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>> No.49549004
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>>49548990
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.49549026
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Ah gomen, double thread kek ignore mine this one is good

>> No.49549054
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>>49548990
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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>April fools Situation Voice Packs still available!
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>>49549026
donmai i thought i was the only baker around

>> No.49549102

>>49549026
MANS is healing

>> No.49549103

>>49548561
Just go to >>>/g/ and check the OP for the aicg threads.

>> No.49549126
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>*gulp*

>> No.49549135

>>49548689
Just a theory, could be something else he doesn't wont to disclose or the internet really did break and just took the chance to go out
And he probably DID want to play WoW, just wasn't a priority

>>49548616
A lot of work for their 1 year Anniversary and other behind the scenes projects.
please be patient with them

>> No.49549176

>>49549126
kek

>> No.49549188
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happy birthday eve to my beloved bulimic jester!!!!!!! i'm getting butterflies just thinking about the upcoming streams T_T

>> No.49549219

>>49549188
I LOVE HIM

>> No.49549238
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>>49548990
Thanks for the bread

>>49549004
Amen

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>>49549188

>> No.49549265

>Watch and love all 4 HQ guys
>Give VG a chance
>3 wasted slots and Bettel
>Bettel’s fanbase is mostly creepy teenage girls that want him to watch Barbie movies
Feels bad.

>> No.49549303
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kek

>> No.49549308
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>>49549135
i believe his internet really did break on him and he probably really did want to do guerillas but guess something came up (mothers day/behind the scenes shit). usually vesper does keep his word about streams he wants to do when he explicitly says he wants to do them. if he's not 100% sure he adds the word maybe to his statements.
im sure nothing terrible happened but he must be swamped with work

>> No.49549316

>>49549265
This but with HQ

>> No.49549372
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>>49549303
Altventurer hivemind

>> No.49549392

>>49549100
my husbands smacking my ass TOT

>> No.49549415

>>49549303
/RAG/…

>> No.49549453

>>49549392
kyaaa

>> No.49549455

We do agree that the HQ song is better then the VG song right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxcclpQjH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3mTOozBuHM

>> No.49549460
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>>49549265
creepy teenage girls... and ME

>> No.49549481
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49549481

Birthday frames:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLkzwictiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oCtqk0U1Jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDCtxsAJ_cM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ16baDBbRg

>> No.49549556

>>49549455
>on top of the world became an instant tempus classic due to altare pushing it as much as possible
>always tied got forgotten immediately

>> No.49549566

>>49549392
I wrote this

>> No.49549578

>>49549455
I only listen to the lofi versions, and the VG song is way better

>> No.49549617

>>49549455
even flayon agreea

>> No.49549637

>>49549244
Ugly

>> No.49549639

>>49549372
i'm an altmachi baker and i already had made the last thread with flay so my blue husband was next

>> No.49549638

>>49549556
I forgot that it existed at all until it just randomly appeared on my playlist, it's impressive how forgettable it is!

>> No.49549675
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>>49549308
Yeah, he even mentioned his next stream in Bettels solo WoW chat, it's just funny timing as annoying as it is.

>> No.49549686

>>49549637
You are ugly

>> No.49549711

>>49549639
>altmachi baker
unfathomably based

>> No.49549734

>>49549686
wow mean

>> No.49549738

>>49549316
Who's the Bettel then?

>> No.49549743

>>49549638
Same thing would've happen with on top of the world if it wasn't for Altare desu

>> No.49549770

>>49549126
The Glizzy Gulper of Holostars English, everybody!

>> No.49549788
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>>49548990
I just watched the Vesper and Daz hotsauce collab, I can see why people call ves the dad of the group,

>> No.49549827

>>49549734
Sorry

>> No.49549829
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>>49549675
oh well. just really bad timing given this week is ripe for drama with him if he doesnt show his up at the gartic phone collab/join the Rust server yet shows up to the mori/kronii collab lol

>> No.49549831

>>49549743
Yeah, both Altare and the BOYS saved the song, still not very good desu but I'll cry like a bitch when they perform it live

>> No.49549867

>>49549743
Na, it has that Pop Anime OP energy, even if forgotten it would still sound good on re-listening

>> No.49549872

>>49548603
I don't want to divulge too much of what she said to me even on a Xenokunian Yumevestieing forum but it sounds like she knows it's stupid and is just riding out the irrational monkey brain feels. A little bit "bruh" but I get it. I think we all have days our brain is being ridiculous sometimes.

>> No.49549909

>>49549788
he enjoys watching his kids suffer?

>> No.49549978

>>49549909
just like my dad fr fr

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>>49549788
cuuuuuuuute newfag, glad you are enjoying the greatest hits

>> No.49550008

>>49549829
That's so dumb tho, he's has been in the last 2 full Tempus collabs along with 5 WoW streams with mostly VG in them.

>> No.49550027

>>49549481
What's with the yellow poms poms?

>> No.49550031
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>>49549831
Honestly i think this fags that try to make everything about Leader are unironically antis trying to start shit.

>> No.49550043
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>>49549788
>got blushy during his monetization stream
>got blushy during the magnoir sauce collab
i think you just have a thing for hearing vesper grunt and burp anon

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>>49549909
Imagine not playing pranks on your kids.

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>>49550043

>> No.49550074

>>49549578
Did always tied lofi ever get uploaded? I remember looking for it after the song came out but I couldn't find it

>> No.49550085

dont

>> No.49550136

>>49549743
It’s just the boat part, rest of the song is forgettable

>> No.49550167

>>49550074
not officially https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y87yPcqNHso

>> No.49550174

>>49550085
It’s practically begging for it, how can I not?

>> No.49550270

>>49550074
https://tempus.hololivepro.com/wp-content/themes/tempus2301/audio/Always_Tied_LoFi_Remix02.mp3
Direct link to the mp3 that plays on the Tempus website

>> No.49550274

>>49549788
If what this anon >>49550043 says is true, you should listen to his twitter spaces from dec/jan. I have links if you're interested. Also if you ever get a membership the zatsu that he took down and reuploaded there is good for drunk nowa noises.

>> No.49550293

>>49550270
>>49550167
thakn you chu

>> No.49550304

>>49550274
I would be interested!

>> No.49550307

>still expecting Vesper to communicate well after everything that's happened
roru, rumao even

>> No.49550318

GUESSES ON WHAT BETTEL’S MERCH WILL BE?

