/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

femboys and babis will dominate the chuuba market

Currently online:
Africat:
https://www.twitch.tv/kitanyaaaa
Feef
https://www.twitch.tv/feefch
Josabella
https://www.twitch.tv/josabelledemon
Junii
https://www.twitch.tv/junii_hejjiko
Acrius
https://www.twitch.tv/acriusoakeshott
Bodega
https://www.twitch.tv/bodega_rrat
BoneMiser
https://www.twitch.tv/bonemiser

Last but not least:
New cat with a cute avatar racing Trackmania
https://www.twitch.tv/shanaha_vt

One last self plug because I need the feedback:
https://www.twitch.tv/zenonborgvt

>>4917490
I want to FUCK Calli

>>4917618
I like her design and character, and her voice is way cuter than I expected given how anons described her.

ALL HAIL THE POPSICLE GODDESS

>>4917490
Why aren't they on youtube, i dont wanna read the pastebin.

I want to sniff this LIVE rrat

>>4917587
Appreciated. Here's some more.

>Speak the name of the bean queen Yakuza 0
https://www.twitch.tv/basedapoya
>CEO of Pokemon Snap
https://www.twitch.tv/ninaninin
>Caramel idol BanG Dream!
https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu
>Burning cat Super Bunny Man
https://www.twitch.tv/fyrevt
>MOO Amnesia
https://www.twitch.tv/cowgirlcowgirl
>Moneybird FFVII Remake
https://www.twitch.tv/fuyumitoba
>Cute cat Last of Us
https://www.twitch.tv/effiez
>Freida Code Vein
https://www.twitch.tv/freidanox
>Magical boy House Flipper
https://www.twitch.tv/daishimavt
>Cute goat DOOM
https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks
https://youtu.be/zI70tEXD40M
>This birch LEGO Star Wars
https://www.twitch.tv/aspenbirchtree
>Vamp royalty Pokemon
https://www.twitch.tv/ladyrosalievt
>Googly eyes Cyberpunk 2077
https://www.twitch.tv/disembodiedvoices
>Lamia Shipbreaker
https://www.twitch.tv/akamihebiko
>Cute cow Walking Dead
https://www.twitch.tv/nomiichuu
>Preschool teacher
https://www.twitch.tv/yamivt
>JP reps cat Yakuza 0
https://www.twitch.tv/waseph
>Your manager is speaking with a friend
https://youtu.be/SJ11H5Oj8Ao
>Lesbian space bunnies Chibi-robo!
https://www.twitch.tv/restarlive
>Ayylium princess Silent Hill 2
https://www.twitch.tv/echo_seren

>>4917593
maybe focus on your stream instead of shilling during it

>maroony follows me on twitter
>follow back
>only had the chance to watch a stream today
>instant gosling
The mouse caught me in her trap. Her laugh is the sweetest.
I suddenly want to read a million books and work out. Goodbye

sneep

>>4917733
Susan hates streamers. If you're not already big your growth is basically 0 if you stay there. The algorithm actively works against you, the numbers are a lie, sometimes you just get outright shadowbanned, and copyright claims are thrown around at random. Twitch is not an ideal alternative, but it's a step up.

>>4917879
?

I love my autistic imaginary friend!

lurking chuubas please don't start on youtube. it only works for corpos and pre-recorded videos.

https://www.twitch.tv/bodega_rrat
rrat's on if anyone's interested

>>4918021
I got embarassed for myself

>>4917593
Alright Kikaider, the 1080p made it rather difficult to watch, but I can say a few things.
I understand the point of the voice changer, but maybe tone it down a little? It's very intense and thus makes you rather unpleasant to listen to.
As far as your overlay is concerned, your props are pretty uninspired for a metal man. A wood table and a bottle of water? Mechanize it, for god's sake.
Lastly:
>playing an MMORPG at release where everyone who might be interested in it is playing it themselves instead

>>4918050
how cute anon
ddon't be embarassed, showing love for someone is commendable

>>4917705
Sell me on her pls

>>4918050
Don't worry bruv, I've got your post right here

>>4917786
I bet she smells like tequila and coffee....

>>4918128
Lmao, how embarrassing.

>>4918100
do chuubas actually like hearing sappy stuff like that? not gosling crap, but how much you like them and the content they produce.
my oshi inspired me to do my reps and improve myself but I'd feel embarrassed as hell telling her that

>>4918050
don't worry she also followed me on twitter and getting my name called out whenever she acknowledges me on stream gives me a very strong dopamine rush and also she's a complete sweetheart

>>4918263
Yes

Which chuuba is ungoslingable

>>4918263
as a chuuba, only partly? like, i'm happy for you and i'm happy my stream was able to make you smile. but i don't want it to fall into parasocial relationship levels of gosling-ing. if that makes sense. we're still in a streamer - viewer relationship and that's all it'll ever be.

