/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>49662200
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>49662230
Amen.

him figuring out things on accident is so cute

loving my retarded bulimic jobber jester and his cute nerdy equally retarded weeaboo twin brother so much!

Two bakes as usual, huh...

I guess this is the real bread

the fuck? why didn’t they delete this thread instead

>>49663783
this was posted first

woah the chosen thread got nuked... uh check out my boyfriend's new cover that he worked super hard on! he sounds great!!!!
https://youtu.be/PDCtxsAJ_cM

>>49662200
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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>>49663783
hate regis altare

damn i kinda miss Nowa rn

What happened? >>49662213

love regis altare more than anything

rape regis altare more than anything

>>49663809
usually that the deader thread gets deleted if deleted at all

I love this little autist cat like you wouldn't believe

fuck regis altare more than anything

altare is traveling at the end of june

>More travel
this holostar is a woman

>>49662200
FUCK YOU JANITOR I HOPE THEY DOUBLE YOUR PAY

oil baroness is going to abandon him

Shiny Spicy bros...

Axel turned down the offcollab

>>49664116
what’s his fucking problem?

>deletes the one with leader instead of Flay
Meido-san is a Machiroon confirmed?

>He can't get away from me forever

>>49664138
pretty hot ngl

Altnowa, Shintare stocks falling

>>49664132
He's busy this year

>>49663876
95 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrVs2zZPCs

>traveling AGAIN
why is altare trying to kill his fanbase?

>>49664138
he is going to get all of them eventually

>>49664213
>WoW
oh shit time to get my menhera playlist up again. love these autism ass streams

>>49664132
>june
>July is their 1 year
3D in that new 20 mil studio Onegai.

>>49664138
Altare chasing Axel down ToT

If Vesper was Bettel's brother and wasn't a vtuber and the first time I heard him talk and laugh was in Bettel's birthday stream, I would've probably gone feral and forever resent the fact that Bettel was the vtuber-brother and that I will never get to listen to Bettel's brother's laughter as I go to sleep ueueueueue I'm so glad Vesper's here

>>49664272
>that gif
!?!?

>>49664283
Actual cannibal Al-ta-ru...

>>49664306
cschama…

>>49664299
How do you manage to make Bettel Twins birthday about Vesper?

>>49664273
Whoops, all HoloX! and the massive backlog caused by the studio move + HoloX favoritism, IRyS and Council should be in that studio yesterday

>>49664306
sorry its just too cute i couldnt help it forgive me *chu*

>>49664265
They're competing with flayon on who can do it sooner

i hate bettel 2 so much. his smug little confident cocky attitude makes me want to express intense cute aggression towards him. i bet that fucker is ego searching right now. im so mad and horny

>>49664299
This is an actual schizophrenic post.

>>49664299
cute

>>49664334
its a nerd thing, please understand

>>49664317
>You're walking in the woods
>There's no one around
>And your phone is dead
>Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
>Regis Altare
>He's following you
>About thirty feet back
>He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
>He's gaining on you
>Regis Altare
>You're looking for your car
>But you're all turned around
>He's almost upon you now
>And you can see there's blood on his face!
>My God, there's blood everywhere!
>Running for your life
>(From Regis Altare)
>He's brandishing a knife
>(It's Regis Altare)
>Lurking in the shadows
>Holostars EN Regis Altare
>Living in the woods
>(Regis Altare)
>Killing for sport
>(Regis Altare)
>Eating all the bodies
>Actual cannibal Regis Altare
>Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
>But you're hopelessly lost yourself
>Stranded with a murderer
>You creep silently through the underbrush
>A-ha! In the distance
>A small cottage with a light on
>Hope!
>You move stealthily toward it
>But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
>Gnawing off your leg
>(Quiet, quiet)
>Limping toward the cottage
>(Quiet, quiet)
>Now you're on the doorstep
>Sitting inside, Regis Altare
>Sharpening an ax
>(Regis Altare)
>But he doesn't hear you enter
>(Regis Altare)
>You're sneaking up behind him
>Strangling Tempus' Leader Regis Altare
>Fighting for your life with Regis Altare
>Wrestling a knife from Regis Altare
>Stab it in his kidney
>Safe at last from Regis Altare
>You limp into the dark woods
>Blood oozing from your stump leg
>But you have won
>You have beaten Regis Altare
>WAIT! He isn't dead!
>Tempus surprise!
>There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
>But you can do jiu jitsu
>Bodyslam VTuber Regis Altare
>Legendary fight with Regis Altare
>A normal 3 A.M. for Regis Altare
>You try to swing an axe at Regis Altare
>But blood is draining fast from your stump leg...
>He's dodging every swipe
>He parries to the left
>You counter to the right
>You catch him in the neck
>You're chopping off his head now...
>You have just decapitated Regis Altare
>His head topples to the floor, expressionless
>You fall to your knees and catch your breath
>You're finally safe from Regis Altare

