/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>49508805
>/shon/
You did it!

>>49508805
nano love!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49509053
>gets kisses from shondo
>no balls
the price he had to pay

https://poal.me/7kxc2w

Shondo can't complain about us concernfagging about her and her getting along with her vtuber friends now right?

I can't wait to stay up all night making babies with shondo on Saturday. 10 hours of baby making I will be a husk afterwards

>shondo realizes it's my birthday
>goes on twitter to drop me a follow as a present
>feels bad that I'm the only one getting attention
>following storm begins
You're welcome anons

>>49509845
you know that's not how this works

>>49511501
hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hdans hands hadns hands hands hands hasnd hjadns hands hands hda s hands hands hands hands hands hands hndas hands

>>49511680

>>49511501
god why are her hands so freaking erotic I swear no one else does this to me

friends im new and I just lost my job. where can I find kiss ASMR?

>>49511826
CUTE SMALL TINY LOLI HANDS.

>>49511501
>she once touched her cunny with those little fingies
ToT

Does wife minds RT spam or do I continue my 2hu spam

>>49511501
>>49511711
Isn’t it kind of lewd that she has showed us HANDS that have TOUCHED HER CUNNY AND CHEST?

She's going on a liking spree again. She's quite clingy again tonight. So cute, I love her so much.

>>49513216
the key is that she's procrastinating on going to bed, that's when she pours over all twitter comments

remember, it can be a bother but she finds it cute that we concern over her
also remember, don't use that as an excuse to police her damn life under the pretense of protecting her

>her oshi drives her insane
>my oshi drives me insane
WE ARE

What did Nazuna do now

>>49513741
Probably something insane like usual

today was a good day for shondo things

>>49514407
I agree, can’t wait for shadow weekend to be over

Just jacked off to the JOI edit and now I feel dirty

>>49516997
shit i forgot

>>49516997
Why would you feel bad about cumming to your wife?

>>49511826
>shondos favorite body part is hands
>this rubs off on her viewers
>hyposexual
>this rubs off on her viewers
>schizo menhera
>this rubs off on her viewers
>art fiend
>this rubs off on her viewers
guys i think her lore is real and shes actually some kind of hypnotizing eldritch abomination in disguise bent on making us all go mad

>>49518419
>asexual
>all her viewers want to fuck her
I don't think this applies to everything

>>49518473
thinking of posts like these
>>48334896
>>48789237

I just noticed she used pounds to refer to weight, is that common in UK? Surprised she didnt say kg

>>49519390
Probably an Americanism, English people use stones and ounces as a form of measurement for weight.

>shondo: I don't hate anyone
>shobdo: if you could go into people's dreams you could go into people's dreams you don't like and make them watch their families die over and over again. That sounds fun.

>>49520398
>stone
I thought that was a joke measurement from like the middle ages

>>49521137
No it's real and used to measure bodyweight to this day.

>>49521137

>>49521399
>There are people out there who think Imperial is difficult to use
>When helpful charts like this exist
Some people have to rely on counting their fingers and toes I suppose.

>>49521399
The length chart is better

I always join in on teasing Shon for being stimky and never bathing, but honestly Shondo au naturel probably smells amazing. A mix of very faint coconut and pheromones, no real sweat stench to be had. I would lose control

bump

>>49522101
I want to buy her used shirts

Almost impossible scenario, but because shondo has lost her ability to smell, I want to imagine that she might apply too much perfume or think that she smells fine without bathing for a while, and when Nina first opens the door when shondo comes to visit her, Nina might visibly gag by reflex and shatter shondo's self-confidence and ego forever.

>>49516997
I came so hard to this that I passed out instantly. One of the best nights of sleep I've had in a while

One day I'll get myself a life-sized Shondoll.

>>49518419

>R*shia
"WH-" -Shondo

>>49528504
she's her oshi after all

>>49526937
I have a couple of Shondo-sized dolls but I'd never turn them into wifey. It just feels morally wrong.

>>49528597
Go back.

>>49528692
>Shondo-sized dolls
>I have a couple
double-based.

fang

>>49526941
Is there more of this?

She hates me right? That's why she's feeling sorry for that backstabbing whore rushia.

