/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

Also, Cover is looking for staff
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1656587433969082368

Notes from managers might shed some light on what Gura has been doing
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1656917128526659586

Sex with a fembud.

I LOVE GURA!

I love Gura the most!

>1 hour 15 minutes to usual stream time

I'm in love with this dumb, tiny girl!

>>49492359
Forgot my wife's picture

>Committing to collabs days in advance
No problem
>Commiting to solo streams
"I'm doing what I can, when I can"

>>49492313
That’s me

grab her face

The dino roam these lands

>>49492350
>>49492359
>>49492398
Not as much as I do tho

>Currently Online

>>49492442
Anon those are just little girls in costumes.

>>49492424

>>49492424
Why does Gura like having her face grabbed so much?

>>49492486
Meds

>>49492424
Don't you dare

>>49492486
say sike right now

>>49492424

>>49492424

>>49492591
No seriously look at her! You can see her head come out of the mouth.
That's 100% a little girl inside a costume.

>>49492442
How fast are they?

>>49492626
Anon, you're worrying me. Please seek help

This thread will be another timeloop where people repeat the same theories and speculations for hours when the reality is she just doesn't feel like streaming

https://twitter.com/HoloCureGame/status/1658239503713312768
immortalize yourself as a chumbud

>>49492657
Already did

>>49492626
You really should take your meds

>>49492655
yeah

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>49492655
And I will ignore their posts and post gura as always

>>49492650
4 steps per noot

>>49492732
Reminder that Gura liked this. She also liked this.

>>49492657
>have to see the attention whore chatters in video games too
Can I turn this setting off?

>>49492758
The dino Gura? You posted THE dino Gura?

>>49492815
maybe you can fill out the form with the names of famous chat schizos. just a thought

What is the cringiest thing Gura has gone?

>>49492657
Imagine Gura playing holocure and seeing all the chumbies she hates so much being there in the game attacking her. She'll get ptsd.

>>49493064
Gorbius to Shion. That's also the ONLY cringe thing she's ever done.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>49493064
>you'll be alone on christmas? just eat a donut bro

>>49492655
>the reality is she just doesn't feel like streaming
Gura should say that if it is the case. It's kind of messed up to keep acting like you want to stream for your audience but are "too busy" and "don't have the energy" when the reality is that you don't want to.

>>49493138
Gura...

>>49493229
I'll wipe her chin and tell her its gonna be fine...

Imagine the aroma

C hours?

>>49493475
A brief respite

>>49493169
I knew she hated us when she said this.

>>49493103
That's not her, right?

>>49493475
I guess they left for now.
I'm always comfy with my chumbies regardless of how hard the threadshitting goes.

>>49493624
Thats venti.

>>49493624
Retard

>>49493624
that girl ain't flat, dummy

>>49493692
Who's that? Why post her in this thread?

>>49493814
Go back

I haven't goomed in days and I'm going to make a huge mess tonight.

>>49493189
Gura won't ever say it because she's a coward and thinks you deserve to be lied to.

no gooming allowed

It's DBD tonight, btw.

only gooming after a Gura stream might not have been the wisest decision..

>>49493668
I'm still plenty sad and frustrated, but I haven't forgotten my promise. If I slip and join the shitposting in earnest I'll ensure it's only a couple before I get smacked.

>>49494009
Good to know you've embraced your homosexuality and are watching men now. Proud of you cripple <3

>>49494108

>>49493475
H Hours!

>>49493996
I desperately need perms!
I didn't goom with the last ones, I screwed up!

I think you'd have to be actually retarded to believe that she still cares about chumbuds or that she doesn't have someone by now (not you).
Gura has changed over the years and you already knew that.

>not gooming to Gura everyday until you are a husk.
ISHYGDDT

>>49494122
She's most likely playing with them. They don't have enough friends online to queue with, which means one of their friends is hiding her online status or her profile is private.

>>49494333
Ordinarily I only goom with goom perms, but they're so scarce recently that I have to punish her by gooming to other girls.

>>49494247
You're still going?
Chumbies are horny now, at least post erotic Guras.

>>49494411

>>49494344
Screenshots?

>>49494460
My dick...

>>49494545
Erotic shark.

I will goom to random child on the street

>>49494514
He's busy compiling the final yab he promised last night. Also the other final yab last month that he said was coming this month. Very busy man, you ask too much of him.

It's all really ending, isn't it?

>>49494612
chumbie no...

>>49494612
Care to elaborate?

