/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>49048892
But mommy does not love you

>>49048892
>>49048993
1%

Faufau has been fucking up recently

>>49048892
Me and mommy are such good friends!

FAUNA I AM FUCKING LONELY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I AM DEPENDENT ON YOU AND OTHERS LIKE YOU TO LIVE

>>49048892
Mommy wuv me uuuu

>>49048993
Wrong, she loves you so much she wants you to get better and have friends in real life.

>>49049102
this except unironically

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

>>49048993
It even a shitpost. Oof

>>49048993
go send 0.5% niji cuck money

Faufau is my best friend! I love chatting with her when she streams!
I lost all of my other friends, so she's all I have left!
Worth.

hope u enjoy ur day sappling

>>49049035
wait what is this about, what did I miss?

>>49049315
>I lost all of my other friends, so she's all I have left!
sapling...

>>49049435
I twas confirmed, with receipts, that Nijisanji livers only get 1% of the profits from merch sales. The rest goes to funding Takumi's yachts. No, I am not making this up. That's why the catalog is a mess right now.

>>49049435
>it came to light tha nijis get only 1-3% of merch sales
>one nijinig keeps trying to fabricate a fauna yab to deflect and has make like 5 threads already

>>49049471
What? They weren't figments of my imagination. I promise.

Why are fags trying so desperately to make this a yab, it was funny at first but it's starting to get sad. Do they need steam gift cards that much?

>>49049591
Anything to deflect from the fact that $99 of $100 fills the cocaine yacht fund

>>49049591
I think it's a legitimate coordinated effort since the same people keep showing up in the threads.
>>49049349
>sappling
Oh hello again.

>>49049530
ah I see
damn it is nice to be a holochad, we literally never stop winning

>>49049672
>he doesnt open every thread with a fauna image in it

>>49048892
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>>49049774
Based


>>49049044
>>49049055
Cringe

>>49049559
Not one, the whole keyboard army of them, including the Niji interns

>>49049591
Unironically yes. I would even believe some of their livers was forced to go here during their suspension to shitpost to earn money for food.

guys, I know it's dumb and I should be stronger than this, but all I can think about is her telling me that we shouldn't be friends. That there SHOULD be boundaries between us.

I know that's true, that she's right, but god it really hurts. Does she really not see us as individuals with hopes and dreams who wanna share that love with her?

I'm pathetic for feeling this way, she's better off without fans like me but it's tearing me up, I can't sleep

>>49048993
Damn

Mommy said we can't be friends anymore and that there are boundaries that are set between us as fan and entertainer
SHE HATES US

she's not my friend, but she IS my mommy!

>>49049860
Same anon here, I made my mind, from now on I'll exclusively watch Millie Parfait and I think you all should too

>>49049860
regardless, it's not like she doesn't care about her fans. In fact, it's the opposite. She wants you to be good friends with others and cherish those friendships instead of deluding yourself into something that isn't exactly real.

>>49049860
Just find an oshi who won't lecture you about reality anon

>>49049860
>>49049939
Same... This is why I only watch Phase Connect™ now. My favorite VTuber is Pippa Pipkin™ from Phase Connect™. She is loyal and will never betray me.

>>49048892
WELL FAUNA WHAT IF IM HAPPIER NOW THAN WHAT I HAD BEEN THE PAST 10 YEARS???

>>49049949
nah, fauna is my oshi, it just hurts

like a lot

>>49049940 The truth is painful, but I respect her even more for having the strength to tell it. Still stings like a bitch though

>>49049939
>>49050008
fuck you falseflaggers, go for someone in holo

>>49050090
Same here, fellow faunafan, let's all make a pledge to stop watching Fauna, all of Holo and focus out energy on the livers that really value us, like this new one I'm following now. Meloco, I think

>>49050090
You're so full of shit lol.

>>49049913
those boundaries should be shattered by my penis

UUUUUUUU I MISS OLD FAUNA

>>49050206
>>49050215
fuck off both of you, i'm a sapling through and through, i was just venting and sharing a raw and real moment.

If you wanna try and belittle that, you can screw off

>>49050090
It hurts being reminded that in the end she's an entertained who isn't meant to have close relationships with her audience because of how much potential that has to ruin it for everyone? It's nice that Fauna filtered the people with single digit IQ from her audience by saying that, but I didn't know there were so many of those on /vt/ to the point where they keep spamming the catalog with threads about it insisting it isn't an obvious thing.

