/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>4864395
buy towa

Sell coco buy ayame

>>4864395
what happens when a vtuber graduates? does the coin die?

>>4864554
They collab with Civia

>>4864554
SELL

>>4864554
We're about to find out.
Assuming Cover keeps to their word and her channel stays up forever, it'll still get views, but subs will nosedive because there will be no new content to track. If Cover ever unprivates videos it could see a spike in views, but otherwise it will downturn heavily for a while and stabilize. In theory.

>>4864635
Cover has indicated that none of her content will de deleted and that the other girls are allowed to talk about her after the graduation.

I got the feeling all rrats being thrown around are just drama, and the reasons for her graduations are more mundane that we expect.

>>4865190
I mean, logically speaking, even WITHOUT all of the Taiwan bullshit this would be a good time to retire. Coco originally stated she applied to Hololive as management, and recently spoke about how she'd have to quit being a vtuber to go into management. Way I see it, events are like this:
>Coco is tired of being scared of chink-shaped shadows
>Seems to have most of her financial affairs in order and probably has a huge stack of savings.
>She graduates and silently becomes management
>Streams as her roommate to alleviate fears of Kiryukai and to supplement her managerial income
>Zhangs lose steam since they were really only harassing her and streams related to her
Most of the rrats are probably just drama-stoking, like you said. She's literally at the top of the world with a target on her back, and vtubers won't last forever. She's quitting while she's ahead, and that's admirable.

>>4864395
imagine using my shit paint OP, based

Don't buy Towa

>>4864517
can i be cfo of sex if i do

>>4865190
All the rrats being thrown around are just their own personal hatred for China. They're disregarding everything about Coco and just eating up narratives that has the chinks on it because that's more convenient.
I honestly they doubt they watch Coco in the first place to know about her idea restrictions/suffering

>>4865973
Hey, you made one, and it still fits.

>>4866038
I honestly doubt*
I'm a letard

>>4865886
My personal headcanon is that she was being creatively stifled by management. Coco had been shackled by management since before the Taiwan incident and she started phoning it in long before her suspension, so I imagine this, combined with the spam, several months of doing pretty much nothing but unarchived karaokes, Reddit meme reviews, and the obligatory gameplay since, with a no-no collab rule as a cherry on top, she just said, "Fuck it, I'm done." The chink spam spilling to others is the second reason.

wow nene is really keeping my net stable

>>4866098
This is really more understandable than the baseless chink rrats

>>4865886
>Zhangs lose steam since they were really only harassing her and streams related to her
god you have to be the dumbest person in the world to believe this.

>>4866098
Say it with me now
BLACK COMPANY

SOON

>>4866159
Not him but sadly I believe they wont stop. If everyone was acting smug the time Cover didn't graduate Haachama and Coco on the spot, they're surely are acting smug right now that Cover agreed to let go of the girl they're constantly spamming.

>>4866159
I don't habeeb it, but let me have this tiny delusion in this time of painful reality.

>>4866201

niggers arent famous for business anon

>go to bed with 0 gura, 0 holo and 0 coco
>wake up with 40 gura, 40 holo, 40 coco
my body is ready for the coming days

>>4866056
Still needs steeper lines, Coco is going into uncharted territory, shit is wild.

I went from 60th to 50th but only gained 4%, what happened?

>>4866642
If you were heavily invested in Coco/Kanata and NOT heavily invested in Gura/Holo, you came out ahead of anybody that was the opposite.

>>4866098
>>4865886
I sincerely feel it is something along those lines with the content restrictions being the main factor.
I don't blame cover though, they wouldn't tie their most profitable talent's hands for the sake of it, most probable the projects / topics Coco wanted to do weren't in line with what Cover as a brand wanted and were not willing to budge.

>>4866642
Everyone sold shares of other holos to buy more coco.

The only thing I haven't sold today is oshi, literally everything else has gone in the bin to buy THE STUFF. And oshi.

>>4866038
But the harassment is real, can't you see that?

>>4867173
>Vääntelehtija
Voi vittu saatana!

>>4866425
So you're botting then?

>>4867274
Doesn't entirely mean that Cover fired her because they chose the chinks, which is everyone spouting off. Like what >>4866098 and >>4867041 said, it's most likely because of content restrictions.
They should have fired her as soon as possible if they wanted the chink audience. At this point they're both getting backlash from western and the chinks. They're on minus right now.

>>4867379
i used an auto clicker to buy shit while i slept like everyone else. if you consider that botting

>>4864395
>buying anything other than AKI
Cringe, Coco is a bubble, can't wait before it pops and we see pink fields in /vt/

>>4867274
Yeah, it's absolutely real fuck the chinks, but in practice the sporadic spam that made it through the filters isn't enough to provoke this. Her stream, collabs and chat worked fine and she is obviously enormously popular, and Coco is more experienced than that to quit now because of that.

