/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I dont know how my family will feel that I'll never bring another girl home. I cannot imagine being with anyone else anymore, but they'll never know its because of an anime loli vtuber

I love Tob

>>49428288
>his family doesn't think hes a lost cause by now
step it up

AAA I'm so glad she's back!
I will miss her morning voice tweets though and wish they weren't so rare otherwise.

>>49426485
If you want her to feel powerless, you can just tie her up and tickle her until she passes out.

>>49428315
Anon... wrong thread again.

>>49428349
I live alone and only visit a few times a year. I guess I'm pretty normie on the outside

>>49428315

I just noticed

>>49428465
NICE

>>49428465
Wow shondo wasn't wrong when she said they work fast

>>49428465
Oh, that's nice. Can't wait to see it finished.

>>49428465
Nice, maybe the 3D model debut will end up being next month

>>49428315
Anon...

I wonder how the Tenma collab will go

>>49428878
Probably great. I'm excited for it.

We're so back

>>49428878
Hol' up, Tenma collab?

>>49431292
They have one early June

>>49431292
Watch.

>>49429045
no but I feel uneasy about people whose interaction with her is like this

I will dedicate myself to art reps until I am good enough to be featured in the background art. I also need to improve enough before the next outfit is released

Shondo is so cute. I want to suck on her toes.

How do you resist the urges to just go and mating press her?

>>49433424
Plane tickets are expensive and prison is cold

>>49433424
The answer is you don't. I think marital rape would be an avoidable aspect of any union with Shondo.

>>49433666
*unavoidable

>>49433475
this plus I don't want to end up killing her

>>49428315
>>49428397
A love that knows no boundaries

Did giru ever post the GTA art of shondo that she used in her tweet?

>>49432858
fortunately I don't think you have to be amazing to end up there, shit was bad timing for me though because now I'm not sure I have it in me to put in the sort of time I did to earlier stuff outside of special events where it's going to be showcased anyway

>>49435172
I don't think so. You could probably just ask him if he'd post it in the discord.

Cucked again. It's so over.

>>49435546
Please understand she is a broken girl and has an unquenchable desire for terrible older men who could kill her. I'm not surprised, Game of Thrones really is ripe with them
Who do we think is her favorite?

>>49435546
Doesn't literally every character in GOT die?

>>49435546
hope someone's seething that she's starting to call characters dad affectionately

>she likes The Hound
Most unsurprising thing of all time

>>49435660
Those fathers? All me.

>>49435707
Everyone knows, and no one cares. She talked about it on stream. You can save yourself the trouble of posting it.

>>49435707
woah anon this is new information none of us found out about two years ago

>>49435660
Her type is literally just fucked up old guy who could beat her up. You can literally be ugly as fuck, she doesn't give a shit
If you do not meet this standard you do not deserve to live

>>49435892
what're you going on about I'm just dunking on the ones that hate daddy because it's "a fetish thing"

>>49435892
I need to start getting jacked so that when she one day does a virtual fan meetup at a convention I can go dressed as Jason and just silently stare at the screen

Just report and move on
>>49435989
Don't you dare You'd better record it I want to hear her have a meltdown

>>49436034
It's the perfect plan, I'm already as tall as Jason, all that's left is working out
Are there any ways to get moderately buff while at home? I'm still a borderline hiki and hate the idea of actually going to a gym.

Didn't she say that she doesn't want to know what we actually look like? I don't think there will be any meetup, and honestly I'm glad. I most likely wouldn't be able to attend anyway, and cons suck ass, so this would be the only reason to be there.

>>49436266
She's conflicted herself on it before. While she doesn't want to start matching physical qualities to us, she also wants to one day attend a convention virtually like other chuubas do.

>>49435735
I wonder how high she will rank zombiefied mountain. A giant killing machine who doesn't talk should be just her type.

>>49436405
I dont watch western tv so I know nothing about any of this so I am here thinking about a literal mountain that its also a zombie

Just realized that, remember how a while back she said that one of her mods asked her to collab with him, one of the mods that's left?
Well one of the ex-mods, who has become a 1view vtuber, interacts nonstop with Cake

My favorite was Jaime. Such a shame that they ruined him in the end.
>>49436583
No, but that's funny. Mountain is just the nickname of this really big guy.

>>49436107
calisthenics are enough, but you might need resistance bands in order to continually add resistance
there are also "progressions" of various exercises which are just equivalent exercises that are harder to do
dumbell set could help but not necessary, and if not a dip bar you can do some stuff with parallete bars like different types of pushups, l-sits, so on
and of course you gotta eat a fuckton of protein and at least a bit of a surplus in calories, hopefully not from junk food

>>49436754
it was a mod who was in there for like 3 months who never actually watched her so never actually did mod work

>>49436754
>>49436909
>became her mod just to try to leech clout
>knows absolutely nothing about her content
Her mods are pretty great, seems like that was a rare fumble from her. Wonder how he got in.

