/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gawr likes it cute, Gura likes it funny.

I love you Gura, thank you for always doing your best for us. I really appreciate it.

I was sad yesterday and extra sad today, so I did extra reps. I can't let down my shark. Gotta stay strong.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Expect one more day without Gura.

You're all going to flood her with superchats on her bday right? Even though Gura has the highest subs she's actually only the 3rd superchatted in her gen and her gen has less superchats than the japanese branch. Susan and Cover also take a slice of her pie so I think Gura deserves a superchat rainbow like what Mori got in one of her earliest streams.
I saved up a couple hundred dollars, not a lot..but it's my contribution. I hope others join me and we give Gura a superchat overload for once. I don't think it's happened to her yet, it even happened to Lamy but not Gura for some reason. She takes so many cuts that we just have to make the pie bigger, even if its for this one day.

>>4886153
https://files.catbox.moe/x5bb8i.mp4

Each time I start missing Gura's voice with these long absences, I remember how much greater of a feeling it is when she does return

I love Gawr Gura! Gawr Gura makes me strong!

>>4886386
>Hewooooo~

>>4886361
Fuck YouTube. Why would I give them a cut of my money when I can cut them out of the equation completely and buy her merch? Susan has fucked with Gura's good moods one too many times.

>>4886361
Susan, your facade is not fooling anyone. Go back.

I love Gura

>>4886386
I'm edging until gura returns

>>4886361
i've seen gura receive three SC rainbows in the past month, two in her most recent week's worth of streams. she's had a few streams with pretty good SC hauls. i would also like to see her make more money but you're making it sound like she's doing badly. she is not, not even in comparison to revenue of other talents. the only numerical anomaly is that she has an extremely high subscriber count and the only other metric that's correlated with it is VOD views.

>>4886557
That reminds me of when I abstained from fapping for an entire month in anticipation of her RFA challenge stream. Good times.

>>4886361
She has the most members of anyone by far, don't think she isn't making enough because of superchats. Also, if you're bothering to save a good amount then I wouldn't use it to superchat, but instead to boost when she launches her merch. Avoids giving money to youtube, unless you really want the superchat attention which I wouldn't really blame you

>>4886635
How hard did you cum when she finally did it?

>Um yeah, sorry this stream was really last minute—like reeeally last minute, ummmm...but—I dunno I just wanted to spend time with you guys...I dunno. Maybe I was feeling a bit nervous today, or maybe anxious, I dunno, I felt—I was feeling funny and I’d figured I wanted to have, I wanted to have some nice time with you guys...um, so I, I was like, “Y’know what screw it—we’re gonna, we’re gonna gather round, we’re gonna cuddle together and have some singing time.” Yeah, so thank you guys, thank you guys for hanging out with me today, yeah

>>4886664
I've never cum harder, prior or since

>>4886663
>instead to boost when she launches her merch
This is very important. At the checkout screen, use BOOST on one of the items to add a donation that goes to her. This is much better than superchatting her.

>>4886361
Very close considering she streams the less of all 5. With the birthday and possible endurance or celebration stream for 3 million subs, she should be past Kiara.

>>4886361
I plan on sending her a akasupa at the very least, I want to save the rest for her merch. I also just found a job after years of not having one, so I need to start saving so I can move out of the place I live in atm.

>>4886776
you have no idea what is in her contract. you have no idea what cut she receives of boost revenue. consistent and reliable revenue is more important than rare bursts of unreliable income. if you don't want to superchat often, just don't superchat often. or at all. she has told you repeatedly that she appreciates your support without it. you do not need to fabricate flimsy theories about other kinds of revenue being better.

Anyone else think she is literally travelling to Japan at this very moment to meet Coco?

>>4886912
no, absolutely not. the chance is zero.

>>4886899
Do you even watch her streams and see how much YouTube fucks her over? I know enough that YouTube takes 30% of superchat revenue while donating through BOOTH gives none to YouTube. I don't like YouTube fucking over my oshi so I will not be giving them any more money than I have to. It's less about how much Gura is getting and more about how much YouTube isn't.

>>4886889
>akasupa
Gura would prefer you save money for your house if you need it.