does cultare pie taste like blue raspberry?

Altare forgets game mechanics so fast lmao

>>49664371

>>49664358
it's alright, I don't own the rights to the meme in the first place.

>>49664317
my beloved...

>>49664408

>>49664387
He did give them a flavor, you’re probably right

do not respect regis altare

it feels like it's been 30 minutes wtf

he loves purple

My blue guy is cute

>>49664362
he went from excited but anxious to ready to take bettel 1's job in the span of like 10 minutes, actual chad behavior. hi bettel 2 if you're reading this we need a mini painting collab with you and your brother (2 hours of you talking shit about bettel 1 even though you're just as retarded as he is)

I don't really like the colors in this game

Tentacles ToT

dead cells is so easy

I think Altare is really a good boy.

I think Altare is really a good fuck.

>>49664408
is this a solvable puzzle. i dont know shit about sudoku

I think altare should graduate

>>49664807
It's a suicide joke

>>49664811
keep seething nigga

please altare not the fucking chest

>>49664562
also bettel 2 if you are reading this please be a massive manwhore again it was very erotic i also want to wrestle with you so badly

>>49664760
Idk why but Altare just seems so fake to me. (Not a bait)

KEK

>>49664927
This but with Magni

kek

>>49664927
it’s unironically because he has a stutter/lisp and has to talk like he does to not fall back into it. he’s been EXTREMELY consistent with being exactly who he is since debut and has barely changed

not a bait doesn't make something not bait lmfao

I know numberfagging is hated here, but why did their viewership drop so much? VG I can maybe understand because they didn't get much hype and marketing, but HQ had a solid fanbase and were constant 4views. Did people lose interest already? I really wanted for them to perform well.

why do altventurers bite so much bait

>>49665026
There's a number of reasons I think, the main one though is probably ____kys_________

>>49664377
I knew you wouldnt fail me shialeboufanon. kek

>>49665026
They became too comfortable with their growth and have been so complacent with their contents lately

>>49665073
>shialeboufanon
This is the worst title you could ever be given

CHICKEN

>>49665026
Unity/Group collabs which were their main selling point stopped, which is why all of HQ reclined

>>49665057
Yeah that seems right

>>49665100
Okay than you choose.

>>49665056
like oshi like fans

>>49665137
I mean it's not me so I don't mind, I just think it's funny

I love little blue guy

>>49665139
he’s been pretty good at not biting bait recently honestly. been a while since his last menhera freakout at chat

>>49664336
Thanks for the info, but i still hope they will move them up for their 1 year.

He’s nice

https://youtu.be/Scv89fNQ4W0
Roren Iloas HATES Akuseru Silly

>sees Altare streaming
>watches for five minutes
>closes the tab
that was a close one. i nearly started slobbering all over him like a fucking yume again just when i recovered(?)

>>49664892
>Guild of Whores
>Whore relatives of the Guild of Whores
This entire isekai world is populated by slutty anime madmen who want your money and attention and it is good.

Oh I heard it now, it does sound like he's rubbing his stubble but it's probably just some static thing

>>49665100
Evil step sis is going to win home coming winter snow gome prom spring festival with the help of shialeboufanon

>>49665205
he doesn't even get mad at beggars anymore

>>49665236
anon...