>> No.49550353

>altare bait didn’t work, so now vesper bait

>> No.49550369

>>49550318
i hope it's a baseball cap

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>>49550307
i didnt expect anything. im still surprised at vesties thinking he would magically change suddenly at the age he's at. as long as he doesnt have another schizo episode like Japan idc what he does

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Magmites going to momocon status? https://twitter.com/SuppapongStudio/status/1658574614157459460?s=20

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>>49550318
HONK

>> No.49550398

>>49550304
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1607074533944733698
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1608176215852220417
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1609459884000702467
Crunchy ass phone mic, he's drinking in all of them I think, sneaking away from family to talk to us. The menshi zatsu im talking about is titled "DO NOT BE ALARMED!!! I've fled the country", would have to scroll a bit to see it but its one of the only ones with a different thumbnail because he's weird.

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>>49549638
>>49549743
>>49549831
All ya'll are poseurs, I didn't watch Altare's Top of the World stream and I still know all the lyrics by heart even listen to covers of TotW regularly TEMPUS UNITY Thai did it best btw: https://youtu.be/9ym_7YIh7s0

>> No.49550414

>>49550379
magmites stop being whores in public challenge IMPOSSIBLE

>> No.49550415

>>49550318
Useless, probably

>> No.49550428

>>49550318
We need that punching bag

>> No.49550432

Vesper cover next month?

>> No.49550449

>>49550353
and of course the vesties do be biting

>> No.49550453

>>49550307
>expecting Vesper to communicate
He tried...
Failed, but tried!

>> No.49550460

>>49550318
A mug or pen holder that’s shaped like his hat

>> No.49550468
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>>49550400
based and same

>> No.49550471

>>49550432
Next week, I guess. He didn't want to release it last week because of Axel's Kickback, then this is Bettel's birthday and cover (???), so next week should be a safe bet

>> No.49550493

>>49550449
we are the ones doing the baiting too

>> No.49550509

Guess who am I.
Hint: I'm the most hinged member of Tempus

>> No.49550514

>>49550428
there's only one bettel

>> No.49550521
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>>49550318
I hope it's a tiny Bettel voodoo doll or something to that effect

>> No.49550556

>>49550521
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.49550569

>>49550521
SOURCE SOURCE EOURCSE OPELEASE I NEED THE SORUCE

>> No.49550611

>>49550509
STREAM WHORE

>> No.49550620

>>49549743
His shilling is just too powerful. Cover truly struck gold when they picked him

>> No.49550638

>>49550569
https://twitter.com/sussykatart/status/1658530544219721735?t=NJ-OqU_7r_icy99_CJYm1w&s=19

>> No.49550666

>>49550400
Same, Miori's one is pretty good too https://youtu.be/usl9Kp0meFk

>> No.49550669

>>49550509
MANE-SAN I LOVE UUUUUU

>> No.49550684

>>49550509
Jeffrey, when are you going to stream

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>>49550666

>> No.49550735
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im going to bet money Vesper will not stream tomorrow

>> No.49550745

>>49550549
I was actually thinking of making myself a fucked up bettel doll out of felt just so I can have something to abuse

>> No.49550763

>>49550318
Big fucking bath towel

>> No.49550764

>>49550379
>>49550414
I wonder if the person who went up to the stage for his and vesper;s AB panel with a magdaki is here

>> No.49550811

I want bettel bra so i can wear bettel on my tits

>> No.49550838

>>49550521
my husband looks so beautiful

>> No.49550854

>>49550638
ARIGATOU https://files.catbox.moe/4srwyp.mp3

>> No.49550898

>>49550318
that thing you use to blow up balloons, the magic handkerchiefs, juggling balls, Jerry figure

>> No.49550909

>>49550521
God, Magni is such a whore

>> No.49550934
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>>49550318
Gavis Bobo doll.

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>>49550735
Maybe, but he has been more determined to keep on schedule recently (until last Saturday of course) and would probably do a Twitter space if need be.

>> No.49550960
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https://twitter.com/ashedtrash/status/1658568707814182915

>> No.49551012

is altare the only one who didn't release a cover on their birthday?

>> No.49551045

>>49550960
t- tattootelion!?

>> No.49551058

>>49550945
Just like the Wow guerrillas right haha I miss him so much I feel like I'm on the verge of a breakdown if I don't have my fix soon I really hope he's in the collab today

>> No.49551069

>>49550945
gut instinct is telling me its another bender rip

>> No.49551078

>>49550960
cool

>> No.49551096

>>49551012
nowa...

>> No.49551134

>>49551012
>Vesper didn't release a cover on his birthday
>Altare didn't release a cover on his birthday
THEY ARE

>> No.49551153

>>49551134
lazy

>> No.49551157

>>49551012
>>49551096
Vesper didn't, but he did make his cover for his birthday, just took to long to get done

>> No.49551159

>>49551096
oh yeah, I forgot he didn't release one too

>> No.49551215

>>49550521
Shinri's the type to be initially bothered by patrons trying to sneak a peek down his chest but eventually gets used to it to the point where he subconsciously doesn't adjust his boobs flaps when they flop down and even feigns dropping things so he can bend over and give people a better view when he's particularly drunk.

>> No.49551221
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i fucking love gavis bettel i can't take it anymore why did he do this to me

>> No.49551233

>>49551134
Altare scrapped a cover once, was that for his birthday or just a random song he did

>> No.49551278

>>49551233
Random song way before his birthday, wasn't satisfied with the end result

>> No.49551302
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49551302

Altare Doko

>> No.49551344

>>49551278
It’s sad but I can’t help laughing at the fact that his mom shat on it

>> No.49551345

>>49550521
SEEEEEEXXXXXX PILOT SEEEEEEEEEEX
FLAYON RAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEE

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49551397

boys
https://twitter.com/skylimita/status/1658538028850368512

>> No.49551414

>>49551302
Still trapped in Yagoo's sex dungeon, maybe he'll let him out for tonight

>> No.49551427

>>49550043
I mean for his Hotsauce collab it was cute to see how overly cautious and protective he was over daz

>> No.49551502

>>49551427
That's true, good stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnX4ZTnKXVc&t=2497s

>> No.49551510

Altare and Vesper are working things out behind the scenes so they can FINALLY schedule a hunt showdown collab together again

>> No.49551514

>>49551397
fat fucks!!!!!!!

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>>49551510

>> No.49551572

>>49551510
Nooo, but my drama

>> No.49551597

>>49551344
he’s never going to have the confidence to release anything if he doesn’t move

>> No.49551677

>>49551597
Good thing he is looking for places already and has expressed interest on going back to covers, I believe in him!

>> No.49551717

>>49551597
He use to live on his own, has he ever said when he is planning on moving back out?

>> No.49551728

>>49551510
It'll be right after they can finally record the podcast with Nowa.

>> No.49551752

>>49551717
when he’s financially stable enough is the answer he’s given

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>>49551677
That's good

>> No.49551773
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When is Tempus going to cover ニホンノミカタ-ネバダカラキマシタ?

>> No.49551793

>>49551753
…do we not have a normal altare cat edit? Is it only Baldtare?

>> No.49551818

HQ schedules when? where are these lazy whores

>> No.49551848

>>49551773
PLEASE!

