/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>49221316
because she doesn't stream?

I just want my girls talk collab so we can find out what Gura uses for scents
then our clothes and daki will smell like Gura

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

Should I still be pretending to like Kiara?

I love Gura the most!

Sana 2.0

She's just trying to think of new stories to talk about.

I really hope the watchalong (if there even is one) and the sametori collab aren't the only streams of the week

Gura cute Gura cute!

>small
>slow
>mentally ill
>physically ill
>can't drive
Anons, you want to marry this creature?

>>49222266
yeah...

Is Gura really not gonna stream or comunicate until Saturday and with Kiara???. What part about "need to comunicate better" she can't understand AFTER ALMOST 3 YEARS!!!!!!!!.
Yeah she is doing projects and taking care of her voice on recording only is one of the reasons she isn't doing karaoke for 6 months. But really Gura COMUNICATE!!!!!!! or the schizos and antis gonna start after saturday t full power if you don't stream on Sunday. Yo ask for this gura if you don't comunicate

>>49222334
She's not real. She's a corporate cartoon voiced by a paid professional. Get some help.

paid professional

I hope EON take down her twitter if she doesn't comunicate.
DO IT ELON!!!!!! SHE HATE US!!!!!!!!!

>>49222266
Yes

>>49222266
yes

>>49222406
That's the thing, she's acknowledged it several times, but always regresses back to this. I think she understands at least partially, but just can never follow through...

>>49222406
>>49222518
The fuck is this underage SEA kid level of cringe ass larping?

>>49222406
She understands perfectly, she just doesn't care

>>49222561
Thats Gura manager to blame there. She force her to work a lot but doesn't remember her to comunicate with her fans at all

>>49222599
it's pretty obvious the 2nd guy is mocking the 1st

>>49222266
She's perfect...

>>49222266
I just need to marry her

Gura needs to shut down the schizo parasocial chumbuds like Fauna did with the saplings.

>>49222561
>at least partially
she understands fully, hence the banned words from her YT comments. This is what she wants, you don't like it? leave.

>>49222741
You mean nijinnigers.

my wife

>>49222853
But that's my daughterwife?

>>49222514
the girl of my dreams...

>>49222741
she never will because thats her fanbase and she obviously likes it to some extent

>>49222741
yea I'm sure that would end well my fellow totally real and true chumbud

>>49222747
this, however I will continue to bug her about it and work my way around any future wordfilters, if she doesn't like that she can do something sane instead of being extremely passive aggressive about it
granted I wasn't using the filtered words to begin with but still

lately my daydreams have been replaced by a non existing future entity that sets up camp on gura's timeslot instead of gura herself returning to form. idk what to think about that.

>>49222747
I mean banning words isn't going to change the sentiment. And you can always still watch her and criticize her even if she shows no sign of improvement.

we hate fauna here now by the way

>>49222913
She's the most hands off en since the start anon

>>49222936
I think that's a good way to handle it. She really needs to just directly, clearly set expectations about how things are going to be.

>>49223200
but anon there is a now-unfindable pinned chat message from 3 weeks ago, are you really telling me chumbuds dont know about it?

>>49223032
I like any chuuba that has sworn their allegiance to gura

I rub her so much!

Is gura dead?

>>49223200
I feel like you're baiting for the what I can when I can replies, but yes, I agree
I agree with being patient but we've gone through the 'let's do this thing' followed by no delivery anbd no comment on no delivery thing a ridiculous amount of times

I want to wrap Gura's hair around my penis and give myself a hairjob

>>49223364

>>49222266
I absolutely love her and all of her imperfections and I feel zero need to stop loving her.
I'm enjoying this too much.

It's seriously her worst trait since the beginning. She doesn't even comment on fan arts on twitter

No, I just genuinely think that's what she needs to do. A pinned vague chat comment is not really properly addressing it. But she's seems to not want to acknowledge that anything is even different as much as possible, so I won't hold my breath.

Well, I think it's time for me to go back to focusing on other things. Being here as little as possible definitely helps.

>>49223504
>>49223364
Gura has passed
>>49223525
You don't know what love is.

>>49223525
MMM RT

>>49223504
LET ME LOAD MY SAVE FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>49223525
M

>>49223578
I think she got way too big to do normal twitter fan interactions. I do get jealous seeing other girls actually read and reply to fan tweets sometimes but I get why Gura doesn't.

>>49223838
??? Anon people with 10x her twitter followers still comment

>>49223889
name one

>>49223604
>You don't know what love is.
Why do you have to try and discredit people's feelings? Just let people be happy.

