/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Pomu starting a stream late AGAIN
Is she becoming Petra?

Ike love!

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49229041

>>49229078
thanks for finana image

>>49229041
Is that...?

Pomu Heavy Rain live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZrO0Rr91Jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZrO0Rr91Jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZrO0Rr91Jk

>>49229117

Wow that was a long lasting thread I feel

>>49229117
Are you sure you responded to the right post?

I love my bird wife Enna!

>>49229152

>>49229041

guys pomu is back

sonny LOVE

luca rabu!

>>49229229
quilldren is the baker

>>49229239

>>49229282
Oh. Carry on then.

>>49228816
Luxiem continues to plummet. It's ironic how they kept raiding the other members, doting viewers on them like they were so superior. But now they're relying on raids themselves.
Now it's looking like Enna is unironically the most popular liver in the branch. Which is hilarious because she is known as the vicious NTR whore, famous for her nasty insults, NTR streams, and normalfaggotry.

We're entering a new era where Enna and Kyo's shitflinging insults will become front and center in NijiEN.

I'm sexy and i know it

Mysta love

DJ love!
I wish yugo asuma all the happiness and success in the world!

idk why but this is funny

zaion love

if Pomu actually likes this story she is an idiot

https://twitter.com/Taaaaamas/status/1656588178344628224

>>49229326
Fatty fatty 2 by 4
Can't fit through the kitchen door
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love my mermaid princess wife Finana Ryugu

I spent too much time watching Youtube videos instead of jacking off and Pomu started her stream...

oh that one person renewing their pomu membership is a kindred

>>49229041

I love to hate John Cage games

the 2%..... the 2% ISREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!

Pomu is getting motion sick

what is the plot for Indigo Prophecy?
is this the game where MC is the chosen one and has ancient mayan power/curse??

>>49229403
I enjoyed it, it's pure David Cage trashkino. Unironically The Room of videogames.

>>49229475
Filtered.

>>49229461
I liked the Noosphere one too

>>49229475
they're masterpieces in their own right

>>49229480
damn this goes hard

>>49229526

>>49229480
get we get much higher

Is Pomu's mic full of static today or are my earphones messed up?

Pomu seems to be having fun so far

>>49229414
Luckily, I like hentai pic on twitter every day

Heh big sister Ewiwa's soft boobies wrapping around my pp

>>49229496
no it's about family

>>49229585
It’s just you

>>49229414
Zaion KINGS... It's over....

>>49229041
S U S
U....U
S U S

>>49229518
you can like it if you think it's trash but Ive met people that actually like it unironically and treat it seriously
its awful

JASON

>>49229549
Nice, thank you

>>49229585
try changing your earphones I don't notice any static

>>49229570
so high oh ohoh

>>49229625
yugo...

>>49229414
You're saying I can FINALLY get a twitter account with my fucking name?
Jesus christ I've been wanting it for years

>Thinking about showering
this guy is not a pomie

I wanted Ike to kill me
But Ike just wants me to kill myself

Pomu is SO stinky

pomu’s dad was a nevernude

POMU NO

Pomu thinks not seeing your dad in underwear is normal when it's actually kinda weird.

>>49229836
beautiful

pomu still has fear brain on

POMU WASH YOU FUCKING HANDS

>>49229870
i wanna cum on this emote

pomu SUCKS at juggling

>>49229414
what counts as "active"? cuz i just lurk and follow stuff but dont comment nor like, will i be forced to... socialize?

>>49229518
The problem is that whenever a chuuba plays it, they always end up getting invested in it and taking it seriously. I remember turning on Enna back when she played it and saw Blake as an accurate representation of corruption and abuse of power in law enforcement, as opposed to the chair-kicking cartoon character that he is.

dad why are you naked in my room and playing with my stuff

To prevent misrepresentation.