>>4867511
Honk, this guy right there

>>4867280
Sorry snowniggerbro, there's just a finn who makes a lot of suisei content and I steal it, I'm a bong.

>>4867476
The rrat is that Cover fired Coco to appease the Chinks? That makes no sense. I could understand her quitting because of it, which I don't think she did, but Cover firing her? If something they are the biggest losers her.

>>4867558
t. poor.
Coco is going to 20k you still have a chance to not be retarded, but that's on you.

>>4867558
ogey

>>4867690
Exactly. Everyone's believing the narukami rrat. It is mainly because it contains a rrat about the chinks that they are eager to believe it.
As long as they can hate the bugs more even if it means not seeing the real problem or answer, I guess.

>>4867690
>Cover fires Coco to appease the chinks
>They lost a huge amount of money from Coco
>Chinks feels like they suddenly have the power
>SPAM MORE MEMBERS THEY DONT LIKE
Cover is honestly stupid if they kicked her for them

Personally, as long as Fubuking stays at Hololive, I'll believe it wasn't that bad behind the scenes. Buy Friend coins!

>>4867661
>I'm a bong
I just lost Coco and the brother i never knew I had on the very same day

I'm actually so fed up of posting COVER job listings. There is a sub-1% chance Coco isn't moving into management. This is what she originally applied for and she's had to endure years of bugs and faggotry, this is her dream job. As I mentioned before, she's going to do a mad WWE style return stream as Cocoma in a few months and it's going to be amazing. Honk, we don't have options yet but I'm putting 1m down on principle, the return doesn't matter, I'm right.

>>4867476
>>4866098
>>4865886
all of this are a part. Can't do your slightly non family-friendly content, your colleagues have to suffer under chink spam you indirectly caused (and management won't handle correctly) and you're for long not allowed to collab with EN for whatever fucking reason, even when you fit the bill much better than everyone else in JP. It's a combination of factors, to what degree is rrats and depending on what cover does we'll either see or we won't.

>>4868096
>Ame doing some stream about something
>Tech issues keep happening
>Suddenly the feed cuts
>"IT WAS ME, AME. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG."
>"I AM THE EN CURSE, AND YOU ALL BOUGHT IT."
>"MY ROOMMATE BOUGHT IT, THE KIRYUKAI BOUGHT IT. PAPA DRAGON EVEN BOUGHT IT."
I think we've been watching too much HoloFightZ, anon.

>>4868096
Man I really doubt it, at least not on Cover.
With my experience working on big companies, even if there is an opening for a job you are qualified they will not take you if the overall change is worse for the company, even if it's good for you individually.
And Coco's graduation fucked a lot of stuff.

>>4868258
That would be fucking amazing, but I don't see that happening.

>>4868258
This weeks meme review guest is Ame, you're trying to post rrats but they're TRUE.

>>4868884
If you retards missed it, Coco posted this herself, she's going hard on the "forbidden" content while she can.

>>4866159
It wont happen until chrome or firefox completely removes extensions like they've been threatening to for years. These are just greasyfork script that are running the spambots.

>>4868208
I'm not worried about the rrats, im worried about the girls getting affected like they did with Gen5. I'm also worried about the ONE rrat that the anti's will latch onto and act smugly over in "victory".

>>4864395
and I bought 25 diva and idol coins hoping it'll soar when they do karaoke collab with dragon...

>Coco at 15k
THIS is Podracing.

I STILL HAVE LIQUID I DON'T WANT TO CLICK ANYMORE

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>4876460
why does nasfaq have the same numbers as poi

what did Shion do?

>>4867690
You're thinking like a Western company would.
Eastern companies don't fire you, they make your life hell, they don't let you do anything, they put obstacles in your way.

So that at the end of the day you want to quit yourself.

>>4877044
This, it is notoriously difficult to get fired proper in japan

>>4877044
But they fired the entirety of HoloCN? They were properly fired... right? Or is this a separate situation altogether?

>>4877207
They were not fired, but rather disassociated from Hololive.

They became independent

>>4877044
Maybe it's the Westerner inside me but at that point why even try anymore? Just go to work, do the bare minimum, toe the line, and start stealing office supplies to supplement your house. Unpaid overtime would be a deal breaker though.

>>4877378
Funny, that's exactly what /vt/ speculates Ayame (and Shion to some extent?) to be doing.

>>4877378
>bringing shame to your family by leaving before your boss
Do westerners really?

>>4877014
Doesn't have enough passive sub gains to make up for the mass unsubscribe that has been sweeping Hololive all day. I'd wager most of the channels are going to crab or dive in the next few days.

Coco +50k subs. Oh god it's happening...20k to the moon

So, when do we sell Coco?

>>4878405
never

>>4878405
Some say they'll sell after graduation.
But if you're willing enough to make a tribute, never sell Coco.

