/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

I MISS LUMI
UUUUUU

>>49046086
We can cope together. Someone should question Lumi's tits.

Only way to know for certain is if she gets a live 3D and they clip.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/w82q7e.mp4

>>49046379
I've only ever heard her defend that she's "not flat"

Airi cute hag!

Pippa should do a thighhighs reveal

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

I love Nasa's big claws. Imagine the handjobs...

Retardmi Trust and Love!

>>49046498
I think you mean clawjobs.

Here's evening gown Lumi cut out for whoever cares

>>49046498
Imagine the hand holding

>>49046315
Cute cat

>>49046379
I don't think she has big tits, the way she behaves isn't how a girl with real big tits would behave.
She's not shy about them, but she doesn't really acknowledge them much either.
They're just sort of there as part of her model.
Usually when girls actually have big tits they either complain about the real life drawbacks of them, or flaunt them a lot, or casually mention them.

Pippa is a girl
My oshi isn't a troon
I rest, satisfied.

>>49046371
shut the fuck up I hope your penis gets cancer

PANKO MANKO

It has been six months since Nasa last streamed.

>>49046596
Does Airi bitch about her tits? I don't think it's something they'd do publicly.

Yes I am coping.

>>49046620

My hate for Rie is unbridled! She is single handedly holding Phase Connect back from greatness! She's literally the crab in the crab bucket dragging everyone else down. She is the cancer that needs to be cut out in order for the host to survive! I don't know how else to put it but... Rie hate, Rie graduate!

>>49046565
Hand destroyed worth it

>>49046668

>>49046354
>only 6 U
It's truly over for gumis

>>49046275
Honestly Panko should satisfy my cock with her childish cunny.

>>49046668
I've heard some variations of bitching, plus her attempting to come up with benefits of flat chicks which was fairly tone deaf. She got directly asked in chat and she said "you'll have to ask my offline collabs" or something. Cant believe chief faggot xal let that fun get through

>>49046767
You've come a long way, friend

>>49046759
They're losing more and more hope as the hours pass them by.

>>49046714
>not only remembering rie exists but actively antiing her
just why?

>>49046923

Phase Chinchilla is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JgitlWJmdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JgitlWJmdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JgitlWJmdY

>>49046748
>>49046797
New Lumi bullying meta just dropped.

>>49046748
Lumi is required to push every girthy Phase Connect scented candle up a hole right before shipping. Price is $100. You buying?

>>49047059
>dog semen scented candles
I would

>>49046688
I want Rie to laugh at my average size cock

>>49046668
Other girls have acknowledged alongside her, addressing real life off collabs they've had and her reactions to it always feel natural.
She's not good enough at acting to keep that kayfabe that well all the time, and the other girls treat it as a matter of fact all the time even on their own they bring it up.
And it's consistent.

>>49047021

Stop vandalizing the OP! Gullible is not a Phase Friend!

AIRI IN CHINCHILLA CHAT

Goodnight /pcg/, I love Panko

Wemi LOVE!

>>49047233
goddammit I fell for it and it took me like 20 seconds to realize.
good one.

>>49047370
squeeb

>>49047324
Night pankophile!

>>49047233
Kek

Wemi~
Wemiria

>>49047399
It just isnt the same without you beeing here

PIPPA LOVE

>>49047486
Pippa is the best GFE.

>>49047398
Love this nephilm like you wouldn’t believe

>>49047514
Shes so cute when she denies it.

I hope Airi is doing ok, I don't think any graduation other than my oshi would hit me harder
She's such a sweet girl and tries her best to be upbeat even when things aren't going her way, it hurts to see life keep shitting on someone so undeserving of it

It's been three years since Lumi last streamed.

>>49047486
>>49047514
>>49047535
she knows what she's doing

>>49047182
Wonder if they're as big as the model.

>>49047182
doesn't mean shit until visual evidence

>>49047553
Its great.

>>49047309
>she finally caught up to Airi's message now
>big scream when realize
god she's cute

>>49047545
Niceposting. Yeah I feel you, I've grown to really like her

>>49046379
>>49046596
Lumi is not flat. For all we know, she's average, which in US context means C. Who cares anyways? It's clear that the one who stands out is Airi.

>>49047564
The other girls have said that they can be used as pillows bearing in mind that if you have girlfriend and she's flat, her tits will still be your pillows

Someone post the one from last night its the cutest one yet.

