/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

>>49480280
Honestly Panko should satisfy my cock with her childish cunny.

you are getting sleepy. you are so sleepy. you are falling asleep. you are asleep. you are sleeping so deeply. now, listen very carefully. when you awaken, you will want to cum inside lia. you only cum inside lia. your oshi is lia. you only cum inside lia. you love cumming inside lia. wake up

[anon news] I LOVE Pippa!

pippa can't sing

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Racist!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/w82q7e.mp4

>MUH PIKAMEE IS PHASE INVADERS
LMAO
VShojo won
PHASE LOST

How many hours will 10ma spend on the frogs today?

enough. stop posting phase friends

>I say getting because this particular flavor of stupidity (Capippalists don't watch other members) has historically not been very common owing to how retarded it is if you're even slightly familiar with the community. Only the newest of refugees post it.
looooool

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Reminder to Lia Likers on of you can get a tattoo in the next 3 hours, take a pic of it, send it to Lia, and she will probably die on stream.

>>49480403
Show more than 5 (five) post that claimed that pikamee was going to be part of invaders

>>49480403
Anon are you sure about this? The last time you did this your company collapsed within a week.

CHINESE COMPANY

Ass too big

>>49480467
It's fine Lumi's not on break anymore.

all this talk of pippa's singing reminded me of the coping about her original song
how it 'showed her originality and character' when it was complete gibberish written by a clueless ESL jap, fucking lmao

i guess it's a testament to how much love for a vtuber can warp your perceptions that you can see nothing but good in even the biggest trashfires

>>49480441
B-but Pippa was wearing pants in that picture...

>>49480426
I think it could take another 7 hours at least if she doesn't learn to parry or at least block.

Pippa GFE

>>49480525
i'm one of the pippa can't sing posters and even i'm telling you that period didn't last long. she owned the shame within weeks. as coping goes i'd say that was successful.

I HAVE NO PIPPA AND I MUST PIPKIN

>>49480525
>i guess it's a testament to how much love for a vtuber can warp your perceptions that you can see nothing but good in even the biggest trashfires
that's literally how humanity as lasted this long. how else do you think your ancestor were able to compromise with women back then?

>>49480525
>how it 'showed her originality and character'
Nobody said this. People said it was catchy, which it is.
>how much love for a vtuber can warp your perceptions that you can see nothing but good in even the biggest trashfires
https://youtu.be/XSica-4M2NE
Retard

How long will this last? How many days until the shitposters get bored?

Pippa is a good singer and I am tired of threadwatchers pretending that she isn't.
>b-but I am gay and retarded and I don't like her singing
Sucks to be you
>b-but she isn't as good as a professional singer
110k views on Pippa the Ripper say she is

>>49480652
What?

I love Shiina!

Pippa truly is a wonderful vtuber and if she let me I'd put some babies in her to keep her gene pool alive for decades to come. She is too precious and must be protected.
Thank you Pippa for existing and making my life better. I will support you and simp for you for as long as I'm alive.

Lia doko?

>>49480652
>>49480434
You are literally the one singular person that cares

I have been happy every day since I met Shiina!

>>49480666
What makes a singing good?

>>49480756
nah, there's plenty that hate phase friend shilling. for my part i gave up because it's easier to save my stamina for invaders, friend shilling gets the axe then either way.

>>49480719
lia is sleeping and giving herself a dutch oven in her sleepy because she ate 2am taco bell

Lumi sucks

>>49480666
Now you're just trying too hard

>>49480426
10

You Will be MINE PIPKIN

Henr* BTFO
https://youtu.be/2J0u4b8b5SI

>>49480441
Cute fan.

Frogs in 15 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l72Pf8inajI

As a Phase Fan I want to apologize to the rest of the world because our Capippis are absolute shit

>>49481008
i, personally, accept your apology. i know not all of you are braindead, and that keeps this general stable.

I won't tell you who but soon there will be a collaboration with a Hololive talent

>>49480906
No one can own the PIPKIN.

I won't tell you who but soon there will be a stream

I haven't entered these threads for a long time, what happened with Lumi, she looks different

>>49481093
Proof?

>>49481103
she hasn't gotten dick in 6 weeks. who knows how that will fuck a sister up.