Wife soon?

>>49494611
Our schizos are lazy POS'. The irony....

Eh? Did Gura ever play a game like this?

>>49494545
>>49494460
I just realized my spoiler thumbnails are showing different images to me. Are my extensions/scripts fucked up or something?

>>49492313
One day she will release classic children's song collection and make a new record in holo

>>49494630
The fun times are never coming back. The days where you'd look forward to the next stream tomorrow, where you'd spend all day with Gura, are long gone. All those cute, fun, and heartfelt moments that fill your heart when you think of her is all you'll ever have now.
She's had her fill with us, we're on maintenance mode now.

That it is. She's moved on. She's done with Hololive. Gura exists because she's too much of a symbol to remove. She's made enough money to retire on and Hololive just isn't worth the effort anymore. She'll do as much as is required by management and that's it.

>>49494935
I would hardly call this maintenance..

>>49495029
oh nyo

>>49494913
Yes please T u T

>chumbuds want to fuck this thing

>>49492313
>Those weird tiktok vids
She made them because she had to, not because she wanted to, right?

goob night

>>49495146
like you wouldn't believe...

>>49495039
I mean some of you seem pretty happy to receive 1-ish stream a week.

>>49495146
Yeah

>>49494935
you and every doomposter need to get gassed

>>49495281
1 is a bit low but I can do 2 streams a week no problem

>>49495315
When does Doom Posting become Reality? Because we're there now. She's going on half a year of virtually no streaming now. At some point in time you just have to accept the fact that... it's over.

To do anything else is simply deluding yourself.

>>49495378
2 streams a week is what we're getting right now, on average

>>49495146
There are some chumbies that would even fuck this

I say we request a Cybersex Arc from Gura where she makes love to us in various positions with her bikini 3D. Assuming she's not already planning it.

>>49492313
>I can’t breathe
Based artist

>>49495508
if we could get a regular routine of 1 public / 1 members per week then people would be fine with that

>>49495315
>Doomposting
Like how bad does it need to get before you get the message that things are really bad? Jesus. That would be doomposting if I had posted it a year ago when we were still getting a little more than scraps, but now? No.

>>49495517
She doesn't get to use the bikini outside the paywalled stream, sadly.

>>49495508
I think he means Gura streams, not collab streams. I don't wanna say collabs don't count, especially since I like Kiara and I've been waiting for this girlstalk for a bit anyways, but we hardly get to spend time with her anymore.

>>49495632
Fuck no I wouldn't be fine with that. Its still worse than MWF, and MWF sucked.

>>49495673
But some Holos streamed with their swimsuit model last year.

>>49495773
Gura won't.

>>49495803
I will request it, then.

I'm too excited for Girl's Talk to care about shitposting right now

>>49495970
I need to know what perfume she uses

>>49495698
>don't wanna say collabs don't count
They don't. Collsbs are supposed to be an extra on top of solo streams. They are not a replacement for solo streams.

>>49495970
Just like the slumber party and nail painting streams we we're supposedly going to get?

>>49496185
Gonna spray it on all my gooba clothes for sure. God I hope Kiara gets it out of her.

>>49496267
Well the difference is that this a collab Kiara is hosting so she makes sure it happens and makes sure they commit. If only someone would do that for Gura's solo streams.

>>49495508
>Counting collab streams where the initiative to setup and work to stream it is done by her collab partner

im boring

I'm slowly replacing Gura with Mumei, not because I hate Gura or anything, it's just naturally happening because Mumei streams frequently and Gura doesn't. Mumei is also the cutest thing I can find compared to Gura. I still miss Gura though and it hurts, ngl.

>>49496513
hey boring, I'm depressed

>>49496558
hi depressed, I'm boring and depressed

>>49496513
Me too! I never have anything to say irl and just spend my time watching stuff and playing the bideo geams.

>>49496524
Mumei is cute but her stories are boring and her chat is kinda cringe
She's good for viewing every so often but gets exhausting after a while

>>49496558
Hey depressed I'm socially anxious

>>49496524
I don't care about anyone else but Gura, good for you though I guess.

>>49496607
same, I've gotten to the point I always think I should just kms desu

>>49495701
why? wouldn't you rather have consistency?

>>49496669
Hi socially anxious. I'm bipolar.

literally got nothing to say fuck

>>49496524
I couldn’t get into Mumei. I watch more of Fauna. Neither of them are as fun to watch as a small corpo I like though. Then there’s Gura who blows them all away, but there’s not enough of her. I do wish Gura streamed more but I’m not grudging against her over it.