>>49665236
Hot, you should give in

>>49665286
there are less beggars recently because he barely interacts with holos

>>49665236
give in, anon. let this cute boy into your life.

>still haven’t gotten my gifted renewed
Come on, just one more round I must get it this time…

>>49665346
We see at least a couple of Kobo beggars in every stream

>>49665346
lol i see beggars on every Altare’s streams

>>49665236
Good, thought i had to "take care of" another whore for betraying my broshi.

>>49665404
true but it was way more before

This autist

>>49665188
Why do you think it's funny?

Of course

Sorry if this is old clothes, but is Vesper collabing with Altare again?

>>49665404
Maybe he see it in a more positive light nowadays, like their dynamic is good so he is chill about it?

>>49665492
Yes they’re fucking your mom

old clothes?

I've got snacks, I've got a roast on for tonight, I have a free schedule. I am so ready for two days of kino.

>>49665540
I'm gonna take his virginity

>>49665526
>Leader and Nowa ganging up on a Hag
Kinda hot ngl

>>49665508
no he still silently bans kobobeggars

>>49665566
>those digits
HAKKA WATCH OUT

>>49665280
I'm ESL and I've read this sentence 5 times already.What does it mean????

>>49664788
Same. There's gotta be a reason everyone wants the Altdick so bad.

>keeps thinking about the twins bantering
>coworkers think im laughing over a bf
at this fucking point they might as well be

>>49665526
Thank you, I'm so honored knowing that they are busting my mom's holes.

>>49665566
sorry but he isn't a virgin....

This child

>>49665638
Yeah not anymore now because I just fucked him

>>49665073
I'm glad atleast someone likes it lol sometimes I'm afraid to post it cause I think some people find it annoying

>>49665606
I also want the altdick bad

NOOO ASK MANAGERS FIRST

>>49665630
does this count as cucking?

Cute

>he drew his coat on

>>49665765
oh my god this actual CHILD ToT

He's so dumb and cute~

>>49665765
THIS CHILD

>>49665590
Good, i am a holofag i wish people actually follow the " dont mention other talents unless the streamer brings them up" rule.

>>49665734
his manager would say yes anyway there's no point asking

if anyone wonders why some people see altare as a shota please look at his shoelace tying handcam and the lego mini figure he made of himself

>>49664892
the intrigue in his voice calling us nothing beneath his boot... his sadism is blooming and he's gonna take it out on us ToT

>>49665765
>illegally modifying your lego minifig and displaying it in a monetized video without express written permission
5000 japanese lawyers breaking down the doors to the Cover office right now

>>49665827
most of the people doing that are either newbies/underaged people or shit stirrers

>>49665870
>5000 japanese lawyers breaking down the doors to the Cover office right now
it's 1am right now they're all drunk off their asses

>>49665765
that's a crazy dildo

>>49665606
kek I love this drawing

>>49665902
Pretty sure A-chan is still there bitch doesnt go home.

>>49665845
remember the vacation photos he showed off when he got back from that absolutely would not have been allowed by any other manager

>>49665902
Being shitfaced has never stopped a lawyer before

>>49665999
did the photos get taken down?

>>49665999
I think most of the managers trust the boys to not be retarded with photos. Except maybe Axel

Altare... you're never getting those perms either

>Konami perms
Lol

Please give him Isaac

>>49666104
he will keep harassing his manager until he gets a straight answer

>>49666046
nope

>>49666132
>straight
not after altare is done with him

>>49665364
I knew I would get it :)

>>49666155
well then it was allowed by his manager

Can Edmund PLEASE tell Altare “no” on the Isaac perms already. He won’t let go until he gets a real answer.

>>49665715
As long as it on topic i dont see why not.

>>49666205
Are we sure it's the devs not cover?

>>49666188
welcome back to the cultare anon

>>49666188
congrats on your kidnapping anon

>>49666246
that art has no right being as hot as it is

>>49666161
>altare fucks his manager until he believes he is gay even though he is straight
tragic

https://youtu.be/0_WtiqBdX8U
why is he like this?

>>49666188
Are you really that poor that you cant afford a monthly membership that is barely the price of a meal to support the boys?