>> No.49551895

>>49551818
Maybe Axel releases one, but he's talked about it already, Leader said he'll release one once he finishes his bts work. Nowa... who cares about his schedule, just look at the last one

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49551896

>>49551773
Never

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49552057

i fucking love this bitch and his dog

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>>49551896

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I'm going to miss the beginning of my pilot's stream aiya...

>> No.49552242

>>49551427
DEZmond, they call him Dez, cute new anon

>> No.49552246

>>49552141
Are you the machiwife from earlier? I can give a recap of the first few hours or however long I can stay sober if you want.

>> No.49552248

>>49552057
this pose is RAW SEX

>> No.49552259

>>49551597
He’d already scrapped it long before he showed it to her

>> No.49552322

>>49552242
Maybe they watch NijiEN and are scared of saying "deez".

>> No.49552342

>>49552246
That'd be nice, yeah. drunk recap is also accepted

>> No.49552392

>>49552057
Oh,,, are you back ToT

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>>49552093

>> No.49552436

>>49552057
Sex ToT

>> No.49552497

>>49552057
based and same

>> No.49552521

>>49552057
Oh shit it’s you, nice

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>>49552342
Cool just post when you're back from your outing. I'll try to make it as legible as possible, my sister in wifedom.

>> No.49552765

>>49552392
i really want to draw more but no promises. its difficult to be a degen fujo with work and social life

>> No.49552785

who will be at the gartic phone collab tonight?

>> No.49552827

Altare's stuttery Dracula impression...so cute...
https://youtu.be/pQioV2u4NbM

>> No.49552835

>>49552576
i will thank you anon chu

>> No.49552890

>>49552785
everyone except altare and vesper are confirmed

>> No.49552906

>>49552785
Bettel

>> No.49552998

>>49552827
Kek

>> No.49553051

I want vesper to stream :3

>> No.49553074

You better shit on Altare for missing Bettel’s birthday after shitting on Vesper for missing poker

>> No.49553077

>>49552906
You just jinxed it, his ISP will die and he won't be able to host the collab

>> No.49553157
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49553157

>>49552835
Aw, anything for the sisterwives!

>> No.49553173

>>49553077
imagine bettel's birthday gartic and it's everyone in tempus except bettel just drawing memes about him

>> No.49553180

>>49553074
I'm going to shit on vesper for missing the gartic phone collab

>> No.49553207

Even though I avoided the homos like a plague, even though I never clicked on any of their videos, I was gifted a membership to the most faggot looking one of them all, fuck my life I guess.

BUT, I am generous and accepting man. So this membership don’t go to waste, I am willing to give your homo, Magni Desmond a chance. So now, recommend me his best videos that might make a straight man interested in him.
And remember, I am a straight man. Don’t recommend me shit like “ASMR licking your butthole” type of faggotry. I want an experience that feels I am hanging with my bros, not with faggots who want to fuck my asshole.

If your recommendation let me enjoy your homo, I might be willing to continue the membership with my own money. Now, it’s your chance

>> No.49553234

>>49550960
>aesthetic normalfag copout instead of something obvious like the magmite tattoos
bettelheads are lame like their oshi

>> No.49553258

>>49552521
"oh shit it's you" lol
>>49552765
mood even though I have even less of a life

>> No.49553275

>>49553207
Man I wish Magni did butthole licking ASMR. Or any ASMR in general

>> No.49553285

>>49553234
virgin vague symbol tattoo vs chad magmite tattoo

>> No.49553303

>>49553207
Stop being such a woman and just pick one that looks interesting to you

>> No.49553305

>>49550960
HE REALLY IS STEALING EVERYTHING FROM MAGNI~!!

>> No.49553308

>>49552322
I don't watch NijiEN, no.

>> No.49553371
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49553371

>>49553207
Magni has hot gay sex with everyone

>> No.49553372

>>49553207
If you wanna feel like watching a straight man try his witcher stream, he gets horny about titties. That's what straightbros do, right? Talk about titties?

>> No.49553377

>>49553207
watch the alchemist's prologue stream, it's dense with lore

>> No.49553390

>>49553207
That's crazy since you have to manually turn on accept gift subs from each channel.

>> No.49553455

>>49553207
maybe try suicide instead

>> No.49553466
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49553466

HE HATES US

>> No.49553481

>>49553207
You can say you enabled gifts to check out their contents, your're safe here my child

>> No.49553485

>>49553207
Hey if you don’t continue his memshi, can you turn off “accepting membership gifted”? I want to increase my chance. Thanks

>> No.49553516
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49553516

im so bored nigga

>> No.49553570

>Stream delayed
>AGAIN
He really be hating us ;_;

>> No.49553569
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49553569

>>49550398
ANON, HE KISSES US IN THE FIRST ONE, YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME.

>> No.49553600

PILOT ON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0EhX-nr8yM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0EhX-nr8yM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0EhX-nr8yM

>> No.49553639
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49553639

>>49553207

>> No.49553654

>>49553569
Gomen~~ it's been so long I actually forgot he did that kek :3c

>> No.49553658
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49553658

>>49553516
i'm so sorry hopefully he will at least come to gartic for your grandpa micro dose

>> No.49553693

>>49553516
masturbate nigga

>> No.49553694

>>49553600
for that one anon who keeps complaining about never watching flayon because he's always overlapping

>> No.49553701
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49553701

>>49553074
>>49553180
People, please!
We can shit on everyone equally, no reason to choose

>> No.49553736

so deathly bored im watching the red haired nigga

>> No.49553751
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49553751

I love how he wasn't even gonna stream the new Zelda but thanks to him giving it a shot he opened up to the idea and is streaming it twice this week which he rarely if ever does for games
Cute Flay opening up

>> No.49553770

a... penis ??

>> No.49553774

>>49553207
Hands down, this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LAYvKEv9sE

>> No.49553780

he doesn't care that the semen demon is on the screen anymore

>> No.49553812

>>49553780
He decided to owns it like a Mans

>> No.49553898

>top left, bottom left, or KINO

>> No.49553910 [SPOILER] 
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49553910

the shota's autism is soothing my ojiless brain.. oh no..

>> No.49553926

>KINO

>> No.49553946

>>49553780
oga?

>> No.49553971

>Darkens monitor
>Turns off lights
>Gotta be Immersive!
Hes just like me...My Flay husband....

>> No.49553978

flayon taking 500 years to set up the ultimate immersive experience is literally me fr

>> No.49554035

I'm a straight male vestie but I have this fantasy where me and vesper become best bros and he slowly catches feelings for me. Eventually he works up the courage to confess his feelings to me and I have to gently reject him and tell him I'm just not into men but we can still be friends. And forever after that the friendship has a tense air where I can tell vesper is trying to not make me uncomfortable about the fact he has a homo crush on me, but I slightly tease him about the fact and I can tell deep inside him there's a slight bit of hurt even though he still enjoys our time together.

