us friends

I think mumei is tired of the "we sound the same" meme

What now

Nooo, Gura come back!

>>49689430
I mean yeah, 90 percent of them aren't. Only a few can actually crack good jokes.

BYE SISTERS

alright, time for another week of nothing until the next collab

And that is the last we will see of her this month unless she does the new outfit reveal but I don't think she had it planned this month but before her Birthday stream.

DONT LEAVE ME GURA NOT AGAIN

WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I miss Gura

>>49690128
I don't blame her. It's a shitty meme and only people with shit hearing or are ESL get them confused

>>49690029
Sound post material for the future

>>49690128
I am too, they don't

Buds, girls are really cute...
And of course my wife Gura is the cutest of them all!!

More ASMR never ever

>>49690128
i've never even heard it. thought i was surrounded by deaf people

>>49690171
Aim worse next time.

>>49689722
She barely talk to us dude what do you think

>>49690136
We wait another week for the next Kiara collab for our 2 hours of Gura!

>>49689430
none of the holo EN fanbases are
you need to look at small corpo and indie 3 views

>>49690230
Roger roger

And now Gura goes back to being on tiktok for 7 days while watching some gordon ramsay shows, she's fully booked

>>49689722
She doesn't see us not even as friend-zoned losers. We're nothing but ATMs to her, at least now. Maybe in 2020 and 2021 it was different but not now, people don't leave friends alone on holidays or ghost them/zombie them like she does.

That's a very nice stream with a very nice thread. Bye sisters don't bite the baits too hard.

>>49690251
closer to three weeks at best, Kiara's gonna be on the move soon

>no update on when next stream will be

I hope they make Gura a regular part of the group, that was a great stream

Gura is so girly, bros...

>>49690136
admit necron superiority

>>49690256
Bruh, none of the fanbases are funny. That's that small vtuber cope

>>49690288
Did you even watch the stream? She doesn't use tiktok

Alright enjoy the incoming shitfest

>>49689430
I like to make jokes but I'm almost never funny.

>>49690222
I think they do have a similar timbre sometimes, however their speech patterns are very different

Hear me out. Gura is busy with various small projects and some big projects, that's why she was inactive for almost a year, but you don't have to worry because she would never neglect her fans to work on project that will never come out, her projects are surely proceeding well since she doesn't even have the time to continue watchalongs for movie may anymore, of course she knows we love and miss her, that's why she's trying her hardest to complete her projects and blow us away with all the love she poured on them for almost a year. Gura would never get into something if there's no benefit for us. Has she ever disappointed us before? believe in the shark that loves you from the bottom of her heart.

That was a great stream.
Gura was a bit shy and quiet towards the end, which is just how she tends to be in collabs.
She seems to be doing alright, and I think she'll stream again soon.

>>49690288
B-but she's busy/literally dying!!

>>49689430
>Rinse and repeat the same dead jokes for over 2 years
>Say the most cringe things imaginable in chat
>Roleplay in the comment section for some reason while thinking it's funny
Gee, I wonder why they aren't considered masters of comedy...

>gura what are you looking at
Gura came up with a good excuse

>>49690389
>big projects
yeah, me

>>49689430
I'm funny but I only make mean jokes.

>>49690292
That's because Pekora has nothing else to do but look after her fans and her monkey that is generally outlawed in most countries.

I am the Jim Cramer of Gura stream predictions, I say she won't stream this weekend.

i want to hear their secret chats that guys would misunderstand and twist the meaning of.....

>>49690318
yeah ot went by pretty fast, I want to see gooba making a love confession

The worst has come to pass....

>>49689430
There's a few regulars that are funny but they often get overshadowed by the awful cringelords like Wings and bjoarn.

The "Gura sub channel" and the jokes about Gura being close to Kiara actually make me go insane, I always think she is actually there with her and that's why she won't stream

>>49690408
She is fine, she just doesn't want to stream for us. That much should be clear at this point

>>49690444
Same desu They really love teasing us with that. Drives me wild

Oh god I can't wait for summer to be here already. I'm already shaking thinking of all the projects we will finally be able to see after she worked so hard on them for almost a year. She even skipped holiday streams to work on the projects, she just loves us so much she wants to create only the top content for us. I'm so glad she's my oshi, there is no other oshi that loves her fans so much that she works so hard for them she even forgets about making posts to keep us updated. Gura is really the most hardworking holo girl and I'm so proud of her, I love her so much and I know she would never disappoint me. I will support her with all I can until the day she leaves hololive, then I will wish her to live a happy life surrounded by many dear people that love her a lot, she deserves happiness more than anybody else in the world. I hope she makes at least 3 daughters and 2 sons, to balance a little bit. I bet they would be beautiful just like the mother and the future dad.

