/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>4910750
"In the same way that the best lies have an element of truth"

>>4910750
tl;dr but my oshi is indeed aware I exist.

>>4910750
Reddit

>>4910798
at least half of the stuff on the meme filter plebbit

>>4910750
Why is Reine being the daughter of a rich and powerful Indonesian so far down when it's basically fact?

>>4911047
what are the chances that she is? sure, she is rich but i doubt she is the daughter of the richest person in a country with the population of 270 million

>>4910750
Don't feel like doing my roomrate reps, is Lamy actually the daughter of a yakuza leader?

>>4911430
I can assure you that roughly 60% of the statements on the image are legit true or at least refer to a real thing, the other 40% is a mixture of folk tales, gossip and asspull.

>>4910750
Red text is for the Chinese flag, right zhang?

shion was groomed huh what??

I prefer icebergs with more totally absurd schizo rrats and cryptic sounding nonsense. This one is mostly true

>>4910750
>"I love sharks t. chumbud" is an anagram for "k bud, I love cum sharts."
ISREAL

>>4910750
>Botan is a shareholder at Cover
>The orignal Sora died in 2019 and has been replaced
>Lamy is the daughter of a yakuza leader
big if true, shame that most of the time the icebergs are just memes or schizo rrats and not "facts" with a bit of mystery.

>>4911574
>>4911673
Duality of man.

>>4910750
Kiara hired a prostitute that looks like Calli? Wtf?

>>4910750
You forgot that Marine is a christian and wants Subaru to be converted

>>4912034
I was almost going to put that Marine went to a Catholic high school but ran out of space.

>>4911856
based

The rratsburg.

>>4911856
Must've been very affordable. Probably a happy coincidence due to Kiara's legendary thriftiness.

>>4910750
>Suisei is half-russian
>Miko's JAV video
>Mio's jealousy over numbers
>Aki's naked bathtub ASMR
>Choco is a gold digger
>Asamikonewsman is dead

>>4912086
An all-girls Catholic high school to be more precise, and everyone there is either a raging lesbo or becomes a complete cock addict.

you forgot
akai haato = red heart

>>4912086
she did though its not much of a conspiracy

>>4912240
Anon you better take your meds or explain yourself.

>>4910750
someone post the OG

>>4912086
Humu humu

>>4912370

>>4910750
>Twap is trans
Stop anon, I'M DIAMONDS rn.

>>4912334
The Suisei one and Miko's JAV is just a speculation, however all other things are true. It's a common knowledge of someone who visited /jp/ in 2019-2020.
You are not this new, are you?

>>4912510
Thanks

>>4912334
>he doesn't know about the miko jav video
i will post it but I don't know if it is allowed
>http://archive.md/qmUGc

>>4912510
>Pekora's actual laugh is the Konami code
>It's real

Also this one.
A-chan is not a single person, but rather a representation of all the unnamed staff at Cover.

>>4912533
I knew about the Mio, Aki and Choco stuff but the other 3 are news to me. But if the Suisei and Miko stuff are rumors then I'm fine
>>4912649
Oh...

>>4910750
>Amelia used racial slurs
Before joining holo she said "nigger" on stream, yes
>Kanata was born into extreme poverty
Is that even a secret to anybody?
>Aki and Mio are both mothers
Idk about Mio, but Aki is
Overall, nice pic. A balanced mix of shizo narratives and truth, I rate it 5 meds out of 10

>>4910750
i like how it mentions every single holo

>>4912206
source?

>>4910750
korone is 153 meters tall is my favourite

>>4912782
THE TRUE STORY OF HOSHIMACHI SUISEI
Suisei's maternal grandmother is Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia who escaped the execution of the rest of the Romanov Family. In a display of cunning, she chose to remain in Sibera, as it was the last place her enemies would ever look, assuming she would flee. She married and gave birth to Suisei's mother, who she raised to speak English natively, so as to further allay suspicion, for nobody would assume a native English speaker would be part of the Romanov bloodline. After she died, the Kremlin got word that the Romanovs might still be alive and Suisei's mother fled to Japan where she married an unassuming salaryman. There she gave birth to Anemachi and Suisei. Suisei is fluent in Japanese and English. She speaks English natively from her mother and Japanese natively from her father. Suisei's newfound fame is of great concern to her mother and that is why Anemachi must always live with Suisei no matter where she goes, inclduing her most recent move to the Holohouse. She's there to keep an eye on Suisei. Her mother watches all of Suisei's streams just to make sure that Suisei never slips up and reveals her heritage.