"Do you have your 3D at home?"
Um, I *think* I do, but it's not really set up; um, I don't know how to explain it... it's complicated. [chuckle] I think Pomu and I both had similar issues in the beginning, and then- so- it just- we just never had the opportunity, I guess. I'm not sure if Pomu did hers already. We were all kind of in the same problem of setting this up at home, so it's kinda hard. We were given equipment but it- it didn't really... work. [chuckle] I don't know how to explain it. It's not- it's not bugged or anything, it's not a technical issue, it's more like, uh... the wrong "mounting" and stuff [laugh], I guess; the wrong equipment, and so I didn't know what to do, 'cuz... I don't know how to- we have a guide for it, and then... Imagine this: you're- you get a baking recipe to bake a cake, but instead you were given, um, I don't know, pasta supplies or something, y'know? That's *exactly* wha- the issue I was running into, or I guess all of Lazulight... but I think- I think Elira got her own thingy to set up hers on her own, so I was thinking maybe I should do the same, I don't know [laugh]. We asked about it and then they just never- they just never got- got back to us; I'm like mmm... thanks for reminding me, maybe I will go and pester about it. I've just been giving my utmost patience.

autistic french dad simulator

>>49229414
This is awful

>>49229953
Liking is activity

>>49229866
Her dad goes commando? No wonder she loves Snake.

>>49229959
Maria tummy...

Jumping ship to here 2 years ago was a mistake

>>49229907

Sonny onii-chan Love!
Vox Love!

I love Pomu's shrieks

Pomu nearly saw naked man doodle

this VA sounds like a TTS bot

Is Pomu awkward on stream today or is it just me?
I think something happened..

zzz

>>49230246
she just saw a french dad's ass

>>49230162
None of the nude male models have modeled penises; David Cage never would have allowed it. Elliot Page in Beyond has a fully modeled pair of boobs, though, even though the player never sees them and they no longer exist in real life.

>>49230278
What is the music from?

>>49229977
So basically, they need X, but staff sent them Y, so they asked staff about getting X but staff never responded, so Elira went out and spent her own money to get X.

>drinking straight from the carton
disgusting

>>49230249
I wanna stroke her head and whisper "good night" to her!

>>49230432
It's okay if you're living alone though

wake up...

>>49230434

Pomu could never play fighting games

>>49229977
Sounds like a skill issue since hana sets hers up perfectly.

My favorite part of my morning routine is brushing my teeth and then immediately drinking orange juice and coffee in that order

>>49230278

>>49230399
arai tasuku - rule

>I'm coming

>I’m coming
Millie.jpg

>>49230494
hana is part of the main branch now, and staff of the main branch know how to do their jobs

>Pomu is the Millie come poster

Pomu has been infected by the come poster

>>49230414
More like as close as X as they knew to get, given that Elira couldn't get her hands to track.

I miss Rosemi today too

Pomu...

>>49229414
>cant share GBF raids anymore
I guess my account will be inactive then
what should I do, lurking?

>>49230544
Thank you! How about this one?

>>49227563
Another month? My snacks can't wait that long....

>Saying he tried even though he didn't do anything
He's literally...

>He's an architect

>>49230638
You just need to like a tweet every 30 days I assume

>>49230571
>Pomu has infected come

>>49230648
also arai tasuku, this one
https://youtu.be/NlFpqN2TGuc

This is already proper kino

>>49230661
That’s how I imagine my oshi does offline work

Is this the game with the chase scene where you can fail every single QTE with no consequences except that he looks like a buffoon?

>>49230713
Thank you again!

>>49230684
>like NijiEN livers tweet
>like favorite artist tweet
>like favorite gacha tweet
which one??

Ever since I started watching Pomu I started getting ads for estrogen free birth control, and now it fluctuates with the star rail ads I started getting while watching Elira

<3

>>49230749

>>49230747
Yep.

>>49230551
>>49230553
>>49230565
>>49230571
https://youtu.be/LXLcCPBPlek?t=8848
Reminder Pomu sees all the Pomudachi and Briskadet flirting and ships it

>>49230564
When is EN merging with the main branch I’m sick of the lazy ass EN staff
Bet there won’t even be a branch song for the anniversary MEANWHILE EVERY OTHER BRANCH HAS ONE and it’s not like they’re incapable since they produced that Luxiem song
This is what people should be rioting over not merch cuts

this is like a motor disability simulator

>>49230848
>branch song for the anniversary
that’s the VtL last year they had to make on their own

is this the game where the actress has to be naked??

>>49230747
yup

>>49230905
I mean I know you’re joking but yeah that doesn’t count at all

pomu LOVES autistic oji-sans

>>49230360
It's really funny to think david cage might have been the reason she went trans.

>Haku's 10k follower celebration is this
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108029180
lol

Pomu pick the birthday boy he's going to die soon

>>49231000
time to make sex

>>49230817
Ike is so beautiful

>>49230911
It's a David Cage game, yeah.

>>49231036

>>49230932
IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE

ethan has cerebral palsy

Pomu is training her maternal instincts.

>>49231000
nice trips

>>49231093
*paternal

has there been any word since it was announced about the quantic dream star wars game? You just know Cage is jamming it chock full of twilek rape scenes assuming it isn't canceled

>>49231120
the P in Pomu stands for Paternal

>>49231045
even in death

>>49230747
That video's edited; it's actually possible to lose the guy you're chasing if you make to many mistakes. The overall story doesn't change at all, though, so you're kind of right.

total
child
death

>>49231000
Oh shit I didn't know they had made Kotoka and Meloco.

any list of livers that has played David Cage games?

>>49231120
>>49231155
Pomu has a big pp, would she be the mom or the dad?

>>49231214
>Penis
>Pussy
>PP
both

>>49231146
it got pushed back to 2026 since many people left David Cage's studio after he tried to sue a newspaper and during court, it was revealed David Cage is an asshole and he ran out the court crying

This game is making me imagine how having kids with Pomu would be like

>>49231270
>he ran out the court crying
Please tell me there's video footage of this.

how are you, what are you doing?

merlin...

So is Pomu faking these reactions if she’s already watched a playthrough

What fucking tonal whiplash holy shit

>>49231296
sadly there is none
we only get news reports of that happening

Talk about whiplash lol.

>>49231036
>>49231000
Why are you guys still posting zaion? She's really the one who started this "drama nonsense, not that I hate her as a livers but come on

>>49231322
She said she watched funny clips

it's gonna be Jason's death day too...

>>49231322
from what she described she just watched one of those compilation videos showing what happens if you fuck up every QTE, not an actual playthrough

SHE IS DOING THE THING

I'VE GOT IT!!!
I know the playthrough Enna watched to get her tutorials from. It was, unironically Luca. ahahahah i actually got it. That's how she flew through the earlier levels so fast, the solutions she came up with were very similar to Luca

Give me a second, I will get the timestamps. I'm fucking right about this

>>49231322
she watched the retarded QTE fail comps

>>49231302

HEAVY RAIN
YOU PRESS X TO CALL OUT JASON'S NAME
HEAVY RAIN
THAT KID'S SPINE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
HEAVY RAIN
THE PS3 STILL DOES NOT HAVE A GAME

>>49231352
I jack off to the design and thanks to that anon now I can have a harem of whore nijis in koikatsu

>>49231352
i like sexy ladies hehehe

nahman
fackin
jayden
eff
bee
eye

>>49231467
you've been sitting on this post for 45 minutes haven't you

any chance Pomu will talk about her family or father during post game zatsu??

this guys kids must be autistic too this little idiot just ran off

>>49231162
I've always loved this artist

JAY-SON!

>>49231302
eating my birthday dinner while watching pomu! It's nice and spicy

>>49231352
Sex design, it sucks that it got wasted.

>>49231404
The only thing you have is high cholesterol

>>49230360
>>49230981
In all honesty David cage deserves a lot more shit for literally taking cp pics for "artistic purposes"

oh great the birds dead, Jason is about to be dead and now malls are dead....

>>49231302
JAAAASOOOOOOOON!

kek pomu you are such a bad actress

>>49231404
sherlock holmes

>>49231488
I'm not even watching the stream, it just pops into my head whenever Heavy Rain comes up.

>>49231404
Why does this guy keep talking to himself

this kid is so fucking dumb, he got what he deserved honestly

This kid deserved it

Jason you fucking retard you deserved it

>>49231162
>>49231511
I used the wrong image. But I like that artist too

how does Jason fucking die the dad protected him with his body wtf?!?

