/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

kek what a bump-limit-not-reaching bitch of a thread

It's almost time.

>>49090757
Finally a good fucking thread, catalog is so shit right now. Hope LotB is happening soon.

Update on LOTB?

>>49093706
It isn't real

Stack, I love fucking bros

Who cares, wheres boardler

Who cares, where's Mr. LotBANS?

>>49093706
You'll get one later tonight. Can't type it up right now.

Lord of the Board is going to be fucking amazing, bros.

I fucking love Stack, bros.

I want... the LIST

>>49099999
>Quints
Cikeks BTFO

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
the 'SUPER LASER HIATUS' comes to an end
and so too, does SHITPOST SHOWDOWN
the current aim is to START at 10 am central, this SUNDAY, quite a few matches planned, will likely be a long STREAM
the following SUNDAY is day 1 of the 2nd Anniversary, please look forward to that as well

>>49103800
awww yiss, LETS GOOOOO

Oi, don't KWAB yet, I have to type up the Lord of the Board update.

>>49105513
Engaging HYPERKWAB

>>49099999
Witnessed

KWAB D R O P L E T S

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

crab cakes

>>49105513
still no update...

>already midnight
>still no updates

Lord of the Board update time.
Aesthetics are almost completely done, we're finalizing the details on a couple of reps, but all 50 are complete for the most part. Come hell or high water, we'll be finished within 48 hours. After that, I'm going to do a pass of the other details to make sure everything's fine. Exhibition Matches will be finalized by Friday, which means the full card will be completed by Friday.

>When's the event?
This is pending stream issues, schedule conflicts, and other complications, but the current target time is early June for the actual event. We're finalizing certain things like scheduling, which isn't directly in our control, but that timeframe seems pretty likely.
>Commentary?
There will be live commentary and promos between matches, presented by the streamer. Currently the plan is to not have shot-for-shot voice commentary during the tournament matches, but to play music and have text commentary during the first two days. We will ATTEMPT to book live color commentary for one, if not both, of the latter two days. If we can, we'll try to book commentary for all Exhibition matches as well.
>I want to make a promo. You guys got footage or something?
Some unlisted test streams will be done to ensure all settings are good before the actual event. We will be using these test streams to generate footage. You can request footage for us to generate using this form: https://forms.gle/vpu3RVSmFk6hnj879
Another form to submit the promos will open closer to the event.
In case you're wondering about deadlines or not knowing what matches are on the card, all Exhibition Matches will be finalized at least 3 weeks before the event is scheduled.
>Wait, roll that back. You said "first two" and "latter two".
That's right, Lord of the Board will be a 4-day event, spanning 2 weeks. No less than 47 matches of people punching and slamming each other to be the best damn thread on this godforsaken hellscape of a board.

But who cares about all that, let's talk about the Tag Teams.
Given the nature of how few exhibition slots we have to work with, we have opted to not repoll for tag teams. There's enough built stables using the existing submissions to make some good collabs happen. In the future, there may be a mini-event of just tag matches. Or maybe LotB2 will just be tag teams. Who knows?
Anyway, I know a bunch of you are numberfags, so we're gonna book the two most popular threads against each other in a competition for The People's Champion: /lig/ and /pcg/, both of who were requested by 9 other threads each as a tag partner. We're done tabling the discussion on who is the most ubiquitous thread on /vt/, so these two are going to throw down to settle the score or waste 5 hours bickering.

More updates to come in the next couple of days. Keep an ear out and don't KWAB.
I will now take your burning questions about my opinions on tomatoes they're good.

>>49113737
Oh I guess you can ask about the event itself, too.

>>49113737
What is your favorite type of tomato? Or preparation?

>>49113839
I'm a big fan of bolognese sauce.

>>49113737
Wheres Battler

>>49113737
>We will ATTEMPT to book live color commentary for one, if not both, of the latter two days. If we can, we'll try to book commentary for all Exhibition matches as well.
But why

>>49115133
We have a Battler, don'tchu worry your pretty little head, TFRkek.
We couldn't afford the insurance for Battlercell injections, though.

>>49115308
Most of the latter two days will be 1v1s, where commentary has better value and can actually happen. The first two days will have more group matches and won't be able to have any meaningful commentary.

>>49115363
I mean why is it necessary to have mandatory live commentary at all? Just blast Stack songs

>>49115590
Because people asked for it, I don't mind doing it, and your opinion isn't the only one on the site.
The commentary is not mandatory, but people asked for it, so I want to provide if possible.

>>49116398
But the millions of Stack's fans are saying to play songs.

https://poal.me/blnrgn

>>49117189
We're doing both. If you don't like it, there's 4 entire feds that do no commentary and only songs. Go watch one of those.

>>49117401
>there's 4 entire feds
If only other feds were real

>>49099999
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

>>49099999
Stacked get.

>>49117401
but this is advertised as a /hfz/ event and we don't do feds with commentary here

>>49120093
Anon… I think you missed the last thread here >>48870699

where the fuck is The Lock OP?

>>49120821
Tossed away the key.

HOLY SHIT, WHO CARES
WHERE’S KWABLER

YOU COULD BE THE CHEMICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BWOOOOMMMSHSHSHSHHSHS

POMparampamamamapamamappampamapmapampampampampa

>>49120093
I'll do you with commentary.

>>49123660
That commentator? Me

>>49124650
Why does Ci dress up like a kid uoooooooohhhhhhh TuT

>>49124728
How else is a kid supposed to dress?

>>49124995
she is pushing 40

>>49125115
Out of 10.

Board fast
Me no KWAB

>1%
>2%
OH AND A KICKOUT AT 2

It's not over yet

>>49124650
cute and small bump

Imagine nobody wanting to tag with your thread

>>49130655
Couldn’t be me even thought that is me outside of the internet...

>>49130655
Kek what a tag partnerless bitch

>>49099999

>>49099999
DOKI DOKU GETTU GETTU

>>49134075
Why is she so cute, brehs?

The 1-2% is about to pin us clean in the middle of the ring.

>>49137234
Just not possible for >us to generate this kind of heat. The glory days....home.....

AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE OP JUST STARTED STREAM ON TWITCH!!! https://www.twitch.tv/nakiriayame_hololive

>>49138743
>isreal
OPler looking real cute...

>>49138743
Wow, is that a stream from someone on the official /hfz/ based list?

It's me, Maskler!

Accelerate towards kwabbing

>>49143562
why not just bump the thread instead

Here, I'll give you this to not KWAB for a couple of hours.

>>49144238
thanks cat

>>49138743
Cutu Kingu!

LARIAT

ARMBAR

IS IT, COULD IT BE? YES IT IS

EMERALD FLOWSIOOOOOOOOOOON

I think Emerald Flowsion SUCKS

Shouldn't we have the chance of giving feedback about who our rep joins in a tag temp with? Imagine getting paired with whores despite your thread having nothing to do with them just because someone in the Council like her or hate your thread

>>49152189
that was part of the sign up sheet

>>49153335
Yes, but the people who signed up first. Had no way to know with thread were going to join after. Should we message the person who messaged us?

>>49153529
what thread were going to join after*

>>49153529
If you've got second thoughts about your tag partners that you put on the form, and you're a manager, you can shoot a message back to me, yeah.
I didn't really intend to make any tag teams without consulting with the managers, though.

>>49155448
Do you have a list of the confirmed tag teams so far?

Tag kwab

>>49157886
>/hfz/‘s tag move is to suddenly flop on the mat and tap out to thin air, completely stunning our tag partner

>>49156694
Not yet. Still trying to get that done. There's a few I've already confirmed, like Skynet Fight Club and Fame & Fortune, but those were both insta-lock picks. Not having them would be anti-dimes.

*taps*

>>49152189
>Imagine getting paired with whores despite your thread having nothing to do with them
im glad im a /pink/guy who doesnt have to worry about this scenario

>>49161136
/choc/ and /pink/ not teaming to be the based Ice Cream pairing

>>49161535
its the only other colour thread that proved viable but there is not much overlap

>>49161605
Blue and white should combine, it might be enough.

>>49161051
*slaps*

Tag teams are not real

>>49113737
>/lig/ and /pcg/, both of who were requested by 9 other threads each as a tag partner
Interesting, can I ask which threads wanted to team with them or is that secret info?

>>49113737
im curious, what's the percentage of people who went with original thread memes vs just went with their threads chuuba?

>>49169855
Secret desu.

>>49170473
Of 50 Entrants, 50 went with reps that were just a rendition of a chuuba. 3 threads opted to fuse two chuubas together. 4 went for dedicated mascots. The rest threw in something unique, usually a thread meme or spin on the thread theme.

>>49172467
*20 entrants, not 50

i wonder if anybody willingly picked us for tag teaming..

>>49174281
/ybc/ i think

>>49166913
finna slap this dick on your lips

>>49174281
I hear /kwab/ was really adamant about forming a team with us.

IN

lol

OUT

I'll pay you to kwab your next match

>>49183966
you cant pay me enough

>>49183966
I only accept the forbidden payment, though. You can’t possibly acquire a date with OP, so I’m gonna have to bury you in the ring.

>>49184576
>a date with OP
>his first question

>>49185988
why are his hands so big

Well anons, will you say yes?

>>49186539
Forgot the image

>>49186105
All the better to not defend with

THE HEART

THE ABSOLUTE HEART

STOP GETTING PINNED AND FIGHT BACK ALREADY

>>49196427
No...The Sire of KWAB calls my name... I must give in..........

yeah I'm thinking it's over

>Cover gets a new studio
>3D will increase in viability
>HFZ will be real soon, based on the prior two points
Yeah, I’m thinking we’re back.

kwab in 3D

streams?

The King posters have all abandoned us in these trying times. Truly, this is what the Final KWAB (forna de realistic) must be like...

We should merge with fig

>>49199981
/fig/ma balls

>>49199981
I'm going to merge my cock with your ass.

>>49199981
finna merge my semen to your rectal walls mark

>>49200529
>>49200044
>>49200030
Think about it seriously. Whenever there's a HFZ stream and I'm talking about the main show the only one that matters, that's really when this thread is alive and even then it's barely alive. It's so dead we don't even need the hololive wrestling part x anymore. In the streams where do people really go? the 30 usual anons plus however many island chinks who still care about HFZ.

At least if we merge with /fig/ you don't have to resort to ritualposting about Ci or Ayame or the back and forth between kwabsagers and antikwab bumpers, and maybe even get a bump in overall activity.

G-glorious...

>>49200758
We don't do no tag teams here jack.

>>49199181
I haven't, at least! But since I've woken up others have been faster.

>>49201175
This is good news. My day is brighter now.

>>49200758
>Whenever there's a HFZ stream and I'm talking about the main show the only one that matters
I like all the feds.
>It's so dead we don't even need the hololive wrestling part x anymore.
I like the hololive wrestling part x threads.
>the 30 usual anons plus however many island chinks who still care about HFZ.
I like the usual anons and the island chinks.
>At least if we merge with /fig/ you don't have to resort to ritualposting about Ci or Ayame or the back and forth between kwabsagers and antikwab bumpers
I like posting about Ci, Ayame and kwabbing.

>>49201450
I made this post.

>>49201175
Cute Ayameposter

I fucking hate Ayame so fucking much and I hate every single person who posts her so much more

I HATE AYAME POSTERS AND AYAME MAINS SO MUCH ITS UNREAL

>>49203120
>>49203115
ayamehatemind

>>49203120
I main Ayame in Idol Showdown and in bed

Lord of the job.

>>49205620
So cute...

>>49205620
Me in the

>>49207265
In the what?

we combining with /fig/?

are we gattai-ing with each other?

>>49207265
>>49209218
The world may never know...

I accidentally the whole thread

crab

>>49209311
isn't common for those type of games to be forgotten in a few weeks? I don't think fig anons can keep with the autism

>>49209311
no

>>49200758
>>49209311
No we can’t merge, The problem is the discussion topics are too much different between thread. Here’s at /hfz/ we discuss lore, A.I.tech and rigging, modding artistic, promo and such, hell we even discuss Divegrass because it’s A.I. vs A.I. base. But /fig/ is human vs human, They discuss combos and strategies to be the best, It’s too much differences. The same thing with /swarm/ and /lig/, Just because Neuro/Vedal is indie, doesn’t mean you can merge them together.

counting to……

/hfz/ merge with /kwab/ when?

die

>>49213512
Cute ESL Ayameposter

>>49213512
but no one has ever tried to merge Neuro with Vedal, who knows what beibg could emerge from this unhily union

>>49220887
>>49223663
Me

>>49225851
No, that's King Ayame.

Breeding Ayameposters

>>49216087
NOW
*dies on (You)*

>>49228085
lewd

Hol up.

is this the Ayame thread?

>>49186594
YAOI HANDS

>kwab

>>49235973
Of course!

Early into the ring

There has been 0 discussion in the last 20 posts.

>>49243109
ok, what rivalries do you want to see in LotB

>>49243730
I don't want to discuss that

>>49243109
Then tell me what your opinion is on modding CAWs versus vanilla CAW manipulation, and how each can play factor for the multiverse and its various settings.

What do you think of the feds, what are their strengths and weaknessess, and what would you like to see from them in the future?
>HFZ
>DARK
>CoC
>WDC
>CBT

>>49245837
>>1/2
>HFZ
Obviously has the magic, so it’ll always be the mainshow. Not having a prevailing narrative makes it sporadic and fun, and the jank kino always seems to liven up even serious times. OP will never escape the wage cage, however...
>DARK
A hurricane of tomfoolery and serious lorebits, starring the fans and their many wars against each other (a FUCKING deadbeat), but ultimately embodying camaraderie. The spacing on hiatuses (THE SUPER LASER HIATUS) has led to some infrequency, and the lore can be lost easily, but it’s definitely more event packed and has a broad range of faces that make guest appearances, which simply isn’t possible on mainshow. Dorkchama will never escape the wagecage, either.
>CoC(k)
I rather enjoy the feel of a connected-disjointed fed which features some familiar faces and styles, but is ultimately committed to its own theme and has dedicated CAW work. Mind you, the others aforementioned do as well, although CoC(k) has a certain backyard SOVL to it that embodies the indie scene, with some corpo elements tied in, thus creating a stronger sense of personal expression than normal. The cards can be a bit hectic, but it also features multiple events and FPVs, completing the circle as a nice addition which can be chaotic as all hell. CoC(k)chama will also never escape the wage cage...

Whoopsie, one moment as I unfuck that post apocalypse I’ve just made.

>>49245837
>HFZ
The OG. Rest of the feds should take more notes. Its strength is in its consistant style and presentation, and good storytelling through match cards alone, weakness would be lack of streams, and lack of lore. HFZ is at its peak when there's even one or two lore scenes in a show. In the future I'd like to see more lore, and maybe title unification between 2k20, 22, and 23 to see who's really the strongest champion. Keep it coming, OP.
>Dark
The wannabe. Props for holding things down when HFZ's not around, come a long way from Naked Guys Wrestling. The strengths of Dark lie in its lore, but is weak in its show scheduling, and match cards at times. While the lore is nice, writing could use some work too. I'd like to see more consistant scheduling if Dark ever actually comes back (hasn't it been gone for over a month already?)
>CoC(K)
The rising star. While HFZ shines in its lore, and Dark has brought lore-a-plenty, I think CoC outshines both of them in this department, it's core strength. On the flipside, CoC could stand to take notes from HFZ and even Dark on match cards. High potential here.
Haven't watched enough WDC or CBT to comment.

>>49245837
>HFZ
Obviously has the magic, so it’ll always be the mainshow. Not having a prevailing narrative makes it sporadic and fun, and the jank kino always seems to liven up even serious times. OP will never escape the wage cage, however...
>DARK
A hurricane of tomfoolery and serious lorebits, starring the fans and their many wars against each other (a FUCKING deadbeat), but ultimately embodying camaraderie. The spacing on hiatuses (THE SUPER LASER HIATUS) has led to some infrequency, and the lore can be lost easily, but it’s definitely more event packed and has a broad range of faces that make guest appearances, which simply isn’t possible on mainshow. Dorkchama will never escape the wagecage, either.
>CoC(k)
I rather enjoy the feel of a connected-disjointed fed which features some familiar faces and styles, but is ultimately committed to its own theme and has dedicated CAW work. Mind you, the others aforementioned do as well, although CoC(k) has a certain backyard SOVL to it that embodies the indie scene, with some corpo elements tied in, thus creating a stronger sense of personal expression than normal. The cards can be a bit hectic, but it also features multiple events and FPVs, completing the circle as a nice addition which can be chaotic as all hell. CoC(k)chama will also never escape the wage cage...
>WDC
While I am not well-versed enough to give nuanced points on WDC’s intricacies, especially considering I need to do catch up still, I still find it to be pleasant. My main opinion on this fed is that I love Nui, and that’s a fact. Hoping to furnish my mind with information as to its depth more often, and soon. WDCOP will (also) never escape the wage cage...
>CBT
The Koops has managed to bring together a cluster of chuubers that breathe life into her fed, and that’s rather unique here, the other example being solely Mikoler who can do the same. It has the swagger of its own style mixed with Stack LOVE, and is commentated, to boot. Kwappi’s cage is not really the same, but...for good measure, she’ll never escape the wage cage, either.
>Summary
All in all, I’d like to see some FACKIN STREAMS. SCORE SOME FACKIN STREAMS. Jests aside, I believe they all have their heads on straight, but this is really their only weakness as a whole. More FPVs (especially from OPler) would be great, but I’m just glad to be an /hfz/head.

Time for a Lord of the Board update. Tonight's update is about Tag Teams.

Threads that, under current listings, cannot form a tag team due to none of their provided threads listing them back (or not listing any threads):
>/hlgg/, /aa+corpo/, 星街すいせい, /uoh/, /choc/, /eien/, /grave/, /pkg/, /wg/, Anya-Petra Global, Haachama World, Himemori Luna, /asp/, /nade/, /pink/, /VOMS++/, /warkop/, /savior/

Threads that have empty slots (due to not filling them in, or their filled slots being emptied due to a thread's non-entry):
>5 slots empty - /choc/, /pkg/, /wg/, /savior/
>4 slots empty - /hag/, /who/, /nijiEN/, 星街すいせい, /dsw/, /nenmen/, /wawa/, /nade/,
>3 slots empty - /lig/, /hfz/, /aa+corpo/, /vtwbg/, /unou/
>2 slots empty - /pcg/, /wvt/, /HiRyS/, /#/, /pyon/, /vtai/, /doog/, /fvr/, /rrat/, /wAIfu/, /grave/, /jidf/
>1 slot empty - /swarm/, /vrt/, /nasfaqg/, /eien/, Haachama World, Himemori Luna, /asp/

Threads that are disqualified from being in a Tag Match due to already having an Exhibition Match scheduled:
>/unou/, /hfz/, /vtwbg/, /lig/, /pcg/, /vtai/, /wAIfu/, /swarm/, /uoh/, /ltg/, /hag/, /nijiEN/, Anya-Petra Global, /vrt/, /tsunX/, /#/, /nasfaqg/

Starting tonight, we will be getting in contact with managers that do have valid potential tags. If you have empty slots, you are free to contact Lord of the Board management (using the same method they contacted you) and request that the slots be filled. Otherwise, you will be asked if you want to fill the empty slots when we contact you to confirm existing tags.
Keep in mind that forming a tag team isn't mandatory, and there likely will only be a couple more tag matches on the card. If you're not able to form one this time, or you don't feel like it, that's fine.

>>49248990
Tag bros..

>>49248990
So many lonely threads :(

>>49248990
>/hlgg/, /aa+corpo/, 星街すいせい, /uoh/, /choc/, /eien/, /grave/, /pkg/, /wg/, Anya-Petra Global, Haachama World, Himemori Luna, /asp/, /nade/, /pink/, /VOMS++/, /warkop/, /savior/
KEK WHAT A FRIENDLESS TAGLESS BITCH

>>49248990
I don't understand any of this shit grug explanation please who has who as partners?

>>49248990
All the lonely threads, where do they all belong...?

