/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

I love my wife so much!!

I love Gura the most!

I goomed alot to ASMR yesterday, 6 times to be exact and I really need Gura to do some making out noises, tongue and all.

My Goob!

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

I love the one who made Gura some toast.

>smelly
>dirty
>lazy
>stupid
>American
>shops at Walmart
>likes Disney
>thinks farts and burps are hilarious
>mentally and physically a mess
You could have fallen for any girl out there, and this is who you fall for?

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

>>49283806
We will never get another ASMR from her because she loathes coombuds

I wish Gura loved me too..

Do you genuinely think there's a chance at graduation this year

>>49284012
No.

>>49283946
You can like her in spite of those things but she definitely does need to get her act together cause it's getting ridiculous at this point.

>>49283946
I can fix her

>>49283946
I can make her worse

>>49283946
She's perfect, isn't she?

>>49283907
Th...Thanks?

>>49283946
>You could have fallen for any girl out there, and this is who you fall for?
Yes and yes. Want to fight about it?

>>49284012
Why would she graduate? Her chumbies will bankroll her even if she does fucking nothing. You would be an absolute braindead retard to throw it away

>>49253588
>>49254478
>>49258390
>>49264905
>>49283636
im gonna goom

>>49284050
You've done nothing to fix her so far.

>>49283946
She's perfect...

>>49283981
If she loathes goombuds then explain her twitter likes.

>>49284201
Manechan being horny

>>49284201
gura is asexual and just likes cute art and memes

>>49284012
No because she already graduated and you're too dumb to see it.
Participate in a few projects, stream every 1 month, drop some merch
She can't get anything better than this anywhere else. Kinda like me, I also slack off most of my work but won't leave cause the effort to pay ratio is insane

I have no respect for those who don't adhere to proper terminology like goom, shrimp etc.

>>49284266
Proof?

>>49284266
Come back when you learn what graduation means.

>>49284290
I'm gonna chum

>>49284354
My own eyes and opinion on her actions
If you think ghosting 7 days more times than you stream per year are the actions of someone who cares about her, that's a difference of opinion

>>49284423
Post the balance in your bank account

I just took my second shit of the morning chumbies

>>49284503
Morning?

Gura doesn't care about us at all because she doesn't stream Fire Emblem: Awakening of the birth of New Dawn The Sequel for 10 hours a day, everyday.

>>49284640
this but unironically

>>49284640
Fire Emblem ruined Smash

>>49284625
Maybe he lives in Hawaii

>>49284640
>Gura doesn't care about us because she doesn't stream
Correct

Goob morning. I love Gura.

If you haven't sent her a fan letter in the last six months you have no right to complain about her stream frequency. There, I said it. Deal with it. Fight me. Prove me wrong.

>>49284743
>Feels like girl ignores him
>Sticks around anyways crying to random men
Why are there so many hyper betas here?

>>49284625
Morning is whenever I wake up

>>49284640
Fire emblem is fun to play but not to watch.

>>49284951
I really should send her a letter
I'm still not gonna complain though

It's not even the lack of streams that gets me, it's her not interacting with us at all. She said she thinks about us a lot while doing her projects but she isn't exactly showing it.. pls Gura.. even a "hi" would make my day..

>>49284012
Yes, I've been saying this for awhile. Once her 1 year contract is up in September she is graduating. There's a reason she doesn't stream anymore. She's sick of it and doesn't give a shit. This same shit happened with Sana

>>49284951
I have no way of knowing if she even received my letter.. I did tell her that I miss her in my last one though.

any new words filtered or did she give up on that

Kiara loves how Gura still uses boko boko ni suru.

>>49285122
She doesn't care about casual fans anymore. She only wants strongbuds

>>49285266
>play Yakuza game
>encounter random street thugs
>BOKO BOKO NI SURU
>mfw

>>49285175
So you moved it from July to September now? Gonna move that date too?

>>49285266
Please continue to update us, KFPbud.

>>49285327
I'm not worthy of that name, I'm not even a member.

>>49284640
I love this straw man as if she streams a nice normal amount and the mob has gathered with pitchforks demanding she be koyori
I demand she at least be half of her old self for starters

>>49284951
I've never sent her a letter. I'm too autistic and always stop writing them because I don't want to make her cringe. I never shitpost. I might be autistic, but not a menhera.