Some examples of Suisei accidentally revealing herself include:
>Revealed she was Russian on her roommate's twitter
>Very proficient at Tetris, a Russian game loved by Russians
>Very proficient at Project Winter because it reminds her of her ancestral homeland of Sibera
>Always wears an Ushanka (Russian Fur Hat) in Among Us
>Occasionally slips and pronounces something correctly in English
Additionally, Anemachi will report back to their mother on Suisei, that is why people have seen her "talking" to stuffed animals, it's really a stuffed animal with a hidden radio inside
Further proof
>Anemachi cannot be seperated from Suisei
https://youtu.be/duMU1DSmYDQ

>Anemachi "talks to stuffed animals" really making her reports to their mother
https://youtu.be/RWuABgihelI

>Suisei holding her own against the #2 Tetris player worldwide
https://youtu.be/5cC9NmmCbOo

>Her mother even joined her membership so she could watch those streams and make sure Suisei doesn't revel anything. Also listen to how Suisei pronounces member when she imitates her mother, thus outing them both as native English speakers.
https://youtu.be/5FiG3rfRU9U

>Suisei pronouncing fuck like a native English speaker
https://youtu.be/37IOYCj60Eg?t=4356

>Suisei acting out her desire for revenge on her family's enemies in the frozen wastelands of Sibera in Project Winter.
https://youtu.be/sJJEiG0QOBI
https://youtu.be/gNtW2SssBCo
https://youtu.be/WdaW5VwFQpw

>>4913576
very good rrat

>>4912529
there is no way, her voice is perfect. it's like ASMR all the time.

>>4913576
Thank you anon, I shall save this rrat for future generations in the honor of my oshi Comet.

>>4912240
>Suisei
Not suisei, do your reps.
Inb4 not botan as well

>>4911625
lmao

>>4912510
Fag Orange isn't a VTuber, tourist
>>>/co/

>>4913576
this one is very very ogey, congratulations

>>4910750
>coco's last stream will be released on the 100 years anniversary of the ccp
ogey

redpill me on hitomi chris

>>4913977
You seem annoyed.

>>4914226
Do reps yourself

>>4911201
>Be the daughter of a rich and powerful influential Indonesian father
>Uses Influence to get a spot in HoloID
>Peacock represents royalty
>Literal Ojou-sama

>>4914226
sex

>>4914226
Broke her contract before debuting.
The end.

>>4912649
I hate spoonfeeding but the Miko Jav rrat is fake and is a dead narritive. It was created from Nip antis from Miko's NND time, to harrass the shit out of her.
>>4912649
Nigga how about you stop right there.

>>4913977
You mean based straight orange?

>>4913977
It's a /vt/ meme however.

>>4910750
>I'm already at the bottom.

Sheit

>Haato's roommate is schizophrenic

>>4912649
kys doxxfag

>>4914531
"Based" is election tourist slang, back to your containment board
>>>/co/
>>4914576
False, it's a forced /qa/ "meme".

>>4914771
cringe

>>4914798
"Cringe" is also election tourist slang, and isn't an adjective. It's interesting how every single 2016 newfag only has the same ten derivative buzzwords to parrot ad-infinitum. Hopefully filters are added soon.

>>4914836

>>4910750
>ame saying nigger and having aids (?)
>kiara having bpd and hiring a prostitute that looks like mori

can someone either source these or redpill me?

>>4914836
Cope

>>4914989
You are a ten-year old.