>>49048892
and she loves your money, but that's it

>>49050272
I'm also a sapling and I think you're a faggot

>>49050293
yes, exactly that. I've gone full gachikoi and while I intellectually know expecting anything to come of that is ridiculous, emotionally hearing her say "we need barriers" shatters the illusion and leaves shards of glass in my arm while doing so

>>49049860
Shondo is the only vtuber that wants to love you and you her because she's mentally ill and cant form bonds with anyone except an ambiguous hivemind of chat. She will let you love her as long as you sacrifice your own individuality.

Shondo (Fallenshadow) would never betray me like this. Infact, it's the opposite. She would encourage me to become more schizo towards her. God I love Shondo.

She's not wrong I just don't understand why they always feel the need to say it
The people who would need to hear it won't listen to begin with so it just falls on the ears of people who get it and it feels like a condescending lecture

Can someone just give me a distorted Fauna head with a funny quote from the tangent already/

>>49049112
She just wants you to leave her alone outside her predefined boundaries.
That’s not “love,” it’s letting you down gently.

>>49050272
sapkek here, I agree with him too!

>>49050206
>>49050008
Yes thanks fellow Saplings, this has made me realize how truly Horrible hololive livers are, do you have any Recommendations? I have heard good things about nijisanjis Reimu Endou

>>49050543
It's her pseud brain I guess, has to say her piece on the subject

>>49050382
Fine, suppose she does actually become extremely good friends with one of her viewers then. Maybe even you! And this becomes a known fact across her entire fanbase. What happens next?
If you're so menhera that you can pretend to have a melty about this, what would you do if she was revealed to have a very close male friend who came out straight out of her audience?

>>49050747
Its okay if its me but I will throw a fit if its not me

>>49050773
Now imagine 724,000 people who all feel that exact same way. Can you finally understand her point or is thinking not your strongest suit.
This isn't a yab at all, sure it's a small reality call but it's something that anyone who genuinely believes they should try to become IRL friends with their idols needs.

>I'm sure you've heard the saying don't meet your heroes, I don't think hat necessarily applies to everybody, but I think its good if you can just watch streamers and enjoy their streams for what they are
>Fauna is mean in real life? I don't think so, and I think I try to be myself on stream but you know, if we were friends we might have disagreements, who knows
>there might be things that you would be like, like maybe, the fact that I made 10 servings of curries and you don't eat leftovers is irreconcilable
>Because I want to show you guys only the best side of myself you know
>I think that's best, because I don't want to bring your guys moods down, by showing you, like, a non positive side of me, you know
>But I think for friends its important to open up, show them more of you if you want to be really close
>Anyway, I hope that is okay, I know, I know, don't be sad, cherish your friends because they are just as cool as streamers I promise. I promise they are
>There's nothing particularly special about streamers, I mean like sure maybe there's a streamer and they're great at singing but does that make them a better friend, no, it doesn't
>someone can be a great friend even if they aren't great at singing
>My friends are cooler than you? I hope so, I hope so
>quite a few of my friends are streamers, what do I do? I mean that's an exception. I mean obviously streams have friends. And I'm sure sometimes people have made friends with streamers and it workout out, but you know
>Anyway there's my deep talk, I answered it as honestly as I could, I am happy to be here, and entertain you guys and hang out and its fun
>yeah exactly, the great part of streaming is interaction. There's a back and forth which makes it great, the banter.
>you just try to make me laugh? You do, you guys type funny stuff all the time.
>I think I would've had a harder time be a lets player without having a chat to bounce off of mmm hmm
>But, you should always...I know I shouldn't lecture you guy...It's important for you guys to not neglect your real lives too
>Put yourselves #1 always. I'm just some silly streamer on the internet. And I will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves
>No you wont? *laughs* You must, you must. Please take care of yourselves.
Can someone explain what's so yab about this to me and why everyone's shitting themselves? This seems really sweet, actually.

>>49050939
>724,000 people standing in a line outside faunas house waiting for their turn to give her correction
Mommy has a tough day ahead!

>>49051111
I'd say it's just people desperately trying to get some dirt on Fauna to the point of misinterpreting everything she says, either because she's the current audience favorite in HoloEN or to try deflecting from other happenings in the board. Catalog sisters being catalog sisters.
Also checked.

>>49050747
>t. me
i can fix her

Why hasn't anyone added her to this collage yet?

>>49051111
Quads of truth. Dramasisters off yourselves.