>>4918072
>playing an MMORPG at release where everyone who might be interested in it is playing it themselves instead
I'm not the streamer, but I am curious what you mean on this take.
Is it because it is F2P?

>>4918319
Why would I watch him play it when I could be playing it myself?
And if I'm not interested in playing it myself, why would I watch someone else play it?

>>4918297
me

>>4918263
Yes definitely, the only for someone to not like a compliment is if they have WAY too little self confidence to the point that they are agressive to the people that compliment or if the compliment is kinda fake or feels disingenuous, but if you put your heart into the message it's impossible to come across that way

>>4918263
If you are gonna be a creep about then obviously in general no one will like that, it also depends on a person, it is not like chuubas are a hivemind, one will be super glad and elated, the other will simply brush it aside.

>>4918275
Im glad Im not the only one then.
I am a simple man. I make woman with sweet voice laugh, I smile.

>>4918344
Reveal yourself, mysteryposter

>>4918297
any of the ones whose dumb fucking faces get attached to the majority of schizo/shit/dramaposts

>>4918297
Everyone finds a gosling, even that alien babi that constantly cucks that one anon.
At this point i believe even R*n would have goslings.

>>4918297
you mean like, no one would ever gosling for them?

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new shishou speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat burgers if you have to. That is my advice. Eat burgers, yeah, just eat burgers. Just throw away your pride and eat the burgers.
Thank you for your attention.

>>4918297
the ones that give up after 2 weeks and return to being a vtweeter

>>4917733
Youtube is literally worthless for streaming. Half the viewership and watchtime (and declining) and zero tools for discovery while live, and most viewers for ENs are on Twitch anyway. People even move to Twitch and typically double their viewership if they were worth watching, and then have a chance to get community support and exposure from raids if they've done their networking reps.

>>4918343
This. People like Esfand or Asmongold get away with it because they've been around so long and are known for that content, but it's a waste of time for anyone unknown to do it. MMOs in general are a huge debuff for variety streamers.

A warmup. SOON™

>>4918263
doubt that they actually want to be your therapist but some of the worst cases treat them like that. no one on the channel wants to hear about your depression or other irrelevant shit

>>4918457
But there was one anon here who was gosling for him during those 2 weeks.

>>4918630
Toma and Callie are up there as the fastest inclining chuubas along with Odette

>>4918658
evem that anon gave up and stopped shilling fluffy after 3 weeks of zero streams. such is the fate of many indies. no graduation, the streams just stop with no explanation...

>>4918072
Thank you so much. I needed the feedback
Working on the voice changer right now
Dropping the props. That table was mostly for a skit where I sold the figure on the side but I shouldn't have been using it beyond that
Dropping PSO2 for the next week until servers are fixed
This is the honesty I come here for

any small viewer chuuba recently started playing Half Life 2?

>>4918762
Acrius has played Black Mesa on stream before, he'd probably be down for doing Half-Life 2.

>>4918809
was mostly asking because a mystery /asp/ was talking about playing HL2, but that's interesting. i'll keep an eye out for him too.

>>4918263
Telling them how they've helped you or what their content means to you is really nice, i love when my viewers get a little sappy. just dont go full schizo

"You helped me out during a really hard time" is fine

"My dog died but im glad i have your streams" is the same thing, but its fucking weird and brings the mood down

>>4918762
I'll do it as my next game anon I promise

>>4918730
Drop the 1080p. Stream in 720. People do not realize this, but the higher your quality stream is without having Partner (priority encoding), the fewer people can watch you. You're essentially filtering out people with subpar internet, mobile/wifi viewers, etc. 720p 4-5k bitrate is the sweet spot til you hit partner

Reminder everything is suffering, pain and worthless

>>4918903
this.
stream to twitch at 720p, locally record at 1080p, upload vod to youtube as an archive (nothing more).

Thoughts? I think Alice did a really good job c:

>>4918951
Didn't you fucked off to /lit/?

kiki is live with more no more heroes 2
get in here and get your katana charged
https://www.twitch.tv/kikittye

>>4918961
looking sussy but pretty good

>>4918961
I love everything about this, holy shit.

>>4918762
I played some half life alyx, still not done with it

>>4918961
>all these power couples

>>4918978
I said i will painfully check it not migrate worthless braincell

>>4918903
>>4918960
Thank you to both of you for that quick fix. Been meaning to upload YT vods but have been waiting until I had something quality first

>>4919098
That was the point! I wanted to gather people with "relations" to one another so they can stab each other in the back.

