/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>48940377
h-hayai!

If she loved me she would fly to my home and fart in my mouth.

>>48940450
Mio’s shit particles will never tickle the back of my throat… why live?

>>48940430
I love this fat clown and I hope you do too.

>>48940490

Lion Love!

>>48940450
God imagine Polka’s loud bassy farts from her fat ass
Guaranteed good ones from any hag if you give them kimchi or probiotic foods, can speak from experience

>>48940698
There's not a single day where I'm not thinking about her

>>48940855
Is there a diet plan that would make a hag really really gassy? In detail about what to eat when to eat portion sizes and what not? I want to hear Botan fart on stream, because it’d be cute and also I could mentally map her butthole and ass cheeks by the sound of her braps.

Hello ringofriends, what do you thinkg about hag sweat?

Will their mental health deteriorate faster the older they get?

>>48941516
Imagine they become so mentally retarded that they depend on you for everything

>>48941516
Depends on genetics, diet, sleeping habits and other stuff. Plus, you can't really run away from nature, all organs deteriorate with time.

>>48941730
I can't even take care of myself

Stealth /meat/, /ringo/ and /horny/

>>48940430
>>48940698
You know what they say, built for comfort not speed
More cushion for pushing

>>48941836
I would kill for her...

>>48941813
>stealth /horny/
Nah, that's just regular /hag/ doing it's thing.
Btw Lui is better now... Lui love worked!
https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1655299226803515392

>>48941433
Maybe breakfast burrito with extra beans
Chicken and broccoli for lunch (also good weight loss food)
Kimchi stew for dinner
For dessert if she’s lactose intolerant (which face it most asians are) ice cream, if she gets real gassy with milk add it to a meal for extra braps

https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1655271168038014978
Owari da...

>>48942106
it'll take more than a dream to get this hag down
>>48942384
you're late, i already made her feel better

Which hag would most exude NEET energy?
Like a Tomoko from Watamote level of degeneracy and anxiety

>>48942275
Alright, thanks,I’ll suggest it to her, I might even tell her to do some stretches on stream too.

>>48942483
When Ina becomes a hag later this year we’ll get tons of kimchi fart jokes

>>48941515
Yes

Remember /hag/chads, if you like squirting or making your hag squirt, then you’re a ringofag because that’s just clear pee

I want to marry this hag and impregnate her repeatedly

>>48942993
Me too. The more males she has pumping her full of seed the better chances of fertilising her eggs.

>>48942993
sorry bud, she's taken (by me)

>>48942993
https://rentry.org/kmfmq

>>48940855
Imagine fucking Polka and she suddenly does a loud bassy fart from her fat ass. She'd be embarrassed at first, but she quickly bursts out laughing with one of her hearty laughs. You laugh along with her, then you kiss her and continue fucking her.

>>48943194
I can't tell how this made me feel, it is both happy and sad in the best and worst ways

>>48943535
>you pound Polka’s asshole
>everytime she farts it sends vibrations down your dick

>>48943194
My god… That was so hot and sweet and made me tear up at the end. What a masterpiece.

>>48943194
Yeah, me.

>>48943194
The sad reality is this may end up being my life

>>48944129
Why sad?

>>48942919
It's not only urine, there's a minor amount of a second fluid, secreted from the Skeb's glands.

>>48944191
Still hot though
Nothing’s better thwn your hag waterboarding you with squirt

>>48942456
She was supposed to take care of herself in may. Did we fail her?

Drunken and loving seggs with Nina

Ok but Hag feet.

No TLs for Asamio... it's over.

>>48950287
all the more reason to do your reps anon, make your hagshi proud

Only two more months until Subaru is a hag and she’s already in poor health

She's sleepy today

>>48950461
that left breast pain? me

>>48950461
I really hope she’s okay.

>>48940430
too fat

>>48952649
more Polka for me

>>48950461
>Subaru’s oshi mark is an ambulance
Pochi 2.0

>>48954161
Sora’s friend is cute

>>48942384
I don't think Lui is doujoubu

>>48954862
I must save her...