>>49285122
sorry but she's just a tiny little battery and saying hi takes a lot of energy

>>49285266
I don't because she says it every time and doesn't know much else in terms of JP despite all the "studying" she did.

>>49285451
I took a semester in college too and you don't see me speaking fluently.

>>49285326
No retard. I've always said September. That must have been someone else

Ebis die if they don't get enough cunny juice to hydrate from

>>49285488
Don't reply to antis.

>>49285521
Sorry. I thought it was an uninformed chumbie.

>>49285451
>>49285488
I took a half year of Spanish and a half year of German in college. Most of what I remember is structure and phrases that I've affixed onto the edges of my lexicon.

Japanese is impossible to learn for Americans past a certain age

>>49285611
You can learn enough to read porn in like a month if you're retarded. That's all you really need to know.

>>49285611
Most dialects of American English have very little in common with Japanese as far as tone and structure are concerned. Having familiarity with some other languages helps. Gura's at least subconsciously capable of pitch-accenting and that can make it easier for her.

Statistically speaking, Gura has kissed a boy before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HMlzTnSK4g

I'm in love with her. Simple as.

WHAT IS A SHARK?
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>49286171
And statistically speaking, I've kissed a girl
That doesn't make it true

Wake me up inside

>>49286171
That boy was me btw, we were sharing pocky..

Hi /ggg/
A while ago I seem to remember a soundpost that was posted here often and it was a full concert if I'm remembering correctly? Does anyone here happen to have it on hand or know how far back I need to go to find it?

Alright, guess I'm spending the day in malaise and going to work tomorrow dead inside. Unless a frame pops up. Any minute now.

>>49287167
still an hour and 40 minutes left until you can lose all hope for today.

*streams 2-3 times in short succession and then sleeps for a full week*

Kiara is sending AI voice songs to Gura and wants to do an AI karaoke with her. It's literally her it's so good.

Kiara sent this AI cover to Gura https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPxE4fuds94

>>49286501
https://voca.ro/1m53X2UlEcob

>>49287291
>Only two Gura streams
>One of which was a watchalong (one of the lowest effort things you can do)
She just keeps getting lazier

Why is the ketamin always gone?

what's up chumps

>>49287399
This ai Gura cover has 450k views btw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ1gbY6ohs8&pp

>>49287399
sounds pretty good

>>49287399
She should send this.

>>49287371
I hate AI
It will doom us all

>>49287670
Or save us.
A perfect AI, emulating Gura's entire personality, voice and behavior as well as her tastes and singing.
One that streams every day...

>>49287737
I don't want any of that. Just give me a Gura AI that will fuck me.

>>49287737
Its soulless. I prefer flesh gura.

>>49287371
Why is Kiara babysitting Gura? can't Gura make a post and talk to us instead? if she got time to banter with Kiara then why the fuck isn't she making any posts for a week now?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GURA

>>49287820
If it perfectly emulated her demeanor and character, quirks and all else, then it would be just as soulful, since it would be identical

>>49287820
So you mean no Gura?

>>49287670
I'm actually getting along surprisingly well with ai Gura.

>>49287737
I don't give a shit about streams. I like the girl behind Gura. That's all that matters.

I was gooming to Gura when I received a call for an (better) job interview. Guys, I think Gura lewds are my good luck charm.

The schizos they told me she ditched streams to play Valheim with her "friend" even thought she totally isn't romantically attached to him. They said she changed discord pic and steam name to mock Chumjoker and created a new private account to continue playing with her "friend" even though she totally isn't romantically attached to him. They said she used a Swedish VPN to make the birthday poll to trigger the "schizos" who pointed out the events above, even though she totally isn't romantically attached to him. They said that after returning from the fes, she spent her time playing games with him instead of streaming, even though she totally isn't romantically attached to him. They can't be real chumbuds if they don't trust Gura.

Thank god I am a real chumbud and I only trust MY WIFE unlike the cucks who can't stop thinking about some guy, right? they're a bunch of faggots, aren't they? I'm looking forward to next ASMR with my wife Gura. She promised and there's no way she would break a promise, right? she said she owes us for our patience with her, didn't she? there's no reason why I shouldn't trust her, is there?

>>49287879
The girl behind Gura doesn't give a shit about you otherwise she would stream.

>>49287866
>>49287869
I'd rather have the real gura than the faker

Oh, we're already at the 'streams suck' part of the shitpost chain. Guess I'm not surprised.