>>49481008
fellow capipis, we need to let more invaders in and apologize for our systematic supremacy that keeps them down

Changing the emotes and everything else is something that threatens Pippa's identity, that will make her look like any normal vtuber and you just let that happen, you just looked away like a cuckold

>>49480999
How is Jedi Survivor anyway? I used to love paying Dark Forces.

>>49481166
look at her go

Airi...

14 TALENTS ZERO STREAM WTF

I hope Lia wakes up in time

Why is Lumi such an evil bitch? Is this what being blond does to people?

>monday
>only 4 streams
dead company

Pippa ZELDA STREAM WHEN?

>>49481294
>Tenma will fill the next 4 hours
>then Lia
perfect

i miss streams...

>>49481247
It's real?

>>49481335
>Nasa after Lia
today is a good day

anyone else feeling the burnout from /pcg/? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens

>>49480649
>Nobody said this.
i was here for the premiere, you're full of shit

She looks like she fucks human men.

>>49481477
it is known

>>49481247
please tell me this is real lia merch please tell me this is real lia merch

>>49481200
I haven't played it, but it looks like a dumbed down Dark Souls with a Star Wars skin and more platforming. I might get the first one to play on my steam deck when it gets cheap enough. It's probably the best nu Star Wars game even if that's a low bar.

>>49481477
only dogs, sorry

>>49481008
>Capippis
Nice spelling faggot
>>49481163
He's not apologizing, just a schizo:
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/capippis/

Are we being railed?

>>49481477
Explain this then
https://files.catbox.moe/rdvka6.jpg

Shiina said phase has 16 girls now, but 3 new chuubas were teased. WDTM?

REMINDER

>>49481499
as someone who has played this is a pretty good assessment. it has an acceptable souls-like core loop, but all its edges have been sanded off, its characters are all boring and/or unlikeable, it has way too much platforming to fill space and all the interesting setpieces are in the first 20 minutes. i would only recommend it for $15 or less

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>49481573
Two of them are very short

>>49481438
You wrote all those yourself.
Why are you like this?

My mom sure is cute
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina/status/1658182811311042562?s=20

>>49481698
https://youtu.be/nG4bNq586Ks

Lumibros?

>>49480502
why not the sound version?

Pippabros?

>>49481565
>that puddle under loom
Airi's a squirter...

>>49481698
STOP DYING SO I CAN CONTINUE TO JACK OFF TO YOUR VOICE YOU FLIP FEMCEL

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Tenma frog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l72Pf8inajI

17:00 / 21:00 / 06:00 - Lumi zatsu
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia vtuber tattoos deep dive
YT Link TBD

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Nasa zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3CHBqYBMMo

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

10ma going insane

>>49481275
Standard female behaver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf2wTZZ3WRM
Why Lumi such a great person? Love her singing.

>>49481275
>blond
Do your English reps ESL-chama. Boys are blond. Girls are blonde. Unless you were implying that Lumi is a guy. If so, carry on

90 post 27 IPS WTF

what is the difference between a frog and a toad?

>>49482068
warts

>>49481218

>>49482087
so those are actually all toads?

>>49481218
What about her?

>>49482068
The biggest one I'm aware of is their skin. Frogs have slimy and smooth skin while toads have dry, bumpy skin.

>>49482068
Frogs have a shell while Toads dont

I love this Panda

>>49481573
They got 2 more managers.

>>49482169
a shell?

>>49482090
Airi has some nice boobs, she should be my wife

>>49481357
>>49481491
its real a licker had it custom made

Which talent's breath is the most certain to kill a boner?

>>49482109
Toads have warts and dry skin, hopping around on land much more easily. Frogs instead have smooth, slimy skin and never venture far from water.

>>49481744
>>49481801
I pick them!

I fucking HATE those frogs

>>49482208
Sorry i was thinking of turtles vs tortoise

>>49481477
Hello, my name is Human Men.

>>49482144
She got some cute new art!

>>49482252

>>49482252
well lucky for you that those are toad-thingies

>>49482301
DIE

So how long until we get the porn of tenma getting raped and mindbroken by frogs?

>>49482224
boy that face really leaves something to be desired...

>>49482340
FIVE MINUTES!

>no strims
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

Wtf is this hitbox?

>>49482330
I fucking HATE toads too

https://twitter.com/SparklyBon/status/1658186037208702986

>>49482409
Come join the froggy fun with 10ma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l72Pf8inajI

>>49482409
Quality time with Pansis.

>>49482409
We just dont know?