And now the ghosting resumes

Missed the whole thing cause I’m a worthless tard. Did Gura mention any streams to come soon?

>>49690497
Anon, that wasn't a ghost.

>>49690497
just two more weeks of ghosting buddy have faith, only two more weeks.

>>49690408
She needs to collab with Kiara more, Kiara never lets her do her thing and become invisible until the collab ends, she keeps bringing Gura up and pressing her to talk.

>>49689722
https://www.youtube.com/live/D0Dy1CfuEtw?feature=share&t=2433

That's a great stream and I got what I want. Now excuse me I am going to buy those skincare stuff that Gura is using.

>>49690128
I am too, I don't hear it at all personally

Will she break her record of time between streams on her channel?

>>49689722

I miss her already

>>49690318
I don't, that means less solo streams

>>49690589
Man she had so much energy in Stanley Parable, those streams were great

>>49689781
lol

>>49690292
But people actually interact with ATMs..

>>49690589
She didn't intend to tell us anything about clothing she likes until she got outed as liking girly stores. This isn't friend behavior.

Dear Gura,

Oh, how the sun shines a little less brightly when you're not streaming. It's like a cloudy day, but without the poetic charm or the promise of rain. Your absence from the streaming world is felt deeply, like a void that can't be filled by anything else, not even the most entertaining of cat videos.

Your streams, oh, they're a thing of beauty. The way you play games with such... "expertise" is truly a sight to behold. Who needs a pro gamer when we can watch you get lost in a maze for hours on end? And the way you handle horror games? Absolutely "brave". Your screams of terror are like a lullaby to our ears.

And let's not forget your singing. Your voice, it's like a chorus of angels... if those angels were tone-deaf and had never heard a melody before. But don't worry, we're not here for the quality of the singing, we're here for the "entertainment".

Your interactions with chat are also "top-notch". The way you ignore our messages and focus on the game is truly "engaging". Who needs interaction when we can watch you play in silence?

And the way you handle criticism? Truly "admirable". It's like watching a masterclass in public relations. Your ability to ignore the negativity and focus on the "positive" is truly inspiring.

But despite all this, we still miss you when you're not streaming. It's like a hole in our hearts that can't be filled. So please, Gura, grace us with your presence. We're all eagerly waiting for your next "masterpiece".

With all the "love" in the world,
Your "biggest" fan.

>>49690619
She has to break the hiatus record. Imagine if she actually broke the hiatus record without actually being on hiatus, wouldn't it be funny? h-ha ha...

>>49689430
>constantly spamming feet shit for a year
Yeah I wonder why she's tired of us

>>49690651
Yeah I was rewatching it today, here have a cute frustrated Gura noise
https://www.youtube.com/live/gSkomsykMI0?feature=share&t=5028

>>49690690
>She didn't intend to tell us anything about clothing she likes
"chumbuds" he said

Are we ready for summer, chumbies? all the projects will finally be out and we will be able to appreciate all the work that out beloved idol put into them for us. Personally I have high expectations and I'm sure she won't let me down, she worked so much for months, taking sudden breaks and canceling streams, even during holidays that she really wanted to spend with us. She's truly an angel, there isn't a vtuber who is more dedicated to her fanbase than she is.

>>49690701
That is why we love gura.

>>49690292
This. It feels like she just wants nothing to do with us until she wants to get a quick payday. No one ghosts their friends or people they care about this hard.

>>49690619
>>49690701
What's the current record?

>>49690765
Don't forget the cybersex lovenest!

They really are going all out, huh?

wow he is working extra hard right now lmao. Does he getting mad because we drown him out during the stream?

Nobody in this thread cares about Gura. Why haven't you changed the name to Gura Hate General yet?

You can report the faggot for spam.
Whine all you want, but if you type the same retarded sarcastic shit, and you're the same fag, that's just spam.

>>49690849
Bye sisters! was addressing them. They can finally shut up about her talking to KFP on Kiara's channel.

Gura streamed and I'm all pumped now
I'm gonna go ride my bike for a while

>>49690805
About two months

>>49690805
about 2 months, I'm too lazy to add up the actual days

I'm severely disappointed they didn't talk about Gura's body hair and I'm not going to pretend I'm alright.

I enjoyed this stream immensely.
She's such a girly girl. A dorky girly girl.

Holy kek gura antis are probably the funniest on this board, you guys live with this shit? it has to be bots... yes I know most are bots

>>49690461
I hope Im not one of the cringe ones.. I dont think im funny, I dont make jokes often, but I hope its not too bad when I do.