Wonder what Cocos divvies will be like, worth holding for? Surely not. Not at her current price?

I might buy some Coco coins for fun, but this whole event with Coco's departure feels like a downward slippery slope for Cover. I have a feeling they will recover from this ordeal and become even more successful overtime. Perhaps they might become a monopoly on Vtubers overtime. But at the same time they might end up like Kizuna Ai's situation, corpo suits screw everything up and it ends up killing the golden goose.

I'll keep buying into Hololive, Coco and my Oshi's coin in the meantime.

>>4879429
I'm honestly only buying hololive for the dividends. I think it's around 0.5 for holo?

>>4879775
buy the dip, hold for div, sell after hologra, repeat each week

>>4879775
>>4879429
Coco is going to moon to a price it can't come back down by selling itself, you're pretty much guaranteed to make a profit as long as you can sell off before the next adjustment cycle comes

Coco's current shares in circulation are 2,218. 1,148 of those have been purchased since the announcement. Currently, Coco will move about $7 per transaction, which means that if all 1148 sell ASAP, the best they can do is dropping the price about 8k. If Coco spikes tonight it won't recover.
Only adjustment can save the coin now.

>>4880594
Transaction costs scales as a % of the price, it's about 0.047% right now, as the price goes down from selling the transaction price will too

>>4880848
Right, which is why I said "the best". 8k would be the highest possible, but since it scales downwards as the price decreases, it'll actually be much less.

>>4880848
transaction price goes up as coin volume decreases.

>>4882162
this is why kanatan jumped $17 at one point some weeks ago and Gura usually is lazy and goes $2.

Everyone keeps saying coco is leaving to become a manager, but what if shes leaving because cover has a "no relationships with co-workers" rule

>>4882162
The scaling changes, but big changes in price will affect it more than the number of shares in circulation. The formula isn't volatile enough

>>4878405
soon as the moon shot drops, sell. then buy coco back from bag holders with your money.

tfw I can finally sleep

>>4884433
>Watame bringing potato chips to bed
This is the real reason Coco is graduating.

>>4884651
I'd allow it, she's too fluffy fluffy.

Holopoi still hasn't updated properly yet, I hope honks scraper works better

>>4885362
now that everyone on the coco train, the biggest bog can commence!

>>4885394
it would be hilarious if susan's API just randomly stopped working today on Coco's channel for whatever reason and the views get Mori'd

3m views and 50k subs. 25k IKZ.

>>4866098
As much as I hate to admit it this is the most plausible explanation and I "hate to admit it" because that's how my oshi left her old company.

Polka was micromanaged to death under upd8 and eventually she left because of it. It doesn't bode well that Cover seems to be doing the same thing.

...and in some ways I think this is a "the nail that sticks up gets hammered down" situation. Both Coco and Haachama are notably "Hafu": being half Japanese and half foreigner. They are the only ones who actually came under harsh scrutiny for their activities.

I'm not heavily invested in Coco (I'm still incredibly sad that she's graduating.) but this whole situation scares the shit out of me for Polka...

>>4868968
So what's the deal with this?
Why's cover being bitches about this exactly?

>>4877341
They were all graduated together and weren't allowed to become independent with their characters; they were only allowed to became independents as different vtubers. Sure they weren't suspended like Chris or Meiro but they were let go. Most of them would've stayed if they'd had the option.

>>4886112
*become

the great bog incoming friend. SELL EVERYTHING

>>4886112
>They were all graduated together and weren't allowed to become independent with their characters; they were only allowed to became independents as different vtubers.
That's technically CN management's fuck-up, though. Originally CN WAS in negotiations to keep their avatars for use as indies, but Cover was on the fence. In an attempt to curry public opinion, CN management "leaked" that Cover was intending to let them keep their avatars, to which Cover responded "don't fuck with us; get outta here; you get nothing" and dropped all negotiations.

I've been waiting for this

>>4886341
>If you aren't in KanaCoco you bog
>If you're in KanaCoco you bog but maybe less.
This is a dangerous game we play.

>>4886419

How many views do you think she got today?

>>4886751
about tree fiddy

>>4886025
Polka didn't left upd8 because management, she was fired due to restructuring of the company.
Compared to upd8 I would say Cover is a lot less micromanaged but way more restrictive in content and image, you could say the boundaries are closer but there is more freedom inside of them, and Polka seems really comfortable with that, her forte is her creativity rather risky topics and she seems fully engaged in her current projects.
Her worst enemy right now would be her teeths tho.

is ui mama still worth pumping some more? she has good views and subs right now...

The youtube api has yet to update the stats. Susan is about to commit the worlds greatest bog known to man

Every single one of my main coins got fucking susan'd. -1m networth LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ZHONK CLOSE THE MARKET IT!