>>4887028
>Do you even watch her streams
yes
>and see how much YouTube fucks her over?
yes
>I know enough that YouTube takes 30% of superchat revenue while donating through BOOTH gives none to YouTube.
you ignored what i said. you do not know if she gets any revenue at all from boost payments. you do not know what is in her contract.
>I don't like YouTube fucking over my oshi so I will not be giving them any more money than I have to.
and she has told you she appreciates your support regardless.
>It's less about how much Gura is getting and more about how much YouTube isn't.
my point is that it is not *at all* about how much gura is getting.

>>4887079
I agree

>>4887058
Its fine, I'm not in any danger and its a once a year event.

>>4886737
Were you the anon who posted his load during that stream on /jp/?

>>4887139
I've kept up my reps, but missing her still hurts so much. All I can do is keep pushing through.

>>4887160
I'm not THAT retarded. Plus that was during her first RFA stream and not the one with the challenges.

>>4886713
She's so sweet. I hope she got what she needed from it. However hard it's been for us it has been for us it must have been harder on her. I want to make her happy every day.

>>4887494
>However hard it's been for us it has been for us it must have been harder on her
Wow I totally fucked up that sentence. Got too distracted thinking about Gura. Can't talk straight.

>>4887527
That's okay, chumbud. It happens to all of us.

>>4887527
It’s understandable, she leaves me speechless all the time

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>4887587
Her timid personality in this image is almost too much to bear

When it’s fall again we’ll already have been with Gura a whole year

Would I be going too far in saying that Gura is cute?

>>4887780
>It's been almost a year already

>>4886713
Cuddling with Gura and calming her anxiety!

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1402821289413419008?s=19

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1402821289413419008

>Gura finishes her stream for the night, she went 5 and a half hours.
>You head over to her place and she greets you excitedly but you can tell she's sleepy
>You scoop her up and plop her on the couch then grab a blanket to share
>She wraps her arm around you and curls up close
>She eventually nods off, you notice and smile then proceed to do the same.

>>4887780
And her required first year will be complete... I hope she doesn't leave us so soon...

Guwa...
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1402821289413419008

>>4886361
>money to youtube
>money to cover
Naa.

>>4887973
>>4887978
Tweeting directly at the person to show support instead of to her own followers. This is why I love this shark.

>>4887985
This is hitting too hard tonight. I think I need to just go to sleep.

>>4887973
>>4887978
>>4888006
I wonder how long it took her to write that. I feel like she is the type of person who would sit there for hours trying to think of the perfect way to write it.

>>4888005
She’s been planning scary stuff for October, so she’ll still be with us yet.

>>4888158
She's probably been drafting and rewriting it ever since she was told before us

>>4888158
Management did that tweet.

>>4888158
Probably, she's been liking a lot of Coco related tweets, so she probably didn't know what to say.

>>4887973
>>4887978
God bless this shark.

>>4887973
>>4887978
What a sweet girl

>>4888077
We're here for her no matter what. She knows that.

I saved this image all the way back in October. I never thought it would come back to be so relevant.

>>4889139
goddamnit...

>>4889139
I remember Gura said before her and Coco were good friends and talked almost every day. I hope she isn't taking it too hard.

>>4889262
When was this? A timestamp or even just the stream would be much appreciated.

I believe this was her
>4844233
>4847805
we love you Gura

>>4889262
I hope that hey continue to talk even after july 1st.

>>4889139
I want to buy Gura a glass of black rum so we can toast to Coco's legacy.

>>4889308
Was a long ass time ago she mentioned it, so I do not remember when.

>>4887973
>>4887978

>>4889314
No doubt. The hearts are a dead giveaway.

>>4889139
I've never been drunk before, but if I were to be drunk, i'd be drunk with gura by my side

>>4889308
>>4889388
do you mind a translation clip? this happened last month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3g68T6gRlk

Gura finally tweeted

>>4889318
i hope so too.

>>4889504
Oh shit, that's a nice image. Thanks anon!

Hey everyone, she's finally tweeted. How are we all feeling??

>>4889822
I'm ready to hear her voice again

>>4889822
Just letting my heart bleed a little. I hope she's feeling okay.

>>4889822

>>4889822
I'm fine, I'm more worried about how she's doing than anything. I don't want Gura to be sad.