>>49436754
Pretty sure it was that goose one

>>49437001
Yes

>>49437035
Reminds me of when she was shitting on male chuubas on twitter one time and he came in trying to say how he's one of the good ones or something kek

>>49437079
https://twitter.com/SpamGooseVT/status/1588306506038247424?s=20

>>49437229
Sadge

>>49436754
i wonder if that was the ex mod that doxxed her in /uoh/ a while back. i hope that faggot ropes

>>49437337
I severely doubt it, those pictures were a couple years old and this is only a mod of the last year or so. I severely doubt she's showed mods pictures of herself since she became a vtuber and got older and started taking protecting herself more seriously.
She had several female mods that left once she started streaming after failing to leech her audience and I would bet anything on it being one of them, it seemed like very bitchy, bitter, female behavior.

>>49437337
I doubt someone that was a mod for 3 months and barely knew about her content would have access to that type of dox

>>49437435
When will mods learn that modding will never get them the clout they so desire?

>>49437337
i still think the only one that could have done this is her former bf

>>49437337
A mod of 3 months who appeared, asked her to collab, got denied, and then quit once he realized he couldn't leech absolutely wouldn't have pictures of her IRL face
I doubt any of the current mods have that kind of power. I would bet on it either being the ex or one of the scorned women like >>49437435 said. It seemed like a very bitter and cruel thing to do after such a long time.

>>49437659
pyro is gone from the discord now and I don't recall when that ever happened, but I'm not sure if I'd call it meaningful when he hasn't meaningfully interacted with the community in a long long time
I still don't know why on earth he wasn't just de-modded after everything

sorry for bringing that up. it upsets me someone would get that close to her only to turn around and do something like that.

>>49437825
Shondo is a sentimental person.

>>49437956
People fuck her over and try to use her all the time
see: Silvi and the plethora of other people that have tried to leach off of her

>>49437825
Because she's clingy. She doesn't want anyone to just leave. She probably expected he would just go back to being a mod like before. Based on what we know (very little about him) probably it was too hard for him to or he just wanted to get away and slowly distanced himself. I really doubt it was him, I would also bet on it being one of the female mods who tried to leech on her. Look at people like Silvi, what happened in /uoh/ seems like something someone of her temperament would do (doubt it was her though)
Pyro's last message was after Marley died. I think someone must've contacted him or something and asked him to support her or say something since it came out of months of silence. I doubt they're on bad terms given Shondo's nature, she's too childish to be bitter
>>49437956
It's understandable, it upsets a lot of us.

>>49438147
>she's too childish to be bitter
I don't know by most accounts I heard, it was kinda ugly at the time, plus her insisting for a bit that she was a lesbian
but yes shondo can't truly hate people anymore even if she wanted to and would hate to have someone ever leave her

>>49437435
Isn't Shondo beautiful though? What's the point of doing all that if it doesn't actually hurt her?

>>49438681
don't be dumb, if she knew she'd still be heavily distressed, and it potentially endangers her
the girl is mortified just at the thought of nina seeing her in person and maybe not finding her pretty

>>49436970
Anyone can apply for mod
I would if I didn't have to give out my chat spamming privilege

>>49438828
Shondo said on stream not long ago that she considers herself cute irl

>>49438942
Yeah, but she worried about Nina not finding her pretty even more recently.

>>49438681
Anon she was so anxious over showing her hands on stream she hid for hours afterwards under her desk
She has finally accepted she might be "a little cute" despite being at least a 9/10 IRL and is still terrified of her friends meeting her and being disappointed. She's begun to accept that she's not hideous, but she's far from being self confident and she's still terrified of people seeing her
I say this having seen her and knowing for a fact she is objectively gorgeous

>>49438942
in addition to what the other anon said, this is a more recent development than the incident, and I'm sure the feeling comes and goes; she still has to fight her body issues too

How can a girl that is model pretty be so lovely
Every pretty girl I've ever met has been shitty, and then you have this ball of sunshine that is Shondo. That, AND she's incredibly interesting and entertaining
If it wasn't for her being literally schizo she would be lab-engineered levels of worryingly perfect

It's like you morons have never heard of body dysmorphia or anorexia kek.

>>49439808
im convinced her rolling schizoaffective disorder was god trying to nerf her

Do you think there's even a tiny, tiny chance that she saw she was doxxed and feels that 1% more self confident knowing how anons reacted to seeing her face?
Shondo, you are absolutely beautiful. I did not believe it was you, you are so pretty. I would worship the ground you walk on.

>>49439881
I doubt she'd go to some shithole like /uoh/ if she decided to come back here

>>49439808
there is no "if it wasn't for", she is who she is because of it
it wouldn't be the same person at all without the experiences she's been through

>>49439881
I assume a mod saw it or found out about it and told her, though I don't know if she was told about the reaction. I kinda hope she was because of what you said.

>>49439881
I don't like that image

>>49439881
where did this happen ?

I'm kind of torn on this topic. On one hand i'm incredibly jealous of the husbands who saw it, but at the same time i don't want to see it because i feel like she would be very sad if she knew i looked at it.

>>49440624
It came to me in a dream

why does she have a general now?
no better way to attract schizos

>>49441063
just ignore the schizos. you dont have to reply to every retard that comes in and blabs their mouth

>>49441063
>now
She had a general ever since her redebut.

interesting how thread was mostly fine during her break, but now it's suddenly being shit up again....

>>49441063
She's been had one

One day we will make Jonestown look like a Sunday picnic.