Zhonk for the love of God, you need to check the numbers your scrapper scrapped and halt trading if they've been susand. Or at least tell us so we can damage control

>>4888002
>>4887894
>>4887586

SEEEECCCC! IM GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING

You WILL bog despite this being the highest performing day in Hololive history.
You WILL thank Susan for the discount on everything.
You WILL feel the blood boil in your veins as you despair.
You WILL install and play Apex.
You WILL buy Towa.

Meanwhile at zhonks place
"fuck, we can't afford these server bills! We still need to shrink the player base, and fucking people over by changing adjustment didn't cut it. Devchama, any ideas?"
"don't worry, I got this"
*Devchama pulls out his phone and dials some numbers*
"Hello, Susan? It's been a while..."

I'll possibly lose my lambo today that I just got two days ago if Susan is right

Susan regularly takes until 12am to update sometimes.

what are you fags talking about .

I'm amazed no one is selling coco and bailing out

who is susan

>finally break top 40
>cococraze hits
>Susan ass fucks most other coins I have
>still have no idea if hour 19 is applying
Zhonk please

>>4888851
He better not halt trading. You guys went all in and took the risk for susan.

SUSAN! MY NUMBERS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NO HALT TRADING! I GO ALL IN WITH COCO, I'LL DIE WITH THE REDDIT DRAGON!

>>4888851
It seems Susan is already updated with my main coin. She's on a minus

>>4889011
Never invest in Cunny.

I'm in the Coco oshiboard what do I do

can someone explain how numbers works I feel dumb as fuck right now. If poi updates now will it even matter or are we past the cut off? can numbers coming in from streams prior to cut off but aren't reported till just before adjustment count?

>>4889027
ALWAYS INVEST IN CUNNY

Who here is ready for another red day?

You guys are like 1:05 am is such a bad time! it is too late! But then buy like 50 coco so you can spend 10 hours selling them all.

>>4889095
poi is just a reference, the numbers will count

>>4889192

>>4889095
Accept your death like me

>>4889095
I assumed cutoff happens a few hours before adjustment, so if the adjustment time moved, so would the cutoff

>>4889511
B-but nineteenth hour...

Told you guys to buy Civia instead of Coco!

>>4889805
you los 500 dollars in the last 24 hours

>>4889762
Emphasis on assume. Idk what nasfaq is checking, how often, and how it decides what numbers to work with, but they moved adjustments literally 12 hours ahead. Wouldn't that be plenty of time for poi to grab something?

THREE
MILLION
VIEWS

FIFTY
THOUSAND
SUBS

>>4889926
Honk makes adjustments using I Ching
You should make your plays the same way too.

>Be Me
>Cant wait for the second adjustment post time change
>Find out about coco
>Don't feel like staying up till 6am like the day before
>Go to sleep
>Wake up and go to work
>Still havent checked NASFAQ
>Get home
>Finally check
>I'm down 24k
>Nice

>>4888483
zhonk can't keep getting away with it

So uh, should I buy, sell or cry?

>>4890247
What the heck is that

>>4890503
all three

>>4890575
That makes too much sense, I'll go to sleep.

Coco's numbers are number does that mean bog averted?

>3,058,512
no one watched her other videos?

Everyone pumping Coco when they could pump all those money for her supers page

>cant do adjustment so i have to sell my fat coco early
Actually fucking gay

>>4886025
Polka will be fine. Coming in with Generation Five has the benefits that most things are long cut into stone, you have seen Coco being robbed of Asacoco already and know what you're about to deal with.
Really the best fitted are the ones going in thinking they're doing contents for kids, ironically playing stuff like DOOM or Horror Games.
And now I want Nenechi doing a puppet show for me and the other kids will all of her scuffed assets and it would be glorious.
Remember what they took from you. FUCK Susan, FUCK Youtube, FUCK Twitch, FUCK all the shit we simple men have to deal with to see some virtual girls do goofy shit behind a 2D Avatar. And holy shit FUCK. COVER.

>>4886935
she'll be streaming more than regular this summer. low-risk 25%.

>>4888483
>in honor of Coco we'll freeze the price of the coin at the last adjustment after her graduation live
>her dividends will be fixed, but nobody will be able to buy the coin, only sell if they so desire

>>4889185

>>4890388
what's her name?
not complaining about the discounts all around.

Auto clickers are cheating right? People need to sleep, so it's a substantially unfair advantage.

>>4895854
I feel like it's a cheap substitute for buy and sell order.
Not that I have enough money to buy and autoclicker

>>4895854
anyone got a good Idea how we can avoid calling them "auto-clickers"?
I feel like people will adapt the idea but we would all benefit if we somehow made it clear that it's way better for the server to only send a single click every 10 minutes + some puffer seconds. Heck, if you get just a little more dedicated you could record a macro running every ~10-11 minutes buying several coins for you, undistinguishable from human clicks and therefore not really cheating.
I won't do it because 1 click = 1 fun

>>4896202
If anyone is using an auto clicker and it's clicking faster than once a minute they're an ass. I can understand that at 11 minutes if the click doesn't go through you miss a cycle which really sucks but there's no need to mash it 10 times a second either.

