/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://youtu.be/ov_oeUWOAqA?t=4345
> Wait does Niji merch have international shipping costs? I didn't know. I've never ordered anything.
> "Yes" - chat. *laughs* GET FUCKED IDIOTS! You guys are getting fucked over, while I'm sitting here in YOUR money!
> I'm just kidding bro I get like one percent from merch sales. I ain't getting shit. Fuck man I'm getting scammed myself. Maaan. Whatever.
> I wish I was joking. Anyway.
https://youtu.be/ov_oeUWOAqA?t=4401
> *realizes he fucked up and starts diverting* what else is there to talk about bro? I dunno how to talk *jokes around*!
> "Are you allowed to say that?" - chat
> *silence*
> *serious voice* Uhhh, yo, I'm just kidding, I actually earn 99% of- you know what I'm just kidding, none of the values I said are true values okay?
> I've never *stutters* none of the values I said are true, all of them are fake values that I just made up.
> I would never even SAY how much I earn percentage-wise for merch *devolves into gibberish*
https://youtu.be/ov_oeUWOAqA?t=4463
> "'Legally I must say I was lying about percentage earnings' moment" - chat
> Exactly! I WAS lying! You guys will never know the actual amount I earn.
> "Welcome back man, hope you had a nice break." - Ren. Hey, THANKS Ren.
> Yea Ren, tell 'em. We earn.. uh.. you know what don't tell 'em anything actually, what am I talking about.
> We don't earn ANYTHING! In fact, streamers don't earn money.
> In fact, every time you donate to me, we don't earn- actually, that's also bad to say, I DO earn money, the money does go to me that you send to me.
> Fuck. I need to shut up. Let's have a new topic, please, thank you. Yes?
> Someone say something, I need a switch right now, RIGHT NOW.
> Why has my chat froze? LET ME GET ANOTHER TOPIC! WHY HAS MY CHAT FROZE !? PLEASE !