/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>doesn't stream

I fell in love with this brat.

>>49432089
But she streamed several times today..?

lazy cunt

>smelly
>farts a lot
>burps a lot
>gets boogers everywhere
>shops at walmart
>eats crappy food
>stature of a child
>brain of a child
>lazy
>likes to smell things
>can't drive
>has trash all over her room
You want to MARRY this creature?

>>49432267
You bet

>>49432267
More than anything!

>>49432267
YES, YOU ASSHOLE. I NEED HER SO BAD!

my wife

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

Also Cover is looking for staff
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1656587433969082368

>>49432383
>acclaimed
Do you think my shitposts on 4chan will help me get the job?

>>49432144
But enough about your mom.

I NEED HER SO FUCKING BAD
Why am I like this? why did I fall in love with this mess of a woman? Why does it cause me so much pain to not see her anymore?

You ask her for her hand in marriage, but her dad comes up and demands that you beat him in a drum battle. Can you do it?

>>49432609
Sheer love is a powerful chemical...

>>49432598
Good one anon! You sure showed him. Here’s an updoot.

>>49432648
the only instrument i play is the pink bean

>>49432598
GOTTEM

She wants to wait to watch the Mario movie until she can watch it with us...

>>49432598
KEK

>>49432747
Ngl if she ends up watching it without us I'm gonna be big sad..

>>49432712
There's no need to seethe, anon...

>>49432712
>NOOOOO ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO POST BAIT HOW DARE YOU
roru
rumao

thread's off to a great start

I'm so tired of this, take me back to the good times

>>49432609
Goslingbud, I feel you. But if you can't do reps while she isn't around, you have bigger problems that don't involve Gura.
Be the strongbud she always wanted you to be.

I'm sorry, but she will be my wife. I am the strongest chumbud.

>>49433070
You realize you're in /ggg/ during a Gura famine, right?

slit

>comes back with no real streams after japan
>enters busy deadline period (which every other EN escapes, not her)
>will go back to japan
>"crazy summer" will start
Gura's fucking done mate. She's just done with streaming.

>>49433166

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5irVQKKwQ4
still looping this since it's exactly how I feel about her.. been listening to it since she sang it..

>>49433166
T o T

>>49433152
this is a famine? isn't this normal?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>49432871
She'll watch it with us.
She isn't the liar some might want you to believe.

>>49433107
I still do my reps, wanting to be strong for her is the only thing that keeps me going.

>>49433337
Why are you tourists forcing this? No, it is not normal. Gura used to appear more and now she doesn't.

>>49433202
Not as done as your mom is on my dick!

One way or another, this pain will eventually end, anon. You have to remember that.

Lazy bitch I can't believe I was fooled by her at the start and bought so much merch and shit

>>49433507
Yeah, someday I will find the courage to find salvation and end this farce.

>>49433443
What kind of reps are you doing? Are you sure that whatever you're doing is helpful?

>>49433507
quit projecting. im doing fine
do i wish i saw her more? yes
am i dying over it and engaging larpers? no

>>49433742
I was addressing the menherabuds, not (You) specifically, bruv.

>>49433740
I would say lifting weights, running and eating healthier is helpful, yes.

>>49433740
This reads like a cartoon villain about to drop a monologue.
>Are you SURE you're ok, anon? Do you REALLY think you'll be alright?

>>49433447
Its definitely the new normal.

>>49433202
>"crazy summer" will start
I honestly don't even understand why Gura even bothers with these distinctions when she barely streams in the first place.

>>49433740
I'm doing gacha reps. They're very helpful.

>>49433851
I love spats, but I understand Gura's want to flash cute panties at us.

>>49433965
It's almost like your perception of her does not match her reality.

>>49433954
I didn't mean that to come across that way at all...
I kinda care about chumbies.

>>49434012
I don't mind spats but panties are better and I wish she could flash them at us. Imagine if she had a bunch of different styles and colors and she could pick them out specifically for us.

There's two possibilities.
1. Gura is truly oblivious to everything and doesn't know what she's doing half the time
2. Gura visits here and enjoys seeing us get feisty and prolongs her inactivity because of it

>>49434121
What? Is she secretly streaming and our perception is fucked? What pills do I take to make the streams appear?

>>49434121
I legitmately don't see the difference between not getting streams now and not getting streams later. There's literally no difference with what he have now with what we'll probably have to deal with in Summer since again this is clearly a Gura problem.

>>49434379
She's busy. She was telling us she will be even busier. That is the distinction she was making.