>>4896202
People have been using the API from day 1. If they didn't want us to automate trades they'd have removed the specific buy/sell functions. So I won't call it cheating, just faggotry.

>>4896286
API doesn't include automating buy and sells. Completely different to just making it easy to collect the data from the server.

>>4896286
Why not ban people for faggotry though?

>>4896349
I'm not sure I understand because with
>/api/buyCoin/
it takes less than 10 lines of code to automate trades.

>>4896286
I don't mind it as long as there's no spamclicking, because that'd fuck others over in the process. And fucking others over is against the principles of FREEDOM, right?

>>4896396
Oh wait, I never noticed there was an api for buy and sell. Fuck, guess I'm going to use that while I sleep until orders are in.

Cumulated sums of trades for top 80 players happening between
Thursday, June 10, 2021 4:01:10.571 AM
and
Thursday, June 10, 2021 7:20:24.623 AM
Only totals above 10 (absolute) are accounted for.
God bless pngquant

>>4896608
could you
- either made the blue circles light blue or
- make the font have stroke/outline like pic related?
makes it visible better on lower zoom levels, otherwise thanks for compiling this!

-10 and -18 on towa
good

>>4896665
I'll try to do that but fonts are a pain I reckon.

>>4896820
just go with the light blue circles then, or white font on the dark blue.

What do I need to do in order to get the site working again? Everything is blank, even after logging in.

>>4896608
I'm liking these charts you're making, cool stuff anon

>>4896831
wait it out a bit, do not refresh too much, it bogs the site and the devs implemented some failsafe imo

>>4896831
Spam F5 as fast as you can

>>4896831
ctrl+f5, change page and most importantly: do not use m*bile.

>>4896608
Really interesting charts here, appreciate you making these. I think it would be interesting if you could make these charts but for players in certain net worth ranges so like 1-4, 5-11, 12-20.

>>4898348
You will never see me buying Towa

Almost everything is red today.

>>4898965
There's even 2 cunnies that will bog hard today

>>4899463
I basically have to spend the next 3 hours selling stuff I don't want to, just so I have enough liquid for the mother of all dips later today.

>>4896608
my shitty laptop can't handle this, cool stuff anon

yo Nene Trast if you read this and want to get rid of Katakana-english, you could use 中日取引 (chuujitsu torihiki) as a word for daytrading. Just wanted to point it out for no particular reason. Keep on trucking.

one more hour until we see how high this baby can go

>>4896608
No way Frieren isn't botting, his volume is consistently huge

>>4864395
Is it still worth to invest in Coco or is this bubble gonna burst before she graduates

>>4901774
I think this will be her peak. even if her grad stream gets higher views, shes not going to be getting 50k subs

I'm already starting to regret not liquidating all the assets to invest in this bitch...

>>4901844
regret you will

>>4896608
huh weird. Why is my name not showing up?

>>4902017
wait nevermnind. I see it

>>4901844
I regret not buying in at fucking 9k, I am permanently financially ruined. I will literally never recover from this shit. What I get for going to bed early and trying to fix my fucking sleep schedule.

>>4902153
sleep deprivation helps your trades

>>4902153
She will go to the moon either way

really interested what 40k subs boost looks like, that said are you ready?

>>4902153
Same, I sold a couple of stocks to buy at 16k and I think I'll get a return on that, she is goign TO THE MOON

ehh Im just waiting for her to collapse. Should I sell when she gets 25k?

Oh shit we're there already!

>>4902320
im either gonna be rich or poor in about 20 minutes.

>>4901736
>10 coins max
he just invests in multiple coins, anon. He barely plays more than 10 cycles it seems

>>4902343
Sell everything today, rebuy next Thursday when she crashes.

>>4902359
its not about the money, its about sending a message

>>4902445
nah Im only here for the money

>>4902411
>10 coins max
explain this

>>4902359
she moons, we rich. she crashed to the fucking wall, we die with the dragon. win win

>>4902478
oh ok nevermind

cypherposter has 158 coco, I hope he has an autoclicker

>>4902411
56 coco, 40 holo, -36 calli

>>4902497
>10 hours of nonstop buying
jesus christ some of you people are fucking nuts. Even I cant do that as a neet

>>4902478
he just likes the coin

>>4902489
cocos volume isnt really that high despite everyone buying in. she is going to drop quick enough that if you bought more than like 30 coins, you might not be as happy as you think.

Here is my (biased) prediction. This took longer than expected...

>>4902541
he could just sell it anytime when she moons. This motherfucker is set for life. It's over. Why am I still playing this game even

>>4902497
>>4902487
>>4902478
SEC here, something might be wrong because the timestamps I processed were apparently making for a 3h20 window. You can't trade 50 coins in that time. I'll debug that crap later.

>>4902572
>wrong
magic?

>>4902561
shh dont tell them

>>4902524
most I could fathom in a single day was ~24 Miko on the old cooldown while "working" (clicking webex so the icon says active and shitposting in this very thread), 56 in the new system is almost a whole waking day with no missed cycles, let's just hope it's API calls on a cronjob.

oldfags will remember the great coco boggening

>>4902629
it all goes back to coco. did Zhonk predict this?

>>4902572
my own numbers look ok for a longer period, I think your timestamp is just fucked. probably over a 12 hour period or something

>>4902620
>let's hope
because him botting is better?

>>4902561
Switching hand

>>4902629
it was a double-bog. first she didn't go to the moon thanks to "lol new rules", everyone sold and got shit, then suddenly she's exactly $5,000 flat for whatever fucking reason.

>>4902620
Does that even count as oldfag? I feel like it's been the same group of people posting in this thread for the last 3 months, we lost a few but we haven't gained many either.

>>4902629
I got fucked so hard it still hurts.

>>4902620
I still remember the time that I bought Ame for 6 hours nonstop. And that was on 15 min cooldown. It was awful. Literally got a headache after that. I could not fathom anyone doing trades for 10 hours nonstop

if the great Susaning occurs, I'm just buying more coco for the rocket ride tomorrow

It's nearly time!

>market closed

>>4902704
And he's consistently the largest trader in volume every SEC graph, bigger than the top 3 players who has way more money

HONK WHAT THE FUCK

>>4902676
Good.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Wake up after sleeping soundly for 8 hours
>Turn on my computer
>Read 4chan for about half an hour over breakfast
>open Nasfaq at 9:01a
>[Site can't be reached]
YAMERO, WATAMAGE

>>4902818
watamage always wins in the end

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

not updating for me, can i refresh without getting fucked?

I'm so excited to see what happens. up or down, it will be a reckoning

I'm ending it

>>4902857
I risked it twice already, worth it

>>4902857
try it

>>4902857
god I'm retarded.

Damn

33k damn nigga, im rich

>market closed
AHHHH HOKn

THIRTY THREE THOUSAND
FUCK I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE

what the fuck is "market closed"

woah

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

33 fucking k

>bogged on botan
I AM FINANCIALY RUINED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY FUUUUUUUCK

>I can get a Marin for an Ui and have 500 over
HAHAHAHAHHAAHA

>>4902927
>You own 3 shares
anon...

>Coco to 33k
>Kanata 18k
Yep, I am permanently fucked. I am going to drop like 100 places on the leaderboard.
Alright, I'm done playing NASFAQ. There's no way I ever recover from this.

IM FILTHY RICH!

>>4902946
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!

holy fuck coco, i should have bought in

Holy shit.
Forget the moon; Coco's gunning for Pluto.

EXIT COCO

LODSEMONE

I DIDN'T BUY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH

heh Im still bogged since I hold kusocoins

>I expected to lose my lambo
>GAIN MORE
THE GREATEST GAINS

>>4902960
if only honkchaama would lemme Q

>I only made 200k
At least I'll be able to make a profite... Right?

god fucking damnit I shouldn't have sold my coins early

Profile won't load, having to play from market page.

Do I sell Coco now or do I hold and wait for the dividends

>>4903051
hold and wait is definitely the right move, anon. do it.

I DIDN'T BELEEB

>>4903051
she'll drop tomorrow. Buy her dip tomorrow instead

>20 sales on Ui
>$130
yeah I'll comfortably take my 3k profit on a $2k share and get some more Shubas

>>4903051
hodl

>>4903051
lol unless the divvies are 20k you should sell

>>4903051
please don't be this stupid, this is kayfabe right?

shion was negative and dropped -18%

>>4903049
market page is better tho?

>>4903051
Sell some, but not all. She may keep going up, although this is likely going to be the biggest spike she gets.

>only 61 selling cocock
I expected more desu

Turns out 20 PPT 40 Coco was not even close to enough.

>>4903093
I'm new and confused, half my networth is in my Coco Coin

>server still hasn't logged me in
:(

>didn't buy Coco overnight with an autoclicker

I think I made about the same yesterday just from people buying Coco.

>>4903147
congratulations then, you win the biggest spike ever, sell it all then rebuy it later, she will dip hard for sure because her sub gain (huge boost) will never be replicated again imo

>Bought in at 11k
>Fully expected to get bogged to hell and back
>Instead I got to make 20k+ a coin profit

Glad i sold my marine, mori, and gura coin to buy Coco

not coco related but im surprised holo crabbed after their drop yesterday thought for sure itd return back to 9k

>>4903172
>didn't cheat
that's a win in my books

nice

>>4903198
Honestly there's no way she dips close to hard enough she's going to be 20k+ tomorrow and get bought back to like 25k.

