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Didn't get to post because the thread died, but most clips suck because they're ESL as FUCK. There's almost always spelling errors, grammatical errors, or they straight up don't subtitle what the liver is saying correctly. It irks me to no end

News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Luxiem Segaprize Collab: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1638813005529120768
Shu, Mysta, and Vox at CWT May 27: https://twitter.com/CW_TAIWAN/status/1652145847176683520
Mysta at Sutera Anime Fest May 27-28: https://twitter.com/LoveArts220/status/1642466653974700036
Vox Panel at Nijigen Expo June 3rd: https://twitter.com/nijigenexpo_/status/1656251375532261378
Alban at Otakuthon August 11-13: https://twitter.com/otakuthon/status/1654516315514716160
Outfit status: 5 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Get Well VP
Luxiem 2.0 Merch
Hex bday
Nijipuppet goods
2nd Anniversary

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ike Covers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jwl0hIMhFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BlZBNYTA04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOxhJdmc5s
Luca Cover:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlPFSe-VabI
Mysta Orisong ft. Finana for Hoyofair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2v4kbfuSEk
Vox Outfit Lore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8ufF-hkIFkVox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329

https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1656735929569267712

>>49222723
Rip news kindred

>>49222723
ANIMEIMPULSE YOU SHEEP FUCKING WHORES OF COURSE THIS GETS POSTED AFTER MY NEWSPOST

>>49222762
sorry i forgot to post it last thread when it went up

i’m going to miss him so much. suicide imminent.

>>49222815
It's alright.... Next thread will be accurate I hope

I miss my wife so much. I wake up and I think of him. I make breakfast and I think of him. I open youtube and I see others' wives streaming and I'm jealous of them. I hear my fucking dog bark and I think of him. I see the rain clouds and I remember his autistic gaze. I see my roomba circling itself and I'm reminded of his detachable helicopter dick. His game is about to be released and I hate that gay shit but I want to watch my wife play it and be happy. I can only cry quietly as I make copious amounts of cups of tea just to hear his laugh. Hugging my fuuchan bodypillow isn't enough. I put my toaster under my head when I sleep so I can imagine his arms under me. Today I almost made out with my fridge. What can I do? When will he be back? I can't stand that my wife is in pain and I'm not there to be his maid. I'll buy him all the oils he needs, bring him metal I steal off my neighbour's lawn, I'll eat his ass to take his mind off things. I'll do anything for him, I would, but I'm helpless. Will this pain ever end?

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!! Take care and have fun this weekend Sonny...

wuca love!

This is probably an Extremely Queer sentiment, but I have sappy fondness for Uki's interactions with Vox beyond just horny fanservice. Vox has talked about being bi or bicurious but having zero actual experience, and odds are he's never going engage in much more than talk. But he's always been more than a little awkward about the topic (outside of shock value jokes with Mysta and Shoto) when sincerity of any kind was involved, and that absolutely reads to me as "no real experience but tentative curiosity".

Uki's attempts to flirt with Vox early on fell so flat, but it really feels like Vox has gotten more comfortable with time, and I like to think that it's been a way for Vox to test the waters a little without any consequences. In all likelihood I don't think Vox will ever go much beyond "bicurious" but Uki is both extremely gay and also safe - he flirts with everyone equally, and he's actually quite cautious irl. I don't know if I'm explaining well, but I know a lot of queer people had someone in their life who was out and didn't shy away from being gay, and it created sort of a space to engage with that without demanding more. And someone like Uki who's pretty and affectionate but not actually asking for more with their irl interactions...I just suspect he's probably put some of Vox's curiosity to rest and left him feeling a little more confident and aware of himself.

Sorry for the essay, I know this probably all sounds faggy, Vox's growth and vulnerability just makes me cry happy tears sometimes.

>>49222883
i miss him too....he was my gateway to niji so with him gone it's just so...meh

>>49223681
Cute observation, the casual flirting during vox's bday overwatch was nice too. It's nice that Vox gets to come out of his shell more and more when it comes to romance, I swear he never would have talked about how much he ships reylo a year ago. I know people don't really believe vox's bi-curiosity but I swear I did not pay 5 smackeroos to watch him squeal like a teenager over tom hiddleston in crimson peak to question the guy's journey. I realized I was bi when I figured out that I liked Makoto from free and Panty from PSG equally, we all get there in our own ways.

>>49223681
you're fine anon, i've noticed a lot of the boys have gotten more comfortable with him around. especially the "macho men" who wasn't around gay people growing up and lived around stereotypes. i think dj sort of opened a bit of a door for others too before leaving

dj....i'm gonna be honestly i think nocrtx lost a little bit of the noctyx essence with him gone

>>49224684
That's what happens when any wave loses a member

>>49224684
they dont have to roleplay being parents without her around

>>49224684
noctyx is dying right now, there's only 3 of them currently streaming. actual suicide wave

>>49224889
>wife on hiatus
>sex cat dying of aids
>uki dying of aids
>sonny dying of aids (after sex with uki)
it's over

>>49224619
I'm confused wdym macho men???

>>49224598
>>49224619
Thank you, I'm glad others can see it too. It seems like the dudes meet Uki in person and then become a lot more comfortable with him on stream, maybe a combination of how pretty he is (flattering to be flirted with regardless of orientation) and maybe once they realize he's mostly talk and actually very respectful/not predatory irl lol. I think Vox stands out because he's always been so open and vulnerable about this stuff and he's so fucking young too. Hope Uki continues to be a good friend to him.

>>49223681
I really like that demon is getting more comfortable like that, it makes me quite feel happy for him

>>49224684
I wasn't a fan of DJ in group collabs but I think he brought a ton of energy to the EN branch and was becoming a big creative force...but he seems a lot happier now. Niji's loss overall.

protonjon for gamer wave

>>49225304
uki love! gaymen

markiplier for gamer wave

>>49225935
KINO

AY-AYAY!! SHU-SAMA, you're BACK?!!? HUUUHHHH?!?! You turned yourself into a BEE??? You became SHUBEERT THE BEE!?!?!?!?!?!?! And Instead of TAKING my LIFE, you are now going to make ME your WIFE?!?! You are going to OVERPOWER ME, embarrassing me COMPLETELY, and BRING my BELOVED BODY back to your NEST to me your new QUEEN?!?! After PLEASURING me with your STINGER, you are gonna WHAT?!?! Go AROUND THE MULTIVERSE, collecting SEMEN from the MOST VIRILE SHUS, and then RETURN and POLLINATE MY BEAUTIFUL FLAPPY, BROWN, USED UP FLOWER?!?!?! And then, I'm going to be FORCED to CARRY and DELIVER a new BROOD of BEE-VTUBER-YAMINION HYBRIDS, whose HIVE-MIND will have ONE mission and ONE mission ONLY?!?! And that mission will be to GULP INFEST my BUSSY with BUG LARVAE?!?! Horny YAMINION, who this tread loves VERY much, will become the QUEEN of a NEW WASP-DYNASTY, and will usher in a NEW ERA for BEE-KIND, by BREEDING and BREEDING and BREEDING CONSTANTLY, producing COUNTLESS BABIES, all while I'm being sustained SOLELY on DELICIOUS COCK-NECTAR?!?! I will be SIRING the CHILDREN of EVERY SHU on the MULTIVERSE?!?! And after the GESTATION PERIOD ENDS, I will FLOOD the WORLD with BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of GENETIC FREAKS whose ONLY GOAL is to STING ME, causing me IMMENSE SUFFERING?!?! I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a TINY NEST, with only a SMALL OPENING for my HOLE to be FERTILIZED?!? And I will be FORCED to subsist ONLY the AMNIOTIC FLUID that LEAKS through the CRACKS of my CELL?!?! I will be living in the BREEDING room, LISTENING to my oshi INSEMINATING me EVERYDAY like a PHANTOM of the OPERA?!?!? EXCEPT this time, instead of getting to KISS Shu, I will get to MOP UP ALL the OH SO SWEET PENIS-HONEY with my TONGUE and then SPIT it back into my WOMB to make sure not a DROP is wasted!?!?! WOW, DINNER and a new HOME, you are SPOILING ME!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOO!!!!

Alban doxx do not open

>>49226144
literally me

>>49226996
I'm reporting you to the authorities

>>49226996
I read this in his voice

wife....i hope you can enjoy the new zelda game if you're playing it offline...

>>49222883
I'm going to fucking cry

>>49224598
I realised I was a homo because of eris from sinbad, I watched that cartoon as a child probably a million times just to see her in her bubble bath, shit was wild.
https://youtu.be/maZm43Bf4GI

>>49224619
Not to say luca is homophobic but he definitely never really interacted with lgbt people, uki and dj for sure made him more comfortable around lgbt people

>>49228387
Nice. The transformation scenes in PSG definitely awakened something in me, I knew it was super lewd but the music was amazing and the visuals were cool so I couldn't look away. Free of course had shirtless men being homoerotic and angsty. Makoto was so big and kind and I wanted to lay on his abs so bad.

>>49228868
We both had such weeby sexual awakneings, I was also obsessed with Winx Club and Totally spies because they were so hot. I didn't watch that much anime as a kid, this really is revealing my age kek

>>49229379
I wonder if kids these days are getting sexual awakenings from vtubers. I can say with certainty that whether or not Vox wants to, he awakened something in someone out there.

Fat cat

i realized nenmen's anniversary is the same as luxiem's anniversary, the thread survived a year

>>49231189
*luxiem's half anniversary whoops

I am in love with this artist's style and their fondness for Doppio/Uki. https://twitter.com/gyaddo027

>>49231255
lmao the artist i blocked

>>49231189
The fact that I've been in this thread for a year makes me feel old

>>49231431
What for? Just don't like them?

coping with wife's absence by watching 50 hours of raging loop, imagining what kind of commentary wife would have for the game if he could play it

>>49231927
yeah i don't trust artists who don't draw/follow my oshi as weird as that sounds

>>49232017
I cope by watching a copious amount of porn and imaging that it's wife in those scenarios

>>49232441
are you a comfydant by any chance

alban love !

>>49231475
Baamen.

>>49233528
y yeah

kindergarten kyo's rrat is so cute

>>49233049
i've been feeling too lethargic to be horny.... but i really wish he could play this VN since he likes among us so much. he'd enjoy the third route a lot

>>49234412
Being horny is my coping mechanism, I've been reading this one hentai manga over and over again imagining that it's wife. It's about this girl that gets used as a cumdump but they guys gives her multiple orgasms until she passes out and mindbreaks, I love imagining him in all sorts of degenerate scenarios.....I miss him wo much TT^TT

>>49234635
i love inserting wife into that one doujin with the elf dad who gets gangraped and then sold to a nice human

Can't stop thinking about demon's lore... I need that project like I need air

>>49225213
nta but this >>49228485

sex with luxnoc

>>49234905
Oh yessss I love that one so cute

>>49222956
Luca love and Luca sex, amen

>>49236231
Eh I see...this is just my opinion but I just don't worry about that. Like if this is related to something like toxic masculinity? Someone knows about lgbt or doesn't Idc like people think a lot on the subject to much.

Remember, if Uki can write fanfic of himself and a minecraft warden live on stream, then you can write about your oshi too!

kyo is horrible at painting

A rich man offering Alban compensation for dates, expensive gifts and dressing him in luxury goods. He's stable, comforting and a real gentleman despite the fact that their arrangement is very clearly built upon him buying Alban's time, affection and ass and despite trying to set boundaries for himself going into things Alban becomes a bit too trusting. In the past he's always been just a whore and not someone that any customer wants to take home, but this guy is paying his rent, his bills, and for any whim that Alban has, he gets a little bit sloppy. When 6 months down the line he asks if Alban wants to move in with him and to make the arrangement full time, he's blinded by the money and says yes without thinking. He spends so much time at the mansion anyway, it will save him in commute and there's plenty of space there for him to be able to have time alone. That's where he fucks up. It all goes normally at first, of course they're fucking more and he's wearing a 'uniform' around the house that he wouldn't be caught dead in outside but he's still got freedom, his own savings, and can do essentially as he pleases while his sugar daddy is at work. steadily though, it starts to go downhill without him realising it.
He's requested to only leave the house with his sugar daddy, which is weird but crime has been increasing downtown so he supposes it's just because he's being overprotective. He tries to access his personal bank account and finds himself locked out, but he has access to his sugar daddy's credit card so he'll deal with it later. Suddenly people are being invited over while he's wearing his 'uniform' and while it's embarrassing at first, it's not really that weird when everyone knows exactly why he's living with the guy. It's just short shorts, a little apron if he's doing house work and a slightly too short t-shirt when you break it down into parts.
Red flags don't even raise when he starts to be used in front of guests either. His mind is becoming more and more conditioned into accepting suggestions without requesting immediate compensation in return. Sugar daddy wants him to suck him off in front of the guests at the pool party? He'll do it, everyone knows that he's a live in whore anyway. Sugar daddy wants to pass him around the guests after a dinner party? We'll he is getting to live this life of luxury so it's not that big of a deal. The acts become more demeaning? Well he's already used to being positioned at parties for free use among the guests so if his sugar daddy would rather use his mouth as a urinal than take 5minutes away from his guests then he'll get down on his knees and swallow it down, thanking him afterwards. week by week he's being used less like a valued piece of arm candy and more like the cheap whore that he used to be, minus the freedom that he used to have back then.
It hits him all at once three years down the line. He sees how his sugar daddy looks at a younger boy when they're out together, his eyes lingering and a smirk quirking his lips. He asks Alban what Alban thinks it would take to break him and get him agreeing to live the life that Alban does, and that's when it hits Alban just how replaceable he is. That night he tries to get into his bank accounts again and finds them all closed. He panics, realising just how much the life he's living has deviated from the original agreement and just how dependant he is on a man who rarely even wants to take him out of the house anymore and who gives him zero freedom of his own. He considers running but he has no where to go, he doesn't even know if the friends he used to have in the city still live there, he's so isolated from everyone. As tears start to well up in his eyes, he's called to the master bedroom, at least sobbing doesn't seem out of place when he's being brutally fucked.
When his sugar daddy comes home two weeks later with the boy he'd been eying up on his arm, Alban feels the last bit of hope leave him. Even if he's kept around, he's no longer the favourite. That night as he's called in to show the new boy the ropes, he plans to spill everything to him, in hopes that the new boy will run. It's clear that his sugar daddy catches on though. He's slammed against a wall after and told in no uncertain terms that the moment he opens his mouth he's on the street. He has no option to be an obedient little slut, increasingly watching neglected from the sidelines and new toys take his place, plotting how to escape with enough to start a new life outside of the mansion.

>>49238874
amen!

>>49238926
i don't care, his art has SVOL!
i wish we had boys and did more art streams this stream is targeted specifically to me and is peak comfy.

i cant believe wife won't play zelda with us i just can't

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45985363/chapters/115750567

>>49222525
Mob/Alban, Sugar baby, prostitution, piss-mention, abandonment
>>49239036
aaaa this is so good fanfic takaradachi....i feel so bad for alban this stupid whore.....i will save him...thank you so much for the food

>>49239769
i remember reading this and feeling edged that we don't have sex. i am reader and i want to rush into fucking luca kaneshiro

>>49240548
Yeah this story was pretty good to bad there is no more...

>>49240633
its been almost a month and a half since the last update... it's one of maybe 2 or 3 fanfics on there with him that don't sound entirely too ooc or shove pog into every dialogue sentence he says. come back anonymous

>>49238926
I think it's charming

Merch is up https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1656841722855559168

>>49242720
SNIFFFFFF GOTTA GET MY OSHI'S SCENT (and the keychain)
God am I gonna have some explaining to do when allll of this merch goes to my parent's house (nendo, bday merch, now this)

>>49240767
I do like stories where the personality is consistent cause it might as well be someone else then person you're actually writing about...

So what will (you) be doing with your oshi’s canned boysmell

>>49243887
that's my only issue with reader insert fanfics sometimes. the character is either too ooc from the original or they write the self insert to being obviously just them which would be fine. just don't tag the fic as reader or self insert if it's just you.

>>49244216
nothing because it's too expensive, maybe in the future i can get a sample of the perfume he uses

>>49244216
I'll wear it when I cosplay him

oh shit vox's perfume sold out, kindred who wanted his, i hope you got it...

>>49244216
Some people are going to try to use it as lube, aren't they....

