/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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I love Shiina!

you are getting sleepy. you are so sleepy. you are falling asleep. you are asleep. you are sleeping so deeply. now, listen very carefully. when you awaken, you will be obsessed with watching komachi panko. you only watch komachi panko. your oshi is panko. you only think about panko. you love panko. wake up

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>want to watch Michiru
>have a 100 word essay due tomorrow

Fuck my life...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TE79ySKhIA

Da michi is streaming zaldo. Come say hi even if the game is boring.

>>49275798
Feeling sleepy? How about a nice cup of Phase Connect Coffee™? Get the energy you need!
Phase Connect Coffee™, have a taste of your oshi in the morning.

>>49275830
>100 word
Anon....

>>49275830
It's already over anon, just accept that you're flunking that essay

I like Lia only Lia always Lia!!!

>>49275830
here you go senpai

>Shisui Michiru playing the new Zelda game is a good thing for several reasons. Firstly, video games can be a great source of entertainment and relaxation, allowing people to unwind and de-stress after a long day. Secondly, playing video games can also improve cognitive skills such as problem-solving, hand-eye coordination, and decision-making abilities. Thirdly, the new Zelda game has received rave reviews from critics and players alike, and experiencing it can provide a sense of achievement and satisfaction. Lastly, playing video games can also be a social activity, allowing people to connect and bond over shared interests. Overall, Shisui Michiru playing the new Zelda game is a positive and enjoyable experience.

>>49275830
>100 word
I am coming up with so many ways to make fun of you so quickly that I literally can't choose

>>49275830
You just wrote 14 words, you're almost there already, friend.

>>49275830
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER BROS

>>49275830
Special education must be tough

>Two pizzas I have to eat today because they will go bad
>I'm not hungry
PANKO TELL ME WHAT TO DO?!

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>49275830
You got this anon!

>>49276122
Pirate a movie and invite friends

cat sex

Is it possible to grow your community without it getting worse or is it just unavoidable since a certain percentage of people will always be shit? Very explosive growth can bring in a lot of people who are really awful or very flaky and likely to jump to the next new shiny thing that comes along.

>>49276122
Put pineapple on them and then take a picture and send it to Panko. She will be disgusted and tell you to throw them away. With your oshi's blessing, you will not feel like you wasted anything.

>>49276441
Only if you're married and filter out the worst with it.

Pippa LOVE

>>49275779

no more phase friends

Why did phase friend purin make her model so sexual, carnal, sultry, prurient, shameless, debauched, ommident, obscene, immoral, wanton, profane, crass, pornographic, degenerate, suggestive, raunchy, concupiscent and erotic?

>>49276441
It's almost inevitable.
You would need to gatekeep aggressively, and that would hinder your growth.

Are you guys excited for shiina to finally reveal her pregnancy(with my children(twins)) as the final donothon stretch goal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR5v6C1jnm0
Random Pippa collab out of nowhere in 7 hours.

>>49276888
The final stretch goal is stretching out her womb with all the cum I'm going to pour into it

>>49276441
People like >>49276441 are always going to whine even if things improve. So don't worry about them and keep moving forward.

>>49276966
Wow

>>49276857
I liked the older one more

>>49275830
Listen and write

>>49276857
For me

>>49276441
Isn't this why tiers of memberships exist? So you have tier 2 or 3 members only streams that filter out the gifted subs and shit

>>49276966
>Pippa shilling literally who's again
Feels good bros

>>49276888
>>49276972
I made these posts

>>49276966
She collabs with male dramavtubers. Whore.

>>49277112
Playasia is forgotten...

>>49276966
Lia and Pippa are both on a role lately, did they steal the blonde whores work ethic or something?

>>49276966
This is Lia’s friend.

Was taking a walk and then imagine my shock when I find Pipkin Pippa in the wild.

>>49277075
Some holos made a 2$ membership that only gets emotes for that reason iirc, wish everyone did that.

>>49277192
That's clearly a nousagi

>>49277192
She's cute, she should stop being so mean to herself

>>49277228
That's a harine. Nousagis are white.

>>49277156
I've never heard of them in the first place

>>49269665
>>49269803
Donothons are fine but they should be done only by streamers with a sufficiently large audience. Phase has a big enough audience, and fans with good purchase power. However, I've seen donothons where the streamer has like 5 K subscribers, and struggles to get $1000 while streaming for days.