>>49529896
seggs

>>49530299
Rushia is her oshi dumb newfag

>>49520705
Just a prank bro

>>49530654
So she likes her oshi that betrayed everyone than her own fans? Damn... Really feeling cucked right now.

>>49520705
Strangely enough this wouldn't affect me. Years ago I had a nightmare that I was hunted by some sort of Resident Evil monster that wouldn't die after being snipped multiple times, then I woke up panicked with my heart beating like crazy and upon waking up I had this weird feeling that future nightmares will never make my heartrate go up again. I was right, nightmares are lowkey fun now. Satori awakening? Madman's Knowledge?

I have seen multiple sources claim that Fallenshadow is a (((JEWESS)))

:-=(

>>49531645
>sources
Her mouth, last stream.

>>49531645
What does this change? Reminder that Shondo banned a guy for not liking the blacks, keep in mind that he didn't even drop the nigger-word. If you unironically thought she's based then you're a retard.

>>49530299
I can only hope that she oshis the version of Rushia that certain naive EOPs invented in their head and not the real thing.

>>49532282
But there's nothing wrong with the real thing, she's bipolar and willing to do fanservice every once in a while. I think she cares about her audience.

>>49532157
But that’s extremely based

>>49532157
Luckily most of the people who were there for the "based redpilled loli vtuber" after the twitter drama have filtered out at this point

>>49532487
I suppose if you're into cuckoldry then societal black worship would be based.

>>49532488
>>49532555
I guess I was proven wrong instantly. Go back retard, shondo doesn't hate any group of people

>>49532606
What are you on about? I was being factual.

>>49532555
Go back tourist

>>49532606
I'm not going to mirror Shonshon's beliefs, she can believe whatever she wants. I know this is a new concept for twitterfags but you can love people you disagree with.

>>49532816
This is fine, its just the tourists that are trying to put their politics or beliefs on shondo that are the problem

>>49533015
I see. Don't worry, I also don't want to see this place turned into /pol/ since it's pretty comfy.

>>49532606
Yeah Shondo is all about diversity and inclusion. It's more or less her motto. In fact, it may as well also be 4chan's reason for being. All real Shondophrenics accept everyone for everything. We're not about hate.

>>49532157
>If you unironically thought she's based then you're a retard.
She didn't need to be based - whatever the fuck that means anymore - just not a literal shekel-chasing oven dodger.

>>49533316
Money by itself isn't evil anon, she has a financially inept family to feed. Look at it this way; if Shondo wasn't chasing shekels her family would be on welfare.

>>49533316
Bro wtf is she supposed to do about being 12% jewish
Even her genetically jewish grandfather didn’t believe in god and made jew jokes all the time

>>49533316
Honest question, how new are you?

>>49533429
I bet he's at least 10% mud. lol

>>49533316
If it makes you feel any better she has also said that she isnt religious (other than whatever the fuck she chose to believe at the given second). Its just a part of her DNA.

YouTube comments are so weird, all these people saying welcome back
>>49532157
It makes the polniggers who came after the drama really mad

Shondo being part Jewish is great because it filters retards like that

>>49533316
You do know she isn’t like, actually jewish?
Her grandfather, who viewed himself as an atheist, and was as actually based as it gets, came from a jewish family who immigrated from Poland to escape Hitler, hence the jokes Hitler is responsible for Shondo’s existence.
He wasn’t a practicing jew, he was straight up adopted because his mother was evil and abused him horribly. But her genetics test showed she’s 12% ashkenazi jewish.
What is she supposed to do about that exactly?

>>49533510
Shondo is 88% European and then 12% jewish
She outright read her genetics test out on stream brainlet

>>49533673
>thinking that guy has ever watched anything more than clips

>>49533596
I think it’s crazy that people get mad that her atheist grandfather came from an abusive jewish family
You have to go back three generations to find the jews, on one side out of four of the family, and the jews were horrible people too

>>49533673
>>49533703
>"I bet he's at least 10% mud. lol"
I was talking about that anon obsessed with her being 12% jewish, all of these /pol/ types look like untermensch propaganda posters in real life.