>>4889822
I am currently filled with love for Gura. I was saddened by...well, you know, but after a while it turned into appreciation for the time we have with Gura. I know she might be blue right now, but she's trying to be positive, and I can be as well.

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

> nips criticizing Gura for being late...

>>4890408
Are you kidding? I hope you are.

>>4889822
I'm recovering somewhat...

>>4890408
Ignore them. Now's not the time. If shark wants me to be positive then I'll pull fucking protons from thin air if I have to.

>>4890301

>>4890408
Probably just trolls.

>>4890520

>>4891067
> One retard makes a tweet
This is literally nothing

>>4891067
Business as usual.

>>4891067
The retard 100% isn't a Gura fan. She was busy and likely anxious about the tweet. Coco meant a lot to Gura.

>>4891256
https://twitter.com/nqve1/status/1402488201768435714

>>4891067
Don't give this fucker the attention he wants.

>>4891067
This guy has been shitting on gura for being lazy since like day one

>>4891067
>Oh, no!
That line should be "Soooooo late!"

>>4891067
The dude is a dedicated Gura anti, he will always shit on gura for literally anything.

>>4891067
I looked up few of his tweet, he's just another Gura anti. carry on

>>4891276
The guy is a numberfag. I saw his tweet before criticizing the way Gura does stuff. Stuff like how she doesn't tweet much/doesn't tweet stream. He also commented in Gura's tweet about how J*y is the cause of her number's decline.

Forgive me anons, i know you guys hate trying to force collabs, but IF she were to collab....would her sister Kana be a good choice?

>>4891407
The absolute state of numberfags.

>>4891407
>j*y
>tfw its almost been a year since the meltdown
heh

She said she was taking a break for a few days, before this shit dropped. Might be worried about the bugs harassing her as well. Probably just need to gather her thoughts though.
I love Gura. She can take the time she needs.

>>4891481
I wouldn't be against it, Kana is alright.

>>4891481
I only watch a little of her but I think they will have great synergy.

>>4891535
It's only been 7 months

>>4891481
She's fine, however she isn't on topic.

>>4891481
I've only watched a couple hours of her streams, she seems ok enough.

>>4891481
>i know you guys hate trying to force collabs
Kana hates this too

I love my sharkwife. She's the absolute cutest

>>4892595
What flavor?

>>4892665
Can't you see the tag? Fishbone flavor.

>>4892702
will it taste or have the essence of Gura?

>>4892939
Yes

>>4892551
She needs another line going to her ankles for more support, that's going to tire her out a lot.

>>4893082
Shark has a strong cardio game, she will be ok.

>>4893226
That's not how suspension bondage works.

>>4892595
The things I would do to drink that tea.

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/90406539

>>4891481
I love Kana in her own way, but too lewd for shark.

I can't wait for her to be back on friday.
Unless we get lucky and she comes back tomorrow

>>4893622
Is this how Gura looks when she plays marbles?

>>4893873
It's her trying to find the food she dropped.(she will the eat it)

>>4894149
It's actually her getting ready to jump on you after you get home from a day of work

Here take this

>>4894274
Back in the box.

>>4894485
>you dont have the heart, nyooo nyon't nyuu it nyaaa

Pain

*brush brush*

>>4894485
Aww look how dumb it looks. How can I not adopt it?

meido on duty

>>4894526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4qgHbpvt38

>>4894606
imagine helping Gura brush her hair..

>>4891481
Kana left Tsunderia specifically because she didn't want to be forced into collabs.
So I think the odds are damn low.

>Gura is going to celebrate her birthday while Coco's graduation is looming

Man, this sucks. She wouldn't be able to enjoy it as much and her mood on her streams from now on might be affected.

>>4895181
Sorry, Ame. She belongs to her shrimps.

>>4895287
Read her tweet again, dramafag
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1402821289413419008

If Coco calls Gura on her birthday stream I'll fucking cry

>>4895448
So would Gura

>>4895318
>I will always look up to you!
yeah, but doesn't she have to look up to pretty much anyone?

>>4895287
I'm gonna be strong and reliable, and channel my boyish enthusiasm for her birthday so she can stay positive and motivated.

