/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

cat sex

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I love Shiina!

>>49343673
PUT MOON JELLY IN PHASE FRIENDS, SHE IS JONGING
https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1657289213971419137/photo/1

da michi

>No Nasa at Offkai
Bros???

>>49343771
she's already in the corp bro

>>49343771
too good, fish on hires furiten riichi talents, like shiina

I’m starting to think Lia is genuinely autistic.

I want to lick Panko's tummy.

>>49343746

>>49343865
I want to hug Panko's tail.

>>49343716
I had intimate relations with a red panda plushie, and that's long before Phase Connect.

>>49343673
▼ Please support Phase Friends ▼
Kirsche - https://twitter.com/KirscheVerstahl
Nyaru - https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Sleepy - https://twitter.com/Sleepy_Project
Miia - https://twitter.com/matoimiia
Rurumi - https://twitter.com/RurumiYumemi
Mieko - https://twitter.com/mino_mieko
Whiskey - https://twitter.com/GrenadesW
Shondo - https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Mari Mari Underscore E N - https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN
Lisa - https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa
Purin - https://twitter.com/inukaipurin
Chinchilla - https://twitter.com/natumi_hana
Sawa - https://twitter.com/SourGrapeVA
Sayu - https://twitter.com/sayuokami
Moon Jelly - https://twitter.com/moonjelly0
Super Animal Royale - https://twitter.com/AnimalRoyale
Jigex - https://twitter.com/JigsawExplorer
Aggie - https://puzzle.aggie.io/
Mahjong Soul - https://twitter.com/MahjongSoul_EN
Nanobites - https://twitter.com/Nanobites_
(and You)

▼ PHASE FRIENDS NEWS ▼
Phase Friend Whiskey is streaming https://www.twitch.tv/whiskey_project
Wemi Friend https://www.twitch.tv/xiulanlong is still doing her donothon

Pippa LOVE

why is panko so sex?

>>49343894
What the fuck are you doing?

>>49343898
what a terrifying model

>>49343832
Most (good) vtubers are

Airi...

>>49343808
She's busy being my wife

https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1657415453331841024
I think we have a date range for our wild cards
>This is also your last chance to get a Double Rainbow or Whale badge, sales for those will be CLOSING on 05/20 at 11:59pm PDT
It's either this Sunday or next week or fish is incompetent

I love this Panda

>>49343898
Will you ever get tired of the anti post

>>49343979
what about her?

>>49344026
It's not an anti post. It's a compromise since people were whining about the phase friends being in the OP or not, which will soon not be a thing in a few weeks anyway.

>>49344044
She had another pon moment!

>>49344082
oh, that happens to me all the time.
t. liker

>>49344026
It's his "compromise" for shilling Kirsche every thread.
After Invaders 2 it'll be off topic.

>>49344026
he did once before and moved to /pkg/ for a while to fuck with their OP
this isn't the first time he's messed with the OP for attention

>>49343936
Simulating beastiality without actually commiting it.

How scary is Demonologist?

>>49344208
Depends on if you're a christian or not

>>49344154
So will KKCyber, Haruna and Maple, who should have been replaced in the OP months ago but you all threw autistic fits whenever it got changed.

I think Shiina is misunderstanding why people like hags. It isn't their achy backs

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1657445168704811008?s=20

This is our chance capippis

>>49344026
Phase is pro unity.

>>49344256
There is nothing to fear with god on your side.

>>49344262
So why is it then?

>>49344305
nta but for me it's personality. More relatable than zoomer girls

[Pippa News] She was NOT greeted by colress today

">Lumi telling lies again

LUMI JUST KILLED THE UNICORNS

>>49344374
about?

>>49343932
Have you ever seen any Italian women? They're either amazing or grotesque. And Panko doesn't sound like a moustachioed hunchback.

Offkai

Phase price??

>>49344273
too masculine to do that sorry

>>49344374
Lumi does NOT lie!

>>49344264
you mad?

>Please hold for a couple of minutes
Shiina, I'm already doing that since the stream started.

>>49344389
her not liking girly things

Panko is so fuking precious lads. Thank you for listening.