>>4914836
>filters
oh I'm laughin

>>4912510
>SsethTzeentach will be HoloStarsEn
I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I know this is joke, buuuut....

>Aqua's sex tape
Any info on this?

>Mori made her fan commit suicide
Lmao, how much for repeating this? Also, any info?

>Ina used to draw guro
Link plz

Overall - nice shitpost

>>4915056
You don't know what word filters are either, no surprise there.

>>4915340
When are you dropping the election tourist vocabulary guide? Im hyped for it, Is hype alright? Is it cringe?

>>4915439
"Cringe" isn't an adjective.

>>4915449
Answer my question tranny when are you going to write the election tourist word list? You already wrote a whole essay on why straigh orange isnt a vtuber might as well write something else and become a legend

>>4915500
"Tranny" is election tourist speak. Develop a vocabulary you underage retard.

>>4914982
If you know her pre Hololive streaming name it takes ten seconds to find the clip of her saying the gamer word.

>>4910750
Most of the stuff here is true (and I hate the fact that I understand most of it), but certain things are either false or exaggerated, and them being surrounded by true statements annoys me.
>Aki and Mio are both mothers
Only one of these is true.
>Towa is a trans-woman
Entirely false and unforgivable. Towa antis on the JP side just make fun of her for having a low range for an idol girl. Nowhere near "New-type".
>Hololive China was never truly disbanded"
We'll see, depending what happens one or two months from now. At least one has gone indie, and another is part of a group working with Nijisanji, RIM, and bilibili talents for a VR festival.

Also, some of these are stupidly cryptic.
>Follow the white cat
>Personalized streams
>[Redacted]
>Other individual investors

Don't know anything about Watame and pillows, or the significance of Flare's old model.

>>4914982
ame did say it on stream
just google 'amelia watson says the n word' it should come up with the clip of her roommate on stream

alternatively search for sachi owo says the n word to get her roomate vid

>>4912649
>if it is allowed
see ya anon

>>4912808
>but Aki is
its just a 5ch rrat

>>4913576
>Suisei's maternal grandmother is Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia
you fucked the rrat at the start, even if Anastasia gave birth at 40, and her daughter did the same at 40, then Suisei is around 40 years old right now, and it be rude for such Obachan, and shameless to be talking about idol dreams and mingle with the likes of Haato, Aqua or Shion.
Next time say that she is her Great Grandmother.

>>4915252
>>Aqua's sex tape
>Any info on this?
i remember the audio

Deleted Iofiteen clips

Whats so special about them ?

>>4912251
Does there exist a more accurate stereotype about schools than that? Other than the unbelievable amount of sexual assault that happens at boys boarding schools.

>>4915523
Wtf bro I'm 42 years old I'm not underage

>>4910750
You forgot
>a-chan is yagoo wife

>>4918135
You're 10, as previously mentioned.

>>4918151
Come here son I'm going to spank you for that

>>4918180
You're going to have to go back to Twitter where you belong.

>>4910750
Surprised Kanata's mom thing isn't on here.

>>4910750
some of these really creep me out

>balan wonderworld vtuber ku300 ASMR

>>4913576
мoлчитe eбaнoe пидopa
мoлчaниe и зaмoпкнитe пpaвый ceйчac
cyиceйceки нe pyмын

>>4913395
Look at the archives before their homiemoon
It's doxx shit so I advice to be cautious

>>4915570
>but certain things are either false or exaggerated, and them being surrounded by true statements annoys me.
That's the point of the meme. If you make it nothing but a schizo fest it doesnt' work.

>>Follow the white cat
Gee I wonder to what or who related to Hololive the term "white cat" might refer. Do your reps.

No idea about the other three.

I have had an in person meeting with Yagoo.

>>4917677
Idk, you should research it.

Ame is not a racist because she isn't white, sorry nazis

>>4919485
>Gee I wonder to what or who related to Hololive the term "white cat" might refer. Do your reps.
I know who the "white cat" is. I just don't see the connection between her existence and "The Final Yab"

>>4916360
there's a vid too but I think her face was blurred, I remember seeing it posted in one of the vtuber threads on lolcow so it shouldn't be too hard to dig for. There's also the vid of rushia stripping but noticed she was being recorded before she exposed anything

>>4910750
You forgot the Peppelloni Code

>>4910750
isn't it missing the russian princess?