Fatfuck update: still fatfuckin around and thriving

>>49434497
but busy with what? what keeps her so busy she can't spare a couple of hours here and there to stream?

>>49434557
Based. Is she still getting pregnant constantly?

>>49434497
What's the distinction between being "too busy to stream" like now and "being too busy to stream" later?

>>49434629
She's busier. God forbid she tell you about her life without relating it to her streaming output.

>>49434557
damn, thats one plump shrimper

>>49434697
yeah and the upside of being so busy is all the high quality recorded and edited works that she publishes, right?

>>49434557
I love your updates.
How many ebis and how many types do you have now?

>>49434585
Fatfuck has a really dark red shell and its hard to see when shes pregnant or not.
Speaking of which, the other fembuds aren't fanning their eggs so I'm a bit worried that the eggs aren't going to hatch this time around.

>>49434697
She doesn't tell us anything other than she is "busy" which doesn't explain anything. It's pretty much just become her get out of jail free card for everything.

>>49434585
Gura's art teacher...

Shark is dead

>>49434814
>gura communicates
>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

They ONLY thing that'll get me to kneel is not only a return to consistancy, but if her first stream truly back is nameless with black thumbnail. She puts the frame up a few days before it's set to go live and rrats and doomposting are rampent.
Finally, the stream goes live and for an eerie moment, there's nothing but silent blackness. Then suddenly, 3D Gura pops into existence, sitting on nothing in the black void. Viewers are confused and doomposting reaches it's peak when just as suddenly, a huge drumset appears, surrounding her as drumsticks manifest into her hands.
And before anyone can really react, she begins to play...
https://youtu.be/LWRMOJQDiLU

>>49434576
She can spare a couple hours for her gen mates, not us though

Do you view Gura as the haha funny shark girl or do you view her in a more romantic light?

>>49434954
You have incredibly bad taste. No wonder you're not a real chumbud.

>>49434767
>doing things, amazingly, takes time
Why is this so hard to understand?

>>49434928
>Gives vague non answer
>Thinks that's meaningful communication

>>49434982
Both

>>49435012
kys zoomer

>>49435056
>what are NDAs that she's constantly been frustrated with and has told us repeatedly she can't speak about her work.

>>49434982
romantic

>>49434954
cringe

>>49435023
the bit where those things come to fruition.
I don't mind my favorite bands only publishing every few years. they are touring and will eventually write the next album.
With gura it is evident that hololive isn't her main job.

>>49435023
Because there are 50 more people doing this job and doing background shit doesn't cripple them this much. Nor are they incapable of throwing bones to their audience. Gura doesn't exist in a vacuum, we know it can be better.

>>49435138
Sorry. I meant to say I'll never kneel because Gura is a lying cunt. My mistake, I forgot I was in /ggg/.

>>49434800
I'd say the colony is about 30 strong. There are still 6 largebuds and Gigashrimp is still eating and pooping.

>>49435126
What exactly can Gura "not speak about". Gura has been saying that she has stuff that she "can't wait to show us" for over a year, and nothing has come out of it.

>>49434982
She's a girl I want to see everything about her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltNhwj-F7c8

>>49435210
>Gura can't have unique problems when it comes to being busy. She has to follow the standards that I made up in my head that all of her genmates are able to meet.

>>49435210
Can you with a straight face really say that Ame is working on the same number of projects as Gura is? And are you also memoryholing the fact a lot of Gura's projects and ideas tend to get scrapped a lot? Something she has told us?

>>49435450
see>>49435023

>>49434954
Don't listen to them chumbie. I think your idea is cool.

>>49435501
Why pick her? What about Bae/Mori/Kiara?more original music and covers and Bae has been in the company for less time and they all manage to stream

>>49435450
If you willingly ignore a ton of the stuff thats already come out over the year then you'd have a point. But that requires ignoring reality like you tend to do.

>>49435396
We're going to rule the world.

>>49435598
For me it's the solid no compromise 8pm timeslot that keeps me here.
If someone else parks there I will watch.

>>49435602
such as?

>>49435463
There clearly aren't official rules about this sort of thing save for the ones we make up.
If there were, management would've either started forcing her to be more consistant, or they likely would've dumped her ass on the side of the street at this point.

Ok now that some time has passed...
Why parapara? Why Eurobeat?
Is it just for the ojibuds?

Sex with a fembud.