>>49666188
Welcome back to the basement with the rest of us

>>49666330
yes anon, some people actually can't.

Idiot kek

>>49666309
this is actually retarded

Remember that time Shinri said that Altare probably gave him a stubble mandate?

>>49666309
>an hour long
i fucking love this insane fish man

>>49666309
>1 hour long
Naruhodo

SAILING THE SAME BALENCIAGA BOYS

>>49666514
https://twitter.com/sekiikei/status/1648191659648376832

>>49666468
What are you seeing that I am not

>>49665974
>ywn slip into an unoccupied room with A-chan during lunchbreak to +1 the birthrate.

Deadbeat on the telly

>>49666309
He's dedicated, and a bit insane.

>>49666417
i need to find that clip again

>>49666374
Back to the end of the line for that guy. We take turns on the chair.

>>49666557
That's quitter talk. When she finally takes a break you'll know it's because I impregnated her.

Missing my oshi Bettel 2

>>49666205
>thinking a "no" would stop the resident rapist of the adventurer's guild Tempus

>>49666692
i can’t believe bettel genuinely got cucked by his cooler brother

"It's tails, we're going commando"

>oil baroness
>based taste in gaming
I thought all they know was just fujo shipping and money laundering

>>49666330
Yes, anon, some people ARE that poor believe it or not. YT memberships also arent available in all countries.

>>49666748
baka anon, her oshis are altare and temma

>>49666748
Arenei love. shes very based and one of the highlights of the WoW streams too

>>49666635
https://youtu.be/gSQhrWP5_1I?t=6295

>>49666714
kek altare going hunting people down who say no to perms is such a weird image

>>49666309
It's the kind of dedication that let him pass the bar exam and do two postgrads

>>49666802
I thought they were Altare and Roberu

>>49665872
the absolute worst part is how /here/ this nigga is. for fucks sakes he even knew about the blue supas for idol meetings
he knows what hes doing to us and i hate it i want to beat his ass so badly (affectionately)(lustfully)

>>49666802
huh? her oshis are altare and roberu... and now bettel too I think

>>49666853
oh you’re right. good taste either way

cant direct to vesper, lol

>no redirect to vesper
Ehhhh

>>49666868
probably not Bettel. i think youre thinking of Jellybeans. Arenei is a unitychad and you can pretty much spot her in every boys chat sc'ing them

did vesper disable raid from altare

>>49666915
he is actually a little bitch if so

doesn't Vesper have retarded redirect perms? he doesn't know how to change it

>>49666915
I don't think so, but it's probably is an issue on his end

>>49666853
Yeah, it's those two.

so vesper can raid altare, but altare can't raid vesper?

>>49666973
Yeah I remember VG having the same problem

>>49666915
He's always had issues with redirects honestly

Anyone wanna take one for the team and superchat Vesper to let him know Altare doesn’t have redirect perms to him?

>>49666973
He sometimes cant see waiting rooms too, the YouTube system is not boomer friendly

prob just weird technical fuckery he's too lazy to figure out

>>49667017
just write it in pre-chat
he reads that without it being a SC

Altare redirected to him on his birthday, so I doubt it. Might just be issues with the specific stream. Lots of the guys have had trouble redirecting to Vesper before, for whatever reason.

>>49666396
>>49666781
>Have time to watch vtubers, no time get a part time job to pay for membership
Not trying to be a elitist or anything but it just doesnt make sense to me.
>YT memberships also arent available in all countries.
Its understandable than if that is the case.

>>49667083
actually retarded boomer vampire, please understand. not like this will prevent people from doomposting about the two, though. but doomposting about it makes like zero sense when vesper himself is able to raid altare.

I miss Altare

>>49667126
Think of it like this anon
>Be working person in 3rd world country
>work 9-5 that barely affords you a liveable wage for the month
>getting home takes 2 hours because youre either stuck in traffic due to shit infrastructure or you dont own a car so you use public transport
>come home at 7pm, tired and drained
>have a shower and make some food. it is now 8pm
>catch your oshi's stream for a few hours but soon the clock strikes 10
>go to bed because you have to wake up at 6am in the morning to do it all over again
Now do yuo undastando?

fuck i miss him already. hope he actually streams on twitch later

>>49667126
neets exist anon, i'm going to stop being one soon though because i feel bad using my parent's money to buy $100 in merch

>>49667253
Altare was just pretending because he didn't want to redirect to Vesper. There's no issue.