>> No.49554059
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49554059

>>49549004
Amen.

>> No.49554094

i just remembered he doesn't have the paraglider yet

>> No.49554105
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49554105

>>49554035
okay this is the cutest post

>> No.49554145

>>49554035
this is very cute but also kinda sus

>> No.49554207

>>49549829
I think Vesper's internet problems only relate to streaming. He just has enough bandwidth to join in but not enough to stream without it lagging or cutting off.

>> No.49554262

>>49553074
Bro...
Altare joined Hakka's birthday from the other side of the world in a hotel lobby, I think he can miss one birthday collab if he is too busy

>> No.49554363

flayon's being really extra cute today ToT

>> No.49554413

>>49554035
i think you want to fuck him anon

>> No.49554414

He keeps talking about love and marriageits not fair....

>> No.49554442

the NPM (naurs per minute) on this stream is very high

>> No.49554459

struggling to write the recap hes so fuckign cute omfg

>> No.49554474

>>49554035
That's fucked up man

>> No.49554503

>>49554459
recap
>flayon adorable and kissable

>> No.49554553

>>49554503
TOT ITS NOT FAIR I NEED TO PUT A RING ON HIM

>> No.49554555

>>49554035
This is way too relatable...no anon....that fantasy is not fun....

>> No.49554589
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49554589

>>49554035

>> No.49554590

>>49554207
If it's just talking on discord, yes
If there's more to it, no

>> No.49554692

>>49554035
Are you the guy that gave him the PS5

>> No.49554699

>>49554413
Vesper turning out all these straight boys..dunno how to feel..

>> No.49554718

chances he goes the entire stream without doing the main story?

>> No.49554756

>>49554699
that bussy is immaculate

>> No.49554797
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49554797

>>49554756
I finally get to use this

>> No.49554822
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49554822

Must concentrate on Flayon...
Must not think of Vesper...
Thoughts are intrusive...
Ve... do....
ahhhh..

>> No.49554827
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49554827

Fortnite collabs are no more

>> No.49554832

he plays botw like me. just fuck around on the field all day accomplishing nothing and dying a thousand idiotic deaths

>> No.49554851
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49554851

>>49554797
Cute

>> No.49554872

>>49554797
kek

>> No.49554974

>>49554692
>ywnb the man Nowa is obviously pining for and talks about wistfully while wishing you never got married so he could spend more time with you
I may as well be dead now

>> No.49555040
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49555040

>>49554692
>>49554974

>> No.49555085

>>49550318
I unironically would like a deck of card with the Tempus boys representing the 50 and the 2 Jokers being Bettel

>> No.49555104
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>> No.49555149

>>49555040
Nowa x Buddy...the unrequited love of the century...

>> No.49555187

>>49553481
>>49553485
Know what, yeah, this is right. That anon is gay-curious. Getting a membership does require some effort, including being in a stream at some point.

>> No.49555188

>>49555085
Buy a deck of cards, print out the best fanart you can find, and glue prints of the art to the cards

>> No.49555189
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49555189

Imagine Vesper pinning you down and forcing you to admit that you may not be as straight as you initially expected.

>> No.49555219

>>49555189
roru

>> No.49555257
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49555257

i'm so scared i just realized we're getting new senzakimama birthday art and a voice pack for birthday merch i'm going to pass away tonight my heart can't take it i love him so much i need to track him down and run him over

>> No.49555276

>>49554827
oh no, what ever will Dezmond do~

>> No.49555282

>>49555189
vesojis u doin alright?

>> No.49555323

>>49555282
withdrawal

>> No.49555355

...Can't he just heal himself somehow?

>> No.49555413

>>49555355
unless he has a fairy on hand no. he's still at that stage where he's getting ohko'd by everything.

>> No.49555414

>>49555355
his max health is low enough that most things will one shot him anyway

>> No.49555416

>>49555355
he is healed, a lot of mobs one-shot early game

>> No.49555498

>>49555416
Hate the 3 heart stage of Zelda and lv5 tackle/tail whip spam stage of Pokemon frfr

>> No.49555503

>>49555323
>nowa withdrawal causes homoerotic thoughts in the vesojis
interesting.

>> No.49555528

>>49553377
Magni literally gets kissed by (You) in that which will instantly make that straightbro close the tab.

>> No.49555553

>>49555498
I love it, im doing a challenge run in my game so I love the masochism

>> No.49555592

>dick
wdhmbt?

>> No.49555624
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49555624

>>49554756
menhera bussy be hitting different

>> No.49555657

>>49555528
Thank you for warning me. I had put it in the watch later list with the other two recommendations I got besides mindless idiots taking everyshit as a laughing matter. I didn’t want to accidentally kiss a guy even if it was fictional and forced upon me.

>> No.49555667

where the fuck is Vesper

>> No.49555672

>>49555528
STOP DON'T RUIN IT

>> No.49555706

>>49555528
Now look at what you've done...

>> No.49555723

>>49555657
rape ToT

>> No.49555841
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49555841

>>49555528
I-I didn't close out.

>> No.49555923
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49555923

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1658605415955931140

>> No.49555924

>>49555841
Cute anon....

>> No.49555929

>>49555667
Either at home or at parents home

>> No.49555945
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49555945

>>49555657
To be fair Magni put it out as a vote and of course chat picked the kiss option
>>49555841
Bro... You had (implied) sex with Magni...

>> No.49555959
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49555959

>>49555841
it's so over for your heterosexuality

>> No.49555969

>>49555667
locked in my bedroom having his prostate milked by me
t. straight male vestie

>> No.49555986

>>49555923
Now Bettel will be forced to stick around for 2 years minimum, just like Magni!

>> No.49556032

Sisters, you have to stop larping as straight men.

>> No.49556054
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49556054

>yeah sex is good
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1658608831570784257

>> No.49556057

>>49555945
It's not even implied, he later asks if he was just a quick fuck to (You)

>> No.49556059
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49556059

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1658608831570784257

>> No.49556076

>>49556054
>>49556059
MAMA IS A WHORE

>> No.49556087

>>49556054
>>49556059
>yeah sex is good
literal whore

>> No.49556099

>>49556054
>>49556059
BASED AND TRUE

>> No.49556101

>>49556054
>>49556059
koiyume status?

>> No.49556105

>>49556054
>>49556059
Mama’s had sex….

>> No.49556118

>>49556054
Who could possibly think Shinri is a virgin?
>>49556057
Right. I'm still amazed Mane-san never got on his ass for that but I guess membership streams are mostly safe from being reviewed.

