/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

I love Shiina!

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

stop posting phase friends

I HATE RITUALPOSTERS

i believe in da michi supremacy

>Take that you fwoggit

ピッパ抱きします!

Why is wemi pretending to not know she's doing the genocide grind route?

>>49146848
It's more fun that way

Michi is the cutest.

She knows what she's doing.

>>49146848
It's a bit

That was officially a good thread

Lumi doko?

I MISS LUMI
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>49146743
>Yuri will never brap on my face
It's over

>>49146978
A lot of Michi discussion in general recently, even at other times of the day. Good to see.

>he puts the necro in the philia

>>49146978
I LOVE MICHI I LOVE MICHI I LOVE-

>>49147056
WDSMBT

>>49146936
I swear it's Airi itt asking about Remi every time. Remi is just in-character, people. She's probably more degen than you.

>>49147030
No one can anti her because they don't speak Japanese and she just beats things to death in elden ring. She has meme appeal and is universally inoffensive

>>49147087
It means I want San's slimy blue tongue up my asshole.

>>49147192
hi Lia!

>>49147169
I could probably shill her being the best singer in phase and that will generate some anti's and they'd be wrong.

>>49147030
It comes and goes over a long enough time.

>>49146978

Pippa love~!

>>49146905
Making my chest hurt?

>>49147030
The michi ark and the current michi elden ring arc have been pretty amazing to witness.

Uh oh. She might be close in finding Caelid

>>49147237
How often does she sing?

>>49147382
Not often, unfortunately.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>49147338
when is a phase phucker going to finally man up and play black souls

>>49147430
Then shilling her on that would be pretty pointless.

>>49147504
Tenma is the most likely to do it given that she's played Fear and Hunger

>>49147525
She got sound insulation installed so expect more singing in the future maybe when she's not absorbed in any particular game.

[michi news] michi says she will make malenia lick her toes

>>49146677
Unimportant Poll
https://poal.me/7u2foy
https://poal.me/7u2foy
https://poal.me/7u2foy
https://poal.me/7u2foy
Please do not vote

>>49147504
In another world we got Alice for Pippa's second outfit.

>>49147688
>Please do not vote
done

>>49147684

>>49147237
I've never heard her sing. Phase has pretty good singers like Uruka, Shiina, Lumi; JP talent being above them would be a surprise.

SHIIIIINA ;--DD

I miss the old my content will never change Lumi
I hate the new take two weeks off for no reason "workaholic" Lumi

>>49147818
Seen by what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwkzMp6wloE (3 hour long stream featuring soft karaoke and wacky model features)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHtvGUcIrJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yehdnft9UPQ

The femanon that wants to breastfeed wemi must be having a ball

I love this Panda

Will Wemi follow through on the genocide run?

>>49146677
Honestly Panko should satisfy my cock with her childish cunny.

I love the Wemi sniffing sounds.

Lumi Trust and Love!

>>49148073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tipTAULDfR0
For me it's her part in last year's anniversary karaoke relay

I don't understand how to crop and combine two videos together in kdenlive, pls to help

Wemi sock lore.

>>49148073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlhJ3DdTuj8

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Remi Undertale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naKVG_oJ6U

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Um Jammer Lammy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKeVf8Clzmk

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina Grim Fandango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1Kvsh-m5o

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia coffee review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5uYazrjBaE

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Airi/Hime cover release
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89gQJJYWwXs

22:15 / 02:15 / 11:15 - Airi zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8qGmhU026k

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime Mahjong Soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDhsNgFmoIQ

23:30 / 03:30 / 12:30 - Uruka Peppa Pig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFhQmJkB_oM

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>49147030
I started watching her when she was pretty much done with ARK and latched on when she started with that adventure Minecraft mod. Sadly cant watch her much due to work now so i enjoy the live posting. Also i see how Elden Ring is a good game to bond with those that normally avoid JP vtubers.