HOW DOES CAGE DO IT BROS

>didn't look left
>didn't look right

RIP BOZO

>>49231667
He slammed his head into the concrete

how did the kid die if the dad is the one who took the car directly to the spine

Stupid fucking kid couldn't stand still for one fucking second

Ok but like how did the kid cross the road the first time only to be a retard and kill himself later.

>>49231690
>>49231667
it was a hologram

>>49231695
he got distracted by the dad

>>49231585
His games are funny, yes, but I kind of just want the guy in prison.

>this is why kids have leashes nowadays
my mom said she'd use one on me if they were a thing when I was a kid

>>49231585
least pedophilic frenchman

>>49231302
Waiting for ewiwa.

>>49231681
RKO outta nowhere?

the anals of history

>>49231749
He can't make vidya games in prison they don't have the right computers

>>49231667
WEAK NECK

>>49231302
I'm alright, watching pommers.

>>49231821
>anal

HEAVY
RAIN

>>49231835
>He can't make vidya games in prison
Exactly.

Ethan (forma mucho divorciado)

>>49231821
>anal

so the wife took the fancy-ass mansion they were living in before?

REMINDER
THE REASON WHY ETHAN HAS BLACKOUTS IN THE STORY WAS THAT, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FORM A PSYCHIC LINK WITH THE ORAGAMI KILLER WHO SAW THE CAR INCIDENT AND WANTED TO TEST OTHER FATHERS IF THEY COULD BE SELFLESS LIKE ETHAN
then someone told him that was retarded and he removed it but never explained the blackouts

I love the way Pomu looks down when she smashes a button on her controller.
It's so cute!

>>49231511
>>49231665
I love all of the regular artists that I see in his tag, with some of them going for more than a year at this point, it's incredible and they are incredible, I recognize most of them while scrolling every day or going through all of my saved files and it feels like home, I love their love

>>49231413
i am ok, just tired, i hope you are too
>>49231524
that sounds good~ just woke up and am eating breakfast, work soon ;-;
>>49231589
pomuuuuuu!
>>49231813
ewiwa soon, im watching pomu and hopefully i can watch aia vod after work
>>49231852
pomu is comfy rn~ her voice is calming

>>49231302
Watching Hayama play Tear of the Kingdom

>>49232038
gm biker pentomo

>>49231989
he's stressed about his missing kid he doesn't need an explanation

>>49231855
>>49231916
On a scale of 0 to 10 how much of a buttslut is Pomu?

Tfw Pomu migrate from MGS to Cagekino after this stream.

>>49231989
Still less retarded than the kung fu with the personification of internet from the previous game.

>>49231821
>anal

>>49232073
David cage himself said he wasn't quite sure how to explain the blackouts so really even he didn't think stress would be a factor
thats how much of a hack he is

I wish Pomu was my mom

>>49232114
At least there are no robo jesus

>>49232102
Please no I hated the ghost game so much I can't watch it again

>>49232100
10/10

https://files.catbox.moe/2jdfvd.ogg

>>49232102
I can only hope so, Indigo Prophecy peak kino kusoge.

>>49231302
I'm doing pretty awful but watching Pomu has made it slightly less bad. I've actually never watched this game be played through before

>>49232250
Beyond Two Souls is not even that funny, it's awful

>drinks OJ straight from the box
no wonder his wife left him

https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka/status/1656793198692384772?s=20

Remember when David Cage was the hottest shit and Heavy Rain was the best game ever?

>>49232308
I drink milk straight from the carton

>>49232319
God I hate that frog hack

>>49232332
do you live alone though?

>>49232114
Retarded explanations are still explanations, anon. He may not have succeeded, but at least he tried.

>>49232332
I drink milk straight from the source

>>49232332
if you do that the milk goes rancis quicker cause you're introducing all your mouth bacteria into the carton and they can get freaky deaky

>>49232386
Famelira...

>>49232362
I have roomates but it is my own milk carton

>>49232319
>Remember
Still is, pretty much every Vtuber has played Become Human

>>49232318
your alcoholism is tearing this family apart nina

>>49232069
Maria's adorable flat chest pressed against your back!

>>49232412
Not if you drink all of it in one sitting

>>49232318
she's one step away from the hospice at this rate.