>>4919176
so did you purposefully pair yourself up with alaric?

>>4919198
It's not paired up by the order! Leon would be paired with Josa or Miwa then...

>>4919445
it's not about placement...it's about height...compatibility...

how do you watch Mona without wanting to go jerk off

>>4919445
based on that arrangement and leon+alice's placement then, you're pairing yourself with feef!?

>>4919560
jerk off before the stream

>>4918762
I'm waiting until the steam sale to buy HL1 and do a valve games week since I've never played them and barely played HL2 got to like Ravenholm and that's it

>tfw I'm the mystery/asp/ie who made the comment about copying Ina and playing HL2
>tfw other chuubas are gonna be playing HL2
>tfw I can stream around the same time and blend in, maintaining my cover of plausible deniability
All according to keikaku.

>>4919784
The real plausible deniability is no one giving a shit about who you are. But grats on pulling off your keikaku. Always fun to successfully plan something out.

>>4919784
if you weren't retarded you would be playing a different game and be a real alternative to those chuubas

>>4920047
>playing a different game
yeah, exactly this, a game like Apex Legends

>>4919560
Her voice and PNG are built for maximum eroticism. Youre going to have to jerk off during the stream.

>>4920123

>>4919784
whats this cringe thing of inserting weeb words randomly to sentences

>>4919784
are you in the /asp/cord or are you one of the new /asp/ies

>>4920375
Not in the /asp/cord. Not really new either, I've lurked there quite a bit but only recently got my artist locked in.

>>4920230
choo choo here comes the spoonfeed

>>4919560
I use the streams as edging material

>>4920230
seriously, you really dont know?

>>4918182
post the uncensored version you fucking coward

>>4919784
Cool plan? I was wanting to play the games anyway

>>4920468
its just weird to mix languages like that

https://vocaroo.com/1jpc5ijTYXS6
Bored so here's Papa Geno Pizza Empire

>>4920678
If you're typing in English, you're mixing languages.

Television.

>>4920736
meg?

>>4920871
Maybe!

>>4920911
your design is too lewd

>>4920921
Maybe!

>>4920501
I'm no coward. I just don't want to make the janitors upset.

>>4920979
use catbox

>>4920736
delicious pizza pasta

>>4921004
Oh well then, here you go
https://files.catbox.moe/khc57l.png
I'm inking and coloring it.

>>4921052
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MONKEY TUMMY AND NIPPLE

>>4920736

>>4921052
You need a big of sun to fix this.

Pastabin of the takodachi's favourite vtubers
https://pastebin.com/awjmRegr

>>4921227
Aaaah what have you done!? You monster.

Okay made the first round of adjustments based on the feedback from >>4918072
This is gonna sound gushy but they really saved my streaming career
https://voca.ro/1jzpMBBwNTDq

i see a chat box full of chuubas, i leave. simple as that.

>>4921331
can you just not have the voice filter it's fucking trash

>>4921052
can rats even drink?

>>4921364
who's gonna stop 'em?

>>4921359
I sound even shittier and more monotone without it. Also it's in character so I want to actually try and stick to my guns

>>4921364
I wouldn't stop them.

>>4921331
Maybe just a bit more tuning, I can understand more but I wonder what it would be like with other audio playing at the same time.

>>4921423
We can hear the monotone through the voice changer jesus man, you actually think it helps? You are nuts

>>4921423
>I sound even shittier and more monotone without it.

>>4921355
>tfw only one or two chuubas show up in your chatbox

>looking forward to /asp/ gen 2
>they're all using fucking voice filters and modulators

>>4921434
Other audio playing is my biggest concern right now. I'm gonna do a test stream later on to deal with the balancing/tuning with a separate group even though that has to be on a game by game basis.
>>4921455
Thank you Mr. Stark.
>>4921456
And thank you valuable critic.

I'm not trying to be sarcastic when I say thank you. You guys are one of three groups of people I have helping me with this.

Today's chicken gacha roll!

From yesterday's >>4878727
to >>4875027
to >>4874877

Also, today: Hajime no Ippo watch-along!
https://twitter.com/ShimadaTiger/status/1398037431622926337

what are some games you guys actually enjoy watching other people play? I feel like I'm running out of ideas and I just want to hear some opinions

>>4921599
make sure to feed her a nutritious breakfast!

>>4921599
Another great picture!

>>4921624
Strategy, roguelike, 4x

>>4921624
apex

>>4921599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uuf5amN5N0

>>4921565
>/asp/ gen 2
they're doing gens now?