>>49116919
>>49117143
here you go >>49148106

you are getting sleepy. you are so sleepy. you are falling asleep. you are asleep. you are sleeping so deeply. now, listen very carefully. when you awaken, you will be obsessed with watching lia. you only watch lia. your oshi is lia. you only think about lia. you love lia. wake up

>>49147987
>no reason
She just graduated college dude.

>fell asleep during the last hour of Pippa's stream last night
>see a clip of her raiding kson while browsing youtube
Jesus Christ I don't remember her being this cringe when she was Coco. Did something happen or did I just block it out?

I want to watch some Lia vods now and finger my butthole strange

>>49148609
weird, I read this and gained a weird obsession with Panko

stream Lia's YOASOBI
https://youtu.be/-RE6sCKvJFU

>>49148609
Weird, I read this and had a sudden urge to buy coffee

If Lia doesn't rate all the Phase Coffee favorably tonight, will she be fired?

>>49148641
She already took time off for that.

>>49147987
sorry we were busy preparing for our marriage ceremony

need an artist to recreate this with notYuri replacing Tsumugi.

sadge...

SAKANAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE THE INVADERS?

>>49148609
NO I LIKE PANKO

>>49149118
No more Invaders

phase onahole is on on twitch

>>49149118
They are already inside you.

chances Lia sets fire in her bedroom while trying to make a simple cup of coffee tonight?

nobody else did it so
RATE THE STREAM
RATE THE BONKS
RATE THE MANOR RAID
RATE THE EXPLORING
RATE DA MICHI

>>49149180
If lia can make 1 single cup of coffee i will consider it a victory for white valley girls everywhere

>>49148671
I blame twitch and vshojo

>>49149228
>grind coffee
>put into coffee maker
It's not rocket science

>>49149218
michi love

>>49149180
how can you mess up making coffee?

>>49149180
I think rinmama will make her do it in the kitchen. She might summon something unholy if allowed to do it unsupervised

>>49149218
all of it autismkino/10
The way she plays is so interesting and also I want her to club me to death (sexually)

>>49149218
I have no idea what the fuck she's saying/10

>>49149218
she beat the bosses quite fast today and i want her to backstab me /10

>>49149328
>>49149298
don't measure Lia by your limitations

>>49149384

>>49149384
Actually I partially take that back I understood when she said hatto time

>>49149384
you are not missing very much trust me

>>49149218
sex

lowkey want to commission a bunch of sissy loita fetish art of Pippa to spam at her, I'm not going to, but the thought is funny because of how much it pissed her off.

post the michi yey

I miss Lia

>>49149426
I just physically can't understand HOW she could mess it up

>>49149218
hope she finds a faith weapon she likes because the bonk stick is starting to scale poorly without any investment in strength. I think she would love the large club and great club but she probably won't find them because she doesn't explore.

>>49149575
lia was having a tough time grasping the concept of it last week.
iirc the phrase "wouldn't that just make gross bean dust water?" was used.

>>49146677
>>49146786
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(and You)

▼ PHASE FRIENDS NEWS ▼
Phase Friend Purin is streaming https://www.twitch.tv/inukaipurin

can someone please repost and update this for each thread? It's been lacking lately

will wemi be able to fight the genocide route bosses?

>>49149613
I'm hoping she finds the surprise runebear and respecs into bloodhound's fang.

>>49149666
>(and You)
Take us out of it Satan we're not friends

>>49149613
the ideal future is she finds the great club, but that's in a dungeon behind two stonesword keys. i have a feeling she's gonna bonk her way through the rest of the game. hopefully she'll find out about rennala and respecing soon

>>49149666
>666
Go away Satan.

angy

>>49149666
>can somebody please spam my anti post for me
nypa

>>49149575
Please understand, Lia is very special.

>>49149666
I'm a phase enemy, please remove me from the list

I want to jerk off to Pokémon porn with Pippa.

Airi...