>>49496729
Same, but I wanna watch streams regularly though, and mumei is the closest thing to Gura that scratches the itch. And the itch is still very big and in need of a very big scratch.

>>49496764
Yeah consistently at least 3 to 4 streams a week like we had and she said she would do. Anything less than that is not consistency.

>>49496910
She's never going back to that regularly. If you need her to play games she doesn't really want to play to love her then you don't really love her.

>>49496524
I used to watch Fauna and IRyS as extras when Gura wasn't on, but I haven't tuned into their streams in months. I'm just about ready to drop vtubers as a whole.

>>49496877
Then tell Gura how important regular streams are to you next time she streams or something.

>>49496812
For me the reverse, could never get into Fauna for some reason. Could probably guess the small corpo you're talking about though, she's kinda like an imitation Gura though, albeit alot more unhinged.

MY FAGGOT PC UPDATED AND I LOST A BUNCH OF THREADS I WAS GONNA READ THROUGH. NOW IM MAD BUDS

>>49497025
Do it bro. I dropped vtubers a little after council debuted and didn't really get back into them until late last year. I found my passion for them (them being Gura) again. I never let my membership fall off though.

>>49496812
Fauna scratches that a bit for me. I just wish she did more gfe asmr.

>>49497081
There was nothing worth reading.

>>49497020
Yeah playing video games or doing anything for a couple hours for the people who supported you sounds like complete torture.

>>49497020
This is stupid, she still plays and watches things off stream you know. She literally tells us so. Why the hell would you assume she has nothing she wants to play?

>>49496812
I can live with the lack of streams, coped my way through the official break...sort of. What we've got going on now is a different story. Grudging might be too strong a word, or maybe not, but making plans, missing them and not saying anything about it only to make more plans, miss those and continue not saying anything about it is driving me nuts.

>>49496747
Me too! But I'm too much of a pussy to do it. I'll probably just live with the pain.

>>49497150
Not just /ggg/ threads anon. I still have the archive pages but reading through them just isn't the same. I also just realized I lost an incognito window with about 20 tabs

>>49497025
Yeah I watch irys too, I like irys, but my time and interest spent watching vtubers has also dramatically reduced since goob stopped streaming as regularly.

>>49496524
Moom is alright. I don't see any similarities between her and goob though.

>>49497025
I wonder if Gura thinks that her fans will watch other EN members when she doesn't stream when in reality they will more likely just simply stop watching HoloEN as a whole.

>>49497046
I actually watched that girl you’re talking about for a week near her debut. My small corpo is from a different company though.

Wouldn't passionate cybersex streams solve everything?
>No need to ask game companies for permissions (except maybe Nekopara).
>Gura will enjoy streaming again due to the orgasms chumbies give her.
>Even if Gura can't stream often, her streams would have a lot of replayability value to keep her fans satisfied.
>Her desperate pleas for chumbie cock would make us confident that she loves us.
>She'd have a great outlet for her creativity, writing romantic and erotic situations, commissioning assets and cute outfits, or just doing improv.
>If she's low energy, she can stream from bed or set off a pink bath bomb and have us join her in the tub for a relaxing time.
This seems like the answer to all our problems.

I think that Gooba is sabotaging herself because she doesn't want to hit 5m subs this year

>>49496524
Have fun getting cucked in three ways at the same time - 1. simping for the Orc bitch who basically said "Kiara will die childless (but I won't!)" 2. simping for Einshine and Marcel's cumdump 3. simping for the real culprit that brough up the Lorax shit cuz she wants to get fucked by a nijinigger named Vox Akuma so bad.

>>49497413
Fuck off

>>49497042
Thanks, will do and we can all go back to regular 4 streams a week Gura. Thanks for fixing Guras lack of streaming.

Holy schizo

>>49497382
She probably does, considering that sometimes she doesn't tell/notify us about streams not happening on her channel, as if we'd just know. If it weren't for some people here, I'd have no idea it was ever happening.

>>49497413
Gura is fighting with management to make it happen. Teledildonic perms aren’t easy.

>>49497289
same, well that's what I do and flirt with suicide ideation, I'm diagnosed with severe depression.

>>49497367
Neither do I, I just enjoy high pitched voiced vtubers.

>>49497580
That's honestly really dumb of Gura if that's the case. Even JP Holos who have a much bigger box and do much more with each other make sure to notify their fans of that stuff.