>>49533713
It’s strictly Americans that seethe over this because it’s pretty much impossible for them to be as high a percentage white as she is

what the fuck is wrong with being a jew anyway? seethe more nazibitch kek

Shondo's high verbal IQ is likely due to being part Jewish. It makes her well suited to manipulating us into loving her and giving her money.

>>49533789
They see her perfect porcelain skin and mald

>>49533828
Now I want someone to draw her rubbing her hands together in a cute way, not with the disgusting friendly merchant nose.

Jesus Christ please shut the fuck up /pol/tards.
Useless mods.

>bait thread with shondo up
>/shon/ goes to shit
I wonder if there any correlation

>>49533858
As someone who has seen it, she has a tiny, cute, round, slightly upturned button nose
Do et

>see this
>"n-no muh 12%"
>walk out
Gay.

Wait it’s 2023 and there exists people who genuinely mald because a streamer’s great grandparents were practicing jews?

>>49531645
She confirmed it last stream. She is 25% jew (or was it 12.5%?).

>>49531645
hot

post her real face

>>49534001
Fuck off retard. Why would you want antis to see her face?

Huh we really are being raided

>>49534021
Because I want to know what she actually looks like?
What's the fucking issue with that?

>>49534109
Everyone in this thread including the faggot malding about her being 12% Jewish would see it, he'd spread it everywhere and then she'd get doxed.

>>49534109
Which board did you come from and how exactly did you get here

for once, someone who isn't me is posting in this thread. i don't know if i like it.

Just report the doxx retard and post cute wife pictures

I want to bathe in the Shondo slime.

mods are useless, post unspoilered CUNNY

>>49534142
You might have a point there.
I like her and don't want her get IRL stalkers.
I'm just really interested in her.

>>49534169
>69
nice
I saw this thread of the front page.
Learned about shondo on another imageboard. ;)

>>49534285
So that's where the stain on her chair comes from? Three layers isn't enough.

>>49534336
>don't want her get IRL stalkers.
heh.

where is the newfag who posted what he learned about her every day? i miss this kind of newfags

>>49534405
Today I learned that Shondo is a man with a voice cahnger.

So, judging by her chair I think it's safe to assume she's severely overweight, right?

>>49533603
>Based as it gets
>atheist
Come on now.

>>49534478
that man? me.

>>49534541
>believing the same shit billions of other people believe in
>based
Come on now.

>>49534596
>the less popular something is, the better
equally stupid

>>49534551
Sorry to break this to you Otis, but you're not actually human.

>>49534285
Slimedo my beloved.

>>49534622
>>the less popular something is, the better
Usually.

>>49533603
>Her grandfather
Oh ok she's not a real jew then *phew*

>>49534596
>disbelieving just because
Find God

>>49534672
Wtf I'm Zoroastrian now?

>>49534774
Where?

>>49534774
Found her.

>>49534774
Shondo likes the idea of religion and finds it comforting, since her mom and grandmother are christians, but she doesn’t believe in a traditional god. She’s open to the idea though and says that she thinks we most likely are not the most intelligent lifeform in the universe.

>>49534774
Where is he how do I find him I want to add him on Facebook

>>49534774
>Christian fundamentalist
>spends his time oiling and getting into arguments with a bi mentally ill cult leader
She was right your intellect really is flawed

We were having such a good streak…

>>49534797
>>49534832
I can respect the struggle with faith over the worship of logic and science you get from the atheist crowd.

>>49508805
Did Yuri draw this? Kind of feels like her art style.

gee I wonder why she doesn't want to be called based

>>49534940
Why?

>>49534774
I'm a contrarian by nature and a cynic, if I somehow find God I'll take it to the extreme. I'll become the equivalent of a towel head.

Imagine

>>49534912
The 1 off comeback stream and ASMR really exasperated the mania

Back to /pol/ faggots only shondo lov allowed here
I fuggen LOVE shondooooooo

>>49534912
We are being raided by poltards/doxxniggers. Mods are fucking useless. Reports do nothing. Full of retards who don't watch.
Joy.
Is this the ASMR crowd?

>>49534981
Sounds based, but don't call yourself a cynic like that. It's Reddit.