>> No.49556131

>>49556054
>>49556059
No… my idol dream…

>> No.49556167

>>49555667
in kronii's reverse rape dungeon

>> No.49556188

>>49556105
Sweetie, the rice test

>> No.49556220

>>49556167
>reverse rape
wdhmbt?

>> No.49556238

>>49556118
>Who could possibly think Shinri is a virgin?
That delusional person?
me

>> No.49556279

>>49556238
Did you miss his purity test result?

>> No.49556291
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49556291

https://twitter.com/kimeyngo/status/1658509997125562368?t=8o44EWJwzCNEmYJs5x2njQ&s=19

>> No.49556296

>>49556167
It's just called rape, even when a girl does it
Equality!

>> No.49556332

>>49556291
I'm so used with Selen arts after the TSB arc and visiting /haha/ some times that I thought that was Selen and her thicc tail

>> No.49556336

>>49556105
isn't this how it works with idols?
women are more desirable when they are virgins
men are more desirable when they are experienced

>> No.49556370

>>49556336
anybody that’s had sex is undesirable

>> No.49556371

Someone link his Rice Purity Test result tweet please
http://ricepuritytest.com/

>> No.49556378

>>49556291
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TTTTTTTTOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

>> No.49556391

>>49556336
Idols are pure and seiso

>> No.49556418

>>49556291
made for facesitting (me)

>> No.49556420

>>49556336
BS, I only wont crusty old wizards,
those are the best idols!

>> No.49556446

>>49556336
anybody that hasn’t had sex is undesirable

>> No.49556450

>>49556420
that's literally just vesper and only vesper

>> No.49556479
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49556479

>>49556057
Good times. That, him dropping that he wanted to draw his own lewds and rally horny artists under his own NSFW tag, and Axel showing himself browsing /MANS/ were some of the biggest AYOOOOOO???!!!!! moments that really stick out in my mind here.

>> No.49556489

>>49556420
>he believes vesper is a virgin
anon...

>> No.49556510

>>49555657
Dude watch Axel and Magni's drunk zatsu if you wanna have a bro moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF-n65HNI8c

>> No.49556513

>>49556336
no people who can't get anyone to fuck them reassure themselves with this cope

>> No.49556533

>>49556370
>>49556446
when will you fucks learn that sex is overrated and attaching value to sex is worse than the homo erectus and neanderthals before us?

>> No.49556564

>i have sex all the time
>let me tell you about how overrated it is

>> No.49556583

>>49556533
bold of you to assume I'm not homo erectus right now

>> No.49556586
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49556586

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1658611968914378752

>> No.49556592

>>49556479
Vesper stating that he has fake orgasaming as well

>> No.49556618

>>49553207
Jesus what leads a person to become like this? I thought I was insecure but after reading this I think I feel a lot better.

>> No.49556625

>>49556586
I need more clownfish

>> No.49556624
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49556624

>>49548990
So, I've been out of the loop for almost an year and now I'm catching up with a lot of clips of what I lost.
Tempus is surprisingly fun.
Seems like Kronii, specially, had a fuckton of fun with the boys collabs, like the therapy session and mario party.
And Now I find this thumbnail.
Please, I'm dying to know, how did the community react at the time?

>> No.49556631
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49556631

I'M SO EXCITED FOR BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY I HOPE HE HAS A LOT OF FUN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

>> No.49556643

>>49556489
>>49556592
no, but he's on his second virginity if that counts

>> No.49556650

>>49556533
when will you fags learn that people shitpost on this basket weaving forum

>> No.49556659
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49556659

>>49556371
Didn't a fair amount of anons here score above 90

>> No.49556673

>>49556659
really? how cute...

>> No.49556678

>>49556659
you hold hands with one person and get docked like 10 points

>> No.49556679

>the idol showdown dev is still in flay's chat
cute

>> No.49556684

>>49556586
best tweet ever

>> No.49556688

>>49556592
i almost forgot about this kek wonder who was the poor guy he faked it for

>> No.49556724

>Flay making some sort of hot air balloon
>Just jumps off for no reason
>Dies
What was the plan

>> No.49556730
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49556730

>>49556586
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1658612747305893889?s=46

>> No.49556743
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49556743

I love my stupid pilot :)

>> No.49556757

>>49553207
It's preferable if you don't watch him and stay out of this thread, actually. Let your membership run out too, it's fine. I'll personally gift a few people to make up for it.

>> No.49556796

>>49556730
oh god bettels had sex too

>> No.49556807

>>49556659
I scored a 95...

>> No.49556813
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49556813

>>49556730

>> No.49556819

>>49556796
bettel yumes on suicide watch

>> No.49556847

>"isn't he cute i wanna shoot off his scales"

>> No.49556853

>>49556730
he would find my g spot eventually!

>> No.49556874

>>49556291
Disgusting. I'm blocking this artist.

>> No.49556876

>>49553207
Have you watched Judge Magni? Also I really like his sims4 streams

>> No.49556890

>>49556659
I think I scored 45

>> No.49556894

>>49556796
THEY ALL HAVE
The only virgin is Axel and that's just because he is literally still a child

>> No.49556903

are Axel, Hakka, and Flayon the only pure members left..

>> No.49556933

>>49556796
No, this can't be...

>> No.49556938

>>49556659
i got like 10 less than shinri, im a fucking harlot

>> No.49556939

>>49556903
>Hakka, and Flayon
rumao

>> No.49556951

>>49556894
>Axel has had less sex than Vesper of all people
i can fix him

>> No.49556964

>>49556336
I'm being honest and serious when I ask this but why do I keep seeing this shitpost everywhere? Is it one person or do men actually believe this shit one retard made up and are spreading it? I've been on 4chan for years but I've never seen a shitpost like this. Where did it come from?

>> No.49556980

>>49556939
Hakka has already confirmed this

>> No.49556982

>>49553207
Niggas really look at a guy and think about gay sex

>> No.49556984

Do I still count as a virgin if I got touched as a child?

>> No.49557001

>>49556964
>why do I keep seeing this shitpost everywhere?
> I've never seen a shitpost like this.
pick one schizo

>> No.49557003

>>49556796
It was with the 40 y/o guy on WoW that groomed him

>> No.49557004

>>49556903
Idk about Axel but I have bad news about the others…

>> No.49557005

>FLays Battery just beeped low
>My batter just beeped low
WE AREEEEEE

>> No.49557021

>>49556980
Hakka FUCKS

>> No.49557023

>>49556984
My condolences anon, hope the bastard got caught

>> No.49557036
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49557036

>>49556819
idk experienced retards are the best kind of non virgins. this makes him a thousand times hotter to me

>> No.49557065

>>49556984
In my book yes

>> No.49557081
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49557081

literal guild of whores

>> No.49557089

>>49556796
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand dropped

>> No.49557093

>>49556291
tits too big

>> No.49557107

>>49557001
I mean I've never seen a shitpost like this before in all my years of being on this website until I came to this board, sorry I didn't clarify every single word. And how am I the schizo and not the weirdo with some sort of delusional harem fantasy?