>>4903224
I am surprised too, thought HL going to do a 25% at least

FIX
THE
DAMN
SERVER

>>4903224
anon, it went up 70% just from purchases, it was never going to adjust up

DO NOT REFRESH SPAM. the site will soft lock you out. patience

In other news, Fubuki is permanently fucked as a stock. She'll never go back down and will never be a dividend play again.

post em

>>4903172
this is fucked on so many levels.

>>4903320

>>4903320

Some big changes today. Some people didn't believe, I expected better from richfags.

im kind of confused. Should I buy Gura at 9k or she'll sink further?

>>4903320

oh fuck i'm in lambo club now
kanacoco sugoi

>>4903320

>>4903320

>>4903406
based
>>4903395
go for it, we don't know tomorrow numbers so possible, ride the waves

>>4903384
Depending on tomorrow's adjustment I might just permanently quit this game.

>>4903384
I am not buying 50 cocos to spend half the day selling?

>>4903384
>Konnui gets called as samefagging Beijing
>Beijing suddenly drops
I WONDER WHY

I didn't have enough liquid to buy Coco because i refused to sell oshi...

>>4903459
Just use an autoclicker

So who the fuck is/was Frieren? That's an impressive climb.

And people thought the adjustment time change would make all plays obvious with no surprises...

yesterday/today

>>4903515
Best mage, beat demon king, still virgin, cute elf

>>4903529
Gained $1m, stayed in the same place. Like a boss.

>>4903529
thanks, can't even access the leaderboard on my end, now I see my numbers

>>4903529
didn't expect I'd see AzKI of all things represented in the proper top 20, good job bro

>>4903515
Look at SEC diagram, he's botting harder than anyone else. I'm waiting for the SEC activity graph to show how bad. He's the new Holocaust

>>4903529
sad about this, cypherposter is easily the most boring player in the top 10

>>4903474
This is actually the most retarded rrat.

>>4903585
He hasn't been active for a while I don't think, it's quite impressive.
Also devchama please explain this, I'm so confused.

>>4903602
What if he IS Holocaust?

>>4903661
the final yab

>>4903650
I don't think it is, Konnui.

>>4903648
He made 3m JUST from coco, actually insane.

i-is everyone actually hodling Coco? She's barely moving

>>4903602
It's almost funny to me how Holocaust was banned for botting and now we have a whole wave of people using spreadsheets and pinging the API so their automated trading programs can execute the most optimal plays and I guess it's just allowed now?

tell me the truth, honk
this is named okayu.png isn't it

ban API fags please

>>4903798
anon look at how many shares are in circulation.

>>4903798
she's dropped by 2k already, people are definitely selling

>>4903724
Tell honk to investigate me. You guys are actually retarded to think that someone would run a second alt for MONTHS to inflate a coin that is worth less than 1/6th of my actual net worth instead of just spending more time on a main account.

>>4903829
holy balls you've figured it out

>>4903831
how? the button literally sends the same call with your click.

>>4903798
Nah we just live in a retarded economy where adjustments increase/decrease prices by a massive amount and buy/sell hardly affects the price of a stock. Coco took two days to go up 10k and that's only because of an unprecedented amount of buy orders. Each sell order on Coco subtracts like $1 from the value of the stock.

>>4903862
you shouldnt need a reason to ban fags

>>4903811
Personally having scripts that pulls data is fine, you just get better information. I draw the line at botting/autoclickers, that 100% cheating

how can you even detect if someone's autoclicking?

>>4903856
I agree with you that I'm retarded, but I'm right. You are the same person. I do not believe your stories.

>>4903901
i agree, but the problem i have with banning autoclickers is that devs are literally planning to add that feature in the future...

>>4903888
The fuck are you talking about, she's dropping 600 points a cycle. She will be back to 15k before the Aussies even wake up

>>4903947
Why do you care if I am the same person as Konni when half the people are autoclicking anyways?

>site doesn't log me in
>refresh
>get soft locked
>refresh
>get soft locked
i don't have this thing you people call patience, i have ADD

>>4903529
Based Rankingbro

I don't see why people are so opposed to auto clickers when buy and sell orders are going to be a thing soon and basically the same thing.

>>4903977
Aussies will miss the spike? hell yes

>>4903931
They're super active all day, no like they buy a few coins through the day, they're selling and buying a ton all day. Frieren is obviously doing that for example

>>4903971
A feature which everybody will have access to (with ease).

>>4903977
the aussies are awake right now you dumb nigger

>Actually jumped by 6 slots while expecting to drop because of Shion yo

>>4904014
Theyre just salty because back in my day we got up at 1am and had to click by hand in the snow up hill both ways!