>>49497382
That's how it is for me anon. I can't stand Kiara and don't watch her. But here she is collabing with her so I got force myself to listen to her just to get to Gura.

It wouldn't be so bad if she would update us every now then. Hell, even a manager larping on her account wouldn't be awful.

>>49497580
It's frustrating, but it's also kinda funny to see the people who only very briefly check in once every few days or so smarter men than I go 'wait what collab?'

would you guys be happier if she streamed 1-2 times a week, always around the same time? or are you unwilling to compromise and put your happiness above her well being?

>>49497468
I don't have a clue wtf your talking about sister and I could give a single fuck either. I don't get into vtuber gossip like a 15yo girl.

>>49497842
yes thats perfectly fine

>>49497842
...why would that NOT make everyone happier?

>>49497842
I would hope for things to eventually improve, but as things stand, yes. If by around the same time you mean around the same days, since we already know what time of days she streams at, absolutely yes. Much like back during that october M/W/F thing, even if she hadn't outdone herself and had actually kept it to a strict 3 per week we probably still would have been over the moon because either way we knew when to expect her.

>>49497842
3-4 times a week might be better for her well being, though.

>>49497842
This has been asked multiple times and the overwhelming majority basically replied what the replies to your post said.

I think I’ve seen Gura in a small corpo chuuba’s thumbnail for the third time in the past 2 weeks.

>>49497842
It's not so much the lack of streams for me. It just always being in the dark about her status. Hell even a simple tweet would get me through these times.

>>49497842
As long as they're announced ahead of time and if they're moved/cancelled we get told about it. For me it's not lack of streams as much as it is never knowing if/when she's streaming.
We know when we're seeing her this week so things are moderately alright now.

>>49497842
>unwilling to compromise
Its been compromise after compromise after compromise, and every time the stream times get smaller and smaller. We've "compromised" from 5+ streams a week, to 3-4~, to MWF, to 1-2~. This isn't compromise anymore, its decay.

>>49498024
God, I would smash that into oblivion, I've not goomed for at least a fortnight.

What are the chumbies up to? Been looking for chameleon breeders since my enclosure is almost set up.

>>49498001
But to add one thing to this, if she needs to cancel, cancel. Maybe make it up later in the week, maybe don't, just actually cancel instead of letting us find out days later that nothing is happening.

>>49497461
Her fanbase is so huge it's uncontrollable.

>>49498136
It's not even compromise because we don't know what the situation is or what we're negotiating for.
We are just Oliver asking please Goomba can we have some more, and getting smacked with a spoon for it.

>>49498166
having muffins

>>49498166
Looking at handguns. If I were Gura’s father I’d get her a Beretta Cheetah and some basic training.

>>49497468
Jessie what the fuck are you talking about?

>>49498256
>Fanbase
Subscribers =/= Fanbase
Most of the people subscribed to Gura don't watch her content.

>>49498166
Being depressed, and thinking about moving out of my grans house because she's a miserable old cunt and saps the life out of me with her negativity and humourless personality.

>>49498166
Trying to figure out why my minecraft server crashes every day
It's got a memory leak, but what's the cause? I don't want to learn how to debug java, but the support community for my modpack is dead and gone

>>49497413
Your posts bore me, horny poster.

>>49495315
He's right, anon. Please wake the fuck up.

>>49497413
I like your posts hornyposter

What we need is more nude Gura content.

>>49498323
I don't even think he knows. who are the 3 people? he did not say but it seems it had nothing to do with gura so we did not need to know.

forsen

>>49498540
RTRTRT

>>49498540
RT
Handholding & kissing ASMR soon!

>>49498166
im old retired rich enough to never need work again and im playing through Honest Hearts on New Vegas, i have found a sense peace I only used to dream of

>>49497020
No one said it had to be games, faggot.

>>49498292
At a certain point I realized it's kind of pointless to ask, since we never really get a response anyway. So I just decided to eat somewhere else if you catch my drift, and keep Gura content as a dessert if there is any.

>>49498583
We need more canon nude vtuber content in general. Fanservice is fine, but nothing's ever going to top straight-up nudity.

>>49498540
RT

>>49498166
Thinking about Gura wiggling her butt at us.

>>49498540
RT

>>49497191
Because she doesn't want to play tgose games with us. She wants to play them with him.