>>49690955
It helps that we literally do not care about anything outside of Gura, so their shitposts generally have no effect on us.

>>49690901
>>49690919
Oh wtf no wonder this year/last year feels so empty

>>49690955
This is the worst split on this board. Prove me wrong.

>>49690955
We already get used to it. I am glad chumbuds are smart enough to ignore him during the stream.

>>49690962
Say your name and i'll tell you if you're cringe or not. Say it now or forever hold your peace and know if you're cringe or not. I know pretty much all the regulars.

Sex with a fembud.

>>49690408
she was alright last week too, it didn't go anywhere

>>49691020
Name your top 20 funniest regulars. I wanna know if I'm there

>>49690955
he even showed us his scripts for the bot one time. it's a frog

her "I'm back" stream was on Feb 11th btw.

>>49690953
She's the perfect girl...

She is even more girly than I thought...I love her so fucking much...

>>49690497
zombieing*

hey chumbie, guess what? You're old

It was nice to hear Gura again and hear her talk about panty lines and other cunny related stuff. It's a shame they didn't bring up cameltoe, but I know they were thinking it. Who knows when we'll hear from Gura again. Makes me really sad. I thought I was over her but then I hear that voice again and it brings ms back everytime

>>49690941
Mumei is asking Gura for advice on getting a bald pussy right now. Kiara is also giving them tips for laser hair removal.

Chumbuds it's over...Gura is a girl confirmed

someone got the dramanigger soundpost?

alright, I'm done lamenting the absolute state of things. at least she was really cute and we learned some new things. back to vidya

>>49690559
Uh oh.. I hate bloodsuckers.. atleast they dont have spysuckers in the basegame..

>>49691140
Gura doesn't need any tips, she doesn't grow any. Kiara was going to ask about it but Gura said she didn't want her condition confirmed.

>>49691138
nyo...

>>49691139
>>49691140
now that you bring it up we didn't get scent or pube mentions, I don't think anyone won today

>>49691099
shame about the chemical x, tho.

>>49691155
meds

>>49690444
Probably something related to their vaginas. Tampons or wiping. Or maybe talking about guys they like or current boyfriends

Whose delusion is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite happy though.
Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,
I watch him laugh. I cry hello.

He gives his delusion a shake,
And laughs until his belly aches.
The only other sound's the break,
Of approaching thunders from storms ahead.

The delusion is unyielding, pathetic and deep,
But he has an agenda to keep,
After a fap and lots of sleep.
Sweet dreams come to him cheap.

He rises from his bare bed.
Gentle thoughts of sharks in his head,
He eats his jam with lots of quaso bread.
Ready for the thread ahead.

>>49691058
i dont really view anyone as particularly funny, they're all just okay to me. I only really take notice of the cringe ones and mentally block them out at times

>>49690619
>it's been two weeks since mountain king already
why is time so fast

>>49691310
time actually moves even faster than when you're having fun if things suck the right way

Just saw it in global kek

>>49691302
Ok name twenty you can think of that aren't cringe. I wanna know if I'm there

>>49691155
meds

>>49691302
Who are the cringe regulars?

What do rationalbuds do now? Do you just put her out of your mind and do other things? Everytime I try to do that, I can't up but slip back into being anxious about her.

I want to be on someone's list I post dozens of times per thread I deserve it

Why are you guys wanting to bring up namefags?

>>49691468
rationalbuds took off as soon as the stream ended, you're only gonna get rationalbud larpers looking to rile you up

>>49690805
2022-12-08 > 2023-02-12

>>49691468
Just go do other things and close the thread, dummy. If you’re allergic to notifications and shitposting actually bothers you just check holodex once in a while.

>>49691468
do reps.
post here
wait for next stream

Any teammatebuds or takobuds want to super them and ask about the bathroom talk thing? It'll be hard getting it out of ina if true though

>>49689722
wouldnt know, she doesnt stream

I don't remember Gura saying anything goomworthy. I think she's too embarrassed to act like that during collabs.

>>49691490
Nta asking but sometimes when other buds talk about lists or their opinions on other fans I want to see if my name pops up on that list. Too bad no one ever posts them

>>49691594
She's not a twitch whore

>>49691594
Her talking about never wearing leggings as pants unless she can cover her bits with a hoodie got me for some reason

>>49691588
that sounds gross, follow gura's advice and respect the others privacies

>>49691302
List the cringe ones then, I hope im not among them.

