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I love my fatherbrotherhusband! Live with brisquad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IudyXNc3aJs

internet angel alban knox will save the world !
....and be your cat !

>>49037370
I just woke up and backread but I’m a “gentle sex while pregnant” truther. I like him the best as a service top anyhow but I think the idea of him stressing over your comfort and your pleasure (more than he does already) now that you’re pregnant is the best concept ever. Asks if you’re alright 20 billion times and kisses you all over

bumping

>>49056820
it’s 7 am EST/4 am PST nobody’s awake yet

News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Luxiem Segaprize Collab: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1638813005529120768
Shu, Mysta, and Vox guests at CWT (Taiwan) May 27: https://twitter.com/CW_TAIWAN/status/1652145847176683520
Mysta and Alban at Sutera Anime Fest (malaysia) May 27-28: https://twitter.com/LoveArts220/status/1642466653974700036
Alban at Otakuthon August 11-13: https://twitter.com/otakuthon/status/1654516315514716160
Outfit status: 5 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Get Well VP
Luxiem 2.0
Hex bday

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ike Covers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jwl0hIMhFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BlZBNYTA04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOxhJdmc5s
Luca Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlPFSe-VabI
Mysta Orisong ft. Finana for Hoyofair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2v4kbfuSEk
Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329
Vox Outfit Lore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8ufF-hkIFk

>>49057427
PST here, was attempting to stay up to watch Sonny's mengen but I'm dying...VOD gang it is.

>>49057564
It’s okay, I’m up at a stupid hour too. I’m EST and I had to get up for work at 5 am

heads up teamup anon, alban will appear in a collab with rosemi and selen on Sat 5PM PDT/ Sun 9AM JST

>>49058099(me)
i should've specified, Deceive Inc., not sure if he'll have a POV or not since it's his usual off day

(You) me when vox defeats the french

HE DID IT

Finally time for comfy star wars

Alright riku release the gamer wave

Based taste in ships, vox

Fat cat
No stream aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Vox singing is so soothing

>>49059742
is he talking about reylo again

>>49060538
More like ship tropes and romance in general. He’s such a tumblrite

Mysta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbDPI3aBePk

I love comfy demon streams

>>49060593
He's perfect

>>49063384
He sure is. I love our husband

Otsonny!! I really enjoyed the member's stream today, feels like he read my mind since I was wondering recently what he was gonna do for this month. It is somewhat funny to me that sonny's talked about not wanting to do "easy" content for mengen before (or at least something to that effect, not an exact quote) but these last few have been glorified idks anyway. Well, not that I can complain too much when I like hearing him be more comfortable in rambling about random stuff... it always does feel more intimate. For the first bit of it he just gave us more BtS looks at past projects that he never got around to showing before which I really liked and felt blessed by, feels like a little glimpse into his head. Rest of the time was just kinda playing his favorite game and shooting the shit, talking about game recs and whatnot, pretty comfy. He had a bit of a meta discussion that I guess I can't detail too much but I will say it always makes me happy that he seems to really be thankful to be in nijien, and I appreciate him a lot. Although sonny... if you just streamed games every day in near-silence I'd even enjoy that too. Go at your own pace man. As for games, I look forward to the botw endurance stream spam since I think he'll enjoy it a lot, and since main spoiled this already I'll just say hearing he might play omori was not only unexpected, but also like a jumpscare since it would be the first game he's played that I really don't care for and the fans are an absolute cancer that I want to keep away from sonny... but if fuuchan streamed it okay I guess I'll grin and bear it, maybe I'll even end up liking it... who knows. /schizo sperg Also 5am overwatch for him has got me concernfagging, but with those timezone differences SOMEONE'S gonna have to suffer. Luckily selen and vox are both motormouths, so even if he's half awake I don't think it'll be awkward. We'll see how it goes KEK. Thank you for the comfy stream taichou and thank you for finally posting a food pic, as always I wish I could eat it through the screen. It also does mean a lot to me that you've at least acknowledged a lack of consistency recently. I love you a lot, please sleep well and I'll see you soon! o7

Cuddle demon while he’s playing games. Kiss him when he beats a boss

Happy he has another star wars hetship to fixate on he deserves it

Buying a house with Vox's credit card for the memes!