>> No.49557111
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49557111

>Unironic sex-having whores in /MANS/

>> No.49557142

>>49556796
Of course he did, he just off-collabed with Magni

>> No.49557149

>>49557111
see
>>49557081

>> No.49557152

As a man i think sex havers are SO GROSS

>> No.49557164

>>49556796
do you think he honks a clown horn when he cums

>> No.49557175
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I just want to cuddle and hug him so bad

>> No.49557184
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>>49557111
like oshi like fan

>> No.49557192

>>49557111
The women here have no self-respect and would gladly keep watching men who have whored themselves out to others.

>> No.49557211

>>49556984
yes

>> No.49557220

>>49556592
Yo, I missed that, when was that?

>> No.49557221

>>49557164
He squeezes the flower on his breast pocket to give you a facial

>> No.49557225

As a woman i think sex havers are SO GROSS

>> No.49557250

>>49557164
https://files.catbox.moe/ildrbm.mp3

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>>49557175
dingo was made for roughly snuggling him into bed after a long day of recording and doing his /fit/ rep!

>> No.49557261

>still thinking they are virgins
>when there is 98% for each of them to be selected to satisfy the needs of some old japanese man during Cover's bussiness meetings

>> No.49557280

>>49557192
the only fun part about fucking virgin men is teaching them. for actual enjoyable sex that doesnt take months of learning guys with experience are better.

>> No.49557290

>>49557192
Wrong, I'm saving my virginity for when me and my oshi consummate our marriage.

>> No.49557299

>>49557164
Do you think his bellend is like a clown nose?

>> No.49557304

>>49556624
oh buddy, where to begin…

>> No.49557309

>>49557250
what the fuck

>> No.49557312

>>49557111
>Score 45
>Only had two partners and don't do hook ups
>Don't do drugs or get in trouble with the law
Sometimes we just get into relationships with really kinky people without knowing till later. I'm a male however.

>> No.49557320

>>49557280
Male hands typed this

>> No.49557332

>>49557261
Yeah, but Shinri takes it upon himself to protect the other boys by giving up his body to the businessmen and fulfilling their every desire. Why do you think his purity score is so low...

>> No.49557337

>>49557280
please kys

>> No.49557352

>>49557021
he DOESN'T https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I497nvENaEo

>> No.49557363

>>49556291
Tits too big but I would still bury my face in them

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49557384

This is a Whore Guild, so everyone must be a whore, simple as

>> No.49557389

>>49557225
Don’t larp as a women anon. Women are naturally attracted to men who had sex, because it demonstrates power and popularity, and women loves to be dominated by powerful men. Men on the other hand, hate whore women, since they like their women to be faithful to them only. Optimal men should have sex with multiple people while optimal women save their chastity for the right man.

>> No.49557409

>>49557304
Kek, I can only imagine.
There's another thread on the board where I asked the same question let's see if any anon takes the endeavor and tell me tale. >>49523783

>> No.49557426

>being experienced in sex
Bro, you literally put your dick in and out of a hole. There's nothing to learn.
How hard can this be.

>> No.49557432

>>49557164
god I need to find that disaster fanservice greentext again

>> No.49557437
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>> No.49557442

>>49557280
Wrong. You could never understand the love of a shy, insecure, anxious virgin. It's not for you.

>> No.49557447

>>49557384
>you will never be Leader's heal slut
ToT

>> No.49557473
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49557473

>Vesper will never princess carry you
why even live bros...

>> No.49557484

Too many unpure anons itt ew

>> No.49557488

>>49557299
KEK

>> No.49557495

>100% Had sex and continues to do so
Magni
Shinri
>100% Had sex but hasn't gotten any in a while
Altare
Bettel
Flayon
Hakka
>Has never had sex
Axel
>Sworn celibacy
Vesper

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>>49557256
Gods I want that so bad

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>>49557192
Damn straight!

>> No.49557523

Anons itt could never make it as idols. You SLUTS

>> No.49557529

>>49557495
flayon had sex but swears to never do it again

>> No.49557536

>>49557426
It isn’t the act of sex that’s important. It’s the waltz of social plays mixing into perfect harmony. As a man, you should always be dominating, never falter to a women tease, while a women should always try to be hard to reach, masking her feelings, so it’s more fulfilling when the man pulls the layer off and reveal her sensitive secret

>> No.49557537

>>49557250
fucking kek this is too accurate

>> No.49557538

>>49557409
it was unfortunately not really a “fun” reaction and was more of a “schizoid meltdown” reaction. the blue boy (altare) got death threats and harassment for months because he made kronii laugh while playing with her with fucking slapstick comedy.

>> No.49557562

>>49557495
Flayon is waiting until marriage you heathen

>> No.49557570

>>49557495
Shinri is horny 98% of the time and wails about how lonely he is, so I think he has been deprived of it for a while

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>> No.49557580

>>49557495
Vesper is the biggest whore of them all.

>> No.49557590

i wish at least one of them was a nerdy loser with no experience... sluts are gross

>> No.49557600

>>49557484
how new

>> No.49557640

>>49557580
he really is. he hinds behind the wizard cope but he's a whore who hates the commitment

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>>49557484
I find men who have sex to be the most disgusting creatures to ever exist on planet earth. They should all be pure virgins who have never talked to another female in their life if they want to even look in my direction.

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>>49557571
what is it about this autist that makes both men and women lust for him. me included

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>>49557639
t.

>> No.49557740

>>49557562
He's not going to marry you sis

>> No.49557756

>>49557639
youd love me anon but im gay

>> No.49557769

>>49557220
either the 1st or 2nd VA-11 Hall-A stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQqXruhxz78

i'll try to find it

>> No.49557783

>>49557639
jesus please go back to /cbdct/

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>>49557164
i've been thinking about this all week. i need to hear his retarded clown honking mid passionate sex.

>> No.49557786

>>49557738
He was literally me...

>> No.49557821

>>49557538
Damn, who would've guess that western fans would be worser unicorns than the japs even.
What's the preditction? Are the new collabs this week gonna make waves too?

>> No.49557820

>>49557409
The first one was a disaster because it was the first time Kronii would collab with them and had a bunch of unicorns and shitposters. It was with Altare and Vesper and while it was fun, a bunch of schizos went after Altare like anon said >>49557538
Then she handled it in a very bad way till she decided to do whatever she wanted that even Cover put up an announcement where they said they supported the decisions of their talents and would fight harassment against them. Right now just few shitposter still like to fight about this collabs and say Vesper wants to fuck her, but it has been better

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>>49557686
niche gap moe appeal thats highly potent if you're able to understand it

>> No.49557881

>>49557821
expect some shitposting but the people who had cared at this point have fucked off. so it’s not too bad

>> No.49557897

>>49557639
I hope that you don't go schizo if Flayon collabs with a woman in the future. If you do please make sure to traumadump in >>>/vt/cbdct/ instead of here.