>>49223927
Elon Musk who's infinitely more busy than Gura.

>>49223963
when did Elon Musk become a vtuber??

>>49224060
Why does it matter if its a vtuber ?

>>49224060
Why would being a vtuber matter in this context?

>>49223838
You talk like she's got way more followers on twitter than anyone else???? Pekora and mori and only 400k off her. The fuck are you on about

>>49224087
>>49224106
when did elon musk transform into small young white girl with a history of depression and illness?

>>49224087
>>49224106
Did me originally comparing her to other vtubers not make it obvious that I'm comparing her to other vtubers dumbfucks?

>>49222599
I told you we have children among us...

You people are mentally ill

>>49224240
Being humble on twitter to some of your biggest fans in the least you could do. That could even help with depression to show you're appreciated

>>49223525
M

This girl has way too many yabs now... It's over...

can sharks drink milk without getting sick?

>>49224288
Well then you lied she isn't "too big"

>>49224288
You said she was too big to do fan interactions on Twitter when there are many people on Twitter with much higher follower counts that regularly interact with their fans. The fact that she's a vtuber is irrelevant. You're simply huffing copium by narrowing your comparison to other vtubers.

>>49224423
I think she's talked about drinking milk before, so at the very least the Gurashark can

I would beat all you guys in a fight, you better stop talking bad about my girl.

>>49219606
I want you to know you are the dumbest cuck here by far. Narcolepsy is so manageable and treatable, that it hardly affects your life that much, especially once diagnosed. I would know. I have it.
The reason she isn't streaming isn't because of narcolepsy, you stupid fuck.

>>49222266
>Gura
>can't drive but can ride a bike
>Mumei
>can drive but can't ride a bike
THEY ARE

>>49224861
I tried to reason with him anon he's a fucking retard

OH NONONONO CHUMKEKS HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?!

>>49224884
Gura claims she can ride a bike, but do you really believe it? Even if she could stay upright, her tiny noodle legs would give out before getting a few blocks.

what's the last comment you made on a fanart on twitter?

>>49222266
I'm at least 4 of these

>>49225522
ababyo nigga

CUNT CUNT CUNT

>>49225458
Oh great, now there's two of em.

Reminder that Gura streams from her bedroom.

>>49221502
>actively chooses to draw her from behind
>hides the ass
What the fuck is wrong with that guy

>>49225522
Post rare shorks.

>>49225521
https://twitter.com/ChunkyEggy/status/1655767735404462081
i commented on this one
which person am I? who knows.

>>49225521
"uoh"

>>49225758
it makes it more exciting, it makes your brain start working
is she wearing panties?
or is she going commando?
schrodinger's panties

>>49225758
the tail is seethrough, if you look hard enough you can see her exposed cun

>>49225754
How can she stream from her bedroom if she doesn't stream at all?

>>49225876
its easy to miss but its there, this artist is a genius
https://litter.catbox.moe/r433xl.png

>>49226322
Your lines don't even follow the originals at all. This is what unironic coombrain looks like

>>49226425
its squished and angled more but its there

>>49226425
Everyone's a critic these days..

>>49224884
Almost like if you take the two you get an entire person....

>>49225798
i know peko

>>49224884
Adults can ride a bicycle and drive
Gura and Mumei are both half adults

>>49222741
>shut down parasocials
>left with people who are here for entertainment
>for someone who never delivers
uhhh

>>49227350
Wow, such comfy streams with 0 viewers.

>>49223055
i dont understand what you're trying to imply

>>49227631
Interacting with fans

>>49227631
Gura basically never really talks to her fanbase. Most holos just say shit like "hey I am gone from x to y" Gura has this bizzaro obsession with "le good time on stream" where she will never ever discuss any trouble she has.

Additionally, the concept of "making it up" to the audience is not something she has. She never plans for a period of time where she'll stream a lot or do a lot to undo her leave. For her, every day she records something is a day she's totally doing her job and fuck you, she doesn't have to tell you she's doing that. You'll never know.

I'd even settle for Cover's official Gawr Gura L2D powered by Dummy Plug AI at this point

hewwo

How many days has it been now? 8? It all feels like a blur.

Thespians desu

>>49221949
At least Sana cared about her fans

>>49228431
6 if you include today

>>49227776
>>49227791
sounds like you want gura to be a holo that treats it like a 9-5 job

>>49228431
It's been 7 days of no streams and I wouldn't be surprised if she takes tomorrow off as well with her first stream back being a collab on someone else's channel with no explanation whatsoever.