>>49344305
It's like reunifying with the girl you crushed on in high school

>>49344131
Did your momma use your soft spot as a coaster as child or is this learned stupidity?

>>49344403
That's a fucking ripoff, unbelievable. They didn't even invite kson or purplemee too.

>Grab Colress
>Remove his blue hair thing
>Give him sunglasses
>Remove his labcoat
No fucking way, bros...

>>49344403
Half that. You'd know that if you actually paid attention to anything.
I wonder though. Does that mean that appearance price for the streamer themselves got lowered.

>>49344447
I love her

>>49344403
30

>>49344486
He looks just like me now...

>>49344264
Your oshi is a fat whore and every stream she does is a carbon copy of the previous one.

>>49344514

Did anyone catch what Shiina was whispering at the end? She forgot to mute her mic.

>>49344305
Experienced, unembarrassed, and know what they want. No bullshit. If they want to predate upon you they don't bullshit. If they aren't interested it isn't awkward and gets cleared up quick. Ben Franklin had whole theory about haglove.

>>49344486
Missed
>Inject testosterone on his chin

>>49344543
"Next time it'll be 12 million"

>>49344273
Don't fall for it bros she'll be at home schlicking to your humiliation.

>>49344532
my oshi isn't fat

>>49344486
Big if true.

>>49344486
well he would have to have testosterone for that

PANKO MANKO

>>49344580
What is more humiliating than paying to meet an anime girl?

>>49344403
I was going to say B team, but this is more like the F team jesus who is actually going to pay for that?
forgot haruka even existed honestly, she started that subathon, got way in over her head, and now just barely streams at all
and of course why would you ever want to meet
>don't worry guys zen is definitely a girl
>she just doesn't do handcams...or karaoke...or use a mic, at all...but still definitely a girl

>>49344486

>>49344625

>>49344580
Nice

>>49344625
Panko's rank manko stankos stink stink

>>49344643
Race mixing because your own didn't want you.

>>49344625
>>49344670
proof?

I love Panko, i want to marry her and make her happy.

>>49344581
You're right, she's obese.

>>49344273
what's a shotor

>>49344695
I will sniff.

>>49344543
It just sounded like
>how do so redirect?

>>49344724
I made this post.

>>49344486
that's what happens when you live in a world with no small creatures that do everything for you

>>49344580
Pippa already does that.

>>49344719
Can't you smell it?

>>49344724
>>49344748
Me on my tablet and my phone.

>>49344726
Shota homos of the old republic

>>49344486
TOTAL
CHUUBA
IMPREGNATION

>>49344724
>>49344748
>>49344776
ganbare anon

>>49344776
I envisioned posting this in a dream and also in that dream Panko displayed her tummy to me.

>>49344724
>>49344748
>>49344776
Me and my multiple personalities

>>49344809
I never should've trusted...

>>49344836
>Panko displayed her tummy to me
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

Guys stop hacking my 4chan account and posting my thoughts

[spoilr]Panda Piss[/spoiler]

YOU GOT THE PANDA PISS!

>>49344403
>1 min per guest
>if you want to talk to Haruna, you have to go through the TTS faggot and have to wait for his delayed responses, eating up your time
holy shit

>>49344875
>>49344882
MWAH

isn't this just a ripoff phasmophia?

>>49344082
Can a grown up person overcome the pon brain? She does seem competent in some aspects, so the ethernal "pon" thing doesn't make sense to me.

say something nice about the new Phase Invader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBAtxAAhGzE

>>49344840
all me and my warehouse of smart fridges

>>49344875
Wtf even happened

>>49344875
>messing up on purpose
(You)

>>49344273
>California

the chances of a white person showing up to that con is near 0 you don't have to worry

>>49344906
Its the same game but slightly improved.

>>49344486

>>49344906
Yes. A bad one.

>>49344959
it does seem better...

>>49344913
R

>>49344714
There's one race: the human race.

>https://www.offkaiexpo.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/PC-Unreleased-Meet-Website-Icon3.webp
Moon Jelly is really fucking small

Honestly, Lia should kiss her mom.

>>49344971
it does seem worse...

>>49344906
Yes but it's better.