What did he mean by this

>>49047711
Vietnamese people are roaches, of course.

>>49047553

>>49047711
its a mystery

>>49047711
pippa turkish confirmed

>>49047674
Double paizuri with Airi and Lumi!

>>49047674
Yeah, she's not ashamed of them or shy, but she doesn't act like a girl with big tits. And according to some she has said they are C on stream, which is relatively big for a slim girl but still within the average.
That really seems the most likely for her.

>>49047676
and Yuri said she's here to stay

>>49047505
Seeing how big of a Yugioh fan Shiina is has been really tempting me to start watching her more often.

I am parasocial for Pippa Pipkin

>>49047505
I forgot that she has a Yugioh bank card; previous message was confusing.

>>49047674
>>49047800
>>49047818
Double heartbeat asmr with lumi and airi

Honestly, Lia should kiss her mom.

>>49047324
Goodnight Pankophile

>>49047847
Watch her collab with Nova where Nova teaches her Master Duel. I think you might like it.
>>49047892
I was a bit confused as well as were >>49044605
>>49044831 it seems like.

>>49047910
Shiina does heartbeat ASMR often. You should join her membership

>>49047913
no she has important things to do (like gatcha),i'll do it for her

>>49047818
Good point, shes confirmed she is a size 0 so real skinny. Any medium tits or bigger look huge when thin

>>49047545
She's great, and underrated.

>>49047420
>>49047929
Oyasumi

This is gonna be a shit show right?

>>49047964
Ooh, I'll give that a watch then.

https://twitter.com/h2osakana/status/1655818741731725313
Fishman called the vietnamese roaches

>>49047564
>>49047676
The models are probably based on the girls' characteristics, although a bit exaggerated. For example, Shiina is flat, and her model reflects that (although she has said that Cookie-mom is Airi-sized). Uruka said she slept on top of Airi's chest, so yes, Airi is big.

>>49048099
Wow she even got @UCg7sW-h1PUowdiR5K4HlBew to watch it with her!

>>49047991
Stop making me horny for the yellow maiden

Lia is sad. Send her a maro to cheer her up.

>>49048180
I'm pretty sold on Airi having huge tits, but wonder what body type they're attached to...

>>49048208
>My hate for Rie is unbridled! She is single handedly holding Phase Connect back from greatness! She's literally the crab in the crab bucket dragging everyone else down. She is the cancer that needs to be cut out in order for the host to survive! I don't know how else to put it but... Rie hate, Rie graduate!
Send her this copypasta anon!

>>49048099
I'm predicting at most it'll be a severe case of cringekino.
but with combining airi's airheadedness with lia's raw unbridled autism, I'm willing to entertain the idea that it could be better.
100% chance of Airi not knowing something or some reference and then Lia """teaching""" her in arguably the worst ways possible, which will be fun to watch.

>>49048170
based

>>49048208
I'm glad she called in on Airi's stream tonight. Two sad girls faking it for chat

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>49048208
brb im going to rapepost

>>49048180
it's more the other way around i think, sakana has the models created in advance then finds people he think would fit them best. that's the way most corpos do it anyways.

Airi...

>>49047847
>>49047964
>>49048129
Oh, you weren't aware of Shiina lore. She used to be a competitive Yugioh player, as mentioned by her numerous times on stream.

>>49048301
This is old tho, Airi might know more about it.

>>49048099
> UCg7sW-h1PUowdiR5K4HlBew
New phase friend?

>>49048099
Holy fuck that takes me way too long back. Don't tell me they're doing a Keit-Ai watchalong next.

>>49048208
Should I send her one telling her not to worry about all the other jellyfish art?

>>49048170
KEK

>>49048401
I think that makes sense.
It's not that much of a stretch to say that sakana has up to gen4 or maybe gen5 worth of models available, and once he has his pick of who auditioned locked in, he essentially shows off their designs like a magician fanning a deck of cards for a spectator to choose one, and once they've decided he commissions another gen's worth to fill in the gap in his reserve.
But that's a terrible rrat tbdesu. Doesn't explain why it takes so long for streamers to get their reference sheets, unless it's a 150IQ play to make it seem like the models were made more recently.