Stand strong against the shitters, saplings. Nothing she said was wrong, and niether should it be.

>>49051111
It's just nijinigs trying to flood the catalog with these shit threads to distract from their latest drama

>>49051293
bet you were shitting on Ame and Kronii in the dozens of anti threads that were doing the same thing along with the rest of your cuckling friends

>>49051340
Why are all the Nijiyabbers removed from this image? Where is Finana's YOU PARASOCIAL FUCKS? Where is Elira's bit? Where is Lia from Phase Connect?

>>49051340
Because if you think what she said is anywhere close to that level, your IQ might be close to the negatives.
Like >>49051485.

$20 says she's going to collab with homos soon

>>49051340
Get it while it's hot.

>>49051519
nice, good that you're admitting to being the shitposters
you deserve every bit of this you cumslurping cuck

>>49048892
>all green vtubers are good
>but not all of them are as seiso as fauna

THIS is the green vtuber law.

>>49051570
Don't make me make a faggot cat edit for Fauna as well

>>49051111
Nowhere does this say anything about "Do you have any friends?" Do drama niggers really?

>>49051605
You mean all green vtubers are actually massive whores and treat their audiences like paypigs

>>49051111
Yeah, she basically just doesn't want to be menhera infront of chat because she's in love with me

>>49051111
Fauna:
>Friendship is filled with ugly and dark moments and arguments and it's part of opening up, but I never want to drag your guys' mood down and I only want to show you my happiest and best side as an idol, so in that way, yeah we can't be friends
>you have a lot of value and I really, genuinely want you to be kind to yourself and it upsets me when you aren't
/vt/:
>YOU PARASOCIAL FUCKS
???

>>49051799
>I mean, if you want me to be real, I'll be real
>we as fauna and saplings, we cannot be friends, or we should not be friends, there's a lot of reasons
>is I think important for boundaries to be maintained
>I am here to entertain you, and that is all really

>>49051111
You forgot to post the part where she says she's not your friend and she's just an entertainer

>>49051833
Said no one. Fanfiction in the trash

>>49051111
>"And i will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves"
>i have been neglecting myself in the past few weeks
No this can't be....am I making mommy sad...?

>>49051833
Yes, you retard, she literally explains what she means by friends in >>49051111
>Because I want to show you guys only the best side of myself you know
>I think that's best, because I don't want to bring your guys moods down, by showing you, like, a non positive side of me, you know
>But I think for friends its important to open up, show them more of you if you want to be really close
What point are you trying to prove?

Call her Kamijou Touma because she just broke my illusion.

>>49051833
Yes catalogchama, that's what she said right before elaborating it on >>49051111.
Please watch streams. Or even clips.

>>49051871
>>49051921
>>49051995
She's not your friend, dude.

YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANON
WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS
I'M JUST AN ENTERTAINER SORRT

>>49052013
Please learn how to read as well, it's an important part of using discussion boards.

Be my tomo?
More like, later homo.

>>49051111
Well basically, Nijisanji only pays their talents 1%.

>>49049672
idk about again but hello?

>>49052099
She's still not your friend, lol

>>49051513
stop cryin' ya little bitch

Most of this drama is happening because saplings were annoying as fuck about how Fauna is the perfect streamer while shitting on other girls saying similar things for being "condescending"

>>49051423
the mistake is not what she said but that she said it at all.
i didn't have friends in five years, am uninteresting and uninterested. just a weird fuck spiraling away into nothingness.
i'm here for ESCAPISM, not to get 'reality checked'

>>49052491
how did your escapism somehow lead to you wanting to become her real friend though
looks like you didn't have enough escapism

>>49051340
saplings were the ones who made these
they made the cgdct shield as well

>>49052234
Good, wouldn't want a source of entertainment to be tarnished

>>49051340
>5%?
eh, at least it's higher than 1%

>>49048892
timing

Finally you gfe shitters lost Fauna

>>49052434
you sound like a jealous roastie who feels attacked by saplings and scot free vtubers

>>49048993
sad but true

>>49056186
kys

>>49057693
i can be your friend, acquaintanceling

>>49049860
If she can't be your friend, make her your girlfriend.

>>49048993
based and true

>>49048993
FPBP
this is the truth, holobros. you're nothing more than a wallet to them, so by all means, send the next aka.

go send 0.5% niji cuck money

>>49048993
fpbp

>>49048993
This kills the saplings