>>49435764
My question was about that anon using ame as a comparison instead of other en members that put out way more and still stream

>>49435463
If Gura is lagging so far behind what the average Hololive member can do I think that's a problem.
>>49435501
Ane unironically has more to show than Gura has (and I'm not even saying it's impressive just that Gura has done so little despite streaming the least)

>>49435864
Management has no issues with Gura not working, because they can and do make her work when they want. She's just lazy with the deadlines, like most of the girls.

>>49435463
Bro she streams and communicates less than ayame. You can't defend this shit

>>49436010
Gura is not Ayame.

>>49434954
didnt neal peart graduated tho?

>>49436010
If you want to blend in as a chumbud, never bring up Ayame. None of us care about her. She does not matter in any way.

>>49436041
Yeah she's worse somehow and everyone has shit in ayame for not streaming for years

>>49436041
I wish Gura was as active as Ayame

>>49436111
But she isn't.
So what do you do?

>>49436074
She's the lowest bar in Hololive for streaming which is relevant

>>49435941
>Says Gura is "busy"
>Now says Gura is just lazy and management tolerates it
?

>>49436151
You don't want to blend in as a chumbud, I see. Go back.

>>49435926
>I think that's a problem.
It's a good thing you don't matter

>>49436074
>yesbuds always say b-b-but ayame also doesn't stream
>get btfo by statistics showing gura is way lazier
>y-y-you can't mention ayame anymore!

>>49436277
Ah yes you're the true chumbud. The one that doesn't want a bare minimum of streams

>>49436434
Those were also not chumbuds. We do not care about Ayame in any way, other than the very small number of chumbuds that actually watch her.

Look at this shark

>>49436509
>mfw Gura says "I'll see you when I see you"

What's the latest cope for her not streaming?

>>49436591
I am looking

God, I always LOVE when faggots that say "FUCK GURA SHE HATES US I HOPE SHE DIES" start proclaiming that not only are they Chumbuds, but that they are actually much better Chumbuds than the ones that don't say that shit.

>>49436630
More busy than any celebrity or musician in the world yet only has one song in 3 years to show for it

So what's the excuse yesbuds here can give for why she chose to only address KFP and not her own fans during the Kiara collab?

>we're comparing her to celebrities now
oh wow kek

>>49436711
She saw the grim sun 10k ccv and knew chumbuds didn't show up

>>49436696
Why do you let us live in your head rent free?

>muh yesbuds and feistybuds

>>49436766
Apparently the average Hololive member is also a bar too high for Gura

>>49436766
She has more fame and subs and talent than a lot of them, why is that funny? Too bad she squanders it all

holy shit I fucking can't

>>49436873
>>49436808
>>49436818
>le random meme pics and nothing of value to add
I see the yesbud discord is here to play defense. Apparently I'm an anti for wanting some streams.

uh oh, you made him mad

Every time I come back to this thread I'm reminded of how many mentally ill people frequent this board. It's not enough to actually watch chuubas you like. You have to spend your time in the threads of chuubas you hate in order to bait (you)s, because that's what you find to be fulfilling. I hope we get a Gura stream this week.

>>49436999
Reread my post >>49436808

>>49436999
Here's a protip. You can want more streams and see her more often and not shit up the thread.

I'm hungwy

>>49437122
oh nyo the state of the thread, so sacred! The only thing you can do is toxic positivity or post pictures like discord!

>>49437193
>complains about posts affecting thread quality
>"w-who cares about thread quality?"

Personally, I want to lick Gura's anus.

>>49437193
Positivity is what gets Gura to read the thread. She used to. Then antis realized they could come in here and shit things up and she stopped.

>>49436146
feel bad

https://litter.catbox.moe/0n8bg5.png
Why is Gabby such a slut?

>>49437607
That isn't Gabby. Don't insult Gura like that.

Our threadshitters a-aren't actually underage, are they?

I hope the yesbuds here are just as thrilled when she signs over to VShojo to do react content like she dreamed of. Who else do you think she had dinner in Japan with but couldn't say? She's waiting out for her contract to end this year and then jumping ship. Mark my words.

>Still seething

>>49436765
She is avoiding her fans while yesbuds here continue to defend her ghosting behavior. Even on collab stream, she chooses to pretend chumbies don't matter

I'm becoming stoopider

>one minute apart

>>49437726
I'll follow her no matter where she goes

>>49437769
on cooldown too!

>>49437694
They need correction TuT

>>49437607
Ah it's NTR after all, fuck that shit.

>>49437726
Will she do chaturbate streams?