>>4921599
HUEVO DE MACACO, UMA DELICIA

>>4920736
Do papa genos nothing compares now

>>4921715
its about as forced as the group names that were presented for wvt

>>4921801
if they ever show their faces i'm just gonna call them /here/chuubas, they're not special enough to get their own names. they need to be as good as the Africats before they get a proper name

monke shirt

>>4921715
Back office used to do gens but then too many showed up at once and they dropped it, especially since only the first gen had a good number of females. /asp/ will fall to the same fate.

>>4921877
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MUH DICK

>>4921877
Why is monke so fucking smug

>>4921968
She knows she's pure sex

>>4921924
>>4921999
Guys please this is how aids began.

>>4921999
but she;s a virgin

>>4922028
and?

>>4922012
I DON'T FUCKING CARE I'M STICKING MY DICK IN ALL 3 OF THAT MONKEY'S HOLES

>>4922012
She can give me AIDS all she wants

>>4921148
Now combine Meg and Slugma to create Smegma

>Hornet didn't get picked up
>He just opened his live2d commissions

Streaming is not for him but I guess his side business might be fine.

>>4922102
>selling himself for $4.5k
kek

so that's why Iron Vertex accepted that commission. dude's a professional VA. looks like i was right, Iron Vertex just trying chase some clout

>>4922165
they're establishing a monopoly

>>4922012
It's just a little fooling around, what could possibly go wrong?

>>4922188
yeah, pretty much all of their recent works have been professionals in the industry in some form or another.

>>4922102
He had the personality of a wet stone

>>4922165
This is a boring look.

We are forever in this stupid timeloop.

>>4921599
mono con forma de estómago de demonio...

>>4922165
his works don't look that special

>>4921565
I'll consider abandoning the voice changer eventually Anon! For now I'm doing modifications to it so I can sound more palatable! I hope you can bear with it until then!

>>4922876
>I hope you can bear with it until then!
no. i'm not going to watch you. fuck your voice modulation. your voice and personality are the only two things that matter when you're a vtuber and you're fucking up on both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSU5jDa4w2E
corpse is playing more pathfinder in about 10 minutes!

>>4922919
To each their own then! I apologize I couldn't satisfy your requests! I wish you well in your chuuba watching journey!

>>4922165
>face reveal
>it's the same fucking twitter account

droooooppeeeeed

>>4922876
Do your style confidence reps and just learn to tolerate your voice enough already. I assure you literally everyone will prefer your natural choice to the changer.

>>4923217
this is the way. the only way you'll get confidence in your voice is to hear it enough times that it becomes background noise to you. the more you rely on a voice modulator as a crutch, the more insecure you'll be when it comes time to get rid of it.

>>4923270
Also if you're afraid of people hating your voice or disliking the mismatch if you're Babi etc. Then you will literally cause people to hate it by using the voice changer.

Yes the LGBT haters will hate on you no matter what for trans/babi/femboy. But voice changer will make the people who would like you despite that dislike you.

All of this talk about voice confidence is great and all, but I'm pretty sure the dude wants the modulator for character reasons primarily.

For the mysterychuubas still hanging around here despite this being a viewer thread. Some questions!

1 - Why drives you to stick to your schedule each time?

2 - How big of a problem would need to occur for you to cancel or postpone a stream?

3 - What's a trend you see newer vtubers doing that you'd rather they not? (Or maybe something they are doing that you wished you thought of first?)

4 - Do you have a tiktok account and if so are you brave enough to link it here?

5 - What games do you personally love to play, but avoid streaming because it's generally considered to be a "debuff"?

>>4923417
>>4922876
bro just train your voice to sound like a girl

>>4923446

1. Streaming fun responability be big

2. Me die

3. Be gay

4. No

5. Map game

>>4923417
then the anon can use low intensity auto-tune and get the same effeect.

>>4923446
>despite this being a viewer thread

fuck off dataminer

>>4923417
Then it depends on what the effect is. If it mimics a certain hardware setup like old timey radio then it can be good. If it is going to make you sound like a demon or robot... Maybe in very specific implementations it would work but it would have to be perfect. Otherwise it's honestly better to just have s mismatched voice. Voice modulation just sounds bad.

>>4923446
1 - Forces me to stream
2 - Something quite literally out of my control
3 - I haven't been watching new vtubers enough to know
4 - no I don't
5 - League... I don't know if I even enjoy it, but it's a quick 40 minutes in and out, compared to investing significantly more time in a story driven game

>>4923446
1. I love streaming and that's about it
2. IRL problems, adult things
3. Shilling here
4. No but I have an IG and soon will get an OF
5. Roguelikes mostly

>>4923446
1 - Habit
2 - None
3 - Not giving me money so that I shill them
4 - Not yet, but soon.
5 - Obscure romhacks

>>4923446
I thought the back office was the viewer thread? It seems to change like the wind.
1. I enjoy it, have some mild 'tism and just want to be consistently there for people.
2. I've postponed a couple times but haven't cancelled yet. Would prefer it not come to that but it's not a massive 'problem', life happens sometimes.
3. I'm not sure of any, just face reveal shit I guess to give a generic answer.
4. No lol
5. Are puzzle games considered a debuff? I could play Picross for hours but wouldn't want to subject anyone to such hell.