>>49149218
>RATE THE STREAM
Good progress. We might get Caelid next stream.
>RATE THE BONKS
She couldn't contain herself. The cursed club calls for her.
>RATE THE MANOR RAID
Quicker than I expected. Sneaky too. Professional da michi.
>RATE THE EXPLORING
She didn't explore much. She barely missed the Sword of Night and Flame
>RATE DA MICHI
Absolute cute da michi

>>49149613
I wonder what her reaction will be when she finds the Leyndell trumpets

>>49149787
not an anti post, it was seen as a compromise amongst all the fighting about people demanding the list be updated as everyone throws an autistic fit when someone replaces the likes of KKCyber, Haruna and Maple with real phase friends such as Kirsche, Nyaru and Miia

>>49149820
Anon that's how you get rabies.

>>49149328
I tried making it once and the mix just disintegrated in the machine, apparently I was supposed to use beans and not the mix stuff or whatever it's called.

this was a deliberate alpha legion tier ploy

>Michiru had as many rateposts as she had viewers
grim
also why samefag a ratepost? what is the point?

If Remilia can make coffee, then so can Lia. I trust her.

>>49149903
god I want to lick her body

>>49149915
anon it's not interesting when you're clearly trying to force yourself

>>49149915
Why be a massive faggot?

>>49149906
I am baffled by your post.

>>49149967
Wemi was a barista anon... Lia doesn't stand a chance...

>>49149967
Lia thinks all coffee is made in Keurig cups and it is the only way

>>49149797
I'll make a separate category just for you, seething femanon.

>>49149915
Kill yourself, seething femanon

>>49149915
Anon....he has to do his own rate.......

>>49150057
should we start rate posting every thread? maybe it will make anon self reflect

>>49149903
I want to stuff her in a duffel back and lock it in a cupboard.

>>49150008
I do things bad so I don't have to do them anymore.

>>49150112
RATE THE THREAD
RATE THE AUTISM
RATE THE SHITPOSTS
RATE SEETHING FEMANON
RATE (You)

>>49150031
man lia really is a white Valley Girl.

>>49149898
migiru ass

>>49149967
Lia will make a mess and it will be very funny

>>49149915
what are you on about

>>49149967
Remi hand grinds her beans, can give a full flavor profile of the coffee, recommend best time of day to drink certain coffee, and what food if any they would pair well with.

>>49150175
>7.8/10
>par for the course/10
>some new material today/10
>why does she seethe?/10
>good haul/10

>>49150175
>rate posting before page 10

>>49150228
>grinds her beans
Lol that's so fucking lewd

>>49150228
Wemi hands can't grind steel beans

>think I like autistic girls
>play L4D2 with some friends
>friend invites a girl to fill the 4th slot
>obvious but functinal tism, talks like an excited child despite being late 20s, asked if I wanted to hear her make chicken and other bird noises
>not bad looking but also not cute or funny like any phase girl
Was I almost psyopped into thinking autism was cute?

>>49150175
2/10
low
subpar
she's not seething
not seething

>>49150175
>RATE THE THREAD
A good 8/10
>RATE THE AUTISM
New mold just dropped
>RATE THE SHITPOSTS
New shit just dropped
>RATE SEETHING FEMANON
When will this whore graduate and phase out?
>RATE (You)
I could hold the edge all the way through this time

>>49150175
How about you rate deez nuts?

>>49150175
>8/10 - 54 other Anons, that's nice
>9.5/10 - Middle of the week so autists get all antsy
>7/10 - Could be more
>9/10 - I WILLdraw the Femanons lewd this weekend
>10/10 - Cutest Anon

>>49150372
None of the phase girls are actually autistic retardbro it's a joke

>>49150372
just imagine an anime avatar when you're talking to her, that'll do the job

>a thread ratepost gets more responses than any gen2 or tenma stream gets
grim

>>49150414
SIR
WE DO NOT HAVE A SPONSERSHIP
DECEASE

Sweaty Wemi

>>49150471
My oshi is /pcg/

>>49150372
But is she menhera as well?

[Wemi news] Her butt and chair are soaked.