>>4895726
Based, me too. She's the best shark and has dealt with a lot of bullshit over the past year so she deserves all the positivity and happiness for her first birthday with us.

>>4895807
nighty night, bud

>>4895807
Goodnight, friend...

>>4886153
Gura had the old mic back during her most recent stream, I wonder if that means she might cycle the old bgm back into the mix too.

>>4891407
He also roommateposts in replies and even numberfags tweets. Prime schizo

I spent years building my career. It's been years of loneliness on the road, it was worth it. But thanks to rona I lost my career. I spent a year living off NEETunemploymentbux bored to tears. Thank you Gura for keeping me alive.

>>4894824
why does the southpark style fits so well?

https://streamable.com/h0luze

>>4891067
It's the dude that got blocked by shion's holo account. Just report his tweets as targeted harassment. This schizo keeps quote retweeting gura's or other holos' tweets just to shit on gura.

>>4895287
And so will Kiara just 5 days after coco's graduation.
Coco said to stay positive. They will send her off with a smile AND they will celebrate their birthdays with coco's words in mind.

>>4897768
You can bet Kiara will turn it into another fucking pityfest and fuck up her chances at being Coco 2.0.

I've been busy lately and didn't know Gura has a karaoke stream again. That Believer cover blew me away!

>>4898000
That one struck me hard as well. The tone of her voice with lower-register songs are absolutely perfect for her.

This was such a funny moment
https://youtu.be/_wW5p3u3k8E?t=1018

>>4886153
I had decided to leave this shithole of a site for a while because of Coco's graduation. Ended up watching Gura's Henry Stickman stream. It was so good that I had to come back momentarily to say this to chumbuds: this stream was peak Gura. It's by far the best stream she's ever done. Okay, gonna gtfo now.

>>4898184
This place was hell yesterday for few hours. It somehow surprisingly turned back to normal today which I'm very happy about.

Decided to leave this shithole site because of Coco's graduation. Ended up watching Gura's Henry Stickman stream. It was so good I came back to tell you chumbuds: this stream was peak Gura. It's by far the best stream she's ever done. Alright gonna gtfo again.

This place was hell yesterday for few hours. It somehow surprisingly turned back to normal today which I'm very happy about.

>>4898271
I don't know why my reply got posted twice. Sorry for the inconvenience

>>4898271
When you say leave because of, do you mean you'll be back mid july when the dust settles or just that you're leaving forever? If the latter, good luck chumbud. I like this thread too much to ever leave, I can't talk vtubers with my friends because despite being basement dwellers themselves they all think vtubers are twitch-thots by another name. If i gosling too much for gura they'll start to get concerned/uncomfortable.

>>4898281
its currently 10am bong time and eurofags are used to not watching sharky every day because she streams after midnight for us most days.
I wish i could watch her every stream live but I'll accept my consolation of not hurting too bad during breaks. Heart goes out to the chumburgers who'll be suffering in about 5-10 hours.

>>4894824
Is Gura cartman?

>>4898346
If you end up in this place, you can never truly leave. You are here forever.

>>4898554
I made a break back in 2007 after 2 years but now I've been back since EN debuted...

>>4898587
I had been lurking in /ss/ since 2016 and I used to hate loli

goodnight chumbuds
I love gura

>>4896101
>Gura had the old mic back during her most recent stream
She's always had the same mic

I hope Gura will stream today. I can't hold on much longer

>>4899211
This always confuses me when people talk about her mic too. He's talking about the image of the mic on her stream.

>>4899302
Now that you say it, she won't even stream tomorrow grudgepost me pls

>>4886361
No, but I may buy her merch if it's good.

>>4899621
She said she will take 2-3 days off so if we are lucky we will get a stream today but definitely on friday

>I sit in work
>I think about shark
>I smile
>I miss shark
>I sigh
>Smile anyway, because she'd want me to

I think I'll pop my supa cherry when she gets back. Miss sharky a lot.

>>4899302
Same. I have a rrat problem and it won't go away.

>>4901300
Unyielding belief in Gura is the best rrat solution I've ever found. Tomorrow is still soon, and I'm sure it will be lots of fun.