>> No.49557903

>>49557389
Pretty sure the women here are naturally attracted to pushing jesters down flights of stairs and sniffing old man armpits. God, haven't you been studying at all?

>> No.49557913

>>49557820
I see, thanks for the update fren.

>> No.49557969

>>49557738
Someone bring him back to life and have him be in the next Holostars gen.

>> No.49557981

>>49557686
Because it’s all deliberate. He’s trying to sound like a bro while also applying a subtle hot women vibe into his voice, which results into attracting males (using hot women voice) and females (using his bro voice that sounds he will be a good bro for an alpha men, this association with alpha men make him irresistible to women)

>> No.49558036
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49558036

Aceitas?

>> No.49558067

>>49557389
The menhera in me is too convinced that any experienced man wouldn't have any real interest in me over any other woman who is clearly better than me in every way.

>> No.49558066

>>49557981
>Vesper has a hot woman voice
words i never thought i'd hear together

>> No.49558078

All I magni stream or do I sleep

>> No.49558082
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49558082

>>49557783
>>49557897
Heeee~ doushite, anon-kun? Can't you take a little joke? Why so bothered? Are you not pure and wholesome virgins?

>> No.49558147

>>49558067
Nonsense. As long as you are submissive and saving your chastity for the perfect man, he will appear in your life

>> No.49558156
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OKAY GUYS MAYBE I AM GAY

>> No.49558173

>>49556054
>>49556059
Shinri has talked about and taught his chat how to strangle someone during sex no one should be surprised

>> No.49558235

Did the Teamup Anon go on vacation or something? We don't have everyone's schedules but we're missing some streams here.

>> No.49558239

>>49558067
Sister, you need some confidence in yourself.

>> No.49558244

>>49553207
What kind of retarded nonsense are you on about
And the people giving serious answers to this.....

>> No.49558250

>>49558156
menhera bussy strikes once again

>> No.49558282

>>49558082
Not only am I a virgin but I have no interest in ever having sex until androids that can be accurately dressed up like fictional characters become real.

>> No.49558288

>>49558066
I never said that. What I SAID he have a subtle hint of a hot,. older woman vibe in his voice. It’s hardly detectable but if you know enough about gay men tricks to lure straight men, you will notice it too

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>>49558156
>Vesper voted one of the cutest holostars among male viewers
>highest male viewership in Tempus
>anons turning gay for him
how does he do it

>> No.49558305

All the Bettel birthday stuff is so cute and it bums me out I couldn't finish mine because Iife is hell.

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49558320

Why do you do this old man?
When will we stop listening to your lies???

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>>49558288

>> No.49558384

>>49558288
>if you know enough about gay men tricks to lure straight men
Tell me more about these tricks. This kissless virgin needs them.

>> No.49558389

>>49558320
>we
I stopped 5 months ago, you do you

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49558425

>>49556592
>>49556643
>>49556688
>>49557220
here it is!
https://www.youtube.com/live/vJZRrBhpxXo?feature=share&t=3476

>> No.49558427 [DELETED] 

>>49558320
>Believing in anything TEMPUS says

>> No.49558454

>>49558288
shit seems like i need to do my research

>> No.49558479

>>49558320
He's gonna be in today garthic phone stream right...???
>inb4 Magni:"sorry guys Vesper couldnt make it tonight"

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>>49558425
Thanks anon! I was just hoping for a vague timeframe but you went above and beyond!

>> No.49558505

>>49558425
based thanks for finding it!

>> No.49558512

>>49558282
Still weird to seethe so hard at a fun post and shill an unrelated thread...

>> No.49558513

>>49558173
link

>> No.49558556
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49558556

i love his cursing and him explaining some of the loz lore, i wanna cuddle up next to him and listen to him for hours

>> No.49558555

>>49558384
When you learn them, you need to use them on the anon with the fantasy of friendzoning Vesper's bro crush

>> No.49558623

>>49558384
Not gonna help more faggots like you take advantage of guys like us. Fuck off

>> No.49558651

>>49558425
whore

>> No.49558659

>>49558425
he's such a whore why is he like this

>> No.49558686

>>49558623
too late anon you’ve already been infected

>> No.49558709

>Flayon is streaming
>Fujosisters post the gayest shit possible with zero stream discussion
Name a more iconic pair.

>> No.49558731

>>49558289

>>49558425
Bear, Woods, requisite crap

>> No.49558762

>>49558709
nigga it’s all vesties crying because they they miss daddy

>> No.49558792

seeing him try to get around without a glider is pretty fun

>> No.49558800

>>49558762
>Shinri discussion ignored

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>>49556796
Yeah with me

>> No.49558856

49558807
DOWNVOTE
DOWNVOTE
DOWNVOTE
DOWNVOTE

>> No.49558872

>>49558709
nigga i literally just posted how i wanted to cuddle with him, read the fucking room

>> No.49558901

>>49557164
I would actually laugh so hard if he did that during sex

>> No.49558910
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49558910

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! He's my favourite!!! Axel did a menshi ASMR last night and, oh-! He has such a wonderful surprise for us, I swear that I felt my heart burst! He's so sweet on us. I want to thank him so much for doing that- so cute. I know this guy's just busy a lot of the times, or it just slips his mind, so I'm always happy to patiently wait for the next menshi, but, yeah. It's always feels nice to see him there, or to read anything he posts. Either way! Menshi or not, I'm just happy that I have the chance to see this guy!!! Axel's got a lot of fun things planned for us, and will be involved in a lot more too! Ah, this is a bit random and late, but it was nice to hear that Axel had a good Mother's day! It was his treat, something that he does a lot, actually, and took the whole family out. And I hope that the rest of you guys did too! Ahh, but for real- Axel's just a selfless guy, I can't help but respect him for all the things he does for his friends and family. I just hope all the goodwill and love he puts onto others is brought back to him two-fold!!! I just adore him, I don't know. I hope that he's always having fun with what he does, and it always sounds like he is, which is a blessing. I wish him good quality sleep, and nothing but the best foods. Keep cool out there- stay happy and healthy Axel!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.49558955

This level of Flay-way surpasses all other ways I've seen playing this game.
Gliders in games were a mistake 200%

>> No.49558981

>>49558425
I remember he also said he would fuck this character in a motel room and asked the price or something KEK

>> No.49558984

>>49558872
anon's already admitted to making shitposts randomly accusing people of not watching streams for the (you)s. No use arguing.

>> No.49558988

>>49558910
I hate you, axelyume. But I respect you.