>>49441901
If Shondo ever dies I would not be surprised

Shondo I love you

I want to lick her smooth skin

Her skin is going to be like a baby's

AAAA

I'm actually proud of her for doing things she wants to do in relation to taking care of herself
Having a multi step skincare routine might not be necessary for her since she has nice skin but she wants to just to try it out and be nice to herself. That's really a great step.

These new products better not be UK only, I don't want to pay these expensive ass shipping costs again

I think it's adorable that she has a group chat with all of the other girliest girls in vtubing and they just talk about fashion and skincare like a bunch of walking stereotypes
It's so fucking cute

>>49442447
Maybe the key to getting her to take care of herself is her friends convincing her

>>49441901
Before I found Shondo I had a plan to essentially drop out of society. Those plans are buried for now, but if she were to ever leave my life I'd bust them out again

>>49440755
I wish I could've seen it. I want to know everything about her. You would think something like that would be relatively easy to find, but I couldn't (yet)

>>49442549
Probably, though it might not always work like when Nina was telling her to go to the hospital after she started throwing up blood

>>49442662
AFAIK you can't, so don't waste too much effort looking.

>>49442538
Same. I really like the barbie girls.

>>49442538
>>49442764
I feel like if somehow you infiltrated the chat you would be instantly pulverized by the pure estrogen of this lineup
Every single one of them is a different type of girlygirl tradwife

>>49442734
Stalking and researching Shondo only rarely is a wasted effort to me. I didn't find what I was looking for, but I found this vocaroo instead. https://vocaroo.com/17SYrR3gh5Dh

>>49442820
>literal model classic definition of a Stacy
>Dutch tradwife
>I don't know much about Soya but she's a nice girl
>Actual Catholic
>Stay at home norf tradwife
>Mentally ill girly girl
>sickly South African that gave her chat a collective name to call
It'd be like jumping in front of the large hadron collider but made of estrogen

>>49443182
>I don't know much about Soya but she's a nice girl
I only discovered her recently, but can't actually watch her most of the time because she overlaps with wifey often, but
>Violinist with crippled hands, loves to bake

>the stuff she just liked on shadowchama

>>49443012
I found the 6 catbox links that would lead to her pictures, but they're all deleted and as far as i can tell the images aren't recoverable and have never been posted directly on 4chan or anywhere public. I want to see her face so bad. I don't have any malicious intent and I don't want it out in the open I just want to be able to picture my wife when I fall asleep to her because I love her. There are two (almost) pictures still on her main twitter where you can at least see her hair and profile. She's positively adorable. My heart aches for her.

>>49443774
TuT shondo wtf

>>49443774
You weren't joking
S-shondo... TvT

>>49443774
I think she might be her version of horny

>>49443774
>4am
>she missed us
>probably feeling less touch averse
Whew...

>>49443804
>they're all deleted and unrecoverable
Yeah, that's what I meant. Try to take solace in the fact that the lack of reposts means her antis don't have them either.

>>49444075
NTA, but that's a good way of looking at it. I don't feel as bad now for not finding them. Thanks!

>>49443774
I love her

Must be one of those nights

>>49444528
Damn, you were faster. But yes, so cute.

Imagine teasing her when she's in this mood and telling her you might leave unless she gives you a blowjob

>>49444528
What a two week break does to a schizo. I love her so much.

>>49444528
I really really really like the beret combo
Her hair looks a lot different without the ribbon, it's very cute

>>49444075
Yeah, that's good. Unfortunately some people that were lucky to be in the right place at the right time like to humblebrag every now and then and hold it over your head and look down on you. I'm already in enough pain. I guess there's just nothing I can do.

I want to hug her so badly that if I wasn't so apathetic I really might dedicate my life towards achieving it, consequences be damned.

>>49444901
I honestly think if you met her IRL she would probably give you an awkward, tense hug if you asked

>>49444901
>go to Paris in spring 2024
>wander around tourist locations
>locate very pretty, pale, dark haired girl in lolita with a high pitched voice
>call out SHADOW like an autist
>hope she stops or turns around
>ask for hug
>she will feel too bad to not give you one
>feel her flat chest pressed against yours
>stalk her back to her hotel and kidnap her
Mission success

>>49444939
I only know of her ever hugging her ex as far as non family go, I kinda doubt it

Me and wifey

>>49445164
You don't know until you ask
I seriously think she's way too submissive to say no if you literally pushed yourself on her
Might be kinda fucked up but I'd do it

>>49445207
LETS GOOO

>>49445246
>I seriously think she's way too submissive to say no if you literally pushed yourself on her
>*Grabs her sisters hand and tells you they are lesbians and walk away*
Whoops!

>>49445409
I agree that she would spill her spaghetti hard enough if she actually met a fan that she would probably limply let you hug her and cop a feel
I think she would blank out way too hard to think of doing something like that

>>49445519
stop writing fanfics anon

>>49445563
NO

Giving Shondo sweet kisses on the neck while she's tipsy and feeling touchy...

>>49445246
>she's way too submissive to say no if you literally pushed yourself on her
yeah, but it might fuck her up. you will feel 10x worse if you found out she had a schizo break down and was institutionalized because of you forcibly touching her. you'd have 10 seconds of warm hug and a lifetime of guilt.