>>49498841
This brat sure loves to show us her butt

>>49498384
chumbud you just need to use a tool like eclipse MAT and then run your JVM with the heap dump on error thingy turned on and when you take the dump and analyze it it will show you what is eating all the memory. hopefully you already tried just giving it a bigger heap and seeing if it eventually stabilizes at a higher memory usage than you expected. either way you gotta profile it to find out what's happening.

>>49498892
Fuck off retard. No one asked.

>>49497204
It really feels like she's doing this on purpose. Even last November was better than this. She's just completely silent now.

>>49498892
this is not the place for your schizophrenic delusions

>>49498793
I wish Gura would shove her cunny into the camera and make succy noises to give us 69 cybersex.

>>49498931
I'd be more inclined to dump this modpack or start a new world than go through all that; it ran fine for months and just started doing this last week. the watchdog was catching it at first for having a tick longer than 60 seconds, I disabled the watchdog and it gets to the point where ticks take minutes, sits there for a bit, then runs out and crashes. I have it set to 16gb.
I should be playing TOTK now anyway

>>49496747
>>49496607
>>49496877
>>49497289
>>49497690
Ay, dumbasses, listen to me. I'm not gonna spout the same bullshit that motivational speakers tell you, because that shit hardly works, so I'll say the one thing; the one shining, gleaming star of hope that has kept us going since we ever discovered depression as a broader human condition, and will continue to push us forward forevermore:
It is what it is. So grab your nuts, and tell yourself "fuck it, we ball"

>>49498750
That's pretty sick, I once had that same sense of peace back when I actually enjoyed games, as a 17yo teenager, I went round to a friends house and he was showing me how amazing it is, before buying it myself and getting lost in it's world, now just nostalgic memories of a better time, I'm 30 now, depressed as shit lost all my friends to social anxiety and didn't realize how good things were. Game on old man, may I recommend ES Morrowind the last truly amazing ES game, and Oblivion is okay too.

Some weeks I feel amazing and some weeks I'll feel like I'm a piece of shit.
I might be bipolar...

>>49497842
She isn't sick, you unabashed retard. She wouldn't be taking on so many projects if she was. If I only get to see her twice a week, that doesn't feel like anything.
At the end of the day, if she doesn't want to stream anymore, then it would be better for everyone, including herself, to graduate and stop dragging all her fans down into unhappiness and worry.
Chumbuds love her and she knows that. If she really cares about them too, then the way she's treated her fans is indefensible.

The Gura collab is on Saturday.... We are not going to get her all this week. I bet she will not stream anymore on her channel this month.

>>49499228
why do you write like that

>>49499377
everyone point and laugh at this retard that can't even read

>>49498991
it's hard for me to believe she doing this on purpose, especially when in the last couple of streams she seemed pretty happy. the worst case scenario is that her health issues are getting worse.

>>49499377
Twap...

>>49498166
Making dinner (chicken fajitas) and looking up animu to watch.
>>49498540
RT

>>49499421
>>49499377
Sorry at the heat of the moment (yes I know the song) I got the day of the collab wrong. Sorry my bad but still the same point.

>>49497413
I belieb

>>49498841
Are these her actual movements rendered into the 3d animation thingy? Or just like someone else doing the movements for her? I would prefer the former. Call me retarded if this was a retarded question.

What are they doing now?

Anyone else here love Gura?

>>49499548
It's not movie that is for sure.

>>49497842
>compromise
Compromise what? Is this all purely transactional to you? Do you not care enough to want to see her? What is the point of being in love with someone if you have to negotiate your time together so that she can go do what she really wants to do: go spend time with someone else?

>>49499526
If you're asking if the 4 Gura's during the 3d showcase were actually her, then no anon, that wasn't actually Gura dancing during that segment.

>>49499575
Why even ask?

>>49499590
I bet she does a movie in the next day or 2 to keep members then that will be all we get on her channel. The Mario movie is coming out tomorrow Digital so she may do that this week.

>>49492313
>Check Gura trending
>blacked porn, cuck porn, tiny penis humiliation porn, futa with huge tits porn
>zero loli porn
wow glad to see only the biggest faggots are left in this community

>>49499228
Wow do you also know a cure for cancer too while were at it, since you seem to know the cure for clinical depression.

This place unironically has helped my depression. I feel good knowing I'm awesome in comparison to most of you.

>>49499449
>when in the last couple of streams she seemed pretty happy.
>the worst case scenario is that her health issues are getting worse.
Do you even think about the shit you write, or are you perfectly content with contradicting yourself in the next sentence.

lonely fags why not just go through the vods
theres tons of gura moments you might have forgotten or missed

>>49499628
Yes it was.