>>49277192
WTF is this the first legit Pippa doxx?

>>49276857
at least it's not lewd

>>49277112
Shut up, Pam is great

>>49277192
I'm just glad she landed on her feet

>>49277407
I didn't say she wasn't great

>she just carries the koroks by hand
Michiru is so autistic...

>>49277112
I've seen this chick in my recommendations but I've never sat through one of her streams.

>>49277192
>>49277305
>israel

>>49276441
It's inevitable, especially in a schizo rich environment like vtubing.

>>49276441
You partly answered your own question. Explosive growth beings tourists who will shit up chat but they will soon move on. If it’s steady, real growth, then just by having more viewers means you’ll have more retards. Tiered memberships/subs can filter them.

>>49277581
no way its that easy

>>49277299
Shiina is stupid. Doing a donothon for a celebration milestone is dumb. It just paints her as money hungry.
We know she is the biggest numberfag in gentoo, but she should at least try and be subtle about it.

>>49277112
>newfags don’t know actual phase friends

>>49277581
wtf even happened there

>>49277581
i want to do this to pippa.

>>49277754
Actual phase friends are only the ones in the OP.

>>49277745
ogey

>>49277299
I swear every vtuber donothon I've seen goes like this:
>Day 1: Stream 12 hours straight before going to bed
>Day 2: Wake up at an odd hour and stream 6 hours straight before going back to bed
>Day 3+: Stream 4 hours, go to "back to bed" until the next day
Every fucking time.

>>49277710
You can also just tightly squeeze and push their intestines with hands, no need to have your leg support for added pressure.
Rabbits will literally shit their whole organs if you are too rough.

>>49277581
RIP Pippa

>>49277900
RIPpa the Pippa

>>49277835
Yeah it's retarded

>>49277192

>>49277805
the only actual real genuine authentic legitimate valid official phase friend is (me) their boyfriend.

>>49277581
Post one where they skin it by just ripping the pelt off.

tfw yakuman hand falls through

>>49277981
>>49277434
>>49277192
If our disney princesses could stop blogposting that would be great.

>>49277299
>>49277745
As far as I understand the donothon was already planned; it wasn't done because she reached the 50 K milestone, that was just a coincidence. The donothon would have happened earlier if there was no delay. Uruka did a donothon for her April 1st birthday, it was fine.

>>49277581
Did it just... shit it's organs out?

You cant make this shit up

Next gen should be Phase Fantasy. We can have a
>Goblin
>Dragon
>Kraken
>Elf
>Centaur
The possibilities go on and on.

>>49277765
>>49277765
>>49278137
Break the neck of the rabbit; internal organs fall off. Scary.

>>49277765
Literally squeezed its organs out of its anus like a playdoh spaghetti press.

>>49278086
I also made a pigeon fren, do we have a vtuber pigeon?

Next gen should be Phase Lesser human races. We can have a
>Jew
>Gypsy
>Nigger
>Romanian
>Chinese
The possibilities go on and on.

>>49278220
We already have an elf

>>49277299
>>49277835
I didn't watch the entirety of Lia's donothon, but it seemed to me that she actually was there for a long time.

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1657054372885561345
>no wemi stream
fuck

>>49278255
Oh hi!

>>49278220
>Phase Fantasy
>Dragon
Nasa is a gold dragon.
Also Da Michi is a werecat wizard.
I did wonder what the current talents would look like if Phase was explicitly fantasy themed, though.

>>49278298
>Jew
Lumi...
>Gypsy
>Romanian
Tenma...
>Nigger
Wemi...
>Chinese
Half of Phase...

>>49278346
Omg you cant just doxx Wemi like this

>>49277299
I want to see a Pippa donothon. In her case it's not about the money but about endurance. Even a 12-hour endurance stream would be interesting. The Kirsche stream was starting to feel like an endurance stream at the end.

>>49278086
Still enjoyed it

>>49278220
goblin

>>49278298
They all get killed by Pippa in a drunken rage

>>49278085
and on the other hand, a haneman turning into a kazoo out of nowhere

>>49278330
>see the latest covid-19 information
lol

>>49278212
lisa sex

>>49278212
It took me a long time to realize that Lisa has actual sheep ears to the side of her head. I watched Pippa's collabs with her during 2022 but I only noticed this fact in 2023.