>>49482407
he kinda looks like a frog as well

what sick game designer decided that two of these fat bastards would be a good idea

>>49482485
Why does she refuse to level up and upgrade?

>>49482295
Looks like a big Booba bootleg of Karyl from princess connect.

>>49482498
Just come back later overleveled.

INVADERS TRAILER IN 1 HOUR 44 MINUTES

Tenma gets nosebleeds from those monsters
just like in my animes!

>>49480794
Being fun to listen to.

>>49480857
>thousands of people would be overjoyed if she would bring back secret karaoke after every stream
>guerilla karaokes on twitch get at least 1400ccv even when she streams at 3AM on a fucking Monday
>Pippa the Ripper is one the most popular videos on her channel
>everyone constantly asks her to sing Pippa the Ripper
>everyone keeps asking for more original songs
People who actually watch streams unironically love her singing. If she was such a bad singer her fans wouldn't constantly beg for more music content. I really wish Pippa would stop being so insecure and just accept this fact.

>>49482525
chiru inspired her

>touhou
Now this is based.

Is this the end of Tenma? She had a good career as a streamer, but it looks like she isn't going to stream anything else until she defeats these frogs.

>>49482499
I know and that makes it better

>>49480441
>>49480544
Those aren't pippants nor pippantis, those were pipbloomers.

they always glow red so at least you can't say they don't telegraph their attacks

How tall is tenma if i dont include her ears ?

>>49482618
Heart attack soon.

>>49482618
Could be worse, could be fishing for shiny magikarps.

>>49482692
They have several attacks that dont glow too. The glowing ones are just ones you must dodge and cant parry

>>49482618
>Every day she gets more and more deranged
>Her appearance starts to look more frog like with each passing stream
>By the end of the year there is no more tenma, only a big creaky frog on stream 24/7

I want Sleepy to bully me for my terrible picks while we watch BattleBots snuggled under a weighted blanket

>>49482618

What a fucking phrase "spawn of Oggdo" is I bet the devs were laughing their asses off

>>49482703
well she is 130cm with ears
here is a full body picture
you can figure out the rest

>>49482764

>>49482766
I also think oggdo is just an anagram for doggo

>>49482565
What makes something fun to listen to?

>>49481801
>>49481744
You just described woman. Its also just basic bitch GFE behaver. Thankfully other anons give them money so I can enjoy their content.

>why are my fans weird
If she has normal fans they're not going to be seen at the convictions, that's for sure. O know I would look really out of place at one of her live events.

>>49482827

>>49482827
panc

>>49480525
>lmao
Kiwi farms is dead and there's nothing you can do about it. Alternatively, fuck off back to the farms Nonna.

>>49481801
>>49481744
Why do women hate other women for doing what they want? Isn't that the point of feminism on paper anyway.

>>49482295
jeez the current age of artist "comms" which they don't even like to call them anymore are such cancer. 1/3rd of the image with a skeb thank you or patron service watermark is so humiliating.

>>49479372
Phase karaoke enjoyer here with the true list from last thread

>Biggest range of songs and actively tries to go out of her comfort zone. Bon Odo remix cover, the King rearrangement, are all examples of Lumi trying to push her comfort zone. Even goes as far to rap, as seen in Dark Hour and some of her Gorillaz karaokes. May be a whore, but is definitely THE idol of phase.
1. Lumi
>Cannot sing songs that are higher than her default 2 octave speaking voice. Smoothest tone, but repeats too many songs in karaokes because she's only comfortable with those. However currently is the most talented songwriter in Phase with her new original.
2. Uruka
>Clearly strives to improve her singing even though her voice is weak compared to Lumi and Uruka. Has technical skill, but lacks raw talent.
3. Shiina
>Good singer with large range of genres, but either doesn't practice enough or doesn't care to perfect her karaokes. Has a mild lisp.
4. Rie
>Raw talent, huge range, but doesn't seem to care about singing enough to improve or sing on key. With practice, could be #1 in Phase.
5. Erina
>Gura-lite sweet voice. Problem stems from being ESL and not practicing singing enough. Mainly sings cutesy songs but has the power to learn other genres if she wants.
6. Panko
>Has genuine power and can sing rock type vocals, as seen in Requiem cover with Rie. Big range, comparing Fansa to Requiem. Doesn't karaoke though.
7. Airi
>Similar to Panko, voice is too cutesy to go out of her default speaking range, lacks power to do any real songs.
8. Michiru
>Same as Michiru with the debuff of singing even less somehow.
9. Nasa
>Can sing decently well when not using her lolibaba gremlin voice, has a bit of a mommy tone. The problem is she either doesn't want to sing at all, or is hesitant to not use her kayfabe voice, which limits her range by a lot.
10. Tenma
>Has clearly been improving her singing since the beginning, and has a very sweet voice when she hits the notes properly. Pippa may never be the best singer, but has soul and can probably get to Michiru level with practice.
11. Pippa
>Dead, but when she sang she could NOT use her kayfabe loli voice, and sounded much older. Little range and couldn't hit notes, nasally tone, but not the worst.
Yuri
>Scratchy voice debuff. Not sure if this is natural or kayfabe, but whatever voice she uses to sing is just not nice on the ears.
12. Iori
>Lispy and off key, more of a fun singer
13. Remi
>Often the most off key and autotuned in all group covers, but tries her best and has fun with karaokes.
14. Lia