>>4923661
>and soon will get an OF
excuse me what

>>4923446
>1
I like having stuff planned ahead of time, gives me time to prepare, both literally and mentally.
>2
I postpone if I just need more time to prepare. Cancel only if I feel like shit or a family situation arises.
>3
I can't think of something specific. Just the age old adage of put out content and don't become too much of a vtweeter I guess.
>4
Nope
>5
JRPGs and SRPGs.

https://voca.ro/19zax9KAxfRb
Thanks for watching my strim anons ilu

>>4923446
i selfpost frequently but
>1
i've always been driven to follow with schedules throughout my life when i set them so this is no difference
>2
life problems that would make streaming unpredictable. today i had to cancel because i knew that there would be people fixing the AC in the house and that it was likely that the internet would get kicked off in the process during times i usually stream (it did). i cancelled my saturday stream because i'm gonna be painting my room so i can't actually use my computer during that time
>3
face reveals i guess? that's kind of obvious though i feel like most people here wouldn't
>4
its the only social media i haven't used because I don't think the content I make is conducive for it
>5
the only games i play are strategy rpgs already which are a debuff but i do it anyway because I enjoy them and because i like talking over them

>>4923728
slut

>>4923705
gotta get those simp bucks anon

>>4923810
isn't OF for vtubers just r34?
why would you pay for... that?

https://www.twitch.tv/lonestarcolt
best himbo streaming

>>4923830
No you retard, I'm gonna have an OF for me, IRL, not my fucking internet persona

>>4923830
Not him, but I know some VRChat players that sell risque pics of their models and more on OnlyFans or Patreon

>>4923702
Why would the back office be the viewer thread?
The average viewer isn't going to care enough to go to a furry infested board full of porn just to post something they could post here.

>>4923887
oh

I like Zet. Like, a lot.

>>4923728
you're begging to be filled with cum aren't you

>Bones does a guerilla stream
>Leaves it on 'starting soon' for half an hour
>Raids Callie as soon as she starts streaming
>Ends stream

>>4924191
This guy might as well just become a full time vchatter already

halbernacht playing dragon's dogma
https://www.twitch.tv/halbernacht

https://www.twitch.tv/calliecalico

Callie's throwing her affiliate party!

>>4924191
>goes live
>stays on starting screen for half an hour
>raids his oshi afterwards
>refuses to elaborate further
>cuts stream

>>4924890
Based

On top of everything else Reda is a sperg in chat too.

post tier lists

>>4925479
That Krimbo orgy is something I want to see

>>4923728
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Hey buds thanks for stopping by! Sorry for the scuff in the beginning. I'd say watch my friend but I know you chads are already there!
https://www.twitch.tv/calliecalico

>>4925544
fill me up anon

>>4924890
I might have to change my mind about that guy.

>>4924191
how big was the raid?

>>4925479
who is colt and why has he fucked so many chuubas

>>4926263
he's talked about so much in the thread but dude gets like 4 views average. guess people just like to post about him and not watch him.

>>4926263
A lot of the hags actively watch his streams
BFE material

>>4923728
This is the bone mexican isnt it?

>>4926436
>bone mexican
enlighten me anon

>>4923728
MOCCA?????

>>4926301
BFE experience chuuba, a lot of bigger female chuubas like to watch him
Bunny_GIF and Bessie come into his streams

>>4926473
https://www.twitch.tv/phantommariachi
He does mostly karaoke and drawing.

>everyone streamin at the same time
>have to choose between my oshi, my mom and my best friend
I'm so sorry...

>>4926436
>>4926553
>>4926584
No sorry I'm neither of those.
Got shilled earlier so good luck looking for it.

>>4925544
lmao

>>4923771
It's not much but it's honest work.

>>4924020
Am I?

>Please don't post architecture memes about me

>>4926990
who?

>>4927027
Callie

>>4926905
Zeno? Or lonestarcolt?

>>4927080
This isn't the thread for Hololive EN

>>4926990
SOFT CALLIE TUMMY
UOOOOOOOOOHHH

Alright, I think I can see what the fuss about Calli is now. She cute.
https://clips.twitch.tv/ReliableFurryQuailFreakinStinkin-5PQUQQgDnWF0ekD7

>>4927243
I'm glad she's having a fun party, she's great

>>4918762
>>4918809
I almost played it today, actually. I'm planning to play it with MMOD to mix things up, and I wanna do some assorted sourcemods eventually too.