>Another 30k subs with 3m view
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'M GONNA RICH

>>4903984
I care about both, autoclickers moreso to be completely honest.

>>4904014
t. botter

Funny how I stopped being an auto-nigger right when everyone else seemed to have started doing so.

>>4904132
I wish I had the autism to set up an autoclicker for monopoly money.

Im worried now that my coins would never get pumped at divvie day because they'll all just pump Cocock for the lels

>>4904064
you are correct. I concede to your point

>>4904172
its coco month so what can you do?

If you buy Coco now, you can still make profit on her graduation stream

I was so busy with this shit I neglected my real portfolio and missed the chance to make a bunch of money. FML.

>>4904169
You talk like it isn't as easy as downloading something off the first page of Google and hitting record.

>>4904217
there's 2 more weeks before that, she's gonna dip at some point
r-right anons?

IM RICH

>>4903894
you don't need a reason but you need a fucking WAY to discern those players from the other players somehow, right now it is NOT conclusively possible by trade volume alone. You can't just ban any NEET who puts in more time than (you) do for the offchance that he's scripting, also the devs are aware and nowhere does it say such practices are disencouraged, honk only ever mentioned it if it's spamclicking.

>>4904249
Sadly no, she will stream a lot, better buy her NOW since she get another 30k subs and 3m views

>>4904210
I mean everyone already forgot that there's 2 upcoming concerts for the weekend. I doubt I'll make money off these coins I was hoarding. My fucking strategy is ruined

Man fuck playing this game if I'm going to compete with robots. I'd rather compete with real robots for real money

If you hold Coco you're fucking retarded.

>>4864395
the coin is going down

>>4904251
Nice, how many? Feels good being RICH

>>4904302
I'm still at least playing this normally. On my way to catch up to our Mikofag soon

>>4903947
if you try to shift the blame onto me at least use my filename pattern
when I accuse people of shit I use Ame lol

>>4904302
Most of these robots will disappear when buy sell orders come in

My favorite thing is being permanently bogged on shitcoins
>buy a MASSIVE dip
>it just keeps going down
>she literally never fucking streams and is completely worthless so her coin will never go back to where it was

>>4904339
your chances are good because I didn't go into neither coco nor kanatan.
I won big on Ui though.

>>4904338
Just 15...

>Why are you upset about me having an unfair advantage right now? Just wait a few weeks and we'll all be on the same playing field, so it's okay if I do it now.
Also waiting for the devs to implement an autistic excel spreadsheet that tells me which coin to buy at any given time.

>>4904338
30
>>4902957

Hololive just smoothly glided so that adjustment coincided with market price without a blip. Impressive.

>Someone actually buy Coco
Stupid but smart at the same time, enjoy your profit on her graduation stream

>>4904412
shion or ayame

>>4904421
I've beaten my one-sided rivalry, I'm finally near you!
Though I went for Coco and Kanatan and some Ui

>>4904359
I'm not pretending to be you, I'm an Umineko fan. Please andastand that I'm a big fan of your work, Shikemura Elite Holdings. No blame shifting going on here, I assure you.

>>4904474
multiple accounts to get a (ridiculous) margin

>>4904474
Or take 20k profit now and another 20k after that stream instead of being disabled.

Im out of the loop with Kusogaki. What happened to her anyway?

>cheating faggots trying to pretend they're just running AHK to click a single button to distract from the fact they pull stats from the API and run it through an algorithm so their bot will make smart purchases

mikochi is doing her 1m anniversary and announcement stream, buy while you can

>>4904554

>>4904484
Amelia actually she's been adjusting down every day for the past 3 fucking days. Impressive really.

Let's see Paul Allen's wallet

>>4904553
became a sex addict and is spending all her time at seedy train stations getting "raped" by fat bastards and salarymen.

>>4904594
Everything you need to do this has been posted in these threads, anon. People ARE doing it

>>4904540
laughs in civia coin

>>4904642
i need to get a job in tokyo

>>4904642
hot

>>4904553
Her usual depresshion

Thank you Coco i get to buy more Ina coin

>>4904525
that's what the "if" was for, some people fooled others in the past but namefagging is out of the question. I may be a schizo but I'm not gay.

>>4904553
She never streams a lot. But my uneducated opinion is that she got depressed/demotivated when Coco decided on her graduation date.

>>4904739
fuck off botter

>>4904754
It was before Coco, and it sounds pretty bad.

to all the botters and spreadsheet fags in this thread. pls share your bots and spreadsheets im tired of being poor

>>4904759
>botter
???

>>4904754
with how the Holos are reacting to her graduation, she's never going to work for cover again, isnt she? I can safely say that the EN2 managerial narrative is, sadly, just a baseless narrative