aik rabu

i love this dork like you wouldn't believe

>>49068366
He’s such a good husband

this is so cute
https://twitter.com/_1ettuce/status/1655848965752107008

Schizophrenic alban is so cute

I miss my wife

>milord still live
dios mio

i love when milord malds unf

uoh milord is covered in oil

>>49064980
otsonny kadet! o7

>>49064980
otsonny kadet o7 the fanbase isn't too bad if it's sonny whose playing it, don't worry

wuca love!

to that anon last night, i hope you killed yourself for making my anxiety worse and if i find out who your oshi is, i will not wish peace on them ever again \o/ anyways wanted to let out my schizo bit

>>49075905
What the fuck did this anon even say?

>>49076120
dont worry about it.

>>49075905
>look at /nenmen/ for the first time
>see this
Ohh... Spicy...

>>49076247
want something more spicy? kill yourself nigger

confession: im happy for long streams but try as i might i find the entire star wars franchise incredibly mediocre

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>49075905
but anon, what if you had the same oshi

>>49076364
No that's kinda tame... Also on a non-joking note, I am sorry that someone spiked your anxiety like that. That was pretty mean of them

>>49076563
i'm not that anon

>>49076502
we can die together! im willing to sacrifice myself

>>49076654
Oh sorry, you were both using all lowercase so I thought you were

imagine the farts. that gaseous blast erupting and causing his ass cheeks to erupt. Thunder clapping like king kong causing his ass to produce prolonged and loud bubble braps hotboxing the entire room. The rotten smell of eggs, bean burritos, the intoxicating smell of methane from his voluptuous booty, his fartbox, his brapper, his smelly gassy badonkadonk conquering your nostrils.

Absolute dumptruck on this braphog. Imagine he sat on your face and never gave you time to breathe got me precumming thinking about it fuck.

>>49077610
this feels worse than being into scat..

>>49077610

>>49077610
what the fuck went wrong with our yaminion repopulation project, the takos turned out fine

>>49077950
>takos
>fine

>>49077610
This but it’s Bowser

>>49078047
relatively fine, they're very horny but otherwise harmless

>>49075905
was it ever really that serious you baby

>>49079109
yeah it triggered an anxiety attack!

>>49075905
Holy cow

>>49079182
Oh my gosh. Don’t worry, we’ll get your safe space set up immediately. /Gen

>>49075905
Comfydant....phantomo.....[insert other fanbase here]

>>49079620
i really don't care as long as you pay for my medication next month

>>49079716
Strap your big boy boots on and ignore low-effort bait like the 90th “(You)r oshi has a girlfriend” loop

>>49079868
i did, i didn't say i was mentally well enough to handle it outside of the thread now did i? that's like telling a comfydant that fulgur is dying after they expressed they're on the verge of killing themselves because they think he's actually dead.

>>49079981
ok grandma let’s get you to bed

>>49079981
That reminds me of the time kindreds went schizo because they fell for the girlfriend rrat that phantomos endlessly shitposted about. Imagine letting 4chan get to you that badly. People just need to get off this website.

>>49079981
If you're letting some random low-effort bait get to you that badly, to the point you felt you needed to grudgepost because "i had a panicc attacck :((" then just get off 4chan until you take your meds again.

>>49080205
i will grudgepost because i can, no one had to reply but if it bothers you that's fine by me. it's dead hours so we can continue

>>49080374
>dead hours
>2 pm

>>49080406
which boy is streaming genius, let me know

>>49080448
i’m sorry your feefees were hurt by low effort bait yesterday but no reason to take it out on the rest of us kek. take your lexapro

i don't even know what post you guys are talking about

>>49080597
something something “luca has a girlfriend behind the scenes”

>>49080558
>no boy is streaming
thank you for the response

>>49080406
This is the male thread retard. We only post males here most of the time

>>49080631
wait someone believed that? anons.....

>>49080689
Literally not a single woman was posted, are you dizzy?