>>4927243
She's going on my list of "chuubas I like but will almost never get to watch because of timezones"

>>4927109
Nope.

>chat is only chuubas
Why the fuck are you people like this
At least use your viewer alt

I woke up at 3am for this, fuck yeah

>>4927243
>gfe
no thanks

watch kana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-r_lYHy64E

>>4927542
Affiliate parties are always 90% chuubas, it's pretty much tradition now. It's about celebrating your peers and shit. The regular balance is typically restored after.

>>4927542
callie is going to replace veleck soon

did she start calliecord yet

>>4927491
well who the fuck are you then

>>4927583
where's the gfe?

>>4927920
velcord is currently a personal blog for chuubas
calliecord can't come soon enough

This level of based is possible for Fleurudo d'Eaurika. What do you think, everyone?
<<Tres bien!!>>

>>4927583

HOW DO I STOP BEING A HARDCORE GOSLING FOR FEMCHUUBAS THAT PLAY THE UKULELE
IT HAPPENS EVERY FUCKIGN TIME THEYRSE SO FUCKIN CUTE AND ATTRACCTIVE AND I WANNA MARRY ATHEM AND HAVE BABIES AND DIE IN THEIR ARMS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

https://vocaroo.com/1dJuYcyiW4wk
more

>>4928048

>>4928320
The ukelele is basically the nerd acoustic guitar, it makes both sexes gosling for whoever's playing it, especially if they're playing it badly.

>>4928363
C U T E

>>4928433
answer the question

>>4928320
I will buy a Ukelele just for you anon and I will do a ukelele collab with Nelson.

>>4928320
FOCUS YOUR GOSLINGNESS INTO GOOD INSTRUMENTS INSTEAD

>>4928751
>Nelson
You lost me. Wish them the best but their schtick hard filters me.

>>4928363

>>4928320
so you're a fan of Clau?
https://www.twitch.tv/clauelora

I lost seven hours of my life that I'll never get back, and I'm okay with that

https://www.twitch.tv/shibaeinuuvt

https://www.twitch.tv/littlespies

>>4928753
should i play my guitar on stream

>>4928320
I am matching Callie's alchol so I can answer this as candidly as possible
Go out and find a woman with as many addictions as you can. Drug additions are ok, but eating and self harm are even better. Get all of those, and you're golden.
Start dating her. She will have zero self esteem. Give a little bit of positive feedback when she acts in a way you like, especially if it's a way similar to the girl you're goslinging over. She will literally invert her entire personality to make you happy if you keep giving her attention. Keep at it, keep giving her positive feedback when she quits the drugs or starts dieting off the pounds, and you will wind up with a woman that's turned into the girl you wanted.
The ideal age for women like this is early college age to last year of highschool. They own't be virgins, but you can easily be their second or third, and you will be able to mold them into your ideal musclegirl goth big tiddie GF

You can dump them whenever you get bored, and nobody can blame you for it since you turned their life around. You will stop goslinging after the fourth or fifth woman you turn into your latest ideal GF

>>4928848
koragi

>>4928930
Based, yet fucked up

>>4928781
what do you mean by their schtick?

>>4928363
what in gods name is this

>>4929071
Stealing a public commons PNG.

>>4928781
Understandable anon!
>>4928930
What the fuck anon

>>4926301
his past two streams had like 20+ viewers each, but this current one that just ended only had like 10. to be fair he was streaming the same time as other bigger people.

>>4928930
What the fuck did I just read

This entire chat trying to hold Callie's white trash drunkard coming out lmao

>>4929255
It's not working

I love this white trash girl

>>4928930
Jones, I will do a dramatic reading if you don't mind

>>4929337
Nope, she's getting fucked up, it's inevitable

how do I chuuba?
>just be yourself
>becomes drunk white trash
glorious

>all of callie's stream is /here/tubers
>no viewersans watching
>thread going nuts for callie
hmmmmmmmmm

>>4929406
You forgot
>be charismatic

>>4929460
most of the /here/ chuubas are not charismatic

>>4929455
We're back to being the viewer thread anon!

>>4929372
The whole of my law is do as thou wilt. I was inevitably gonna ramble out that shit on stream once drunk enough anyway, so go right the fuck ahead.

>>4929455
I'm used to being the only pure viewer in chat

>>4929455
Then chat stupid

>>4929455
Actual velcord posting is happening

>>4929455
vtubers shitting up the thread to shill their irl friends

this happens all the time

Velcord does not give a single fuck about Callie.
Sincerely, anonymous Velcordian.