>>49499228
That star is dragging me through broken glass, but ok.

>>49498540
RT

>>49499750
I can't watch Gura VODs when she's not around
It's not the same

>>49499228
Amen

>>49498540
RT M

>>49499750
That's like saying to a grieving parent, "Why don't you just go watch some of the home videos you recorded of your dead son?"

>>49499353
I was going through that phase, I've felt like a piece of shit for months now with 0 motivation to do shit, not even clean my room, had to have my mum come round and do it for me. I used to have a respite of at least 1 week in a month of feeling moderately good. Last few months not even a single day. Shit's grim.

>>49499750
There's not THAT many recent vods, even if you go back until around October. Anything past that would just make me miss the better times even more.

>>49499693
>isreal
why the fuck do these kinds of people even watch Gura?

>>49499228

>>49497468
You're pretty silly if you think Gura is any different from Mumei or Fauna at this point, anon.

>>49500079
Sorry, but you're objectively wrong.
Mumei and Fauna stream.

>>49499628
I meant this one:
>>49498841

>>49499353
Could be, if you feel that way you should get tested since untreated bipolar is pretty dangerous and you have to be on meds. If I went off my meds I would probably die or do something very foolish.

I love chumbies and I even love some of you unhinged ones.
Just remember that whatever is making you feel bad isn't Gura's fault.

>>49500180
but Fauna is on break again

>>49500026

>>49500283
>on break
>still streamed more than Gura

>>49500079
Parsocials bad or good again?

>>49500362
When is Fauna gonna do earlicking members asmr. Its why I membered in the first place.

I'm fucking pissed off. My favorite mlb team as been losing recently, Gura won't fucking stream. Nothing to be happy about or look forward to

>>49499776
Ah, but it's still dragging you forward.

>>49497842
>would you guys be happier if she streamed 1-2 times a week
This is just getting sad now

>>49500450
Mets? My team (Brewers) are losing rn but our record is still okay.

>>49492655
Nostradamus I kneel

>>49499750
I always watch vods several times, make clips and timestamps for myself, but at this point watching vods just makes me miss her more.

>>49500382
Good if you have your bearings straight, bad if it turns you into a menhera.

I think the Japan trip in June is for Councilrys' 3D showcases. Gura even said that the studio would be booked and that's why she isn't doing a birthday live this year. It'll have been an appropriate amount of time since Myth's 3D debuts, so they'll seem spaced out enough.
Some other tangentially supporting evidence:
Fauna is currently traveling or set to travel for the next two weeks. A vacation would be a good cover to go to Japan or see people she wants to see before she's stuck there for 4-6 weeks.
The other members of council haven't mentioned any plans for the immediate future.
Finally, Bae had to go back to Japan last week for some reason and it's most likely related.

>>49500274
I'm probably fine. I should just pick up my guitar that's cacking up dust in the corner of of my bedroom and just unleash my emotions using that.

>>49500283
at least she announced it and even released a short today..

>>49500683
what if it makes me be a functioning member of society but extremely menhera when she's gone for so long?

>>49499721
You probably are, I lost my life to mental illness. Cut off all my friends due to social anxiety, sitting in my room all day alone staring at the same screen because of severe depression and attempting to self medicate and developing drug addiction, and have become the most boring bastard to be around in the world because of it. I feel like I died and lost my soul at some point in my life, Gura genuinely made me happy for a while but then she fucked off too. That reminds I haven't gotten high yet and swallowed a whole bunch of pills since I passed out from the last bunch. Hopefully I OD but my tolerance is way too high.

>>49500683
good thing this shithole is a containment thread for the latter and with only 53 IP's

Sex with Gura at an abandoned Kmart

>>49500947
52, I'm the tourist posting forsen

>>49499693
>>49500007
There's a reason why that dog shit is so prominent.
Why don't you realize yet that everyone thinks Gura is cucking you except you?

Chumbies talking with chumbies can be very therapeutic.
Just don't do it too often.

>>49501193
Still working on your masterpiece, champ? Any moment now, I'm sure the guy who made his promise is very worried.

>>49501209
Too late. It's been almost 3 years.

>>49500274
Manic bipolarism is dangerous, I think there's also just normal bipolar too.

>>49501209
I like talking with chumbies because we have all been groomed by this zoomer girl and we have similar views on things.