>>49080759
ahem
>>49076247

>>49080787
that's the attentionwhore from main i don't think he counts

>>49080759
It's a joke autist-chama sometimes the girls are talked about here. Relax already.

i hope luca does have a girlfriend if it means gachi faggots get filtered and get their “panic attacks” out of here

>>49080874
can't get rid of me that easily

>>49080874
Fuck off comfydant I hope fulgur dies and you follow him to the grave

>>49080913
Clearly we can

>>49080954
but im still here silly

>>49080824
>attentionwhore
Meanie...

I didn't know today was sunday

>>49080874
i think you two are taking this too seriously

>>49080948
you people are so easy

Did anons' periods sync up again

What's wrong with being a gachikoi anyway? Aren't most of us yumes here? This is the only place where we can let out our schizo thoughts about our oshi.

>>49080992
you post girls here because you're a faggot who wants attention. if you ever want to actually talk post a boy and talk about boys like normal person

im sorry for shitting the thread with my grudgepost, you can call me a faggot etc. i just wanted to let it out alright?

>>49081112
I'm starting to think there's a catalogshitter or two just trying to start drama to laugh at us and farm easy (You)s.

>>49081125
there's nothing wrong with it that anon just has her panties on a twist

>>49081124
Shut the fuck up unicorn I thought we filtered you fags already.

>>49081173
You'd be giving them what they want by responding to them newfagchama

>>49081125
Yume and gachikoi aren’t interchangeable

3 anons fail to win a retard contest because they too retarded only in nemmem

>>49081173
or some faggot from main saw me say the split has been peaceful lately and came to stir shit. way too much of a coincidence otherwise

>>49081125
there's nothing wrong with it. anons tend to think gachikois mean psychopaths

>>49081208
>unicorn by wanting female livers ou of a male livers only gen
this is some old bait do better anon

>>49081238
Oh yeah, probably that too. Given that bud from main came here, I wouldn't be surprised if others did too. They're among us...

>>49081270
This is why we need to gatekeep normies better. There was an anon going on a "parasocial bad" rant when Fulgur did that confession stream. It was probably that one artist who posted her art here a few times.

ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

>>49081335
we have too many twitterfags as always here, time to filter them again

can't have shit in nenmen i hate main fags

I think I’m falling into the male side of scat degeneracy and now I’m constantly having fantasies of rimming Sonny while he shits in my mouth and can’t stop watching really bad scat porn. I think I need mental help.

RIKU SAMA RELEASE GAMER WAVE AND SAVE US ALREADY

>>49081431
want to go into detail about that?

>>49081394
How do you propose we do this? Act more parasocial? They hate that the most.

/nenmen/ shitposts and shit posts
… home

>>49081431
Jesas

>>49081548
No but shit rimming is based

>>49081431
would it kill you people to spoiler text

>>49081569
parasocial, scatposting, pissposting, dead babies talk, incest

>>49081125
Fujo gachikoi

>>49081290
t. unicorn
Your oshi will interact with the opposite sex and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

wheres mintfag with their animal facts

>>49081693
I can’t do animals, but best I can do is airplane facts.

we need more shota sex

>>49081777
lay them on me. actually tell me about the whole "don't ask for water" on a plane thing

>>49081693
We really need some kind of bat signal for this sort of thing
>>49081777
Please feel free to share

Post shotas to scare the twitter fags.

>>49081803

>>49081876
those nipples are going into my mouth

>>49081849
shining a mint sheep in the sky
>>49081876

>>49081915

>>49081431
Fuck off back to main with this literal shit please. Or at least spoiler it.

>>49081803
>>49081876

>>49081876
I don't think that scares them most twitter Luxiem fans are shotacons.

>>49081827
The water thing is pretty mundane, it’s similar to ex-fast food workers telling you not to order X thing from Y restaurant. The idea is that airlines are really lazy with cleaning their coffee pots and water jugs, so the tap water server for tea and coffee may be less than clean. It doesn’t bother me personally, I always order tea on a plane.
>>49081849
The very first commercial jet, the De Havilland Comet, had multiple crashes within its family simply because its first rendition had perfectly square windows. If you’ve ever flown, you’ve noticed that the windows are an ovalish rectangle shape with perfectly curved edges and 0 corners. Air pressure concentrates too severely at sharp edges and pointed corners like the corners of a square, leading to structural weakness which leads to failure which leads to crashes…

>>49082031
t. doesn't know mintfag

imagine the sex

>>49081981

>>49082098
Any excuse to post shotas is ok

>>49082031
Imagine being scared of a little boy poop… Eating your partner’s shit is the most intimate form of love

>>49082129
ohh i always thought it was because it's recycled water from the bathrooms on the plane but that makes me feel better about it. i love plane anon

>>49082160

>>49082137
I know about them but they can still bother to spoiler it.