>>49691310
It's already 6 months into 2023 and we had only 15 streams on her channel since the start of the year. A stream every 12 days in average. Kinda dire.

>>49691648
You know what I meant and only a shitposter would deny that she likes to tease us.

>>49691594
all her girly talk was gosling worthy

>>49691660
She just wasn't sure if they cared about revealing it. They might not care

>>49691682
This. It's been two weeks since the last time I hear her...I miss her so much why is she treating us like that...

>>49691710
That's true, my heart has a boner and it's preventing blood from going to my dick. Guess I'll goom later.

>>49691594
She was about to say uterus in the start when Kiara asked here what made her a girl.

>>49691637
Is there actually lists of cringebuds? I hope I’m not on any.

>>49691769
Thanks I missed that

Anyone got the timestamp of that stomach voice?

>>49691769
>Kiara asked here
Kiar shitposts on /ggg/...

>>49691803
I think most people here hate wings and bjoarn (at least I hope so) but everyone else isn't that bad.
Of course, regular gifters are also cringe.

>>49691803
why the fuck do you care so much

>>49691861
Wings isn't that bad sometimes. He makes Gura laugh and I will always forgive anyone who does that.

>>49691803
bud if you have ever made any comment at all you're on someones cringe list, don't worry about it as long as you aren't one of these >>49691861

>>49691682
I remember people telling me to wait patiently during the holiday ghosting because she was "going to come back strong" and that she sounded like she meant it. Now here we are, it only got worse.

>>49691861
I only really dislike gifters, I can ignore the rest. Don't know why you dislike wings.

>>49691594
>literally showed her anal beads on-stream

>>49691861
Also can't forget homobeggars that show up in prechat sometimes

>>49691861
wings is ok sometimes. Bjoarn on the other hand...

>>49691969
That was Kiara and they weren't anal beads.

QRD on this bjoarn guy? I think he has me blocked kek

>>49691969
That's a very good teaser. She definitely did it on purpose.

I comment and SC quite often and I know I'm cringe and unfunny. I do it just to feel I'm in the group and hope Gura notices me. I wonder if I should just stop.

>>49691971
oh yeah.. I forgot they existed, fuck them too. homobeggars and gifters deserve the rope.

>>49689296
no cope, she's burnt out and is doing the bare minimum in the contract

>>49691861
Only people I don't like are the gifting faggots, the few like bjoarn, and the ones that bring up the homos. I might find a few others as cringe but they aren't really hurting anything.

How many guys is this, do you know? Like two or three samefagging?

>>49692036
Who said you need to be funny for SC? I always SC something just very simple and supportive. You just need an outstanding user name to make people or Gura notices you.

>>49692032
That wasn't her retard.

>>49691969
>>49692002
>>49692032
Are you people actually stupid?
https://markhillhair.com/products/pick-n-mix-textured-waver-barrel

>>49692074
Two at most, maybe one.

>>49692074
Who?

>>49692029
Made some holiday song or some shit, spammed countless SC's asking for Gura to listen to it to the point where she would skip his SC's, and general cringe

>>49692036
There's some people that comment and SC a lot that aren't total cringe like Avril is someone I notice that sends a lot of SC and is okay.
You don't have to be super funny in a superchat, just say something cute. I'm sure Gura cringes at a lot of the funny ones and hates having to say them.

>>49692134
Why did you you me? I was saying Kiara did it.

>>49692134
>implying you cannot use it as anal beads when you don't use it to do your hair
yeah right and pencils and toothbrushes and brushes are never used like dildos by little girls either.

>>49692157
Meds. Gura doesn't read superchats she doesn't like.

GOD TIER
chumbies who can actually make gura laugh

HIGH TIER
prechatters that actually talk about gura

MID TIER
most people

LOW TIER
emoji spammers

SHIT TIER
homobeggars
@fag1 @fag2 @fag3 @fag4 @fag5 @fag6 hello!
Fireholden

>>49692029
i'm pretty sure he's an actual pedophile in his 30s. i remember the time he tried to slide into the DMs of that underage gura roleplayer

>>49692074
Who really cares, just let them tire themselves out like usual.

>>49692252
He's married. He mentioned it before.

What is it with you faggots and giving literal whos attention? Jesus Christ.

how the fuck do you guys even notice other users? are you guys autistic...

>>49692249
Rather than laugh I try to give her topics to talk about. It works when she reads supas during chatting streams, not when she plays games though.

>>49692029
he's just an obnoxious idiot, which isn't unique but he's also always there

>>49692036
I like to crack jokes but they only land like once in a blue moon, but life would feel pretty bleak to me if I stopped trying. But you don't have to feel compelled to write something funny for every SC, you can just say nice things and save the jokes for when you actually think you have a good one.