>>49438052
No you braindead goomer

>>49437607
Is that hiccup from HTTYD? Or the boy from Overwatch?

>>49438052
kys

>>49438084
>>49438110
So if gura started an onlyfans you wouldn't subscribe? I know I would.

Gurass

>>49438237
>disgusting cow flabs
You don't belong here

>>49438237
She needs a 3D Atlantean outfit model that she can slowly strip in.

>schizo literally laughed out of the thread
I wish that happened more often...

What do you think Gura is doing right now?

>>49438645
>wanting more streams = schizo
I know you're from discord but you can't host throw around buzzwords here to try and fit in

>>49438738
Rubbing her bean with kiara

Burn through these threads. Nice job weekend schizobuds

I guess he doesn't like it when you talk about him behind his back...

>>49438237
If Gura does lewd content like that I'd drop her. There are already tens of thousands of whores to chase if I wanted someone like that. Fuck off

>>49438865
Good riddance, a hypothetical Gura that does lewd content doesn't want you here either.

>>49438738
Not streaming lol

>>49438844
I love how he is seething when no one take him seriously

>>49438803
last weekend the threads were super dead even though we had gura activity now this weekend is dead with no activity...

Chumbuds is this true?
>>49434262

>>49438865
This. Gura is a good girl, not some e-whore.

>>49438993
The only people left here are discord fags camping and the last feistybuds that still care about her

>>49439049
Oh yeah? I want to fuck gura

Every poster here is actually me, and I'm having conversations with myself.

>[Deleted]
good stuff

>>49439103
I made this post btw

>>49438237
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>49438997
Yes, she has time to join kiara on the wither hunt but doesn't bother to stream her pic too. As long as she doesn't have to look at her chumbuds she's happy

>>49439049
ggg is finally healing...

>>49439154
Fuck off back to discord
>>49439120
Obvious tourist spotted because you don't know what was deleted was a neutral statement (self delete)

>>49439138
woah boobah

>>49439138
This but chubby Gura

>>49438645
You jinxed it, anon.

maidshark cute!

he's so mad I love it
I'm sorry

>>49438997
The fact you had to ask speaks volumes about her abuse towards her long time fans that stayed with her since the start. She instead chooses to filter her long time fans by only addressing KFP

>>49439266
Schizo gets mad and instantly posting cool down trying to show his presence when we said he fucked off, kinda cute tho.

>>49439355
See you Thursday where she only cares about kfp too

>>49439355

>>49432047
That's some very nice thighs

>>49439409
the fembuds here sure are cute

Rent Free, you just can't stop thinking about Chumchads

>>49439409
>>49439599
>>49439624
You fucks laughed him out again!

Please describe the smell of Gura's pits.

Hopefully HoloEN will start having more lewd content.

Do you think if they get found out, they're denied their gift cards?

Gura's cunny must be so beautiful

>>49439691
We better get EN doing shit like this this Summer.
And Gura BETTER have a fucking bikini.

>>49439691
imagine the shitposting that would happen

>>49439691
Holosummer! All I want is swim suit like this, it is not too much right?

>>49439693
Fishy, duh

>>49439691
>>49439753
I'd rather Gura make content again instead of coomer bait cameos.

>>49439923
didn't ask

>>49439923
Same desu

>>49439923
but I want to goom

>>49439753
I wonder if Gura is preparing for the bikini 3D by training her flexibility.
I must do extra reps for her!

Hmm...

>>49440119
>As a fictional character
w-wha...?

>>49440058
>her flexibility
Not gonna end well

Look at this dangerous being

>>49440119
>Not even the AI can generate a legitimate excuse for Gura
lol

Apparently there's dynamic penetration on 3D models that let them shove 3D dildo assets in their holes. I think Cover should adopt that technology. At the very least, for eating food.

>>49440355
why do you know that?

https://litter.catbox.moe/sp3kwj.mp3
masturbate.

>>49440288
Is that normal if I want to rape this?

Do (You) get irrationally upset when I say "I will never stop loving Gura."?

>>49440269
Oh god that's hot... I wish she had cute panties or no panties and just straight up flashed her cunny at us.

>>49440527

>>49440269
I want Gura to kabedon me with her leg

>>49440418
I noticed some vtubers on chaturbate.

>>49440527
Not bad

>>49440564
Yes because I am the only one who shall love Gura as her husband.

>>49441071
Tiny and squishy...

>>49441071
Would you let Gura do this with your balls?

>>49441279
Only if she let's me do it with hers afterwards

>>49441279
imagine Gura's soft hands, her chipping blue painted nails rubbing, squeezing and pinching your balls
Her soft giggles as you groan in both pleasure and misery...

Why was Dome Keeper a members only stream? I never understood that one.

>>49441499

>>49441279
Who wouldn't?

I bet Gura has bought Gura cosplay before, paints her nails blue and likes to pretend that a chumbud is giving her pleasure.

I wonder if Goob did anything with Momma shark today. I hope she did.

>>49441347
Gura has b...balls?

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

hoochaaaaa

>>49434982
She's a funny haha shark, and I'm not dumb enough to fall for a girl on the internet, anon. Far too jaded for that shit.

>>49440745
Link?

>>49441868
they try to convince you she doesn't

>>49441751
Barely any hips... uoh

>>49441828
She went back to mama shark and had a nice dinner with her.

>>49435602
Ok so what projects then? I'm not going to count 3d live or the 3d showcase because literally everyone gets one. Some Holos even do them biannually. For the love of God don't say Umisea.

do you think kiara and gura talked about stream frequency with eachother?

hungy lil shak

Brat.

>>49442170
i doubt it honestly. gura seems like the type that disappears, even amongst friends.

>reply to a two hour old post

>>49442170
Probably

>>49442170
Yes

How do you guys cope with the fact that, despite what we may like to believe, Gura actually doesn't have a big juicy butt or thick thighs or, for the degenerates, big soft tiddies
Personally I simply choose to ignore the truth

>>49442170
Judging from how casual Gura is with Kiara. I believe they talk frequently.

>>49441539
It was one of the few games they had perms for on membership streams.

>>49442405

>>49442414
Really? I always got the impression that Gura doesn't talk much with them outside of streams.

>>49442405
You literally just described how perfect she is.

>>49442405
>no hips, tits, or ass
perfect T u T

>>49442477
keep up with the sametori arc bud
kiara has been mentioning gura in her streams

oh man it's REALLY hard to ignore some of these ridiculous posts, but I'll keep trying

>>49442405
I love her more than anything. I don't care what she looks like. Even if she was a talking rock, I would still love her. As long as she keeps being herself, I will love her.

>>49442593
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM THE FACT THAT GURA IS AS FLAT AS A CHILD

>>49442570
Yeah and the offcollab stuff but as far as regular chatting is concerned, it doesn't seem that Gura is all that active in chatting with the other members on Discord, unless they just never talk about it.

https://litter.catbox.moe/6cqtmh.mp3
Gura my boss bitch

>>49442633
Pretend that I have attached an image of a rock with Gura's eyes and mouth photoshopped on top, named Gurock.png, not to be confused with "Gurock" as shorthand for "Gura Cock"

>>49442633
What is she looks like this?

>>49443360
I hate this

>>49443360
That's Gabby though.. but I would still accept Gura if she looked like that, yes.

>>49443360
I love this

>>49443360

>>49442953

>>49443754
This is porn in Wisconsin

>>49443721
This is all your fucking fault, Miyazaki.

Gura has become so horny lately. Always finding a chance to subtly mention about her sex toys. Why is she like this?

>>49443874
When is the last time she did this?

>>49443967
he's a schizo

Imagine waking up next to Gura, her arm draped around you. She's only wearing her Invader Zim shirt with her lightly stained plain white panties. You grab her bony ass and her toes curl slightly. She opens her eyes and smile at you and gives you a peck on the lips.

>>49443999
I asked him, not you.

>>49443967
Kiara collab

>>49444124
Why does it matter, he's just gonna say it's her talking about the nuts last stream

I just had a nap and I think I screwed up my sleeping schedule

>>49444096

>>49444096
I want Gura to serve me breakfast in bed, but she'd let me eat pancakes and syrup on her bare flat chest.

>>49444172
They sure were MILKING the nut jokes.

>>49444096
What did I ever do to you, man...

>>49444172
Gura bean story at the end was quite funny too.

>>49444096
Mating press

>>49444332
What nut?

>>49444495
deez

>>49444096
rape correction

Imagine living with Gura. Whenever she streams, she kicks you out of the house. You have to find other things to do to pass the time. Then she texts you to come back home. She's emotionally and physically drained and just wants to cuddle together all night long. She sits on your lap as you watch YouTube videos together. Then she falls alseep and you princess carry her to the bed.

>>49444590
HE SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49444728

>>49444613
yeah that's when you slip it in while she's asleep and take it by force

Has Gura really never watched Godzilla before?
I wont lie though, I can't confidently say I sat through all the way to the end of Godzilla movies beyond the times Godzilla shows up.

found the lil guy under the fridge

>>49445403
what the...