>>4929455
Germanium, ArsenicCataract, UnsungHeroi,

>>4929142
Not stealing if it is literally common public.

>>4928727
read the thread anon you lazy fuck even I found out in like 10 seconds

>>4928930
basado
would call the cops on you tho

>>4929592
People will say anything to get (You)s, the /asp/cord is right there but they know the schizos don't care about it

>>4929642
i'd probably like nelson if he stole a copyrighted png. that takes actual balls instead of pretend balls

what's "real" discussion if every time someone starts getting mildy popular in the thread some of (You) start complaining of forced discussion by shills?

>>4929719
It's not a "courage" thing you retard

>>4929754
*mildly
i hate being illiterate

MechEnzy is a guy with a voice changer. I should know, I've played around with voice changers before and I got identical results.

>>4929796
you're right, it's a balls thing

>>4929754
You're just supposed to ignore them anon, that's the "real" discussion. Not perfect but it's something.

>>4929877
What does "balls" used in that context correlate to in correct english
The answer is courage, ESL-chama

>>4929871
MechEnzy is cute as fuck so I don't really care.

>>4929455
I'm multistream drifting her and Leaflit

>>4929871
Talks like a girl, dresses like a girl, sounds like a girl
Gets FUCKED like a girl

>>4929940
sorry i can't hear your post your balls are too tiny and inaudible

Who is Callie's mom?
Is MechEnzy Callie's mom?

>>4929455
I'm not watching her

>>4929670
>would call the cops on you tho
The cops won't un-fuck your sister. She'll spend the rest of her fucking life longing for me.

>>4929998
they probably wouldn't stream over eachother in that case

Apparently Colt is getting a new model + rigging (same design), as well as more professional overlays and a BGM. He's going all in.

>>4928433
fuck off you are cancer

>>4930065
>my mom streams when I stream
mom....

>>4929998
Her mom is SpaghettiHarrisan, an irl friend. She streamed with her DbD.

>>4929980
Same

>>4930169
Did Spaghetti make both of them, or just one?
They really really look like the same art style/same mom.

>>4930239
Spaghetti only worked on Callie. MechEnzy did her model by herself as far as I'm aware.

>>4929754
>mildly popular
this is a 10 viewer vtuber from tumblr

>>4930115
why are you so mad at babis mate

>>4930077
i wanna go all in inside of colt

>>4930322
in the thread

>>4930341
y-you mean let colt go all in inside of you?

>>4930322
Who?

>>4930077
Colt is cute!
CUTE!

>>4930381
callie

>>4930358
no i wanna fuck him in the ass like the bitch he is

I love it when chuubas get this drunk

>>4930322
>tumblr
no

callie is cool

>no new ips
>this much callie posting
this is only harming your oshi

>>4930614
This is getting pathetic anon, have you considered leaving the thread for a while? It's one party

>>4930614
i'm mad this tactic of calling out enthusiastic fans of chuubas worked with Lapin and now you niggers do it with any fanbase that gets mildly vocal

>>4930614
get filtered bitch

I WILL be happy for chuubas and there isn't shit you can do about it

>>4930660
I just came back anon, this kind of nonstop shilling doesn't make people like your oshi more. Reda and Ghost earned bad reputations from this or from people falseflagging them

>>4930614
anons will shill chubas they like
sorry, anon

>>4930341
Fuck babis and fuck fags
Male vtubers should just kys

They keep taking the bait, it's amazing, that's gotta be the most (You)s per second from the last 10 threads, that's history in the making, Jim.

>>4930696
>>4930660
which /asp/ie is this?

>>4930794
https://www.twitch.tv/calliecalico

when is the calliecord?

>>4930614
I'm gonna shill my oshi (not callie) and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Anons just need to let other anons be happy about their chuubas.

https://pomf.tv/stream/celesse
Lewd rrat having technical issues.

>>4930831
which /asp/ie is the one typing the posts

>>4930895
not me

>>4930895
which ones

>>4930895
Me

>>4930831
I CLICKED THE LINK!

>>4930895
i'm not from /asp/ i only post here

>>4930998
please click my link next anon...

>>4931059
post it and I will click it

>>4930895
I'm not an aspie, I'm

>>4931080
https://www.twitter.com

>BOOBS PEE PEE POO POO DRINKING
She's perfect for VShojo
Callie incline when

>>4931159
top kek

>>4930998

Jones is a hard motherfucker

>>4931210
Boney hands typed this post

>>4931210
All bones no meat

i'll never self-post so that if i ever see myself getting posted here then that means someone cares enough to do so

Jones is the Callie-gosling but that's ok because Callie is based.