Almost there

Some pixiv tags to help you /hag/chads or just your jp reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
老いの波=wrinkles (lit. “the wave of old age”)
体内時計=her clock is ticking
排卵日=prime day to concieve, peak ovulation
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊娠=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
老人妊娠=geriatric pregnancy (medical term for “high risk” pregnancy over age 35)
受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ=young boy with older woman
おばショタ=young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒=teacherxstudent
母子相姦=mother and child
親子丼=threesome with hagwife and daughter
授乳=breastfeeding
授乳手コキ=nursing handjob
逆ナン=hags preying on men
ナンパ=men hunting for hags
外人ハンター=hags who are into foreigners

>>48940377
>she loves you edition

R-Really?

>>48960085
Yes, our hagshis love us very much.

>>48940377
Are you sure it's (You) she loves?

She loves her husband more, but as her primary boyfriend, I'm not even mad

I hope every hag finds happiness even if it isn't with me. I will eternally seethe about it not being me but if they're happy that's the best outcome.

I hope that every hag finds happiness with me. I will be etednally happy about it being me they are with. I will name our children after you hagchads

hag love

Anyone remember in what # thread everyone posted hags with vehicles?

The fuck is Mio doing here

>>48967347
Game?
And can you fuck them without losing?

>>48967450
Don't worry about it. It's a terrible game anyway, not worth your time. Why not play something else for elites like Senran Kagura

>>48967347
Is this Marine’s jrpg she made?

>>48968180
What is it?

its crazy how cool this hag is

>>48962952
love talking with 2views cause they actually read your comments most of the time, makes you feel a bit more warm inside

>>48964596
Mind giving me a list with at least 5 possible names?

How do (You) want to die with your hag? Peacefully on the patio when you're 80? Heart attack after 38 hours of reproductive sex? As an act of love to finally convince her of her own self worth?

>>48982193
I imagine I'll probably die away from her unfortunately. I'll die during my work or some dumb bitch will run me over. I'd prefer to die old beside her if possible though. I don't want her to be sad if I pass unexpectedly

>>48982193
I just a live modest life with my hag until old age.

shizuka rin is one of the oldest hags period to be a vtuber. shes been over 40 years old the entire time she has been stream and has stream since early 2018. Now to be quite honest her streams wontbe super enjoyable to most people here unless you speak japanese at atleast an n3 level but at the very least everyone here should know her history since she is basically the first major hag to exist in vtubing

>>48986480
I use them as ASMR

>>48986218
Lua is a hag?

>>48986480
Her FFXIV streams are great, I haven't watched Shizurin regularly in over a year but I'm still very fond of her

4 hags in amongus collab tonight
https://youtu.be/onRDuQrg99U

>>48990240
HAG OFF

I want to be with a hag that dotes on me and lets me dote on her

Hanya!

Love!

>>48946120
i want nina to take my seed against my will

the day everything changed...

>>48994469
I didn't start watching chuubas until April 2021, but that must have really sucked.
Look at this smile, why would you want to hurt it?

>>48994469
They've been in permissions hell ever since...

>>48994469
>We finally get Holosummer back with conservative bikinis but Mio still has her videos purged

>>48987401
Yea. She must be at late 20 to early 30 according to her stories and taste
> She still dress a bit in gyaru fashion to feel young
> aware of the hag posting of her /here/ so she starts mixing up the date/age on her story to fuck people who try to figure out her age to throw them off

>>48997864
When will women learn there is nothing wrong with being old?

Lui has been feeling like shit lately. Lui love is needed!

>>48998367
I impregnate their dusty womb and give them a child to care for

>>48998367
That face Mio is making is really funny.