>>49232414
Well I mean, if nobody else drinks from it then eh I guess.

>>49232386
You wanna drink milk from my sauce?
Well it's not really milk but it is white.

>>49232432
She needs intervention

>>49232332
Get off 4chan, David, you're only making yourself look worse after the Star Wars deal fell through.

>>49232250
you WILL watch josie get attempted raped. You WILL enjoy the indian filler arc. You WILL conquer the chinese underwater ghost base

Pomu's parents were fucking retards...

>>49232024
A lot of my favorite long-time artists are so consistent that it feels like actual photos instead of fanart. I don't really know how to explain it. It's warm.

>>49232318
we ain't finishing mgs2 this week are we

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uT5Z1JG1lE
I fucking LOVE Cage kino.

>>49232533
This, my mom still helps me with Calculus

>>49232507
Why didn't Josie just marry the chad spy dude?
I still don't get it

I think Pomu should be my mom

>>49232584
because her autistic ghost brother didn't want them to fuck

>You can come now Shaun
>I'm coming

>One slice of that Tiny pizza
Lmao

>>49232570
god this is so fucking kino

>>49232587
You can be our daughter!

pomu his wife took everything in the divorce even the window blinds

typea shit i be on

I think Pomu should be my wife. I will take good care of her everyday.

>>49232587
My son...

>>49232507
God the Indian arc filters me every fucking time

Sex with my mom Pomu...

>>49231302
I'm about to watch the original Spider-Man movies for no particular reason. I want to watch Spider-Man 2 but my OCD won't let me watch out of order.

>>49231524
Happy Birthday fellow Kindred!

realistically, which liver would be the most competent mother?

>ike last updated was 3 days ago
Is he you know....

>>49232860
None desu

>>49232504
i really hope its just her being lazy and staying up too late and not alcohol. she had a stream a month or so ago where she seemed to finally realize how much of a problem it was for her and she seemed like she wanted to change. stop making me worry nina you’re supposed to provide comfy

>>49232386
Same

>>49232860
Sonny

>>49232860
Unironically Pomu and Rosemi

>>49232871
fucking vox? yes.

>>49232818
thanks! I'm one year closer to 402 just like milord!

>>49232871
eating boypussy in Manila? undoubtedly

>>49232412
I water fall it, I'm not some degenerate putting my mouth on the actually bottle my fucks spit will get in it

>>49232860
>Elira: no
>Finana: no
>Pomu: post-partum depression
>Selen: yes
>Petra: deadbeat mom
>Rosemi: yes
>Reimu: maids will raise the kid
>Enna: NO
>Millie: she'll try her best
>Nina: alcoholic abusive mum
>Maria: yes much so
>Aia: sterotypical asian mum
>Scarle: would leave her at target accidently
>Kotoka: no way
>Melocco: donates the baby to the yakuza

>>49232860
Petra
Maria
Selen
Pomu
Rosemi
Meloco
Elira
Reimu
Kotoka

>>49232935
Put down the phone, Vox.

https://files.catbox.moe/99zwnu.jpeg

>>49232860
Shu

>>49231524
Happy birthday!

>>49232860
Actually Pomu because she loved her dad so much and would try to be like him.

>>49232860
Maririn will discipline her children well.

intense teddy hunting music

>>49233023
He's so sexy

>>49233044
hnnngggggggggg
god i fucking love these twoso much my dichmgkkhfknnnn~

>>49233044
If I created a niji lewd thread on /trash/ would anynon post?

I miss my teddy bear

Enna repeatedly tells Kyo to "draw a comma". Can't explain why, it just "seems right" to her. But it's also the shape Luca draws in his stream.
Enna telling Kyo repeatedly to draw a comma