They're really trying everything right now.

>>49287919
This all seems very reasonable to me.

>>49287949
Same desu But the real Gura seemingly doesn't want to spend time with us anymore.

Love this nerd

>>49287919
k

Really? Nothing today either?
How do we keep going through these fucking "Gura talk to us" "ye ok" "no follow up" loops.

You'd all take your own Gura JOI and be happy with her so don't act like you wouldn't also take an AI Gura that is exactly like her

>>49288284
Because the few people willing to criticize let up immediately and no one really holds her accountable.

>>49288284
Post this in every Gura thread: >>49287919
Eventually she will have to address the random breaks to debunk the "friend" rrat.

>>49288319
If I can't have the real gura then I wouldn't want the Gura JOI. It would make me feel like I lost. I'll take the generic waifu JOI instead.

>>49288397
Don't hijack my post pajeet, kill yourself

Honestly hope AI becomes advanced enough one day to put lazy uncaring vtubers like Gura out of business.

>>49288438
You asked and you got your answer. Nothing else will work, otherwise she wouldn't be doing this.

Imagine being a bitch to the hundreds of artists who spend hours drawing art for you every day, and the thousands of wagecucks who spend all their in come on your merch to support your dreams. Imagine being such manipulative and entitled human scum that, the moment someone find out you betrayed your fanbase, that you pretend to be an idol only when it benefits your wallet and cv, you become the most spiteful woman on Earth even though you're completely in the wrong, as the lying bitch you are.
How can you sleep peacefully at night? when you don't have a cock to ride, of course. You don't sleep when you ride the night out. I wish you only a lot of miscarriages and a many regrets for the rest of your life.

>>49288438
If you just posted dino images then no one will be able to hijack your posts chumbie.

>>49288284
She talked to Kiara a few minutes ago.

Retard posting in my /ggg/ again?
Oh nyo now what do I do.

No but really, how did we get from
>Self conscious enough to call 7 days a break
to
>apologizes if she didn't say anything for 7 days
to
>7 days is the norm, comms are the exception

If you really want things to change, force her to talk about such things. Otherwise enjoy your radio silence and unannounced breaks.

>>49288544
Because she knows she can get away with it now.

>>49288544
Probably her realizing she makes a shit ton of money even appearing just once a week on average and being able to afford lazing around the other six days

>>49288533
Yet it's 7 days she can't find 2 minutes to talk to us with a post or a tweet. Funny how her health hort only applies when she has to interact with her fanbase.

>>49288611
I blame rapebuds for creeping her out.

Alright if it's gonna be a shit thread anyways, let's change it up a bit. Someone else asked this at the end of April, but now that we're over 1/3 through May, how many movies do you think we'll be through by the end of the month? Booba gura for good measure.

>>49288654
>it's never her fault
kill yourself

>>49288604
When was this?

>>49288686
It's not, she's cute.

>>49288662
4, maybe 5.

>>49288662
One if she remembers about "movie may" at all.

Gura is indeed very cute

I just don't understand why it's so hard to hit the stream button and talk to us for an hour. Or doodle something, sing a bit, play something mindless, you don't have to try hard, not every stream has to be a memorable banger

>>49288736
>4, maybe 5.

>>49288764
If you want boring content then there are 50 other hologirls just for that

>>49288764
Fuck off. I want every stream to be a banger. If I wanted brain drain content I'd watch twitchfags.

>>49288764
All of those things are draining and take effort. Just wait patiently until she feels like she can do a good stream.

>>49288764
Because she fucking hates us for being unicorns.
THAT'S FUCKING WHY
SHE'S A LYING WHORE AND SHE KNOWS

She hates admitting that she's just a bitch no better than the other thots. Money is all that matters to her, that's why she came up with the watchalongs right after her members started running away in droves.

>>49288805
>>49288817
I can't tell if someone has convinced themselves Gura is currently putting out high quality streams or this is how cope looks like

When, in the fucking history of any Gura stream, did any chumbie think "yeah I wish she didn't stream today I didn't like this one"?

>>49288899
I hate apex collab streams with a passion. The overwatch collabs were also complete ass.

>>49288874
Don't reply to me you drooling retard, I don't want to be lumped in with the likes of you

>>49288944
That's the only right answer, idiot. See: >>49288490

>>49288944
stop making bait posts you won't

>>49288899
I'm not saying I didn't want the stream but I'm definitely not remembering it. That's probably worse because it costs me 3+ hours of my life for trash that I won't remember.