>>49535064
Wouldn’t be surprised

>>49535097
Just like you, its fitting.

>>49535097
Well, I believe all people are motivated by selfish reasons deep down inside.

>>49535042
So do I! And I also love /pol/!

>>49534979
It props her up with expectations that nobody can even agree on and that hardly even apply to her. Of course retards take it the wrong way and think uuu she'll get mad if I agree with her on something and say based, when she's only asking you to not go to your polfaggot buddies and say "hey bro check out this BASED vtuber I found" who are going to sperg out when she expresses her nanny state animal rights views

>>49535176
Why are you even responding to polniggers who don't even watch.

>>49535212
I'm listening to her ASMR right now

>>49535212
to be desu it's been bugging me and I need retards to stop saying "she doesn't want me to call her based but"

I leave the thread for one hour and this happens? Fucking hell, you're all retarded.

>>49535176
>likes animals so she doesn’t eat animals
>generally doesn’t like people so she would be open to eating people
>not religious but likes the idea of it, thinks it is comforting, believes humans are not the most intelligent lifeform in existence
>hates politics
>makes fun of both left wing and right wing politics
>just cares about having fun and bringing happiness to the world
She is based and there is nothing you can do about it

>>49535400
>>makes fun of both left wing and right wing politics
Bullshit she doghistles to the right all the time and then gets cold feet when we show up. When did she make fun of the right? No, shitting on amerifats doesn't count.

>>49535400
>She doesn't eat animals
I'm still going to forcefeed her the island's undiscovered endangered bird to keep our baby healthy and she can't do anything about it because there's no one to stop me.

>>49535529
She shits on capitalism and rich people all the time

>>49535400
your idea of based is not agreed upon and a bunch of undesirables would pop up if you went pitching her as a based vtuber without qualifying how so
I'm just saying it's obvious what the intent is here, and it's a bit annoying people play dumb and act like she doesn't appreciate when people respond based to something she says

>>49535176
>go to your polfaggot buddies and say "hey bro check out this BASED vtuber I found"
This is what I'm going to do. I am going ot share Shondo with /pol/ and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>49535529
please fuck off

>>49535586
She'll eventually become rich and do a 180.

>>49535586
A bit of a shame seeing as the free market is based.

you all make it out like she even brushes up against politics more often than once every two months, probably even less not counting jabs at american healthcare or the like

>>49535593
None of those fags actually buy the Nuremberg shit and will gladly uoh her kek. I love how people still think /pol/ is the same as it was in 2000s

>>49535529
Congrats you might be the most retarded poster in this thread

>>49535901
it's actually you for replying to obvious bait

>>49535901
>>49535948
it's actually me.

this is why we should not have this thread

I hope she does another fan-design stream for her next outfit.

Nothing else matters other than this
https://files.catbox.moe/30rx69.png

I found out gandpa was a socialist and I don't know how to feel about it.

>>49536038
a part of me hoped she was something like this when I first found her, but I found something better than someone to fulfill my coomer fantasies
I'm more of a switch now than ever before at least

>>49536029
wide hips on loli is disgusting.
same as "flat" chests not being actually flat.
loli should look like loli.

>>49536038
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

>>49536029
she didn't even review half the ones submitted for dressupshadow, kinda sad I would've liked to see what she thought of mine

>>49536038
Shondo when funny cookie

>>49536126
I'm glad she's not like that. The way she teases us is much better.

>>49535894
>None of those fags actually buy the Nuremberg shit
Shondo would be regarded as deutschblütig according to the Nürenbuger laws. The retards here aren't even actual /pol/lacks, they are the universally hated election tourists.

Twitter notifications are fucked....

>>49536240
>Nürenbuger
I really should proofread my posts.

>>49536211
yeah, although most of that was less to do with coombaiting and more just wanting her to "play" a more domineering yandere

>>49536240
You are all are the same shit
Fuck off already.

>>49536240
She's not tho. But our children will.

>>49536303
I like it the way she is, when we see hints of it it feels organic and more powerful, like her asking about who we watched and if we liked the other girl more last stream. It feels real when she does that.

>>49536300
my funny autocomplete eyes didn't even notice

>acuddle is still around
Didn’t that sperg say he was dropping her over that tranny stuff? Wish he’d stay gone.

>>49536381
They didn't have genetic testing back then, so she probably wouldn't have been because they just didn't know, but she is only 12% jewish, which is about 1/8. That makes her according to the chart deutschblütig.

>>49534989
how do I get this to play with sound?
sorry, I'm new.

>>49536744
Doesn't work for me either.

How deep does the rabbit hole go? https://youtu.be/q3vI8xfy_wg

>>49536788
He fucked up the filename

>>49536792
REAL

For someone that hates politics, she sure is going to have "fun" during pride month.

>>49537142
politics? she's bisexual and gonna celebrate it

>>49537142
She thinks pride month is retarded but is being offered free promotion because she likes women
What is hard to grasp about this

>>49537142
This is why she only replies to you when you're arguing with her

I'm glad that she won't do it if they force chat restrictions on her.

>>49537142
I'm gonna say it; why do American-influenced individuals think of sexuality as politics? At the end of the day it's just horniness.

>>49537142
What does thinking girls are cute have to do with politics

>>49536744
https://files.catbox.moe/j5tqap.mp3

>>49537553
NTA, but pride month is absolutely political. You are delusional if you think otherwise. That being said, her reasons aren't, so he is still a retard.

>>49537142
Reminder that you're betraying Shondo if you're not part of the glorious bisexual master race.

>>49537531
Puritan influence from colonial times to put it simply.

Sho month cancelled.

>>49537142
It's more like Shondo is for LBT+ and just hates gays.

>>49537764
Mmmm lettuce bacon tomato sandwich

>>49537531
everything is political when people make it political
if everyone was just left alone to live as they like, politics wouldnt be a problem

No gay month.

Based Shonshon picking her chat over it. I hate verified only chat

>>49537754
>Sho ASMR still on the table
lads lads lads

sho bros in shambles

I love the idea of no homo sho time, it's the least corporate way to celebrate pride

It's better this way, with how easily influenced she is doing the Sho thing for too long could unironically result in Shondo trooning herself.

>>49538064
Where do you retards come from?

>>49538064
She likes being a girl too much for that to be a concern.

>>49538064
What the absolute fuck are you talking about

>>49538064
How do people like you find this thread

>>49538099
>>49538132
>>49538135
hello discord

>>49538064
Shes biological male newfag. That's why her male voice sounds so much more natural, and she doesn't have periods. She's not going to detransition.

>>49538224
You're more of a schizo than wifey. Kys.

Big day tomorrow, peeps. How are you going to prepare?

>>49537531
burgers have a "family values" lobby that's basically fighting to maintain christian cultural values whatever you think about that, and of course there's the lobbies to counter that, and then corporations who are uncaring but desperately want the brownie points for gay baiting
the cynicism that comes from this is healthy when it comes to corporate PR shit but because america balloons up these cultural issues to ignore anything that matters, people take it as far as getting incredibly worked up over anything gay
shondo thankfully is just normal, she doesn't like the corporate pandering, but thinks it's cool for people to be gay or trans or whatever, doesn't like labels, doesn't try to walk on eggshells, just respects people

>>49538064
I hope nothing of the sort will happen but realistically, this is currently where she's headed.

She already declared herself a 'bisexual' who is disgusted by physical carnal relations so she's halfway there already.

She is very clearly afraid of men, and masculinity in general, and her only fantasies involving the opposite gender entail herself being forced, injured or even killed.

Vulnerable women with this sort of background are prime candidates for 'gender affirming surgery'.

>>49538857
Nothing special. I might order something tasty for dinner.

>>49538857
I have a half finished sketch I could work on to show I did reps

>>49538857
I'll try to do some reps. Nothing I could finish by tomorrow though.

>>49538064
>>49538224
What in tarnation are you guys talking about? Did you think this absolute verbal diarrhoea through before posting it? Don't answer that, it's rhetorical. I feel the need to explain so given your severe mental deficiencies.

>>49525409
where can i find that?