>>4901713
I don't know what my problem is. It's something that shouldn't bother me the way that it does. It's none of my fucking business to begin with. I feel like a big god damned idiot for even dwelling on it, but I just can't shake it.

>>4901211
Save your money for the birthday stream, i'm too lazy and scared to write her a letter, so i'll give her a superchat instead

>>4901806
Trust in shark

Gura is sleeping, dont wake her up

>>4901956
If you can't write a letter then send her a postcard with a drawing, a picture from your area, or of your feet. I'm sure she would love any of those.

>>4902019
cute feet only

How many days till Gura's birthday?

>>4901806
I get what you mean, I'm concerned about how I'd react if I found out *certain* things, because of how that reflects on me as a person. And even the idea of believing that it isn't true is upsetting because it means I care about it when I shouldn't.

>>4901956
I don't really intend to ever be the kind of fan that drops big money on my oshi. As much as I'd like to I have other things I need to save up for. I can afford a supa when she's back and still afford to maybe drop a red on the birthday stream.

>>4901961
I'll try harder.
>>4902505
>because of how that reflects on me as a person
Yeah, I think we're both talking about the same thing. I can tell it's insecurity and fear. It's just overwhelming sometimes, even though I know I shouldn't let it matter at all.

>>4903253
She has never given me any reason to believe she would knowingly do anything that would hurt >us. That's why I can let my guard down for her and love her. It feels good to be able to trust someone completely.

>>4902457
10

So Calli, Ame and Ina have some meaning behind their names but Gura still remains a mistery beyond the "giant underwater rubber animal" anacronym she made on the fly, did each girl come up with their avatar's name or were they assigned to them?

>>4903892
The album isn't ready.

Gura please come back soon I miss you

>>4904847
ssshhhh... no questions. only giant underwater rubber animal.

gura is a type of fish

>>4904847
Cover is so restrictive that they probably weren't allowed to come up with their own names. I hate this company so much. I wish there was a better alternative that allows for more freedom

>>4904847
Gura is the sound a stomach makes, she's a hungry shark.

Sharky I miss you

>>4905777
Gura can barely make a ttrpg character without collapsing into analysis paralysis, I would not trust her with full creative control for an instant. I'd even say she's probably happier not having it.

>>4906038
same gaki

>>4905995
You make a good point.

>>4905995
I like the idea that Atlanteans name their children by listening to what noise their stomach makes after they're born.

>>4906153
ERO samegaki

>>4906164
It's kinda funny when Gura gets so embarrassed when her own stomach is calling out to her during a stream.

Gura soon soon

>>4904847
Funny you mentioned that. Gura's name has some real meaning. Gawr in welsh means giant, gura in romanian means mouth, therefore gawr gura= giant mouth.

>>4906555
happy

I want Gura to sing older songs, they make me feel comfy. If it were my choice Lili Marleen if not the German version the Japanese version would still be a treat.

>>4906042
Im sure more people would be happier if a lot of decisions were made for them rather than they themselves choose. It was one of the tenets of the old "npc" meme before it was ruined and degenerated into "ur dum"

>>4906571
I don’t think it works to mix different languages in this way. Does Gura/GOORAH mean anything in welsh?

If I haven’t been working I’ve been sleeping these past few days. The only thing keeping me going is the though of seeing Gura this weekend.

Ohasame... I miss gura so much. But the rep train stops for nothing. Time to hit the gym and have a good day at work, FOR HER

>>4906741
I think it'd be cool to hear her sing some folk songs like Greensleeves some day. As a bonus most of them were written hundreds of years ago so there isn't even DMCA to worry about.

Need Gura to sing this and more songs from this era:
https://youtu.be/kv8zyBi4ZXk

Huge missed opportunity for her.

>>4906741
>Im sure more people would be happier if a lot of decisions were made for them rather than they themselves choose
I'm here to see Gura's content, not her fucking manager's content. It would be absurd for them to just be puppets for management. Everything would turn to corporate garbage and the company would be dead in a year.

I want to watch anime with gura and see her vibe to the OP/ED and sing them in karaokes later

>>4906571
>welsh
But that language sounds like you're trying to speak with the motherfucking devil himself .