You stalk Shondo in Paris. You call out to her and approach her. You ask for a hug. What happens next?
>A) Shondo stares at you silently for a few seconds. You can take this time to hug her. She does nothing limply, then apologizes quietly and walks away
>B) Shondo grabs her sister's hand and powerwalks away from you wordlessly
>C) her sister kicks you in the crotch and continues to whale on you while you are down. Shondo runs away at an incredible speed
>D) Shondo simply bursts into tears
>E) Shondo stiffens up, smiles, then puts on a bright facade and says yes, of course, but when you wrap your arms around her she screams and suddenly ducks into a ball on the sidewalk. Authorities may or may not take notice
>F) Shondo passes out because you grabbed her from an alleyway and covered her mouth with a chloroformed rag

Which is the most likely scenario?

>>49445924
>>E) Shondo stiffens up, smiles, then puts on a bright facade and says yes, of course, but when you wrap your arms around her she screams and suddenly ducks into a ball on the sidewalk. Authorities may or may not take notice

>>49445924
I can't decide between D and E
F

>>49445112
how small are you if you two are touching chests in a hug?

>sounds like this ASMR will feature the most amount of kisses to date

We're eating good soon bros

>>49445924
G) one of her protector stalkers runs out of the shadows and knifes me

>>49446252
Me btw

>>49445924
F

>>49446192
It's great
t. listened to it already

>>49445924
The actual most likely scenario is that I spill my spaghetti so hard that I don't even say anything and just silently and suddenly give her a hug before running away. She will then be left wondering if I was actually a stalker who recognized her, or just some random schizo.

>>49446252
I think Shondo would actually think this is the most romantic thing in the world, if someone actually followed her silently around Paris, just looking out for her
Yeah me

>>49446325
This is actually a good scenario, she has no clue who you are, you are just as retarded as she is, she wonders forever whether it was just someone who thought she was cute or a quiet sneaky fan
She might be mildly traumatized but I think it is a reasonable option

Shondo liking more cute loli art TuT

>>49446535
She's in some kind of mood tonight for sure

>>49445924
uhhh wife is...being horny?

>>49446719
The boob window IS very hot, to be fair

>>49446632
She was lamenting her infertility in today's stream and saying how if she could she would want 4-6 children.

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

She sure is liking a lot of tweets tonight

>>49446775
I want to give her kids so bad

Goodnight, I love my wife

I need to get a skincare routine so wifey will be proud of me

When Shondo goes to Paris she is going to be followed by a bunch of guys with really nice skin

>>49450793
All me

>>49446252
Unironically my plan

At this rate are we just gonna have to organize some schizo meet up in paris next year

Saw some very old videos... glad to know she as much of a dork now as she was then. feel like I should kms for even seeing those though

>>49451919
>Shondo steps out of the plane.
>Entire airport lobby wearing viking helmets.

Shondo’s kisses are too good…

how am I supposed to tell when it's a tweet she'll actually read the replies to

>>49454289
reply to every single one. Or do what I do and only reply to one or two a day and get depressed when she doesn't respond or like one of my tweets for days

if you're gonna post AI art to the tag (don't) at a minimum can you sort out maybe one or two that don't look incredibly generic rather than spamming 20 samey looking generations
why are they like this

>>49454550
The future sucks

>>49454550
it's so infuriating that the results of the actions of those people are so often attributed to AI itself, to the tool rather than the user.
i hate what those retards are doing to the image of the industry.

>>49454807
don't worry nobody liked tech bros before either and I don't give a shit about the tool

>>49439881
what did she look like?

>>49457167
she looked exactly like my wife.

>>49443774
>hadowchama
where? how do i see?

>>49457246
bro your vision reps?

>>49457228
It makes me so incredibly sad that I missed this. I just want to know more about her. I've seen the old pictures she posted on twitter where she blocked her face out, but this really just hurts me. I dont want anyone to post it again and dox her, but I just wish I had been around to see my wife fully

>>49457511
dont be sad for this. just know that she is incredibly pretty and keep it at that.

>>49458679
I can tell from what I've seen. And I'll just move on from this eventually like everything else that I've missed up to this point. Sorry for airing this all out in here, just having a rough few days. I'll go listen to the reassurance audio again and cry my eyes out for the nth time

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>>49462573
huh, when did i post this?

Friendly reminder.

>>49462573
Same

>>49464347
Hot.

brain worms, maybe (probably) overthinking
I'm sorry for being autistic and awkward like that guy

>>49465491
What's wrong?

>>49465491
Chill out, we all have those days. Listen to some ASMR to relax or get yourself occupied with something else. Should help ease up.

>>49428111
literally who the fuck is the target demographic here

>>49469089
Me

>>49469089
me

>>49469089
me

>>49469112
>>49469148
>>49469357
I made these posts

>>49469089
me

>>49469089
Me

>>49465491
what guy

>>49469089
Seems like its for the most fucked up, degenerate men who want to believe in the fantasy that theres someone fucked up enough to accept them.

>>49470567
Shondo is far more fucked up than me and that’s hot

Yesterday Shondo had the 9th highest viewed English speaking indie vtuber stream

>>49470695
ogey I'm sure /#/ would be very interested

>>49470695
Thanks I asked for this information

>>49470660
Well, she presents herself that way because she is smart and knows her target demographic. Shondo will be very rich in the near future because she has positioned herself at the center of the complete collapse of the western male identity. She's collecting the exponential number of disillusioned rejects who fell to the bottom of the well and had nobody left that could even pretend to care for what they have become.