Outlast trials is out now it seems, maybe well get a stream of that tomorrow?

I like kiara now

>>49692327
because i've been in chat for almost 3 years lol. regulars come and go anyways, we've lost a large part of the old regulars so it's hard to remember them.

>>49692342
If we don't, then expect another week of ghosting. If Outlast cant bring her back, nothing will.

has anyone posted pictures of the brands Gura likes

>>49692397
there were amazon links last thread if you wanted to buy them

>>49692333
Yeah that's some pretty good SC too.

>>49691522
>>49691581
I guess I'll dip, then. Even though I still hesitate because I enjoy talking about Gura with other people and you guys are pretty cool during comfy hours. I just can't stand looking at these same four or five shitposts anymore, though.

Whenever I share my opinion in chat she always shits on it lol

>>49692412
I meant the clothing brands sorry I want to imagine her in the clothing

>>49692121
I almost never send joke supers but I've got a few pretty good reasons to believe she really likes what I send most of the time.

>>49692029
Some say he's French, he said he's 36yo in chat recently, he talked about sailing and baking. Once Gura called him cringe because he was spamming cringey pickup lines in supas, also he's in every Gura pic or thread on twitter and @s everyone who is a chat regular. Make your own conclusions.

>>49692249
I spam emojis to blend in with other emoji spammers because I'm too shy and I don't want to risk being noticed

>>49692434
Like what?

>>49692423
There's still plenty of chumbuds here right now tho.

>>49692436
nah, we never got that. they veered off into weird fashion/tiktok stuff.

Super Mario movie is up for streaming to buy from Amazon.

>>49692593
Nigger Gura listed several clothing brands she likes after the Fauna outing thing. Do the work of googling them and posting pictures for me.

>>49692488
>Gura speaks French
>she's into sailing and baking too
He's trying hard to be her next love interest. Too bad she treats him like a retard.

>>49692578
>I just can't stand looking at these same four or five shitposts anymore, though.

>>49692611
She's totally going to watch it with us next weekend.

>>49692655
it's pretty easy to tune them out

>>49692593
I remember she mentioned some clothing brands she likes before

>>49692423
I would recommend you just don't come back at all unless she actually makes a return to streaming then because the shitposting is based on the reality of the situation
outside of /here/ is actually worse for me, at the end of march they were saying she just came back to use minecraft to fill a quota at the end of the month and it's only gotten worse ever since they were proven 'right', this shit is spreading and I hate it

she loves kfp more than us now...

>>49692655
Anon it's just like two shitposters, and try to use the filter if you can't ignore them. Their posts are so easy to filter.

>>49692811

>>49692793
I don't recall her mentioning brands, but she sometimes will mention a new random piece of clothing she got

>>49692861
I'm too dumb to use filters :(

Why so glum?

>>49692797
>outside of /here/
Never look at the catalog

>>49692793
Yeah. Right here.
https://youtu.be/JtG3C64lLJA?t=674
Bunch of clothes Gura likes.

>>49692925
I am quite happy tho

>>49692883
She talked about getting along with Fauna if I remember right, she said she could actually talk about brands and not just clothing in general, something like "you know X brand? right! and Y new thing? yepyep" you get the idea.

>>49692797
just know that anywhere outside of /ggg/ is awful for gura discussion
try to hang out in the big discord sometime and you'll be crawling back here

>>49692938
outside of this website I mean, my other haunts, a couple discords that aren't the fan discords
if anything this place isn't that bad because it's a den of negfativity whether it's sadposting or trolling, it's expected

>>49692949
Which she had no intention of telling us about, by the way. And you guys are ignoring secret Gura info.

>>49692797
Facebook?

>>49692797
that would make a lot of sense with the sudden uptick in streams from choo choo charles -> baldi's basics where she basically just disappeared again afterwards. I think it'd just be dumb to not be prepared for the possibility that she's just looking to run out her contract at this point

>>49693013
lol no I'm not SEA, if i was a part of that facebook group shit I wouldn't be on the brink of losing my mind like I am now, I'd have blown my top ages ago

stop doomposting you retards
there is no evidence whatsoever that gura wants to leave when everything points to the contrary

>>49692949
No I mean a stream way before this but I don't remember which one. Chumbuds found a website where there's bunch of girly dress that Gura mentioned.

>>49692797
Reminder that shitposters are nothing more than former chumbuds or doomer chumbuds. Antis don't give a shit about Gura, they're happy when she disappears. No anti would want Gura to stream more. You can believe the Cover shills from her who deflect at any given chance, or you can use your brain and try to understand how it really works.