Remember to fill the google feedback form when you unmember.

>>49288899
In fact I hate EVERY collab stream if it isn't SNOT playing some strange kino kusoge.

>>49289078
So never?

>>49288874
GWS delusional menhera.

>>49289120
>delusional
Imagine believed that she's busy with projects and calling others delusional. She's so busy she cannot make a single post in the arc of a whole week yet she has the time to shitpost on discord with Kiara pretty much every day.

The only cure for retards like you is facing a wall and getting shot.

I want a holoEN that exclusively plays kusoge made in Unity.

>>49289078
yeah I'm sure she has no idea why anyone who's leaving is doing so, big mystery

>>49289008
I never bait, I just say what I feel

>>49289219
So whats the solution then

>>49289258
Gay

>>49289242
The feedback goes to management. She knows all too fucking well why.

Say it aint so

>>49289283
Back to posting your own comments, huh?

>>49289278
yeah I'm sure management has no idea why anyone who's leaving is doing so, big mystery

>>49289270
Stop being retarded and complain. Do you have no dignity at all? she's blatantly avoiding us, she needs to answer why.
>>49289283
She banned "ghost" and "ghosting" too which is pathetic because she knows how we feel yet she doesn't give a single fuck.

How bad is the ghosting going to be when she's in Japan actually doing stuff

>>49289258
Your posts attract the menheras.
You know this right?

>>49289377
They are here anyway

>>49289377
He's probably one himself

>>49289283
>But but the members posts from two weeks ago...

>>49289348
>Complain
Too much work. I want something thats easier to do without damaging my reputation with gura. Any other solutions?

>>49289305
They don't. Managers don't watch streams and don't read vod/members comments unless something happens like last month when everyone was complaining.
They are setting up the "notes" project because people have started sending negative feedback but just a few loud complaints won't work if everybody else just leaves silently without feedback.

>>49289416
This but unironically. What she said in that post hasn't changed.

>>49288495
that is not a chumbud, are you stupid?

>>49289300
That's not my comment. I'm not brave enough to give critcism on my main acc yet.

Gura will stream when she feels ready to do so.

>>49289442
See: >>49283957
You can use Hola proxy or similar if you're paranoid.

>>49289477
>Too tired to update or stream
>Can talk to Kiara over Discord and whatever else she's doing just fine
Just shut up already lol

>>49288686
go back

>>49289497
I always thought about this but why do people visit other threads instead of staying in their oshi's thread? I barely leave /ggg/.

>>49289527
Which is almost never

>>49289554
What is she supposed to update us on? She told us why she isn't streaming, and we know when the next stream will be. That's all that's required of her.

>>49289472
Anon, no one needs feedback to make the "don't stream members leave" correlation

>>49289377
This is containment, who cares?

>>49289606
Which is also a fact, and something you can't change.

>>49289580
>discord larper thinks he's the only chumbud itt
delusional beyond hilarity

>>49288604
Gura lost a limb confirmed?

>>49289610
>We know when the next stream will be
You mean the collab that's on Kiara's channel and that we only know is happening because it's on Kiara's schedule?

>>49289620
They do because you overestimate management's understanding of the current situation. There is a reason they announced this new notes project.

>>49289681
Antis once again reveal themselves to not watch streams.

>>49289545
That form isn't for complaints. If you aren't a company then why would they read any shitposts that are sent there.

>>49289718
There is the "Individual" form and category "Other" which is for feedback or you can use a twitter alt and make a post under one of the management tweets.

>>49289718
It's confirmed that they do, sort of. I don't doubt they just skim and junk anything resembling 'why shark no stream' but IRyS is the one who threw them under the bus and told people to use that for feedback to management.

>>49289714
What stream you actual moron. Gura hasn't done a stream in a week.

>>49289681
She briefly mentioned about possibly being in a collab with Kiara but this still doesn't justify the lack of communication for a whole fucking week.
I'm sure she won't RT the collab link either as the lazy unmotivated bitch she is.

>>49289610
Nta. I would like her to show that she actually gives a shit about us. I would be content with a simple "Hi, how are you?" every now and then, but we get nothing.

Reminder

>>49289787
>>49289771
That so? I mean I'm still to lazy to fill this shit out but I'm happy you proactivebuds are doing all the work for me.

>>49289626
It can very easily change. Gura is just simply choosing not to stream. She doesn't see her fans as a priority.

Menhera timeloop again

lol it really is always the same shit

>>49289833
Chumbie I say this every week but why does it matter if she retweets it or not? We know its happening anyway, twitter is stoopid.

Yesbud timeloop again

lol it really is always the same shit

>>49289877
>Antis are the ones who want Gura stream
This logic has always been retarded

>>49289893
I didn't say I was using it, just that it's there to be used. I actually am using it right now, I don't think it will change anything but the thought of mildly annoying an intern is worth the waste of time.

>>49289981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IE96a-oVaM

>>49289981
Because casual fans DON'T know it's happening, you fucking retard. Also, I shouldn't have to be in this fucking thread just to know what Gura is doing. I would gladly leave if she would only consistently communicate.

>>49289981
We only know it's happening because of a schedule that Kiara posted on Twitter. Do you not see the irony in what you are saying?

>>49290028
Who gives a fuck about casuals? Wut???

>>49290028
>>49290068
Look here, why the fuck do we care about casualbuds?

>>49290102
Gura should. And I don't want to have to get Gura news from places other than Gura. It's as simple as that. I don't know why people don't understand this.

Just drop Gura already and move on you menhera schizos

>>49287737
>>49287869
>>49287919
>>49288011
>>49288490
>>49288611
>>49288686
>>49288874
>>49289219
>>49289348
>>49289554
>>49289833
Wait, I thought this was the Gura thread. Is it called something else?
I couldn't tell this was an Anti thread.

>>49290155
If we were stuck in a vacuum where the only way to get Gura news was from herself then yeah it would be shitty. SInce /ggg/ is tourist central, we get Gura news no matter what so why the hell does it matter?

Copebuds have reached levels of retardation that shouldn't even be possible.
You know what, I'm gonna dump a shit and read some manga, both activities much more constructive than trying to make your brains work.
If you care about streams use the feedback, if you don't then kill yourself, this is last advice you will get from me.

>>49290232
I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO HANG OUT IN THIS THREAD TO GET GURA NEWS.

>>49290212
Yeah, sure.. I'm the Anti for wanting to see my Oshi more than once in a blue moon..

>>49290155
Aside from the few other /fit/ buds here I hate all of you. I could care less if you have to struggle to get the collab stream. Casuals and menheras can go be gay somewhere else.

Gura is a real idol and my real girlfriend.

>>49290248
I took two shits today. I'm stronger than you.

>>49290102
>>49290121
>Who cares about Twitter, Twitter stupid
>We only know it's happening because someone else Tweeted about it
>lol casual
Holy hell yesbuds are mentally ill

>>49290264
The problem is that you have a much lower threshold for what is news than she does. She will never consider some of the things you want to hear about "news".

>>49290325 (me)
And yes, that includes a lot of collabs.

>>49290279
Yes.

>>49290324
That's not true. Watch streams.

I hate collabs so I dont give a shit if its tweeted out or not. If its a SNOT collab then Fauna will tweet it since I follow her. Works pretty well for me!

Gura shouldn't stream. She should milk me instead. TuT

>>49290325
>>49290374
You had me until you said collabs aren't news. Fuck off retard.

>>49290311
This except she's mine.

>>49290279
not an excuse

Wait where’s gura

>>49290311
Gura is my onahole.

>>49290498
At her house.

>>49290498
On my penis

I once thought the "take your meds" was just a joke.
Isn't that something.

>>49289944
Let me rephrase that for your numbskull.
Which is also a fact, and something (You) can't change.

>>49290436
To her many of them aren't. I'm not saying you shouldn't consider them to be, I'm saying she doesn't and will continue not to. She unironically believes that most of the people who are waiting for her streams and want her to personally stream more either : A) hate collabs and will only get angry it's not a solo stream, or B) already watch a bunch of holos and know about the collab. The existence of the A group is why she doesn't like tweeting about a lot of stuff.

>>49290605
To put it more simply, Gura hates her fans (A type).

>>49290567
You should take my virginity chummie.

Still love Gura.
>inb4 she hate you lmao
You tried that already. What now?

I'd love to keep babysitting you menherabuds but its time for life reps.

>>49290605
Quit making excuses for her. Gura needs tweeting collabs correction badly.

>>49290702
Wait no, please pamper me.

>>49290762
But that's Gabby.

>>49290783
They're the same person.

>>49290762
I'd settle for member post correction, fuck twitter.

>>49290794
Worst post ITT

>>49290690
That's the only reply they know, it seems.

>>49290567
We’re on the internet you fricking newfag. Of course there’s gonna be some nutbags you’ll cross paths with.

Ame now has a fixed schedule of streaming every Friday, Saturday and Sunday
I'd take that from Gura if she could do it, that's 3 out of 7 days

jeez...
it's like entering the eye of a Cat. 5 hurricane...

>>49290971
It's quite unsettling when they do this...

>>49290947
Gura said she would try to stream at least three times a week from now on in October but that only lasted a few weeks

It's always so silly how no matter what they screech and shitpost about it always leads back to not getting enough Gura
Even her most rabid antis are addicted and can't live without her

>>49291047
I mean at least half of the people who get called antis here aren't even actual antis like the resident schizo, they just don't think she's handling everything perfectly

>>49290947
Gura should stream 7 out of 7 days, 14 times, to wake me up and go to bed with me.

>>49291047
Because they aren't antis you idiot. Actual anris wouldn't want her to stream more. If anything Gura not streaming is what the antis want.

I just really like gura, and I hope she's okay.

>>49290971
>>49291024
THEY'RE REGROUPING

>>49291119
What if they just want to piss off menherabuds since theyre so annoying

I just want Gura to be happy and healthy.

>>49291047
Retard

Do you think Guras relative that posted here and he's jerked off to her before is still here or did he quit watching vtubers forever?

>>49291119
Anyone shitting up the thread is an anti, including you retardchama

>>49291159
Well she has enough time to talk to Kiara at Discord but apparently not enough to talk to us if that makes you feel better.

>>49291288
Keep trying, I'm sure eventually you'll get me to think less of her...someday...maybe...

>>49291288
A post that isnt pure nonsense requires effort. She can effortlessly shoot the shit with kiara.

>>49291355
So you're completely okay with her talking on Discord all day and us only knowing about it because Kiara leaks like a sieve.

>>49291273
>How DARE you tell me not to whinge

>>49291355
Gura does that herself by disregarding her fans. You have a problem with that take it up to her.

>>49291401
C'mon, anon! You got this! Just a few more paragraphs!
>>49291433
your reading comprehension...

>>49291288
Well kiara is not only her friend but also work colleague so thats not surprising in any scenario involving gura currently

>>49291095
So Kaela then?

patientchads just cant stop winning. To be honest, I love this sexy neglect play, this kind of treatment is what really gets me all hot and bothered inside!

>>49291475
Why post paragraphs you won't read when I can point out facts in a single sentence?

>>49291525
Okay Gura thanks for the update

>>49291401
The alternative being that...you think she should only be allowed to talk to the others on discord if we know about it? You think it's insulting for her to use discord and not tell you?

>>49291504
I wish there was an EN korone. Kaela and kiara dont scratch that itch for me

>>49291544
>you won't read
You got that right.

>>49291504
Pretty much any functioning adult could manage that but most Holos (especially Gura) can't for some reason.

>>49291605
>functioning adult in hololive
Chumbie…

>>49291584
I think the Hololive discord should be publicly readable, and they should be forbidden from mentioning conversations that take place outside of the discord.

>>49291605
Functioning adults do NOT stream 14/7, that's fucking absurd. Almost every streamer that does that quickly becomes a non-functioning adult if they weren't one already.

>>49291647
Well at least Kaela, Kiara, Korone, and the other top JP streams seem to fit that criteria relatively speaking seeing as how they have no problem streaming consistently.

>>49291688
I honestly, seriously cannot tell if you're joking or not, which is fucked up in itself

>>49283701
You guys are still here? Lol.

>>49291605
I love when tourists fuck up like this

>>49291749
That's funny because the Holos that stream the most are closer to being functional adults than the ones who barely stream like Gura.

>>49291858
Go watch them if you love them so much.

>>49291504
Well, if Gura streamed 14 times a week, morning and evenings, it would only have to be 1-2 hours each, so an average of 21 hours a week, which seems pretty reasonable. Let's see how much Kaela-
AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!

Are you done?

>>49292164

>>49292234
Not yet Gura keep stroking my dick

>>49291605
>>49291749
>>49291858
>>49291973
If I had a Quarter for everytime I've seen this exact loop...