>>49345024
This but with me instead of Lia

>>49344913
it really is weird how she almost sounds like watame

>>49345021
Actual dwarf. Please understand.

>>49344913

>>49344913
RAPE

>>49345052
This but I travel back in time and am embraced by Lia's mom's cunny and am father to my perfect Lia daughter.

>>49343932
Sir, this is flat bum connect, please delete this blasphemy.

>>49344913
Why do people want to r*pe her? I don't get it.

Honestly, Lia should watch me have passionate sex with a cute pankophile.

Pippa love~!

>>49344273
Easier to just take pics of myself wearing a lab coat drop them in the thread and enjoy my 3 day ban. At least I don't get shot two steps out of the airport this way.

Making kids with panko

>>49344505
>>49344525
>>49344647
>>49344887
$30 is not very expensive? might as well charge $10 damn

>>49345189
Eunuch post

[panko news] she doesn't have mommy milk

>>49345301
Lies.

>>49345197
Pankophiles are the second straightest fanbase after Doremus.

>>49345189
>people
Femanons

>>49344082
>>49344909
It's hilarious.

>>49345301

>>49345021

>>49345322
not for long

>>49344913
built for rape

>>49345264
Yeah, it's not like it's poor people are going to conventions, you are looking at upwards of multiple thousands of dollars depending on where you are coming from.

Will I get banned for reacting with N on Fishman's message?

>>49345398
Only one way to find out ano~on~!!

>>49345313

>>49345353
bro.... don't remind me

>>49345398
if you have to ask you probably shouldn't do it an-non..

>>49345457
I'll do it next time

Cute Panda screams

Will I get banned for overpowering a fishman and fertilizing his roe to ensure a stong generation of virtual cunny?

>>49345468
FUCK YOU! PANKO HAS BIG BUBA!

>>49343673
Phase Friend https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche is streaming
feeling ravenous for the flesh (つω)つ

new sheep

>>49345021
That doesn't look like moon jelly at all.
Why do people keep pushing this?

>>49345477
She's coming back!

>>49345574
because awawawawawawa and she did stuff for a lumi song

>>49345531
fox cute

>>49344273
How does it feel knowing you will never turn a woman on, yet those guys are probably going to make your osho dripping wet

>>49345574
She said she's a "jonger"

Sometimes I wish Lia didn't exist so Panko would have been my oshi instead

>>49345574
https://www.offkaiexpo.com/activities/meet-and-greets/
???? ??????
MOON JELLY
AWAWAWAW
Any copes?

>>49345662
>>49344952

anon, its California. Colress is white and skinny. You can calculate the odds of a cosplaying white twink being there

>>49345706
it's not too late to save your soul

>>49345574
new model retard

>>49345706
If you're wishing for that it probably means Panko is already your oshi.

>>49345767
>39%
jesus christ no wonder it's such a dump

>>49345767
People will be traveling from other places

>>49343793
Love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

Mel nekomata is Phase Friend???

>>49345767
it's gonna be 90% fat mexicans with school labcoats

>>49345767
remember that the white also counts people like: Poles, Irish and Italians. So the number is even lower

Lia should cosplay colress and gor to the meet and greet and see if Pippa figures her out or gets too turned on

>>49346026
Italians are white!

Onrio

>>49346026
>Italians
>Not white

>>49346026
what should it count as white? the English only? why don't you polish your king's scepter then

Seething femanon stealth self-promotion post >>49345351

https://twitter.com/h2osakana/status/1657463292133273601
kek

>wake up
>check my holodex tab I left running
>switch to new shiina stream
>takoyaki handcam, nice
>check new tenma stream
>STILL ON THE FUCKING FROG

I wish panko had been in the collab for this dumb game over shiina

>>49346200
Moron.

>>49346026
all 3 of those are white tho

Licking Panko's non-white nipples!

>>49346204
>that image saves as a .jfif file
wut?

>>49346220
You fool, seeing her get scared alone is way better.

>>49346204
All me

>>49346277
there is a configuration problem on your end.

>>49346204
I don't get it

[Panko news] She's gonna unalive on stream

[Panko status] Panko is going to kill herself live on stream, right now

>>49346200
Are you retarded?