>>49693073
Yes, the member stream where she talked about clothing and showed us picutures. But this is new info and everyone is too lazy to google pictures of clothing Gura likes.

>>49693078
It's hard to really tell when it seems as if the shitposters just get so upset whenever she does stream because it's something they don't like.

>>49693066
>everything points to the contrary
I mean, except for the fact that we only see her when kiara drags her into a collab now. Having one of your coworkers be good friends with you isn't enough for most people to stay at a job they don't like anymore.

>>49693078
>former chumbuds
They might as well be antis. They do nothing but lower morale. I dont know why they still come to /ggg/ other than to shitpost

>>49693131
they're different people, I know we have a couple obvious samefags but when things are bad it's venting, when she comes back and things are looking up the actual, full blown never were fans shitposters get really angry and start going NO YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY, GO BACK TO BEING UPSET

>>49693131
Personally I get upset when she ignores the elephants in the room, in this case the ghosting and the streams she canceled. So much for returning strong, and Movie May.

>>49693278
That's because you're an anti. Don't be fooled, tourists.

>>49691682
Damn if you put it that way it's pretty fucking bad

>>49693306
Oh yes right she's busy busy busy with projects, true! how could I forget...

>>49693078
>former chumbuds doomer chumbuds
>Still come to threads for cuckposting, insulting, wishing her death
Yeah those are called antis too

I hope the real chumbuds are busy googling clothing pictures and will post them for me.

>>49693306
something tells me that you're an actual anti just looking to fan the flames of the current shitty situation

>>49693359
>if you aren't a yesbud discord npc you are anti
You are an anti too.

SHE JUST FUCKING STREAMED YOU IMBECILES

>>49693332
Kiara literally said they are so busy at this moment and Gura deserve a vacation tho.

>>49693398
When I think of real chumbies I imagine goomerbuds and cunnyposters.

>>49693359
Some people just do that to blow off steam because for lulz. That's 4chan for you.

>>49693398
Trying too hard. Here's a last you

>>49693429
Busy with what? she's been "busy" for a year now. When are they gonna show the results? I'm sure all the ghosting and canceled streams, in addition to all holidays we passed alone, were TOTALLY worth working on projects instead. Come the fuck on, she's on vacation every other week.

>>49693422
They are doing this even when the stream is going, the same people who cried 24/7 about wanting to see Gura. Really makes you think huh.

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1659350435902226434
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1659350435902226434
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1659350435902226434
She sure isn't that busy if she has time to chat with Kiara until now

>>49693429
Kiara never said Gura deserves a vacation. I don't know if she said they were busy, maybe the KFP can confirm that too.

>>49693542
This. Fuck Kiara and Gura I believe this anon instead.

>>49693542
She's literally sick with COVID dude. Or are you one of those COVID deniers or doxsisters?

>>49693570
Duh. She said it herself today that she's "permanently online".
Of fucking course she can make a post if she wants, she just doesn't fucking care.

>>49693583
I can confirmed it for you.
https://www.youtube.com/live/X-WdWnIBjFw?feature=share&t=5354
>You know what? She deserved a fucking vacation, she should go with me.
https://www.youtube.com/live/X-WdWnIBjFw?feature=share&t=5407
>Just when? Because we are all very busy, you know? At the moment

>>49693422
That was 30% kiara and mumei. I want just gura

>>49693226
>NO YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY, GO BACK TO BEING UPSET
these are the exact people who say to complain to cover to force her to stream. they think happiness to see her = complacency when the majority of people just don't care.

>>49693624
No, you can't. Catbox it. I'm not a member.

>>49693621
She's fucking sick. She hasn't tweeted in 3 days. Does that answer your question?

>>49693661
Sick is chumbuds it seems like yeah

>>49693570
she isn't, I know you're shitposting and that I'm not helping but it's only streaming she's set aside and she's still able to slot in a few hours per week to show up on someone elses channel while acting like nothings wrong

>>49693542
What do you want me to do about it?

>>49693583
>>49693624(me)
I membered Kiara just for confirming ithis for you threadreading fags, you are welcome.

>>49692249
Prechatters are absolute cancer
Fags who can actually make her laugh are a very rare sight...usually when i look at the comments i feel like killing myself

>>49693624
Yeah funny that the others who are "all very busy" like her still find the time to stream on their channels, talk to their fans and make updates but Gura no, she's special. She can ghost us for weeks and show up only for collabs or to make a merch tweet and it's all good! I mean who fucking wants to watch a vtuber be a vtuber right? we are all into vrubers to buy the fucking scarfs, plushies and women bags, are we not my fellow chumbuds?

Fuck this gay earth.

>>49693728
Catbox it. I'm not a member and I'm not taking your word when you when you make posts like this.

>>49693728
The girls always say they are 'busy' some of them manage to also stream and communicate during it though

>>49693624
I'm not debating what she said but it isn't just this one period of time or even pre-holofes crunch, she's been gone for close to a year

>>49693748
The offensive part is she stopped communicating for two weeks and went collab only.
Kiara even joked about it being her sub channel

Sex with my girly girlfriend Gura!

Gura is so pretty and girly and she's my real girlfriend, she loves me and is happy with me. She wants to spend more time with me soon, especially in the bedroom with her new bikini model.

>>49693793
Maybe I will do it later or you can ask kfp in their general or global. It's 8am here and I stayed up whole night for the stream.

>>49693748
is it really that difficult for you to believe she's stuck with more work being literally the most popular talent in all of holo?

One thing was confirmed today. There's less sisters in /ggg/ than people actually think, nobody here seemed to be into makeup.
Gura was made to be bred by bearmode ojisans, that's her target audience.

>>49693884
>>49693887
Woah I double posted

Goob night, stay away from the timeloops

>>49693915
You're deluded. See you this summer when literally nothing comes out of these projects (because there's nothing besides recurring events) and she comes up with a new excuse to stay away. I hope you have already started preparing a cope now so you don't look completely pathetic later.

>>49693422
No Gura hasn't streamed for 2 weeks, but she did participate in two Kiara collabs.

All these gura antis pretending to be upset at her for not streaming, when the only thing I feel is deep sadness that I only took interest in gura after the end of the year, having to resort to watching her old archives instead of being there for her since day one

all the countless kino I missed out on...

>>49693884
>>49693887
>>49693987
Yeah my posts

>>49693961
Very useful for this thread kek

i like kiara
ill start watching her

>>49694010
Global rule #0: lurk 2 years before posting.

>>49693915
Way more popular jp holos can stream or communicate. I find it hard to believe she has time to make for collabs that take note time to setup than a solo stream for a couple hours

Gura doesn't stream because Gura is so busy with holowork all the time but is also terminally online but is also outside so often she puts sunscreen on every day

>>49693961
Nice, thanks

>>49694093
So she is going to the stadio everyday? My good daughter shark.

>>49694010
think of it this way
if you were like me and have known gura since the very start, her absences would all feel much worse

Is my beloved anon here? I haven't forgot about you.
Do you still believe we're gonna watch all the movies she talked about this month when there's barely 11 days left in May?

>>49694175
sure is a bitch, yeah, vods aren't the same but at least the newfags have a whole journey to go through

>>49694160
Whats a stadio?

>>49694093
Forget streaming, not even a crumb of a member post or tweet. I'm membered to a couple holos that don't stream that much but they still post stuff

>>49694239
A miss type of studio

>>49694299
There isn't a studio where she lives, retard.

I just goomed to gura

>>49694272
>Asking for a crumb
>But will get upset if it's garlic

>>49694340
Proof?

Had a weird dream with Gura playing a comedic baseball game. Like a goofy huge versions of baseball equipment, like bats, balls and catcher's mitt being used. I'm pretty sure all the EN and ID girls were there. Don't remember much but I think Kiara hit the comically sized rubber baseball and Reine caught it with her giant mitt.

>>49693915
nta. That's fine, she doesn't even need to stream if she's really that busy but I want her to stop ignoring us and show that she actually gives a shit about us. I would be satisfied with a "Hi how are you" or something like that every other day or even once a week but we get fuck all.

So whats the cope gonna be when Gura is still with hololive next year?

>>49694432
I still haven't got a Gura dream. It's not fair...

Some of you can be pretty hecking silly.

>>49694362
That's just barebones to absurdity.
A normal post would be one talking about what she's been up to and to not expect much streams in the coming weeks

>>49694362
The garlic bread was hilarious because that week she had promised a watchalong but forgot about it and then came back with the delayed watchalong and the pinned chat message about being busy. Also she forgot Easter day even ecisted.

>>49694093
I'm getting lost in the web

>>49694465
this is where they point you to the last member post while conveniently ignoring that she said she still wanted to do movie may

>>49694445
This, somehow I'm an anti for wanting gura to talk to us more instead of pretending we don't exist

>>49694486
>forgot
No, she remembered. She talked about Easter baking in an earlier stream.