>>49150372

>>49150529
wait you niggers told me she lived in a jungle hut? I am sad now.

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>49150529
it is also soaked with her cunny juice?

>>49150529
>My butt sweat so much it looks like I pissed myself

>>49150579
She does. She was at my place when she took that photo.

it is panko TIME
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVo_KgPNsDKxHwzib7uarCw/live

>>49150579
That's just her streaming room in her yurt. Only room with flooring

>>49150648
anon...

>>49150636
>he didn't give her the green card
grim

>>49150648
You got my hopes up.

>overlap connect again
FIIIIIIISHMAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>49150372
Give me her username.

>>49150734
it didn't work...

Wemi Shondo collab?

>>49150372
Don't worry. I'll take one for the team

>>49150372
How does her mom look?

>>49150818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13d5d6LVEpU&t=9s

>>49146677
L O N D O N

Would Sakana be ok if Yuri called into Lia's birthday stream?

im gonna marry lumi 1 day

>>49151019
no

>>49151019
sakana deez nuts

miichan is playing ludo
https://www.youtube.com/live/uKeVf8Clzmk

>>49150648
Fuck you.

>>49151054

wemi got the paint out

>>49151019
that is a lot of assumptions going on
1. that Lia still likes Yuri
2. that Yuri still likes Lia
3. that Lia even has people call in
4. that Yuri is available to call in

>>49149328
Go to coffee time general on /ck/ and you'll see a rabbit hole of coffee autism and people somehow fucking up coffee
>>>/ck/19257157

>>49151108
what an honest child

>>49149180
Lia doesn't know what she is doing when it comes to making food/drink. remember picrel?

Wemi completed the word search. She's so smart...

>>49151199
She did it!!!

https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber is actually streaming right now

>>49151287
jesus christ lia

>>49151287
Do white people really?

>>49151287
>>49151350
https://twitter.com/jackevans711/status/1378468995590987782
stop being gay

>>49151287
you liar. that's lumis lasagna

>>49151287
That looks delicious tho

>>49150372
Keep it in your pants, anon. You don't even know if she's a certified sadgirl yet. Next time ask about the relationship with her family and then give her an application to Phase Connect.

>>49151287
Nightmare fuel. Someone teach the girl how to cook

Would you love your oshi if she was only a dog?

>>49151396
t.

>>49151287
LIASAGNA!

>>49151287
Lia needs to answer for her crimes

wemi's sad crying face is very cute.

OH NO! PIPPA FELL INTO THE PAPER SHREDDER!

>>49151722
kek what a flat stanley bitch

Tenma speaks good american

>>49151722
I'll get the glue

Is Wemi actually this stupid or is it just a larp?

I shouldnt miss Pippa after an 8 hour stream last night but......

wemi has no braincell...

Hey sakana, hire more people to ship this shit.

>>49151287
What the fuck

>>49152069

Airi boobs!

>>49151287
WHAT IS EVEN THIS?

>>49152210
Where?

>>49151191
Some of us just want a no-frills cup of joe.. Speaking of, has anybody tried the Phase blends? Is Pippa's actually horse piss, or is that just viral antimarketing? Cause it made me want to try it.

I love my daughter even if she's a little special.

>>49152286
She's Maidri today

>>49152286
Here

>>49152336
Why does your daughter dress like a whore?

Tenma sucks!

>>49152322
>actually
The only people who universally panned it were the people who universally panned every flavour and we know that those don't eat well.

>>49152432
Me.

>>49152322
pippa's tastebuds are permanently fried, like her brain

>>49152109
Sleepa Love

>>49152432
my dick

>>49152322
I'd love to tell you what the coffee tastes like, but fishman hasn't shipped mine yet and probably won't until he can ship it with the mug

>>49151396
ayo wypipo don spice dey food

>>49152499
post the whole picture

Why did Pippa dox Lumi last night?