>>49667126
nta but i used to be a shut-in that slept all day after dropping out of college. sometimes it was just hard to even be bothered to do anything

>>49667126
my anon in christ i spend more money on tempus in a month than people do on rent, and it makes perfect sense to me. some people are too deep in the unironic NEET mentality to get themselves out of that hole so easily when they're addicted to streams and living on 4chan, and some people live in places with 0 jobs. for their own benefit it would be better if they got a job but it's not like flipping a lightswitch. besides, the anon wasn't being a beggar so you did come off as a needless elitist even if you're genuinely confused

>>49667360
kys

>>49667253
Meds now. He is clearly a HUMAN Sea Captain

>>49667342
Jesus this hit so close to home

>>49667083
Before it just hadn't been set up for the new boys, now it's a glitch or his redirects are off waiting rooms, his manager just has to look at it.

>>49667405
Vesper is a SEAman

>>49666915
Vesper already mention this before since he had issues with redirect but he doesn't really control who have permission or not who can redirect to his channel, his manager does. I'm guessing the same applies for all the boys, to prevent anyone from raiding their streams.
Vesper for the longest couldn't receive redirect from VG and had to bug his manager for it, I'm guessing the manager didn't do it for HQ as well either...

>>49667421
I don't understand why Vesper is the only one that has this problem, none of the other boys have problems when trying to redirect to each other or their senpais

>>49667470
he's probably the only one unaware that there's necessary extra steps to enable it so he hasn't put in the request to do it, or he becomes aware and then it's not a priority since his anxiety about projects eclipses the thought

>>49667463
He has 2 options, let all channels he's subscribed to redirect into him or manually add them to a list, it's easily accessible on youtube, there's no way he needs his manager to do it

>>49667470
if the other boys were effected they probably fixed the issue already

>redirect drama
do sisters really

>>49667552
not sure how their channels are run but corporate owned accounts are often locked for management team only

>>49667638
If you think this is drama grow some thicker skin

>>49667552
Don't forget this is Cover. Vesper doesn't own his channel, none of the boys does.

>>49667638
>sisters
you can’t blame this one on us kek

>>49667638
not drama, just technical talk

>49667638
dyrbi

>>49666858
>blue supas for idol meetings
Is that a /here/ thing? I thought coco was the one who popularized it

>>49667643
>>49667696
The thing is, Altare was on the list in some form and isn't anymore.

>>49667643
They operate their channel normally and from what we've heard form some of the boys their managers login when they need to and the boys have to log in again, that's all

>>49667643
Oh no, it’s Vespers MANAGERS that hate Altare and removed him from the redirect list….

Do you think Altare feels hurt when he can't raid Nowa, man that thought alone makes me high, sad and depressed Altare...

Is it the same one dumb bitch who thinks that discussing literally anything other than gay porn is drama? Every fucking time with this shit, I swear

>>49667342
Sounds like hell anon, i hope you get a better job soon.
>>49667350
Good luck
>>49667350
Sound like you needed a counsellor, glad you got over it.
>>49667395
Good on you for supporting the boys
>you did come off as a needless elitist
that was not my intent, my apologies

>>49667731
it is my (not serious) point is that theres a high probability he lurks /vt/ with how much he knows about vtubers

>>49667126
You made me remember that one twitch thot who sperged out over her poorfag viewers who can't afford subs and got compred to Korone telling her fans not to supa so much kek

>>49667813
I sure hope so.

