/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>49211853
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

why is he so mean

>>49211853
Thanks for the bread

>>49211918
Amen

I want to squeeze Axel's flat ass

Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until May 22th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>April fools Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

>>49211853
Thank you for the bake

I love my husband's husband

now i have to sleep. good night guys.

>>49211950
giwtwm

>>49212169
I hope you have nightmares! Good night sweet dreams

>>49212169
Making the immigrants wait on them...

>>49211950
lmao

>>49212582
>vesper is one of ryonaposters

>>49212582
as soon as he finds a gullible person he pounces...kowai..

Truly a

rape

>>49211950
He hates tempus.

>>49212169
Hakka and Shinri are so cute together...

>>49211950
>>49212582
>Bettel during debut: The only 2 people who don't bully me is Vesper and Shinri
>Vesper now:
Give it a few more weeks, Shinri will join.

Hey everyone, just wanted to let y'all know that Axel is currently streaming! Check him out maybe, he's a fun guy! Cheers!

loving my bulimic jester every day!

>>49213106
Oh i'm watching but with my gomi nihongo there's not much to say

>>49213106
nihongo janai

>>49212997
He just hates

>>49211918
amen

>>49213082
if the most bottom of all of Tempus is bullying him Shinri will be doing so soon.

where are the axelotls...

>>49213729
Breeding

>>49213762

>>49213903

i want angry axel to fuck me

>>49211950
he trolls the people he loves the most :3

gun cleaning stream doko

>>49211950
They're on good enough terms that they can fuck around like that. THIS is an example of true BROTUBING

>>49213903
Accurate.

>>49213903
Where is my breeding partner?

>>49214566
please god a vesper gun cleaning stream is all i need in life

why are they speaking japanese

>>49214884
because they actually hate us

>>49211853
Wide dingo

>>49214884
dtto feels more comfortable speaking japanese

Let's do a puzzle while watching or not Dingo
https://puzzle.aggie.io/CL6HZi

>>49215040
no

puzzle anons during streams are cringe

>>49214829
proceed to chamber 2 to mount your breeding partner

GRAMPS ON THE TELLY!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vhtuvcGquc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vhtuvcGquc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vhtuvcGquc

>>49214452
Same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vhtuvcGquc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vhtuvcGquc
oji on the telly

I am still traumatized by the valk ults...

Magni was thinking about his stupid damn pissmites during his break....

>>49215456
pain

>>49214754
It actually makes me so happy to see him be comfortable enough to joke around like

>>49214944
KEK it is kinda wide isnt it. I just grabbed one of the first things I found on his twitter that looked nice

>>49215456
Was still a horrible call to not have Axel play Valk himself instead, no matter the logic behind was putting Altare behind her was. Never knew why Axel was so adamant not playing the character. Really believe that one change would had helped them so much, so many games lost because of easy Valk ult miscommunication when Axel could had just taken the wheel himself.

nowa stop screaming it makes me want to kill you

I am the last vestielite

>I remember the lean times
wdhmbi

>>49215831
I disagree because it would’ve pushed under Axel’s bad habits. Bad communication was their biggest problem in more ways than one and should’ve always been their main priority in fixing which they pretty much never did, everything else is just bandaids on bulletholes

Noir Vesper Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN

>>49216205
kek

>another ashy joke
>"its my cousin"
NOWA IS MIXED I WILL NOT TAKE MY FUCKING MEDS HES JOKING ABOUT HIS WHITE SIDE OF THE FAMILY

>Vesper wants to start doing WoW grinding streams
the filter of all filters... based

Easy with the self doxxing Ves.

>>49216205
what is that

my husband and our daughter https://twitter.com/HontoMory/status/1656591765061906432?t=cwu_WdUNkpj-UuI90N4D4w&s=19

Is it normal to get heart palpitations from tylenol?

ready for the WoW 12 hour streams?

>>49216406
Damn straight!

>>49216406
fuck yes this (and hopefully more Diablo/Zomboid streams) is the shit i signed up for when it comes to him

I'm honestly more surprised they haven't been heavily greifed while playing WoW, even the alliance players all seem to be tempura

>>49216394
Nope

>>49216501
Tempura in general are very polite and organizesd in MMO's. Started from the cultare and spread to every fanbase

>>49216294
a level

>>49216294
You must be over 18 years old to post here.