>>49482068
They are the same, large frogs are just called toads.

>>49482764

>>49482949
do you think 'lmao' is a term specific to some forum?

>People who actually watch streams unironically love her singing.

>>49482565
The same retards sit there and watch her watching shit clips. Pipnigs will suck up any shit

>>49482983
finally a serious response

>>49482983

The only thing I care about with singing is that the girls are having a good time with it.

>>49483027
lolcow farms are the only ones who use it extensively and perpetually. Ergo, everything posted with a "lmao" or even "kek" is immediately suspect of being spam and trolling, which it almost always is. Just like how pepe and wojack are spam, so are those two.

>>49482983
actually pretty decent response. a little dismissive of common criticisms but certainly approximates what the average person would say.

>>49482983
>Erina
>Not practicing singing enough
But she's been in her church's choir for over 6 years...

>>49482565
>If she was such a bad singer her fans wouldn't constantly beg for more music content.
She is an average singer, who doesn't make ears bleed with her voice, but that doesn't make her a technically good singer.
Fan comes from "fanatic", people who have lost reason, and follow what they desire with obsession.
Fans like her karaoke streams because they are comfy, not because they are expecting the best music ever produced.
>millions of views and noombers
That doesn't make it a good song. It could be catchy, it could be fun, it could be memeable, it could be horrible but still a viral sensation, like that song "Friday" or "Gangnam style".

>>49482983
Holy based

>>49483193
Compared to Lumi, Uruka, or Shiina who can hit notes 99% of the time, yes, she lacks reps.

Sorry kanpainiki, I can't stand tenma's voice for more than half an hour at a time.
She's almost on the same level as Iori.

Why does the lightsaber hit like a wet noodle

>>49483324
It's ok, she's not for everyone. I'm just enjoying her mindbreak arc while working

THIS IS THE RUN

>>49483353
Should have used blaster pistols

>the dead frog has collision

>>49483466
kero kero

Panko's White Silence made me tear up.

>>49482983
TRUE AND REAL

hear me out, this is how tenma can still win

>>49483324
>She's almost on the same level as Iori
I'm not a huge fan of 10ma's voice, but Iori's english voice is equivalent to training an AI with mickey mouse's voice and then trying to get it to emulate nails on a chalkboard.

>>49482983
>panko doesn't karaoke
What?

Is it just me or is the game running at like 30 FPS? I thought they fixed the performance issues.

>>49483571
That was for Airi not Panko

>>49483571
it clearly wasn't an absolute, he means "with any regularity"

>>49483577

>>49482983
>Has technical skill, but lacks raw talent.
Kek. Just a Shiina thing even in singing.

>>49483599
I realised my mistake but that was some shit formatting

>>49483658
It was.

Tenma's greatest weakness. Never learning parry mechanics.

Sex

>>49483583
lol lmeo even

>>49483583
she plays it on the no games machine
that is as high as it goes

>>49482983
great post

>>49483818
>$500 console
>this shitty framerate
How horrid

Oggdo Bogdo, the most powerful being in fiction...

>>49483583
The human eye can't see past 30 fps anyway.

>>49483872
that would be michiru

>>49483916
Not true. Da Michi is very real.

>>49483929
da michi isn't real da michi can't hurt you

>>49483929
and she can hurt you.

>>49483929
she is both
da michi the person and da michi the legend

when does she get to fight dexter jetster and fungo hairstylios

da michi IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

>>49483929
Is the box real?