[Tenma status] Cute halloween

>>49346386
>>49346389
LETS GOOOOOOO

>>49346277
you're saving the thumbnail?

>>49346200
Newfriend, Eira is an old gal around here

>>49346200
the absolute state of this general holy fuck
don't post

[Pippa News] She believes that waitresses complement you because they want a bigger tip.

>>49344026
>>49344076
>>49344154
>>49344277
He's very obviously an anti, considering he keeps shilling his "oshis" in a way that gets them exclusively negative attention
But hey, feel free to keep falling for it

>>49346554
She is correct.

>>49346386
>>49346389
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

>>49346554
it's true

>>49346554
>waitresses complement you
But they never do that

>>49346554
She's right. It's a huge bump in tips for them.

>>49346554
yeah, so what?

>>49346386
>>49346389
she is phasing out...

>>49346554
No shit?

>>49346554
How is that news?

>>49346554
"hey sugar" is a move that never fails

Man, Civilization: Beyond Earth was so forgettable, why did they even make it?

>cooking at your computer
Don't eat at your computer anon might have been on to something.

>>49346554
N-news? She said that 2 weeks ago.
...you know now that I think about it I haven't eaten at a place with female waiting staff in like 10 years. For some reason it's always the owner's son or some super classy old guy or something.

>>49346790
I take it you watch Lumi?

>>49346790
People wanted an actual Alpha Centuri successor. So they reskinned civ 5 and made it worse in everyway.

>>49346790
Cheap and soulless attempt to cash in on Alpha Centauri nostalgia

>>49346208
some guy on twitch fought againt that thing and his friend for over 24 hours

>>49346790
Because people asked for SMAC II but the world had moved past SMAC II being possible. If SMAC was made today this thread would just be talking about that 24/7 and every single post would be utterly hysterical.

>we are in panko's pants
WE DID IT

RINGOS IN PANKO'S PANTS

>>49346790
To test a bunch of changes without committing them to the main game.
And to shit on the memory of Alpha Centauri.

[Anon Old News] Anon posts old news acting like it's new news

>>49346997
Alpha Centauri...
>cracks monster
Now that was a game.

>>49346790
is this the one where completing the mech tech tree gave a notification: 'humanity 2.0: legacy versions incompatible'? i liked that joke

[Pippa News] She’s never done her makeup before.

>>49347041
>>49347057
Panko does classic 3d glasses lean in when we're in her pants

>>49346603
I don't believe you.
You sound like an obsessed schizo honestly.

>>49347249
I hope no one is stupid enough to believe this.

>handcam
>wears gloves
Is this bitch dumb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxcOSRThT2o

>>49347249
not news

Phase Friend Chapipi also doing takoyaki handcam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxcOSRThT2o
sadly with gloves

[Pipkin News] She said she liked a "mister medicore" and indicated she wear neither pants nor panties.

>>49347347
>>49347375
This is why she can't be in Phase.

>>49347375
>Gloves
Aviel got her. It's over.

I hope Lia ends the dead hours soon I miss her a lot :(

>>49347390
is pippa live?

>>49347347
>>49347375
she has the stripper gloves like Erina but she said she made them herself
>>49347397
shiina also wore gloves and showed fingers very quickly but heavily covered up

>>49347270
I'm not the one posting the same shit every thread despite everyone telling him to kill himself
Also your anti-posting is obvious as fuck and your gaslighting game is weak

>>49343808
Do not disturb the dragon's slumber or there will be consequences

>>49347454
Yes and Shiina and Erina should be fired.

>>49347474
Still waiting on that schedule

>>49347468
if you want the phase friends situation to be resolved then what is really your idea?
because the poll that asked for change / keep / delete pretty much showed there was still a huge split and nothing could really be agreed upon

>>49347339
What's so unbelievable about it?

>>49347454
Ew, brown

>>49347444
No people are just posting old shit as news.

>>49347468
>I concede

>>49347454
those aren't stripper gloves they're the gloves that workers at a texas bbq use when they're handling meat

>>49347544
anon?

[Pippa News] She secretly wants you to rape her, an-non

>>49347544
*Yellow

[Panko news] Panko can speak Italian

I love cat

>lumi starting to lose the ability to process time
grim

>>49347626
BIG if true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StOwyGnZNgk
in less than 30 min

i give up
i can't figure out the rest of silhouettes
it's has to be gen 3 mixed in

>>49347606
Yeah, mine

>>49347618
>secretly

>>49347436
Lia is doing coffee hand cam in 3 1/2 hours.

Lumi is wife material.

>>49347650
I thought the plushie's eyes were her nipples

>>49347618
Pippa is not sexual or gfe

>>49347661
they say "grande"

>>49347686
at least Lia shows hands

>>49344256
what if I am jewish

>>49347668
They're all new models - the silhouettes can't be connected to anything.

>>49347722
shutup pipper

>>49347745
If you're circumcised you probably wont find it scary

>Double gloves

>>49347719
Now that you mentioned it...

>>49347618
She has to do the brat voice in my ear for about 20 minutes for me to give her that service.

>>49347745
We have a solution

Uruka is sick bear and I am sad.
Go to doctor, bear.

>>49347711
no not really

demonologist is a lot more aesthetically coherent than phasmobia

wow panko is calling me out

>>49347818
again...

>>49347848
Why?

>>49347753
i am looking at their names, anon
nothing that might fit pops up

are you guys extra virgin? haha. don't worry about it

>>49347719
You have no ideas how many times I thought that.

>>49347618
gosh I wish Pippa would ryona me...

>>49347686
Lia will show these ugly hand cowards what time it is.

>>49347887
I would want to be able to leave my wife alone for an hour without worrying she might kill herself by retardedly forgetting to breathe or something

>>49347942
Yeah I am!

Does Pippa genuinely believe she is gfe or is she just trying to protect her viewers from going too schizo?

>>49347618
I want Pippa to quietly ramble about things to me while I fall asleep in her arms.

>>49348075
You should try developing daddy issues instead of mommy issues. Chicks dig it.

>>49262175
I'm legitimately impressed that the Flavrs are still holding high to mid 2view in some cases.

>>49348128
Guys with daddy issues just beat women.

>>49348128
What like wanting to punch my dad in the face?

>live
fuck you it's not live asshole

>>49348128
That's not mommy issues, or any kind of issues, it's just wanting to cuddle and be with a girl you like.

>>49348185
I have learned through my extensive research (watching phase connect) that women want that

>>49348185
>chicks don't dig being beat

just tuned in, has tenma even gotten close to killing this fat fuck in the last 2 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StOwyGnZNgk

>>49348273
lol lmao

>>49348179
Yeah FlaVR is an interesting success story

>>49347739
Lia RAPE

Is that frog thingy actually a hard boss or is Tenma just retard maybe both?

>>49348252
>>49348258
Yes, in the bedroom, not in everyday life

>>49348273
Shes still on the fucking toad?? Holy shit

I hope Lia isnt eepy anymore and her tummy isnt upset

I hope Pippa collabs with wingsofredemption someday.

>>49348352
Proof?

This Panko stream is a lot more entertaining than that one time she played Phasmophobia alone. She has improved a lot since then.

>>49348358
this game is the dark souls of star wars game and the frog is the dark souls of bosses

Anyone got the catbox lumi webm? Starts with umz in the title or something.

>>49348424
shut up

>>49347538
It doesn't need to be "resolved"
The talents themselves don't want to be in the list
There's like, a month left until there's a new OP
I'm unironically a newfag and I can easily comprehend this, how can't you? (hint, because you're an anti)

>>49348391
a boxing match collab?

I hope Lia pours the coffee down her chest

>>49348481
She's going to crawl under his fat rolls and look for hidden treasure

what difficulty is tenma playing on?

>>49348358
if she ever fights the frog duo idk if she will ever beat it

Test

>>49348544
Master i think the one below the hardest.

______________AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stop being mean to my daughter wife.

>>49348573
What did you do to get banned?

>>49348445
niggy you gotta give us a description at least

That boss would be a cake walk, if that ginger boy had a blaster.

>>49348599
I miss sex with Wemi

>>49348625
he could just use force lightning or choke that fucker

I unironically want to eat a broccoli-cheese-tempura flake takoyaki.

>>49347655
>loses track of time
>buys value pack oversized turtlenecks and long sleeve shirts
>starts to gain a massive interest in smut
>rambles about her Chat being hot sharply dressed boys with long fingers and pearly white skin looking at each other longingly while studying
>only showers thrice a month
Bros... They're turning my oshi into a stinky hikki Fujo...

>>49348604
short version of white girls fuck dogs

Post it. You know what I mean.

I can't believe Tenma bought the no-games machine for this

>>49348603
Pic related I guess

How many da michi clips are going to be in phase weekly? How many jong clips?

>>49348710

>>49347655
she's just like me

gorillas are fucking retarded lmao

>>49348678
So and that dude cant even throw his lightsaber?

>>49348725
whens the last time you enjoyed a game anon

>>49348358
The boss is a bunch of one shots with vague dodge windows, really snappy tracking, and bullshit combos. Feel like it was put in the game to be streamer bait.

>Not all gorillas

>>49348730
Sorry, all Shiina and one Pippa, but it isn't her bully grudge.

>>49348796
its an optional early game boss sort of like the horse shit from Elden Ring outside the starting area.

>>49348725
Considering that PC ports nowadays are ridiculously poorly optimized, current new GPUs offer terrible value on both AMD and Nvidia's end (begrudgingly less NVidia because at least their software is good), a PS5 is unfortunately the cheaper solution in some cases.

>>49348710
https://files.catbox.moe/09o5e9.mp4

>>49348847
After that nigger past the poison at the start of ER the horse was a fucking joke

>>49348710

>>49344299
Christians are among some of the most frightened people I've ever met. It's kinda why I stopped being one. The constant paranoia was not good for me. /pcg/'s Christians reaffirmed my decision. I was thinking about going back previously.

>>49348682
>starts to gain a massive interest in smut
>starts to
anon...

>>49348952
What are you supposed to be afraid of? Just say sorry lmao.

>>49348710
https://files.catbox.moe/aff3tu.mp4

[Lumi news] She is the god of rrats

panko is so cute when she goes "wao"

>>49349142
She is even cuter when she asks Why?

Currently downloading that Pokémon game because of the pink slut

Huh, so Shiina raised 17k during her donothon so far and didnt yab? What was so hard about it for Lia to do the same? Likers stop gurgling on semen and explain yourselves. Why are you so poor?

You have eagerly waited all week for it and now it is finally here!
Your favorite show of all time:
Phase Weekly!
This time hosted by fan favorites Iori and Michiru.
Hop in and give them a watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StOwyGnZNgk

>>49349142

>>49349195
Bussy watching Eurovision

>>49349077
nice

>>49349202
i was waiting for you to post it this time

Michi!

Brapkin Brappa

>>49349195
>bgm

Cute panda screams

>>49349190
>raised 17k during her donothon so far and didnt yab
Not if I have anything to say about it

>>49349202
You are too fast...

>>49349263
>bussy
Freudian slip

has this bitch ever made or even seen takoyaki made before?

cute italian screem

Panda piss, directly from the source...

>>49349190
the likers didn't really get anything for their money so they knew they shouldn't waste it

>>49349190
Donothon yabs happen on the final day retard, not based on money

Panko WILL piss in this stream

>>49349190
>paying vtubers

>switches to Genshin as Weekly starts
Yellow woman loves us

>>49349358
BUST A MOVE

>phase weekly
>four (4) other streams happening
I will remember this

>>49349461
I'm not watching either.

>>49349459
*mwah*

>>49349043
Pokemon cards playing cards taro cards cards in general every type of medical technology eyes eyes closed most forms of music etc etc etc
Everything is demons or summons demons or is secretly bad or is openly bad because reasons.
Really it was over for me when I was banned from going to play YGO. Pretty much killed my ability to gain friends when it mattered the most.
Ah well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StOwyGnZNgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StOwyGnZNgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StOwyGnZNgk
Da michi on the telly

Iori jumpscare

Boxed autist and pit deerotic are live

Michuri isn't only grinding eldenring bosses but also phase weeklys

Sleepy michi

It's very early for Michi

wait, the deer speaks English!?

>>49349190
Anon you aren't supposed to use frogs here the jannies will beat you with socks filled with pennies because /qa/ or something

>>49349556
Wow I haven't been keeping up, fishman hired more nip esl's like Tenma?

>>49349663
No. Take your meds you schizo.

>>49349663
yeah, but I wish she wouldn't

>>49349489
They HATE Phase Weekly

cute nigga

>>49349663
Maybe, who knows?

>>49349729
She is white tho

>>49349721
She reminds me of C*co and K*on when she talks...

Panda tears

>>49349177
Which Pokémon game is that, and who is the pink slut?

>>49349190
Hello, yes, liaschizo here to reiterate some of the cogent points of The End of Lia Donothon. The beauty of Lia as I mention during Part 5 is the high concept and meta contextual nature of her production. With Lia we see a realization of story telling and self referential content only capable of someone who has had their mind blasted by degenerate eastern influence since a child. To better understand the events you need to be able to draw connections between the cascading resonance of points both inside and outside of the stream. I think in my ever growing understanding of the situation the insertion point for the "actualization" of the performance begins with the Lia Uke/Seme quiz. This is where Lia's mastery over the scenario takes hold hand crafting a beautiful inverse, double layered experience for the remainder of the donothon from this moment. With the Uke/Seme quiz comes a promise of a batsu and to track the matter a poll for her viewers. We'll only briefly touch on the tell of the initial site not working this helping to further the amateurish nature of the initial stream scuff and lending further strength to the secondary site being a genuine experience. This quiz plays out to Lia being "bottom" aligning with the narrow 52% bottom poll choice. With this comes the "reward" of a Lia batsu that is never really defined or followed through on leaving this experience to manifest as the inversion of Lia on top with the batsu being for chat. Day one and night two passes. Big Day Two launch with ruru collabo giving some of the good stuff. Lia's tenuous schedule and earlier in the week mentioned "femboy collab" is supposed to occur but she is failing to commit to the "Shock Collar YLYL". This is where the meta contextual priming from the previous days begins to play out for Lia's grande finale. Lia needs to "take a break" and in doing so queues up a VOD of the CWC stream. This is Lia's declaration of what she thinks of the kind of people who will be upset with her over what is about to transpire. The "don't stand so close to me" vibe of the timing is perfectly matched to her disapproval of anyone harboring feelings to her being revealed as a CWC level sperg in her eyes. This is where things are prompted to deteriorate by her inclusion of the Male Voice on Stream. This act is supposed to be lieu, metconceptually, of the "femboy collabo" segment which is in and of itself a revisiting of the Aoi on stream deconditioning of "Male presence in Chuuba sphere". There is a self reflective barb in disclosure of the Male identity into the thread /here/ creating a generous target for minimum standard to delude yourself further into thinking you have any chance with Lia if you're in any capacity less than the patsy male Lia has produced to compare yourself to. Male on stream reads from his script going through the motions with the strong ploy of recalling the pre-con Twitter space GFE by mentioning "I was surprised you weren't in cosplay" further subconsciously priming the viewer for the exchange. Things rapidly deteriorate over the call in. This is a critical moment where another emotional depth charge is dropped. The viewer should not feel threatened by this individual and in doing so stands as a mark against ones own character. The controlled demolition of the artificially elevated mood from the heavily broadcasted lolipop ASMR goes off without a hitch. Chat and thread is in shambles.This is where the real event begins.

>>49349550
>banned from playing yu-gi-oh

You don't even realize the bullet you dodged, maybe God is real after all

>>49349756
You remind me of Phase Enemy and infamous anti of all chuubas (may God forgive for muttering this word), Anonymous

P-pippa your semen is so thick and gooey im sorry for spilling some but there is no way i can swallow it in one gulp, please dont rip out another of my teeth im begging you, i learned my lesson i wont make fun of your lis- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGHHHH HA AAAH AAAAAAAAAH FUUCK THat hurt like hell why did you stab me oh God im bleeding out help me oh no oh gosh it wont stop... what are you doing with that scizor Pip- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP SOMEONE ANYONE HELP MEE HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA