/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

snuffy love

i miss this bitch so much bros

this one will be okay.

DID MOUSE UNPACK HER VR SETUP? I HOPE SHE PLAYS WITH CONNOR! HER STREAMS WITH CONNOR ARE SO GOOD! SHE'S HOOKING UP HER CONSOLES! WILL SHE PLAY WITH CONNOR? OH DID YOU SEE CONNOR IS IN CHAT?!

I love them so much

young jackie chan was pretty cool

shut the fuck up

How mindbroken are you people? He's literally on a streaming break and said like one thing in her chat today. This is the definition of rent free, go back to seething on your holothread.

holy fuck that fall
>>49030619
It won't

>>49030654
Yeah! I do wish for Bubi VR tho
Glad to see you interested on good streams

How many Vshojo skins will be on Smite? What is your bet, anon?

>>49030886
4
>Mouse, Froot, Zen and Kson

Please sister... I beg you, forgive them. It must be really hard sit around waiting for streams and all you have is clips from a begone era.

Man idk what it is about Honkai but I am loving it just as much as Silver and Mouse. Stopped playing genshin outside of dailies

>>49030886
3-4 based on them releasing 1 per day and the 11th is the reveal.

>>49030921
WHY WONT SHE STREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

So Vshojo should be tweeting out a new IQ chapter in about and hour and 10 minutes or so.

>>49031058
yeah...

one more hour till IQ's new chapter bros

>>49030403
Vshojo and friends, in order from most to least pubic hair:
>Haruka
>Nyanners
>Zentreya (Dragon)
>Nazuna
>Hime
>Kson
>Snuffy
>Froot
>Silvervale
>Vei
>Melody
>Zentreya (Robot)
>Ironmouse

>>49031120
Pubes are disgusting.

>>49031120
Snuffy is smooth down below.

>and friends
>silver
lol

>>49030886
I can tell you who won't have a skin

Which girl do you think has the highest female audience split?

>>49031238

>>49031052
"soon"
surely she will not delay her debut again

>>49031214
Silver supercedes all rules and is always on topic forever and always.

>>49031238
I mean these things don't happen overnight. I'm not saying she's going to have one and if she does it'll be awkward, but they were probably in the works a while back.

Unless Vei and Silver were confirmed a long time ago. Because I think Nyan's more likely to "accidentally" be in than either of them.

>>49031238
skill issue

>>49031291
i don't know sister.

>>49031238
oof

>>49031291
probably mouse since shes collabed with luxiem and otv+ the most

>>49031296
Why are Mousefags so fucking rude?

>>49031337
it was know for months already. Mouse even pull out her lore video that was supposed to be show in her anniversary stream.

>>49031337
if it does happen then gurun needs to have better timing with getting those contracts signed kek

Horrible announcement in 1 minute

>>49030925
If kson gets one this might actually be the first moba I play
Assuming it can run on Linux...

Sex Rat

>>49031120
Must be a pretty big power gap between Zen1 and Nazuna.

positive announcement or chapter 3 in one hour

>>49031515
I do assume it based on the fact that Kson was trying the game before, and Zen said there was something interesting tomorrow, and it would make sense considering Zen having 7 huge things on May. This would be the second

>>49031120
It's common knowledge that Kson regularly shaves
Do your reps m8

>>49031120
I remembered this post detailing the amount of pubes everyone has in terms of lore. >>44337758

>>49031622
>Kson was trying the game
Source?

The pubic hair anon is unironically saving this thread

>>49031426

>>49031716
According to some anon, I should add

>>49031797
Nevermind, I'm confusing things Mouse was trying some game. Bah, I give up, anyway that's my bet, fuck you, give me a kiss

the thing with smite is that this shit is around for years... I can only imagine how terrible it must be to start it now. I had an account i made because TB was shilling it years ago

>>49031912
It's a multiplayer moba anon I assume all the new shit they add is balance and skins not limited time only characters so starting now is probably mostly as easy as starting then

>>49031745
its hypnotic

>>49031912
I played it years ago until my account got randomly fucking reset one day. Tempted to see if I can recover it now.

Look at my cute delinquent wife

>>49032534
No.