>>49484007

Ribbiting stream

>>49483212
You are not wrong but I feel like there is a big difference between just appreciating some type of content and actively asking for more of it. Sure, most fans are not going to complain about a comfy karaoke stream, there is nothing special about that but that's not what's happening with Pippa. People actually want more singing, when she dropped secret karaoke a lot of us were really upset about it because it's good content that we are not getting anymore.

>>49484007
I kneel and propose to her

>>49482983
Put the member first and the description below, have you never seen a fucking list before?

>>49484007
I wish.

>>49484094
no, what he said was entirely right, and no, people don't genuinely want more of her singing. you can't just wait a while and hope they won't respond so you get the last word, nobody agrees with you on this one.

>It's 2025
>Tenma has been fighting the frogs for the last 833 days
>She has completely lost the ability to speak and communicates only in heavily accented croaking noises and snarls, punctuated by broken Japanese
>She has killed one of the two frogs 4 times.
>Any attempts to stop her have been met with heavy resistance
>It has been over 6 months since she last slept
>Suddenly, in the middle of one of her week long streams, the doorbell rings.
>Sakana's voice comes on stream
>Despite chat's hopes that its finally over, he only says he's here to deliver the coffee Tenma ordered in 2021.
>Drops off the coffee and leaves.

>>49484082
I'LL KILL YOU CARLOS

Tenma is the best singer as she has proven just now

>>49484197
>the coffee bag was already open

>>49484197
>days pass
>she keeps attempting the frogs fight as an indie

why are tenma and michiru the only ones who get invested in the games they play?

>>49484293
her mindbroken singing on bosses is always kino, but that autism list was about skill not enjoyability

Always remember to report off topic spam like pepes, wojacks and other non-vtuber related stuff.

>>49484197
kek

I think the frogs have been on stream for longer than the entire rest of the playthrough if you count the solo fight as well

>>49484180
>people don't genuinely want more of her singing
>except the people that do but they don't count because they are fans
You are retarded

>>49484293
I genuinely enjoyed her singing "my mind is empty, it's filled with frogs" last stream

>>49484375
japanese brand of autism is different from western autism

What if one of the phase invaders is a frog?

>>49484460
I wish western chuubas were more like that instead of "haha look me at me playing genshit I'm so nerdy xd"

>>49484475
Tenma doxes her predebut

>>49484375
the japanese have slightly different cultural expectations along sex lines when it comes to video games, and therefore women from there are more likely to be exposed to them from a young age
90% of western vtuber girls picked up videogames after the age of like 20

i just pulled all that out of my ass but it sounds right

>>49484475
french people are not allowed in phase connect
french canadian is as far as fish is wiling to go

>>49484531
french "people" are not allowed

instead of jumping backward could she not just jump over then instead?

>>49484679
Nope, retarded hitbox means she'd get hit anyway.

I've lost track of time watching Tenma. All I know is frog.

Just got back from the gym, how's the frog progress?

>>49482983
Panko is great and doesn't sing cutesy songs, you don't watch streams

>>49484961
no

>>49484734
It really is a stupid mechanic. That and the tongue goes through the other frog to 1hko

>>49485015
Going pretty poorly but she'll get into a groove. She killed one frog twice yesterday

>>49485015
What frog progress?

>>49485080
she killed one today already as well

so after this horror tenma will be like vegeta v imperfect cell after the hyperbolic time chamber against regular bosses right... ?

Lia? Where the Lia?

>>49485132
Ooo shes about to again!

Holy shit you guys are either fucking deaf or don't watch streams and only listen to /pcg/ bait posts when karaoke streams happen, your takes on some phase singers are absolutely ridiculous.

this might be the run
still has 2 heals left as well

THIS IS THE RUN

This is the run

>>49485153
>only remembers how to fight frogs
>loses against even normal enemies now because she tries to fight them like frogs

This might be the run

1 FROG DOWN I REPEAT 1 FROG DOWN

>>49485207
i like listening to my oshi sing and i don't really see the value in arguing about whether other people like to listen to their oshis more

remember when phase did a big musical collab with tsun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0ghXiqC7CU
soul

A hex upon you, Tenma.