>>49216349
i want to give them both a smooch on the forehead

>>49216394
thats not normal you probably took too much

>>49216406
i will do my drawing reps while it plays in the bg and thats it

>>49216394
that happened to me when i became allergic to tylenol, no bueno friend
>>49216406
FUCK yes my autism is ready

Altare Doko

that little giggle he does
fucking cute

>>49216406

what the fuck is that

old image

>>49216616
I'll be just fine

>>49216853
suck the watamelon you fruit bat ojisan

>KOTH zatsu
home

>>49216782
>picrel
FFXI streams would be the ultimate filter.

>>49216738
Later, little bro

>>49217265
zoomed out it looks like theyre violently shaking

Maya Ibuki
She's gay

Would you care if Vesper is black?
Would you care if Flayon is black?

>>49217447
I wouldn't care

>>49217447
NO
Black otakus are the MOST BAISED

Anons are always talking about filtering like they want their oshi to disappear into irrelevance. Good thing game choice doesn’t actually filter people.

Saw a random youtube ad about online casinos and I was convinced the voice over was done by Flayon

we got a lot of blackanons here huh

>>49217447
it means he can say the N word if he decides to play GTA 5

>>49217447
No

axel is in nana's twitter space

>Gendo is his favorite character
what in the childhood trauma..

>>49215616
??

>>49217447
>Flayon is black
this is a new one, i always assumed he was a white twink

WE LOOPING AGAIN, I MISSED THIS

tucker is not worse than gendo...

Gambino best father

ALTARE CUTE, ALTARE LOVE

Axel would die without human interaction

It was fun. Nice to see dtto getting along with Axel nowadays, she teases Axel a lot more than she used to before rust arc. Also when Leo starts to talk with Axel in English they sound so similar, like a twin for my esl ears lol

>EGL mention
I forgot he understood lolita terminology

>>49217807
I’m so ready for csgo into zelda,,,,

>>49217447
yes because it would make it funnier that my oshis are also a shade of ambiguous brown

Yujiro Hanma is simultaneously best and worst dad.

>>49217590
good for him

>>49218129
cute motherfucker

is love live worth watching?

>>49218195
yes nigga

>>49217691
it's a shitpost unlike the nowa one

>Gut feeling
I wonder why.

>>49218388
>unlike nowa
dyrbi

Vesper is replacing HQ with VG (minus Shinri)

>>49218487
50/50

>Ranking of Kings
eh I don't think the character he is thinking of is worse than tucker

>>49217691
it's cause he got arrested

>>49218503
He wanted Shinri too but he no way fags him to go after his ex

>>49218487
the nowa rrat continues to get foundations (70% for me), while it already is confirmed flayon is asian

>>49218388
Literally the opposite.

>>49218686
tempus romance is serious business...

>>49215616
Can't forget to water the thirsty mags! I can't wait!

>>49218719
kek
did you know people can be mixed? crazy concept

>catch up on Shinri's guerilla
>check the vod of the indie he raided because I like to see reactions
>she sperged and started talking about FNAF mpreg out of nervousness
Kino, thanks mama.

>>49218823
Yes, I've been thinking his half black since somethings he said in his twitter spaces

>>49218897
did she talk about machibird?

>>49218897

>>49218686
God, we need a NTR fic of this!

>>49218823
yeah and vesper is at least 70% black to me

Vesper is 50% black to me because his last name means black

vesper is blasian

hey guys his name is noir vesper of course he's black

Wait I thought he was green

>>49218503
He'll probably disappoint VG too.

Veszper Noirskowski

>>49219174
His experiences sound more like your usual white/black mix

>>49219229
Imagine being the first brother in Holopro and then you find out what they named you.

>>49219174
na, we'd know if he was part asian
most likely black/white or black/hispanic but if he were any part hispanic, they would have made a thing out of it like Scarle

>>49219316
>evening nigga
Really did him dirty

cute wives
https://twitter.com/fjshflhakfjs/status/1656706479393734656

>>49219431
tard wife bettel...

>>49219431

>>49219431
>no twin tails
why live

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1656728882886615040

>>49219549
no regular tail either :( but i forgive the artist for giving the hag a really cute hat

Is depression post cumming normal or am I weird?

>>49219582
He hates Bettel!

>>49219261
Without a doubt

>>49219582
Yeah, I thought it was weird he was gonna stream before a 24-hour marathon, not to mention he was annoyed at himself for always agreeing and accepting invites

>>49219431
Cottagecore Tempus!
cottagecore was mentioned in a wow stream last week

>>49219618
that is very normal that's how hormones work silly goose especially if you are prone to high highs and low lows

>>49219628
was it even a collab?

>>49218945
I don't think so, no.

>>49219757
no but its fps so it would be open for someone to hop in and this is the first time he was going to stream csgo while bettel was no longer getting assblasted by his isp

when's axel playing titanfall

>>49219582
Lazy blue boy...

>>49219979
Cute boy

>>49219979
i love my lazy blue wife <3

>>49219889
never enjoy apex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uzkvcFdIao

i hate this stupid dumbass so much

>>49220239

rape nowa

>>49220280
i dont remember typing this

What are the chances that Ves'll get "good" ending?

>>49220461
knowing his weird luck with getting good endings? high

Why did Altare do that

>>49220595

>Vesper has a knot

What an interesting "joke" to make. We know your balls are small

>>49220780
no, just big balls

>>49220780
ToT

maimai hate

can this fag hag bunny stop being creepy we get it you twerked in a fish costume

>>49220909
Damn that’s a sexy ass axel

>>49220909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V6xqIHgjA

>>49221234
I can't fucking wait.

>>49220909
>>49221234
DORYOKU MIRAI A BEAUTIFUL ANIKI

>>49221234
cute

>>49221650
LMAO THIS DINGO KEK

>>49219582
Oh shit I can nap too then, nice

superchat raids incoming
https://twitter.com/magmitenest/status/1656166518772871168
https://twitter.com/Peanut_Alley/status/1656690645036331008

>>49222020
Oh, nice, two streams for me to avoid

>>49221650
AAAAAAAAAAAA

vesper did it!

bad end..
starbark..

Magmo ending...

>>49222086
i also hate when content creators i like are financially supported in endearing ways

Tempus is a morally grey guild

>>49222230
kys you retarded attention whore

>>49222230
Retard, they completely disrupts and ruin the stream to me. Good for the streamer or whatever, but the content goes to hell because they're not content in supporting, they need their attention.

>>49222020
I'll join in, there's no time for Bettel's one though

deez

nuts

>>49221650
>:3
She's so damn cute

>>49222568
I want to kidnap that Altare and squish that fat fuck

>>49222020
I hate all of you if you turn Altare’s TotK stream turn into a SC reading

>>49222568
Source? I love it, specially Altare

>>49222638
i think theres a rainbow planned for that one

Are superchat trains a nijisanji thing or something? I swear I NEVER saw them before VG and now they’re constant and annoying as fuck.

>>49222638
There’s probably going to be a lot for him to read in the moment

>>49222686
https://twitter.com/marbledkat/status/1653822649079066624

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjpHzLYHkwA

>>49222638
That's exactly what is written in one of the tweets

>>49222814
https://youtu.be/M0LfLk9lLEg
heres the mario kart commercial he was talking about. havent seen this shit in ages

when's nowa streaming oregon trail

>>49222817
Which one?

>>49222718
yeah it's a niji thing.

>>49222951
Open and read it lazy nigga

>>49222638
the "attacks" can't be read, it's usually too many

Yum, Olive Garden

>>49222817
I know but whether or not it turns into a superchat reading is up to Altare. I get the sentiment but I’d probably do it when he’s not playing the game he’s been anticipating the most

>>49222906
Super Amazing Wagon Adventure perms please

>>49223064
bumpin on a Wednesday afternoon...

>>49223071
regardless of when it was done someone would be sperging over it

>>49222638
eh i trust altare on this part. he kinda knows when to stop and leave it after the stream

>>49223036
Imagine reading
Nah not for the supa raids

>>49222638
>altare
it’ll be fine. dude knows what his audience wants.

It's one thing to complain about Bettel or Vesper getting supa trains because most of their streams are already filled with SC reading, but come on let Leader have his moment. He doesn't get THAT many supas anymore.

>>49223227
yeah and he's assured his audience many times that even if doesn't read them out loud he reads them after stream

hi i'm just visiting, was blue man supposed to be doing some kind of new tourney thing this month or did my schizo brain imagine that, i can't find info anywhere thanks

>>49223269
I don’t care that it’s happening I’m just saying the timing could be better. Especially considering the 250k karaoke is a day after

>>49223337
he isn't

>>49223269
Nigga, vesper and bettel also didn't get much anymore. And bettels rainbow is for his birthday

>>49223365
Double the pleasure, double the fun

I don't watch your boys but this autoplayed on Youtube an it's fucking amazing
https://youtu.be/1VU1e9woQbQ

>>49223337
The "blue man" can't organize anything like that, every time he tries it ends up in failure

>>49223337
https://twitter.com/eviltoaster/status/1655450166411788288

>>49223511
this isn't a tourney

>>49223451
glad you liked it irystocrat, you should give the rest of hakka's covers a try he has an incredible voice

>>49223337
If you’re talking about the apex collab with indie, it’s just collab not a tourney

>>49223551
yep but it's probably what the tourist was remembering.

>>49223451
Meh, the NijiEN version is better.

>>49222020
doing a rainbow train for a birthday seems kinda pointless when he's gonna get a bunch of SCs no matter what

>>49223064
Vampire tussy

>>49223644
does it really matter? they just want to give him money

>>49223683
>vampire
meds

>>49223644
they’re just trying to guarantee that he has the biggest numbers gotten during a bday stream

>>49223642
Look faggot. I like Hololive and accept Stars, I don't give a shit about your 2% earners.

>>49223644
Rainbow is more money

>>49223753
bettelheads are obsessed with numbers its crazy

>>49223696
fair enough, i just doubt there's gonna be that many people participating that weren't already gonna send him money
>>49223753
pretty gay if true

i can't believe he's back and about to stream again....

>>49223774
Based.

>>49223798
i block them all on twitter but they always pop up on my for you page at the start of the month with their charts

>>49220909
I WANNA SQUEEZE HIS TITS

>>49223862
i do this with vesties kek

if the bettelion doesn't grief bettel during fall guys i'll be disappointed

Dredge love

starbark alive
vesper dead though
fair trade

>>49223820 (me)
also, the main appeal of rainbow trains is the surprise factor, which is diminished if you do it during a stream where a shit ton of donations is expected

>>49223782
You can send $500 in a single aka supa? Ain’t that the limit for a day too?

bettelions numberfag to make up for the abuse and ryona, it balances out

>>49223696
They don't "just wanna give him money", they wanna send a lot of SCs to get his attention.

>>49223862
Best thing I’ve seen is a pie chart with all the boys sc earnings. I almost asked the bettelhead to add jp stars just to waste her time since she’s doing it every month anyway

>>49224136
so? that's why people superchat

i miss him

>>49224049
Rainbow brings in more money because it encourages everyone to join and throw something in, even if it's little money. It makes some people feel less shy about only affording the low amount supas.

Vesperonii

>>49224453
zetaxel

>>49224221
i wonder what vestea's tea tastes like

>>49224479
probably a mix of black tea and cum

>>49224502
>cum
...vesper's?

>>49224525
yes

>>49224564
whore

>>49224564
That cum? Me

>>49222020
>[Do not QRT] [RTs Appreciated!]
but why

in case teamup anon is around: altare csgo is canceled and flay's mystic messenger is 1 hour later

>>49224827
You think people on Twitter don't have their own brand of autism like we have ours?

>>49224827
because they don't want the streamers to accidentally find out about it, which is useless because new twitter shows you stuff even from people you don't follow

>>49224959
can't they just temporary block said streamers so they wont see the post

>>49224858
What's up with Flay?
Lately all his streams gets postponed...

>>49224049
>limit for a day
Is that across all channels or per channel?

>>49225227
part time job rrats...

>>49224959
But they could still see the RTs

>>49225227
it was always at 3 pst, he just fucked up the est time on his schedule

>>49225261
he also fucked up the jst time, cute jobber

>>49225247
for one account

>ryonaposting in pre-chat
bettelions...

>>49225654
what?

>>49225076
twitter is retarded, i see quote retweeted posts from people i have blocked every day

>>49225739
some were talking about turning bettel into paste and eating him

>>49225769
lol wtf

>>49225769
Now they're just talking about cannibalism in general.

>>49225769
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1cLt1vwxcM
FUNNY MAN ON THE TELLY

https://twitter.com/narigaya/status/1654853166910046209

>>49211950
He's right thought.

MY BULIMIC JESTER'S ON THE TELLY AT A NORMAL PERSON TIME WOOOOOO also fixed the maid axel for the anon that asked https://files.catbox.moe/prs1ls.png

>>49226303
>Another day where anons me confuse a white-haired girl with Zeta

>>49226461
Cute, thanks for sharing anon

NOOOOOO

IT'S OVER

>>49217447
Only if they give me the N pass.

BETTEL HATES LEADER

>>49226806
based

>>49217447
>Vesper?
Yeah, because he sounds like a boring black
>Flayon?
0% chance of him being black but ok

>>49226806
He is just too perfect

Leader too cute~

>>49226283
Pinnacle of human engineering

>>49226848
>boring
What does boring mean in this context?

>>49226848
>t. never met a black

Bettel being good at fall guys is so cute to me I don't know why it just is. I love my clown.

DUMB JESTER JOBBER IDIOT

>PLEASE NO MORE

>>49226848
>0% chance of him being black but ok

INTERNET GONE IT'S OVER

It just cuts out entirely now for a few seconds. Less painful than the constant lag I guess.