>>4931244
nope refer to >>4931143

https://www.twitch.tv/shadydesu_ch
real SHIN MAHHOGHONY TENSAY games

She's probably going to fucking die when she watches the VOD tomorrow.

Calliecucks absolutely btfo'd by orange man

callie fuckers are annoying

>>4931455
More cucking to come in the 'roast' probably!

>Some guy was spamming about Vel being a whore at the back door
>It suddenly dissappears
>Now there's some guy spamming about Callie being annoying here
It's so transparent.

>>4930614
is callie the the new r*da?

>>4931477
/asp/ies are very aggressive when shilling their own like this
fuck /asp/ies

>>4931549
From the looks of it they scared him off by spamming furry porn instead of discussing anything lmao

>>4931549
>can't accept that some people find it annoying if you non-stop talk about a 10 viewer chuuba

>>4931566
Can you blame them when it works? Maybe the /trash/chuubas would have inclined harder if they weren't so autistic about being shameless.

>>4931556
reda is the only reda
reda will always be relevant, no babi can surpass her

>>4931556
their chat is all vtubers and one big clique
they mainly do zatsudans
they are alcoholic white trash
callie is the new veleck

>could shill vtuber
>nah, let's just bitch about an /asp/ie who is having a fun time

>>4931603
Its not working out for callie, they only have vtubers watching them
they will never incline like this
veleck has this same problem

>>4931640
When the Irishman drinks it's their culture but an American does it and suddenly theyre white trash.

>>4931596
Low viewer chuubas are the best and I WILL shill for them

>>4931640
Gotta admit, this is entertaining though

while you guys are busy shitposting, the back room is posting sexy lapin edits and I'm lapin it up

>>4931693
I very rarely drink though, i'm a shite irishman

>>4931693
Yes

>>4931693
Callie is definitely white trash tho.

>>4931761
thanks for telling, Im ready

>75 people in chat
>only ~20 are vtubers
>their names stand out compared to non chuubas
>omg it's full of just vtubers!!!
ogey

>>4931693
Her mom was in prison for selling meth. She did a Kid Rock Karaoke wearing a wifebeater.

>>4931493
tk...

>>4931733
I can go on just chatting and see the same exact thing
I can go on twitter and see the same exact thing

Anons give me a list of the most obnoxious chuubas.
I do not care if they are single, double or triple digits. Just do it.

>>4931894
I need a Ringe version

>>4931942
Most obnoxious chuuba: your oshi

>>4931707
there's plenty of them on right now
why is callie the only one being shilled

>>4931942
jusagi

>>4931894
god i want someone to draw leads of me :(

>>4918297
Prince, Shania, Rin

>>4931942
Your oshi

>>4931942
Ghost, Callie, Reda, Night Paradox

>>4931964
I do not have an oshi yet, that is why I am asking for this list.
So I can shill someone that everyone else hates.

>>4931965
not many others are having a big stream right now that are related to here i guess
valravn was on the second half of her official debut stream already and she's not talked about as much since she doesn't' selfpost here

>>4931639
>>4931640
Both fair but I means in terms of shilling that turns into anti-shilling

>>4931965
Its very clearly just Callie's circle jerk
No other small viewer chuuba gets this kind of fanfare. There were others doing celebrations and debuts today that didn't get this much shilling.

/asp/ies are the worst

>>4931693
Correct

>>4931998
Literal who

>>4932014
Well sh*nia, pr*nce, and r*da are the obvious answers there, but good luck with that.

goddamnit bones

>>4932035
there were chuubas from pretty much every circle there though; like you said no other small chuuba gets this fanfare because a lot of them didn't have the outreach that she did
if another well liked /asp/ie that networks well did something like this like toma or nelson during primetime hours they'd probably have equally as active threads

>>4932054
Reda seems rather calm and composed so it does not fit the bill for me. I have never watched the other two.
I will look into them, thank you anon.

>D cup
>5'5
FUUUUUCK

Goodbye /wvt/, I love you so much.

>>4932035
do any other /asp/ies get this much shilling

>>4932162
callie getting other chuubas to reveal their cup size
based

>>4932164
We have you in containment for a reason

>>4932158
Prince is a shit poster through and through, on stream and on 4chin. Shania I don't know they actually stream but they're hated for schizo shitposting on the level of ruining people's lives.

>shortstack Callie
Now Im sold

>>4932165
this much? i don't think so, but a lot of the new wave and odette get talked about pretty positively during their streams

>>4932085
Hell Spike's affiliate party last week was basically the same thing with a good amount of thread discussion and an almost identical crowd in the chat but he's native instead of /asp/ie so there was no rrat to spin. The reality is these parties just draw.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK