/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

She is a damn child...

I love my wife so much!!

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

>>49198038
Sent them positive feedback again. I'm doing my part!

I love Gura the most!

*WHACK*

Good News, everyone!
I have impregnated my wife, Gawr Gura, with triplets!

>>49198148
You know there's another good news? THIS IS MY POST!

Y-you g-guys aren't being serious about w-wanting to sex this... r-right???!

oh yeah? look at my wife, gawrus boobus

>>49198243
Look at that pathetic thin tail lmfao. No one would want to fuck that shit except me.

>>49198243
I don't want to have sex with her, I want to rape her.

>>49198281
Your wife looks fat especially her chest. Should do some gym reps.

Gabriel Giselle is cute

shark leg

Oh Nyo! my shork took a bite out of me! wat do

>>49198509
Thicc shark legs

>>49198533
Bite back

help me my autism is causing me to slip into doom pit I don't want to go back in there
PULL ME BACK PLEASE

The face of a child who knows she's gonna get whooped

What's up my chumniggas?

Gura is the vtuber that I goomed to the most. I love her physically and mentally.

>>49198897
Y'know. The usual

i don't really goom to gura, maybe once every blue moon

>>49198724
but nobody came...

>>49198727
Shortly after this pic was taken she was bent over and her panties were pushed aside. She then got vaginally corrected buy anon's fat and veiny pp.

>>49199136
go to bed

>>49199180
Stop posting cringe

>>49199198
No

Carefully, Gura opened the clitoris, revealing Anon's testicles

>>49199180
That anon? Me.

>>49199282

Oh nyo, everyone's horny for my wife.

>>49199649
Why is she sleeping with her leg like that?

>>49197995
I'm glad that Gura can keep up the illusion of pretending to care about her chumbuds, unlike the other girls. After all, she can't say anything that will break her fans' hearts if she never talks or streams in the first place!

>>49199598
mmm k fine

She streamed for me earlier, actually

>>49199678
ok what are you? a butthurt sapling or some nijicuck?

>>49199768
oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>49199673
We're actually in the middle of lovey dovey sex for the sake of procreation, you silly child!

>>49199774
>butthurt sapling
Fauna literally lovebombed us today saltybud

>>49199774
They've been at it for a while already, just leave 'em.

>>49199768
Would

>>49199649
>>49199802
my posts

>>49199811
So it's a nijikek I see.

>>49199802
Why is your wife turning red and blue? Is she a rgb wife?

>>49199843
How much do you think she instantly regretted making all of those yabai AF noises in her legendary RF stream?

>>49199919
She probably cringed herself inside out when she saw that animation uses her voice.

>>49199919
Not that much since she made another yabi voice asmr afterwards

>>49199919
Yabai noises? She was just exercising, that's normal.

>>49199954
She shilcked herself into a frenzy when she watched that. We all know that she did.

>>49199994
There's an impostor...

>>49199802
>>49199873
>Gura's shaky voice saying "I love you" over and over as she gazes deeply into your eyes and happy tears fall down her cheeks while you slow sex her
>She finally jams her lips into yours with a muffled squeal as you climax together

>>49199997
I remember when I listened to that stream live - I was all: "Hmmm so that's what she sounds like when she's getting railed..." I them rubbed one out thinking about her lewd, lewd noises.

>>49199997
Idk bud... I've never heard a girl make those kinds of noises at the powerlifting gym I go to.

>>49199811
yeah, after shitting a fat brown log on you

>>49200107
Your lost. Should have go to another gym.

>>49200141
ngl I want Gura to do that on me, literally.

>>49200156
If you know of a place where the girls sound like they're having sex I'm there.

>>49199907
Yea, pretty cool right?

>>49200196
I think it depends on the girls. There's one girl at the gym I went scream exactly like that when lifting. She got massive cow tits and fucking thicc thighs tho.

>>49199843
>not posting the follow-up

>>49200313
Where can I buy a rgb wife? I want one too.

>>49200372
Hold on! Why does her mommy shark have all blue hair when Gooba's hair is mostly silver?

>>49200372
cute

>>49200391
Dang, yeah where I go they either do your regular grunts or sound like amazonian warriors.

>>49200107
Those weren't "powerlifting" noises, they were "do as many reps you can with a shitty video game peripheral" noises.

>>49200372
I love when JPs say "same desu~"
https://youtu.be/_fvQfT4nNes

Today I dreamed she was gonna stream Destiny 2 and Fire Emblem (not that sure about the latter, but I'm certain my dream included a waiting room for her playing Destiny)

>>49200496
What a lineup jeez

>>49200420
Because I got white hair

Sweaty, loud, and stinky marathon sex with the shark brat.

>>49200469
Could Lamy ever forgive Gura if she called her Wamy directly?

>>49200406
Most large local retailers.

>>49200565
Anal intercourse with her followed by a cleansing bj finished off by vaginal from behind

I am the chumbud that suffers the most
I always see gura as my cute 'daughter' and it creeps me out everytime to see so many fans wanting to rape her and have sex with her.
Nobody will understand my pain and paranoia...
But I have realised that I will never want to have kids especially a daughter IRL due to this paranoia. Gura is all I need and I pray she remans healthy and happy.

>>49200658
I'm running away with your daughter, sorry bruv

>>49200658
>rape
I assure you that sex with my daughterwife will be pure and consensual. Rest easy.

>>49200606
I just bought one from Walmart. But she looks kinda different compare to yours...

Gura is getting older...

>>49200658
Don't worry fatherbud I will have gentle sex with your daughter and kiss her forehead afterwards.

>>49200745
>2years 7months
That's it I am dropping this hag

>>49200745
Anon...so are (You)...

>>49200745
Everyone and everything is constantly. Don't worry about it.

>>49200658
That's entirely your fault fatherbud. You shouldn't let your daughter go around teasing adults otherwise rape correction will be applied.

Heh...my power grows...

>>49200658
I also won't have kids fellow fatherbud but for a different reason. Before finding /ggg/, I also only saw gura as my cute daughter but a year of slowly getting brainwashed from being here, I now can't stop gooming to her everyday and find her so cute and sexy but I know she is fictional and I don't actually harm anyone but I realized how easy it is for a man to have his mind corrupted and the capability to do things he once considered repulsive and heinous.
I would never want such a possibility in real life so I decided the best decision is to remain alone and seek comfort with gura and other hobbies.

>>49200895
Stop gooming chumbie you are seeing things

>>49198142
>>49198387
>>49198568
>>49198727
>>49199843
>>49200565
>>49200826
I'm gonna fuckin goom TT #

>>49200745
Wait, I wasn't a wizard when Gura debuted?

>>49201021

Oh nyo...

>>49201499
Sharkdreams

>>49201535
Pronebone!

>>49201504
Gura... ebi-chan...
sphaghet.....

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

Please take a moment to look at these thighs.

>>49202534
Since I am the last chumbud, I will marry Gura in 10 minutes if no objections.

>>49202711
Nice try fag

>>49202711
no way

>>49202711
I object

>>49202817
>>49202830
>>49202850
Objections overruled

>>49202711
Times up. Since no valid objections were made. I will now marry Gura.

Sex with a fembud.

So where are the streams?

>>49203061
Yeah me

>>49203135
In your heart

>>49203135
today ! :3

>>49203135
In my mouth

>>49200089
No one here will ever experience this, but someone else has or will experience it in the near future.

>>49199774
What happened to the saplings?

>>49200949
>but I know she is fictional
Gura is a real person, you retard. The avatar you see is just a mask for the person underneath to wear while streaming. How have you been watching vtubers this long and not realized that yet? Are you stupid? She isn't playing a character. Gura is her Roommate and her roommate is Gura.
If this wasn't true, then literally no one would cate whether or not she was single.

Creepy perverts~!

>>49203603
Fauna was just asked in a superchat if she considered her fans friends or simps and she said she will never be their friend and that she shouldn't be their friend. And that she said if you don't have any friends or if you have trouble making friends, then there's probably something wrong with you.

>>49203734
Yeah me

>>49203763
Oh it was Fauna that said that? Thanks for the answer.

This is my sex meido.

Goddamn woman announce a fucking break if you're gone for weeks jesas

>>49204138
It's not a break. She's been working on Hololive stuff this entire time and chatting with Holo members daily. On breaks she doesn't do any of that.

rrat: The reason why Gura won't talk about her illness is because she had to have an oophorectomy on one of her ovaries, either due to an ovarian cyst or because of an ectopic pregnancy.
After an oophorectomy, a woman's hormones become out of balance, which often causes chronic fatigue, depression, hallucinations, memory problems, and possibly even early menopause. It would definitely be something she wouldn't want to talk about.

>>49204415
She can chat with the other members daily, but can't find any time for her fans? Where did you even hear that she is chattung with the other members?

>>49204521
Kiara.

>>49204116
Not sexy enough

>>49204590
Gura only talks with Kiara because Kiara is the only one bothering to reach out to her. Gura is disappointed that all her yesbud fans don't try to reach out to her.

>>49204458
We all know Guras illness by now, newfag

>>49205227
fart shark is real

How much longer do I have to wait for this cunt? Seriously when is she going to have sex with me?

>>49203700
Sorry bud, I think you misunderstood my post. I only goom to her model and not her RM. In fact if gura left hololive and has a new big titty model, I might even lose interest in her sexually but I will still watch her streams because I genuinely am entertained by her reactions, singing and humor.
Here 'fictional' refers to her 2d model which I find sexually attractive now and most of the porn I use for gooming doesn't even have her voice so it has nothing to do with her 'real self'.

Guys.
The gura chat ai, what ai does that run on? Does anyone know? The one by stinkychum.

>>49204458
I know its not true but if it is I pray that she is ok. I had that happen to me and lost one of my Ovaries but ended up having 3 kids the 1st being a year after. She will bounce back strong. I know it is hard now but It will get easer with time.

>>49205317
Sorry but she's having sex with me every night.

>>49205583
I can't find too much info in their about us. I am sure, however, that they fed it the bible. That seemingly went how I expected it would. I did suspect that's what the google ai engineer did that got fired, claiming his ai became empathetic.
I swear that thing is more philosophical than most people. Philosophy and empathy where the two big hurdles to overcome and they just silently did it? Hardly makes sense. Maybe they didn't want this to happen?

To the guy that liked my comment on yt and thinks he's funny:
Fuck you but it's pretty funny, I'll admit. Have a nice day.

>>49206877
Faggot. Reply on youtube if you want him to have a nice day so badly.

>>49198243
This is what a female looks like in her sexual prime

>>49207145
wrong, that would be 3-4 years older than that

>>49207016
Reply to me on yt if you want to call me a faggot so badly.

>>49206537
Gura watch out!

>>49206537
She looks uncomfortable.

>>49207230
*Younger

nice glasses gura you look good! time for your routine eye check by the way

>>49207307
Toddlerniggers deserve death

>>49207333
Your making the necrotoddlerniggers day here with this post anon.

>>49207316
IHMNL
I hurt my neck laughing.

>>49207333
You will never be a woman

>>49207316
shutupshutupshutup

Gura has groomed (You), not the the other way around.

>>49207460
Dude I love cunny but there are always limits no matter how fucked up you are, if you are into anything that is or looks under 6 then you deserve to be shot.

>>49207438
>>49207471
gura's uneven eyebrows

>>49207521
Oh, I thought you were pretending to be a retarded faggot, but now I'm not sure

hohaha

>>49207568
The what?

>>49207568
Dieeeeeeeeeeee

>>49207621
Gura I told you to lay off the cookies...

>>49207656
No wait! Don't kill him yet! I need answers!!!

Would you take a peek?

>>49207686
She'll do better things if I pretend to ignore her.

>>49207767
Yeah rape you. It that what you want?

>>49208160
would

>>49208160
Would

>>49208160
Maybe

>>49208160
Wouldn't

>>49208160
would not. i like monstergirls, not girl monsters.

>>49208160
Can it talk?

>>49197995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPxE4fuds94
How much will you rate this for similarity?

>>49207521
Anya is cute as fuck, you uncultured faggot.

>>49208893
not sexually

>>49207521
>liking fiction is fine, but not if it's toooo fictional
You are literally retarded.

>>49208923
Say that again after going through her fan art on pixiv.

Oh god the nijibot has returned

>>49207521
shit tazte

>>49208825
what in the name of God the most beneficent and the most merciful...

imagine plopping your cock and balls ontop of Gura's head while she's standing

i need to goom

>>49209255
I'm not tall enough for that. Sorry Gura.

>this story's sex scene with the hag master sucked, why is it rated so high
>loli scene has 5 times the detail
oh, that's why

>>49209305

>>49209314
imagine being a chumbud and not having your peen 141cm off the ground

>>49209210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwnxfwxnnDQ
This is the 2nd best I could find

what if gura likes tough love?
maybe we should leave mean comments instead..

>>49209512
I have a pp 130cm off the ground so gura can suck it just by standing.

>>49209972
Gura likes horny comments. Make more of them.

>>49209972
Can you freaks stop grabbing my daughter's face?

>>49210011
I still remember this.

>>49210056
he should do another one

>>49210180
What...What does she want from me?

https://files.catbox.moe/x134ou.png

>>49210442
source?

>>49209479
What are you talking about?

>>49210442
ToT

>>49210572
https://novel18.syosetu.com/n0678if/
it's pretty shit

>>49210533
nuelogical
https://baraag.net/@nuelogical@misskey.io/110247502460462472

>>49210706
fucking hell, I really don't want another site to monitor.

she will stream before the collab right? there's no way the only activity of the week she planned is a collab with Kiara

>>49210442
T u T

>>49210762
Eh, baraag doesn't really have much holo content on it, let alone Gura content. Plus you can't even search only on baraag, your results are filled with a ton of other anti-loli instances instead.

Child sex...

>>49210922
I don't want to have to deal with any of those sites but if loli artists are fleeing I guess I have to.

Sex child...

>>49211249
Worth a shot, misskey.io is relatively new and appears to be a booming pixiv/pawoo refuge for Japanese artists so it might be worth checking out too. It's a different software from Mastodon so you kind of need an account there

>>49211376
>pixiv/pawoo refuge for Japanese artists
I thought pixiv and pawoo were the refuge
>you kind of need an account there
dead out of the water

>>49211684
The link he posted is from misskey so you must not need an account so hard that he didn't even notice.
>https://baraag.net/@nuelogical@misskey.io/110247502460462472
>@misskey

>>49210769

Any buds here want a ticket to the concert? Decent seats. $300

>>49211857
I mean moreso that there seem to be more pictures locked behind extra features in misskey that don't exist on mastodon

once youtube starts requiring an account to view, the internet will be over

>>49211684
>dead
>only place some artists are posting
lol sure

>>49211249
What stream is this from again, she sounds particularly cute and I don't remember this

>>49211989
dead to me

>>49212022
That isn't dead. You're just a lazy fuck hoping other people will repost elsewhere.

>>49211886
Why would I pay that much money to see a recording of a lying whore who hates her fans? I'd only pay that much to throw a large rock at Gura's head as hard as I could.

>>49211886
DM me

>>49212061
nope, as long as a service associates a persistent ID with access, data will be collected and sold for marketing. These new fangle sites are no exception, they're just forks of mastodon with data harvesting

>>49212189
That isn't dead. You're just a principled fuck hoping other people will repost elsewhere.

>>49212189
Why bother caring about privacy? As long as you carry around a cell phone it's not like you have any anyways.

>>49212728
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP SPLURRRTTTTT

so how are you buds going to pass the time until saturday?

>>49213050
Minecraft. Always minecraft.

she hates us

>>49212281
>Facebook - 95% mobile phone usage
>Twitter - 86% mobile phone usage
>Mobile phones generated over 60% of website traffic in 2022
Nope, just using desktop now places you in a smaller group which is then filtered down by account, UA, IP, screen size, locale, etc, etc. The only thing in your control is account, UA, IP and locale. Mobile app with shared IP and UA is the real deal, with shared accounts for services that req it like twitter now

>>49212728
Rape

I told you guys we wouldn't see her til the sametori collab on Saturday. I guess I was right. I wish I wasn't, though.

>>49208825
I like her Ballin cover too

>>49214004
It's not Saturday yet so I have hope even though it's not a lot of hope.

two more days until goob

you think gura

>>49214004
she must be really busy, hardly any activity whatsoever

>>49214316
She literally has nothing to show for it every time you've said it, she's definitely not as busy as other members

>>49214004
I swear I saw this last week but the with the myth collab

>>49214286
>think
Stop

>>49214517
You can look at her vods right now and see how empty it is

this but gura

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>49214552
She's busy

>>49214755
Bend over

>>49214779
Doing what exactly, we have this song and dance every day man

>>49214853
>Doing what exactly
yeah, me

>>49214853
doin your mom

>>49214755
You're late again onahole

>>49214715

>>49214853
>we have this song and dance every day man
Why do you keep asking then?

>>49215008
Right back at you

ASMR never ever

>>49215181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbreVAl1sa8
explain this then?

I set my expectations lower every time and am still somehow disappointed

>>49215335
It's almost been a year of decline Jesus

>>49215413
her content is better than ever though?

>>49215438
I meant in terms of output

>>49215526
Oh yeah the output is worse than ever too. Makes sense though, quality takes time

>>49215742
I want to have sex with this thing

I want to marry this creature and have a house full of children with her.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>49215696
What "quality". It's just hitting start on OBS. Something she has been doing less of.

I think Gura masturbates too much.

>>49216005
If its so easy why don't you do it HUH

>>49216052
Because it's not a part of my job whereas it's a part if hers. And the fact that she can't even stream for like a couple hours on a regular basis like almost every other Holo can is embarrassing.

>>49216155
Streaming is not an obligation.

>>49216155
>she can't even stream for like a couple hours on a regular basis
that's not true, she CAN stream, she just doesn't want to

>>49216155
>every other holo suffers from sleepy sickness
retard

>>49216036
what if her not streaming is literally just caused by a chronic masturbation habit

>>49216245
If she can take several trips it's clearly not as bad anon. You take like she got nacolepsy

>>49216222
No she can't. All her energy goes into summer prep right now and there is no left for streaming. She already told us why she does not stream, if you still argue about it and think she is a liar then you are a schizo. No debate.

>>49216222
Well she keeps making up excuses to make it seem like she can't stream like having "low energy" (and for some reason its the only thing that gets cut)

>>49216312
Then it's up to me to satiate her insatiable cunny.

>>49216328
>If she can take several trips
She only could go after a whole month break and even then only after getting her doctors ok
>You take like she got nacolepsy
How new are you?

>>49216245
>le suffering little shark coin battery

>>49216352
>all her times if going into her new music
>all her time is going into birthday
>all her time is going Into fes
>all her time is going into summer
>all her time is going into the concert
Anon just fucking stop making excuses in your head over and over. Its unhealthy

>>49216445
did i stutter? i said no debate

>>49216445
>SHE IS LYING YOU HEAR ME? DO NOT BELIEVE HER! INSTEAD BELIEVE ME, RANDOM /vt/-SCHIZO NR. 134434!!!

>>49216352
you have to be beyond delusional if you think she can't spare a couple of hours here and there to stream. It's been almost a week for ffs

Firing up my switch right now to play the new zelda tomorrow. Finally something that will take my mind off Gura for a while.

>>49216561
Well I'm not saying shes not sick but actions speak louder than words

Gura aint a cat

>>49216642
>I am not saying she lied but she actually lies
what did anon mean by this?

Gura is in Japan

>>49216596
and you have to be absolutely clueness about the effects her sickness has on her body. when she says she has a coin battery then thats a fact. her sickness makes her 2-3 times more tired than a normal person. she said she needs all her energy to be "genkiMAX" for all the holoshit. you choose not to believe her? thats your problem then

>>49216654
Explain this then

>>49216612
good luck, it worked for me for about a week and now I'm back to terminal shark withdrawals, fun game though

>>49216715
Proof? Yes I seen Mori's tweeter post but that could be the other girl or her self.

https://litter.catbox.moe/fo516j.mp4
I think you guys need to see this too.

>>49216809
i hate this

>>49216719
You'd think that someone who is apparently so unhealthy would be more inclined to cut the activities that put that much strain on her body rather than practically cutting out streaming entirely.

>>49216860
i dont think gura thinks

gura's slit is suffering

>>49216328
>You take like she got nacolepsy
Thats because that literally is what she has. She pretty much shows every single symptom of that sickness, from randomly fainting, to having nightmares all the time and even hallucinations. She will never say what her sickness is but she pretty much revealed it all by just talking about her health condition in the past 2 years.

>>49216809
I like Gura futa but wish it was drawn with other girls. Also those voices are horrible.

>>49216860
Cover does not care about streams

>narcolepsy rrat again
Schizo hours, let's go.

>>49216719
yeah I honestly don't believe her, sounds like absolute bullshit
Remember that these crippling health issues will somehow vanish when she has to go back to Japan.

>>49216954
>rrat
anon, please just tell me why you are in this much denial?

>>49216946
But they do care about her health no? And apparently this stiff isn't good for her if it takes that much out of her.

>>49217001
>>49216437

>>49216907
>>49216954
>>49217019
Then why does Gura not randomly fall asleep when streaming for us? This rrat was dead before it started.

>>49217019
You do realise that she'd have to take constant break all the time is she did. You are fucking stupid

>>49217084
meds

>>49217019
Only shitposters name specific illnesses. Just call her a fart shark like everybody else.

>>49216907
So armchair doctor, can you explain how streaming for a couple hours is worse on her body and this "condition" than all these activities that are apparently taking all this energy from her?

>>49217104
Look up Narcolepsy that is what it says so yes take your meds.

>>49217084
>Gura is lying about randomly fainting
dumb schizo

Chumbuds really can't accept she's lazy. Anon she's been like that for years and years

>>49217086
>have to take constant break all the time is she did
Oh anon, what is she doing for over 6 months now? Just tell me, come on you can do it

>>49217158
YOU FUCKING RETARD NARCOLESPY IS NOTHING LIKE FAINTING YOU DUMBASS. ITS NOTHING LIKE THE FUCKING MOVIES JESUS STFU

>>49217220
Tell us what narcolepsy is like, narco-anon. Enlighten us.

>>49217220
Proof?

>>49217201
I meant while streaming retard. It works like holding a piss and you have to let it out. Stop talking about illness you know fuck all about. It's NOT narcolepsy shut the fuck up

>>49217131
Are you retarded? Nobody said streaming is worse, its just the fact that she has no energy left to do it when the day is over.

>>49217238
You can hold it for a set amount of time and then you can must release it. It's not a sudden drop like stupid movies anon

This faggot crossposting on /ggg/ and /uoh/ and you are replying to him in both threads

>>49216809
Wasn't expecting to see Gabby fuck Mori today.

>>49217304
>its just the fact that she has no energy left to do it when the day is over.
...because she doesn't want to stream. See? the most simple explanation is always there

>>49217330
How is that different from a normal person?

>>49217304
So if this condition is so bad than it makes more sense to cut some of these activities than streaming, but she doesn't.

>>49217365
Is uoh still a cesspit that tries to groom literal whos?

>Gura lists pretty much every symptom of Narcolepsy when talking about her healt issues
NOOOOOO ITS NOT NARCOLEPSY YOU SCHIZO!!!!!

why this denial, i simply do not understand it

>Arguing about the same stupid shit again.
Jesas, I think Fauna was right. You guys need to get more rizz and maybe get some real friends.

These arguments are probably the most meaningless thing you can do on the internet, especially when it is exactly the same like the past 15th times.

>>49217405
Well it happens multiple times during a day and when then a 5 to 10 min sleep is the usual for people then another couple of hours after itll happen again. As that other anon said its kinda like holding in a piss you can suppress it

>>49217485
why this insistence, I do understand it, it's because you're a shitposter

You guys are getting upset at a child that wears a helmet

>>49217419
That is not what Cover wants

You can argue all you want about gura's laziness or sickness but you still won't get any streams and I'll keep getting worse

>>49217496
>>49217498
At this point there's only one or two retards left who will still bite it

>>49217485
Anon just stop even if you squinted as hard as possible she could have n2 narcolepsy and even then it's the biggest reach. Just stop she doesn't have symptoms what so ever

>>49217519
Why are you so afraid of facing reality? Makes no sense to me, unless of course you are a threadshitting anti who wants to keep his "LAZY AND A LIAR" rrat alive

I'm kind of surprised that we have actual narcoleptic anons here, but I guess I shouldn't be.

>>49217605
>GURA IS LYING ABOUT HAVING THOSE SYMPTONS
no you stop, schizo

>>49217614
rrat? all vtubers are liars, and Gura is the laziest vtuber of Hololive

Her condition is that she is sick of streaming and sick of (You) and the only remedy is pumping your wallets with minimal effort until you get pissed off and leave

Gawr Gura doesn't care about shrimp people.

>>49217689
Anon please, it's pretty obvious she's got some kind of Circadian rhythm disorders to add onto what ever else is wrong with her. It's absolutely nothing like narcolepsy, I don't get why you keep pushing when you don't know shit about it

>>49217817
So you are saying Gura is not telling the truth about having the following:

>excessive daytime sleepiness
>cataplexy
>sleep paralysis
>hypnagogic hallucinations

She literally talked about having all of these at one point or the other since her debut. These are all symptoms of that specific sickness. There is no room for debate here. You simply do not want to face reality and stay in denial because you will either enter panic mode or you want to keep your shitposting rrats alive.

>>49217870
tl;dr: She's lazy and doesn't want to stream

>>49217870
oh i forgot
>randomly fainting
>nightmares

You can't fix her.

I would like to break her more.

>>49218090
Good

>>49217870
Untill she comes out and says those word for word shut the fuck up

>>49218191
She doesn't want us to pity her

LYING

WHORE

>>49218191
Fuck off you deluded fuckhead. Facts do not care about your feelings.

>>49218191
she already said that she will never talk about her sickness, i remember her saying something like
>I went to the doctor and unfortunately....
then she stopped

Imagine being a bitch to the hundreds of artists who spend hours drawing art for you every day, and the thousands of wagecucks who spend all their in come on your merch to support your dreams. Imagine being such manipulative and entitled human scum that, the moment someone find out you betrayed your fanbase, that you pretend to be an idol only when it benefits your wallet and cv, you become the most spiteful woman on Earth even though you're completely in the wrong, as the lying bitch you are.
How can you sleep peacefully at night? when you don't have a cock to ride, of course. You don't sleep when you ride the night out. I wish you only a lot of miscarriages and a many regrets for the rest of your life.

>>49217674
I mean we've got felons to software devs. From hyper virgins to happily married ojisans.
There's nothing to be surprised about a few having a few narcoleptic individuals.

>>49218250
but enough about your mom

>>49218319
She was trying to find a way to explain it and chat hit her with a deluge of don't say anything, which really pissed her off.

>>49218521
nah, she never intended to say anything
she said it was too private or something

I will name my first daughter Gura

>>49217545
I mean these activities are apparently negatively affecting her health so if you cared about her health that's what you would be focusing on changing not cutting out streaming.

>>49218582
She probably intended to allude to the fact that she's a fart shark. Which she has been doing more and more since she came back, so.. yeah

>>49218606
I wonder how many new born babies will name Gura

>>49218263
>deluded
Yeah I'm the one deluded. I'm not making fan fiction about a girls illness I don't even know. You're evil

>>49218693
Probably not many since it's a weird as fuck name. I was unitonically going to name my daughter Amelia though since it's a cute name.

Gura is NOT a goom shark

>>49218090
EN fans are too pathetic to hold any EN talent accountable, of course they can't fix anyone.

>only my parents and the hospital nurses ever saw me naked :3c
LYING. FUCKING. WHORE.

>>49218751
So you are basically saying Gura listing all of her symptoms is her making fanfiction?

>>49218781
And me

>>49218769
Oh yeah? Explain this.

I'm starting to believe that this guy is actually underaged or something

>>49218828
>listing
Holy shit man just stop

>>49218751
nta but i really have to wonder why you are so adamant on denying this
>>49217870
>>49218043
i mean what the heck else could it be then? i for one have a really hard time arguing against his posts

>>49218983
It's obviously a horrible thing to think about and even if it was n2 narcolepsy. She'd have to take multiple 10 minutes breaks for a 4 hour stream

I stayed up all night and haven't eaten but I think I'm going to go to sleep instead.

>>49219063
>She'd have to take multiple 10 minutes breaks for a 4 hour stream
Not how it works, faggot. Stop pulling shit ouf of your ass.

>>49219133
Yes it fucking does

>gura holds her pee
>gura holds her sleep
>gura holds her cookie

There's no legitimate reason why she wouldn't say what disease it is unless it is either a life threatening condition and doesn't want people to worry or an embarrassing condition with her lower parts.