>>49244556
I did thank god

>>49244661
you were right about kindreds selling it out, im sorry to have doubted you

>>49244556
I was the one who asked the other day and didn't... my browser froze and crashed right as it was literally finishing up my purchase... hopefully though they'll put up more though...

>>49244873
oh no, hopefully they put up more soon

>>49244648
Thank you for the idea

>>49244873
there's still stock left on the jp store if you want to try that, though hopefully they'll just restock on the en store

>>49244798
That wasn’t me, I just know with any good vox merch that isn’t a stand that shit is gonna vanish out of thin air

the site was slow to load for me and i forgot iluna and xslay existed so when their keychains showed up i thought it was an error

>>49239036
Thank you for the food!

>10 days for one month of no wife
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49244216
Getting off while I'm wearing it, I've never actually crossed that line, but I figure I'll make a thing of it just this once

>bday merch
>2.0 merch
>anni merch
>nendo coming soon
My shrine is about to become immaculate

luca if you wait till the last minute again to tweet anything about your stream, just know im on my way to choke you out

This is your reminder that Luxiem favoritism never existed.

>>49247386
yes it did, end this stupid loop now

>>49247257
Can I watch

I miss ver

>>49247642
as long as you don't snitch

>>49247889
I would never, nobody likes a snitch!

>>49247491
No it didn't lazunigger. It was a shitpost the whole time

Got Luca and Mysta smells and a she's Pomu nui, wanted a bunch more stuff but I figured what I got is more likely to sell out before I get paid again.

>>49247948
you know what happens to snitches, right?

>>49248214
who has a seperate channel and animations dedicated to their stories? noctyx sure doesn't.

>>49248214
>>49248401
Shut the fuck up and stop replying to each other or just have sex already. God fucking damn.

>>49244335
True....I kind of get tired of gender neutral reader to I wish you can just be a girl sometimes also having character just be quirky or like a baddie gets boring.
l

>>49248216
Will you review the smells when you get them?

they are restocking the merch
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1656864524018827266

>>49248401
>a channel where barely anything is uploaded is "favoritism"
Lazulight still gets the most merch and has a concert with some other females. They are featured in more conventions. No one gives a fuck about a channel. The girls have always gotten more shit than the boys. Luxiem favoritism isn't a thing and never was.

>>49248991
I like gender neutral fics so I don't feel weird when the writer uses a certain pronoun.

>>49248991
gender neutral is sort of ehh, just say it's a girl. i get being inclusive or whatever but you can always tell when the author is struggling themselves to write because they want to stay inclusive. there's nothing wrong with writing things for one specific audience. i also don't like the quirky or tsundere badass in self insert fanfics, "she's not like other girls" trope is overused. having a plain character is fine, easier to self insert into in the first place.

>>49249157
Go argue in main about this shit, stop bringing it here.

>>49249601
Cope more lazufag your whores are completely funded by the boys

>>49249070
Sure thing. I'm really excited, I never thought I would get to live in an omegaverse fic but life's funny that way!

>>49249494
I mean I get if there is stuff that makes people uncomfortable. But I just get tired of it.

>>49249535
True...its fine to have the person not be exactly like reader thats impossible but Making them more grounded depending on the story is good.I got tired of inclusive/progressive stuff just rather see someone write something actually good there's to much focus on trying to please everyone... I read a story of genderbend Disney characters and lady just put a whole list of why Aladdin is offensive and to rewrite it for their own story..

Sometimes I hate it here

>>49249870
Oof well enjoy the moment

>>49250399
rewriting aladdin of all people? why even include him if you're just going to strip him of everything that makes him aladdin...

>>49192592
>>49194194

>>49250672
No idea the gender bend version of rapunzel in the story is like a stoner guy so its already going wrong. I don't even remember what they called the male version of Jasmin because whole speal made me annoyed. It doesn't make any sense if Disney movie is offensive then don't write about them.

>>49251143

>>49251227

>wife in oficial clips comes pain
>feel nothing but pain

>>49251189
stoner rapunzel... i think sometimes people forget it's okay to just write for yourself in a journal without having to please everyone. especially when it turns into a wall of text of disclaimers about what theyre writing about.

>>49248991
Not that I'm super prolific but I kind of split it up like. If I'm wanting to write for other people in the fanbase so we can squeal together I do reader insert, if I'm writing for myself and people can look at it if they want I go with an OC. I love OCs.

>>49250481
Then don't come back.

Any anons in Canada who ordered merch recently? Am I correct in reading that EMS shipping to Canada is available again?

totk is out in the west but i wanted to watch wife play it....it hurts it hurts IT HURTS!!!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>49252584
Hasn't it been available again for a while now? Resumed last November

>>49251632
Yeah also weird 180 of characters but at least its in your personal file like you said... Story is supposed to be fun not to tell me why this and this is bad or whatever else.

>>49252913
It's been a while since I ordered merch but I thought last time I did the EMS column still had an asterisk or x in it in the chart (but who fucking knows now) happy to save a bit on shipping!

Oh Fuuchan, I hope you're having a hella good time playing TOTK right now. You're very dearly loved and missed, please make some wild ass weapon builds and show us when you get back, okay?

I feel like he'd have to have the Triforce of Wisdom, right? Maybe that's just how I read his vibes, idk.

>>49252874 (me)
FUCK lucas going live, ill take pogman instead

>>49251664
Yeah I can see that making sense oc has a bit of you in them . There is a time and place for just wanting to make something with yourself in mind vs a lot of people reading but your ideas should still be included in reader insert.

>>49253210
I'm double sad because Luca's also been super excited to play this too, I wish Fuuchan's hiatus didn't have to happen at all but especially not this game's release date.

I may or may not watch Luca tonight, I'm not going to be playing until Monday night at the earliest. I want to see him be all !!! but BOTW was an obsession for me so I also want to have that first time experience for myself.

i can't believe we didn't get our one week zelda streams im going to kill myself

>>49253631
yeah ToT on the bright side having seen it earlier we'll be able to get excited for when fuchan reacts to things if he hasnt started it already but ah....

my husband is playing legend of zelda totk! im so fucking excited
https://youtu.be/u-xmlgkz4tI
https://youtu.be/u-xmlgkz4tI

>>49254351
Luca, wait for me like Zelda waited for Link! I'll watch after he gets past the opening story stuff if I'm still awake by then

>>49254927
hopefully you're still awake!

uki's takoyaki tweet made me think of wife all over again...

luca sold out too and next is shu
wife and uki are also low

>>49256572
i didnt think the boys would sell out so fast but im glad i at least bought two of luca's perfume

luca explaining how multiplication works was very attractive, i understand yaminions now

>>49256761
yeah no wonder luxiem is the first to go. also hex is low too

wife's perfume is sold out! i thought shu would be the first

>>49257725
lam bros so strong...

TOT

>>49258884
oni shota rape UOOOOOH

I love kyo's rrat

>>49260011
It's a very distinguished rat

I'm so thankful that nijisanji has a boy who so perfectly fits my tastes, who plays into the more degenerate needs I have without hesitation and who is genuinely a really entertaining streamer who consistently delivers on quality. I wish he was less of a numberfag and would play what he wants without worrying so much about his viewer count but no one can be perfect and I love him despite that flaw. Alban love!

he is TENSAI

Uki is coming to Otakuthon with Alban, I hope this means it's all of Noctyx...

>>49263115
Uki and Alban are going to have gay sex at the panel to make up for them both missing Fuuchan

>>49263255
sonny.....

>what if you walk past me and i smell it, a smell of a lucub! you smell like me!
marking...

More AC in 2.5 hours! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mstF8TF82R8&ab_

>>49264276
aruban....

>>49265573
I wish he could just enjoy things without worrying about this shit

Become alive demon is gonna speak jp soon

Quilldren please give Ike lots of hugs

Demon speaking jp here https://www.youtube.com/live/6grlZxutJms

auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mstF8TF82R8

Jp demon SO SEX

alban.....

>>49265573
I feel bad now ;_;

Thank you for being late

whore

Takaradachis are stinky neets they won't buy it alban

I'd buy catboy piss tho

molesting alban on a secluded island.....

Alban being parasocial with chat aaaah cute

Quilldren he's okay...kind of. Alive, at the very least.

alban rebroadcasting his karaoke on the 25th

Awww I love this cat so much

watching hibari’s 3d is making me miss dj….

>>49268553
>>49269327
I will give him all the hugs in the world. And probably cry my eyes out while doing it. I feel so bad for him.

Vox uses watashi

Vox’s jp senpais are now going to rape him

alban TOT

is alban a furry...

>>49269713
Maybe

Thank you kotoka

that was a fun stream

Oh no this got dark real fast

a dead body was found........

This is a horror game now. Good luck, alban.

Alban is so mean to everyone in animal crossing...

he'll pay with his body

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kek alban

Alban's head is too big compared to the rest

aieeee alban keeps on wanting to fuck blue birds

He's cumming

alfonso....

Enter alban's lost brother alfonso

albans brother sounds so cute and retarded

Cute ToT

How does that work...a tree in his pocket...

>>49271241
prison pocket

>>49271268
No.................

He's acting like a 10 years old again uuuuoooh

TOT he always reverts to being a child....

I don't get why alban wants to fuck this blue bird so bad

Ugly...

Kek his model

alban drinking sprite in the morning.....large soda bud...

>>49271696
I was thinking the same.... alban really is fat

For some reason I'm nervous I hope they act normal...

>>49271790
me too....

persona mention

>>49271810
It's all funny jokes until alban is there acknowledging your existence

i guess i'll archive this just in case

>don't fuck me
Yeah uh about that...

Alban is retarded desu

It's over

Classic alban moment. Should've put rules.

pretty island

Woah

JP demon so cute and sex, thank you ktk

alban stole flowers......

Funny how alban is the one acting weird here

alban is 5 years old

Alban.....

aieeee alban stop running into the flowers...

This feels like walking your dog

cute

I love this.

alban nearly died........

Cuteeeeeee

cute takaradachi

this feels like babysitting....cute

Ahhh I want to play animal crossing now

That's amazing...I want to play animal crossing now..

kind takaradachi looking away when albans using the litter box

>>49269327
Ikey... baby.

I like the takaradachis outfit she looks cool

Shu being cute on twitter, nice nice

kek she's basically paying off his debt

>>49273085
Alban is so pathetic

that was really cute

I want porn of Mysta.

The takaradachi was so polite I hope the rest are the same

recommend bottom fuuchan fics but without uki thanks

alban can't speak english....

>>49273343
Just like me fr fr

>>49273276
can you read chinese

His head is HUGE

>>49273450
i can use deepl

She looks so cute uaah ToT

alban sounds so happy kek

God I love Alban so much, he's so happy to wear the maid outfit

sasuga jp tako....

>>49273580
i liked this brothers that two-part series, only a handjob happens in the first one but the second one is all smut
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46162165/chapters/116211448
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46671694

this island is gorgeous

I can't take this anymore, I'm going to die from cuteness.

I want to be there

Holy moly

holy

I understand why people love this game now

>>49271914
For real?! How did you do it?

>>49273760
thank you anon you saved a bitch life

>>49274544
>>49222498
i followed the archive guide in the OP

Cute.....

Enter comfydant

cute jp tako

>>49274580
you're welcome dj

This is my fav ac stream so far

this was so cute

>>49274596
That makes me so happy! Thank you.

>>49274907
it was really easy to follow, it's how i archived albans karaoke

He's finally wearing a decent outfit now

>>49265573
Aruban....some jp spam the same game for weeks straight, it's okay

Maido alban is the best alban

i'm so glad no one was weird kek this was so cute

>>49274932
Ahhhhh that's awesome. The more archive anons, the better.

alban you will forever be flat

What was that kek

Alban is so kind ah... I can't believe someone like him exists

bye alban ! thank you for the cute stream, and i'm glad the takaradachi were sweet and even brought alban out of debt.....can't wait for you to progress on building his island and eventually visit more islands.....i need to start working on my island...

No...don't go...

https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko/status/1657030366325100548 no sonny don't do it they're just kids

I love this cat!!!! Please, don't overthink things too much ;_;

>>49276301
Wtf

Soc posting a little and like, even with all the drama and wank, and the real stress the livers are under at times, I still want to be a part of Nijisanji one day. May I be as entertaining and vivacious as my oshi, and just as invigorated by the grind it takes to get there.

>>49276301
I can't believe sonny has a private jet and he invited ME on it!

boys doko

>>49277329
with me, in my bed

I miss alban

>>49276968
Y'all gotta chill lmaooooo

if you guys miss wife please collab with him when he's back thanks

>>49277621
go back

>>49277730
There's nowhere to go back to, this thread is my cozy home

Uki and Alban meeting in-person uuueeuueee

>>49278197
is wife the only one left.........................

how to get rid of twitterspeak in nenmen, sometimes i wish the two schizos came back to filter these people out

>>49277621
NIGGER

>>49279072
it's not news that twitterfags lurk here, everyone does

>>49279256
those bitches do not lurk or else they'd learn to blend in more

>>49279072
Gotta break out the toddlercon

>>49279362
Cocksleeve

>>49279362
If his age is on the clock...

>>49279606
i need to see that baby archivist taking cock

>>49279362
this art indicates that mysta drinks luca's breastmilk and i just wanted to share

>>49279675
Tiny little body

>>49276968
You're on the lolita express on the way to Brisko island

>>49222665
uki at a con in thailand on june 4th
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1656992625415827457

>>49279940
Ex-idol mane san whoring these boys out nonstop

sorry if vox was low energy today
we had a lot of gay sex last night while i was crossdressing

>>49279987
Don't worry bro I liked him like that today, both streams were nice and comfy.

>>49276651
Keep it up anon, get your reps in

>>49279072
>>49279325

I've been here, I'll be here, and normally I don't get cross about these kinds of things, but fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow.

>>49280488
>actually seething

>>49280488
then learn to blend in dumbass

I know he joked about it a little in mengen but I still wonder what was going through Sonny's mind when he was making that tweet the other day. What possessed him to type like a kindergartner? Why do half of the men in this branch age regress to some extent? I will rape this child

>>49280871
i'm going to cum all over him

>>49280864
Because the boys have good taste

>>49280864
i want to see sonny drunk just to see how much he age regresses. when luca is drunk, he turns into a needy baby. shu is sort of the same way from what i remember when he was drunk on stream.

>>49280779
But I do know how to, but... eh, no sense in getting upset, I get to see tits in person tonight. Probably for the best I enjoy my trip away from basket weaving forum anyway, so thank you for being mean, actually!

>>49281066
>But I do know how to, but... eh, no sense in getting upset, I get to see tits in person tonight. Probably for the best I enjoy my trip away from basket weaving forum anyway, so thank you for being mean, actually!

>>49281066
you're still seething kek

>>49281128
i read this is wife's nerd voice kek

This is extremely petty and bitchy but that's why I'm posting it here. I know Uki simps for every twunk vtuber with a half-decent model, but to me Mizuno Aki so obnoxious and appalling that it makes me think a little less of Uki every time they get horny with each other on twitter.

>>49281246
i've seen that guy in chat once and i still don't understand why he's a mod? he's just some random indie so it feels like leeching sometimes

>>49281246
uki would flirt with a rock if it had abs and a decent dick, he's just catching what he can

>>49281053
Now I'm curious how it would go

>>49281316
They were probably friends or acquaintances before Uki joined NijiEN, and if not, he's a part of the Invicta crowd who are definitely friends with Uki, Fulgur etc. I checked out his streams but they're fucking terrible and the 3d only fans porn he released of him and Uki is uncanny valley territory.
>>49281374
I need the other simps to do more to occupy Uki's time so that I don't have to see this other dude on my timeline. Like that radish vtuber? More of that, please.

>>49281615
i think what bothers me is that his whole personality from what i've seen is "i'm gay and buff and i suck cock haha and my voice is deep and i suck cock did i tell you guys i'm also gay" and it feels like he's like one of those porn bots that spam chat. i'm sure they're all friends with uki since before he joined niji but is just kinda annoying

>>49281615
i have no idea who those people are, has wife ever interacted with one. the only indie dude i know he's friends with is some guy he had modded in his chat briefly before he unmodded everyone outside of nijien

>>49283022
I saw this Aki guy wish him well after the hiatus post came out also he had a uki and wife standee?