Kou if you are /here/ please start save scumming in Battle Network. We can see your frustration. BN1 is a very frustrating game and the rest of the series is much better. It will make your life a lot easier if you are saving more frequently and making use of exiting to the title screen for some of these puzzles. You may think the Water Works puzzle is hard but there is a much more annoying puzzle coming later. I am honestly surprised you are playing this game at all due to the no-donos policy for streaming it and not a lot of EN Vtubers have the balls to play this series.

>>49278612
forgot my image like a moron

>>49278330
I miss wemi feel better soon brat

>>49278346
Would

>>49278212
https://files.catbox.moe/8u9rqx.webm

>>49278636
Phase friend?

>>49278636

>>49278330
Why is she always dying of illness?

>>49278636
My bad guys meant to post in /ppg+/.

>>49258094
>pippa's viewers are manly because they have guns
>he doesn't know

>>49278330
>Only calorie and nutrition intake are from particles in the air and occasional candy bar.
>Wonders why she's always getting sick.

>>49278330
Does Remi work for the WEF? She is pushing Covid way too much. It's 2023 already, it's not an emergency.

>>49278725
Because she onlu eats like half a meal a day.

Can someone give me a qrd on Lumi?

>>49278255

>>49278838
This is a worse abomination than the smashed and slammed dogs.

>>49278823
Don't trust her.

>>49278823
I'm sure someone can, yeah.

>Lisa
Plays Dragon's Dogma
>Phase Connect
Do not play Dragon's Dogma

Lisa >>>>> Phase Connect

>>49278838
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?!

I lubububububububububububububububububububu Wemi. (concern post)

>>49278888
>Do not
I had a brain fart, it's over

Can someone give me a qrd on Anon?

>>49278698
Lisa randomly burping is disgusting but surprisingly wholesome at the same time. Not even Pippa has burped like this, that I can remember.

>>49278888
THE WIND IS PUSHING ME!!!!!

>>49278823
She's a beautiful woman you can trust.

>>49278698
Nobody would marry this disgusting vile woman. Imagine burping on stream, that is a sound reserved for your husband to hear!

>>49278966
He masturbates a lot and has a suspicious amount of disposable income.

>>49278823
Dork larps as a Stacy

>>49275690
▼ PLEASE SUPPORT PHASE FRIENDS ▼
Kirsche - https://twitter.com/KirscheVerstahl
Nyaru - https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Sleepy - https://twitter.com/Sleepy_Project
Miia - https://twitter.com/matoimiia
Rurumi - https://twitter.com/RurumiYumemi
Mieko - https://twitter.com/mino_mieko
Whiskey - https://twitter.com/GrenadesW
Shondo - https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Mari Mari Underscore E N - https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN
Chinchilla - https://twitter.com/natumi_hana
Sawa - https://twitter.com/SourGrapeVA
Pam - https://twitter.com/obakepam
(and You)

▼ PHASE FRIENDS NEWS▼
Phase Friend https://www.twitch.tv/rurumiyumemi is streaming
Also https://www.twitch.tv/inukaipurin and Wemi Friend https://www.twitch.tv/xiulanlong is doing a donothon

>>49278838
This is literally me trying to impress the opposite sex

>>49278823

>>49278838
La creatura

>>49278838
Can this thing even fly?

no tenma schedule this week now i must live in 20 hour wake cycles to not miss guerilla no...

>>49278823
Pretty Pillow Princess

>>49278823
She called me a retarded ESL king once so I subbed to her

>>49278966
Is secretly jacket from Hotline Miami

>>49279030
>has a suspicious amount of disposable income.
How do I get this?

>>49276857

>>49278823
Formerly with Cyberlive 2021 to beginning of 2022, but she was always very close to Pippa and Phase Connect. She was a manager at Cyberlive before that company collapsed, and she joined Phase as an "Invader". She's cool. She appears to be rich, so she doesn't need to worry too much about paying her university degrees; she can stream for fun but she is actually a pretty good singer.

>>49276857

Airi...

CHAD CONNECT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmnFxR9ZDzY

>>49278888
Lisa likes Drakengard 3 and the Nier games. Her outfit is loosely inspired on the dresses worn by the Drakengard ladies.

>>49276857

>>49279383
>Using Rie
What did the raccoon mean by this?

>>49278934
Looks like a bird Pippa would be taking care off. T B H F A M A L A M.

>>49279244

>>49279383
The gym arc FINALLY makes sense, but now the question is where did Sakana find the money for it?