>>49471391
Ok, newfag

>>49471391

>>49428392
That's also an option, nothing wrong with rape though.

>>49471391
actually she is preparing to become my stay at home wife and take care of our seven schizophrenic children

>>49472001
>my stay at home wife
that home? my home.

>>49471688
Its not really tinfoil hat for a smart person to be a fan of vtubers and understand the fundamental appeal and nature of parasocial relationships. Then to play up to a fantasy that conveniently avoids all the "pitfalls" of it. I dont know how you can watch that shit and not recognise that she knows exactly what effect shes having on you, you dont have that kind of awareness without intent.

The discord vtuber expert is here too!

>>49472109
weird, I don't remember typing this post

Just ignore the schizo, he'll go away soon enough
>>49472109
>>49472193
That's me.

>>49469377
>>49472109
I posted these.

how do i stop making my own posts

Shondo is just the perfect vessel for unicorn parasocial GFE, she doesn't need to avoid pitfalls because she's already perfectly suited for it.

I'm out of uniform, where can I get a historically inaccurate viking helm?

>>49472317
You need to take your meds, but then wifey will go away.

>>49472347
skyrim sells them

>>49472361
never

>>49472162
Not an expert, I dont generally watch vtubers. One of you idiots cross posted about her on another board so i checked it out and began thinking about how smart the set up was. None of you engage with anything im saying but i guess nobody here wants to think about the nature of the relationship you're in, i think what is happening is pretty interesting and worth some thought. Though everyone is just here for the fantasy.

>>49472325
Thats my point, is so perfect its too perfect to believe. If she was a retard i would believe it was accidental but you can tell shes smart just watching for an hour or two.

based literal tourist who think he knows shit

>>49472798
Being a simp is not an argument. Im not trying to make fun of you, argue with me and prove to me that im misunderstanding something. If you want this to be a sekrit club where you jerk off in the dark then you should make a discord and you shouldnt advertise this shit on other boards.

>wakes up
>retweets her needy tweet from last night
>likes an amogus meme
>refuses to elaborate

>49472977
baseedddd

Telling you to fuck off works even better because we also get to see you seethe about it, who needs secrets

>>49472977
just let me have nice things and fuck off

>>49472977
>advertise this shit on other boards
welcome to 4channel. lurk for 11 years before posting, please.

>>49472977
This isn’t your debate club retard, keep seething and kill yourself

>>49473126
Not seething, just responding to a question someone else posed and trying to understand what is going on with you guys.
>>49473136
Im starting to feel bad since i probably hit the nail on the head so ill let you guys jerk off in peace.

>>49473267
Dont reply if you dont want a respose dumbo, you can ignore posts you dont like

*cums on shondo*

>>49473373
came so hard I dont remember making this post

>>49472977
I'm not convinced doing "loli GFE" is the money printing machine you seem to think it is, especially given the amount of grief she's gotten for it. Does she know her appeal? Undoubtedly yes, but that doesn't mean she's being cynical about it. She makes the content that she wants to make and she puts her genuine feeling into it. I'm convinced of that.

>>49439881
thanks

One of the biggest appeals of Shondo is that she's trustworthy. There are plenty of great GFE vtubers out there but the number of horror stories and betrayals makes it too risky to get invested in any of them. Shondo is the sole exception I know of as she has so many things that make such a betrayal improbable. These include her openness with her personal life, her explicit rejection of kayfabe doublethink bullshit, her hiki status, her mental illnesses, and her drug-induced asexuality. For these reasons I fully trust Shondo to not cuck us, and I say this as someone that's very sensitive and paranoid about these issues.

I think it’s funny she called us not just her friends, but her best friends and her husbands yesterday

>>49473887
She also called her cat her best friend. She's absurdly cute.

>>49473887
Shondo’s best friends:
>us
>her grandmother
>her mother
>her cat
>Vivi
>Nina

>>49473887
I disagree with her, she is my wife which means family not friend.
Cant fuck your friends unlike your family.

>>49474049
>a nameless entity comprised of thousands of individuals she only knows through the internet
>two of her family members and a cat
>two women a decade older than her that she only knows through the internet and live thousands of miles away

>>49474201
Just as god intended

>>49474201
Basically me but replace the last two with my neighbor and high school buddy

>>49474201
you know what, im gonna have to say based on this one

>>49473887
Some aspects of her way of thinking are very childish and naïve, not that I mind since cuteness it's her main appeal. What I mean by this is her thinking that people don't get over a blood relative's death after 2-5 years max or thinking that if humanity went extinct nature wouldn't continue to be a meatgrinder for the animals that were left behind. She's so cute!

>>49474201
I only know my best friend through the internet and lives thousands of miles away too, nothing wrong with it.
Same with my wife lives who lives even further away in INGERLAND

>>49474316
>she thinks people don’t get over a blood relative’s death in 2-5 years max
You’re just a sociopath anon, I still can’t look at pictures of my mom without crying a decade later.

She's joking about the fact she hasn't bathed in 21 days?

>>49472977
>you shouldnt advertise this shit on other boards
From which board did you come from?