>>49047021
The wave always gets me

>>49048551

>>49048401
>Custom
Pippa, Tenma, Iori, Gentoo, Lumi (all iterations)
>Pregen
Ashelia
>Unknown
Nasa, Michiru, Uruka
>Gen3
Pregen, may be getting redone as another full custom gen.

I'm glad my stuff finally started shipping, my gacha boxes should be next

UCg7sW-h1PUowdiR5K4HlBew love!

>>49048627
>>49048401
Wrong
>>49048704
Correct

>>49048601
yes because lia is the purest of maidens and was shocked by it

Pips

>>49047971
Eh, not my kinda chick.

>>49048671
Aww yesss chillaposting

>>49047991
>>49047818
>>49048199
Imagine Lumi after a few kids.

>>49048704
I was about to say this but the rosebud was ahead of me.
But yeah.
I think the likes of Remi and Airi are amazing stuff, best case scenarios, truly takeing vtubing to the next level when the model and character seem to match so damn perfectly and it bring the best of the vtuber and a new dimension to the way they can be enjoyed.
Pippa we know is taller irl than her character but it still works so perfectly.
Some cases like Uruka are fine, it's a very average character for a low profile girl that looks average too.
I hope we get good stuff on Gen 3 but I already fear it won't be as good as Gen 1/2

>>49047818
>but she doesn't act like a girl with big tits.
i urge you not to use vtubers as a yardstick of what a 'girl' acts like

>>49048876
Wonder if she'd be one of those hardbodied chicks that bounces back real quick... prob not tho.

another day without michiru's giggles

>>49048942
>but I already fear it won't be as good as Gen 1/2
I feel you're gonna be right. They'll have to either dig deep into different animal themes or do over the top proportions to set them apart

>>49049022
She won't have time, based on how she's talked about breeding.

>>49049022
She would have a month after each kid before going back to bouncing on my dick daily

>>49049104
suffering

>>49048704
Nasa had a huge amount of input on her model according to pippa and the art book

>>49048401
Shiina has mentioned many times that she was supposed to be a swan; Sakana approved the idea but then he forgot about it, and a new concept was made, and that's how she ended being a "star woman".

In the case of Gen1, I do think they had some models around, but in the case of Gen2, it seems they were created from scratch, as the entire generation looks more consistent. This is the reason it took them a while to debut, and there's the meme that they were in the basement (hired) for months without actually streaming.

In fact, for Gen1 it sounds like there were no predefined models either. Pippa has mentioned that Pippa's and Tenma's models were created from a concept that they were supposed to be antagonists (rabbit vs. fox), inspired by some Japanese story. So when they joined in 2021, they didn't have an assigned model. There was some existing concept art; Pippa was supposed to be a purple cat but the model was never made. She also mentioned that Muumi's concept was supposed to be used by a talent but eventually it wasn't used.

>that's the way most corpos do it anyways.
I don't think this is the way it is done in Phase.

>>49049283
Nasa's model is incredibly cute

i miss wemi and i don't think she's going to stream tomorrow.

>>49048170
Imagine seeing this on drama channels, talents having a yab, the fucking ceo is another

>>49048320
Lia did a great job with Airi tonight. She didn't try to take over and was a good listener/contributor

>>49049324
Ashelia was premade according to Pippa as the fish tried to get her to use that model.

>>49048170
thank you sakana, very cool

>>49049324
Yeah muumi was supposed to be tenma's model at first

>>49048180
>>49048268
Probably Airi also has hips and thighs to balance it out.

>>49049477
is sakana the most autistic man alive or just using an ai for tweets

>>49049104
>>49049180
She's giving us time to recover after edging for 5 hours during that library boss

>>49049556
yeah me

>>49048180
>Uruka said she slept on top of Airi's chest, so yes, Airi is big.
I need this in my life.

>>49049334
Her huge forehead and weird fleshy horns are a little off putting tho

>>49049346
Well she hasn’t put up her schedule. If she doesn’t I hope she uses this time to rest.

>>49048170
lmao
casually racist CEO

>>49049635
One of the reasons Pippa wants to off collab with Airi so bad. Pippa said when it comes to women she has yellow fever

>>49048170

>>49049723
All the best comfort women have massive boobs. Even straight women, and gay men love booba.