The "comma" fiasco

Luca drawing a "comma" shape.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oUROYi7h88&t=6512
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oUROYi7h88&t=6544
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oUROYi7h88&t=6693
Enna telling Kyo to draw a comma, she seems to know already how to solve it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddrk7iRLrpc&t=9942
"Draw a comma I literally gave you a picture". Kyo proceeds to draw exactly what Luca drew. This is damning because the comma they are both drawing is actually "backwards" from a real comma
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddrk7iRLrpc&t=10350
"Why a comma"..."I dunno it just makes sense to me", because she is half-remembering from Luca
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddrk7iRLrpc&t=11088
Enna tells Kyo to "draw an L"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddrk7iRLrpc&t=10233
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddrk7iRLrpc&t=10375
Look what Luca draws, an L-shape
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oUROYi7h88&t=7180
Enna goes and LOOKS UP the solution for Kyo, and then proceeds to describe exactly what Luca drew:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddrk7iRLrpc&t=10538

This proves a few things
1) Enna watches Luca....probably a lot. He is her oshi, something I have suspected for a while. This confirms it.
2) Enna watched playthroughs of the game before playing it, she wasn't totally in the dark, probably until the last few levels when she starts begging for backseating.
3) Enna lied about all of this.

>>49232860
Elira will spoil her child too much.

>>49233122
Fatass you already posted this earlier

Someone please clip that Pomu kiss

>>49233099
People do make Nijisanji sex threads there occasionally

chu

>>49232894
I always thought it was something she had under control and was responsible about but it kind of concerns me that she sees it as a problem.

>>49232860
See, it depends on what you mean. Say we're talking about whether or not they're capable of being a competent mother: Rosemi and Petra could fit the bill to some extent, but I can't imagine a scenario where they would WANT to be mothers.

>>49233113
what happened to it?

>>49232860
Mamaririn

YEAH, POMU, THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE, WOULDN'T IT

>>49232860
I think pretty much everyone in niji has insane idiosyncrasies that could really fuck up a child if they werent able to place the kid’s emotions over theirs and suppress their issues. this all being said i think >>49232923 is right and Nina is in 3rd place relative to them.

>>49232053
hello pentomo, im exhausted, i need caffeine i dont have a hangover but im still like dead tired
>>49232069
good morning, maria and zaion are the cutest
>>49232259
same, seeing pomu raise a child is very cute
>>49232818
yayy, i havent watched the og spiderman movies in years i wonder how they still hold up
>>49231524
AHHH I DIDNT REALIZE IT BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY I CANNOT READ HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE KINDRED
>>49232860
i would trust maria and rosemi

>>49233193
Rosemi said a long time ago that she wants to have kids eventually. I dunno about Petra.

>>49232504
>>49232894
>>49233164
She should do something else, like knitting

>>49233212
My mom threw it away because I was getting too old to sleep with one

>>49233164
i dont recall which stream but it was towards the beginning of the zatsu a bit ago where shes talking about running a marathon, within the first hour she seems to realize she might actually be an alcoholic and seems concerned about it, if i remember right she realizes she might have been in withdrawal

>>49233317
wtf

>>49232966
Who's boypussy is he eating?

ELIRAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49233122
>>49233149
I knew Enna looked up a playthrough beforehand, I wasn't sure whose it was.
This suspicion became confirmed when I listened to her in Kyo's stream, and she seemed to know the solution to his problem

Furthermore, the solution she gives Kyo is "half remembered", that means she didn't look it up for Kyo, it's something she herself remembered watching some time ago and was vaguely calling back on. That means she watched the ENTIRE stream probably. In fact the moment when Luca is drawing "the comma" is actually on a DIFFERENT BUT SIMILAR level. So she remembered the situation, but not the level number.

It absolutely proves that Enna watches Luca's streams, AND that she lied about not watching any Q streams before her playthrough.

>>49232587
I wish Pomu was my dad...

>>49233356
vox

>>49233317
hate this, all my old plushies are gone cause of this too, theres nothing wrong with having plushies, i will keep my takodachi as safe as possible

Wiwa!

>>49233356
Mine

>>49233311
I knit and I'm still an alchoholic, now I knit bottle cozies to keep my hand warm because I drink it straight from the bottle

>>49233462
cute cat

>>49233420
What is it with the schizos in this thread and Luca? Jesus Christ, did he fuck your moms or something?

>>49233317
>>49233441
I would fucking kill myself. My plushies are the only remnant from my childhood that remind me I'm alive.

>>49233317
>>49233441
>grown men typed these

>>49233462
Please post cars

>enters whorehouse
>is this a maid cafe?
maybe pomu's onto something

>>49233317
Sometimes moms are the worst.

>>49232318
>Potential DD2 and Crusaders
This week SHOULD have been kino, but it was not.

I need sex with Pomu
https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1656686728848064513

>>49233317
similar happened to me, ive been wanting to get something to fill that role and now the only thing i can think of that isnt so embarrassing it makes me want to kms is a body pillow with a blank cover

>>49233569
I want to cum inside her so bad

Elira with Canadian debuff.

>>49233317
I keep all my plushies tucked away under my bed where they're safe, the only one I actually have on my bed is the one I got from my ex

>>49233522
I can't believe I figured this out.
I was actually watching Ren's playthrough, and looking up cheat guides to see if Enna copied any of them. I was disappointed when it appeared I was wrong.

Then I was browsing Luca's Vrabi page for an unrelated /#/ thread topic, and I saw that he played this game too. I clicked on his stream, and IMMEDIATELY I saw the comma! I was like "OH SHIT I FOUND IT"!

Enna absoluely DOES watch Luca, it is an absolute fact. And she lied about not watching Q stream beforehand, I KNEW IT!!! I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AHAHAHAHA

>>49233569
>thought she was sounding that dick for a sec
>she was not
slightly disappointed

Alright I'm baking one sec

Elira read the niji twitter antis didnt she?

Imagine if this guy spent even a fraction of the time shitposting going to the gym instead

>>49233651
What is sounding?
I've heard the term before but is it like playing music to it or something?

>>49233658
Oh shit this anon is baking

>>49233640
make sure they're in a bag or storage you don't want them dusty

>>49233317
>Mom gave away all our toys and plushies when we got to a certain age citing we where to old
>Years later when I tell my psychologist about it, she mentions what a horrible thing to do that is because you should never have your kids away all their links to their childhoods
>Now I'm rebuying the things I remember.
Family fucking sucks m8

>>49233720
shoving something up (or down I guess?) your peehole

Elira..

>>49233754
I feel bad if I put them away like that because I feel like I'll hurt their feelings or something weird, but I do wash them weekly (I pay attention to any cleaning instructions if they're listed)

>>49233648
>Then I was browsing Luca's Vrabi page for an unrelated /#/ thread topic, and I saw that he played this game too.
Yeah sure but no one buys this story. We know you were just trying to jack it to Luca’s streams

why does it feel like everyone have a fucking therapist? is it this common to have one or what? is it the norm now...

>>49233839
>I feel bad if I put them away like that because I feel like I'll hurt their feelings
Autism is cute

>>49233863
people are just more comfortable saying so

>>49233720
Where's that briskadet with the link to the leech vid

>>49233863
imagine not having at least one mental illness in this economy. can't be me

>>49233863
i am my own therapist

Man, this playthrough is gonna be special. Pomu's too stupid to pick the correct dialogue options and too panicky for the more sudden qtes. Good times ahead.

>>49233839
aww, I always think of it as protecting them like it's their little house. but I'm happy to hear you take care of them so well they're very loved!

>6.80 inches
You must be at least this big to please Pomu
Can you do it Pomie?

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

>>49233719
I'm on the internet for at minimum 5 hours a day, if I went to the gym I'd be fucking ripped. I just wish you couldn shitpost and use the treadmill at the same time kek

>I'm here to see MF Doom

>>49233311
she's already knitting, she did socks for the ethyria girls + wose & wiwa

>>49233760
What does that have to do with sound?

>>49233863
tricked by hebe propaganda

Elimom is also dumb like Elira.

>>49233839
Why are buds so cute, I keep all my plushies from when I was younger in a trash bag in a storage closet kek

>>49233986
>implying I'm not getting pegged by pomu instead

>>49233863
people were tricked into thinking they need a personal pharma advertiser for the mental illness they think they have after taking a personality quiz

Elira's dream of going in a zoo in New zealand to see Kiwis hasn't come true.

>>49234106
Therapist just talks to you, psychiatrist prescribes you meds

wtf, this nigga is like Connor

>>49234183
not as cute or autistic. plus he's from new england.

>>49233986
>just barely made the cut
phew