No kwab

>>49256168
good

>>49252341
Not confirmed yet.
When managers filled out the form to enter, they were able to list up to 5 threads they wanted to tag with. In order for a tag team to be formed, two threads have to list each other as potential partners.
So, for example, if somebody lists /#/, but /#/ doesn't list them, no tag team is formed.

Grug think he have friends, but friends have more important friends than Grug. This make Grug sad.

please... just a crumb of streams...

>>49258967
DARK on Sunday..?

>>49258967
OP will tweet in 10 hours

There shall be no streams. You will enjoy this lapse in stream-related material. You are happy, and you will not ask about the whereabouts of those you once called “OP” or those which followed.
Comply.
Comply.
Comply.

>OP VILL never stream
>Dark VILL never be canon
>Battler VILL believe in magic
>Risu VILL be a jobber
>Mori VILL be dad
>Ayame VILL cause a "WHORE" spam
>Coco VILL continue to appear in ze promos
>Lord of the Board VILL be streamed with commentary
>Emotes VILL be used
>/hfz/ VILL lose at VTL5
>/hfz/ VILL merge with /fig/

Zey VILL KWAB
Und zey VILL be happy

>>49248990
I thought Anya-Petra and TsunX was a go? Or are we never allowed tag team bc of the exhibition match with nijiEN

>>49261882
see
>>/vt/thread/S48324780#p48433271

>>49261882
>>49261964
I think the idea is that each thread can only make 1 appearance in exhibitions so that as many reps as possible can get the opportunity to shine. Both Anya-Petra and /tsunx/ have exhibition matches booked already, so they are out of exhibition match slots and can't tag with each other.

>>49262162
Yeah that makes sense, but it is kind of retarded to be listed as forever alone thread and disqualified at the same time.

>>49263000
>he doesn’t want to be on the forever alone list
If only Watamage were still with us, the iceberg would do well to have that added on.

>>49262162
>>49261882
We're trying to make sure everyone gets a shot in the exhibitions, so we're not doing any double-booking there. There should be enough kino to go around for the first event.

>>49248990
>>/hlgg/, /aa+corpo/, 星街すいせい, /uoh/, /choc/, /eien/, /grave/, /pkg/, /wg/, Anya-Petra Global, Haachama World, Himemori Luna, /asp/, /nade/, /pink/, /VOMS++/, /warkop/, /savior/

>/aa-corpo/ & /eien/ are the perfect underdog duo and showcase the variety of smaller corps
DID NOT PICK ONE ANOTHER
>/choc/ & /pink/, the best ice cream flavours and specalised threads for select themes. Cali may be /pink/ but spirtually she is /choc/
DID NOT PICK ONE ANOTHER

For shame...

>>49248990
>None of the Niji threads listed /choc/ as a potential tag partner

>>49264097
>>/choc/ & /pink/, the best ice cream flavours and specalised threads for select themes. Cali may be /pink/ but spirtually she is /choc/
>DID NOT PICK ONE ANOTHER
/pink/ only entered after /choc/ was already in. A lot of this probably comes down to submitters not wanting to waste one of their five tag team slots on a thread that might not even join LotB.

>>49248990
>/hlgg/, arguably the reason why this board even exists, has had zero (0) (none) (zip) (zilch) threads interested in teaming up with them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49265490
Weren’t they a twilight submission, like THE very last one (or close to it)?

>>49265565
The main event is always the last after all.

>>49265490
A lot of threads could list /hlgg/ (even if they didn't sign up late), but often there's 5 other more relevant threads which means there is no slot left

>>49209311
if /fig/ decides to join LOTB, will you let them in?

>>49266285
If they sign up while signups are open they could join.

>>49266363
Time travel bros, it's our time

>>49267090
I'm sure LotB 2 is real soon

>>49269490
LotB 1 would have to be real for that to happen, though.

https://twitter.com/HoloFightZ/status/1657000958180696064

>>49248990
>slots
So each rep has to have 5 tag teams?

>>49270715
Lets fucking gooooooo

>>49270715
REAL

>>49270715
LOCKed in

>>49270715
keyed

>>49270982
No, locked.

>>49270715
It's time.
are Red Light Color and Blue deadbeats?