>>49473770
That's why shondo is my comfort streamer, I've never worried about anything related to her other than maybe her health. Even though I fully trust the other gfe streamer I watch and she's also open about her life there are periods that cause me stress with her

>>49474587
Absolutely disgusting.

>>49474587
Stop using Shondo like a rebound because she’s better than whoever the fuck you watch besides her and fuck off

>>49474615
Well it's like castrating a dog it's necessary

>>49474615
>>49474666
Its not cheating if the other person is one of shondos older sister wives

>>49474420
I don't think I am, Shonshon brought me to tears many times. I'm an adult who accepted mortality as being part of life.

>>49474693
Who?
And yes it is

>>49474693
You are a cheating piece of shit. Kill yourself.

>>49474693
It's only OK to watch after a raid or if you're trying to see if shondo is watching to stalk her.

>>49474726
Saruei

>>49473770
The reason why its hard for me to believe is that its actually impossible for a woman to fully embody the degenerate male fantasy of how a woman should act without it being a facade. I have seen people who act like her but they always had bpd and it was always for the sake of manipulation.

I wouldnt say its totally negative though, obviously theres monetary incentives but it also serves as some kind of fucked up theraphy for her audience. I dont know why you guys take it so seriously though, why not just enjoy it as the deliberate fantasy that it almost certainly is, does it have to be "real" for it to be entertaining?

>>49474933
Whore.
https://twitter.com/shadowchama/status/1657511124969848832

>>49474966
start taking your meds and stop shitting up our thread

>>49474933
Why are sarufrogs such whores?

>>49475202
>Why are sarufrogs such whores?
Same reason you all are mentaly ill

>>49474966
>the degenerate male fantasy
This somehow includes her being asexual? There are plenty of things about Shondo that either annoy me or are not perfectly ideal to my subjective taste. Shondo's appeal is niche.

you told him to fuck off once please don't keep him around by replying

>>49474966
>the degenerate male fantasy of how a woman should act
your brain is broken.

>>49474966
You are absolutely braindead

>>49475530
IMPOSTER

women being pure and loving is degenerate

>>49473770
no offense, but people said all of these vtubers that ended up with yabs were trustworthy. that's why people trusted them and got hurt. saying shondo is the sole exception makes literally zero sense and is just pure cope. all we can do is hope that she doesn't betray us, but even if she did her yes-men would be quick to defend her and start attacking the unicorns, leaving you behind regardless. it's really a lose-lose situation from a viewer's perspective, which is why you shouldn't get involved with vtubers like these if you're menhera.

>tourist anon finds obscure social niche interesting
>decides to post about how having a niche is actually super intelligent you guys just don't get it i am very smart
>wont shut up about it
>attempts to explain our own oshi to us even more
>wait
>he's learning
>he is becomes one of us?

I've never seen anything like this its like he created his own rabbit hole and jumped down it at mach 3. Beautiful stuff tourist anon, this is the worst autism I've seen all week.

>>49475706
I have a strong doll monster girl fetish

>>49475316
How does an asexual person even know how to joke about sex if they have never felt sexually attracted to anyone before?

>>49475825
>we
you're not convincing anyone new-IP-chama

>>49475837
How do 12 year olds make sex jokes if they've never had it?

>>49475885
sorry, forgot you're not allowed to type in new threads.

>>49475837
Jokes don't require sexual arousal, anon. If you think about it for a second it's kind of obvious that you don't need to be sexual to make jokes about it.
>>49475825
None of the vtubers that have yabs come even close to Shondo's situation.

>>49475911
it's the combination of being a new IP in a near day old thread and making an ignorant post

>>49475974
the thread was made at midnight my time and i just got off work. why are you derailing the thread with your retarded nonsense?

palpable irony, why don't you go cry in sapling threads or something

>>49475962
Its just like any emotion, if you have never felt it you cant make funny or original jokes about it. How to you joke about shit you cant relate to?

>>49475825
People have been saying this about her for 2 years now and they'll be saying it 2 years from now too. It's not fair to apply other chuubas, with vastly different circumstances, who made drastically different mistakes, to Shondo, or any other chuuba.
>>49476138
Shondo's sex jokes are literally just yelling the word "boobies" or "sex" over random shit. It is literally a 12 year old's sense of humor. Wtf are you on about? How would you need to find things sexually attractive to do that?

Thread just got one guy'd

we definitely had better threads during her break than now

>>49476318
sorry all the good posters are too busy recovering from yesterday's explosive orgasm to post

report and ignore the tourists, do not reply dumbass retards

>>49475825
I'm also cynical like you except I don't think Shondo's some Oscar level actress. Her morning tweets felt genuine, she spends way too much time online to not be a NEET, her fucking chair looks like something a poorfag from Eastern Europe would have...etc. There's too much circumstantial evidence for Shondo to not be at least 90% of what she claims to be, even her lies are small and childish like claiming she NEVER played GTA5 just so she can call her playthrough blind.

>>49476318
shondobros just need to stop having a phobia for people discussing their oshi. it's bizarre how sensitive people in these threads are

>>49476407
>>49476372
jfc

>>49476440
Fuck off (You) can't tell me what to do.

>>49476407
Honestly her voice was full of audible shock when she discovered the save file, it was pretty clear that she really did just forget and she felt so awful about it she tweeted an apology 6 hours after that, when everyone had already forgotten. Telling any sort of lie, even if it wasn't an intentional one, clearly really upset her. All it did was sell me on her even more.