>>4910791
It's funny seeing 100% facts next to 10 absurd jokes.

>>4910750
can someone explain how "shion was groomed by cover", I ain't heard this one

>>4912510
>Going to Cover Corp. headquarters with three chuuba umbilical cords unlocks the true ending
kek

>>4922717
then you get to fight the moon rabbit pekora

>>4912240
nice selk'nam, too bad they went extinct

>>4914982
>kiara having bpd and hiring a prostitute that looks like mori
old copypasta that is not posted anymore, it's related to the Shion's husband cheated on her with Gura rrat

>>4910750

>>4914771
>>4914836
>based didnt exist before 2016
Were your parents related before they were married?

>>4910750
add one more layer with a single entry: China

>>4921110
Then you do not know what the final yab is.
It's a canonical idea.

>>4926689
You are illiterate, have no reading comprehension, and you can't form an argument without blatant strawmanning. Makes me think you're a product of miscegenation, contrastingly.
Plenty of words existed before election tourists took hold of them, but what lingo they latch onto gives them away by association. In addition, "based" took off here around 2013, when one of the larger waves of underage faggots like you began swarming in.

>>4913576
>Also listen to how Suisei pronounces member when she imitates her mother, thus outing them both as native English speakers.
actually this is kind of spooky how will she pronounces it but if she was born in japan she's not a native english speaker and it would be impossible for her mother in your rrat to be born one in siberia too.

>>4914771
based is a /mu/ invention and it has a long history, arguably this is where it came from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq-jPa2-gdE

Pay attention to the upload date.

>>4927725
The origin of the term has nothing to do with its propagation, pepe originated from a webcomic in 2005 but didn't become the cancer it is now until later. Absolutely no one was using "based" as a synonym for "I agree", "cool" or "nice" in that year or any year until 2013. It gained further spam in 2016; once again, the same year election tourists swarmed in.

>>4927865
Again, the term "based" didn't gain traction until lil b. Of course, shortly after the cultural genocide of 4chan happened and all things lost all meaning. Including the word "based", which held a fairly literal meaing at the time.

>>4927940
"Based" held no meaning whatsoever and was completely unseen on the internet and here before 2013, it was always insipid lingual butchery used exclusively and entirely by underage tourists and was never anything more than that.

>>4910750
Give me dirt on Watame and I'll abandon Hololive forever. Quick, do it while my indifference is at its peak!

>>4928072
incorrect.
It held a very clearly defined meaning in 2011 and from then on.
You're trying to rewrite history, but maybe you want to take a dive into the archives.

>>4928125
No, it didn't. I know you're a revisionist newfag yourself and can barely navigate aforementioned archives, but no, "based" had next to no use here in any context before 2013. In addition, it was always cancerspeak to boot.

>>4927571
I'm 31 but whatever you need to tell yourself I guess. Hope you didn't spend too much of your allowance on that projector. 7/10 though, I responded.

>>4928238
None of you are above the age of twelve, that's a fact. That you're not retarded enough to actually admit to being underage (no one would) isn't an achievement.

>>4928214
ok buddy
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/based/start/2012-01-01/end/2012-12-31/

>>4910750
All jokes aside, Towa being a dude makes a lot of sense.

>>4928369
Again, no reading comprehension. Niche use of the term (also mostly consisting of "based on") in the vacuum of the music artist who coined it in a single board has nothing to do with its propagation, considering it once again only ever seen any external use in 2013.

>>4928645
literally skim the first page of that archive.
you see "based" used very similarly to the way it is used today.

>>4928700
Which is exactly my point, that how it's used today has no meaning at all (it's used to say you "agree", or that a post is "nice" or "cool", or even sarcastically/"ironically" because irony is so in right now). So essentially, it's a worthless catch-all tourist buzzword that never had any meaning at any point and anyone who uses it should be permabanned.