>>49694465
The word used was "crumb", though, you're the one bringing "a normal post" into it

i feel like even if she genuinely did change for the better you guys still wouldn't be happy

>>49694520
She won't give us a chance to remind her about the promises she made, no chat to write in, no tweets or members post to reply to. Nothing.
I might write Cover a message tomorrow because that's literally the only way to get through to Gura right now.

Reminder that Gura said she doesn't shave her legs because she doesn't need to.

>>49694615
Nah I definitely would be happy

>>49694636
That was kayfabe. If it wasn't, she would have confirmed it today.

>>49694585
That's not a crumb of communication. That's just posting a non sequiter that took 5 seconds to post

>>49694615
hotwheels would be furious but I think we'd be downright fucking ecstatic with even the two actual gura streams per week hypothetical that was posted a couple days ago

>>49694580
I mean she hasn't streamed or made a tweet about it. Same on April's fool, that's when she used the wifi excuse to go to the beach and get sunburnt.

>>49694626
I am being completely serious when I say just make a reddit thread. For some reason she starts pretending to care for a bit again right after a reddit thread gets traction.

>>49694699
It's not that she starts to care. They have staff reading that place and they probably tell her manager who tells her unlike this shithole

>>49694699
Does she even use reddit? honestly at this point I'd even take meme reviews over the ghosting. If she wants to continue Coco's dynasty I won't oppose it.

>>49694791
Yes, Gura uses reddit. It's funny when shitposters reveal they don't even watch her like this.

>>49694665
A crumb is literally barebones. That's what a crumb is, it's the least amount of food possible. There is nothing smaller than a crumb, it's of no substance. If you want something MORE than a crumb, why not just ask for that? Why specifically ask for a crumb and then get mad when you get it? You just want to be able to post "I JUST WANT ANYTHING GURA, PLEASE ANYTHING AT ALL" because it sounds dramatic, but you don't actually want anything, so don't post that.

>>49694636
Perfect eternal loli body...

>>49694828
>Gura talks about reddit in every stream
Fuck off and kill yourself.

>>49694791
doesn't matter if you think she does or not, it isn't a coincidence that she briefly returns after a reddit thread gains traction
they word to note there is briefly though, it doesn't solve anything, she goes right back to the usual routine a few days after and then we're back down in the muck, it isn't a solution

>>49694615
I will be happy when I get to see her more than once a week if im lucky.

>>49694843
your crumb reps anon chamma... I know you can get 5 more in there

>still no clothing pictures
So you guys are just joking when you say you want to see Gura in cute clothes.

Reminder that things can, and will get worse

Whatever is your take on this ghosting/breaks situation, the projects they are working on will soon come out and they will be things that weren't worth the weekly average 0,5 streams we get now. Precious time we could spend with her will never come back, it's lost forever. Whose fault is it? it yours for enabling her neglecting behavior and no mental gymnastic will ever change this.

Good night, wish you a stroke in your sleep.

>>49694974
they are getting worse right now

>>49695033
another copypasta.. boooo! get better material!

>>49695033
You need to cloak your venom more. It makes it too obvious that you aren't a chumbud.

>>49695033
you seem mad that Gura is successful and busy with more work than other holos

>>49695033
You're right, ignore the discord users

another god tier Gomba stream
hopefully she will stream again next week

>>49695108
you mean god tier kiara stream

I want to coom in goomb

>>49695105
If you don't like the projects, there's reams of vtubers who don't bother with any of it.

>>49695252
what projects though

humina humina humina AWOOOOGA

>>49695252
I'd honestly be fine with the projects if things ever got better but it only gets worse
a year ago if I had read that post teasing that she needs to practice her drumming I'd have been hyped and now my immediate reaction is dread

>>49695395
She means playing taiko at arcades. I can't believe there are people interpreting it any other way.

>>49695033
Based

When projects come out, it looks like some people are going to need a reminder of how to behave
>Once they finally achieve their goal, praise them, saying, “Congratulations!” “Good job!”

>>49695746
They're already committed to the whole "nothing Gura does is worth it" bit so don't expect anything genuine from the.

>>49695746
I feel like if I posted "Good job Gura!" in chat everytime she streams once a week it might come across a bit condescending

>>49695868
just say congratulations and change your pfp to shinji, not condescending at all

>>49695868
Go ahead. That's the kind of passive-aggressiveness she responds to.

>>49695868
Do you think she'd actually catch on? There wouldn't be enough opportunities to say it anyway.

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1659298137129775105
https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1659298137129775105
https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1659298137129775105

Marrying Gura
Cuddling with Gura
Making babies with Gura

https://twitter.com/avrilhelm/status/1659341046281560066