>>49049570
NO TIME TO REST
ONLY TIME TO EDGE

>>49048170
chinese momento

>>49046379
>>49047674
see
>>49047818
>she has said they are C on stream
C+
>relatively big for a slim girl
Isn't cup size already relative?

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1655832000555614210
Pippa

>>49048942
>Pippa we know is taller irl than her character
Bruh, this is obvious. Or do you actually think real Tenma is 4 pineapples tall? Pippa herself has said it many times, "Vtubers are half the size of normal humans"; she's obviously referring to loli-type models which are typically under 5 feet tall, like herself. Judging by her long toes, real life Pippa may be on the taller side (for women), like 5'7" (but still with no discernible upper body strength).

>>49049723
I can see her saying something along those lines, just casually admitting she likes Asian girls.

>>49049918
Well I mean for slim girls B is often quite common C is kinda bigger but for a thicker girl C is not that unusual.

>>49049937
Aren't the expensive brands the actual knock offs?

>>49049937
>pippa washed her teeth
i..is that the power of 2d men?

>>49049877
Edge anon knows what’s up

>>49049937
>She's using mouthwash now
WTF. I'm convinced a skinwalker is puppeting Pippa.

>>49048770
Death Road to Canada?

>>49050001
>>49050010
Do you not watch Pippa? She constantly and consistently said she brushes and cleans her teeth and has for a long time.

>>49050062
it was a joke but i can't blame you for defending the pippa

>>49050116
I will always defend the Pippa but this is mainly because we have a ton of newfags that end up saying really dumb shit in non joking ways. Also my autism.

>>49049960
>do you actually think real Tenma is 4 pineapples tall?
on one hand obviously not, no.
on the other, japanese girls or even girls with partial JP blood can be TINY, not 4 pineapples, granted, but still really fucking short.
honestly part of the few reasons I believe pippa is obviously taller than she is are how none of her stories about childhood line up with a person growing up with a growth deficiency or something.

>>49050062
>she brushes and cleans her teeth
Tooth. She cleans her tooth.

>>49049993
I meant a big girl can have B and a small girl can have B but the B's aren't the same size. Like a 7 foot amazonian can have B tits but her tits are going to be bigger than a 5 foot tall girl's B tits.

>>49050213
Sorry. My mistake won't happen again.

>>49049960
Pippa looked tall and kinda lanky in the famous doxx pic, but relativity could be off

/vt/ - Virtual YouTubers?

>>49050194
understandable
>>49050255
the famous pic of a random russian brony?

>>49050302
Wrong board.

>>49048942
>Some cases like Uruka are fine, it's a very average character for a low profile girl that looks average too.
Uruka's model fits her quite well. Derpy voice, derpy smile, for a nerdy and quiet girl. Despite that, the model is detailed and music oriented so it fits her well. Also the model is surprisingly sexy (midriff, skirt, legs), which is a bit contrasting with Uruka's personality but she still pulls it off.

>I hope we get good stuff on Gen 3 but I already fear it won't be as good as Gen 1/2
Gen1 models are all over the place with no consistency; Pippa's face is very expressive but she can't do anything else with her body. Meanwhile Gen2's were clearly designed to have many expressions and toggles from scratch.

I would be surprised if Gen3 isn't as good as Gen2 was. Why would they drop the ball that hard?

>>49050228
Ok yeah more height=more mass=more chest flesh
But also more body fat=fatter girl=USUALLY bigger breasts too

>>49050255
She said she was as tall as her Bismark model which is a 1:150 and depending on which model and how it was measured can be anywhere from 5'5ish to 5'8ish

Will you guys be competing in Shiina's baking competition?

>>49050459
I'm making wontons.

>>49050459
Rinmama should compete

>>49046275
There's something about Wander that hits differently when you wake up at 3 after passing out on a couch

>>49050459
What baking competition?

>>49050459
ill compete by cumming into a paper towel and calling it my submission

>>49050583
Have any of these happened? Not even trying to Anti, I just can never catch Lia streams.

>>49050459
nah
i do want to join in panko's desktop sharing tho

>>49050602
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/1655662990304358400

https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1655832905187487745
Pon-wife trying her best! Pon love!

>>49050656
I think the sfw/nsfw skeb happened

>>49050656
yes and a lot more is in progress,it took forever for *cough* reasons but she delivers

>>49050369
>Pippa can't do anything else with her body
not true, she do a lean

>>49048704
>>49049283
>>49049334
Yes, Nasa's model is quite unique. It stands out among all Vtuber models from other companies, and indies.