>>49270715
>OP more interested in streaming a playthrough than just letting AI vs. AI duke it out
what next OP? You'll get a vtuber avatar?

my cock is locked

>>49252341
The AI threads already have a three way tag team, and a scheduled match.

>>49273357
Cages are for wrestling, though.

I only like Ayame fanart if it features her having pubes.

I only like Ayame art when I'm not seeing it.

>>49277137
You sound like a blind man

>>49282304
C-cute...

WHERE ARE THE STREAMS

>>49286257
Right here.

anyone knows the font used?

>>49288210
Ci streams right into my mouth

>>49287887
Sleep well king

>>49288210
Close your legs, Ci!

>>49292158
That would ruin the stream.

>>49295804
That’s a rather fit Twappi you’ve got there

Name these bands.

>>49300642
>/jidf/ and /ppg+/
Str8 2 Da Bank

>>49300642
well I mean, councilrys is right there, but if you want a fancy name for it I can try to think of one

Lock bros we hype for tomorrow?

>>49300642
>/koopa/ + /nina/
Gorls FC

>>49305425
I’m ready
t. Lockhead

die

>>49313220
Nyo

>>49090757
bump

Don’t believe LotBOP’s lies, not a single thread choose to write “/hfz/“ in the potential tag team field. He had to scramble to rig it so OPler wouldn’t cry when he read the update. This truth was revealed to me by the Spirit Eagle.

>>49314452
/hfz/keks... say its not true...

>>49315598
>>49314452
Can confirm because I'm helping out with production. LotBOP on the other hand was kek crying like a battler bitch when he saw no one wrote down /hfz/ for tag partner.

SHUT UP MULTIPLE THREADS ALREADY TALKED ABOUT WANTING TO TAG TEAM WITH /HFZ/

Psst, all the OPs are asleep, start the ritual to revive Shooto.

bump

>>49314452
>not a single thread choose to write “/hfz/“ in the potential tag team field
That's not true. Since /hfz/ is a fellow AI thread, I was obligated to write them in as the lowest priority tag partner.

>>49314452
Wait… I thought LotBOP and OP are the same person???

>>49321494

>>49321494
Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time before? I didn’t think so...

>>49321494
all feds are run by a single man(woman) that's why when all the new ones like dark, coc and cbt showed up holofightz went into hiatus

>>49305425
Of course

Job of the board.

i just realized i never mentioned a time, so let me say it now, HFZ DARK if - SHITPOST SHOWDOWN IX: Anniversary Advent will be at 10 AM Central tomorrow.

>>49326223
or 28 hours from now, in otherwords

>>49326223
Where did you acquire that image of me?

>>49321179
show me your slit neuro chan

You say OP is streaming in an hour and a half? Can you prove it?

>>49329340
*zip*

>>49289438
ples respondes

>no anchor
It's over

15 bings

>>49331537
its a lock stream not a regular stream

When is Ayame getting her storymode playthrough?

>>49332819
diva run

why does The Lock look like she's about to break into your car

>>49333437
el negro of japan, prease undasta

it's almost time

chosenGODS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How many of these guys are actual wrestlers in WWE employed right now? They all look like CAWs.

>>49337513
I think El Ordinario(Sami), Orton and Breakker (also Drew) are the only real wrestlers that showed up

>>49337513
It's about half and half. A lot of CAW jobbers filling the ranks.

Kino lock stream

>>49337513
Slade, Tavish, Chosen, El Mago Jr, Cole Quinn, Hector Flores, and Chase are all 2k originals. Unless I missed one, everyone else that showed up on today's stream is an active/previous WWE talent.

I LOVE THE KOCK BROS

>>49347458 (me)
*LOCK

>>49347522
Sure.

>>49347458
We know

did the lock stream happen? i was at work and there's no VOD

>>49353878
Yes. It was pretty keyed.

>>49354021
No, locked.

Thank you for the stream, OP!

>>49353878
OP hasn't set up the VOD yet.

>>49355396
>OP forgor

man he must have been in a hurry

>310, page 10
And now, we all perish in a KWAB fireball.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it's over

I have an announcement to make. LotBOP is a shitter who cannot escape me forever, he can suck my fucking dick. Also LotBOP is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

See you next thread!