>>49499693
Because Twitter knows what she is actually doing. Only yesbuds here and keyboard warrior defending her in the YouTube comment section think otherwise

>>49501256
I don't even know what you're talking about, scizo.
Gura is basically the white version of Jada Plinket Smith at this point. That's how little she cares about her fans.

>>49500697
What does Myth have to do with their showcases? As special guests?

>>49501393
Possibly? Maybe some of them wanted Gura to perform with them or something?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>49501434
He's trying really hard pls undastando

>Currently Offline
Cool. I hope those two hours today were woth it. Imagine spending any amount of time reassuring your worried fans, instead.

>>49501678
n-nyo

>>49501739
>twitter knows what she is actually doing
I really don't think he is

Let's all ask Gura for cybersex.

>>49501809
You'll never be right and knowing this time tested fact will always bring me warmth.

>>49501678
Yeah

>>49501311
There's Bipolar I and II, you automatically get upped to I if you had a manic episode. Even hypomania without meds is pretty dangerous, at least for me. I had one full blown manic episode once.
I just cycle through hypomania and the depressive phase.
Some people that think they have bipolar might just have cyclothymia which is just less severe bipolar.
The depressive phases aren't so bad but the hypomania for me is rough. There's probably a 90% chance I die in a car crash because I was going 150mph while looking at my phone trying to choose a song to blast.

>>49501809
To her playing games with him is as good as sex. I imagine she is getting off on the idea of cucking all your fans on the regular. But she feels a bit guilty about it when she does appear on stream. It's why she only address KFPs in the Kiara collab

>>49501919
Yeah, we should do it next members stream. She'll most likely agree to it in a members stream cos she actually likes her members.

I'm glad whiny threadshitters dropped all pretense of pretending to Chumbies. Took awhile.

>>49502112
This. Now the only whiny threadshitters left are actual chumbies.

I know Gura doesn’t have a fat ass and thick thighs like artists depict, but I love her anyway.

>>49502001
So you have Bipolar I then?

hang in there buds

>>49502365
I'm always cool

>>49502365
im hanging in there alright

We have the same discussions everyday. I'm bored now.

>>49502282
her having a tiny plywood body is even better

>>49502001
I thought people here were pretending to be mentally ill

>>49502365
Thank you, my brain do be making life hard and lack of Gura has caused me serotonin syndrome or some shit. All the serotonin from when she did stream can't be replaced and my brains all fucked up because of it.

>>49502768
They're not?

>>49502687
Agreed, way hotter.

>>49502768
We've got all sorts of people here. Even 'people'. The british.

>>49502996

>>49502282
Yeah. I'm somewhat fortunate in that I enjoy being depressed sometimes. I often seek out dark and depressing things and enjoy the macabre.
Sometimes it can be lame though, like I remember one time driving and listening to Gura sing Hallelujah and I ended up breaking down crying for no reason whatsoever.
Gura has kind of been a stable pillar for me in my life the past few years, even if she's not as active I would be pretty upset if she quit.

>>49502365
Its hard to when it feels like every week is a return stream week.

>>49502821
Like 1 in every 4 people I know even irl are mentally ill. I live in a shitty place though.

>>49502996
Her ex was British wasn't he? No wonder she likes teasing British people when they come up. I'm talking about Jay btw, from the switch notification leak whilr playing Wii fit. Her bf of 3 years before joining Hololive

>>49502996
The best kind of people, I agree.

Why do the mods still keep this thread up? If they aren't going to maintain this shit then just nuke it.

>>49503182
She prefers Swedish meatballs now kek

>>49502996
AAAIIIEEE

>>49503042
are you literally me?

>>49503291
mods...?

>>49503303
Barb did talk about taking a vacation to America on stream. The timelines match up

>>49503303
Why do you lie so much?

>>49503350
they only care if you post cunny

>>49503376
They've been playing together online you can check

>>49503424
What does that have to do with romantic relationships?

>>49503042
Depression can be kinda comforting in it's own kinda fucked up way. When I was drinking alot I would just listen to sad songs and cry like a bitch, like you with Gura singing halleluiah. Now I'm on just on a shit ton of benzos and don't really feel much emotion apart from anger and frustration when something pisses me off.

>>49503182
This is why I prefer Mumei now she would never betray me like that

>>49503333
could be

>>49503410
Eh, its better they let schizos waste their time here.