>>49082129
on my recent flights whenever i asked for water it was always bottled, i guess to avoid this. might also be a leftover covid measure

>>49082160

Is it too early to guess who my gamer wave favorite is going to be because I would like to call dibs on any and all redheads. It's been five years. I want him to have a big dick and no soul.

>>49082326

>>49082265
Oh god no kek that would be a health code violation and then some. Water from the toilets and sinks doesn’t get recycled during flight, waste water gets held in a waste tank then emptied at the airport once they land. Somewhat like an RV
>>49082280
It was more a COVID measure than anything. That’s also why a lot of flights did prepackaged snack kits to minimize contact— I flew once during the pandemic and they handed out everything in like pre-packaged goodie bags

>>49082160
delicious shota thighs

>>49082242
You're not scaring me off I'm already used to the shit talk.

>>49082410
uooh

>>49082411
naruhodo, i mean to be fair fast food places have some interesting regulations that aren't always followed either. i won't put it past anyone

>>49082410

>>49082406
wow a redhead...never thought of that, if he has freckles even better

>>49082270
>>49082433
So cute…

>>49082534
Delicious tummy ToT How needy shota Luca is?

>>49082534
Okay last shota for now. My folder is a nightmare to find anything

>>49082560
kyomie who likes shu?

>>49082615
eigo jouzu

>>49082560

>>49082643
Maybe a bit…

>>49082623

>>49082693
welcome back!

>>49082648
Please andastan, I'm not only retarded but also very sleepy

Stop posting shota. I'm a twitterfag and I'm VERY offended and triggered by this. It's REAL pedophilia. Stop lusting after little boys.

threesome when

>>49082623
bless this shotacon artist

>>49082850
I love her artworks so much

>>49082411
oh god i've been reminded of the soggy cold sandwiches now... our airplane food fucking sucks. i flew JAL once and it was so much better

>>49082694
His new outfit is so adorable I love it
>>49082762
Thank you! I keep meaning to come back, but I have all my Kyo images on my phone while I’ve recently just been posting from my pc so sometimes I just forget

>>49082844
Tomorrow, with me

>>49082898
she always draws them so cute and sex

>>49082986
it's all good, i remember seeing you in main weeks ago.

>>49082411
Okay, here's my question: How likely IS it for a plane to crash during a normal flight? Not trying to doompost or anything, I just have a fear of heights and have never been on a plane before, but I have close family that are states away, and I wouldn't want my first plane ride to be my last...

Rare Shu as 9S I don't get to post often

>>49083178
You need to be over 18 to post here

>>49083293
Irrational fears don't magically go away once you're 18, you know.

>>49083283
shu please show off your thighs in your new outfit, actually any boy please show some skin

>>49083178
nta but it's not that common. if it makes you feel better, you can take a layover flight to wherever you go to help.

i'm still scared of planes too, funny because i want to visit Prague at least once so sooner or later i'll need to get over it

>>49083178
Exceptionally unlikely. Like, 1 in 11 million odds— compare this with car crashes, where the odds are 1 in about 103 (from PBS and the National Safety Council). You’re more likely to die in your car on the way to the airport than in the actual plane. You’ll be alright! Going off of odds of crashing and amount of crashes a year, planes are the safest method of transportation— they beat cars, motorcycles, boats, and even bikes. Hell, I’d say it beats walking with all the pedestrian deaths that happen

I'm scared of women

>>49083876
>>49082799

>>49083856
my fear of driving has increased

>>49083856
Ahh, thank you for the reassurances. I guess my brain comes up with so many ways in which flying in a plane could go wrong, like getting struck by lightning or running out of fuel or something. I think I'd be okay as long as I would be able to see land.

>>49083994
KEK
>>49083711
i really want to visit prague too!

>>49081431
Shit aside I love that pic, what I wouldn't give for a taste of sonny's sweat... or any bodily fluid of his, really

>>49084159
i mainly feel in love with prague because of Monster kek, i want to learn czech but i'm still procastinating on jp so that will take a while

>>49084079
I can debunk both of these!
1) Fuel: Airplanes actually take off with more fuel than they’ll ever need on a trip, accounting even for rerouting or weather. If you’ve ever heard of a plane “dumping fuel,” this is a very common practice that environmentalists hate but is crucial for a number of reasons, primarily to ensure that it can land again safely— planes have to be below a certain weight to both take off and land that scales with their size and amount of runway available. Amount of fuel needed for a trip is an extremely calculated number that always accounts for more than they’ll actually need
2) Storms: Planes— commercial jets at least— fly above the vast majority of cloud coverage, and this was in fact the primary benefit posed to customers when airlines were first making the jump from turboprops (propeller planes) to jets. Save for a couple of absolutely gigantic storm clouds (ones that would lead to a change of course anyways so you’d almost never go right through them) the majority of cloud coverage is at or below 25,000 feet and commercial jets generally cruise between 32-40,000 feet. You’re flying over the storms, so sometimes you might actually see lightening below you!

>>49084182
Sonny better watch his back if he ever donates plasma

>>49083954
I don't get it

>>49084365
i did a school project on it over ten years ago and thought it was beautiful. gotta keep a few childhood dreams alive.

>>49084468
oh that's why you can see rain from above when you're on a plane

>>49084482
I just had visions of a lab tech flicking on the lights in bloodbank and seeing anon standing there sucking down a bloodbag like a juicepack

>>49084622
Yeah! Most cloud coverage is below you. Really, really big widebodies (like 747 size) will fly up to 42,000 feet

>>49084468
That's actually pretty fascinating! I know next to nothing about planes, at all, so it's nice to have this information. Did you write this all down by memory?

>>49084851
interesting, thank you for all the plane facts!

>>49082557
If he has freckles I WILL nut

Can planeanon reassure me that the 737 auto crashing planes will never happen again? I always get scared at takeoff and landing no matter what anyways

>>49081693
I'm here! Sorry I was getting my shit kicked in because of mislabeled chemicals. But it seems like the shitposting died down do you still want animal facts?

>>49085554
i want animal facts still please

>>49085169
I had to double check myself on some fuel dumping numbers but nothing I ended up using, just some stuff for my own personal autism kek. Otherwise yeah, from my memory!
>>49085197
You’re welcome!!!! Thank you for letting me be an autist on this fine Monday>>49085506
The 737 MAX did nothing wrong and I stand by that!!!! I could defend her all day but tl;dr the exact issues occurring then are extremely unlikely to happen again now that the issue has been addressed and resolved. It’s rare that the FAA steps in and involves themselves in incidents (the only other famous incident of such involved the DC-10 in the 1970s-1980s, a plane that has a safety record today comparable to all of its fellow competitors who did not have the same issues) so when it happens, manufacturers take it seriously. You’re good

>>49084663
Briskadets /here/ would do it too, Sonny's probably lucky he lives in an isolated shithole of a country

*^*

>>49086038
i want his carrot

i love our autist anons

This is the story of the humble dung beetle, they spend their days finding the perfect pile of shit and rolling it into a ball. They roll around with their little shit balls until a fated meeting of pairs at a dung pile, the male offers the female his dung ball and if she likes what she sees she will hop on the ball as he roll her to a good mating location. The mating is rather simple, the male passes the a sperm packet into the female and they roll their separate ways. The female with her fertilised eggs will then make little dung balls and lay her eggs in them, she reinforces these dung balls with saliva and her own feces.

>>49086302
I'm so sad about Dung Defender... everything reminds me of Him...

>>49086302
of course you chose the shit bug.. they just hit it and quit it

>>49086677
The male offers her his dung ball! That's very romantic, he even lets her ride on it to a good mating location. They find a soft and moist area to dig a hole where they bury the dung ball and then commence with the mating.

>>49086980
"hold on sweetie, we need to bury my shit before we fuck" even dogs have more class..