>>49032534
very cute

>>49031716
her steam

>aethel sees that Dominic Monaghan goes into his gym
>manages to have the courage to talk to him after seeing him a few times
>"yo, you are dominic?"
>"yeah"
>"you cool" *fistbumps him*
>aethel hasn't seen him in his gym since
kek

>>49032805
what?

>>49031120
How does Mousey have less pubes than a robot?

>>49032805
I'd like to imagine he was a nyan gosling and recognized aethel's voice, and that's the reason he stopped going there

>>49032729
Screenshot?

>>49032998
She's very thorough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg0Bo4ZMN8o

>>49033358

>>49032729
Eh I mean it's possible, but it could also be a case of wanting to play it because the other VShojos are in it. That's based on nothing but it's very likely that there's 4-5 of them in the game because they could reveal a final person the day of the Smite stream

>>49032729
>we have Kson steam stalkers now

chapter 3 in 26 minutes

>>49033625
my assumption was that she was just checking it out because there's fellow vshojos in it

>>49033609
Tanks

>>49033694
>now

Why did mousefags kill the thread?

>>49034269
whores

>>49034269
I miss them so much bros...

ROG just replied to Mouse's tweet about monitor recommendations damn she might have been able to free monitors.

>>49034476
They should have reached out to Silver.

>>49034476
Mouse act quick you can probably get a sponsor with them

Did fucking ASUS just slide into Mouse's DMs after seeing her tweet about her monitors? kek
https://twitter.com/ASUS_ROGNA/status/1655763872987447301

>>49033510
Wonder if the doctor saw her bear ass.

any reason vei hasn’t streamed? it’s been like a month now

>>49034700
Moving to America, Preparing for a new model debut, Laziness, WoW, etc

>>49034631
>go on about your LG 4k monitors and how great they are
>somehow get the opportunity for an ROG sponsorship
>>49034700
Waiting for her indie redebut. Also bullied.

>>49034476
>>49034617
>>49034631
do it mouse. become The Architect

>>49034476
They were too late lmao

>>49034700
Because she's a lazy bitch that doesn't care about streaming

>>49034700
she doesn't have to

10 minutes until part 3

Chernobyl level disaster in 10 minutes

>>49034700

Something happens to one of the girls (including Vei, Silver and Nyan) in 10 mins
Good? Bad? We'll never know

>>49035204
Nyan is pregnant

Vei lost to Classic WoW incels KEK. Literally getting pressed by 30+ years old grown ass man.

I doubt we'll get something bad

Did Mouse say if she'll stream early or not tomorrow?

>>49035293
bro still gloating about the cringe chat message he sent
ICANT

>>49035293
Vei getting mating pressed by 30 year old men.....

Hey silver, what do you think about kyu-chan? AIII KYUUUU

>>49035204
>>49035160

5 minutes until episode 3

>>49035382
No one cares, mousefag.

>>49035375
>more to cum
what did mel mean by this?

>>49035293
hi lizzy

>>49035382
she did not

>>49035293
stfu she has legitimate reasons to be worried. soda's the retard who thought living at an easy target was a good idea.

>>49035382
She didn’t have a time

1 more minute until part 3

>>49035680
Ok

1 minute till impact
>>49035680
gave

chapter 3
https://twitter.com/VShojo/status/1655769565610278912?s=20

>part 3 is not up
NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>49035473
It's a clue about the new member
cuz you know who else likes cum?
Gura

>>49034269

Layna's making a cute Mel sculpt. She doesn't do these kinds of streams often so it reminded me of how good she is at 3D modeling.

>>49035801
what the FUCK WHY DIDN'T IT SHOW UP ON MY TIMELINE I DIDN'T SEE IT UNTIL MEL FAVED IT. Wow the longest so far at 3 minutes long.

CUTE OUTFIT

>Not a cunny model
See, 100% not Pika

>>49031120
You just know Haruka's got a green carpet up to her belly button.

she grew up
she is now my wife.
kyu-chan love

Ai Kyu desing is so cute i love her already

Closeup on the face

Sakura blossoms...

Cute detail here even though the Twitter upload is low res. She's got a STREAMING FOR DUMMIES book on the top of her bookshelf because that's a very recognizable book cover layout and there's a Twitch + Youtube icon there

>>49036048
damn, did they actually hire someone brand new?

>>49036111
Whore.

>>49036111
i love me some tired bitches

full design

>>49036216
BOOBA

>>49036048
eh still seems flat chested enough

>>49036210
what's a nigga gonna do? she's vshojo, she's gotta look the part.

>>49036203
Home grown talent. Let's see if she takes the model when doesn't renew the contract.

>>49036216
My wife is so cute

>aethel starts playing Q remastered around the time chapter 3 is released
What a coincidence kek

>>49036048
I dunno anon, she looking kinda flat. >>49036216

>>49036216
WHORE

Back and front reveal.

>>49036216
This is most likely her actual design but it's probably not the art style her model will be. It's a nice preview though.

>>49036216
cute!

>>49036283
>when doesn't renew
good job eslchan

Why does she live in a nuclear power plant?

>>49036283
all vshojos retain their ip, hime and froot are also "home-grown" tourist-chan

>this account is followed by Hime, Mel, Mouse Highgai and Gunrun

>>49036378
Streaming on both?

>>49036216
looks cute

>>49036596
Nazuna also owns her own IP

>>49035799
>>49036022
>>49036111
>>49036216
>Triangles in her hair
Yep, it's Deltuna 100%

I hope gunrun realizes how much hype and how happy it makes the fans to have new members and starts hiring nore than once a year, it also seems people on twitter at least are more positive towards vshojo with this stuff, i see a lot of holo and nijifags in the quotes

>>49036725
and (unlike most people think) all of the girls decided their design, Nazuna was based on a poll on soap cat

>>49036744
are clearly squares

>>49036744
>clearly squares
>ItS DelUTayA
Fucking retard

>>49036744
>>49036800
Those are definitely squares

SODA DIED ON HIS HARDCORE RUN AND CRIED LIKE A BITCH DURING THEIR MEETING AND NOW HE'S LIVE DUO LEVELING WITH VEI AGAIN GOD WHEN WILL THIS WORLD OF WARCRAFT AUTISM END

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZISY0XFrro Youtube upload went up way faster this time. It's been funny readin the comments. A lot of people seemed to think it was Mel's backstory and honestly the idea is kinda cool. If Melware was based on a real person and she was this super genius who was experimented on and had her consciousness digitized. And then there's this fucking idiot lol

>>49036889
>WHEN WILL THIS WORLD OF WARCRAFT AUTISM END
never. wow autism stays with you for life
t. wow autist since 2008

>>49036889
WHO THE FUCK IS SODA?

What are the object on the board? Ramen? A hotdog? A pink doughnut? don't think it don't say it, don't think it don't say it What are the other two?

>>49036859
>Squares
Holy shit they got Hatsune Miku

why are there low-iqs in the replies and quote retweets saying this could be an ai vtuber

>>49036889
that motherfucker can't multitask
after he died offstream I thought they wouldn't play anymore, but they are going to start again

>>49036216
SLUT

>>49036898
I'm not surprised people think she's Mel related. She similar to Mel in a couple ways.

>>49036889
>deleted
kek

>>49036859
It's her rebrand. She's a fish now. This is what she found when she searched for food and it transformed her.

>>49036898
that's a long time weirdo from kson's chat

>>49036957
Looking at the Youtube upload at 1080p and advancing 1 frame at a time since it slightly zooms in before changing shots it looks like the item under the bowl of ramen is maybe a burger? Maybe sushi with salmon roe on top. No idea what the hot pink thing on the right is, but on the far left, and I legitimately can not fucking believe I'm saying this, but I'm like 90% sure that's a pink donut

So, is this a JP member or an EN member?

>>49037233
>>49036957
>American Foods
>Japanese Foods
I know that Kson already said she's bilingual, but that's probably a hint that she's halfu

>>49037287
bilingual jp member

>>49037287
JP

>>49037287
yes

>otk people got to hear Vei babytalking Soda after he died on his HC character
God..... it should have been me.......

>>49037287
One thing's for sure, it is not Pikamee. I'm willing to bet more that this is Akari.

>>49037233
Yeah, doughnut, ramen, sushi, and hamburger is what I see too. I bet they're all her favorite foods.

>>49037336
Therapy

>>49037381
Akari wasn't bilingual

>>49036216
Short silvery twintails...
She's /in/

>>49037402
>sushi
Sushidog is fucking /in/

>>49037381
>One thing's for sure, it is not Pikamee
And how are you so sure of that?

Anons it's clearly Rushia right?

>>49037506
Meds, that anata wasn't her

>>49037381
How are you so sure anon?

>>49037233
>>49037402
>mfw Pikamee's entry on the vtuber wiki

>>49037381
I don't remember Akari being very good in English though... When did Kson say they were billingual, by the way? I haven't seen that yet.

Who cares who it even is? This company is going bankrupt by the end of the year anyway

>>49037312
Yeah. Also donuts specifically were a Pika thing for a while before she started her Reeses arc.

>>49037549
OH SHIT

>>49037549
Ok, we secured the kettle

>>49037582
Silver focus on the stream

>>49037451
anon.. i think you're colorblind

>>49037381
only one who doesn't follow twitter will come to such wrong decision

>>49037451
>silver
anon...

>>49037549
>Purple
I actually didn't know that. Huh.

>>49037648
I am. What color are they?

>>49037549
Begin panicking.

really digging the design, any chances they'll do the full reveal tomorrow or are we thinking they're gonna tease another member right after

Alright, Kettlebros
What's the gist on Pikamee? What kind of sickness does she have?
>>49037732
Purple

>>49037732
It's a light purple. I'm sorry for you colorblindness

>>49036751
They can't recruit more for EN if the mean girl clique doesn't approve

>>49036957
>>49037233
>>49037549
IQ-chan confirmed for wanting to eat Mouse's pink donut.

>>49037780
You are asking the important questions. Katawa VShojo must be maintained so what kind of crippling mental or physical disabilities does Pikamee have?

>>49037732
Basically the same shade of purple as AiCandii, which is why a lot of people also thought it might've been her at first
>>49037780
She's retarded

>>49037582
VShojoEN is dead
VShojoJP, however, can still be saved

>>49037753
I hope they have a few more members lined up. We don't constantly need new members but what was the point of auditions if we only got one person out of it?

>>49037780
>>49037892
crippling social anxiety, as in actually crippling and not "she doesn't really like going out"

>>49037780
>What kind of sickness does she have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oL5qf3mwu8

>>49037549
Yea it's definitely Pikamee

>>49037892
well for starters im pretty sure all of them have some sort of depression

>one of Mouse's special vr chat guests is going to be Kyu

>>49037948
>She's retarded
Fantastic! She'll fit right in!

we almost had vei on stream with a mask

>>49037892
Pikamee started going to the gym last year after she nearly collapsed and died trying to do a five minute walk to the grocery store. Her first day working out she had to call her mom to come pick her up because she was literally too tired to move, she passed out in the car and woke up in her bed. Before that she also had to take an extended break due to her neck being all fucked up.

>>49038000
agreed but it does give me hope that the JP management promised at least 5, though who knows how long their reveals will take, just praying we get a new EN ourselves

>>49037780
>>49038029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhL7FicQokU

>>49038029
She watched Japan Sinks and thought that could actually happened

>>49038000
I think after this long it's safe to assume anyone added was asked long after auditions ended. It's been over a year since we heard anything. Agree we definitely need more though. That was what I thought even before those 3 left.

>>49037973
Not when every single Vtuber corpo blacklists them over kson going around poaching members.

>>49038000
nice numbers
I believe we might get her this month, and considering there's still two months until AX, it's possible that we get one member one month
>>49038029
>>49038017
Good enough, we need one with a mental sickness since Silver left. We need one that has a tommy hort problem and one who doesn't have an organ.

>>49038097

>>49037780
crippling social anxiety and loli addiction

>>49038241
At this point why would any large EN indie vtuber join vshojo? There is no point, and those 3 losses have made it look less appealing

>>49038254
seethe more

>>49038344
Who said large?

the seething catalog shitters are here~!

>>49038017
>crippling social anxiety, as in actually crippling and not "she doesn't really like going out"
Yeah, this is the big one. To this day she's never met up with Kson IRL even though she considers Kson her best friend/big sister because she's too nervous about it. She's afraid to talk to cashiers and she'd ask chat for ideas what she could talk about with her personal trainer without sounding like a weirdo.

>>49038470
i cant save her...

>>49038423
Holy sex

>>49038254
Yeah, Gyari was seething so hard about Kson poaching Pika from him that he did a collab with her and the rest of VOMS like a week ago.

>>49038423
oh mama

>>49038423
Love this guy's work
Is there a NSFW version?

>>49038553
I wish kson and tomoshika had a one on one stream

The board is gonna go fucking nuclear if it's actually Pika kek

>>49036677
I was spying on the VOMS thread, didn't catched that
yeah, hopefully they don't pull something dumb like with Nazuna and they allow her to stream
GOD PLEASE RELEASE NAZUNA OF TWITCH

I just want to see what'll happen when Ai Kyu inevitably collabs with her former pals at VOMS with no prior contact

>>49038698
Yeah, patreon

>>49038773
can't wait kek

>>49038773
start making bingo cards now boys
center square is "I'LL NEVER FORGIVE KSON"

>>49038773
*readies my lube*

>>49038773
I feel like I'm one of the few people that enjoy the chaos
Kson and Nazuna joining was fun as fuck

>>49037549
I'm just waiting for her to drop that first "dayo!" and everyone claps.

Lets not jump to any conclusions yet. Sure, it worked in july but this thread was shit at it in december.

>>49038886
"PIKAMEE WHY DID YOU JOIN THE TRAITORS"

>>49035293

>>49039020
>IT'S GEEGA
>NO IT'S ONIGIRI
from one fucking red herring glove, amazing

>>49038773
bring it on
at this point, /vsj+/ regulars have been psychologically conditioned to get aroused by the holofags and nijifags invading and shitting up the place

>>49038886
You know what's funny, is that they were BEGGING that Kson made a org by herself, as stupid as it sounds, that's VShojoJP if we believe that the next streamers might be a group from her. Which, would actually make a lot of sense, VShojo started by Melody nepotism, it's only fair that her friend pre-Coco days WOULD do the same, they just hate the name VShojo, despite knowing that JP it's fully controlled by other parties

>>49039020
id take that over the constant vei and silver postings, at least it would be funny to see the tourists shitting and crying

>>49038969
The chaos is legitimately fun when it's for something positive for us lol. It's a very self righteous sort of chaos where it doesn't matter how much catalog raiders seethe, it won't change the good thing that happened lmao

>>49038773
Twitter will be worse

>>49039092
its true im almost cumming at the thought

>>49037402
The ramen+sushi and donut+hamburger are clear references to her being half Japanese and half fat. Pikamee is /in/ boys.

>>49039235
>half fat
Surely that can be addressed before debut?

>>49038773
It's going to be so funny. People who were swearing by blood that Pika wouldn't join vshojo, and for that to not only happen but this quickly like it was planned many months ago might make people shit themselves.

bros, i can't stop loving vei

>>49038886
I think I actually will lol

>>49039376
Meds and therapy

>>49038886
>I'LL NEVER FORGIVE KSON"

By next year, VShojoJP is going to be
>Nazuna
>Kson
>Ai Kyu (Pikamee)
>(Mirai Akari)
>(Uto)
>(Memori Ciena)
>(Haachama)

>>49039592
>(Uto)
Anon...

>>49039592
Sounds like an actually solid lineup ngl

>>49039592
Literally nothing would make the board melt down harder than the last one. Uto I'm pretty sure is dead and gone forever though and you've gotta stop coping about Memori Ciena.

>>49039753
>(vtuber)
means previous life

>>49038886
"NEPOTISM HIRE"

>>49039376
lost to 30 year old WoW incels

>>49039790
to be honest I just made the list from most possible to less possible to join kek

>>49039592
idc how unlikely it is to happen but im manifesting hard for that last one

>>49038886
something something froot and silver something hogwarts

>>49039376
Lost to this lmao

I'm not reading /vsj+/ and you all understand that. Can you spoonfeed me the latest teasers? Is there speculation about the number of new members? Are there any key dates?

https://twitter.com/greatodoggo/status/1655775393331179522?s=61&t=80ooB7axQR66FHZHlq-uow
Sex

>>49038886
>accidentally says name or catchphrase from previous life

>>49040070
Teaser 1: There's a genius girl with 999 IQ being experimented on in a facility
Teaser 2: She escapes the facility and finds an abandoned lab
Teaser 3: Tired and dying she decides she's going to not give up and makes the lab into a home. Reveal of what the actual design is >>49036378

It's a new JP member who's bilingual and is Pikamee No dates yet but given that they're dripfeeding this with 1 video per day we'll probably get that within the next day or two since it seems like it's reaching a reasonable stopping point

>>49040152

dayo~

>>49039592
>haachama
anon you want to start pogrom? Because that how you start one... But yeah she would be nice here.

>>49040070
https://youtu.be/OvYY1X248eM
https://youtu.be/7Xc06yLKy6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZISY0XFrro

>As detailed by Kson, the member is bilingual
>JP dubbed videos
>here's the design >>49036216
>small teasers >>49036957 (JP and American food) >>49036677 (streaming on maybe YT and TW)
>>49037549

>>49040203
sou

>>49040152
Otsupika!

alright anons now that its all but confirmed to be kettle, who's on your wishlist for the next member? be as delusional as you want

>>49040152
if this whore don't say dayo~ soon i will explode....

>>49040265
Nyanners

>>49040265
Senzawa

>>49040265
I don't know shit about her but I want it to be Mirai Akari. Just because it would be funny to me.

>>49040265
pink cat

I want Giri to cook with Ai Kyu and treat it like it's her first time.

>>49040337
The seething on that one would be eternal. Years from now, the Catalog would still be bitching about the great betrayal.

>>49040265

>>49038698
>>49038858
>tfw always prefer the non-explicit versions anyways
feels good being a softcore-chad

>>49040427
I think that shit would sent us straight to /trash/ and I'm not even joking on this one. What's worse, I would totally see Senzawa streaming more and longer to spite them
>>49040382
>>49040304
I dunno why it hurts

>>49040347
I think Akari is very likely, but probably she didn't get started months ago like Pikamee evidently did, so it'll be a little while. (She also disappeared from Social Media for like a month, which was grim, but she's back now)

>>49040304

>>49040417
man this collab was so fun... Because she didn't know shit about measurements. I miss her so much.

Why Pika would join company with Froot in it?

>>49040573
nice try funny guy, you aren't a new IP

>>49036363
You don't know if it's a whore or a JP virgin.

>>49040504
It's ok bro... at least pink cat isn't gone...

>>49040427
It would be beautiful

>>49040471
no....sayu anon grinded too hard in /lig/ for her to end up in another corpo....

>>49037492
Because Pikamee won't be back until Fall. That's what she said to kson

>>49040237
>>As detailed by Kson, the member is bilingual
Source on that? Which stream did she say this?

>>49036751
>holo and nijifags
The catalogue may not represent it very well but they're both (Holo and Niji more specifically) eating shit these days too. So anything remotely positive is probably nice to see.

>>49037866
>the mean girl clique
I'm pretty sure the two girl attention whore squad have fled to OTKer pastures. Where they can compete (poorly) with actual professional sex workers [picrel].

>>49038017
I remember her talking about having trouble even just going to the conbini and talking to the clerk

>>49040755
She said she was going to meet up with Kson IRL in Fall I'm pretty sure. Nothing about returning to streaming at that time. Especially not since mentioning you'd be coming back to life during a graduation would be strange.

>>49040755
It's more like Fall is when she'll feel adequately muscled up to meet Kson in person for the first time.

Can't wait till she speaks and it's revealed to be Bunny_gif doing a terrible Japanese accent that she drops after a week when she gets tired of putting in the work.

>>49040847
>I'm pretty sure the two girl attention whore squad have fled to OTKer pastures. Where they can compete (poorly) with actual professional sex workers [picrel].
Please seek therapy

>>49040929
>Bunny
>Not having huge tits
Nice try satan

why the fuck are people saying she's bilingual?

>>49040998
Because Kson said she was bilingual and is a JP member on stream since the first teaser came out while she was live

>>49040998
Kson said it on her last gumpla stream

>>49040844
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1813490349?t=00h30m52s

>>49041070
>>49041052
>>49041049
thanks

>>49040847
>Literally the only person to mention OTK in the thread
Why would you do this to us anon?

>>49040972
>Please seek a physical trainer

>>49040901
Yeah. Honestly I sympathize with Pika a lot, I was pretty much just as bad in my younger days, it's only a lifetime of soul crushing labor that's allowed me to pretend to be a normal person in public.

https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1655782134089383936
Zen has an announcement

>>49040265
There's an up and coming vtuber debuting a new model in May. She has white hair and is rumored to be dating Sodapoppin.

>>49041128
>dumbest come back in this thread

im still holding onto the coqui copium bros...

>Ai Kyu: I'm bi a lot of things and lingual ain't one of them

What Smite characters would Nyan, Silver, and Vei have been skins for?

>silverfags waiting for thilver to join mythic

>>49041435
I don't know any Smite heroes

>>49041435
nyan 100% baset lol;

>>49041492
Is silverfags in the room with us right now?

>>49041492
>asmon chats up silver to find out vshojo contract information
>poaches nyan and vei
>ghosts silver
imagine the mindbreak

>>49041435
Knowing absolutely nothing about the game whatsoever
Nyan - Bast literally the first God that's related to cats that came to mind
Silver - Amaterasu literally the first wolf-related God-ish person that came to mind
Vei - ??? shit no idea

>>49041574
yes, they refuse to leave and go to lig ma'am.

>>49041492
turns out companies don't want to hire backstabbers that shittalk their coworkers after they leave

>>49041605
... Too bad asmon is too dumb for it, unless...

>>49041417
Ai "HHH" Kyu

>>49041435
I want Nyan as Chuthulu

>>49041699
Yeah I'm sure that announcement is coming any day now...

>>49041719
would work... really would work to her. Welp too bad, good luck next time.

>>49040929
>those triangles
Holy shit it’s fucking delta it’s delutaya

>>49041700
>999 debut starts
>Cute background
>expect to hear a cute looping theme song
>Get this instead https://youtu.be/F_JF8oSxXtM

>>49040265
Of the three JP members, IQ is obviously Pika
I think #2 will be Akari
And #3 is a total wildcard, I have my own picks (Sushidog) but there's no way to tell

>>49041807
https://youtu.be/t1OiTkzzwRw

>>49041860
Yeah if there is a third one I'm pretty surepeople were saying that loutlot only mentioned that VShojo JP would get more people plural this year, and not necessarily 3 for 5 even though people are quoting 3 new members now then it'll probably have to be last because the other 2 have the element of surprise baked into their debuts. They can't bring their old identities over so they HAVE to be someone new, even if the person behind them is far from new.

>>49041807
"IT'S TIME TO STREAM THE GAAAAAAAME-UH!"

>>49041963
The claim was that VSJP would have 5 members by the end of the year which means 3 new members
But we're still waiting on the edited video of that stream, so...

>If it's Pika I get to see people seething about her joining Vshojo
>If it's not Pika I get to see people seething because their prediction was wrong
It's a win-win situation boys

>>49042069
There's like 2 people who would be mad it's pika

>>49042104
and then 200 falseflaggers

If it's actually Delta, then doesn't that prove the "veto" rrat wrong? There's no way Michael's cat would ever like that happen if she could stop it.

>>49042069
win-win for me... If it's pika i will be happy if it's not i can finally move on and let her rest.

>>49041963
>IIRC, he did specifically say he wanted to get the JP branch up to five people this year. There was kind of a vague implication that it wouldn't be all at once though.

>>49042148
nope just the same two samefags

>>49042153
is delta bilingual anon?

Pikamee will be a true test of who and who isn't a corporate bootlicker. Nobody can fucking hate Pikamee. Nobody.

>>49042153
not really, vetoing was something that would be audition specific, the cat joined after that was all over and dealt with

>>49042277
twitter apparently disagrees

>>49042277
For what it's worth the VOMS thread doesn't seem to have any negativity towards the possibility that this is Pikamee. At least from what I saw. I think they're just glad to have her back. Catalog will be seething though

>We've gotten more/will get more JP members than EN

>>49042394
jp girls > others anyway

>>49042394
Seriously what is the fuck is wrong the EN sides of things? Something ain't right there.

>>49042394
I dunno, I trust more the JP girls
Specially Pika, she’s unironically a good streamer, and not carried by her model or her company.

>>49042462
The options available to indies caught up. VShojo was too late to capitalize on it.

>>49042462
letting en's have public bf's is part of it

>>49042380
voms thread is amazing. They are super chill and friendly.

>>49042462
VShojo for JP standards is actually really a game changer, they aren’t following the whole idol shit and you can do it still. For us, it’s the norm so why go and have the opportunity to interact with some people the same way you could do with something like MSM and still pop off

>>49042590
kinda like this thread when people aren't spamming exshojo shit

https://youtu.be/WHf7oe80e8M
our IQ.

>>49042513
If they would have scraped the top layer of what is currently /lig/ during "the audition" they would have got just about everyone worth getting. But that would have been about another 10-20 streamers on the roster.

rather than a high ccv vtuber what EN actually needs is their own kson, business oriented type that's willing to go above and beyond to get shit done, make collabs happen and poach talents

>>49042745
yeah, me

>>49042708
Aethel is literally in this level
And having a mental breakdown

>>49042513
i do wonder if they were at the brink of courting bigger indies before mythic snatched them up and ruined their plans

I want to hate this white haired bitch so much but the sounds of her sweet laugh in this stream makes me fail to do so

>>49042832
LOL

>>49042745
So, Geega

>>49042709
In a perfect world, Gunrun would have said no to the audition proposal and started approaching people.

>>49034269
VShojo's NWO. Nyan is the third man, Hulk Hogan.

>>49042867
Just make sure you never hang around a mentally handicapped classroom then, you'll be as giddy as them.

>>49042881
never ever

>>49042380
Looked at their thread and lol someone linked probably a coincidence the sakura blossoms on Ai Kyu's wall to the images of Pikamee graduating. >>49039360

And then this poster didn't mention it but yeah. She does like donuts. >>49039486

>>49042899
I think it was more of a "that's what everyone else does for vtuber onboarding/hiring", but we see how that worked out. There would have been some real weird picks if it was done by that metric at that time though.

>>49042899
Whose retarded idea was it to do auditions in the first place? VShojo clearly wasn't ready/fit to do them.

>>49042910
Does that make SNIVS "The Kliq"?

>>49042910
>>49043078
Wrestling isn't real

>>49042825
bing bong fulcrum

>>49042910
Jesus. This metaphor is way too fucking good holy shit lmao.

>>49043099
meds

>>49043099
meds, now

>>49042899
>>49043059
All they had to do was pick a few of them and add them. There was plenty good options, it wasn't complicated but vshojo just fucked it up.

>>49043059
ohh... today is easy to see who is who from western vtubing scene.Not so much back there but yes, the auditions was a failure.

>>49042513
VShojo fucked up not trying to nab more EN indies quickly

>>49042745
>>49042881
>chat frequently with chuubas of all sizes
>not openly menhera
>not afraid to be blunt with her coworker/managers
>has used her own connections to get on the mailing list for several game companies when they want to sponsor streamers
Put her in Gunrun, her skills are needed

>>49042153
Wasn't the veto rrat exclusively for the founding members?

>>49043205
It's not a rrat. Vei said she had veto powers.

>>49043196
geega is never joining vshojo lol

>>49042981
leechega is good organizer

>>49043128
>WCW poached talents by offering ludicrous contracts to established names
>WCW is Mythic

>>49043205
Maybe Nazuna can be convinced to keep it profesh or they can kiss and make up behind the scenes over some hard drinking

>>49043231

>>49043231
Did she actually say exactly that or did she say something vague and this thread interpreted it that way?

>>49042867
Leave. I’ve seen you in /lig/. Stay there

>>49043205
It was never a rrat that the veto existed as it was confirmed on stream by multiple girls. The only rrats were people guessing who vetoed who.

>Vei vetoes Shylily and leaves
>Silver vetoes Snuffy and leaves
>Nyan vetoes Jerma and leaves
They destroyed VShojo.

>>49043284
wcw also failed hard

>>49043383
Not until they had 84 weeks of ratings dominance over the WWF. Buckle up anons we're in for a long one.

>>49043377
snuffy was never going to join
copium

>>49043259
I don't think there is much she would get out of Vshojo she couldn't do as an indie/part of MSM, so you're right. It's just fun to think about.

>>49043383
Ruppy is the Russo of this analogy

>>49043422
Wow one and a half whole years, wow that's such a long time.