>>49000994
Got hard for a second, thumbnail looked like she was full nude

>>48994469
Remember to always archive your oshi's stuff and your oshi0s RM content. Nothing last forever
>>48997047
Holosummer is death forever. Cover got lazy and prefeer using the same Body Model for all members instead of making a total original outfit for each of them

>>49001604
It’s not entirely the same body model, Watame Korone and Noel have way bigger tits than the rest in swimsuits

>>49002136
Of course they'll make some small changes. Still they left Laplus have average tits despite her OG model being flat

>>49002747
Although the idea of La+ wearing pads in her bikini to make her look big is kinda hilarious and super in character for La+

>>49002136
I think for these event with mass produced costume, Cover does cut corners because the costumes are made for every members but only get used very briefly. Some body proportion does get reused.
Holofes idol costume is the same. The booba her Suisei's holofest costume is much bigger than her other standalone costume

>>49003374
I got whiplash for a moment and thought Suisei was a secret hag

>>49003426
No, but she is a hag hunter

>>49003426
The day Suisei becomes a hag is the day I move to Japan and spend all my effort into woo her and pump her full of cum everyday until exhaustion. I WILL save Japan's kids problem!

>>49002996
not according to the HoloX manga which the girls are directing

>>49003931
>t. Migo

Talking about the Holocaust, do you have THAT video about the reaction of /jp/? It was great

>>48940742
imagine the smell. Old woman farts are something else.

>>49006073
Anyone who says that the new NY outfit is just as good is lying to themselves. the side long hair fit her so well! Plus this one actually has wings

>>49006214
>New NY Outfit
It's just a hairstyle. The wings are there but they're unconfortably down with the hair

>>49006368
>The wings are there
It's missing structure though. Should've been something like this... Was it so difficult to do?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5373070

>>49006368
>>49006592 (me)
Mind you, she's still cute as hell but no, I'll never let go the downgrade this outfit received

>>49006368
LONG HAIR HATE
all hags look better with short/shoulder length hair. there is no exception

>>49006774
I love long hair, like Mio's but the artists usually don't find a way or style that fits the vtuber and doesn't looks just like a long hair wig

>>49006961
that doesn't make it look just like a long hair wig*

>>49003931
Suisei’s the same age as Okayu, you just gotta wait 4 more years

>>49006774
>there is no exception
Mio with short hair is pretty weird, also Fubuki

>>49007088
Mio with short hair is pretty erotic

>>49006774
I wish all hags had bobcuts.

>>49007152
>pretty erotic
That's the Queen of Hearts outfit working it's magic, she could be bald for all I care and still be erotic in that outfit

>>49007322
Same with Okayu and her cheshire cat outfit
If Korone got an alice in wonderland themed one I’d be diamonds

>>49007322
It's pretty erotic
>>49007497
>If Korone got an alice in wonderland themed one I'd be diamonds
Oh, anons I have news for you. The Wonderland Theme outfits are for the whole Gen. Mio debuted it early just because her was already made while the others were still in work

>>49007576
She's not even my oshi and I want to fuck her so bad in that!
>>49007027
Yeah, I'm getting old too though kek

>get zenloss'd by lava while searching for Netherite for her netherite beacon
>go offstream swim in a endless lava pool to get her stuff back
Kaela is pretty hardcore, huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH1RosdCqF4

>>49009358
The biggest cockblocker in the history of Hololive. Fuck you Taiga!

>>49009358
I want to put my entire face in Mio's mimi

>>48998916
I shall give Lui a child so she will feel needed. This is how we save our hags, by showing them the joy of having a family

>condom comes off because japanese condoms are extremely small
>catch it before anything happens
>curse under my breath because it's really annoying and i have to constantly pay attention
>she hears
>tells me it makes her sad when I don't want her to become pregnant
guys i think the memes broke my mind i unironically kinda want to do it now

>>49012915
What memes?!

>>49012915
memes?

>>49012915
>he thought haglust was a meme

The older Mio gets, the lest control she has over her bladder. How does this make you feel?

>>49012915

>>49013501

>>49012915
Haglust is no joke m8

>>49009982
>Mio's womb will soon lie barren. What are you going to do about it, Anon?

>>49012915
>a beautiful woman is nearing the end of her fertility window and is desperate for you to knock her up

What part of this was a meme to you, anon?

>>49014154
Well, from where I'm from people used to eat cats so you better start running, fat fuck!

what if a hag gently cuddled you on the porch on a cool rainy weekend

>>49014628
Is this a rethorical question?