>>49228620
That's exactly what she does. She goes in, does her job and leave. She's the most out of the loop in the holo sphere , doesn't chat with jps or other co workers and keeps to herself.

The important thing is that Gura is my real girlfriend.

you know we can tell the difference when it immediately goes from chumbuds(alright with things or not at all) to a couple retards replying to themselves, right, especially when you choose a slow thread to do it in

>>49228788
That would be someone like Koyori, Miko or Kiara, that has rigid routines and someone you can count on to be there. You can expect a morning tweet and a stream with consistent output.

>>49228870
I kissed your girlfriend in Walmart parking lot.

>>49228908
Gura is someone with a 9-5 job that does the minimum amount of work.

>>49228870
Wrong. Gura is MY wife.

>>49228676
>first stream back
Back?
Back implies you expect further streams. She just resets her once a week stream quota.

>>49228908
Well no those 3 go above and beyond while gura doesn't even do bare minium

>>49229250
>>49229346
why do you hate Gura so much?

>>49229624
I don't hate her, just saying the truth

Anyone got the soundpost of Gura giggling after the stanley parable narrator calls her a child?

>>49229877

>>49229909
tskr

>>49229704
Does the truth require being said tens of times a day, everyday?

I drink to eat Gura's vomit

>>49229624
I don't, but she let me down. I can't unview her as someone who doesn't try or care enough about her fans in general. I can't come back to optimism that she'll ever be what she was again, I know she is the lazy shark and she cannot unlazy herself even if her health perks up and all projects vanish.

>>49230164
It does when you start running bullshit defense about how she's totally working normally and not in a critical, ever spiraling down level of output. At this point only pure money is keeping her ungraduated because she's fucking DONE with streaming anything that's not her super niche once in 3 months game Cover can't get perms for

>>49230164
If an athlete only wins an MVP once in all of his seasons that he plays but still remains a good player throughout his career, is he a failure?
Just accept Gura for what she is.

Why? Why the fuck do I keep fucking coming back here whenever this shit happens? What am I hoping to find? All I end up getting is incredibly depressed. I know I'd be a little less miserable at least if I simply waited for her next appearance while doing other things, but instead I sit here watching these psychos try to get me to hate Gura's guts because the longer I spend away, the more and more anxious I get that I'm somehow missing something despite having Youtube and Twitter notifications on.

If your life is in shambles or something, it's not Gura's fault. Stop getting so overly upset with her.

>>49222996
Have I found another ketbud?

>>49230791
if i leave this place and just leave things to notifs, i kinda forget about things. besides, every other place doesn't let me talk about wanting lick gura's ass.

>>49230297
Then get Cover to stop being so slow and incompetent when it comes to perms.
>>49230775
How does that analogy even apply to streaming?

>>49231206
She's still an elite hololive girl but think of her as injury prone which means she can't ever have another MVP year.

why is she like this

>>49231276
>She's still an elite hololive girl
You said this in the context if streaming. In what way is she an "elite"?
>injury prone
There is literally nothing preventing Gura from streaming so that analogy also doesn't work.

>>49231500
prove it

>>49231455
No one knows since she never bothers explaining.

>>49231455
It is the devil himself doing everything in his power to prevent Gura from succeeding. If she would succeed it would be like spitting in the devil's face.

>>49230791
every time I leave this place she does an unannounced collab that I miss because she says fucking nothing about it anywhere

>>49231558
Pretty sure the burden of proof should be on the people making outlandish claims such as likening Gura not streaming to being "prone to injury".

Back from month ban. Didn't read thread, not posting Gura because you don't deserve it. Love my wife. Suck my fuckin nuts faggot antis.

>>49231828
>month ban
are you sure you're aren't an anti?

>>49231751
>says shes sick
>doesn't stream
if a house is on fire and a man with an empty gas can is looking at it burn, do we assume that he started the fire?

>>49231901
nah antis report my posts because I'm a yesgod gigachad and they hate that Gura is literally perfect and does no wrong.

>>49231828
Yesterday, I figured out how to ban evade by accident. It was meant to be. There's no stopping me now. Not that there should ever have been the need to do so. I don't think there has.

>>49231954
for some reason I do not believe you're being honest about why you got your vacation

And then this happens where you cunts try to convince us it's worth staying here when in reality you're begging for us to stay and read the garbage you post. Fuck this place. I just wanna chat about my cute daughterwife.

>>49231917
These analogies dont make sense. She isn't too "sick" to stream if she can do all these other things, she just chooses not to stream.