>>49049652
They are not fleshy horns, they are hardened skin; she cute!

>>49050730
She's going to graduate

>>49050452
I think I understand. I wonder since Lumi is a very slim at least according to her shadow/diet and works out/exercises she might be a D- if she ever gets to normal+ weight.

>>49049652
>>49050771
both wrong!

>>49050779
whywhywhywhywhy

>>49050779

>>49050505
you don't bake wontons retard

>>49050730
Aiwi...

>>49049022
Yes, she would.

https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/1655802133634228224
I don't get it

>>49050912
You ever eat at olive garden?

>>49050938
how do you go from working as a "tech lead" to olive garden?

>>49049477
>>49049556
I love when the Fish shitposts.

>>49050912
>you ever smell romano cheese? the most unwashed toes mixed with ass kind of smell
Pipptoes...

>>49050679
Tempted to enter, but I don't want to end up eating an entire batch of cookies by myself in a day or two.

>>49050980
What makes you think she worked the jobs in that order?

>>49050817
w-what’s that in her mouth…

>>49051072
give them to your neighbors

>>49050779
I didnt give a shit about Yuri leaving but I'd be genuinely sad if Airi called quit

>>49050834
I mean
You CAN bake wontons
but they're not exactly a "baked good" to be put forth in a baking competition.

>>49051072
I'm probably just going to make a small batch myself.

>>49051099
Then why quit a normal high paying tech job to become the funni 2D waifu on the internet?

>>49050765
>she do a lean

Shes literally me. MMOs have ruined the left side of my body.

>>49051104
Me.

>>49051104
part of the bountiful harvest

>>49051140
I'll spoonfeed you if you say please she's talked about it multiple times and the information is easily available through clips on you tube.

>>49051104
my cock (I have a condition)

>>49051199
sorry about your cock, bro

>>49051140
funny 2d waifu is unironically a way better gig if you can succeed at it and vested your shit from the tech job first

>>49050679
A hand crafted scarf by meemaw....tempting.
But I don't know how to bake cookies.

Are we friends Pippa?

>>49051140
do your reps

>>49051278
No. You're my customers.

>>49049960
>>49050204
Bro, if you grow up in the US, and barring a serious illness like spina bifida, there's no way you will have "growth deficiency". Food is cheap, even poor people are huge and fat because food stamp cover essential products like Coca Cola and Doritos.

>>49051140
open wide

it was a high stress high pressure job and fucked her health because she's a mentally and physically fragile tiny asian woman

>>49050459
ooh that'll be a good excuse for me to make a mess in the kitchen again this week.
Glad she's enforcing a theme, otherwise I would have submitted a pic of the choc-chip banana bread I made a day or so ago.
Glad I don't have to make a twitter for it, the google form means I can use one of my burners.

>>49051278
No. We're siblings an-non.

>>49051325
I would like to purchase 1 sex please

>>49051342
>a high stress high pressure job
and vtubing isn't? you literally live and die by the numbers

>>49051278
no anon, we are family

>>49050980
I've been in several companies where they just blatantly tell you something along the lines of
>you will never move up from this position because we're giving it to jamal
>but jamal cant even spell his own name and he doesn't speak fluent english
>yeah but he's black so we have to
or worse been part of a merger where they tell you almost the exact same thing
>we're firing about half the current staff and bringing in our own people
>so you basically will never move up from this spot or get a raise ever and the second you leave we'll fill your spot with one of our own guys
>cant I sue you for firing me without probably cause?
>we'll say we're restructuring, and with half the workforce being fired no one will suspect foul play
and you soon realize you probably could go work at somewhere like Olive Garden and get a higher pay than you are now with less hours and less stress

>>49051425
>>49051352
Yeah, that should be enough.

I miss the Peepa

>>49049993
That's why the average size in the US is C, because there's a lot of fat chicks with D's, E's, and beyond.

>>49051408
>you literally live and die by the numbers
anon, you're describing any job that isn't hard physical labor, essentially.
and even THEN.

>>49051428
This. For this reason a lot of people I know went from white collars to agriculture and are far more happy for doing so.