>>49087093
The snort I just let out

Which of the boys, your oshi excluded because you're going to play favourites if I allow that, would you most want to sit next to on a plane in economy class?
I think Ike would be nice, he'd be the perfect seat partner in that he doesn't talk to you unless he's asking to move past to go to the bathroom and he'd be polite about it when he does, plus he's petite so he'd fit in his seat nicely and he's not tall enough that trying to figure out how to position his legs in an economy size seat would result in them getting into your own leg space.

>>49086038
Cute!

>>49087518
vox or shu. vox would talk to me and get my mind off of being scared on the plane because he's talking about the logistics of luigi topping bowser. shu would just be nice because he would give enough space and be in his own world but probably wouldn't push me off if i accidentally fell asleep on his shoulder.

>>49082031
What does main have to do with scat

>>49087518
milord or shu, tho i would be kinda shy around shu

>>49087518
Ike, Shu, Sonny

>>49087093
The shit is a romantic gesture! Even bunnies piss on their mates to let her judge his piss smell

>>49088235
they what

>>49088235
but i have a piss kink and like bunnies, this is a win win. my oshi as a bunny boy pissing

>>49087518
I think Ren would be nice to sit next to on a plane, he has all the right seatmate qualities! Nice enough to let you have the window seat and tap you when the flight attendant comes by but not wake you up if you're sleeping too heavy... he probably smells good. I am not really chatty on planes so I just want to exist peacefully with someone.

>>49087518
>your oshi excluded
;-; my oshi is excluded from the scenario altogether

>>49088338
>>49088393
I can't find the youtube video but there is a shorts about it. Straight from sir david attenborough's mouth
https://youtube.com/shorts/DxME66FUSQY?

If we want to talk about piss, male giraffes will kick the female a little bit to stimulate her to pee and then he'll take a sip to see if she's ready to mate

>>49088887
imagine your oshi just keeps pissing on you to get your reaction on if it smells good or not

>>49088871
Fuuchan....

>>49089070
this is something sonny would do

>>49089132
he'd be the worst seat neighbor because sitting next to him means you're in the cargo hold

>>49089070
My oshi kicking me in the gut and making me piss like a water fountain and drinking every drop!

>>49089295
Smuggling fuuchan into a suitcase so he can stay in the cargo hold so he can walk around during the flight

https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1656042655468404736
took me too long to realize that 1/4 was probably his exam status not him about do another one of his rants

Just because I did pee and poo here's one fun fact that incorporates both!
During hippo mating season to attract the attention of female hippos the male with shit and piss at the same time while widly swining aroung to splash it everywhere and gain the female's attention.

>>49089833
there's just something about sedating him and packing him up in a box like he's goods for sale that appeal to me... similar to the fantasy i have about ike using him as a mannequin for his sex ed demonstrations

>>49090214
i dont like this fact... ive seen this before at the zoo..

>>49090214
This is why no one wants a hippo!boy... the animal kingdom is gatekeeping itself

>>49089070
To get kicked AND have my piss drank by Sonny….

>>49090356
Booting down fuuchan so he can be shipped to japan, the custom worker thinking that he is a sex doll and then trying him out
Does anyone have that fanart of shota fuuchan in a box?

>>49086302
Just got home and was able to catch up on this wonderful discussion, I doubt you're the same anon but when I see dung beetles now I just think of this post. I literally think about this and laugh at least once a month for no reason it's so fucking stupid

>>49091233
you bet i do. well, customs wouldn't necessarily be wrong with that assumption

>>49090214
Hippos know the ultimate technique.

>>49091292
that's definitely the same anon kek

>>49087518
Probably Shubert

>>49091292
that is me kek

>>49087518
Absolutely none of them. I am fat and they would be uncomfortable and I would be uncomfortable and at best I'd have to deal with awkward politeness though their frustration and distaste would be obvious. I will never do a M&G or go to a panel or anything where they'd see me. Sitting next to one of them on a plane would be a top 10 nightmare for me.

>>49092862
Haha... Oh man, do I feel this...

>>49092862
anon...

>>49092862
What if they like larger women?

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1656054391961444352

>>49091563
Where is my Yuujirou Hanma liver...

>>49093625
NTA but I just assume every man, including my oshi, doesn't like larger women by default.

>>49093761
this

>>49093761
>>49093808
Chubby can be good, I wouldn't be so downtrodden over it. I don't lean towards women as much as I do men, but I like larger women on occasion

>>49093687
He would rape the entire vtuber community, and there's nothing that could stop him.

>>49093871
these are young men though, the only ones id believe being into bigger women are noctyx members and even thats a huge maybe.

>>49093761
I think it depends on what you mean by "larger" and it also changes by country as well, I'm 140lbs and I was literally an obese giant pig for an asian and they call me skinny in the US lol

>>49093632
>more renkyotto
nice

>>49093871
chubby is nice, a little more squish for you to hold

>>49094057
I'm a young man myself, hell I'm probably younger than most of the boys
>>49094369
Exactly!

>>49094543
I think younger people now are more into chubby women because being thicc is in right now

>>49094543
but what do you consider chubby honestly

maybe it's because i just woke up but these look like the same shade of pink to me....
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1656031497760165889

>>49094817
Maybe, but I do think it's a good thing. It's at least better than the model of "you better be starving to look decent"

I need this man to quit playing with me before I call the pound on him

>>49095056
they are, it's supposed to give the illusion of the black and blue or white and gold dress because of the background colors being different.

>>49095056
it's the same colour but the right side looks darker because it is surrounded by a lighter colour

>>49095122
mysta loves petplay

>>49095052
A good bit of fat, honestly. "Obese" is good for me, the only point where I reach distaste is when it becomes unhealthy like morbid obesity. It's hard to really describe it, but larger stomachs and thick limbs are nice. That's just my opinion however, obviously it changes from man to man

>>49095191
So do I! On either end of the leash honestly.

>>49095079
I'm asian so it's still the same "you better be starving to look decent" for me. All my friends are trying to diet down to 45kg because it's the gold star goal weight. I'm 75kg and men won't even look at me I'm literally that fat. I'm trying to lose some weight right now maybe get down to 65 or 50kg but it has been a struggle.

>>49095293
hm thanks for answering

>>49095293
Are you American? I do think the average burger has a different definition of obese compared to other countries kek

>>49095357
lovely asian beauty standards... learning the 180+ cm male celebrities i liked weighed 115-120 pounds worried me, that just cannot be healthy.

>>49090214
Sounds like maleanons. They're all hippos

>>49095622
Underweight doesn't look freaky on asians in general because we have a smaller frame, a lot of my male friends weights 50-70kg and they look normal so to look idol skinny you do need go have a very low weight, it's by no means healthy but it is what it is.

>>49095357
I'm very sorry anon, I hope one day you find a man who loves you despite or perhaps in favor of your weight. I like chubby asians, so I'm sure there are others that do as well for you
>>49095411
No problem, I'm happy to help
>>49095473
I am yeah, like I said opinion will change from person to person

>>49093625
>>49093871
>>49094369
I'm fat, not chubby/thicc/whatever. I don't have a particularly pretty face to offset it either. The probability of a man being attracted to that is ridiculously small, and even if they were, they'd also have to be comfortable with the judgement of others: "why would a successful and/or attractive man settle?" I'm not complaining, to be clear, this is just reality. (And yes, I'm fully aware that it's in my power to change this for myself, but this is my current reality nonetheless)

Anyway, I wouldn't want to subject my oshis to my presence in general as people find my weight distasteful and I don't want to contribute to the negative stereotypes around vtuber fans.

fat or skinny i don't care as long as they have big boobs

>>49096273
this but nice feet & knees

>>49096273
big boobs sag, my tits are not bouncing like an anime girls

>>49096273
I prefer a medium boob myself, something that fits in the palm of my hand nicely

>>49095761
there's a certain threshold where you lose the fat on your face and your cheeks start caving in, that's when it looks scary to me. but yeah, most of my asian male friends are aiming to gain weight, not lose it.

>>49096415
They're comfy to lay on. At least that's what my friend tells me.

>>49096273
I'm pretty much an all rounder when it comes to boobs, although I have a slight preference for smaller chests rather than larger

>>49096231
>I wouldn't want to subject my oshis to my presence in general as people find my weight distasteful
>I don't want to contribute to the negative stereotypes around vtuber fans
Yeah, I feel the same. I wouldn't want my oshi to get weird looks if they were just being nice to me. I feel that way with anybody I interact with, really.