>>49275830
>want to watch Michiru
>have to turn in a 50 word essay in 4 hours
I'm so fucked bros

Oh.
Today is the Shiina donothon.

>>49277161
I hate it

>>49279633
Thank you for the reminder Shiina, now get out

Can't wait for the Lia meet and greet

>>49279633
Can't wait for a yab to happen

>>49279663
He hates it!

>>49279558
>>49275830
>Having trouble with only 50 and 100 words.

You guys are going to get eaten alive once you enter the work force.

>>49279434
the editor*

>>49278775
Gooks are still terrified of the wuflu, it’s a cultural thing.

>>49279663

>>49279848
Anon.....

>>49279777
When is it, and how do you register? I would join but I don't watch Lia a lot, so I don't know her lore very well. It sounds like Likers are wusses and don't actually have the balls to talk to their oshi.

Meme idea:
One man says:
>Raise your hand if you want to have sex with Pipkin Pippa! "Everyone raises their hand"
>Raise your hand if you want to marry her and want to take care of your child with Pippa "Nobody raises their hand now and look around awkwardly"

This is funny because its true. Everyone want to fuck Pippa, but noone want to marry her and raise a child together with her.

>>49279542
There's this thing called Shop dot PhaseConnect dot com where Sakana gets money.

>>49279941
You can tell a woman made this post

>>49279941
You my good sir have earned my upvote!

>>49279633
>>49279678
>>49279793
Shut up! She's not Shiina. Also no yabs, only seiso.

>>49279941
Link your channel sister

>>49279941
Internet = won

>>49279558
title it "Why I love Chisaka Airi" that's 5 words already

>>49278330
I MUST save her and cook her delicious and healthy meals to nurse her back to health. I HAVE to do it.

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Michiru Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TE79ySKhIA

TBD - Lumi Bramble
YT Link TBD

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Shiina 50k celebration donothon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAZcDort57M

17:00 / 21:00 / 06:00 - Lumi Deus Ex HR
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpukBcUAIzI

19:30 / 23:30 / 08:30 - Iori block game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xqhcg3BBdc

23:30 / 03:30 / 12:30 - Uruka TBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unCI92cAKQc

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

02:00 / 06:00 / 15:00 - Hime Genshit + Honkai Star Rail
https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>49279848
this template is what they call a 'meme' or 'injoke'

I am banned from discord and cant talk to the Lia

>>49279558
>>49275830
>>49279848
As an engineer I don't understand this meme of "I have an essay to write". What the fuck is an essay supposed to do? Are liberal arts degrees only about writing essays? What do you even learn?

>>49280024
Show me your tits Airi

>>49279941
An ESL woman made this post

...does wemi know that the meme virus literally doesnt exist? Someone tell her to stop taking so many vaccines

>>49280108
anon Pippa has a collab today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR5v6C1jnm0

>>49279941
Half true

>>49279882
Sad!

>>49280024
Show me your pussy Rie

I awake. Pippa love~!

>>49280168
In his defense Pippa did that thing again where she didn't announce this anywhere.

>Hololive Thread
>everybody talks about Phase Connect
???????????????

Why does Airi revel in people in her workplace enduring hardship or just having a bad time?
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1657046121284538368

>>49280168
Why is pippa doing collabs non-stop?

>>49279941
>Raise your hand if you want to have sex with _____________! "Everyone raises their hand"
That's basically all famous individuals. People want to fuck them, not marry them.

We really got 5 pippa collabs in the span of a week huh?

>>49280266
Distraction from graduation drama stress.

>>49280288
The dawn of the final hour

>>49280266
Final lap before she jumps into a volcano to ensure this year's harvest

>>49280266
she's either going to kill herself or is setting out on a pilgrimage to find shimakaze anon and dress him up as colress

>>49280138
>>49280197
No.

>>49280129
Busy work disguised as a way to practice "advanced" writing. College degrees would cost half as much if you didn't have to do all the liberal arts filler to get one. It would also weed out all the retards and people "discovering" themselves at the same time.

>>49280266
It's her last hooray before she goes out with a bang. I'm proud of her.

>>49276857
wait till you hear this

https://youtu.be/VzBlJiiB0go

>>49280255
You either laugh or cry as the world burns down around you

Tell me who is your oshi without saying her name

>>49279941
Why would I raise my hand when I could be raising a family with Pippa? Also post your fucking stream link WHORE.