>>49051252
You can just follow a recipe and change some flavors. I think she's mainly judging based on presentation/documentation and your description since she obviously can't taste them

>>49051278
More than friends!

>>49049937
>>49050001
>>49050010
Pippa has been cleaning her teeth for a while. Her more disgusting stories of not brushing, mold, and vomit are from 2020 and earlier. Her biggest issue with hygiene is that she doesn't shower consistently (daily).

>>49051278
I thought we were married?

>>49051547
Big corpos are absolutely horrible. I've only ever worked for smaller family run businesses and it feels a little more safe... unless the boss's kid suddenly needs a job

>>49051707
If you're married you should be friends already

>>49051278
You can be friends but she is my wife(soon)

>>49050679
You think she'll accept a small assortment of cookies?
I kind of want to show off.

>>49051669
yes anon,another anon has already fact-checked out obvious jokes

>>49051741
Oh then what >>49051588 said

Wait how did Pippa lose her teeth if she does brush them?

>>49051990
*chugs a can of monster*
no idea
*opens a can of coke to wash it down*
must be
*eats like shit*
the fluoride

>>49051990
...

>>49051737
>i've never been in one but i know they're shit
No they're great. You only have to be on decent terms with your immediate superior so they give a good reference when you leave and you don't have to pretend to be friends with anyone, just do your work and leave.

>>49051990
reps now

>>49051990
She had talked about this on stream before. She went through a neet depression phase where she didn't care enough to brush them because in her own words, she would die before they would become a problem.

>>49051990
her abusive boyfriend(me) got a little too rough with her a couple times. she had it comin'.

>>49050980
>>49051099
>>49051140
>>49051408
Vtubing is more rewarding; you play games, you sing, and you talk shit with other people. Even if it's a bit stressful, it's not that bad.

>>49052107
also you can start by doing the bare minimum and keep it at that well knowing the company doesn't give two shits, as long as you do as you are told and you aren't late you are not going to be fired.
There is always some one else to pick up the slack

>>49052107
That's nice to hear something positive. I only go off of what my wife and friends tell me for corporates

Panc where?

oh hey phase friend mori calliope played Rimworld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpKBZkrCEnA

>>49046354
See it on the bright side, there is more time for UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU posting:

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>49051547
Agriculture is being eaten up by big farming, though.

>>49052321
Oh the lap dance is so much better when the Lumi is cryin'

>>49051990
She brushes them now; she didn't in the past. She still has issues from that time that need to be fixed.

I sleep.
Pippa LOVE!

Panc?

>>49052321
Oi ya got a loicense for dat fauna uuu edit?

>>49052435
Goodnight Capipi

>>49052496
Did the artist for the Fauna uuu edit get a loicense for her Touhou manga edit?

>>49052487
Yes?

>>49052302
I suppose it depends on where you work and what field you're in as to whether or not you have a positive experience. Most people at my office do just what that anon said and pretty much spend all day watching hulu on their phones. Of course it's near impossible to hire people who aren't saying outrageous shit like
>I'm fresh out of college, never worked a day in my life, and I want 100k starting as well as full remote
so we kind of just have to make do.

>>49052435
Sleep tight capipi

>>49050012
Yep. Even got her a little daki of her husbando.

I want to make an event where she shows up at Yall-Marts as an NPC, but I that's going to take a bit of coding to do.

>>49052692
Excellent work! Bonus points for it being on my favorite game

>>49052692
Need an Uncle Sam event. Never let Pippa live down dreaming about Jetstream Sam giving her a smooch in her dream while also being her uncle.

Panko poster are still the cutest posters of /pcg/ and I don't know how they managed to do it

https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1655850428431765504
>Hime jong
n-no...

Tits this, tits that. Tits are fine, but ass is forever. Enjoy, don't say I don't love yeh.

>>49052794
Asses are the most aesthetically pleasant part of the body but I would never participate in anal intercourse, assjobs on the other hand are 10/10

>>49051990
PSA: you are not immune to caries just because you brush your teeth. You should regularly go to the dentist for check ups because once you start to feel pain it's too late, the damage has already spread to the root of your tooth and now requires extensive work to get fixed.

Also, Pippa's bad teeth come from years of vomiting, drinking nothing but soda, not brushing them and never going to the dentist(she still doesn't).