>>49147035
Airi has no experience in streaming, she shouldn't be there with Shiina, she's ok where she is. Erina is mid, Rie is mid but getting there, Remi is lolibait and the worst gentoo, Panko is lolibait but to an extent, her streams are actually fun to watch and she's based.

God I love this fucking lolibaba.
God I love fucking this lolibaba.

>>49151287
why does there exist 50 different pasta dishes where the only difference is the shape of the pasta, and it all ends up the same when chewed up in the mouth?

>>49152450
If memory serves, I think Uru poured about 2oz of corn syrup in hers..
>>49152654
>the mug
I actually wanted that but foreverpoor prease undastand

SHE'S SO CLOSE!

>>49152895
Utterly horrendous take.

>>49152895
Why is it so hard for buttercookies to praise Shiina without anti-ing all of her genmates?

>>49152959
do you just enjoy deepthroating all the bait you see?

>>49152895
>lolibait is a bad thing
Do you have any idea, any idea, where you are?

>>49152941
why are there so many different kinds of food when it all ends up the same when shat out in the toilet?

>>49152286

Unironically extract Pippa's eggs and create an entire new race out of her children.

>>49153057
i'll make it so you can't sit on the toliet right unless you shut the fuck up

>>49146677
>The jellyfish's throne is cleared out
Guess fishman really clamped down on outside transactions, huh. Nobody donated anything for a few months and then someone gifted a Nahida wig.

>>49152403
sorry mohammed, is this better?

>>49153057
That's not true at all. Too much spinach makes it green and when I tried this as a kid it made it black

>>49153171
Stop giving Lumi ideas.

>>49153108
>>49153154

>>49153261
or maybe she just doesn't want to use throne anymore, like Lumi

>>49153261
Lumi's still closed?

>>49153350
Finally, a way to increase wemi's CCV!

Parappa 2 > UMJ >>>>>> Parappa 1 HD >>>>>>>>> Parappa 1

>>49153057
Have you tried eating things that aren't normally considered food?

>>49153261
>he doesn't know about the secret gen2 throne

>>49152322
All coffee tastes like shite

>>49153443
Like barbie doll heads?

>>49153261
There was still stuff on there a week ago, must've been pretty recent. Also owl's is still up with multiple recent gifts and additions.

>>49153261
You're retarded.

>when Phase Connect has a 23% higher merch cut than the biggest agency in Japan.
nijikeks btfo, can't wait for Phase to dethrone them.

>>49153261
Nope, they're still out there
https://throne.com/dalgiwooyoo/

>>49153350
wemi's final form... i hate it...

>>49153171
>extract Pippa's eggs
I'm not even sure how they do this procedure, but I imagine myself nutting all over them like a salmon. Fuck..

>>49153566

>>49153431
Why would you abbreviate Um Jammer Lammy as UMJ?

>>49153558
you mean 1.23%?

>>49153021
>buttercookies

>>49146743
cat doxx
cat steal

>>49153587
I think in salmon farming they squeeze the eggs and sperm straight from the fish into a tank

>>49153608
I am very tired after so many hours of Pippa and Kirsche, please understand

>>49153558
We don't know any of the cuts I'm pretty sure.

>>49153660
WAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUPPP

>>49153562
>>49153490
that's a shame then, I know she liked people getting her stuff on throne, I guess she's still doubting herself after the donothon yab, either that or yubi's firing put the fear into her more than it did the rest
fucking hate the con groomer for denying us of fresh cosplay pics

>>49153566
>seti
of fucking course it's that weirdo

>>49153700
I've been awake for over 8 hours, my brain is simply melted beyond repair

>>49153021
Why are you eating bait?

>>49153654
In captivity/farms maybe... oh lawd it gets even hotter; Pippa breeding farm!

>>49153566
Perfect. Delicious. Outstanding. Now if only she had a big fat futa cock.

>>49153729
Its okay brother, you've been forged in the flames of autism and are a stronger person now.

I thought it was just a joke. Is Tenma really trying to mash her way through a rhythm game?