>>49667643
it's literally a scout's honor system

>>49667811
>vesper lashed out against his manager because they put distance between him and altare
How romantic

>>49667818
why do men cause a scene and then try to redirect it towards everyone else? the only people who are still talking about OMG VESPER HATES ALTARE drama are the bros who just want to bicker

>>49667890
Distancing themselves to protect each other ToT

>>49667855
a happy ending, chu

If Ves removed Altare from the raid list after his birthday that would be the most petty thing and that makes me laugh

Remember anon.
There are non-straight people ITT

>OMG ITS THE BROS
>OMG ITS THE SISTERS
Every fking time

>>49668011
You still not stopping? You're really gonna spam this the whole day, huh?

Missing Altare rn

https://youtu.be/bEHUFRRK9Sk
https://youtu.be/CVUhB7_cmgw
https://youtu.be/2wl8Ofce8TE
wau i love WoW streams. bgm time

>>49667856
Eh that could just means he's an oldfag vtuber fan tho, I'm a holofag since 2020 and know a lot about vtuber but only started to browse /here/ regularly in early 2022 (around holofes 3)

GRAMPS ON THE TELLY WITH EVEN MORE WOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrVs2zZPCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrVs2zZPCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrVs2zZPCs

>>49668039
Just go commit incest already

Vepy on the telly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrVs2zZPCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrVs2zZPCshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrVs2zZPCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrVs2zZPCs

Nowa telly on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrVs2zZPCs

>4 separate posts
cringe

>>49668071
I can't look at this art without feeling horny I need to take a break

>>49668092
>>49668122
>>49668125
>>49668075

enjoy your vesper stream, vesties! i hope you guys have fun!

>>49668177
one of those are not like the others...

>>49668071
Can’t believe there hasn’t been art of Altare since this, grim

>>49667868
yeah, think about it, a sad and depressed Altare is a vulnerable Altare. Perfect for grooming. Imagine being the last altventurer, the number of his fans was already low in the beginning, decreased even more after all the events in January, but it still gets halved after each gen that debuts after him, he will try hiding his hurt seeing his fans leave but he will still tell you to support the new boys, and the fans will do so, leaving one by one, until only I remain, I will be the only one conversing with him, I'll be the only one to comfort him when he's hurt and make him laugh, it'll feel like we're the only two in the entire world, he'll be all mine...

>>49668075
Curious but how do you concentrate on Vesper with this type of music? I usually just put on music when I watch fleshtubers because I don't really care about them the way I do with Tempus

>>49668199
thanks altventurer

>>49668218

>>49668218
very interesting falseflagging. a little too obvious with the lack of sex

>WoW instead of Hitman
Thank you Vesper for sparing me from another Hitman stream.

>>49668206
I..what have i done..

>I put the dick in addicted

>>49668309
I'm fed up with both. Just go back to FTL and install multiverse mod instead

Vesper should play Hotline Miami

>>49668266
i make sure the music is lower than Vesper is on my volume control panel so that helps with concentrating on what he's saying.
I only do it for streams like this where bgm is basically non existen. its impossible to do during his zatsus though.

>>49668391
This except, dorf

>Vesper giving Bettel twink equipment

>>49668391
>Mods in a Holopro stream
You know that never happening.

>>49668465
Vesper "the Twinkmaker" Noir

is this Classic Era or LK? in which server do they play?

>>49668400
I enjoy Kiara's playthrough. Seeing this euro weeb girl playing violent game is kinda fun

>>49668535
Vesper is so lucky man

>>49668537
Old Blanchy

>>49668535
giwtwm

Still wondering what that "secret secret" thing Altare was messaging rpr about was...

>>49668537
Classic, Old Banchy. Or however you spell that.

If Vesper is really gay then how come he liked so many CGDCT media?

>>49668303
Harder please...

>>49668304
I just want to possess him completely, I'm not going to expose all my thoughts here because sometimes I scare myself with them honestly

>>49668706
Retard.

>>49668706
gay men unironically love cute girls at a nonsexual level

>>49668706
We've had this convo so many times but I guess we'll have it again.
1. Bi people exist
2. Liking 2d girls/boys can have very little to do with sexuality

>>49668737
Come one he likes Bocchi, Yama no Susume, Yuru Camp and Kancolle. That must have means something

>>49668706
why do gay men love all female shows or female celebs? anyways the sexuality loop is getting old. dude likes dick thats pretty much confirmed.