>>49485207
I hope you didn't see the list someone made in the previous thread

YOU FUCKERS JINXED IT

>>49485275
this is as close as I will ever get to an Amiya and Lia collab

we still got a way to go boys but we are getting there

That was so good :)
Sooooo good :')

the planet is named "bogano"
because it's a bog?
i see the spirit of lucas' naming sense lives on

>>49485264
It's ok to like someone, just don't shit on good singers if you never listened to them in the first place.

>>49481565
HOLY SEX

>>49485157
Monday Night Lia in 2 hours 45 minutes

>>49485387
yes, i agree completely

Hesitation is Defeat

>>49485355
I am very impressed with her progress. Looks like she knows what shes doing instead of button mash, but surprised she only singles out damage on one frog... fight seems almost easier with two alive cuz they block each other for most attacks

>>49485379
it's because of the bogdanoffs

Edging bros, how you doin?

>>49485319
I fucking saw that, I stopped reading when I saw Wemi over Panko.
I love Wemi, but Panko should be way higher up on the list.

>>49485275
The problem with that one was that it was way overproduced on the vocals imo

>>49485153
Why are you latinx

>>49485533
We're gonna be taken to valhalla with this one

>>49484961
>female: frog, lactation, sole female
How?

>>49485015
Prog-ress?

>>49485548
latin american is too far south

>>49485596
Frogress

>>49485544
I think (hope) it was bait, Remi is shit at singing and Panko is a literal angel

[Tenma news] She learned how to parry after 20 hours.

>>49485486
>Kitsunes bow to Oggdos
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control Coruscant with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal bog line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Bogano (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Kamino
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Spawns of Oggdo
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence in the universe has only existed deep in Sith legends
>Ancient Bogdo scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Bogdo and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the universe
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Oggdos are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Hoth in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Oggdo
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>>49482547
That's bullshit but I believe it

>>49485668

>>49485533
in desperate need of a da michi stream, I can't take 3 more days of frogs

>>49485914

I wonder if she dreams about the frogs

At least she’s kind of improving

>clock in
>get chewed out by frogs for 8 hours
>clock out
>repeat

>>49486154
Why would anyone work for the French?

at least we're getting a lot of art from this arc

>>49486188
chinese baguette factories

If you coun the first frog fight as well then we got around 18 hours of frog fighting so far

>>49480426
all of them

did tenma just PARRY?!? HOLY FUCK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

So how underlevelled exactly is Tenma for this boss?

>>49486244
Let’s aim for 24!

Is she severely underleveled or something? Or are the frogs just that tough?

>>49486348
she is underlevelled but she wants to be

it'll take her about 2 hours from now, screencap this

>>49486313
very

>>49486369
Wants to be who? Candlej

Has 10ma played any soulsborne games? I feel she'd enjoy doing a SL 1 run of them or something.

I awake. Pippa love~!

>>49486313
Extremely

>>49486464
It’s morally correct to fuck your sister

I think things would go better for Tenma if she played more agressive. She’s learned how to parry, now she needs to properly counter attack instead of running away.

>>49486583
give her 20 more hours for that

>>49486188
Dont remember me, i work with the french

Tenma must have been watching da michi play ER.

>0 health kits left
this probably wont be the run

Tenma news: this wasn't the run

This is the great filter. All the normalfag tourist kanpainikki will be culled.

I don't think this is the run

>no one is edging for the tenma frog fight
>she keeps losing
/pcg/ hates tenma...

>>49487057
how will this filter anyone? this is just pure 10ma

Trust hours
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>go bed
>wake up
>lumi time

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
I'M TRUSTING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

>>49487134
I would sex the sex fox but I fear her heart wouldn't be able to take it.

>4 health kits left
I don't think this will be the run

>>49487134
>edging tenma frogs
>just turns into orgasm denial
>new fetish unlocked
Always a silver lining

I wanna go to sleep but I don't want to miss her winning...

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
KANEKO LUMI
KONO ATO SUGU

>>49487394
Unless you sleep more heavily than Nasa that won't be a problem boss

>>49487394
Get some sleep, the frogs will be there tomorrow

ONE FROG IS DEAD
I REPEAT
ONE FROG IS DEAD!

>>49487374
If edgebros ever has sex they're going to blow some women's minds
A shame they never will

>>49487418
>open stream
>waiting screen
>close stream

lemon stealing whore is streaming

>>49487458
And the day after.

>>49487442
>>49487458
you never know...
but I will trust you guys
just this once!
good night

>>49487521
it's because i've had sex that i had to start edging. mutual sex isn't very satisfying.