>>4910750
I took the indie pill so my oshi is aware that I exist and appreciates my presence

>>4910750
Ollie yubi yab? And it's Polka who was the first to come out as having a parasocial relationship before Nene. What about the Korone has kids rrat?

>>4919485
other three are classic Iceberg bullshit memes that you can swap out for anything, see the sm64 one

>>4912510
>HoloEN is a myth

I'll put my two grain of sand
>subaru catgirl friend real identity
>kaoru's last collab

>>4915252
>>4916360
>>4922148
there's a 70% that she isn't aqua but https://files.catbox.moe/6tpmal.mp4

>>4927578
Did you not read it fully? Suisei's mother was raised speaking English, even though she was born in Siberia. She passed down this knowledge to Suisei and Anemachi, even though they were born in Japan. "Native speaker" simply refers to someone who has learned and spoken a language since early childhood.

>>4928857
cringe

Alright the one I can't find any info on that's bugging me for some reason is Flare's original face. Is it really just the slight costume changes she had early on or is there more?

>>4931378
He shouldn't be making that poor retarded girl cry like that.

>>4931528
Yikes

>>4931528
That's about the calibre of response I expected. How does it feel to have the mental ceiling of a pre-teen?

>>4931832
mommy this man is saying weird things

>>4910750
>gura slept with Shion's husband
she came unto me I swear and then held me inside her with her powerful cunny muscles

>>4922479
Shion was a minor when she joined

>>4927569
I don't.

>>4920137
Based

>>4912510
>weeks after Holo/stars/EN debut
>don't care, never care
>1 guy from /stars/ENs' kept getting clipped and recommended
>a gnome character
>always old ass games
>ficc danish accent
>he's funny, he's smart, he's actually decently entertaining
>something feels familiar but can't put a finger on
>resist the urge to watch /stars/EN but curiosity wins
>checks channel
>stream just about to start
>watch
>chat spams "no homo" thinking it would absolve them of their homosexual sin
>joins chanting to absolve your homosexual sin
>gnome appears
>"hey hey people"

>>4910750
Wait. Are you telling me that TWO talents at COVER died?

>>4912510
Piwochan is Zentreya's daughter IRL.

>>4912510
>Gura created Amelia's concept for her model
>Gura called Amelia by her real name on stream
I dunno if these are there

>>4910750
Wtf is this shit, original one was better

>>4913977
Dude, what the fuck is your obsession with the Annoying Orange.

>>4910750
>Ayame suffers from Crohn's disease.

Finally I have something in common with a vtuber.

>>4921110
do your reps anon

>>4911529
I need sources as well

>Everyone already forgot about Gura saying a racial slur on stream

>>4912240
Rushia is the only half russian in hololive, her name is a coincidence.
Inb4 this post gets deleted like in the subreddit

>>4910750
>Your oshi is aware that you exist
Motherfucker, that scared me.

i'm surprise that some of you don't know that there's a site that had information about chuuba's past life's

>>4910750
>Coco's last stream will be released on the 100th year anniversary of the CCP
That's not an rrat, that's truth.

>>4937568
>You were not meant to read this
kek

>>4937568
tell me all about this retaliation plot, senpai

>>4937463
when did she say a racial slur?

>>4937868
Mispronouncing "spikes" in one of her mineyman streams a while ago.

>>4937568
>Japanese government
>Yakuza
I believe it.

>>4937568
For some reason, the eyes on that second to last Ina picture seem to be moving and following me when I don't look at it directly. 2spooky4me

>>4938206
That's centered pupil for you

>>4938094
>cover is a yakuza front
is the wrong way around
the yakuza is actually a cover front
that´s how they recruit new idols

>>4928120

watames father hates her and wanted to give her up for adoption.
she was also poor and used scrub toilets for a living.