>>49476437
>act retarded
>get called a retard
>lmao ur so sensitive xd

>>49476497
when did i act retarded and who called me a retard? keep derailing the thread and then complain about the thread being bad btw. makes a lot of sense.

Snaildo

>>49476565
take me to snurch

I wish I was in the small group of people she constantly replies and likes tweets
Getting ignored all the time while them get all the attention. it really, really really hurts. Fuck, I want her to notice me too FUCK
Goddamn fuck I want to die.

She liked the porn w/miyu

>>49476372
I don't think you can report people for flaunting ignorance to get a rise out of people. But he will get bored if people don't keep replying.

>>49476664
Literally all you need to do is interact more

>>49476664
She's retweeting art right now dumbass
All you need to do is reply to her tweets fast. She just responds to the first ones
Do you expect her to acknowledge every single tweet and response ever tweeted at her? Literally all you have to do is be fast

See? I told you she would like the snail. Keep doing your reps and draw it again after a while.

>>49475832
What does it mean to become one of you guys? I dont really get the end goal of a simp. Is it to do everything in your power to make them aware you exist?

>>49476664
that's why I stopped replying to every tweet around january

>>49476715
I'll do my best Anon
It's so funny how just a nice comment from her can make me so happy

>>49476692
>>49476705
I already do, I always get ignored, and tweets after mine get replies
it hurts a lot

>>49476664
You should probably leave if you're this autistic early on

>>49476806
Be more interesting. I don't know what you expect me to do about it.

>>49476806
You might've been muted for some reason or other
That or your replies just suck

>>49476664
Go indie route if you seek this type of relations. With 2views you're pretty much guaranteed constant interactions and it's the best thing ever - I know, because I wanted the same thing as you and I got it as soon as I left the big and famous behind.
Wasted a fucking year trying to get noticed, then got all the attention in the world from a small chuuba.

>>49477055
>go indie route

>>49476845
NTA but I think im shadowbanned, my replies always have half the views of others after it, but I still get occasional interactions from shadow so i know she didnt mute me

>>49477055
Shondo IS an indie, you fucking retard

>>49477055
Anon...

>>49477055
>go indie route
>new IP
>recommends grooming some shitty 2view who will probably be boring as fuck or turn out to be a massive manipulative whore
Go the fuck back

fucking told you she'd like any form of artistic expression

>>49476664
ye, I get what you mean, I tweeted some random stuff few days ago for the 1st time and she replied to me, it felt great

>>49476827
>>49476845
eh
tweets with one word after mine get replies while i get ignored as always
is not that, its just that I am not in the privileged group

>>49477330
Jesus, no one cares

>>49476664
I wonder if it's a matter of her looking at the tweet and twitter ordering them by who she follows first. I feel happy and privileged to be followed by her but it is kinda unfortunate for new husbands

>>49477330
Yes anon of course, she has some secret list of people she replies to vs ignores, you didn't just tweet something shitty at her and she muted you

>>49477330
I got ignored plenty of times by her, then out of nowhere she started replying to me again. There's no privileged group. She replies to anyone who does a funny reply or she'll reply and like everyone's comments when she's feeling clingy.

>>49477330
She has muted thousands of accounts who constantly tweet porn, get involved in drama, or shit up her feed
If muted, your replies will not show on her account.
Judging by the quality of your posts here, I'm going to go with muted.

are you really stalking her good enough if you don't notice patterns in who she interacts with and how
it's not deliberate though like anon imlpies, again she follows some regulars, and a group of those regulars all follow and interact with each other near exclusively, so this impacts what tweets she's exposed to

if i was her i would some of you guys who phrase everything as a question to bait interactions

>>49476664
Get off twitter.

>>49477508
What do you mean anon?

>>49477508
the girl who is endeared by all the attention seeking behavior of her husbands I don't think would be upset by that

>>49477578
most tweets she is replying to are question

i dreamt I lived in shondos house as a relative and 4chan installed malware on my computer to spy on me through my webcam and make me pay ransom

>>49477700
The 4chan that installed ransom? Me

>>49477700
holy checked

>>49477494
I don't retweet porn or get involved with drama shit at all though, not that it matters since she constantly replies to people who do both of that
>>49477405
>getting replies at all
must be nice being in the privileged group, you don't know the pain.

>>49478044
holy fuck stop whining and start doing your fucking art reps you actually sound like 10 year old

>>49478044
You have time to whine, you have time to draw. Then you'll get replies. You have no excuse, look at the snail she retweeted and commented. It's not a masterpiece and yet she liked it.

>>49477373
that sounds very plausible desu, she doesn't follow me and i've never gotten a reply from her. i don't mind though, i have a smaller chuuba on the side that i go to whenever i need attention and interaction

>>49478044
Girls can smell desperation, even from writing.

>>49478044
I hope you keep getting ignored and eventually leave. Your type has been around Shondo before and it always blows up.

>>49478262
it sounds kinda awful but I'm in a similar boat, the "side girl" will never be the same or I think ever show the kind of genuine care shondo does, but she's more like a friend I can easily interact with rather than an idol to put on a pedestal like shondo

Oh my god

shit, I genuinely cant tell from her comment if shes being playful or doesnt like it because of the subject matter.

anon can stop whining but all of you have been there, and were probably there at a time where there weren't a million other people in the fledgling husband stage waiting for her to start noticing them over established community members

>>49478751
Did you post the chocolate one? She's obviously being playful.

>>49478751
If she didn't like it she'd ignore it like she does the AI shit that's spammed, anything lewd, and when the ribbons are missing
If she interacted and especially if she retweeted she loves it
If it was the chocolate one she's being silly that's all

>>49478092
>>49478128
cool but she replies to people who aren't artist too, if they are in her group of favorites of course

>>49478954
Stop whining, start art reps. Even I can't fucking draw and I'm trying from the basics like a fucking child.

>>49478954
i will dox you if you dont chill. i know youre one of two people

>>49479018
use your shoulder or elbow to draw a circle

>>49478284
yeah i guess i shouldn't try to engage anymore
i will never be in the group.

>>49479018
enjoy getting the copypasted reply she uses for bad art kek. at least it's something i guess

Wtf is up with this you guys today

>>49478954
well now I feel bad for trying to empathize if this was gonna be your conclusion

>>49479149
Better than being a whiny faggot like you. I'm done wasting my time on you.

>>49479285
Imagine doing reps for a twitter reply when her ex bf that was coincidentally built like a viking was still modding up until 2022. Bruh moment.

>>49478954
yes I'm saying if you crave attention that much then exhaust every option you can before becoming a bitch about it
my first art got a retweet and that's kind of it, this time around she seems to REALLY like it and I got lots of interaction when i expected the same thing as last time.
just fucking do something man you're only pushing yourself down by thinking you'll never get anything from her

Shondo is easier to interact with than most chuubas 1/10 her size
Wtf is wrong with you all? She couldn't be more accessible without stopping streaming completely to be a professional vtweeter and spending all day every day analyzing every fucking twitter post

I think I will not reply to bait and whiney baby posts today

I will say be careful about going down the path of making art and riding your entire motivation on how someone reacts to it, but I still find it better to have the motivation at all even if eventually you should learn to do out of your own desire

>>49479430

>>49479434
i'd second this. getting her attention is a good motivator to start, but in the end you need to be drawing for yourself, not for other people

>>49479423
Yeah she randomly likes my tweets and even replied to some memes, I'm not even an artfag.

>>49478728
Debate:
Is the fang canon?
Her model doesn't have one, but every time Rucaco has drawn her it has. Even her own most recent art has one.

>>49479635
of course she has fangs, how else would she devour my flesh?

>>49479568
must be nice being one of her favorites >>49478044

im horny
i want to fuck her
gently while spooning and sniffing her hair

Sorry but I'm not investing my time just to produce scribbles. I'm not going to delude myself and accept false praise from Shondo.

Speaking of likes, she just liked one of my tweets but twitter didn't tell me. What the fuck how do I fix this

>>49479749
This. Pride will push you towards self-improvement.

>>49479749
>delude myself and accept false praise
accept real praise then, simple

>>49479740
Try her koikatsu cards in VR + fruity shampoo.

>>49479723
bro its quite simple: they have been around longer than you. they are recognizable for replying day after day for years starting when she had less people to remember. if you want to achieve that you also need to make good posts for years. if you have a baby melty because youre jealous and impatient then you are NGMI

>>49479762
twitter has been fucking retarded for me today. notifying me she made tweets but not showing them for 10m

>>49479568
Same, it's nice seeing her like the art I retweet as well

must be really nice having her like and reply your random tweets and retweets while she completely ignores others who also try to interact with her

>>49480001
Tweet notifications seem to be working fine for me thankfully.

>>49479434
>>49479554
I never drew anything in my life and I always wanted to try. But it's really fucking hard. Artists have a new earned respect from me.

>>49479918
not really
many of these people are newer than me
i though 1+ year was enough to get noticed but alas

>>49479875
>fruity
you mean ogx coconut

21 day unwashed shondo sitting on your face

New
>>49481185
>>49481185
>>49481185
>>49481185
>>49481185
Sorry, I forgot the subject.

>>49480295
Pathetic. You know what? Now's your chance to stick out anon, I'll be taking a twitter break until Saturday because I'm becoming addicted due to FOMO and bullshit drama. Twitter also eats into my anime time. Obviously I'll still check out wifey's accounts daily but I'm not replying for a while. Go ahead, make some memes or something.
>>49480558
Have you considered not simping too hard? I don't like all of her tweets, I don't reply to everything, I don't reply to tweets older than 15 minutes...etc.

>>49481287
Stop replying to whining posts.

>>49481287
she notices you because you are in the group. doesn't matters what you do or don't. you are privileged, you don't know shit. those who aren't in the group will just get ignored

>>49481284
anon.... you can't keep doing this...

>>49481287
>not simping too hard?
I thought she liked stalker behavior

>>49481506
then give up and leave

>>49481553
In my defense, I closed the tab by accident and had to redo. I had the subject before.

>>49481506
youre actually making me feel quite good for supposedly being in this group. thanks anon, my wife loves me

>>49481506
She notices who she wants to. If you think there is some special privilege that is your own fault for not finding a way to stand out to her.
Figure something out instead of whining at anons for sympathy.

>>49481506
how does that make you feel?