/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE GURA

do you guys eat avofagots?

>>49688701
based

hey man

I do not care for avocado

Anyone who doesn't like guacmole is no longer welcome in /hlgg/

Girls born after 1992 don't know anything but eat avocado and lie

KIARA PLEASE IT IS ALMOST MIDNIGHT I NEED TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW

Liceiara...

>avocado sissies seething

>>49688178
Hilariously, it was actually Mamatori's fault. According to Kiara, she went full weeb after she played Tales of Symphonia, and Mamatori was the one who bought that.

Inb4 the flyover state cucks seethe about the Chipotle mention. Yes It's better than your redneck slop. Sorry.

KIARA LOVE

Ok boomer

holy shit do we really share the thread with avocado eaters

>boomer tumor
wawathefuck

boomer tumor???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLuJ43KDNR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLuJ43KDNR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLuJ43KDNR8

I eat a lot of avocado in maki

Gura is declaring generational war on the boomers.

Work delayed me for the entirety of the girlstalk stream, how has it been?

Kiara saw avocados become more popular, but she only pays attention to girls, so she thought it was a girly trend.

I don't like avocado

>Gura can't contain her seething hatred for boomers
Based based BASED

Avocado toast is fire but not worth $10 obviously

wawa

palta

Quick, Gura, sing the popular boomer song.

>that face

HORMEL CHILI LOVE

My Ina!

>>49688707
>This is a tomboy nowadays

>>49688749
Qdoba is better

>>49688764
KEK

>"advocado is a grly food"
>down here in Mexico there are literal cartel wars over control of advocado production
Some times first wold countries feels like an alien planet

>>49688774
10/4 dinosaur

i ate a whole can of hormel chili and plate of fries today

>>49688757

I don't hate avocado but I sure as hell don't go out of my way to eat it. If it comes on top of a burger or something, so be it.

>Tiktok screenshot
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK TIKTOK

>avocados are for girls
spic bros, your response?

>>49688777
cuuuuuuuuuute

>>49688734
go eat fatfruit somewhere else globospic

is gura retarded?

>>49688777
cuuuuuute

>>49688788
>mfw youngings spend their money on avocado instead of housing

what the hell are you watching gura?

me and my boys love adding digestive enzymes to our semen.

Sometimes when I eat pineapple my mouth bleeds.

>>49688707
Imagine spending your money on Avocados, when you could spend it on Vtubers instead.

It's the bromelain, not the spikes

>>49688766
It's been pretty fun - and surprisingly kiara lets the other girls talk, maybe i was wrong about avoiding her for so long, she might have changed

>>49688766
heavily sidetracked at many points but it has been talking non-stop

>gura falls for misinformation
cute

>All zoomer know how to do is twerk and eat avocado

>>49688749
I like in a flyover state. We have Chipotle. It's overrated, Moe's is better, and real Mexican places are even better than both.

I've never had avocado. I don't know what they taste like.

GURA LITERAL ZOOMER TIKTOK AAAAAAAAAAA

>eat pineapple
>pineapple gives one last fuck you by eating your cheek lining

chipotle has shit food quality control because they try to source locally so you get the good with the shit

>>49688764
Only like 5 people ever at avocado toast. It's like believing most zoomers were eating tide pods.

>>49688730
hey bruh

>>49688832
go back to your hormel chili gramps

>>49688777
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>49688825
Yes

>>49688812
OLD FUCK

Wait the pineapple thing was fake?

>>49688814
Their entire existence is one colonized episode after another.

Avocados are pretty cheap, all things considered.

>>49688757
Matsuri is so cute

>>49688862
They're bland as fuck

this is just oxalates present on every plant that fauna loves to eat and end her life with it

>>49688870
I mean....

I think I have a fetish for upside down blowjob. Thank you the person who posted gura

migo...

>>49688866
Nigga peel the pineapple before eating

didn't a vtuber get heat from twitter yesterday for saying avocado is gay

why didn't they talk about thongs?

>Cottage cheese ice cream

>>49688764
That man would give away his millions to stop his early onset male pattern baldness.

>>49688812
oki doki boomer

Did Botan wear a bra today?

>>49688816
did you just join? they had a tiktok screenshot literally at the beginning of the stream

>>49688858
real

>>49688862
creamy

>>49688746
my dad showed me speed racer and voltron

Gura is permanently online...

>>49688888
checked and accurate

>>49688870
It's funny that Gura is actually defending it though

>>49688870
its like believing most boomers are millionaires telling millennials to stop eating avocado toast

>>49688749
are urbanfags really so cucked that they’re bragging about premium mediocre mexican fast food now? at least brag about a Michelin star restaurant or something, every flyover town and C tier city has chipotle’s anyways

Terminally online but doesn't stream

Gura...

>>49688804
my heart is racing fuck

>>49688730
sup mang

>I'm permanently online
not online streaming though
LELMAO

>gura lives in a different world
well well well since she's rich and not streaming she browses all the internet to know this shit

So what I've gotten from all this is that Gura doesn't want to admit she'd be the kind of person who'd be into tiktok so she consumes tiktok memes and material secondhand from instagram

Gura is just like me...

>>49688930
just like every single one of us

>Kiara indirectly called old again

>>49688912
nope

>>49688809
Sicilian mafia originally got big fighting over citrus production to sell to the British Navy.

>the o kkk

>the kids

This small group of girls is both weirdly chill and weirdly chaotic

>>49688809
Avocado is the uber, nature friendly vegan fruit that will save the planet for them.
The fact that companies burning the jungles to make more place for avocado production is irrelevant

>>49688862
like avocado

>>49688862
They’re pretty tasteless by itself. People like it for its creamy texture

Gura scoping the kids out

>>49688930
That's funny because her channel is permanently offline.

>>49688905
because Bae isn't allowed on Kiara's stream

>confessing to be under 16 in a chat full of chumbuds

My flip caretaker made us avocado ice cream growing up, and it was one of the best things ever

>I'm permanently online
where?

>>49688749
We have Chipolte in the midwest... it's okay Qdoba is better. It's not even west Coast Chipolte is from Colorado.

>>49688915
I JUST FUCKING HATE TIKTOK

>chat is all ojisans

Gura is a child who believes anything she reads online

Calm down Gura.

GURQ NO STOP THQT

No KFP are Oujis

Really needed Fauna for that Tiktok lore.

>>49688990
everywhere but youtube

WHERE WAS THE VAGINA TALK?!?!?!?!!?

YOU CAN'T NOT PET THIS

moom

SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>49688990
MapleStory

>>49688749
Bro Chipotle is based in Colorado

you ARE older than 16, right anon?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>49688814
They keep taking our food and ruining it with retarded vegan recipes. Same shit happened with quinua (which should only ever be eaten in fat hearty stews).

>>49689016
There you go

good one Mumei

>>49688764
Who is that? Who is this mysterious Millionaire?

it's over...

>>49688997
Why wouldn't you believe it? Nobody would lie on the internet, right?

>All those 30's responses in chat

Gura should just stream her browsing the internet/tiktok.

>>49688862
I think of it as plant butter. mild alone but good to mix into things

It's me, I'm the bathroom

>>49688973
>vegan fruit

>>49688995
All me

>>49688930
They're gonna fuck in the bathroom.

MUMEI?!

>>49688749
Retarded coastie

>>49688930
>permanently online, always browsing tiktok or youtube shorts
>pretty much never posts or tweets
alright...

>>49688930
>online

>>49688906
That’s fucking nothing compared to hidden valley ranch ice cream

I never understood this

Do you guys talk to each other next to the urinal?

Okay, this is important information.

Idol meetings are real?

gura is starving...

>mumei talks while she shits

>>49688995
yeah, me

>>49688700

>girls silently listening to each other shit

absolutely not what the fuck gura

Do girls poop together or just pee?

do girls shidd and fard when they go to the bathroom together?

Do men talk at the urinal?

small talk at the urinals

>>49688990
ragnarok online

>>49689045
90s kids represent

This was another great episode. Girls continue to be a mystery.

>Talk to eachother in the stall
In boot camp I remember getting to the point where you would legit just talk to someone while they're sitting on the toilet. It was so bizzare.

Mumei had girlfriends.

Those girlfriends? Me

I'm guessing Mori was the one who talked to Kiara while they were both shitting.

>>49688962
Got I love this hag seductress

>>49688862
Add a dash of salt and suddenly it tastes a lot better.

>not playing battleshits with your homies
women are weird

>i had girlfriends
I KNEW IT

>>49689088
only best friends

Why would an idol that doesn't poop go to the bathroom with a bunch of girls?

>They listen to each other shit
Gross

>>49689052
wait until you find out about figs

>>49689016
Close enough

>>49689088
no

DON'T EVER TALK TO ME IN THE BATHROOM OR I WILL SHIT ON YOU

HOWS YOUR SHIT COMING ALONG?

>>49689066
yea she doesn't care to update

>>49689088
No talking allowed

>>49689088
yes

>>49689088
ive never seen it happen

>>49689088
they compare cock sizes

I always think it's weird when I'm pissing in a urinal while having a conversation with another guy who is also pissing, or shitting. But I still do it.
It's still fucking strange.

If a man talks in the bathroom except when both people are washing/drying hands he is homosexual.

>>49689088
No, that's fucking weird.

>>49689088
I think the only time it's happened was when someone next to me ran out of TP and asked for some of mine. We did not talk after that

>>49689088
No. We try to pee as loudly as possible to assert dominance

>Kiara tries to end the stream
>Mumei and Gura work together to extend it

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49689088
on pain of death no

>>49689023
Nice.
6th job is being hyped up for the next release and Big Bang pt. 2 is arriving soon so it may be a good time to hop in.

bathroom sex?

WHOSE THE BRAP CHATTER

Gura and Ame were taking fat shits.

>>49689072
>>49689088
only assholes, anyone who tries is dead to me

Gura and MYSTERY EN MEMBER shit and talked at the same time.

Sup

>>49689088
There is no language in the men's bathroom. Words are a foreign concept, alien to the space.

it was Ina 100%

IT WAS AME

who pooped with Gura?

it's Ina

GURA TALKS WITH AME WHILE THEY PISS, THEY AAAARRREEEEE

>>49689086
everybody knows that girls don't poop

GURAME CHATTING IN THE TOILET

OKAYU AND GURA PEED AND TALKED TOGETHER

WHO WAS IT?

>>49689097
Based

>>49689088
only to compliment each others' cocks

>>49689088
fuck no, it took me decades to even go to urinals instead of peeing on the toilets

Gura played battle shits with another EN

It's probably Ame.

AME AND GURA WENT TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER

Gura chatted with Ina while pissing.

>>49689088
only if the conversation started before entering the bathroom

>>49689088
no and if you don’t choose a stall or urinal that’s maximally separated from others, also homosexual

>>49689081
I will post one fat cat sex

Gura won't even mention Ame anymore...

It was Towa

it had to have been Ina or Ame right?

NOOOOO THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THEIR PERIODS OFF STREAM

Absolutely Ame

This is what ACTUALLY happens when girls go to the bathroom together

definitely ina.

>>49689088
if you try to talk to me I will aim directly at the water to make noise and shut you up

please ask if Gura is doing something soon...

>>49689088
you go to the urinal to piss, nothing more

GURA AND AME POOPING

>>49689170

>>49689124
>>49689130
Ok, which one of you is the woman?

someone post that picture of Ollie and Reine on the shitter without walls

Who did Gura play battleshits with?
I don't think Ame would be embarassed to admit it, so my money is on one of the other 3 Council members.

>mumei: do you girls wipe front to back or back to front?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>>49689088
Man sit to pee and or poop, those standing and getting watched while peeing arent men.

>I'll tell you off stream
Stream almost ended but that one anon called it

>doesn't want to embarrass them
100% Ina, Gura would embarrass Ame whenever she wants.

>secret girlstalk after girlstalk
not fair!

>>49689097
Nice

>>49689088
I did once because some drunk fuck tried to lean on me

They're gonna talk about their favorite vibrators now.

>>49689088
at the urinal? no
shitting in stalls? depends on the consistency and the struggle

>>49689088
No at a public restroom but yes if at a person's place

>>49689088
Not really talk but maybe a few words to some friend if you were already talking before

>>49689097
Kek based

rrats?

>>49689088
If you talk to me at the urinal and you aren't asking to suck my cock, I am legally allowed to kill you

>>49689097
fembuds are a myth

>Mumei: do you masturbate on the toilet?

>>49689097
Based

>>49689206
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY POST THIS

it's easier to carry on a conversation while showering or jerking off than it is while you're taking a shit for some reason

Kiara wanted to have an EN clique

>>49689097
wait... you're not comicanon...

I thought Fauna was gonna be part of this one

>>49689088
It happens to me at work all the time and you get used to it
t. works in a corporate office

>>49689097
well done

>>49689206

>>49689097
The first episode of girls talk is better

>>49689176
It was definitely Ame.

>>49689214
El Lamy Los Diablos...

>>49689206
what the fuck

Either Ame and Gura shat together or Gura and Ina shat together.

how would Ame being in Girls Talk?

Talking about BFs and exs.

>>49689088
No, it's part of the unspoken rules of the Bro Code

Girls do not have a girl code

>>49689206
delete this

they will discuss their boyfriends (all me)

Lapsama my friend

I'm anonymous

>>49689214
Marked by Towa.....

>>49689109
Chumbuds no

>>49689166
ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᵘ ᶜᵒᵒᵏᶦn ᶦn ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵗᶦnᵏʸ ʰᵘʰᵃʰᵃ

>>49689206

You aren't friends with someone unless you're talking to them while they're throwing up in the toilet because they got too wasted.

XXX GIRL SEX TOY TALK

LITERALLY ME

i have to get up for work in 5 hours....please stop Kiara...

Why do people think it's Ame? Did she and Gura even spend that much time together?

We know that Gura spent a lot of time with Mori and Ina. It's more likely one of those two.

They are writing love letters to anons.

KIARA, INVITE INA SO GIRLSTALK CAN BECOME STOP! AND GO ON GIRLY ADVENTURES AFTER TALKING ABOUT PADS

>>49689206

>kiara is forcing holos to write fanfics
extremely based

>>49689151
it's already past midnight for Kiara and she wants to cook. meanwhile Gura and Mumei have been deprived of girly chit chat

>>49689214
Lamy Satanas...

>>49689206
thanks for including the filename so I don't need to click this

Fauna would win.

>>49689299
somebody's baking brownies

>>49689097
Hey, this is a different comicanon!

>>49689220

>>49689166
hey

>Kiara literally just enforcing her ships live on stream

Finally, Mumei GFE

Kiara keeps delivering I kneeeel

>>49689088
Only if you're dick measuring. Either because you're propositioning the other guy for gay sex or you need to assert your wealth and status on someone

>>49689097
based teamate

>>49689097
Kek

>>49689072
Yeah.

>>49689308
>Did she and Gura even spend that much time together?
Yes, there was a bunch of stories of them going out together

KINO

>>49689308
>Gura spent a lot of time with MorI
Flat out lie

>>49689088
Only if you are drunk

>>49689308
>Mori
She was literally in America for a majority of the time

I bet mumei is gonna talk about the peehole fart

They would be writing to me btw

>write it anonymously
"oh hi"

Why are girls so strange

>>49689097
BASED!

>>49689088
Nothing more than a nod of acknowledgment

>>49689308
retard, they went to arcade/dinner/karaoke/stores

Please include Gura

>>49689287
A wet blanket like most Ame collabs. Also she grew up poor and is just a very utilitarian person. Remember her purse had like a chapstick and 3 raisins in it?

Make Gura a permanent member!

>>49689308
Yes? We heard stories like every day that they were going out together.

>Mumei needs to stay anonymous
SHE'S HERE

>>49689206

>>49689316
Is this the Reine influence?

>>49689088
I don't know, I don't have any friends. But I really wouldn't like it either way.

>>49689166
hewwo

Mumei writing a love letter to me, Anonymous, using ChatGPT. I won today

>>49689335

Anonymous Mumei

>>49689341

It was Irys, I just know

Reine please go on girl's talk you fucking dyke. Holy shit Wawa is giving you a sign.

You gotta stay anonymous /hlgg/

>>49689206
DO NOT POST THAT /FIT/ POST

KIARA STOOOP THIS IS ONLY GOING TO MAKE THE SHIPPING WORSE-uh

>>49689097
based

How wet is Kiara right now hearing all this? Probably has her hand shoved down her pants

>>49689308
>with Mori
literally never mentioned once in all her trip

MUMEI IS GOING COMMIT PLAGIARISM WITH CHATGPT AND GET EXPELLED FROM HOLOLIVE ENGLISH

>kiara doesn't get any love letters because she has lice

>Mumie
didn't think Kiara would remember that

>>49689206

>we can't tell guys that, it doesn't sparkle

WHEN DO THEY FUCK

>>49689097
But could Snape take on the Order?

>mumei
>fauna
>gura
all invited to Girls Talk

>mori
>bae
>irys
>kronii
all suitable for Girls Talk

>ame
>ina
deemed ugly and not girly enough by kiara

>>49689097
kek

I am mumei

Mumei's letter is gonna go into a lot of excess detail talking about hearts and how they taste.

Gura is so girly

>gura is a girl
>i am a girl
WE ARE

>Gura is a girl
dyrbi?

MORI MENTION

>>49689308
>Mori
By far she spent the least time with her out of Myth

>>49689359
Yeah and Gura spent more time with her when Myth got together in America back in July.

No Kiara, the most girly thing about Mori is her big giant gadzookers

Mori is big alright

>>49689088
In general no. But with my very good friends, I'll update them on my piss color.

kiara sure knows a lot about mori's nails

MORI MENTION

Reminder that these are holo's Kiara has straight up said she wants on Girltalk in the future:
>Mori
>Zeta
>Moona

>>49689411
This is why I'm concerned about going to the concert

>>49689206
[deleted]
kek

>>49689088
Female hands typed this, there is no way a dude don't know it's not okay to talk at the urinal

>>49689448
tits or GTFO

>>49689434
>>mori
>suitable for Girls Talk

>>49689097
Based

ONE LAST QUESTION again

FAUNA IS A GIRL

FAUNA IS THE GIRLIEST

>>49689434
Incorrect sir
Girl Stalk regular lineup is Fauna, Kiara, Mumei.
Gura is still just a guest star for now.

>>49689361
Her WHAT?!

Fauna is a girl

Fauna emits estrogen.

>>49689206
What in the feminism is this

Fauna is a girl!

>>49689097
heh

FAUNA IS A GIRL

Fauna Sweep

FAUNA SWEEP

>>49689088
hello, police? there's a girl in my thread

>>49689088
I remember seeing a thing where feminists were talking about the 'urinal gap' or something and the idea was that businessmen discuss their plans at the urinal and women are therefore excluded, very transparently projecting how women treat restrooms

Goomei...

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>49689468
Yeah her massive fucking tits

mori has really nice hands...

>fauna is peak girl because she's vegan

>gura and mumei have never met
COINCIDENCE?

fauna mention

>>49689389
anon you dummy
Nanashi mumei is "Anonymous Anonymous"

>>49689503
some movie

>fauna is the girliest
my oshi wins again

They are the same person

>Fauna mention
I MISS HER
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>49689434

ofc its fauna

GURA AND MUMEI HAVEN'T MET BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON

FAUNA CONFIRMED THE GIRLIEST

Kiara wants them to say Kiara

They hate each other...

Please ask Gura if she's doing anything soon...
Don't leave us in the dark...

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>49689467
I have big tits, you calling me a girl?

FAUNA GIRLIEST EN ABSOLUTELY CONFIRMED AND NOTHING YOU SAY WILL CHANGE THE VERDICT

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

mumei and gura are the same person

>THEY HATE EACHOTHER

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

GURA AND MUMEI ARE THE SAME PERSON

THEY HATE EACHOTHER

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>49689206
Why are feminists obsessed with vag blood?

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

MUMEI AND GURA HAVE NEVER BEEN IN THE SAME ROOM

Enjoy your monthly gura appearance, chumbies.

>>49689467
I really want to cuddle her soft deathly body.

THEY HATE EACHOTHER

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>THEY HATE EACH OTHER
/HERE/

MUMEI AND GURA HAVEN'T MET BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>THEY HATE EACH OTHER
KIARA LMAO

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>49689097
>we are rising new comic anons
This thread gathers talent

THEY HATE EACHOTHER
NEVER IN THE SAME ROOM
kek

THEY HATE EACH OTHER