>>4938772
UUUWWWWAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA SAVIORFAAAAG

>>4927578
>>4931436
there's also a well known clip during duolingo where she talks about how fluent her mom is, then... pretends? to not be while casually fucking speedrunning duolingo. Either she is amazingly smart or gifted with languages or she is actually good at english but hides it well.

>>4910750
final yab is ww3

>>4912240
>>Suisei is half-russian
been a while since i last heard that being mentioned, i still believe it

>>4911856
the same party where shion know gura was sleeping with her fiance

>>4938721
I love the yakuza now!

>>4912510
>that ina's tentacles at the bottom
is the little details man

>>4919485
>>4930229
"Other individual investors" refers to the unknow (rrat says they all are chinese) cover's shareholders that they are listed as such

>>4920137
>implying spics doesn't hate niggers with passion

>>4911856
Why not? Sounds like something that could actually happen. Kiara did describe her as "focking hawt" when telling about their first offline meeting.

>>4915570
>Towa antis on the JP side just make fun of her for having a low range for an idol girl.
Just like in anime, the japanese once again express their absolute shite taste. Low voice girls are fucking hot, I love new Suisei even more.

>>4920137
True, She's a National Syndicalist like Francisco Franco and Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera

>>4942747
>Francisco Franco
>National Syndicalist.
Lmao. He was not. He literally imprisoned member of Falangist.

>>4911529
She was still in highschool when she started as Shion, and by that logic Haato was groomed as well.

>>4911856
Well, there is the rrat that Kiara's roommate used to sleep around in exchange for clout when she was in Japan, before starting Hololive

>>4937239
...said the tourist spamming it out of an obsessive hatred for VTubers for 5 months.

>>4944165
then wouldn't sora and aloe be on the list too

nobody talking about kiara's wrestling videos

>>4920137
she is a spic but she can still hate niggers

>>4945137
meh i expected more from what people told me, it was pretty normal inter-gender wrestling, some of her cosplays were/are more risque

>>4937890
and she was completely aware of what she said because she apologized right after. It was even funnier if you're a spic and kinda hot

>>4945221
i expected less, watching her being humped by a yellow skin was too much

>>4945397
Even if I don't like her that much I'm glad she got into hololive, she honestly deserves it

>>4919677
not him, but where do I look? Search indexes and archives show nothing

>>4928294
The underage have won.
Cope

>>4952374
>The underage have won.
Took you long enough to admit to being underage. We're getting somewhere now and can develop conclusions from here.

>>4952411
I can understand why you'd assume I'm underage from that post but I am actually not underage.
Truth is 4chan was bound to be inhabited and used by underage users despite its rules because 4chan has the "anonimous hackers end edgelords" and whatnot, this attracts rebelious teenagers leading to an influx of underage people.
Like a porn site, there's little that can be done to figure out if a person is truly underage or not without them outright admitting since the underage are already (I assume) at least 20% of the general 4chan populace.

In short:
The underage have won.
The only thing you can do is cope

>>4952558
You are "actually" underage and your personal accounts and text means absolutely nothing now that I've already concluded from the evidence presented.
If you don't like that, maybe you shouldn't have been so blatant in outing yourself as a ten year-old. Any underage anon here with a modicum of wit can mask their age and integrate, or blend in. You've failed miserably in every department.

>>4913576
I want to beelib

>>4938980
I think she's just naturally intelligent. She always had high grades in school despite sometimes skipping class, and was pretty good at math in the Polka/Mel collab.

>>4952610
I am physically 32 but mentally 12

>>4953994
You're physically 10 and mentally 5

>>4910750
deleted iofifteen clips?
I need this!

>deleted iofifteen clips?
>I need this!

>>4939281
Well I don't haaaate niggers, I just don't like them as much as other races

>>4911574
>>4911673
Basicly every single thing is true till about depth 5.

>>4937485
I thought she was 1/4 Russian

>>4910750
>the bottom one
fuck

>>4914771
based

>>4913576
>tainting the imperial bloodline, last remnant of the Byzantine Empire and heir to Rome, by marrying with an as**n in Jap*n
This rrat is not believable.