Yes of course the hyperfeminine, lolita-wearing girl who doesn't even go outside in pants and is surrounded by a crushing aura of pure femininity that makes troons seethe is going to wake up tomorrow and decide she is a man because she did a joke stream playing a boy character who says no homo to the audience constantly

>reps
Yes, I'm doing my reps.

>>49539223
In the previous thread, I think.

>>49539087
>>49539156
wonder if she's going to go out of her way to check who did reps tomorrow or if we have until she randomly decides to check again

>>49539223
https://files.catbox.moe/qn6fit.mp3
Please partake in my magnum opus

>>49539286
Real

>>49539318
oh good god

>>49530248
I believe not. I think it was someone comparing her with Hereditary's paimon

>>49539318
I wonder what shondo would think about this

>>49539312
My reps were nothing that I would be willing to post on twitter. I hope she doesn't think that I didn't do anything.

>>49540020
She knows we have the male affliction, she'd give us a judgemental stare, but let it slide probably since its contained
If anything she'd probably get confused by the concept of JOI

>>49540020
She mentioned something about a certain ASMR video being very relaxing "unless you listen to it for weird reasons heh" so yeah, she knows and doesn't care/gets pouty depending on the mood.

>>49538857
nothing

>>49540020
I don't think she would understand what the purpose of it was until someone explains it to her

>>49540140
could try the discord, she never responds to art there anymore but maybe she still sees it... if she follows you maybe just DM it to her, seems like a valid excuse

>>49540432
great idea, causing her anxiety and making her feel down because you're too much of a pussy to post your progression where others can see. that is so fucking selfish.

>>49540432
>>49540815
Just fucking post it to the art tag, she loved snaildo. Anything you do for her she will appreciate beyond belief. And on top of that, when you make progress she will notice and praise you even more for it

Should I put my wip homework on Twitter or not bother

>>49540958
yes

>>49540815
she doesn't hate DMs that much, she just doesn't like when people trauma dump or expect her to idle chitchat with her
especially if you're an artist and want to share something you wouldn't otherwise, she'd appreciate it a lot actually
that said, maybe just post it to the tag anyway, if you need to convince yourself it's a special occasion, then sure, she asked us to do reps so show her that you did

>>49540972
Ok

>>49540432
It's not art though. I just did some general life reps I've been putting off and some exercise, as well as my usual programming reps.

>>49540958
worst she'd do is ignore it til you post the full, but she'll likely see it and know you did reps

>>49541158
she has said just seeing the number of unanswered DMs give her anxiety. she doesn't even need to open them before the negative feelings set in. she has specifically said that you're only supposed to DM her if it's urgent or if it's constructive criticism. the fact that people ignore her wishes does not mean it's okay to do it, it just means that those people are fucking assholes and i wish she'd block them.

>>49541242
Its not the reading of DMs, it's the answering. People send her DMs that need responses and that stresses her out, never send vtubers DMs that need answers, even if that's how they tell you how you should structure talking with someone.

>>49541215
oh I see, yeah unless you can make something in shondophrenic to roundabout talk about what you did I guess there's no good way about that
if she follows you maybe just hope she sees you post about it
she'll probably ask people about what they did in zatsu tomorrow as well

>>49541242
that's not your fault if you do have something worthwhile to send her, she also said if it's something you don't think you can say publicly it's fine as long as it's not trauma dumping
sure ideally, get over your insecurities and just say or show anything you want to her publicly, but I don't think she'll be upset (she can't even bring herself to hate the people that trauma dump sadly, you're probably fine)

I go to sleep and THIS is what happens??

>>49541818
Retards can't not reply to bait.

>>49541818
It's all your fault! You can never go to sleep again.

I'm trying to get shit done tonight but having big creative block

>>49541158
>or expect her to idle chitchat with her
Fuck. I'm never going to be able to even have a real conversation with her am I? Being in love with her is so painful.

what did she mean by liking this?