>>49226136
Is he playing against bots or some people are still playing the game?

ENTER THE FOX

>>49227415
Where?

>>49227415
His bf

Why the fuck is he so good at Fall Guys, what?

>>49227501
he is the fall guy, he knows what he must do

does that count as a vom noise

bettel vom noise check

thank you leader for feeding us bettel vomit

>>49227721
uuuuuuuuuuuuhh pass

>>49227721
>feeding us
hot

>doesn't recognize doraemon
what the fuck bettel

>>49227784
he's not a weeb anon cmon

>>49227784
It was never played on US TV, I only know about him because I'm a huge weeb that looked in to undubbed anime all the time when I was young

>>49227784
>doraemon
that wasnt popular in America

>>49227894
>>49227902
wtf america, did you at least have crayon shin chan

>>49227902
It was popular enough in my state

i miss my roach husband

>>49227943
Yes, but it had the "Ghost Stories" treatment

>>49227943
shin chan was dubbed and on adult swim late at night over here. its a cult classic for us among adults but not seen as a childrens show compared to how the rest of the world sees it

>>49227965
>filename
kek relatable, stay strong morfyume

>>49228007
>>49228059
what the hell how come we dont hear about it nearly as much as ghost stories

>>49225769
He has a little Danganronpa energy

new emote for the cultare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBsYOF-pVfE

friendship with leader ended

>>49227784
The palest pale king

i just want to overpower him with my body weight and kidnap him in a moldy burlap bag and force him to play my favorite games in a claustrophobically small deadbolted closet and watch his stream from the other room laughing as his subtle cries for help go ignored because everyone thinks he's doing a bit. i love him so much...

>shinri grinding apex to play with altare
>altare going behind shinri's back to play csgo with bettel
this is heating up more than a latam soap opera

>>49228169
why doesn't shinri just play csgo

>>49228166
you lost me at the body weight part because i'm as thin as he is

>>49228166
FAT FUCK

>>49228116
AAAIIIIIEEEEEE NINTENDO IS GOING TO SUE HIS ASS

>>49228169
altare has been playing csgo for a long time now, the minute he gets his hands on cs2 it will probably take up all his time. axel is more of the apex guy

>>49228166
lose weight fatty

He's being emotionally manipulated

>>49227894
I don't think it was ever shown on TV here either, but I could still see it on random merch and paintings around the city. Latam buff

>>49228288
Altare doesn’t need to grind tho, if Shinri or Axel ask him to play he just boots the game up and ready. Shinri needs to yo even play

>>49228212
Characters not hot enough, please understand

>>49228308
magni infected bettel with his needyness and now bettel did the same to altare

>>49227965
morfyume i love you so much

>>49228091
I have no idea why it didnt become as meme'd on as ghost stories. it had the same aura like south park does and was pretty funny to watch.

>>49228116
>>49228341
Cute

>>49228341
Oh shit, new?? Cute

>>49228404
>pointy ears
Oh shit altare became a vampire

>>49228341
he’s so dumb

>>49228461
..its hylian anon

>>49228576
manchild

>>49228461
meds. now.

>>49228461
literally an elf

>>49228091
it's almost impossible to find the english dub in good quality on youtube, but this is how i best remember it
it was a time before millennials really understood the internet or the value of memes
https://youtu.be/nPrwJTf8eOs?t=854

>>49228234
i'm weak to fight/strangle him so i meant pushing my legs on his head and wrists down on his back or something, we're about the same weight but it might work since he's a malnourished stick

>>49228917
i want to rub my ribcage against bettel's while we massage each other's collarbones with our long thin bony fingers

my pilot husband on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONq_BkcIq8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONq_BkcIq8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONq_BkcIq8Y

>>49229232
This game, man

>>49225258
Twitter is a special form of broken in which a blocked account can't see a basic retweet, but they can see a quote retweet.

flayon talking to magni and bettel until 8 am...

>>49229325
I DM my friend any holostream that I turn on to watch (his request) and I always feel funny when I alert him with a Flay Otome game

>>49229506
it's really cute how much magni and flayon vibe

>>49229553
kek

>hey stop
bettel sounds so cute when he says that

>>49229613
he doesn't talk much about magni on stream but whenever he brings him up it's always how magni helps him, it is cute

>>49229763
he sounded like he didn't want them to stop

>>49229163
now you've lost me but i support you stick anon! playing funky tunes with each others atrophied bodies call that a maribma

the ragequit

>Hey girl shut the fuck up
ToT

retard