I want to eat Gura's dick cheese

>>49444613
>Missing the part where I have sex with her after princess carrying
unreal

>>49444823
One month suspension you go sharky

>tfw parents changed their mind and are no longer looking to retire to the same town I am 90% sure Gura's parents live
>tfw this will dramatically limit my ability to try to meet cute the shork

>>49445756
nyo

>>49445756
Chumbie...

>>49445830
>>49445884
It's my mom's fault. My dad was going to move there and his mom, my grandma, lives near there, but my mom doesn't want to move that far because she thinks no one will visit her

>>49444613
there are few things I would love more than that..
I hate this..

dont say that shit out loud bro. she despises that shit, for real.

>>49446781
I will marry this

gura doko?

I can't believe Gura still finds fart jokes funny.

I predict that girl's talk is going to be disappointing for Gura as Mumei and Kiara don't know whatever fashion brands she's desperate to talk about. She knows Fauna knew about them from their fashion chat, and that's why she was so bummed that Fauna wouldn't be there.

>>49447611
She's a child please understand

>>49447630
I just want to know what perfumes she uses

>>49447630
I predict Gura would use that as a chance to shittalk kiara into submission

>>49447630
Just reschedule the Girls talk to when Fauna's available. I don't know why it needs to happen this week.

>>49447959
No, I want Gura this week, thanks.

Imagine driving Gura to Walmart and going grocery shopping with her. She runs up and down the isles, putting junk food in the cart and you constantly admonish her like a child and make her put it back, and she gets all pouty at you. Then you drive her back and she makes a nice dinner for you the both of you.

>>49448013
I mean if she can participate in a collab there's not stopping Gura from doing a solo stream.

>>49448365
I want to cook for her

I still haven't forgiven Gura for not liking extra toasty cheez-its.

>>49447559
gura has abandoned us
the happy days are long gone

>>49448365
You are still missing the having sex part

>>49448497
Honest don't know what Gura thinks she gains for abandoning her fanbase like this. Pretty much all the offstream stuff she does is worthless without her fanbase.

>>49448728
I wish that was me...

>>49448654
Like I said a long long time ago, around the I am fish streams, I'd rather have 0 merch/events/songs/etc for the rest of time and have her go back to normal streams. The REAL normal, not MWF shit either.

>>49448365
stop it..

>>49448728
>Gura has you in her bedroom.
>She's horny.
>The only way she knows how to express this is to act giddy & silly and beat up her plushies in front of you.

>>49448914
She knows other ways, but they aren't fit for Gura Channel

>>49448914
Don't worry I will help her to express her horniness very well

>>49448914
>Gura is a sadism
H...Hot...

Imagine sharing a place with Gura. Sharing a toothbrush with her, barging in while she's peeing and her getting angry at you. Sharing a shower when you're both in the mood, or sharing a bath together with a bath bomb. Her little feet on your shoulders while she lays down in the bath. You tickle her feet and she splashes water at you.

You think Gura ghosts her friends in Hololive too? Probably explains why we haven't gotten any SNO(T) in a long time.

>>49448728
You open the door and see this little creature playing her dolls like this alone in her room. What is your reaction?

>>49449234
Creepily stare at her.

>>49449109
I don't actually want you to stop, I will steal all of them

>>49449234
Ask where Dino Gura is

>>49449234
Mating press

>>49449109
Where's the part I correct her?

I'm watching movie scenes on Youtube. And I've been noticing that I'm getting more teary eyed while watching big moments in movies and anime. Is this just a product of getting older?

>>49449507
Yes

>>49449507
Yes old people are more emotional

I hate how cover is growing to be to this big. Now that Gura is under the eyes of investors, the chance of owning an official Gawr Gura onahole merch is close to none. They will never sexualise their talents to make money now

>>49449507
Are you the elusive fembud?

Unironically, what if Gura's just on maternity leave?

>>49449699
Gura WILL release sex merch next month..

>>49449699
I like that we're getting EN events now though. It was worth sticking with it through the end, even if its too late. Covid gives and covid takes.

>>49449588
>>49449566
I thought so. This wizard doesn't hate it though.

>>49449759
When Gura releases her beanbag merch, she will keep mentioning about touching her bean in a subtle manner.

>>49449699
Gura onahole never...

>>49449714
I'm a 32 year old wizard. Sorry.