>>49542407
maybe back in the day she wouldn't have minded chitchat in the DMs but I think if everyone tried now it'd just be stressful, she's too big

has anyone considered drawing shondo smoking? I would love to see that
I am also the only person who wants to see that

>>49542523

>>49542407
No, you won't. Even if you abide by her rules, don't trauma dump and post what's important, she'll usually just drop a heart reaction. It's very rare for her to answer with anything more than that

>>49542622
I am going to cry thank you so much

>>49542622
EXPOSED WRIST
COSMIC WHORE

>>49542743
good enough for me that she saw it, but yeah
she's big leagues now, you can't really hope to privately be her friend, but she'll still interact directly with you in stream so there's that to be happy about

>>49542407
>>49542483
It's a real conundrum, eh?
If she wasn't a streamer / video creator we probably wouldn't know about her, and if she wasn't so great we wouldn't love her so much, but the combination means that there are so many of us that we are left unfulfilled.

https://www.twitch.tv/shadowchama
Taxes

>>49542407
Only way you'll get to chat with her will be on stream or maybe a small reply chain in a public tweet if it's interesting enough to her.

TAXES HATE

>>49542523

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>>49542824
Theres also the fact that when she wasnt big she was underaged which would have made me uncomfortable to interact with her then anyways.

>>49543024
who the fuck is this

koikatsuanons, please I beg you, make some with sfx and voice

>>49543277
I’ll try

i hope she doesnt care about the tts spam it seems very distracting

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>>49543781
The countdown please

Bros...

I don't want to listen to tts but then she responds to it and I have no clue what was said I hate this

>>49543872
acting as if she can't turned it off, you really are fucking retarded

>>49544270
ok fleece

>>49544309
don't make fleece sound reasonable

>>49544446
you are complaining like a bitch the exact same way as he is

doing taxes seems both relaxing and stressful at the same time

>>49544540
next time shondo expresses disliking tts spam I'm going to liken her to my favorite chatter too

>>49544691
are you really defending the most disgusting person in her community?

>>49544828
yes and hitler drank water, now do you want to try having an intelligent thought or no?

170~ viewers yet the chat is still really fast

>>49544691
The reason many people (including Shondo) dislike TTS is that it interrupts the flow of the stream. It is simply distracting and most of the time not even slightly funny. There is nothing that gets interrupted here, so there is no issue with TTS.

>>49544967
Fuck off Fleece

>>49545056
Yeah, I usually despise TTS but it's fine on a stream like this. Though I felt slightly guilty sending one myself.

>>49543024
ribbons

>>49545501
Fuck, my tabs

>>49545501
Hello Alice you are hot and wife said its fine to mastubate to you.

>>49545274
I guess the answer was no
>>49545056
that's well and good, but I dislike it in general, and the fact I don't hear my wife's voice makes me want to listen to tts even less
it's really not that big of a deal though, certainly not worth slinging names around to try and guilt people by association

why did you have to show up when she's talking something tangentially political

>>49545501
It's fine. Shondo just mentioned collabing with her and Lilyhops in the near future.

isnt alice sawyer loli anyway?

>>49545832
this is /shon/, anon

>>49545865
fuck

>>49545832
Yes but my dude look at the tabs again

>>49545885
blowing me live on stream

>>49544308
I know she can turn it off but if you were paying any attention, she wasn't expecting so many people to show up, and for a while TTS was being played every 5 seconds. She is trying to do taxes.

please forgive me for my schizoposting /shon/ i share this cute picture of wife

Megane Shondo CUTE

Do the glasses make her smarter?

waiting for a well meaning friend to convince her that doing a donothon will kill her channel because she's streaming all hours but not having the channel engaged with

I understand sentiment and familiarity are the primary factors at play here but I wish she'd just get a home that isn't falling apart, has access to better internet, isn't wired shitty

>>49548185
To be fair, I doubt she could afford one that'd be big enough for her whole family

She keep starting at chat, its cute seeing her getting distracted

shondo should move in with me

>>49548231
This. She said that a similarly sized house would be impossible to find for a reasonable price.