>>49052792
Everyone in phase getting time with the comfort woman

>>49052794
LORD…

>>49052794
Asses are the most aesthetically pleasant part of the body and I would always participate in anal intercourse, assjobs on the other hand are mid.

>>49052792
>just when I was about to schedulepost I need to update
Fuck you Hime

>>49052321
I have UUUUUUUUUU posted 79 times already, if I make it to 100 my trust levels are going to go down.

>>49052895
>>49052842

Fight fight fight!

>>49052794
Too big, this is flat ass connect

>>49052856
and if you get your roots completely infected just remove the teeth in question, few pains are as annoying to deal compared to getting all of your molars completely infected and being unable to even sleep or breath from the pain
>t.anon with all of his molars infected

>>49052789
Thanks. Y-you too..

>>49052792
I'm starting to feel like the jong posters caused some of these streams.

>>49052949
he can fuck my butt if he wants but he has to let me hot dog his ass

>>49052794

I wonder how long until Uruka checks her erotic art tag, and sees this.

>>49052997
im not a panko poster but I love every single one of you because you all are so cute and funny and make me smile

>>49053010

Winner!

>>49049937
I am so proud.

Protip for Tenma fans: if you are looking to gain muscle (you know why) i recommend the book "strength training anatomy 4th edition"

>>49052612
where?

>>49052974
Just like our resident piece of plywood Lia! I bet it would hurt if you laid on her chest it's so flat!

>>49052794
AYOOOOOO

>>49053082
You don't need to read a book nigga it's not that complex

Bros? I think Airi may have fat fucking tits...

>>49053082
Fuck that, all you need to know is EAT BIG TO GET BIG

>>49053082
bro I need to get bigger muscles not bigger brain, what the hell are you even recommending

>>49053100
>>49053082
Nerds getting into bodybuilding and trying to min-max shit was the worst thing that could have happened

>>49053100
knowing muscle anatomy and how to target certain muscles is important for sculpting the perfect physique.

>>49052789
It's all thanks to pankos cuteness herself

Why Pippa became depressed neet at that time?

>>49053108
and they get in the way of her day to day activities

>>49052794
finally a gentleman of culture

I hope there is an AX meet and greet and I get to tell Pippa how much her streams make me happy. And to give headpats.

>>49053145
the book is like 80% pictures to explain shit, you dont need to be smart to look at a bodybuilding book

>Not even a Temna fan but have perfect body type for her
>Pippa would hate me

>>49053252
im getting into strength training despite being a Pippa fan, i dont need her to like me i just need to be able to overpower her until she does

>>49053158
they aren't fat tits if they don't
that's literally the bar

>>49053158
I want to help the pon get a nice quiet job that doesn't treat her like shit...

>>49052794
This is a white thread.

>>49053286
That was my plan. But having the body of someone who would normally not have trouble pulling girls is harsh when you have some serious trauma its almost like you are broken

>>49053191
>giving pippa headpats IRL

airi, jesus christ, enough. we get it, you feel bad you can't stream as much as you want. the downer apology spam on twitter is not having the effect you think it is. it's depressing as fuck.

>>49053323
Shut up, chudley. We would have thrown your ass out months ago if that were the case.

>>49053351
It's fine she can give me paizuri to make up for it

All times EDT / UTC / JST

13:00 / 17:00 / 02:00 - Panko DMC5
YT Link TBD

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Tenma zatsu (might start earlier to make room for OneShot)
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina DMC3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IR_wOQmIdA

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Amanda the Adventurer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtgVFDtFC5g

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Airi/Lia Nyan Neko Sugar Girls watchalong

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime Idol Showdown
YT Link TBD
https://www.twitch.tv/chisakaairi

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

ass and tits are ok
but really it's the hip to waist ratio that does it for me
incidentally panko has the best one in phase connect

Ah I fucked up the link position, will fix next thread.

>>49053421
it's good, truly, but no

>>49053421
for me its hip to waist to shoulder ratio, I don't like manly shoulders

ass,tits and hip to waist ratio are ok
but really it's the innocence to corruptability ratio that does it for me
incidentally Uruka has the best one in phase connect

>>49053323

I am White. I got that BGC.

>>49053351
She probably feels like people are angry at her for constantly having to reschedule for a later time or just outright cancel streams.

>>49053415
Why is Airi's twitch link under the Hime Idol Showdown section?!!