>>49014628
This is the goal

>>49004039
bijinisu creampie

>>49016459
obviously

>>49022254
The fact that a sweet woman like Mio is not already a mother is an injustice.

>>49014154
How smug is that cat so smug?!

>>48950461
How many girls are becoming hags this year?

hello? my bug oshi recently passed the 30 year threshold, so i think she's a hag now...
if you'd like to get to know her, she's doing a marshmallow reading stream tonight https://www.twitch.tv/pickychannel

>>49026328
I want to know. I've been away a while.

>>49026328
>>49031164
From Holo Subaru and Ina, if she ever comes back to streaming

>>49031226
Is Towa a hag yet?

>>49026328
>>49031164
Here’s the official list of who’s left to turn this year
Oozora Subaru (2 months)
Yuika Shiina (3 months)
Pomu Rainpuff (4 months)
Ninomae Ina’nis (4 months)
Yorumi Rena (7 months)
So far half of the JP holos are hags, none of the EN and two ID
Only two EN and one JP turn hags this year, this is the first time that Nijisanji will have more hags ripen than holos
If corporates stay relevant for 5-6 years more, over 80% of vtubers will be hags or near hag age
>>49031284
And for good measure here is the (in progress) hag list for next year in 2024
Usada Pekora
Yuzuki Choco
Tokoyami Towa
Umise Yotsuha

>>49032560
Holy fuck, hag Pomu might genuinely kill me.

>>49032560
>choco's not a hag yet
what? so all of the other girls are just acting like they're younger than her???

>>49033563
Wait till he learns there's over a dozen Holos older than Marine.

>>48942762
NEEDS to stop shaving

>>49032560
>Yorumi Rena (7 months)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FINALLY

>>49037310
>TABS streaming incoming
I can already feel all the Lion giggles

>>48982193
One of my goals is to live a fulfiling life with my future hagwife, have children, grandchildren and grow old together remembering all the good times we had.

We are gonna make it bros!

>>49032560
the new girl, Lana Shikami of prism, is turning 30 in August
it's not doxx she's just unusually open about her age

Keep the hag alive!!!!

>>49032560
Sana....

>>49014154
I'll keep fucking her until a divine miracle happens and my cum revives her barren womb.

A lot of hag streams today

The Streams for Today

Okayu and Lui building a building (heh) in MC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcOQaUmikA4 (Lui POV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmCakhu2w-c (Okayu POV)

Korone playing through an Ojisan's Life story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxdLPj-rWxc

Botan killing her sides on TABS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SvKZGkgVMA

FubuMio Minecraft probably going to help Okayu and Lui
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2n7DMXVEWc (Mio POV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4TZHIUYSzI (Foobs POV)

Flare Zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8qLWmauzH0

Sora playing Holocure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmwNWjYab8E

Polka showing us her new Hairstyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLKC9IdHMCk

Marine being Marine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQBB3vCTjKA

Iofi doing her fighting reps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qb3PUTBBNs

Kaela, aka Netherite Hag, playing some League of Legends spin-off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggy1X4VtGao

Watame playing Minecraft until who know what hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOCcZ4qB0Ds

Botan is wheezing hard

ENTER

Board is fast, I'm scared

>>49062967
Not the first time Board is fast due to EN's retardation, we'll survive

my haglust is reaching unsustainable levels.

>>49063120
Same, I need to bend Koyo over and impregnate her from behind

>>49063020
>EN's retardation
Is this the fauna thing? I swear /vt/ has highschool girls level of gossip. My God!

>>49063573
Not just that. But the Niji's making only 2% of their profits. Which the Fauna shit is seen as a deflection thread.
But yea /vt/ wishes so hard they were high school girls.

>>49063573
>>49063660
It's a board about E-Celebs. Of course /vt/ is going to talk about whatever retarded shit they've done now.

Check my wife new accesory

>>49063718
Needs to be tighter for a good headset mic. Seems like it's floating way too far out to be against her head even if its implying the 4 ear mount.