>>49096231

>>49096526
according to all the kids ive been around who fall asleep on my chest, i assume they are

>>49096479
I don't think I have a single friend that is trying to gain weight, they all want to lose weight.

>>49096231
I sympathize with you anon, I've gained a lot of weight over the past several months and people really do treat you differently

>>49096613
Yeah, my cousin likes to lay on my chest kek.

>>49096415
Who said that was a bad thing?

>>49096961
men

>>49096415
everyone's tits will sag one day who cares

>>49097059
Men are stupid, don't listen to men
t. man

>>49096620
it's different for men i guess, some of them want to build muscle and in general they don't like being stick thin. all my female friends except one are aiming to lose weight...

>>49096540
I don't particularly care what the general population thinks of me on my own or with family/close friends. But I definitely get anxious interacting with people I admire or look up to professionally or otherwise. Oshis would be several tiers up the ladder in that regard.
>>49096760
Sorry that you're experiencing that too.

>>49097167
Not where I'm from lol stick is the way to go for everyone, my guy friend literally celebrated when he hit 69kg because according to him it's the first time since he was little that he's seen a 6 on the scale.

Shu please god tweet something dumb I'm having withdrawal symptoms

Pio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhVTIsTs1ro
>open stream
>I COULDN'T FIT IT IN
>keep stream open

>>49095056
He's on drugs again

Uohhhhhhhhh hag erotic!!!! Hag's sagging breasts and cellulite!!!! Erotic... TOT

>>49097581
OH MOMMY

>>49097331
we're pretty much all asian but grew up in NA, that's probably why.

>>49097217
This is probably oversharing but I'll do it anyway kek. I'm a serial yoyo dieter I've lost and gained and lost and gained so much weight over the years. At my highest weight my uncle pointed to a picture of me as a teen where I was maybe 40kg saying" this is you, this right now isn't you". At my lowest weight I've been told to lose 10kg and then I'll look good. I've learned that no matter how much I lose or gain it won't ever really matter people will still treat you like shit.

>>49097581
i will rape shu and his mom

>>49097581
Mama Yamino...

>>49097693
as long as you like how you look, that's what matters honestly. mushy gushy self love but it truly works

This thread has honestly just reminded me that most men have terrible taste

I FUCKING LOVE LARGER WOMEN. Not even trying to bait I’m just a genuine architect. I want to pamper a beautiful lady and feed her lots and lots and lots. My boyfriend has put on a bit of weight since we started dating and I tell him how fucking sexy he is every single day because I’m obsessed with him and with his new tummy.

Shu and Shu's mom sex. [Spoiler] Horny yaminion here, got banned again. Lmao. [/Spoiler]

>>49098381
anon..

>>49098381
Yaminion...

>>49098381
horny yaminion sis I kneel

>>49098381
There was an attempt…

Why is everyone an architect here?

An entire day of demon yipee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYz8k1DiDWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7lsFfS7jI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdPOxvP-6fM

>>49098604
We have good taste

>>49098604
i get cold, i need a warm body

>>49098625
the sonny kek

>>49098533
I'm a man, but I aprecciate the though.

>>49098604
Because we’re based and realistic in our beliefs that grown adults aren’t gonna be the same weight they were in high school

>>49098708
Ah, good taste brother. You can’t have Shu though, he’s mine.

>>49098604
>everyone here is into chubby people
Wtf I love nenmen

>>49098917
If you can’t squish em, ditch em

>>49098604
I've never been in any super serious relationships but every guy I've liked has been at least a little bit stocky or chubby, guess you can't choose what you're attracted to. Sadly the person I love the most is probably a skinnyfat twig IRL but at least he snacks enough on-stream to feed into my delusions a little bit

>>49099480
>probably a skinnyfat twig IRL but at least he snacks enough on-stream to feed into my delusions a little bit
Sonny is just like me fr fr

>>49098381
Shu appreciates your service

>>49099480
briskadets are always so funny to me

>>49099480
I like to think he’s still a little toned from going to the gym a couple years back and doing some small reps here and there. Plus he could stand at his standing desk for 2 hours without getting tired