>>49668781
Its the same reason theres so many lesbian fujos. Not everyone looks at media characters of the opposite sex purely for sexual reasons

>>49668805
Kancolle isn't cgdct it's peak gunjiota core

>>49668805
It means these show are good

>Arenei mention
is she just grooming all the boys KEK

>>49668706
I'm still surprise that so many people on this website don't understand how popular SoL & CGDCT are with the Tumbler/Twitter crowds.
You really think these shows became as popular as they are with /a/ backing alone?

>>49668882
She's fucking grooming me at this rate.

i want to be sandwiched between them and make them laugh

>>49668882
she’s THE stars unitychad

>>49668882
ARENEI IS STEALING OUR BOYS REEEE

>>49668922
I wouldn't mind getting groomed by millionaire girlboss

>>49668927
ToT

>>49668968
Hot sugar mama in your area

>>49668786
your 2nd point is true. I knew a hella gay guy that enjoyed shows with lots of fanservice like kill la kill, dress up darling, and konosuba

>>49668930
shes based
she isnt a delusional yume, supports the boys, and gets doted on by them on stream all the time. living a starmins dream

>>49669135
If she could reconcile this Altare-Vesper beef, I'll make a shrine outta her

>>49668706
Gay or not, who cares?I am just here to enjoy my time with my funny oldman broshi.

>Bettel in chat
>"hop on baby"
Vettel stocks...

>>49669211
based vesoji

>>49668805
Vesper have immaculate taste in anime.

>>49669222
>Vettel
He's already retired

>>49669211
ilu gramps

>>49669211
based real vesper fan

>>49668423
Ah I get it, you need a bit of background noise so your mind doesn't stray away from the stream

>>49669211
based. vesper is my cute and funny silly and wild ojisan no matter the body part he is attracted to!!

>>49669047
can a sugar mommy sapphic vestie please pick me up i have no redeeming qualities whatsoever but i want to be spoiled by an older woman

his moist idol body ToT

>>49669204
>Altare-Vesper beef
I've been taking a break from vt/streams for a while and this shit is still going on? goddamn

vesper gives off so much whore energy sometimes

I have a serious question.
what's the pronouniation of flayon's 'yon', 'on' or 'yo-on'?

>>49669487
no, they’re fine. altare literally invited vesper to play csgo with him when vesper redirected to him recently. the only people that still try to make something out of it are dramafags and people who hate altare for some reason.

>"my husband loves that line Vesper"
vesties make me feel so lonely...

>>49669504
I just say fly-yawn

>>49669487
It will continue until Altare finally kills himself.

>"My husband loves that (...)"
V-vesper?

>>49669504
flay awn

>>49669504
Literally just listen to him pronounce it at the beginning of any of his streams

>>49669579
that husband?
me

is he playing classic or retail sorry I'm retarded

>>49669632
Classic Boros.

>>49669571
keep on crying about it brother

>>49669579
Do Vesties feel cucked if Vesper has a real life husband?

>>49669487
It's only ever been "going on" in the minds of dramabaiters

>>49669632
Boros is so fucking ugly it deserves to be crushed into paste and then thrown into the salty ocean waters where it belongs fucking ugly disgusting creature

>>49669487
Just one schizo spamming the same type of post trying to start something. Just ignore them.

>>49669657
>>49669703
thx anons

>>49669632
BURN IT CLEANSE IT WITH FIRE its classic kronie

>>49669703
Hi kronii

>>49669703
Boros is cute as fuck. I bet she captures Vesties and devour them whole.

>>49669731
No prob
He's playing Classic btw

>>49669666
>"Vesper you should get together with your friend who got you a ps5"
>"I cant he's married!"
I think all the vesties want to see him happy with a husband kek

Vesper was talking about good mmos...
which mmos are actually worth getting into these days?

>>49669992
lol

>>49669754
i like vore so im fine with it. yatagarasu clears though

>I would have loved kangz

>saying Kangz instead of Kings
we wuz..

>>49670011
league of legends is not a mmo!

>WE WUZ KANGZ
He can't help it can he?

>>49669992
Aside from your usual FFXIV, Elder Scrolls Online sounds decent especially if you're fell too deep in the lore.

>>49670111
is it even racism?

>>49670219
it's more indicating he's /here/

>>49670111
2 more weeks...

>>49670256
oh yeah most people know he's a channer, or at least a pre election channer

>>49670267
>Vesper gets annual suspensions
kino

>>49670335
It's not even 1 year yet

>>49670111
What's bad about that? You westerners are too fucking sensitive.

>>49670426
>t. shaking in fury because someone said eating fetuses is kind of gross

>>49670463
kek.

>>49669703
I will murder you I love that little fucker

>>49669992
EVE Online

I wanna know how Vesper is succesfully making me watch a WoW stream and be entertained.

why are there so many fucking NERDS in chat. people writing straight up paragraphs in chat. nerdy fuckers

>>49670637
It's dead, anon, the good days are never coming back.

>>49670671
being a nerd can be fun!

>>49668882
She a fine auntie

>>49669992
haven't played since new expansion but gw2 was pretty good especially since you can play it very casually and still get the full experience

>>49670648
its secretly better zatsu content for him than his actual zatsus kek. i'll accept his mmo addiction if i can get comfy streams like this more often

>>49670671
You take that BACK

So realistically, when will we get those SAO-tier VRMMO?

>>49670704
THERE ARE DORKS ITT KILL THEM

>>49670763
>>49670704
DORKY FUCKS

>>49670704
camilla a cute!

>>49670730
Unironically, its his blockgame.

That wimp in chat with the pathetic "yabba dabba do." kek.

If you could be isekai'd into Elysium with no chance of return, would you take it?

>>49670839
Better than fucking Minecraft, that's for sure.

>>49670875
He came back and started engaging in the discussion, grampire mindbreaks another

I want to isekai as a jew in ww2

>>49670888
minecraft works for some people like Altare for ex. doesnt work for Vesper though

>>49670958
I didnt even see what you guys were talking about, too busy fantasizing about Vesper being fucked by a trucker. must mean its the same people coming back over and over again lmao

>>49670991
And some audiences, I'd guess. I find minecraft streams extremely boring, unless it's a psychopath like Pekora.

>>49670975
congratulations, you have been reborn as Anne Frank. In less than 100 years people will make fanfics about you being pregnant with charles ii von habsburg's child

I'm surprised no mangaka (aside from OnK) made an Isekai manga with heavy buddhism/shintoism theme. Just them keep reincarnating until they reach moksha

>>49671046
>spoiler
Thing is when it comes to the rabbit its about the funny bits she does. Game itself is still boring.

>>49671109
Who'd you want to make such a manga? I'd probably go for Urasawa.

>>49671061
Atleast some dude in Midwest will be so obsessed with me, they'd made music album as love letter

watching a vesper stream feels like chilling in your friends 2 view twitch channel. really fun chat interaction/banter

why is the entire bettel bday project down despite the only a few descriptions in the "bad food takes" section receiving complaints? really shits on the hard work of everyone else gdi

>>49671198
Good.

>Anna Karnina
I assume he means Anna Karenina?

>>49671198
let them eat themselves to death

>>49671246
yeh thats what he meant

My favourite Anna Karenina character was the train, God I hated everyone in that book. Kostya was alright-ish I suppose.

>>49671198
Because many agreed that the whole bad food takes project overall was a bad idea and does not really fit Bettel anyway and people wish it was never made at least not in the way it is now

the /lit/ zatsu i've always wanted from Vesper nice

>>49671318
It’s a pretty dumb idea and I don’t get how Bettel’s fans haven’t realized he’s not even that picky.

>>49670730
Yeah, it like his regular zatzu stream but without people constantly superchatting him swaying him which topic to discuss.
Here, Vesper just talk about whatever he wants and whenever he got nothing to talk about he just focus on the game. Like that one anon said >>49670839, it truly is Vesper blockgame.

>>49671355
Twittards take everything too seriously

>>49671334
I'm too dumb to read. I'd prefer audio book (or read the sparks notes just to fill the FOMO)