>>49153787
>>49153566
it's not even a venus figure, why would anyone not be repulsed by this balloon abomination?

Why did she do it?

>>49153566
Where's the bulge?

>>49153892
Unironically mashing is how you get to cool mode in this game, also this stage is fucked regardless if you don't know what you're doing

>>49153729
>>49153660
I feel that. I genuinely was there for all but a 33 minute slice of the show where I walked my dog.
I still feel weakened.

>Phase friend Sayu Sincronisity exposes Niji as a black company
>Not even a week later Selen is paying $5000 in rewards for her art contest out of her own pocket
You'd think they'd at least try to lay low for a little while.

10MALD

>>49153951
She did it for the exp and her mama.

>>49154015
>where I walked my dog
why would you remind me of that degeneracy

>>49154021
Phase Connect?

>>49152950
I'm sure I'll find it to be a lovely mug when it arrives around Christmastime

I've just taken to buying random stuff that reminds me of the phase girls as merch

>>49152941
Different pasta shapes affect the taste of the sauce

>>49154265
Smart honestly. I refuse to order merch until they get their shit together.

>>49154265
tengas?

>>49154265
Every time I see a bunny on my walk I say pipipipipi.

10ma...

>>49154193
>Christmas
They'll have new merch by then. and that won't arrive until mid 2024. Is fishman trying to create some sort of vicious delayed gratification cycle?

>>49154446
Every time I see a racoon I say UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>49154021
You forgot about the part where she fought for months and months and months with management to be allowed to spend her own money, and they only let it happen because they claim unlimited copyright over every submission.
Thanks, Lumi. Even during your "break" you provide endless entertainment.

>>49154388
What pasta shape is best for a spicy cheese sauce? I was going to use penne for some baked mac and cheese tonight.

Lia tonight? Lia doko?

>>49153034
It's a bad thing if it's the only thing a chuuba does.

>>49154563
Makes sense considering you don't show your face during daylight.

>>49154682
male voice on stream

>>49154657
Lia's doing her mandatory coffee shilling stream tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5uYazrjBaE

>>49154430
No, that's rancid

>>49154713
nice. it has been a while since we've had one of these. was Remi the last one back in like december?

>>49154682
based

Is it the airplane stage yet

>>49154657
12,848 seconds until Lia streeeeeams

>>49154713
Please be a hand cam.

>>49154450
According to Mi-chan, this how capipis are born.

>>49152959
>Can't even explain why it's a bad take

>>49154859
Brood mother Pippa...

Tenma about to make 9/11 look like a fucking joke

>total monster genocide
>wemi's after stream tweet
devilmi...

>Anon you want to sniff WHAT??

>>49154713
>mandatory
Honestly I suspect it's more that she wanted extra cash or we'd be seeing others do them too. She's been on her new meds for two weeks now (started 4 days before Lumi's break) so she might be feeling confident enough to start a new project.

>>49154988
I want to bathe Pippa

>>49154994
what did he mean by this?

>>49154875
This isn't debate club.

>>49154988
I want to give Pippa a flea bath

>>49154994
>extra cash
it's an opportunity for hand cam and most vtuber fans love hand cam

>>49154648
not that much of an expert but I think penne rigate or rotini should work fine

>>49154503
Delayed gratification is a polite way to describe it

>>49154994
watch streams. this is happening because she wants to prove to chat she can make coffee

>YWN RP as a nazi with Pippa on Roblox.
Fuck this gay shit.

>>49154994
1. Extra cash for what exactly? and how?
2. Pippa, Lumi, Uruka, Tenma and Remi all did coffee reviews about 6 months ago
3. Lia was supposed to do hers with them and has had a case of the coffee sitting in her room for 6 months, but never got around to it
4. New project?

>>49155031
Sorry I'm super tired.
TL;DR: Coffee shilling likely gets extra payment. She probably has something she wants to do or see.
BTW as of yesterday we know that the coffee actually sold. Not just sold but sold out.