>>49053495
>>49053451

>>49053421
nothing beats beautiful eyes but we are pretending to be cavemen for femanon's sake

>>49053252
>>49053286
As long as you aren't comically huge you should be fine.

>>49053523
Well....

>>49053485
i mean, there's always somebody angry about something, i think at some point addressing your mistake is enough and you need to move on. she's just creating another problem by bringing the mood down. i promise people don't want to feel as bad as she does. the constant groveling about her schedule at work, her car, work, her health, work, her family's health, work, and so on would go down much easier if she just addressed it once. the baggage wasn't on the tin.

>>49053421
One of the first things I notice is full thick clean hair on her head. I dont think I could ever date a thin hair hoe no matter how good her tits were

I just love women. Thank you women for existing!

>>49053606
i could if she "owned" it, which there are plenty of ways. having enough shame to wear hats but not so much you draw attention to it is powerful. also bald + wigs is borderline cosplay and i'm down for that.

>>49053573
post gains

stupid whore

>>49052794

I would spread those cheeks, and stick my nose so far up that ass, you'd have to get a mining crew to dig me out.

>>49053847
>whore

>>49053854
rock and stone, brother

>>49053108
You might be right. We ought to launch an official investigation into this.

>>49052794
That hand mark. Mine

>>49053896
show hand and cock to verify your identity

>>49053854

>>49053896

Nigga, I drew it, it's mine.

[Anon News!] I really can't stand Rie. I hope she graduates soon or I'm gonna have to drop my oshi's Pippa and Wemi!

>>49053896
PLEASE MARRY ME RINMAMA

>>49054076
>oshis
Whore

Honestly Yuri should enroll and phase in.

>>49053858
>haha don't be dumb chat the pc is gonna be fine, I don't need to pack the card separate
>doesn't bother plugging it in to check function until streaming day
>whoops uhh longer vacation I guess? lol
she needs correction so fucking badly. its driving me insane

[Other Anon News!] I can now stand hime since she's jonging and won't have to drop deerotic

>>49054076
>oshi's Pippa and Wemi
Fucking whore skank. I hope you graduate life.

>>49054136

How weirded out would you guys be, if Nano joined PC?

>>49054136
Anon, you can't do that!

>>49054167
That would be the funniest shit ever and definitely an industry first.

>>49054167
I would unironically start supporting fishman and buying the coffee

>>49054076
that's superduper cool of you

>>49054167
We would be the laughing stock of the board, but it would be worth it.

>>49054076
i chuckled/10

>>49054167
Hear me out:
>Nano joins Invaders 3
>Yuri also gets revived in Invaders 1

>>49054243
>it would be worth it.
I'm sure it would be worth to have someone that never streams and has a small audience

>>49053920
Oh you’d like that huh liker?

>>49054277
double the streams! wow!

>>49054167
it broke new ground

>>49054306
2 x 0 is still 0, anon...

>>49054291
I'm not sure what you are talking about.

>>49054284
I don't give a shit about her streams, the resulting shitposting would be great.

>>49054167
>Fishman wasn't the sad girl insane asylum orderly all along
>he was actually just another patient posing as a staff member
Kino.

>>49051428
This, plus the normal corporate shit of having to deal with the most retarded upper management possible.
>hey so uh we want to change to this system and integrate this new program
>what do you mean it's overpriced, barely works, and has massive security issues? my buddy said it was fine
>you guys aren't giving it your best this should be implemented already in under a week
And then when nothing works right and you have brand new gaping security issues because you're using a piece of shit program that you rushed to push you and your team are at fault. Doesn't matter anyway, they'll make you train Mr. Patel to replace you before they begin the cycle of replacing their H1A workers every few years.
The American tech industry can eat a cock it's a massive bloated bubble propped up by speculative VC funds AKA gambling, and drugs. Almost every company from billion dollar international to new start up is fucked to its core. Funniest shit to me is that programmers don't realize they'll very soon find themselves replaced not even by Indians but by AI. You think you're safe, but you're not. Make your money while you can and either become management yourself or gtfo.

Has Hime revealed her jong powerlevel, is she any good?

New Thread:

>>49054710
>>49054710
>>49054710

No Bump?

Bump

Give me one sec

>>49053920
https://files.catbox.moe/vjry8y.jpg