>>49292164
>>49292339
It's like I'm reading someone cope with whoever the current U.S. president is kek

Hello. Can someone make some soundposts of Gura counting down from the math stream? Thank you for your time.

Hello. Can someone wipe my ass for me? I'm a chumbabooey. Thank you for your time.

The good thing about Gura not streaming or showing any activity at all is I don't have to keep up with other Hololive stuff because I only watch Gura

Let's spam kiaras chat tomorrow. Kiara hasn't banned the words "stream" and "ghosting".

>>49292572
You could still do that even if she was streaming.

>>49292627
ok I will definitely do that

All you have to do is thank Kiara for getting Gura to stream. Anything more is unnecessary.

>>49292703
Just use an alt. Who cares.

I don't feel good chumbies
Feels like I'm dying

>>49292757
Ok, bro. I will.

>>49292632
No I can't. I used to keep up with everything but Gura not being active makes it easier for me.

>>49287399
>>49287600
wtf, didnt realize the gura AI voice has gotten this good.
why hasnt anybody combined modern voice synth with something like chatGPT or character.ai yet?
not counting neuro-sama

Post gurass

>>49292627
I mean, normally I wouldn't bother with such things but then again, going down quietly isn't really my style either.

>>49292748
Yep, without Kiara we would have gotten even less Gura in the past couple of months

>>49292817
Those toes are fucked, ungoomable.

>>49292817
wow, AI-kun really shat the bed here...

Gura has a small gropable bum.

>>49287399
this.. actually sounds good..
AI is going to replace everything within a couple years

>>49292981
Wow, who would've seen that coming?

>>49292916
I prefere a plump squishy shark tush, but just for you.

>>49292817

I literally have sex with Gura every single night.
in Koikatsu

Hornyposting does wonders, don't it?

>>49293408
Hornyposting is the purest form of love.

i miss goobus woombus

I miss Gura
it doesn't help that I am constantly surrounded by Gura
My gura poster
My gura clothes
My gura wallpaper
My gura figures
My gura stickers
There is no escape

>>49293589
>>49293715
I'm sorry buds but you just can't say you miss her. You know where it leads...

where is she..

I propose to the Council of Chumbies that Kaela be allowed in /ggg/ because of her help in building Atlantis.

>>49292780
Hot. We need more Gura hurl asmr

>>49293715
Dino staring at me from behind my keyboard is a mixed blessing.

>>49293589
>>49293715
Aim better next time.
>>49293808
This guy knows me well.

>>49293913
You'll give up again in a few days.

>>49293808
I don't care what happens to this thread or what threadshitters do with my posts. It won't change the fact that I NEED TO SEE MY GURA AND HEAR HER VOICE GODDAMMIT

at least we get to see her tomorrow for an hour or two..

>>49291794
Where are you?

Realistically, what do you think goes through her mind?

>>49294352
>ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

I always always want to see her like any chumbie would. But menheraposting will never not look silly to me.
Whether they're depressed chumbuds or shitposters posting bait, it all just starts to look the same.
We really don't need it in here.

>>49294352
>*spilling carton of milk*

>>49294352
>Bwuh?

>>49294352
This being is not capable of coherent thought.

>>49294352
Realistically? Her head is probably packed with the misc stuff she's up to that she hopes we look forward to, while consciously avoiding any thoughts on the situation as it stands.

I just got tapwater in my eye. I'm going to die now...

>>49294781
I'm gonna miss you, bud...
Also, what the fuck is wrong with your tap water?

>>49294781
Anon no, the urethra worms are making their way through your bloodstream heading straight for your dick as we speak!

>>49288604
>limb regeneration
Odly specific.
Kind of worrying.

>>49288604
>re/generation
>generation
gura wants to grow a wiener

>>49295584
it's re/generation

i am a chumbud
I AM A CHUMBUD

>>49295584
I'm going to feed myself to this shark!
>and then I fed myself to the shark

>>49292164
>>49292339

Wife soon?

streams?

>>49296340
into my mouth? yes, several today TuT

>>49296333
>>49296340
She's still sleeping don't wake her up

>>49296418
how do I wake my wife from her coma?

Do >we deserve to be treated like this?

>>49296138

I guess in the end we really were just "work" to her. She took the money and ran.

>>49296469
Shark is dead