>>49155137
Oy vey, we can't allow you to have fun with Nazi Germany, even if it makes fun of the country, remember the 6 gorillion blah blah blah banned

why is the pilot so angry?

>>49155137
Reminder that she became Hitler's top guy in no time, and that you'll never reach her level

>>49155110
> because she wants to prove to chat she can make coffee
Well that's probably not gonna work out.

>>49155212
>extra payment
you don't know about that

Why is 10ma saying soldier so fucking cute?

>>49155212
If it got them money then literally everyone would do it

>>49155212
>as of yesterday we know
its been sold out for some time now

>>49155304
c'mon soldyah!

tenma shreds

>>49155212
they probably only get a share from their own coffee being sold
It's not like fish slides them a $20 bill every time they mention the coffee

>>49155427
Those akasupas from him are always within a week of a coffee shill

>>49155427
If they do a coffee stream they get out of the Phase Weekly drawing hat.

>>49155509
Sending a supa to your own talents seems weird since Youtube takes a cut

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1656383582020030493

When did Sakana first stock the phase connect coffee? What are the chances he ordered all of it in bulk, packaged it into unsealed paper bags, and then it's all been sitting in the warehouse since then? Like, they've been selling the coffee for months. It's gotta be expired by now. Pippa said hers tasted like motel coffee and tenma said that when she got hers the bag wasn't even sealed, so what the fuck?

>>49155567
he's also advertising to the viewers that you can give money to the talents

>>49155583
>not being their nightmare instead
ngmi

I didn't know Lammy was such a schizo.

Lia is one of the more aggressive coffee shills out there. She always slips it in.

>>49155583
They're sending the messages directly to her dreams now. Her sleeper code is about to activate.

I havent masturbated in some days, now even thinking about pippa gives me a boner

>>49155621
Anon he had the coffee before he had phase connect

>>49155621
he has his roaster's name plastered all over the product listings, and it would be harmful to their brand if he sold a bunch of months-stale coffee with their name on it. hopefully they included in their agreement some terms about timely delivery after the time of roasting.

>>49155583
Not nightmares, just sad dreams about one of my friends just being a glownigger baiting me into domestic terrorism.

>>49155583
No but I started hyper ventilating because of my fear of heights today and I've had nightmares of getting tried for vauge crimes then killing myself to avoid prison, I'm also super paranoid about going to prison in general

>>49155698
sleepy?

>>49155663

>>49155621
at this point the warehouse rent is probably more than he will ever get out of selling the coffee, poor fish

Ok. I miss Wemi now.

i can barely discern the rhythm in this rhythm game

>>49155697
>>49155672
These

>>49155796
it has too much sovl to care about the rhythm

>>49153446
Where is it?

>>49155672
wait, so he also owns Tales Coffee? and he still can't ship them on time?

>>49155672
we don't know that, what we do know
>the talent had no clue that the coffee was a thing until it got sprung on them live during the anniversary stream
>Pippa, 10ma, Lia and Uruka were very perplexed by it on air
>then a couple days later Lumi & Lia both confirmed that fish recently had bought into a coffee business

Did Pippa take down the Kirchse collab? I wanted to watch that

>>49146677
Ill do it, ill anti the Michi

>>49156317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkoTrEDMy5Q

>>49156317
It had a lot of stuff they couldn't show.

>>49156000
I thought his roommate owned the coffee shop

>>49156317
Check the archive, its over 10GB

>>49156353
Thank you

>>49156325
You can only try

>>49156325
And how do you plan on getting into that box?

>>49156353
>blocked

>>49156325
How do you intend to do that?

>>49156382
>>49156353
>8 hours
God I do love this rough voiced kirsche

>>49155663
yeah pipipipipipipipipi

>>49156353
kek DMCAed

>>49156447
use a free vpn, it's only blocked in some cunts

>>49156447
>>49156502
Works on my machine. Try a VPN

>>49156447
>>49156502
use a vpn, it's only blocked in usa, germany, austria, swisserland