>>49280408
She's

>>49280343
>>49280345
>>49280377
Why didn't you save her?

>>49280255
that laughter doesn't come from a place of joy, it comes from a place of genuine worry and sadness

>>49280343

>>49280408
meds onegai

>>49280408
She has the most body count in Phase Connect

>>49280249
Uhh....

>>49280381
Well now I'm rock hard at work, thanks anon.

>>49280408
Tsundere

>>49280408
_ ____ ____...

>>49280408
She is female

>>49280172
Explain

>>49280381
when is fishman hiring her?

>>49280408
short

>>49280471
Human or animal, ik Lia has at least one human, but in her younger days Pippa racked him quite a few animals with her dad

>>49280408
Adorable innocent hag

>>49280541
See >>49279218

>>49280168
>>49280266
She's trying to improve by forcing herself to be more social. Our rabbit is growing.

>>49280381
thanks I hate it

>>49280381
Thats a very vulgar song. DISLIKED.

Who is the less gay Phase? Don't wanna watch a lesbian or anything disgusting

>Lisa said she doesn't hate us
Feels good bros

>>49280654
Tenma is SS

>>49280654
Try Panko, Wemi, or Tenma.

>>49280654
Lumi is very straight.

>Lia said she does hate us
Feels good bros

>>49275830
You could use Chat GPT but making an account would already more effort than writing 100 words

>>49280381
Tsun let her sing that, the fuck

>>49280654
Panko is probably the only true straight member.

>>49280381
its so cringe but i popped a boner ffs

>>49280695
Lumi is a lolicon

>>49275830
>100 words

>>49280637
Okay Pippa

>>49280753
>she's just like me!

>>49279058
Why have you removed a certain rabbit?
Why are you spelling the underscore for MariMari?

>>49275830
Makes me feel better about my 33 word essay

>>49280654
Pippa, her bisexuality is performative same with lia

>>49280654

>>49280408
Lia

Fuck. Marry. Kill.

Go!

>>49280758
Pippa sang some skank song and I almost died from combined horny and cringe

Pippa CPR cover?
Lia CPR cover?
Lumi CPR cover?
Uruka CPR cover?

Etc you get the point

>>49280838
Fuck Uruka, Marry Uruka, Kill Uruka

>>49280255
That's not reveling; she's laughing due to Clown World. I really wonder where she works; it sounds like everybody quits, so that means there's always vacancies, which could be filled by PhaseConnect fans who are currently NEETs.

>>49280168
how the fuck should I know when she never sets up a schedule

>>49280847
The candy store one?

>>49280838
Fuck da Michi, Marry Pippa, Kill Uruka

>>49280838
why would i fuck another woman if i'm marrying one, who made this shit

>>49280838
What are their credit scores? Any of them have a decent inheritance?

>>49280255
its a Joker moment more than humorous one.

>>49280838
Marry da michi.
FUCK URUKA!
Pippa is dead inside already, so leave her alone.

>>49280838
Fuck Pippa
Marry Da Michi
Kill Uruka

>>49276966
>nightly 2hr power outage that always happens during pippa's stream moves back two hours
>happy because I'll finally be able to watch an uninterrupted Pippa stream again
>Pippa streams 2 hours earlier
I AM GOING TO FUCKING RYONA YOU

>>49280838
Marry Da Michi
Fuck Uruga
Kill Pippa

>>49280838
Marry Michiru
Fuck Uruka
Kill Pippa (mercy killing)

>>49281007
>nightly 2hr power outage that always happens
third world or california?

>>49281007
What nightmare nation do you live in?

>>49280838
all of them :D

>>49280838
This isn't a fair question, because Michi cannot be killed permanently. She will rise from her grave and beat you with a club until she wins.

>>49280408
She has hair and... a dress.

>>49280288
She's showing maturity, being able to handle many collabs without dying of anxiety, and being on time.

>>49280408
the most autistic in phase connect

>>49281018
>>49281011
>>49281004
>>49281002
Michiru SWEEP!

>>49281125
>>49280288
Also probably a great way to softly introduce some new invaders

>>49280408
oshi sex

Let her go anon. This is her peak... it won't get any better for her...

>>49280838
Marry Michiru, Kill Uruka, fuck Pippa

>>49280408
Your mom

>all these anons marrying the box witch
STOP IT ANON IT'S A TRAP

>>49280471
Tenma has kill at leats 2 people by *accident*

>>49281332

>>49280654
Did you mean least gay ESLfag?

>>49281332
gottem

Dont make Hapa children they are disgusting. Only marry Michiru if you are asian.

>>49280255

>>49280408
Flat SSSEEEGGGSSS

>>49281421
t. seething femanon

>>49281054
>>49281056
South Africa

>>49280915
its ok anon everyone makes mistakes...

>>49280654
Every woman does yuri bait, and all girls love Airi boobs, But tenma or panko are the less gay

>>49281463
If you're white then escape while you can

>>49280654
>>49280811
Calling herself bisexual makes no sense when she isn't pursuing anybody, man nor woman. You need to actually socialize to even have a gender identity.

>>49280255
Airi Killdozer soon

>>49281500
Baffling post

>>49281360
The anons have been deceived. Led into this trap.

And we all know who's behind this vile scheme....

>>49281421
Im finnish so i assume its okay to marry her :DDD

>>49278658
nice

>>49281463
Listened to a podcast about that. the electricity situation is so fucked up and corrupt. It's frightening hearing that happening in a county that's (at least) as successful as SA or Brazil.

>>49281500
I'm straight even though I've never attempted to pursue a woman

>>49281463
It's so over, anon

>>49280933
No I think it was another one

Airi took fishmans advice seriously and quit her other job?

It's not surprising to see western men turn their eyes to asian women in search of a more trad wife.

>>49280408
Husky

Stop playing slumber party games, let dead hours be dead.

>>49281463
If black then yeah kinda shitty, if white WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, RUN AWAY RUNNNNNNN

>>49281500
>You need to actually socialize to even have a gender identity.

>>49281643
And then took over his job. I always thought there was something suspicious about her. I bet she's the one who killed Ashelia.

>>49281581

>>49281463
Is it true that niggers just take over random abandoned office buildings and shit down elevator shafts? I heard this from someone who used to live there.

>>49281500
>what is porn

>>49280787
people bitched about nanobites being in it because she is a phase enemy
also someone did mari that way many threads ago and it just stuck that way

MOM WAKE UP PANKO FINALLY POSTED A NEW SHORT

>>49281688
That's a sexuality

>>49281572
Sometimes, reasonable wolves must do unreasonable things.

>>49281641
You got me looking through Archives, anon. All of the lewd songs I've found so far have been meme songs like horse cock or absolute territory. bad guy maybe?

>>49281723
Also interested, I read that story

>>49281643
She's working in the warehouse now.

>>49281463
if you are white get out before you get a rhodesia 2 situation

Bisexual pippa....

>>49281421
Cope, hapas usually look way better than pure-blooded

>>49281723
I mean, if I was homeless and there was an abondoned office building with no running water I'd probably shit down the elevator shaft as well

>>49281796
Wow, so she only has to show up like 3 times out of the year to ship merch. Nice gig.

>>49281812
Stop it femanon.

>>49281463
Funny how all the western news is downplaying the danger to white people in SA. Sounds super scary

NINI this was fun but I gotta go

>>49281500
you're retarded

>>49281812
that's a cope she fucks dogs with Lumi, do not let her throw you off

>>49281815
Can confirm, I’ve seen !Tenma.

>>49281857
That's because those organizations actively hate whites.

>>49281893
hot

>>49281463
Hello there, Kitanya

"Morning" trust hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWw-Yrt7ttQ

>>49281815
Male hapas do not.

>Marry Da Michi
>Have to feed her snacks while she plays video games 12 hours a day
>Is only awake from 8pm to 10am
>Smells like sweat all the time
>Meat only diet
>Doesn't talk to you, just autism grunts
>Thinks about ARK dinos more than you

oh no...

>>49281893
Good thing pippupper is a girl.....

>>49281941
Sounds unironically great

>>49281927
Overlap connect

>>49281877
NINI

>>49281723
There aren't many of those around so they usually just set up in whatever open field they can find.

>>49281941
>free use Michiru while she plays Elden Ring

>>49281941
Da dream...

>>49281941
What's the sex life like? Are the mana tanks free use?

>>49281941
How did Sakana ever find this elusive cavewoman? It seems she'd rarely venture out to hunt.

>>49281942
they look fine. lots of famous male hafus out there. growing up in the united states just mutates them on a genetic level into becoming asian american abominations. Maybe it's something in the water.

>>49281927
Shameful. Will the world ever know peace?