>>4907305
I never stated that someone should control her content, if fact I love when she does her own things and you know its hers by how unplanned it seems. I was simply stating something I believe many people suffer from, a life unfulfilled due to an inability to make decisions.

>>4907417
Thinking about that idea maybe she should sing "Everything you've ever dreamed" or other unused anime songs. Would be neat to learn something new from other anime that might not be too well known.

>>4907617
>I was simply stating something I believe many people suffer from, a life unfulfilled due to an inability to make decisions.
That may be true but the solution isn't to just let someone else make decisions for you. You are supposed to try and actually grow as a person and be able to make those decisions yourself. Outside of legal/ToS shit I would prefer management not directing Gura or any of the girls to do stuff.

>>4907698
Im not going to argue this subject beyond this last post due to how off-topic its might become.

I wouldn't mind if any of the girls find themselves in a rut to be given some direction (not to be confused with direct orders) rather than become aimless and stagnate.

>>4908119
>I wouldn't mind if any of the girls find themselves in a rut to be given some direction (not to be confused with direct orders) rather than become aimless and stagnate.
Yes asking for help and being given ideas is always fine, and probably happens all the time. The way you were saying it before made it sound like you wanted them to be directed to do things rather than be able to make the final decisions on their own.

i still think it's funny that gura never played paladins after being told to play paladins/minecraft/fortnite

>>4904847
I'm still very fond of the rrat that gura and ame's avatars were supposed to be swapped, but they changed in the month before debut

>>4908584
>gura never played paladins
Thank fucking god.

>>4908328
Started with this and now I'm on her coldplay covers. This is NOT what I needed this morning.

Guras bumpy head

>>4908703
SLAM!

>>4886153
wheres she bros?

>>4909015
With me, we've been on a wild sex bender for the last 48 hours. I'll let you have her back tomorrow.

Sometimes I have no fucking idea if anons want to have sex with her for real or just shitpost for fun

>>4909225
Both

>>4909225
Anons want to have secs with pretty much anything, anon.

>>4909225
Both, and also her have sex with Ame

>>4909225
https://exhentai.org/g/1905249/d36dbc44fb/
kinda like this

>>4909263
I won't have sex with just any fish anon, I'm not that loose of a man.

>>4909225
You have to be gay to not want to fuck this incredibly powerful cunny

>>4904847
Anon....

Gawr is a play on of Rawr and Gura is a play on of Guro due to her liking questionable psychotic tendencies as well as being a shark.

>>4909225
>>4909258
Correct answer. Horny shitposting is fun, but I'd also give a kidney, testicle, and 3 fingers to actually have sex with her.

>>4909225
I like thinking about her masturbating more because that actually happens and isn't entirely inside my head.

>>4909225
both. I wish the latter wasn't true though. shit's fucking odd af.

>>4909388
this image just makes me think of how uncomfortable office chairs would be for gura because her tail would force her to sit at an angle/to one side.

>>4909369
Honestly, I might need a concussion or something to understand why someone would give up some life span just for sex, and then live like a cripple or in pain for the rest of their life.

>>4909388
She has used the "master bait" joke at least 2 times already. So I think that rrat has legs

>>4909476
1. because they're virgins
2. because they want their first time to be with somebody they care about.
3. because cunny is powerful.

>>4909225
I want to have sex with her for real but its primarily because I love her and that makes her sexier to me than any other cunny on the planet, fictional or otherwise.

>>4909424
I am willing to bet more of the posts you think are odd are in fact serious than not.

>>4909476
Not that anon but if it was just about sex there are easier ways to get it. I unironically love Gura, it's different.

>>4909527
>girls masturbating is a rrat
No, anon, her NOT doing it is the rrat.

>>4909608
I was just being hyperbolic. No girl is actually worth that. Maybe a pinky toe though...

>>4909775
Just for sex no, but for a loving long term relationship sure. I mean I'd give her a kidney if she needed it even without an expectation of any form of relationship.

Gura's birthday is this month?

>>4910217
10 days!

>>4910217
why are you here if you need to ask this and can't find the answer in less than 30 seconds by yourself

Did soundpost anon make a Believer sound post yet?