I want to buy some of the new EN concert merch but the shipping is fucking bonkers
Shipping on the $13 acrylic stand + $7 keychain is $20, for a total of $40
But if you add the $23 tapestry, shipping becomes $88 for a total of $131
Meanwhile buying the tapestry alone, shipping is $39 for a total of $20+$20 and $23+$39 for a grand total of $102
It should not be necessary to play these stupid games with orders, and the shipping is still stupid high. Since the change I've done a lot of rethinking and cutting back on orders.
Please Cover, don't make it any harder for me to get my Gura fix...

>>49232096
what other things?

>>49232105
Excuse me, sir. This is an Anti thread.

I've gotten bans for "loli/shota pornography" a couple of times lately and the images weren't even pornographic. The heck are they doing?

>>49232039
It would be alot easier to drone the shitposters out if we had anything at all to discuss or post about other than her lack of streaming. It would be nice if she could give us even a crumb.

>>49232194
stop LARPing
it's cringe

>>49232234
What the fuck does that even mean, what am I supposed to be larping as?

>>49232010
I called some anti an N-lover. Triggered the troonmeido while they were in the middle of dilating their festering shitvadge troonwound, and they were crying while they banned me. Stopped reading the threads cos it's just an anti circlejerk at this point. Very little hornyposting, hardly any cunny, no point to reading these threads anymore. Still love my shark wife more than ever and this makes troons and antis seethe forever.

>>49232301
wow, with words like that, we sure missed your presence.

>>49232299
just stop

>>49232194
stop whinging you dumb faggot.

>>49232301
Anon you really think about medios and antis way too much. The fact they even crossed your mind means they won and got under your skin

>>49232138
All the "projects" or whatever she's doing she apparently sends all this time on. There is nothing stopping her from streaming, she's just choosing to do other things instead.

>>49232343
Am I replying to a schizo right now or something
>>49232371
No one is whinging retarded bitch, just saying there is simply nothing new to talk about.

>>49232301
wait
>9am in australia
I was wondering where you were, not that I missed you all that much

>>49232479
>new
Gura cute. Look at that, a topic!

>>49232389
lol, you can't even imagine a life outside this anti infested shithole thread can you. lmao. ain't no time to think about those faggots when I have gura to think about and goom to.

>>49232607
Yeah I'm sure you do with all these rational and calm replies. Jesus

>>49232479
saying there is simply nothing new to talk about while whinging like a little bitch that gura doesn't stream enough. She can stream whenever the flying fuck she feels like it. Sifn't be a patientchad. The wait makes all the moments with her even more precious. Whinging bitches don't seem to realize this.

>>49232554
And yet every thread is still nothing but arguing with schizos about no streams. This thread is only usable when she is active which is what I was originally trying to say.

>>49232506
Love you too. Mwah.

>>49232686
No one gives a fuck about you blogging how """patient"" you are, I wish you retards could realize this

>>49232711
Cool, but Gura cute!

I like seeing dino so I will post dino

>>49232828
ok

>>49232959
mootchama...

>>49232667
bro. cat's in my lap, got a warm coffee, underr my warm blanket, i'm chillin. when i'm callin shitcunts faggots, i'm at my most relaxed.

Everyone is stupid except for me!

>>49232807
as long as you antis piss and moan about gura not streaming enough, I'm going to continue to tell you dumb faggots to stop crying like a pants pissing faggot and be patient. become the Patientgod you were meant to be. much less stressful.

>>49233142
The problem is that you're probably one of the least autistic anons here

>>49233142
And I will continue to laugh at how pathetic you truly are. Its so easy to get to flinch

you guys could do interesting things in this thread instead of just whining like a bunch of bitch ass niggas

>>49232105
Yeah, it's way too expensive, there's a lot of it, it's all limited... pretty difficult to budget for. I'm thinking of just limiting my purchases to Gura's Birthday and Valentine's Day from now on.

What vitamins do cumbuds take

>>49233402
I'm posting cute Guras

>>49233315
the fuck does that mean you fuckin esl pag pag munching seanigger?

>>49233449
Testosterone. So I can masturbate to my shark wife more often.

Can we post smug brats too?

>>49233572
how do i get more testosterone naturally, i don't want to die in my 30s from drugging myself like body builders.

>>49233572
oldbud...

So anyway I love Gura. You?

>>49233449
I like eating my ashgawanda gummies. My zinc supplements make my heart palpitate which is weird.

>>49233661
I love my wife, yes.