>>49503484
I'm not the schizo assuming that are in one. Still dog shit she skipped streams to hang out with friends instead

>>49503493
>he doesn't know
Oh I'm laffin

>>49503567
Why do you continue to lie?

>>49503654
Why are you in denial about it? Check their profile activity and it lines up with her ghosting

Can you just post the proof already so I can hang myself? This is getting really tiresome..

This place sucks ass, I'm gunna go do somethin else.

>>49503551
I wish I could go back to global but its not the same since irys debuted. It changed way too much for me.

>>49503712
It doesn't you schizo.

>>49503745
Best to not think about the reality of her being fucked by another man, yeah

>>49503751
How did irys debuting change global?

So are we in agreement to treat complainers like the cuckposters they really are?

>>49503766
Cope you just can't deal wruth the reality she puts her friends over us

>>49503814
They got real hostile towards gura for some reason and /ggg/ was comparatively comfier back then.

>>49503779
Why are you replying to me when I didn't reply to you?

>>49503896
You cucks need to be released from your chain. Come watch someone good like Mumei

>>49503861
I'm sure you got that killer screenshot waiting on that hard drive of yours you've been sitting on for a year now.

>>49503846
Fuck off retard, you're just as much of a threadshitter as the cuckposters. Go find your drama elsewhere.

>>49503868
I’m in hlgg and it doesn’t seem hostile towards Gura. It’s only ever one or two schizos that are ignored by everyone. It’s the same thing with Fauna.

>>49503948
That still doesn't change the fact that this place sucks ass.

>>49503955
Funny how never played valheim or mentioned it again after they got perms for it. Same with power wash mp and monster hunter. She's playing them with friends

>>49504058
And you have proof of her in a lobby or something?

>>49504023
Fauna is eddy's cock sleeve
Cope
Mumei is the only good one left

>>49504102
She admitted on stream that she tried powerwash MP. She also mentioned people telling her about a cosmetic that you only others can see

I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we have our regular retard back? Is he on his lunchbreak? The dollar store imitations we've got right now are embarrassing.

>>49504023
Yeah it seems peaceful nowadays. I'm too used to gura-centric discussion now but maybe its time to go back.

>>49504215
So you don't actually have proof they played together. Good to know. I can rest easy again tonight.

>>49504102
it all came to him in a dream

About time, meido

>>49504216
dumb retard, he's the same person. he just dropped period mark to pretend to be someone else

>>49504058
I love how your so desperate and eager to get your schizo rrats posted so quick, your punctuation is all over the place, or your just drunk. No wonder she doesn't want to interact with us as much with freaks like you following her every move. It's weird, just move on if you hate her so much.

>>49504282
Hlgg is actually good about ignoring bait these days. Schizos have to samefag and it’s very obvious.

>>49504456
Just don’t mention Hello Fresh

>>49504282
Is that faggot attentionwhore and his orbiters still spamming every thread over there? He's one of the reasons I left, after he started dancing around the avatarfagging rule and dodging my filters.

>>49504456
I've seen discord raids where you can clearly tell it's the same 3-5 desperate werdoes replying to each other, trying their hardest to bait replies. It's funny but I get second embarrassment from it.

>>49504282
Would they like succy soundposts?

I never posted in global, I always was /hlg/ and then when /vt/ was made I only posted in splits.

>>49504892
No. I mean some would, but please don't be fooled, global isn't that great. It's decent when it's decent, but the only reason Gura isn't a target over there right now is because she's not around. She doesn't get much discussion in in general unless someone is trying to fling shit unprompted before getting ignored.

>>49504932
Global was tons of fun during the debuts and most of the time during the /jp/ days. /vt/ really opened the flood gates to newfags and drama tourists though. When I left they were just a bunch of grandstanding fartsniffers patting themselves on the back about how much of a unitychad they were while posting some literal who russian.

So what's the latest cope for her not streaming?

>>49505636
She's busy with me

>>49505636

>>49505824
IN YOUR DREAMS FATFUCK!

>>49505636
She's preparing some toys to help cybersex us.

>>49501925
NTA and to be completely fair, I don't anyone knows for sure either way. It pretty much depends on whether you believe in her or not.

Imagine how much of a wreck your life has to be for you to spend hours every single day shitposting lies about a youtube streamer.

>>49505960
I'll show you! ..right after i finish these quasos..

>>49506201
Or just simply press schizos for proof and watch them self implode with the most craziest reaches imaginable followed by hollow threats of getting us next time.

>>49505568
Suckable toes