My oshi just got the same hairstyle that her RM have. She even has the same red glasses.
Kneel to her /hag/

>>49064164
My OL wife

>>49064164
Short hair just doesn't do it for me and I never can figure out why

>>49065353
Tbf, Most girls that do short hair in the west is because they want to look like Men, so unless you meet some beautiful ladies with short hair before they went pozzed or you consumed a lot of short haired anime girls, you're not gonna like it a lot.
I love all kind of hairs

>>49065353
>>49065462
I love short hair, but I miss when pixies meant "punk/emo girl" and not "raging dyke". Bob chads still winning.

>>49064164
Unfortunately, this style just makes me think of entitled white women.

>>49066416
Good thing Polka is neither entitled or white!

seggs

>>49068148
with who, anon? answer carefully

>>49063893
I know that it's not but i will imagine that she is touching her early baby bump

>>49068442
Yeah me

>>49068838
How did you get an internet connection in there son?

>>49068297
when is Unou a hag again? because whenever that is, that will be my answer
NTA but Marine

>>49063718
>whatever retarded shit they've done now.
Maybe if it was big or entertaining I might see the point but 90% of the time it's just nothingburgers

>>49069419
It's a nothingburger this time but it'll get spammed for all eternity, same as the other nothingburgers. All dramafags should perish.

Short hair polka is making me feel some things

>>49070328
It's those eyes anon. With short hair they stand out even more!

>>49070491
You may be up to something here

>>49070524
I know

>>49066416
Rent free.

Just wanted to share this face Botan made for a split second today.

>>49071986
Hot

>>49071986
What they don’t know is I’m eating her out right there

>>49070524
She looks just like my aunt...

>>49075850
Are we discovering something here anon...?
Please don't answer that come to think of it

>>48943194
I do not know how to feel.

>>49032560
>Yuzuki Choco
What the fuck? I thought she was only like 27,a girl just coming to terms with the fact she was now a cake. Is she actually 29?
Towa shocked me too. Holy fuck I think I'm losing track of time.

>>48982193
mutually assured destruction

>>49077012
I'm more shocked about Towa. I was sure she was early 20s. Apparently we're the same age.

>>49078870
Are there hag SSRBs?

>>49079022
If there are any I'll make sure I impregnate them

>>49079022
We know at least SSRB had mini SSRBs recently...

https://hag.420699.xyz/
Foobs here

>>49080817
Foobs ended, now Watamelon

Elderly women?

>>49084282
How much elderly?

>>49080817
Love that my meme is still circling around /hag/
Someone should post that to 5ch but with JP text
Maybe Fubuki would like it

>>49085007
Would.

>>49078870
Yes reporting in

I WANT HER TO FUCKING RAPE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49090395
same

>>49090395
I WANT HER TO FUCKING MARRY ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49090808
The weak must fear the strong

>>49091625
GIWTWM

Hag Slumber Party

>>49091625
God damn i wish that were me

>>49094987
Hag on hag sexual violence.

>>49095146

>>49095208
Maybe not that much violence.

>>49095366
It's ok, Watame is a tough hag

>>49095425
>more plasters on botan than watame
wew

>>49095592

>>49095627

>>49064164
She wants to groom viewers into finding OLs attractive IRL

>>49097497
>into

>>49095425
i have never seen a more GIWTWM picture in my life

Cat tits.

This hag clown can't be this cute

>>49103000
Oh yes she can!

Glasses are really versatile

hags with bad eyesight

No hag streaming for another 7 hours...

>>49110756
>Owari da...

>>49109340

>>49093938
18 OLD WOMEN AT /HAG/ RANCH
BIG HARD GAIJIN HEARTS
WANTING TO BE LOVED
18 OLD WOMEN WANTING TO BE FUCKED

>>49102554
Kitty's kitties

Hag love...

>>49012915
>he's on the fence about the very dream we all strive for day after day
are you serious anon

See you in the next thread lads

last for bo

Hags for this feel?
https://files.catbox.moe/ob3vpl.webm

Haglust.

I CARE FOR HAGS
I LOVE HAGS
I LUST FOR HAGS