>>49233645
exercise, balanced diet, and not be an effeminate faggot.

>>49233611
I don't see why not

>>49233661
yeah, more than anything!

So whats the next cope we are gonna come up with after she's done absolutely nothing for summer ?

>>49233661
Of course!

>>49233878
She's not doing anything for summer?

>>49233995
I know MY Gura is!

>>49233995
I'm willing to bet big money it's absolutely nothing of substance and is a tiny thing. This "teaser" proves nothing by the way, she had to do sweet fuck all for that

>still trying

>>49233878
cry more that she doesn't do enough for your whinging entitled ass, anti.

Not sure about you guys, but I think I'm cool.

>>49234444
>quad quads

>>49221502
I hate her.

I hate how much I love her.

>>49234444
Quads confirmed. You cool.

I hate when I get so gassy. I can stop farting

>>49234758
I love how much I love her! It's an interesting complicated feeling.

Goob evening

It's going to be a rough year.

I feel completely disillusioned now.

>>49235507
>disillusioned
>with an anime girl
I can name like a thousand better things to feel disillusioned about, nerd.

Gura will never make me sad.

I can't believe this. I'm devastated.
My Minecraft server crashed

>>49222406
You are one of them, don't act all high and mighty

the more time goes by, the the thought of hiring a prostitute and making her dress up and act like gura doesn't seem like such a bad idea...

>>49224304
I can't believe we really have impostors among us...

>>49236303
Oh nyo!

>why do I keep coming here whenever she stops streaming

Sorry for being grumpy today, my Gura battery is critically low

>>49237348
Do you guys watch old VODs when she's gone? I don't because it makes me miss the real thing too much.

>>49237316

>>49237433
NTA but I don't watch vods much, as much as I always miss her watching recording instead of knowing she's live sitting there interacting with us doesn't feel as good. I still really like the idol stuff she records, but just chatting vods or gaming vods don't feel the same. I still put them on as background noise sometimes though

I now officially have my flight and hotel booked to see my wife in concert! I can't wait, getting her birthday and the concert over the span of two weeks is gonna be incredibly fun

>>49237835
Which hotel did you book?

>>49221502
>Keep repeating her edgerunner song again and again
I know it isn't real but it make me feel loved

>>49237860
Im not gonna make myself that easy to find anon. It's one reasonably close to the downtown convention center though

>>49238043
what are you so scared of? it's not like i'd knock on your hotel room door at night

>>49237433
I used to but I get that same feeling you described now.

>>49237316
Source?

>>49237433
occasionally the mood for a particular karaoke will strike me, but otherwise no for the same reason as you

gura smells

I hope you feel better soon, anon!

>>49239470

fuck you bitch

>>49238378
That may be true but im not gonna risk it anyways Ill probably run into some of you anons at the concert and AX anyways

I'm resigned to the fate that Gura will never sing the music I like so AI gabby is all I'll ever have. Fuck it maybe I'll make her throw me a concert
https://litter.catbox.moe/ex2tqk.mp3

>>49240738
Gabby, please don't have Kanaurufag mocap for you.

>>49240702
Uh rude much?

>>49240728
probably. if you see a guy with the gura tshirt and track jacket with red and white jordans thats me

>>49240728
I will find you and we will lock eyes

Chumbies and fembuds should have sex.

i forgot to take my meds today

>>49240738
What song is that?

>>49237860
>>49238378
>>49241072
I'm staying here, wanna meet up?
We should have a secret code word so I know it's you.
How about screaming "I HATE NIGGERS" at the top of your lungs?

Help me out here, buds. I can't focus. All I can think about is my Goob and if she's ok or not.

>>49241812
looks like a nice place to get murdered

>>49241983
She's probably not okay, but she won't tell us that she isn't okay so we don't get upset.

>>49241983
dont worry shes ok i just talked to her

>>49241751
https://youtu.be/qyZqTSlgG68

[Ame News] Ame considers Gura a singer first and foremost and wants more singles from her. She also thinks that Gura might win a sprint race between Myth members.

I see there aren't any actual Chumbies around...

>>49242885
Gura killed us...

>>49242885
I really don't care about Ame anymore, sorry.

>>49242885
I'm mostly lurkin' while workin'

Gura would have been good in this collab

>>49242885
I've been buying my chameleon supplies

>>49243196
I'm in a coma wake me up when she comes back

Nobody actually, truly, genuinely cares about Gura anymore except for me.
Fear not, sharkie. I will NOT be broken.

>>49243281

>>49241812
hey thats close to my house
you wanna save on gas and everything just hit me up
and dont worry about payment, ive got the omocat merch and wig all ready for you ;)

PC-98 goombus

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>49242540
With her short, stubby legs?

>>49242540
My fast dinosharkwife

>>49243636
God damn AI can do that now?! That's actually fucking awesome. This satisfies my ojisan heart, I really need to learn this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrAcsOm3DWU&list=PLH_QLWlQVieUmPbYcpM6qJ5LmgZrZTIC0

>NOOOO YOU GOTTA START HATING YOUR OSHI BECAUSE SHE CAN'T STREAM AS MUCH AS SHE USED TO DUE TO SEVERE HEALTH ISSUES
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK

>>49244000
>Cause Gura, even though, y'know, legs pretty short uh... I don't know, I feel like she's got it in her.

gura cuteeeeeee

>>49244757
Relax, bud. It's just threadshitters in a thread on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum.
This is exactly the reaction they want out of you.

>>49244377
anon I fed it literal children's sidewalk drawings, whatever you think of it can do it

>>49244757
>Too sick to stream for a couple of hours here and there
>Not too sick to do these "projects"
I don't get it

I swear to fucking god it's the same five posts over and over for literal hours. You guys are crazy.

>>49245905
chumbie theres nothing wrong with dinos

>>49245905
gura withdraws please undastand

>>49245991
You don't get bored? You don't go mad and start scrawling "GURA WHERE GURA HATE" all over the walls?

>>49246119
if i don't, i go insane.

>>49246119
I got my shrimp lads to keep me distracted

>>49246119
Nyo desu

>>49242540
based
we need more people posting ame news here, she's gura's only real friend in holoEN

>>49245905
>Gura busy with projects
>Projects where
>Gura sick
>if sick, why projects
>Stream not hard
>Gura love
>Gura hate you
>Gura sex
>unsubtle cuckpost
>Gura love but hate also
>thread stupid
What am I missing?

>>49246931
gura cute

>>49246931
ASMR love nest soon!

>>49246931
Me horny for Gura cun. TuT

>>49247147
eh, I think that counts as
>Gura sex

>>49246931
Would "Gura hate stream" fall under "Gura hate you"?

>>49246931
You are missing the best posts, horny posts

You say that this thread sucks but you always come here because in the end, where else is there? No stream chat, discord sucks, reddit is reddit, global hates Gura, and none of have friends.

>>49247506
>global hates Gura
That wasn't the case when I was there earlier. The "Gura cute Gura cute!" Bud is still around.

>>49247506
This place hates Gura more than Global does, are you crazy?

>>49247661
yeah, me! Gura cute!

>>49247506
global hating gura is more like the live-in shitposters hate gura and also everyone else, they just like to dump on her because she's an easy target
you're right about everywhere else sucking though, the 'she's '''busy''' lol' shit has been spreading and that's way more irritating than seeing it here

>>49247506
>global hates Gura
Not really tho

>>49247778
>Gura cute
>Posting Gabby
What did anon mean by this?

>>49247661
>>49247842
stopped posting there ages ago since its basically just a place for kfp and saplings to post gay shit

>>49247923
Sorry, I just grabbed a file from my folder at random. Didn't even notice

shark who stinks good

>>49248131
>>49248185

I don't really like it when people are mean to Gura.
Especially now that she and I are getting married soon. You well behaved chumbies will be invited to our wedding.

>>49248330
I don't remember letting any chumbie to marry my daughter.

>>49248131
the kind you play wrestle with which devolves into innocuous spooning

>>49248330
Kinda gross how you're marrying my onahole. Just make sure to clean her before you use her because I don't.

https://voca.ro/1eCPgwZKBl19

>>49248536
I'll be a great son in law, just you wait and see.

at this point its fair to say we cannot and should not blame gura for whatever's going on with her
so who is it
who do we have to lynch
who do we have to kill
whose name do we offer to the forces unknowable so shark can return to us

>>49249698
Me.

And she ghosts us again. Knew I was an idiot for believing her lies about keeping us updated with the new normal

>>49249698

>post bait
>run out of (You)s after a while
>wait half an hour to an hour
>post the same bait again

>>49249962
Aww son of a bitch!

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

this week has sucked fr no cap on god

>>49250987
I was low-key expecting one of the sponsors of Connect the World to be Taco Bell because of this...

>>49242540
>>49245123
thank you

>>49249158
god I want to suck Gura's dick

>>49249158
NigGura...

I got mcdonalds

>>49249158
H...Hot...