>>4893432
No such thing

>>4891481
Kana would be happier getting a mention on twitter from what I know of her

gura is cute

>>4910691
Gura is pure sex in anything she wears

>>4910723
Based

>>4910723
Turns out Gura is perfect in general

>>4910691
Amelia's outfit looks great on her.

>>4910845
Sir you got my order wrong, I said a 4'7'' white haired girl

>>4903816
I went out and did some reps then tried to sleep a little more. Think I'm feeling a little better. I hope this bullshit doesn't continue to come back. I don't like the mental state it puts me in, at all. Thanks for helping.

Ame milk?

>>4909225
although i feel a sexual attraction to her, i do not want to have sex with her for real.

>>4909225
uooohh I want to make love to my sharkwife!

This is still my favorite Gura song to date, the way she giggles feels like a real child hyped for christmas.

https://youtu.be/04LUYdPyQx8

>>4909225
When HoloEN debuted I thought Amelia and Mori were sexiest and Gura had zero sex appeal. How wrong I was.

>>4909225
>if anons want to have sex with her
As much as it's part of the package, yeah. Just as much as going to bed at night, waking up the next morning, and sharing an early meal are part of that package. She makes me feel like everything I ever wanted is out there waiting for me...somewhere. It's a powerful emotional drive that takes me to great heights and agonizing depths, like trying to control a fire inside myself.

It makes me fearful and it makes me strong, often at the same time. The hope gets me through the day but the despair can tear me up inside if I'm not careful. The only thing that could do this to me is love in every sense of the word, every last one, and no matter how much it hurts me I absolutely will not let it go.

>>4905777

>>4909336
>tfw ywn play guroge with gura

I always imagined that was the case, but there's no way she'll outright to confirm such a thing when literal kids are watching.

>>4909225
I want gura's loins to bear my child

I like Guras dorsal fin!

>>4911628
It's not. That's a big fat rrat.

Gura is from the latin gula, meaning gullet, throat, palate or gluttony
This is simple stuff

Gura is a mispronunciation of gouda because that was her parents favorite cheese and one of them had a lisp when saying it.

>>4911800
It's real in my mind.
To be fair, we do know she kinda likes body horror, and since she regularly plays with her own name Gore Goomba came quite naturally to me. I don't actually expect it to be real, it's just a silly thought that occurred to me.

>>4911261
Very cute anon, I hope this year she sings Stille Nacht

>>4886361
No, I’ve been saving for her merch.

>>4911785
You do know it's just part of her hoodie, right?

>>4911923
Bruh you straight up LYIN'

>>4898184
You're here forever, I'm sorry.

Ogey google.

>>4912486
It's not wrong

>>4886361
rumao, imagine giving corporations money,watch the vods for ad revenue if you really want to give them anything

>>4912486
most religions are less demanding than Guraism

>>4912486
based

>>4886361
Gura makes about 3k per video on average which is among the highest in hololive. Also what people tend to forget is that Gura streams very little. With only 170 streams she is near the bottom of the list actually. I think only Anya has streamed less than her. That she still made over 500k in Superchats is very impressive.

>>4912486
I want Gura to form a cult. I want to worship her all day and all night with others who understand her glory

>>4912683
Gura is solidly in the middle in terms of streams now.

>>4887985
>pic related
Your smile

>>4912689
She is though? She's even giving out mandates.

>>4912717
She still is 2nd to last when it comes to total streams on her channel. I checked and its really only Anya who has less (135). Even Ayame still has more.

>>4912689
Preaching to the choir, chumbud.

>>4887985

>>4912816
That seems like a silly metric to say she streams very little though, since it relies entirely on account age. Her actual monthly stream number and hours streamed are in the middle of the pack.

>>4912816
i am a chumbud of the very first hour but i really wish gura would stream more
sometimes i get a bit frustrated desu she took 4 days off only 2 weeks ago and now its 3 days off again
but thats my fault i guess since i really have nothing else that brightens my day right now

>>4912943
X

>>4910383
yes

Numberfags get the rope.

>>4912883
>since it relies entirely on account age
Not really, since everyone who debuted at the same time as her has streamed way more. Even Ina who was dead last a few months after their debut now has 32 streams more than Gura. Even Ollie and Reine who debuted 3 months later have more than her.