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>>49558289
he cute :3

>> No.49559017

>>49558807
The real "Support the cause" woman...

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EXORCIST ON THE TELLY BTW
https://www.youtube.com/live/7pYh7VwYKhc?feature=share

>> No.49559052

>>49558872
You are the execption.
>>49558984
Keep seething fujosister, you know I'm right.

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49559076

4 more hours till the collab:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLkzwictiko

Now, we're not going to respond to bait about Altare and/or Vesper missing it, are we...?

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>>49558856

>> No.49559140

>>49558981
Now I need a clip for that, ToT!!!

>> No.49559154

>homophobes are seething in a sausagefest-branch again

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>>49558990
he's menhera like a girl which turns off women and straight men but attracts certain type of gays like a moth to a fly

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>>49558988
Yeah that's fair. I don't hate you though, and never will! I don't really consider myself a yume to be honest. I just love him a lot. Also here is a kiss if you want to accept it, chu~!

>> No.49559168

very nice

>> No.49559182

>>49559076
I have the Altare slap image ready dw Altare has been liking things on twt tho so I think he will join, maybe

>> No.49559200

>>49559164
>moth to a fly
kek

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>>49559164
>*MOTHS TO A LAMP
FUCK IM RETARDED AAAAA

>> No.49559213

>>49559164
>a moth to a fly

>> No.49559216

>>49559076
I'm already leaving this wretched place before the collab so I can enjoy in peace no matter who does or doesn't show up

>> No.49559261

>>49559166
I-Its not like I wanted your kisses or anything... b-baka...

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>>49559200
>>49559213
please...im embarrassed enough...

>> No.49559285

>>49559182
Good, I didn't see that he liked Shinri's tweet already.

So its only Vesper MIA at the moment, sill will cause drama, but thats normal, lol

>> No.49559292

you bitches are cringe BIRD OF TELLY FOR THE PAST 10 MINS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pYh7VwYKhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pYh7VwYKhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pYh7VwYKhc

>> No.49559324

>>49559285
tbf he's not much for twitter anyways but yeah im expecting drama

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Man what the fuck is Machi doing

>> No.49559362

>>49559076
No but I will shitpost about it for my own amusement hoping to get Vesplings to come out of their hidey hole.

>> No.49559370

>>49558513
im on mobile so I can’t link properly
>1:21:08
https://www.youtube.com/live/Wg3Q9TzkeeA
he talked about it again in his latest twitch vod too but my gift sub just ran out so scrubbing is impossible

>> No.49559373

>>49559344
evolving
Only issue is he still thinks the flamethrowers give thrust lol

>> No.49559381

>>49559206
I'm laughing but I like the mental image of a fly having a bunch of gay moths come up to him and being really confused (the moths are also confused but they're into it)

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>>49559261
If you don't want them then should I double them and give it to somebody else?

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>>49559362

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>>49558910
Surprised you were able to listen, I thought you would be too overwhelmed about more serious asmr, what with the heartbeats and stuff kek. I hope Axel's content keeps you happy for a long time. Especially last weekend. Love you, little axelotl. You're a strong one, patpat~

>> No.49559427

>>49559292
>>49559051

>> No.49559425

Ya'll ever lose your phone before?

>> No.49559449

>>49559344
he doesn't have the paraglider so he's trying to get around in the most ass backwards ways

>> No.49559470

This bratty jester keeps spamming my twitter notifications tonight, he deserves pegging correction

>> No.49559479

>>49559370
Nice!

>> No.49559501

>>49559470
ToT

>> No.49559508

>>49559470
>pegging
Holostar members were made to be enjoyed by MEN!

>> No.49559549

>>49559508
Fine, I can share my stap-on with the men, too.

>> No.49559550

>>49559427
i stand corrected, couldn't see that in the sea of bait

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>>49559508
I'll french him while getting pegged by kronii

>> No.49559586

>>49559285
>liked Shinri’s tweet
That is the drama, these men won’t hide that they’re whores

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>>49559408
I actually miss those guys. They were funny.

>> No.49559599

>>49559370
"you can do a lot with two fingers"
best chat response

>> No.49559641

>Bird plane just waving around in place
>Tries to jump on it
>Slides out from under him
I'm crying

>> No.49559670
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VESMACHI LOVE

>> No.49559673
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>>49559599

>> No.49559701

Starting to see where machi's brain reaches it limit and struggles to understand something...very cute~

>> No.49559725

>>49559670
precious. flay molests gramps that night ToT

>> No.49559789
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he likes this
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1658627573168087041

>> No.49559800

>>49559725
STOP RIGHT THERE FILTHY FUJO!! Vesmachi are STRICTLY platonic and none of your delusions can stop reality,

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>>49557473
why live

>> No.49559849

>>49559810
cuuuute, your art is love

>>49559701
im struggling to understand what he's doing

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>>49559412
I'm not that weak, or maybe I am!! Besides, I'd never miss an Axel stream if I can help it! Though, it did feel. Weird. I don't really listen to ASMR so I don't know!!! I'm just happy to be there!Thank you. I. Hm. I don't actually know what to say, but thank you- I hope your days are always blessed. I love you too, chu~!

>> No.49559866

>>49559701
Sometimes I wonder how the boys feel when every action they ever take is called cute, lol. This is even judging because I'm just as guilty of calling everything cute, but they're probably like wat

>> No.49559873

>>49559810
this is cute

>> No.49559906

>>49559789
Of course he does

>> No.49559921
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>>49558910
primo axelotl kowai... dingo kowai... i couldn't even handle the menshi and im glad it was so short because if it hadn't thEN MY SPAGHETTIS WILL FKING BURST AAAAAAAAAA THATS AN ACTUAL BFE AND IT WAS MY FIRST HOW DARE HE
I HOPE YOU AND YOUR OSHI HAVE A DELICIOUS WARM MEAL TODAY

>> No.49559925

>>49559866 (me)
isn't*

>> No.49559934

>>49559701
it's very relatable i love him so much

>> No.49559958

>>49559866
I think they’ve all been around women and know what they’re like

>> No.49559975
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Hello guys...i will be joining tonight for the boys collab since mommy Fauna is gone uuuuu

>> No.49560019

>>49559975
hello vespling, enjoy your refuge

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>>49559810
Cute, but anon i'm a straight man, how can I self-insert!?

>> No.49560031

>>49559849
he cant propel the glider, so he was trying to use "rewind" to put it back in a state where it was always flying, but wasn't quite fully getting the rules of it (like trying to rewind the rewind) but he still was able to figure out a way in the end
>>49559866
Yeah my friend calls me out for saying things are cute too much/ different kinds of "cute" I try to explain but he never gets it...

>> No.49560154

>>49559958
Yeah but that multiplied by however many people in the audience they have, multiplied again by the level of fan obsession not seen in normal people they interact with IRL

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