>>49548185
Unfortunately, it is what it is. You and I know that she won't change her mind

>>49548231
the house they're in isn't either, if at best they can get the same size home but less shoddily built it'd be an improvement

>>49548326
Maybe, I'm no expert on the housing market (especially not in the UK) but I'm guessing the only reason she can even afford one in the first place is because her current one is so shitty and no one else would buy it, so in the long run it'd be cheaper to just renovate it. Especially since I imagine her siblings will one day move out.

holy shit lmao

>Shitting on camilla
HOLY SHIT

FUCKING KEK

I love her

I know she got tagged in that shit against her will and complained about it before, but it still took me by surprise to ever see her reference the fat chick's rant
also can't believe she still remembers the western mess guy

look at her laugh

Love you, my shiggers

what's up, my shoggers?

You're all Shaggots, but my Shaggots!

>>49548830
Shogga please.

Jesus she's really in the silly mod today.

Who was in paris

Wasnt this a work stream?

>>49549007
Clueless

>>49549007
dumb shogger

she may not realize, but this would still get her cancelled on twitter for being adjacent

>>49549007
Inventing new slurs is hard work.

>>49549059
In her words. I'd like to see you try

>>49549059
Let them try again

Is Shondo now immune to getting canceled?

>>49549059
it's not clippable and antis don't watch streams so it's pretty unlikely

wh-where is everyone seeing her do anything? it's just her vtuber model. am new pls forgiv

>>49549130
Yes

>>49549167
chat

I don't get it. How does she manage to make this stream so entertaining? She truly is the best.

In the end it was me who got corrected.

>>49549294
No saying slurs, shaggot

>>49549294
F my shogga
how long?

He says it every morning. He calls me shogger, he calls the other shondophrenics shogger, he calls himself shogger. All the time. Shogger this, shogger that, shogger PLEASE. Bitch shogger. Shogger have you lost your mind? Shogger check that hoshi. Shogger, you bullshittin. Break yourself, Shogger. He says it so much I don't even notice it anymore. Last week in lunch (You) says to a husband, "Can a shogger borrow a chocolate?" My first thought wasn't "Oh my God he said the word, the s-word!" It was "How is a shogger gonna borrow a chocolate?, shogger, is you gonna give it back?"

>>49549357
10 min

>>49549383
Would dono this if it didn't dox me

>>49549843
>not enough space
Fuck

>>49549843
It's too long anyways, would have to send two to make tts say the whole thing

>>49549383
Oh right would also have to censor all the bad words too otherwise wont be read

>can see her reading the behead shoggers copypasta
kek

I can't even fucking hear the tts what did that one say

and people still say shondo isn't pandering to the right wing

>>49550182
A Shogga version of the BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK copypasta

Making WHITE babies with shondo!!!! (only 6% jewish!)

>>49550238
Excuse me, I'm a nazbol??

The best part about making meatballs is knowing that shoggers don't know how to. And it's important to make meatballs, so that you can remind shonskins that they can't have anything good in life. They're allowed to have malt liquir and kool-aid, and fast food fried chicken. Hey, that's a pretty good meatball... not that a shogger would know HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49550182
very westtard post

>>49550372
would you call it a western mess

>>49550408
Absolutely.

music got me thinking, it would be so comfy to do a yume nikki online expedition with shondo

>>49550506
Oh that's a thing huh

>>49550506
I forgot about it, was fun when Vinesauce Joel did it.

It's a surprise seeing how many of her chatters are closet racists or just want to be black with how much they shogged

Yeah I also like to imagine scenarios in my head when I dont have much going

>>49550714
I can't speak for anyone else, but I miss the times when things were just funny, and not a political statement.

>>49550714
It makes her laugh so I joined in, I dont consider myself racist but who knows, the definition has really changed in the last 5 years. If making a shogger joke is racist I guess I am

>>49550714
It's a joke, retard.

>>49550893
becoming a racist for your love is kind of romantic
I did the same

>>49550714
Closet? I'm an open racist.

>>49550714
it's fine but some people are really pushing it with the copypastas
seems she found it funny though

>>49550927
Yea fuck them shoggers, I want to lynch a shogger at least once in my life. I miss the days we could set shoggers on fire and not get legally punished. As a joke of course my shogga.

Shog pride world wide.

>>49551066
This is the real meaning of pride month

New
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>>49551136
incredibly rare cronch do not screenshot

>>49550506
cool, I didn't know that existed

>>49551420
https://ynoproject.net/
It's quite fun