>>49487458
>>49487394
WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE FROGS TO KILL

Tenma is my mom

>>49487570
Filthy sex having whore

>>49482965
It just how woman compete. I wouldn't give it too much thought.

>>49487609
Yeah, me
Tidy your fucking room

>>49487614
i can't help it, i went to college. that was the real mistake.

>>49487679
Fuck you mom I’m a grownup

I bet she's naked under that sweater....

Every Phase girl streams naked

>genshit
I'm going back to tenma I don't know what I expected

/pcg/, What was YOUR worst random injury with no perceptable reason?

genshit already

>Genshit
Trust status?

>>49487821
Please for the love of God do not do this to me.

>genshit

>>49487821
I believe this for Uruka

>>49487873
I was sleeping and my 3 foot long lizard bite my finger, just a small cut tho
that was the only time I have gotten injured without a perceptible reason

>>49487897
Better to get it put of the way early in the week. I'd rather she drop the chink shit, but money talks.

>>49487914
You can't convince me that Pippa streams in anything more than a dirty old hoodie and maybe socks at most

>>49487821
Their rooms get hot from all the equipment.

>>49488029
Probably makes the game chair worth more

>>49487873
I was towel drying my hair and I must have did it too hard, because I sprained the shit out of my neck. Could barely turn my head for weeks.

>>49488058
That equipment? All me

>>49487873
I'm circumcised

>>49488110
lol

>>49487984
I really hope the payment is THAT good. I'm willing to rent out my muted tab for 300 bucks an hour of content the lemon hoe streams. Any less and I'll be very disappointed.

>>49488029
Cute sweaters and skirts have been confirmed by handcam.

>>49488127
Still no proof that she's not nopan under them though!

>>49488058
Their clothes are all soaked in their sweat...

>>49487873
I twisted a knee walking to the store. Shit had me hobbling around for like 2 weeks.

>>49487873
I dislocated my shoulder and broke the shoulder bone in my sleep

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>49487821
tenma and uruka both were clothed during their coffee stream

>>49488084
You cant convince me they're sitting is shitty sponsored gaming chairs when they can have proper high quality ergonomic chairs.

>>49488173
Clinging to their skin...

>>49488226
Because they had to be and Uruka basically wore an oversized shirt, shorts and nothing else.

>>49488125
I'm one of those retards that listens to like two or three streams at a time. Having her talk about her sprained ass, and assorted woman problems at half volume while i watch another stream of spergs yelling at each other isn't so bad. I'd rather her play an actual game though.

>>49488283
Fuck,
>>49488145

>>49487873
Sometimes I sleep weird on my pillow for no reason and get horrible neck and back pain where if I spend 3 days in agony

>>49487873
I got hit in the head by one of those lifting things in an entrance to a parking lot

Edgebros, you are hallucinating with naked sweaty phase girls at this point. Are you okay?

>>49488359
Same
I don't know how to avoid doing that

>>49487873
Mosquito bit me into Achilles causing inflammation. Holy fuck. It was swollen for a month.

>>49488387
shut up i can even smell it

>a preeety good chom-chom
She's regressing.

>>49488381
That's the most cartoonish injury I've ever heard of

>>49487873
I low sided on a motorcycle and have memory loss for the few seconds leading up to it. I wasn't even going fast.

So how's the mortal frogbat been going for the kitsune?

>>49480280

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she has become pretty good at taking the first one down

>>49488359
>>49488392
Getting a pillow with relatively hard foam in it mostly fixed it for me.

Just tuned in but this might be the run.

>>49488381
Second that. It's impossible to dodge when it comes directly from above. I've been avoiding going under them ever since.

>>49488513
...I take full responsibility

$1000ma stop dying to the frogs

I'm not watching the stream but I think this is the run.

>>49488579
Shes gonna be a supa sponge when she finally beats this

>>49488582
nope

>>49488582
Well, YOU'D BE Rwrong

>>49488498
Now she only needs to leave both of them at low HP and win. It was obvious after 1 time frog died.

>>49488392
Do you use multiple pillows? If so go down to one and your head will be in a better position once you get used to it

>>49487873
When I was a child, I fractured a cervical vertebruh in my sleep, had to wear a neck brace for months.

>>49488311
I used to do that but I invariably end up forgetting one stream completely. Makes the FOMO worse than not having the stream open at all.