>>49281815
I need a cute autistic introvert hafu gf a decade younger than me

>>49281941
Yeah she's perfect

>>49282130
This but older

>>49282055
Probably applied for shits and giggles and got hired because not many JPs would apply to whatever the fuck Phase is

>>49281855
I do not want to stop mister.

>>49282041
She'd give the most deadpan stare while thinking how to beat that elden ring boss

>>49282127
This is the revised version and it already needs several updates.

>>49282008
Best sound post

>>49282169
Which girls other than Pippa are you attracted to femanon? Rank any that apply.

>>49282173
That's fine I can pretend I've mind broken her

>>49282173

>>49281421
>>49281815
Women get bigger noses, and sharper features, which look fine.

>>49282233
not femanon but the other ones is lumi, lia and shiina, maybe erina

>>49282169
>mister
Too cute

Aside from Pippa, what Phase talent has the most women in their audience?

Which one has the most female antis?

>>49282169
Every single time this fills me with lust and rage beyond my understanding

>>49282346
>Which one has the most female antis?
Shiina

>>49282307
Women look better with soft features and small noses

>Lumi hanged out with the new members and fishman

>>49282041
>walks into bedroom
>gives what looks like half hearted effort at intimacy but you know shes trying
>leaves room
>comes back in a few seconds later
>does a little better but repeats leaving
>three hours later she gets you off
>gives no inclination that shes proud of herself
>moves on to next task

What's the deal with these besiege-ass puzzles in zelba

>>49281941
I always wonder how small streamers live like this. Does she live with her parents? I've never seen any sign of them, but I'll admit I haven't watched that much of her.
Her lifestyle doesn't seem to permit a regular 9-5 but her streaming income doesn't seem to permit independent living.
I ask because I am jealous.

>>49281941
>tfw forced to go out and buy her gyoza because she refuses to stand in line with other people

>>49282346
Aprenly rie but thats just like 15 to 20

Lumi coffee storing noises

>>49281942
More attractive women and more ugly men
Good deal

>>49282346
>most female antis
Lumi and Shiina

>>49282430
The answer is always the same.

>>49282346
Probably Lumi to both because they're all hatewatching her.

>>49282402
Hung out, ESL-kun. They weren't swinging at the gallows.

Lumi pretty cute rn frfr

>>49282438
>15 to 20
Percent? That's really high for vtuber.

need cozy fujoshi Loom gf

hey guys can you help me out? I'm trying to kill lumi remotely with my mind so I can stop her from talking and squealing
any tips are welcome

>>49282465
>>49282478
My wife has come around on some of the girls but HATES Lumi

>>49282430
She trades stock

>>49282529
Yeah but that's like 15 to 20 people for her

PLUSHIES IN THE WORKS

>>49282130
Try voice acting

>>49282544
Try to astral project yourself into her dream when she is asleep

>>49282540
Girls that look like this are the biggest slutty whores in the world

>>49282233
Pippa, Pippa and Pippa. of course I love the other girls but Pippa is special.

>>49282544
Have you considered astral projecting yourself off a cliff?

>>49282346
I know of at least one woman that watches Shiina and has watched Rie before.

Lumi probably has as many female antis as Pippa does though

Since the thread is on its way to death and Pippa is still sleeping I can say how much I love her without her seeing it and getting a big head.

>>49282546
What's it like being married to a seething femanon?

>>49282546
Why? I recall someone else saying their female cousins felt the same about Shiina because "she feels like an actual woman instead of a cartoon character" which still seems weird since they're all women.

>>49282600
True, and I bet shes hot in real life, and I guarantee she isn't nesrly as standoffish as she claims to be

>>49282614
Awful taste
same though

>>49282544
She will detect your attempt and you will die in some sort of Final Destination type accident.

>>49282651
A little jealousy goes a long way anon. Even if virtual

>>49282658
She says everything Lumi does and says is fake

>>49282540
>>49282600
If there are any seething femanons out there that look like this IRL, please reply ITT

>>49282658
They percieve non-cartoonish women as a direct competiton

>>49282430
I've been watching her for a year (JP understander) and it's a complete mystery what she does outside of gaming and streaming. She rarely talks about herself, but her schedule and lack of obligations suggests she might actually be a NEET of some sort.

>>49282181
How do you get audio from this ?

>>49282546
my little sister hates Lumi too. She called her a pick-me, which really took me back, because that's not a word that I or her often use.

>>49282576
Rude