>>4910383
Sauce on the lower right one?

>>4913162

made for raspberries

>>4913177
Thanks.

>>4913225
isn't it great?

>>4913177
I want to blow raspberries on her cute little tummy so fucking bad

>>4912871

Gura...stream onegai

https://twitter.com/7010URYYY/status/1402880805882372098?s=20

Would you let her?

I snapped at someone close to me, i need gura soon or im going hurt someone

>>4913383
be patient and good things will come to you

>>4913373
I'd jerk her off while I pound her cunny, yes

>>4913373
I'm not into futa but I would let Gura peg me, yes.

>>4913177
>>4913268
I want to feel her abdominal muscles tense up beneath my fingers as I caress her

>>4913373
No, I don't like it

>>4886297
if someone superchats her this what will happen

>>4913373
all the artists keep making her dick too large

>>4913489
Try it and find out.

>>4913512
I agree, I think it would be cuter if they gave her a small penis, but I think at this point enough of them have drawn it that way that she de facto has a massive cock.

>>4913489
He will die.

>>4913512
>>4913574
If you want it done right, do it yourself.

>>4913373
Seeing this kind of shit fucked me up as a kid, im not sure if I'd fuck her if she had that between her legs

>>4913489

>>4913664
You saw futa cock as a kid? Kinky.

>>4913641
Anon if I was going to draw her I wouldn't draw her with a penis at all.

every day I wake up and I want to do something different to gura.
yesterday I wanted to be babied by gura and fall asleep cuddling her with my head in her lap.
but today I want to have gura be in love with me, but then I beat guras weak little fragile body until she cant move, and break her heart and mind, and throw her out in the cold snow (in a loving way)
how does she do this?

>>4913747
gura would like that second one

>>4913718
I saw gurochan for the first time when I was 10

>>4913747
what the fuck dude

>>4911020
Still not totally sure what you guys were talking about but reading through this thread made me think of some shit I really wish I stopped myself from thinking. And I was having a pretty good day too...

>>4914155
Welcome to /ggg/

god I wish gura would be back soon, I abandoned the SGF stream and I need gura to renew my sanity.

>>4914307
Please find a hobby other than watching streams.

>>4914177
>Still not totally sure what you guys were talking about
Something embarrassing enough that I won't openly admit it. Knowing that Gura occasionally graces us with her gaze I wouldn't want to put the burden of my insecurities on her either.
>And I was having a pretty good day too...
Sorry.

>>4913444
jesas anon, my dick

>>4914338
LOL

I want to take Gura on a road trip where we can talk, and listen to music, and I can watch her hair blow around in the wind

I want Gura to show Atlantis ruins to me and also the only way to apply her waterbreathing spell is kissing me for at least 5 minutes each application. Or so she says.

>>4914338
I enjoy cooking, I take care of a shit ton of animals, I play vidya and I do DnD twice weekly with friends. I think i'm fine in that regard, it's just Gura's streams help give me a mental reset.

I want Gura [/spoiler]to stream[/spoiler]

I don't want Gura to stream, she's busy watching Ame

I want Gura to stream

For how long is the birthday merch available?
I just got out of uni and I'm looking for a job to be able to afford it

>>4914665
Been 1 month so far for the EN merch

>>4914545
>>4914586
hahahaha

Original song release at her birthday? please say yes

>>4914785
no

>>4912683
>only 170 streams
you counted wrong

>>4914892
i used playboard as a reference

>>4914907
yeah, that was a wrong way to count.

>>4912683
for some reason I only just thought about this, but do collab share the superchat moneys or anything?
dont know how the fuck, but ive only just thought of this.
like sometimes they collab only on one channel.

>>4914951
the one who hosts gets all the money

>>4914951
Pretty sure it just goes to the host, that's why they rotate for full collabs.

>>4914991
what evidence is there to support that claim?

>>4915033
trust me I know
i will not say any more

>>4914345
post it or shut up

>>4915225
I studied the blade.

>>4913747
Good thing she's my wife and not yours.

>>4915225
If I had to guess, anon can't shake the idea that Gura is taking time off because her secret boyfriend is visiting for a few days.

>>4915480
Ah, the swede[\spoiler].