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4874233 No.4874233 [Reply] [Original]

>Who is Bea?
https://xphill.com/

>Next stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl7eZMuIOWY

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>> No.4874321

⠊ ⠺⠁⠝⠞ ⠞⠕ ⠋⠊⠇⠇ ⠑⠁⠉⠓ ⠕⠝⠑ ⠕⠋ ⠓⠑⠗ ⠎⠑⠧⠑⠝ ⠓⠕⠇⠑⠎ ⠺⠊⠞⠓ ⠍⠽ ⠎⠑⠍⠑⠝⠲

>> No.4874427

>>4874233
⠺⠓⠕⠄⠎ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠉⠥⠞⠑ ⠛⠊⠗⠇⠦

>> No.4874473

I don't like guro.

>> No.4874532

Can you fucks seriously not go without a thread for longer than an hour

>> No.4874544

>>4874473
⠺⠓⠽ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽

>> No.4874559

Why OP, why

>> No.4874625

>>4874321
>>4874427
>>4874544
I can't feel braille

>> No.4874673

>>4874625
you need a new monitor

>> No.4874832
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>>4874473

>> No.4874845

has anyone actually bought any merch?

>> No.4874890
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4874890

>>4874473

>> No.4874903
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4874903

AND THE THREADS START COMING
ANID THEY DON'T STOP COMING

>> No.4874916

>>4874544
>>4874832
>>4874890
Rude.

>> No.4874936
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4874936

Three threads in one day. Truly a nest of menhera

>> No.4874979

>>4874532
The last one didn't have /yah/ in the title, doesn't count.

>> No.4875006
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4875006

>> No.4875019

>>4874845
Mugs and a sticker.

>> No.4875038

I CAN HEAR HER WTF

>> No.4875106
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4875106

>>4874845
and a sticker that I didn't think to take a photo of

>> No.4875136

>>4874845
I want to buy a unabommber sweatshirt, but it would be next week I am short of money.

>> No.4875215

>>4874903
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart
But your head gets dumb

>> No.4875243

>>4874532
I'm sorry we're taking away from the 9999999999 Coco threads you wanted to post in instead, anon.

>> No.4875302
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4875302

Beatani won't join a company once she's more popular, right, dads?

I don't want her to have that experience

>> No.4875343

>>4874845
I made a bootleg tshirt and sent her the money through streamlabs.

>> No.4875441

>>4875302
She's taking a week off to get her VOMS audition ready, anon

>> No.4875474

Unironically if we need three threads a day when shes on a fucking break why dont we just start a discord?

>> No.4875477

>>4875243
I like Bea, she's the only chuuba I consistently watch, but I'm just about schizo'd out for today, you know?

>> No.4875487

>>4874473
me too

>> No.4875551

>>4875302
I get the impression she values the freedom being independent gives her too much to join a corpo if the opportunity presented itself.

>> No.4875562

>>4875441
if she joins a company, will she tell us?

>> No.4875569

>>4875477
I hope you are joking

>> No.4875693

>>4875474
One of those was just a thread about taking the indiepill with Bea being a main example that overtook the thread in the last hundred or so posts, the second was on autosage from the word go, and neither of those are factoring in that this board is a lot busier than usual today for obvious reasons.

tl;dr take your meds and fuck off if you don't like it

>> No.4875750

>>4875302
Beatani is really talented but, do you really think any company would take her after watching her streams or read her twitter posts?

>> No.4875802

https://vocaroo.com/1hgcfBS6VrBX

>> No.4875827
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4875827

Bea prasa rozrodcza ŁAAAAAAAA KUURWAAAAA

>> No.4875889

>>4875802
Best decision of my life.

>> No.4875896

Yesterday I was hoping that the threads would become more interesting but, not like this...

>> No.4875917
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4875917

I hope you've done your floor reps today, dads.

>> No.4875951

>>4875750
This. She already burnt all the bridges and is completly dependent on us. We can do whatever we want with her cunny and all other holes and she have no choice but obey

>> No.4875971

>>4875693
Two stealth threads are still threads. There wasn't anything to discuss last thread evidently.
Can't you go do your reps or something? What's the point.

>> No.4876008

>>4875802
Hehe funny

>> No.4876010

>>4875474
How about an entire board? https://www.akane-ch.org/bea/
I will delete this in ten minutes

>> No.4876143

>>4875802
Pichu getting his limbs torn off.

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>>4876143
don't give her ideas

>> No.4876301

>>4876010
Why delete it?

S'cool

>> No.4876491

>>4876301
Ok I'll let you all play with it a bit longer.
I haven't finished this imageboard software yet so I might reboot the site on next update anyway.

>> No.4876647 [SPOILER] 
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4876647

>>4871922
no dawaj kurwa wypatroszę cię jak pierdoloną świnię i wpierdolę kurwa serce żywcem nie myśl że mam dużo do stracenia aaa kurwaaa Beatryczka LOVE
Tak naprawdę to nie, wspieraj misia dalej, jest wyjątkowa i cieszę się że masz gust, pozdrawiam serdecznie tato

>> No.4876786
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4876786

>>4876647
Skinning Bea...

>> No.4876837

>>4876786
How's it hangin noreps dad?

>> No.4876886

>>4876010
>Coco sticky in the Bea board
It's over I guess

>> No.4876955

>>4876886
I'll make Bea sticky on my headboard, that ok?

>> No.4876981
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4876981

>>4876010
janny is a tranny
unban me nao faggit
dindu nuffin

>> No.4877006

Seriously want to fuck this bear so much it makes me angry.

>> No.4877019

I'm Twitter retard, I check the hashtag for R-19G, I sort by latest, and I don't see anything. Please spoonfeed.

>> No.4877035

>>4876981
Your appeal was accepted.

>> No.4877073

>>4877035
based but youre stil a tranny

>> No.4877100

>>4877019
https://twitter.com/Razura969/status/1402295421255495683?s=19

>> No.4877148
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4877148

Holy fuck, we're starting to make more than one thread now? jesas, you dads are too far gone.

>> No.4877170

>>4877100
i dont like guro but this is some impressive art.

>> No.4877198

>>4877019
twitter's been acting up lately, I know some fanart got lost in the normal tag yesterday due to it. Though I just checked myself and
>SeNMU commission
dangerously fucking based, always liked that guy's art style (even if I'm not much for guro myself)

>> No.4877208

>>4877148
The withdrawal is getting too strong

>> No.4877296

>>4875827
kurwabro...

>> No.4877459

>>4876886
It was meant to be a joke about not being able to escape the zhang drama, didn't think they would sticky it.

>> No.4877503

>>4877148
Hearing her voice clips yesterday was like a small taste of a drug I'm withdrawing from. It just makes the cravings even stronger. Thinking about how if Coco never popularized vtubers in the west I would never have found Beatani makes me sick.

>> No.4877522

I have an update. I have been following an artist for a while, and no other dads follow her. I really love her style, and she said she will open commissions "soon," so I'm really hoping I can actually catch her when she opens it (only 5 spots.) With that in mind I would ask for two things: Please feel free to suggest an artist at any point (I haven't missed archive reps for a while), but only if their commissions are open... I could get two, why not. And also please, if you want to suggest a theme for the commission (I was currently leaning towards OL Bea, but I'd like some other ideas). The only current guideline is that it will be SFW commission.

t. asked for opinions on commissions a few threads back

>> No.4877562
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4877562

Would you buy your way to fuck Bea for 17 000$?

>> No.4877597

>>4877522
budget ~$100 btw. possibly a bit more if you really thought it was worth it.

>> No.4877623

>>4877522
OL Beatani at her desk while Chihiro drops off a mountain of new paperwork would be funny.

>> No.4877628

>>4877522
Harasaki, my favourite guro artist. The intenstines looks just too good.
dunno if comms are open though

>> No.4877630
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4877630

>>4877562

>> No.4877663

>>4877628
>the only current guideline is that it will be SFW commission

>> No.4877665

It's time to stop.

>> No.4877677

>>4877562
I would have the money ready in a few hours.

>> No.4877690

>>4877562
I have no intention of ever making posts that illicit that kind of response, I've got too much self-respect for that

>> No.4877716

>>4877663
I'm a blind retard, apologies.

>> No.4877719

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1402433151075377155
Who is Benjamin?

>> No.4877757

>>4874845
i bought a shirt

>> No.4877767

>>4877562
I thought he already showed her how to have vanilla sex.

>> No.4877774

>>4877562
What a slut!

>> No.4877795

>>4877719
Anon..

>> No.4877849
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4877849

>>4877562
I can make the transfer immediately, say the word

>> No.4877853

Why are these things called arcs, what is this, some shounen manga?

>> No.4877899

>>4877719
Ah, 'ole Ben Dover. Nice guy, real people pleaser.

>> No.4877956

>>4877849
>checking

>> No.4877972
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4877972

>>4877562
Shipping is a bit steep though...

>> No.4877985

>>4877853
Psychological horror seinen mixed with 4koma nichijou/azumanga humor.
Yes.

>> No.4878003

30min without twitter shit, good job

>> No.4878020

>>4877956
and? you don't think that's my only account, right?

>> No.4878030

Don't give her the pleasure of shitting the thread

>> No.4878131

>>4877972
kek

>> No.4878143

beachan beachan sex with beachan beachan sex sex with the bear beachan cute and funny bear sex beachan bear sex with a bear yummy cute and funny bear sex with the bear beachan sex with beachan

>> No.4878152

>>4875951
>We eased her into showing us her dark side
>Now she has no choice but depend on us
A-are we the groomers?

>> No.4878219

>>4878143
based

>> No.4878309

>>4878152
Always have been.

>> No.4878372

We still don't have an answer Bea, hairy or smooth?

>> No.4878473

>>4878372
hairy

>> No.4878522

>>4878372
smooth

>> No.4878545

>>4878372
Its obviously hairy

>> No.4878552

>>4878372
yes

>> No.4878599

>>4878372
moderate in-between
A small pubic hair pattern of young girl, in the four-leaf clover shape..

>> No.4878613

Will Bea reach 4K subscribers before the next stream? I'm surprised at the recent influx of subscribers.

>> No.4878634

>>4878372
is a bear, obviously hairy

>> No.4878684

>>4878613
Risunachan number 4...

>> No.4878724

>>4878613
Were you around earlier today? There was some shilling going around in other threads.

>> No.4878751

>the right to fuck me
Jesus Christ that phrasing makes me diamonds. Imagine fighting all the other dads to become victorious and winning breeding rights with Bea. She didn't choose you, you won what is rightfully yours. Uuuuuuoooooooooooooohhhhhh

>> No.4878879

>>4878372
>Japanese
>25
Without a shadow of doubt hairy

>> No.4878880

>>4878751
>breeding rights with Bea
I don't want my kids to be blind and retarded anon, you can have your way with the bear.

>> No.4878912

Probably a lot of people find her frankness on the Coco situation refreshing.

>> No.4879089

I can't stop cumming to Beatani. Nearly everything in my house has jizz stains on it, all the deep cleaning in the world can't get the smell out now. All it takes is one errant thought of her cute and funny part and I'm ready to blast again, crawling around like a horny spider shooting his web all over everything. I could snap my bed sheet like a dorito if I wanted.

>> No.4879175

>>4878372
Chunky

>> No.4879218

>>4878912
I was watching another streamer when the news dropped and while they were a lot more subdued they had more or less the same reaction. I'm not joking when I say people need to take the indiepill more often, they don't have to live on eggshells as much.

>> No.4879239

Beatani is unironically helping me get into shape. Ever since I started watching her and she started breaking my heart everyday I workout to cope and so far i lost 5kgs and my stamina has improved a lot

>> No.4879296

So are the tweets real?

>> No.4879359

>>4879239
Same but ironically.

>> No.4879391

>>4877972
I thought the product was something related to the happy merchant from the thumbnail. This site has ruined me.

>> No.4879431
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4879431

I fucking love Bea so much that nothing does anything to me.
I can't cum to anything else but Bea
Every time I think about dragging my hard dick on her flat chest and playing xylophone with her ribs
I cum buckets in seconds

>> No.4879444

>>4879296
Half of them are. But which half?

>> No.4879585
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4879585

>>4879239
I am so focused on looking at her I don't even have time and will to masturbate.
Instead I'm doing my pushups and weight-lifting reps with 15kg dumbbells so I can lift and dominate our cunny bear in future easily!

>> No.4879619

>>4875474
I didn't even know there was thread today before this one

>> No.4879630

>>4879239
Based

>> No.4879647

>>4875474
Kys

>> No.4879657

>>4879431
oi

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4879660

>>4878372
hairy

>> No.4879689

>>4875302
After yesterday's meltdown on Twitter? No chance

>> No.4879698

>>4875474
Knock knock, get the door, it's discord. The new groomer wants everyone to try this hot new discussion forum (discord) from his schizo friends.
"Please try discord," he said.
"No," said everybody.
"Try iiiiit," he said.
"no," said everybody again, quieter this time.
And so the discord was put into place and all the cancer that came with it.
Can you guess at which stage are >we at?

>> No.4879700

>>4879660
Kek

>> No.4879742

>>4879689
I'm not gonna tell on her

>> No.4879784

>>4879689
Meltdown is a little harsh. She got caught in the moment, like everyone else. She said what we were all thinking.

>> No.4879833

>>4879698
I went the opposite way. I supported (fan) discord at the start and then I became against it.

>> No.4879866

Still waiting on the Beatani Github

>> No.4879913

>>4878372
We're talking about Bea, so not her roommate, like you an see in every naked art she's totally smooth, like any proper cunny is.

>> No.4879956

>>4879239
same. I've been losing weight for a while, but recently Bea has been motivating me to work out more and it's really helped improve my life.

>> No.4879973

I support a /yah/ discord, but only if I'm the only one in charge and can ban people at will
No, I will not tell you the rules for the server

>> No.4879980

Redpill me on Bea clones. Are they just copies of Bea? Perfect or flawed? Is there an original and is she still here? Where do they come from and where do they go? Why can't every dad just get his own Bea clone instead of fighting over only one bear? Is there a finite number?

>> No.4880062

>>4879784
I dont have a twitter, what did she say. Should i get a twitter to be up to date.

>> No.4880066

>>4879973
fuck you just want to groomer her you fucker

>> No.4880081

>>4879980
>he doesn't know about the 29th Massacre

>> No.4880084

>>4879973
I'll only join if you ban Bea

>> No.4880099

>>4880066
You cant groom a professional groomer

>> No.4880102
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>>4879973
I support you licking my balls, nigger.

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>4chan menhera bipolar adhd chuuba
>Unironically thinking about discord
Hahahaha holy fuck, drop the joking already guys, she might get bored with us if we still gonna be this unfunny.

>> No.4880138

>>4880062
Blamed china and accused Cover of sucking their dick. I think.

>> No.4880139

>>4880062
Twitter is good to stay up to date but these were deleted. I'll see if I can find a screencap in the last thread.

>> No.4880197

>>4880062
Lurk archive moar, faggot.

>> No.4880201
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4880201

>>4879980
They exist for the purpose of selfcest or to be eaten

>> No.4880291

>>4880062
>>4867677

>> No.4880341
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4880341

>>4876837
Not me, I'm on Day 31...

>> No.4880450

>>4880341
We need fanart of noreps anon getting progressively hornier

>> No.4880506

Wait, she really comes here to these threads? I thought it was a meme.

>> No.4880517

>>4880450
That's on the list don't worry...

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4880581

>>4880341
what are you planning to do?

>> No.4880591
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4880591

So many new dads today, jfc. The power of shilling.

>> No.4880616

I want to call Beatani a retard or retard bear in her replies so bad....someone do it onegai im too scared to

>> No.4880619

>>4880506
It is.

>> No.4880629

>>4880291
>>4880138
I see, ok.

Just checked her twitter and phew, that is one shitposting bear. That's high rank femanon menheranism.

>> No.4880655

>>4876010
Did anyone link it to her yet?

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4880720

>>4880450
>noreps dad getting hornier every day
>Bea continually teasing him, but never granting sweet release

>> No.4880835

>>4880616
Do it through a dm, she loves that kind of banter.

>> No.4880842

>>4880655
Why? some some fucking faggot can get her IP?
shit idea, shitty chan.

>> No.4880898

>>4880107
>Unironically
come on, read the tone of the message

>> No.4880903

>>4880629
It's why I love her. She seems authentic. She has to protect her identity of course but she lets her true personality show and I really appreciate it.

>> No.4880910

>>4880517
Kek I almost start

>> No.4880966

>>4880835
nice try

>> No.4880980

>>4880842
Imagine not using a VPN

>> No.4881015

>>4880842
Are we sure the xphill.com doesn't already do that?

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4881029

is this the bea anti thread?

>> No.4881052

>>4880980
>imagine paying to shitpost
wew

>> No.4881078

>>4881029
I... guess....?

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4881138

>>4880966

>> No.4881155

>>4881029
No

>> No.4881170

>>4881029
I didn't know that antis want to fuck people they hate.

>> No.4881178

>Imagine listening to Bea's soft voice caressing your ear, whispering sweet insults as you're about to post on /yah/

>> No.4881184

Bea's profile pic looks like she just realized you came in her when you said you would pull out.

>> No.4881211

Dads have been really horny today

>> No.4881235

>>4881184
Nah, she didn't look like that the last time.

>> No.4881256

>>4881170
Well there is such a thing as hatefucking I guess, some people find that attractive

>> No.4881323
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4881323

so you're telling me that this bear
>hates the body warmth of others
>sleeps like a fetus
>dislikes physical contact
>can't remember people's faces
>has diagnosed ADHD and many other undiagnosed mental illnesses
>eats beans off the floor
is your oshi? go outside please

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4881350

>>4881029
yes

>> No.4881364

>>4881235
Maybe the glasses.

>> No.4881375

>>4881323
you can't help who you fall in love with

>> No.4881410

>>4881323
Unironically this >>4881375
I hate it is this way

>> No.4881415

>>4881323
I love my quirky daughter.

>> No.4881416

>>4881323
I hate people too so I can relate

>> No.4881417

>>4881323
I WILL NOT TOUCH THE GRASS

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>>4881256
>hatefucking I guess, some people find that attractive
That reminded me of carol's fanfic

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4881465

>>4881323
Relatable bear

>> No.4881470

>>4881350
based, fuck west taiwan

>> No.4881491

>>4881178
Who are you quoting?

>> No.4881504

I wonder how Bea would react to me tracking down H**** and fucking him in the ass until he cries

>> No.4881549

>>4881504
Probably by masturbating on the spot

>> No.4881582

>discord

>> No.4881595

>>4881455
Damn, I don't blame the frenchie, that's pretty hot.

>> No.4881596

>>4881504
She'd join

>> No.4881600

>>4880910
Well if you want to give it a try Bea I don't mind hehe...

>> No.4881615

>>4881582
>vtubers

>> No.4881633
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>>4881455
W-what the fuck was wrong with carol, bro... This is really the chic the groomer was after... Jesas.

>> No.4881636

>>4881504
I'd buy her a huge strap-on and we can share him.

>> No.4881674

>>4881504
Are you the same guy who shills him on twitter? I'm getting tired of Dads talking about H and thus getting tired of him too

>> No.4881720
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4881720

What do you think? Is it worth the ¥1,204,824?

>> No.4881728

>>4881674
dads are only talking about (him) because Bea won't stop replying to him and only him. this damn kusogaki....

>> No.4881819

>>4881728
For the 100th time, she doesn't only reply to him. Go and draw or make bea content and you will get the same.

>> No.4881829

>>4881720
Where's the catch? Is the black metal or painted black? Is the building part of the desk? Can
it fly?

>> No.4881861

>>4881720
The entire flat or just the table?

>> No.4881877

>>4881720
Those corners... haa... h-haa...

>> No.4881880

>>4881720
No. I can build this and better for far less money.

>> No.4881893

>>4881728
I just checked her "tweets with replies" and she's talking to a ton of dads. Almost like she enjoys interaction with dads in general and the schizoposting lately is just shy dads projecting on someone else.

>> No.4881912

365 days of no reps, you finally get to fuck Beatani. Her small hand guides the head of your dick to rest at the entrance to her pussy, and with a gentle push you are inside. You cum instantly because it's been a whole fucking year. Beatani is pissed off and leaves never to come back again.

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>>4881455
You made me go check the doc out of curiosity and holy shit the actual thing is like 2000+ words
I wish I had that kind of creativity

>> No.4882003
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4882003

>>4881819
I'll make content again when Bea starts streaming again. I hope she draws more pieces of BEAXODIA

>> No.4882004

>>4881720
>only 4 corners
trash, our bear daughter deserves at least double digit corners for table reps.

>> No.4882006

>>4881912
My focus is not fucking Bea, I just want to befriend her and date her

>> No.4882102

>>4881970
So much Beatani's art, even music, but we've yet to get a proper Beatani's fanfiction... writinganons were you at

>> No.4882103

>>4881674
Wait I thought we were talking about Hiroyuki

>> No.4882114

Imagine cuddling with Bea and her cute thin NEET body.

>> No.4882147
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4882147

>>4881720
fuck no, the corners are too rounded and there's not enough of them

>mfw bea tweeted about her baby being able to do reps on one of the legs of a desk someone else posted

>> No.4882206

>>4881970
Holy shit, I want a bitch that nasty!

>> No.4882228

>>4882102
Scenario ideas?

>> No.4882236

>>4882147
look, I'm not calling you a liar, but I need a fucking source on that one

>> No.4882239

help I'm retarded, what stream and timestamp did she first talk about pichu abuse?

>> No.4882251

>>4880138
She deleted them?

>> No.4882258

>>4882114
But not too tight because warmth

>> No.4882261
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4882261

>>4881970
>OMEGALUL

>> No.4882278

>>4882114
i dont think bea is thin

>> No.4882300

>>4882228
the prompt of her fashion contest was going on a date at the amusement park, so maybe something like that?

>> No.4882301

>>4882147
Yeah I'm surprised no one brought that up.

>> No.4882320

>>4882228
seconded

t. writingdad

>> No.4882363

>>4882251
Yes. She put her twitter on private to rant about it so she wont get REDACTED

>> No.4882364

>>4882147
>>4882236
This one https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1402070966902026244

>> No.4882383

>>4882228
Bea tricking Risuna into being cooked

>> No.4882388
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4882388

This is now a Chihiro thread. Post cute Chihiros and say something nice about me.

>> No.4882410

>>4882102
I can try my hands on this

>> No.4882442

>>4882364
What the fuck is your problem Bea

>> No.4882447

>>4882228
torture dungeon maybe? or rape assault mayhaps?

>> No.4882481

>>4882228
I don't know bea well enough to make a good fic so I'll have to do this sometime down the line

>> No.4882498

>>4882364
bea what the fuck lmao

>> No.4882506

>>4882383
I might try and see where that goes

>> No.4882520

>>4881970
Some people really are specifically into menhera uh

>> No.4882543

>>4882228
Staring contest with Beatani?

>> No.4882568
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4882568

Pre xp Bea

>> No.4882574

>>4882364
I don't even understand her reply, bear legs aren't especially flexible
Unless she means her baby could use this desk since the "legs" have angles

>> No.4882625

>>4882568
Looks a bit like a man, which is interesting

>> No.4882642

I can't think of anything cuter than a small thin smelly NEET meganeko who browses 4ch and 5ch all day. We're so lucky to have her.

>> No.4882645

>>4882236
I'm still too retarded to figure out how to find her exact reply on twitter, gomen

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4882655

>>4882568

>> No.4882659

>>4882568
Pre-Time Skip bea had tits? thank god she became trapped in this hellhole.

>> No.4882684

>>4882625
Look, I know all the girls loved her too, but you don't need to say that about my daughter.

>> No.4882703

Why is there still no bea mom art? Slackers....

>> No.4882702

>>4882574
The second one clearly

>> No.4882736

>>4882642
I want to punch her in the stomach and apologize

>> No.4882769

>>4882645
Just be the one she replies interesting things to, then you just have to check the replies to your tweets to have the source

>> No.4882796

>>4882703
Ex gyaru milf who's still got it? Sign me the fuck up!

>> No.4882814

>>4882659
maybe it's just a baggy shirt?

>> No.4882818

>>4882703
got reference?

>> No.4882833

>>4882568
This nose is an absolute atrocity, but besides that, I like what you made!

>> No.4882851

Bea

>> No.4882874

>>4882818
None yet, other than her being an ex-gyaru who Bea financially supports

>> No.4882880

>>4882851
Disgusting

>> No.4882922

>>4882833
Its picrew, btw. I can't draw. Still, they take time to put together and find the right one

>> No.4883004

>>4881893
She likes to put dads in boxes. Once a dad steps inside the box she'll never let him out. Once she decides she likes to tease a certain dad, or talk dirty to a certain dad, or dote on a certain dad, she probably won't change her mind. All you can do about it is line up to be sorted into your own box.

>> No.4883076

>>4881893
>ENTP bear
>enjoys interactions
Want a cookie?

>> No.4883085

>>4883004
>I'm in a box
>it's the "what the hell is this guy talking about" box
I want a new box

>> No.4883090

>>4883004
interesting....

>> No.4883100

>>4883085
I'm so sorry dad

>> No.4883145

>>4883085
Dad...

>> No.4883161

>>4883004
How do I get put in the "gets to balls deep animal fuck Beatani" box?

>> No.4883165

>>4882851
Could you please stay on topic? You can talk about viewers, about other vtubers, about Hololive events, about your passion for extreme ironing, or just spam nonsense
Anything but what you posted

>> No.4883179

I want to steal JC Bea's glasses and stamp on them while she cries!

>> No.4883189
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4883189

>>4882833
does it look better with just a dot for the nose?

>> No.4883196

>>4883004
I can see what you're talking about, interesting.

>> No.4883233

>>4883085
Do you prefer the lolicon box, or the virgin box?

>> No.4883282

>>4883085
new acc?

>> No.4883289

>>4883161
$17,000 worth of mugs.

>> No.4883336

>>4883233
The ojisan registered sex offender one.

>> No.4883341

>>4883189
looks too white girlish

>> No.4883346

this woman is mentally ill right?

>> No.4883359

>>4883346
A little bit

>> No.4883383

>>4883282
>grooming savescumming

>> No.4883462

>>4883346
yes she is and it's probably getting worse

>> No.4883485

>>4883189
Way fucking better! saved

>> No.4883500

>>4883346
>woman
Answered your own question.

>> No.4883508

>>4881455
no one involved in this garbage is innocent

>> No.4883560

>>4883346
What you never accidentally wanted to work for a escort service before?

>> No.4883607

As the broken mugs and cum rags pile up, so goes another day with no stream.

>> No.4883615
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4883615

You're a bunch of sick fucks.

I would never suggest removing a Beatani's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.

>> No.4883640

>>4883100
>>4883145
I don't think I said anything confusing or outlandish she just doesn't like the vibe I gave off or something.

>> No.4883702
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>>4883615

>> No.4883721
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4883721

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little grey?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the XP Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Yahida, and I have over 9000 confirmed kills.
I am trained in polar bear warfare and I'm the top weed puller in the entire XP armed forces.
You are nothing to me but just another gosling. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?
Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of oil balons across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, remote kiddo.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over nine thousand ways, and that's just with my bare bear paws.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the XP hill Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clover" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury reps all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, remote kiddo.

>> No.4883734

>>4883640
For example? Maybe your approach is wrong

>> No.4883743

Take a lesson from the desperate Tatsunoko you see fucking everywhere.
Don't let a chuuba become an important part of your life. It can only end in heartbreak

>> No.4883751

>>4883615
This gets me every time.

>> No.4883755

>>4882228
>>4882320
You are walking in the rain and find a sad and soggy Bea who asks for help. You take her back but she cuts your dick off and coats it in resin to add to her dildo collection

>> No.4883791

>>4883721
A Green Bearet
Sorry

>> No.4883807
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4883807

Beatani needs to know that binocular guy is an ikemen chad.

>> No.4883809
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4883809

>>4883743

>> No.4883855

>>4874233
Literally the only honest vtuber. At least she doesn't deny being a manipulative bitch.

>> No.4883877

>>4883743
dont listen to this guy

>> No.4883895

>>4883743
shut up

>> No.4883923

>>4883743
This. If you find yourself honestly supporting them, you are being manipulated.

>> No.4883926

>>4883743
(You)
don't reply

>> No.4883967

>>4883877
Shut up Bea you pos.

>> No.4883991

It just sounds like a cope.

>> No.4884023

>>4881455
there is no real need for a censorship bar, we all know it was zen

>> No.4884062

>>4883189
Yep

>> No.4884092

>>4883734
I have no approach I'm not a groomer I just talk like myself.

>> No.4884098

>>4884062
>>4883485
Thanks, honestly i don't even know why i asked. I should have just used my eyes. What the fuck was that nose anyway?

>> No.4884128

Sweet community building ideas:
Use https://oji.netlify.app/ to respond to all of Bea's Twitter posts until the next stream
Do not talk in chat for the entire duration of the next stream

>> No.4884140

>>4883004
We're boxmates!

>> No.4884141

>>4883807
Not with that yee yee ass haircut

>> No.4884168
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>>4884092
I mean you're probably being cringe

>> No.4884199
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4884199

>>4874233
>Don't dm me retardchama or I will block you
Just fucking do it already and save me the pain.
I'm done.

>> No.4884250

>>4883807
Why is he squeezing his groin?

>> No.4884258

>>4884168
probably. My twitter and my YT account have different names though so she'll never know which dad I am heheheh

>> No.4884267

>>4884128
ill do it

>> No.4884292

>>4884098
Nose? what nose? I see only cute perfect rare bea now! Thanks, glad you listened to me, looks great now.

>> No.4884345

>>4884250
It is from a gay porn.

>> No.4884384

>>4883791
I kek'd, (You)

>> No.4884393

I want Bea's voice to be the last thing I'd hear.

>> No.4884486

>>4883161
You don't want that box. You think you do, but you don't.

>> No.4884509

>>4882543
https://pastebin.com/PMDnuJEu

>> No.4884535

>>4884486
B-brackuchama????

>> No.4884605
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4884605

>>4884509

>> No.4884667

>>4884509
>They were punching holes in your irises larger than Pichu's anus after three hours of tough love.

>> No.4884702

>your threadly gimmick
>how would bea react to your post history?

>> No.4884705

>>4884509
What a lucky fuck.

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4884756

>>4882568
Haa... Haaaaa...

>> No.4884795

>>4884509
God I wish that were me

>> No.4884818

>>4883346
she hates Ritalin and sees her ADHD as an artist's advantage

>> No.4884902

I would have killed myself if it wasn't for Beatani

>> No.4884908

>>4884756
>>4883189

>> No.4884946

>>4884199
What did you do

>> No.4884968

In the amusement park date, would Risuna-chan be a girl, an otokonoko, or a boy?

>> No.4885000

>>4884968
Futa

>> No.4885002

>>4884968
Roll a dice

>> No.4885006

>>4884968
otokonoko

>> No.4885011

>>4884902
You heard it here, the bear saves lives! Glad you reconsidered anon.

>> No.4885014

>>4884968
otokonoko is probably best for bea's hand reps, that or female

>> No.4885026

>>4884968
otokonoko obv

>> No.4885039

>>4885006
Maybe she can sissify a guy into becoming one.

>> No.4885067

>>4885039
that's what I thought

>> No.4885095

>tall guy
>muscle definition
>above average dick length
there's no hope for me is there bros? I'm not her type......

>> No.4885094
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4885094

>>4885039
That's what I was saying.

>> No.4885109

>>4884968
Risuna-chan is 99.1% female, 0.9% male
So, otokonoko

>> No.4885125

>>4885095
Sorry anon you won't make it

>> No.4885129

>>4885095
I'm sure there's a dad who's perfect for you.

>> No.4885157

we have a DM fag among us

>> No.4885164

>>4885095
I got over what you're feeling now weeks ago. The fetish shit did soften the blow greatly since we know she's a total freak.

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4885183

>>4885157

>> No.4885186

>>4885095
Don't give up hope, there's always rape.

>> No.4885195

>>4885157
sus

>> No.4885221

>>4885095
It's over anon. My condolences.

>> No.4885282

>>4885095
I feel your pain my friend, maybe in another life we will be cute otokonoko

>> No.4885287

>>4885157
bea doesn't DM you every night? cringe.

>> No.4885342

>>4885094
source?

>> No.4885388

>>4885342
Danshikou no Kawaii Ko ga Josou Shita Hanashi

>> No.4885390

>>4885342
https://exhentai.org/g/1526239/1ba0efcc60/ Check the artists other works if you like this. Almost all of them are masterpieces.

>> No.4885447
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4885447

>>4885388
>>4885390

>> No.4885517

>>4885388
>>4885390
>gay shit
nevermind

>> No.4885531

I was asking her how to go back and edit my tweet to put it under the meme tag god fucking damn it all

>> No.4885541

>>4885517
i want to know what you expected?
t. beatani is fucking me with her dick guy

>> No.4885548

>>4885517
You're a fucking retard if you didn't see the boner in this pic.>>4885094

>> No.4885567

>>4885531
you can't edit tweets, retardchama

>> No.4885570

>>4885541
>>4885548
i thought it was futa
not literal gay shit

>> No.4885573

>>4885157
since her last stream i am actually worried she will expose my dick pic on stream she gives no fucks .·´¯`(><)´¯`·.

>> No.4885584

>>4885531
rookie mistake

>> No.4885586

>>4885517
a crossdressing boy covering his erection, what did you expect?

>> No.4885600
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4885600

>>4885095
>average height but not comically short
>fat fuck but strong due to heavy lifting
>great spiky round and straight benis IN BAGINA :--DDDD which all girls I engaged in past loved
I wonder if Bea likes dwarvish bears.
Too bad I won't ever find out.

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4885629

>>4885567
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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4885648

>>4885570
You're still an idiot for not seeing the context in post replied. >>4885039

>> No.4885662

>she's gonna buy (him) a phone
this is what your simping is going towards

>> No.4885674

>>4885648
Bea unironically isn't stupid. Just fucking crazy.

>> No.4885690

>>4885531
hahahaha you are absolutely fucking retarded it's fucking cute

>> No.4885720

>>4885690
S-SHUT UP BEA YOU FUCKING KUSOGAKIIIIIIIIIIIII

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4885755

>>4885570
What is the difference?

>> No.4885775

>>4885662
If she actually spent money on her groomers, I'd be done.

>> No.4885897

>>4885662
And you bastards said that all dads were equals.

>> No.4885942

>>4885662
>>4885897
Man I'm tired of this shit and I don't mean your posts

>> No.4885953
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4885953

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are eating beans on the couch (yah!) and then like.. dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the desk… yah" and your alllike "oh risuna dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS YOU?

>> No.4885959

>>4884818
>hates meds
fucking based in my book.

>> No.4885969

>>4885447
i'm back, I almost made it to the end, but couldn't take it anymore. good stuff.

>> No.4886011

>>4885775
>>4885897
>>4885942
anons falling for bait from shitposting bear who is always lying.

>> No.4886022

>>4885969
you rike?

>> No.4886030

>>4885953
Wat

>> No.4886055

>>4885942
ops.... better dont talk about it, that guy will then use this to make a pity post

>> No.4886119

well the thread was fun before shitposterchama woke up and started trying to derail the thread (again) by constantly replying to himself
I don't know if it's because it's later at night or all the schizos got it out of their system or if the usual troublemakers are too busy focusing on the coco threads but it's been fun, for once

>> No.4886125

>>4886030
zoomer

pretty sure he scuffed the text though

>> No.4886174

>>4885953
>>4883721
I need more Bea altered classic pastas

>> No.4886196

>>4886125
perhaps you're more familiar with the condensed (more widespread) pasta

So ur with ur risuna and yur eating beans wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>> No.4886243

>>4886119
all me baby!

>> No.4886307

Cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny chameleon
You come and go, you come and go

>> No.4886335

>>4886196
based

>> No.4886384
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4886384

>>4886307
watching Bea kum and go...

/r/ "Kumanko" edit

>> No.4886407

bea & risuna go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. she turn to her girl and say: "risuna, i love you very much yah" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our beans. there have been news report of baens being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so bea left to get full for the car. after two hours risuna say "where is my baby, she was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her bea still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

>> No.4886418

>>4886384
l-lewd

>> No.4886534
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4886534

>The stream is still almost 3 days away

>> No.4886554
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>>4884946
I don't have the patience to deal with her shit and it's clear as day, while I've been trying to hold out, that it's just not my thing. It's just not going to work out well.
Add "don't dm me retardedchama-" as the cherry on top.
Just fucking do it already you fucking bear. Better yet, I'll save her the trouble and do it myself.
I'm done, anon. I'm fucking done.
I'm going out for a walk.

>> No.4886556

>>4886534
I need my fix already...

>> No.4886583

>>4886407
now do the motorcycle one

>> No.4886608

>>4886554
wat

>> No.4886626

>>4886534
At this point, I am honestly fucking intrigued and afraid what's gonna happen whe she finally stream again.

>> No.4886654

>>4886554
You see this shit, Bea? You need a man who's autistic enough to take a pounding from you and come back for more. I'm that guy.

>> No.4886700

>>4886626
She's had enough time to cool down so I'm sure the next stream will be a fairly normal one.

Tabun. Maybe.

>> No.4886702

>>4886554
You're going to schizo get out this early?
You fucking weakling, be a strong toy, I'd spit on your face if I could.

>> No.4886707

>>4886654
A good fuckpig with zero self respect is hard to come by. Easy to cum in though.

>> No.4886717
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>>4886583
i fucking love desk. four corners just going vroom on the damn cunny. when the throttle hits, i hit. i get such a massive head rush thinking about zooming on the desk passing all the dads who can’t fuck desks. i fuck my desk passionately three times a day. i close my legs on just my tip and it makes me cum so hard yah. no risuna or dad could compare to the beautiful display of my own ejaculation that i get from rimming myself with the corners.

>> No.4886724
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>>4886554

>> No.4886750

>>4886707
She still will never cum in me and it feels fucking bad.

>> No.4886759

>>4886700
Very well Bea, I'd be satisfy with that.

>> No.4886774

rrat: Beatani is joining Coco's new agency. They will live together practicing English and cucking Kanata.

>> No.4886779

>>4886717
hot

>> No.4886784

>>4886717
it was this copypasta about a guy and a girl on a motorcycle and something something the brakes failed and he puts his helmet on her, or some shit

>> No.4886785

>>4886759
*satisfied

>> No.4886796

>>4886774
I would stop watching

>> No.4886807

>>4886717
>vroom vroom on the damn cunny
my fucking sides

>> No.4886810

>>4884702
she would get bored and do something else

>> No.4886822

>>4886717
all my desk is too sharp.... i want to try but theres gonna be two hole in my dick afterwards

>> No.4886828

Imagine farting your daughter's seed all over your expensive leather couch. She'd laugh and run to get paper towels to clean up, but your tongue has done the job before she can get back.

>> No.4886850

>>4886822
No cutting corners when it comes to desk reps.

>> No.4886864

>>4886822
>two hole in my dick afterwards
you already have two holes in your dick retard-chama

>> No.4886874

>>4886828
Imagining this made me laugh and I hate it

>> No.4886887

>>4886828
Futa bea haa. haa..

>> No.4886890
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>>4886717
kek

>> No.4886903

>>4886864
Anon...?

>> No.4886923

>>4886864
W-wait, we do?

>> No.4886928

>>4886874
in my case it reminds me of a doujin and that makes me feel disgusted with myself

>> No.4886981

>>4886864
do you also have a glans piercing?

>> No.4887011

>>4886864
based prince albert

>> No.4887123

Whenever I get a package of goslings, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the goslings as a species. To this end, I hold dad duels. Taking two dads between my shitposts and tweets, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I block the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the family and oil balon dads are tougher, and the newer grey ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the greys as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern kusogaki bea world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a gosling that is misshapen, or angrier, or more cringe than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the gosling extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one dad, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to block this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to XP Hill, A Division of Chihiro, Inc., Sonoma, CA Highway 12 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this dad for breeding purposes.” This week she wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of goslings. I consider this “Supa money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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4887168

>>4883721
this polar mouth blabbering faggot wants to take on us Grey Roughnecks huh? GET FUCKED!

>> No.4887181

touchcunny

>> No.4887200
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>>4887123
Based?

>> No.4887215

>>4887123
This is even funnier because she followed recently like 665 people and now it's 657.

>> No.4887224

So, like, what's her deal anyway?

>> No.4887242

>>4887215
Oh fuck nononono

>> No.4887244

>>4887123
but it seems that the grays only watch

>> No.4887252

>>4887215
>I didn't get picked
it hurts bros

>> No.4887282

>>4885095
I could easily pull off being an otokonoko but I would still have no chance.

>> No.4887302

>>4887215
unfollowed CCP shills, good job bea

>> No.4887331

>>4887302
Based if true

>> No.4887335
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4887335

Yah, >>4874233, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread dayo.
I went to Hidakaya a while ago; you know, Hidakaya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those foolish greys.
You, don't come to Hidakaya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Hidakaya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, Hanabi's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Hidakaya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two menhera on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Greys and otokonokos should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the grey beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you foolish poor guy?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Hidakaya balon such as myself, the latest trend among us balons is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the balon's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. UUUOOOHHHHH!
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs. Tashicunny.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>4874233, should just stick with today's special.

>> No.4887351

>>4887282
How many hotdogs can you fit in your ass?

>> No.4887388

I saw Beatani at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a cringe replyguy and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huuuh? huuuh? huuh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Asahi SUPAH DRY cans in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.4887396

>>4887168
watchalong fucking when

>> No.4887407
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4887407

This thread is kinda nice. Is that silence before full nuclear core reactor schizo meltdown?
Bea, come back faster. I'm scared

>> No.4887417

>>4887335
>hanabi
stopped reading

>> No.4887457

>>4883721
kek greys can fucking nuke xphill, then we'll drag beatani out bend her over and bang the shit out of her vulnerable defenseless cunny - the ol classic gigachad style

>> No.4887474

>>4887388
>>4887335
I don't recognize these two, which makes it way more fucking hilarious.

>> No.4887479

>>4887335
I spat out my beer holy shit 10/10

>> No.4887507

>>4887457
Get these grey barbarians out of my sight. I'm going to be sick.

>> No.4887573
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nncezuh5B9Q
COME LISTEN TO CLOVER CLUB WITH ME DADS

>> No.4887588

Forcing Bea to take psychiatric medicine! Normal girl! The light from her eyes gone!
Sucker Punch watchalong onegai

>> No.4887667

>>4887588
I don't believe the rrat she disliked ADHD meds, every ADHD confirmed lad I knew felt way better on the amphetamines.

>> No.4887678

>>4887573
She's so cuuuuuute!

>> No.4887699

>>4887396
I don't think zoomers can handle this kind of movie, these zoomer dads seem to have pussy ass vaginas.

>> No.4887725

>>4887667
Can confirm. I feel so much happier and more productive when I take my ADHD meds, but I haven't taken them in months because they cause so many negative side effects that it stopped being worth it to take them.

>> No.4887745

>>4887667
I can't speak for ADHD but I've heard similar stories about anti-depressants, literally everyone I know says they hate that shit since it makes them feel like a zombie
better to be sad than not feel anything I guess

>> No.4887769

>>4887407
BEAR reactor cores don't explode.

>> No.4887783

>>4887667
She is prescribed Concerta, methylphenidate so maybe different than the Vyvanse and others I see here. Japan is pretty strict on what's allowed to be prescribed.

>> No.4887800

>>4887745
SSRI are way different story.
As certified menhera, I could talk for hours about meds. But it's not the time.

>> No.4887863

>>4887783
MPH.. That explains a bit. Not good. I see, thank you, I'll analyze this information and other pieces of puzzle I already know.

>> No.4887864

>>4887783
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M CONCERTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAING

>> No.4887895

>>4887864
you fucking faggot LOL

>> No.4887969

>>4878020
It's spelled chequing

>> No.4888022

Every moment that my tongue is not lapping up her cunny juices is a moment I'm being robbed of.

>> No.4888059

>>4887969
Gross Commonwealther

>> No.4888091

Beatani is love, Beatani is life.

>> No.4888103

>>4888091
love? maybe I like her but love?

>> No.4888182

I'm sorry to disappoint you schizos but it was my penis that was the first one she ever saw. Should've been faster with your dick pic DMs

>> No.4888209

>>4888182
>the first one she ever saw
DYRBI KEK

>> No.4888221

>>4888103
Your Gosling reps, anon. One day you will prefer to trade the last breath in your lungs to have another moment in her streams.

>> No.4888243

>>4888182
Probably her dad's

>> No.4888306

Bea seems to be in a good mood today, it's nice.

>> No.4888326

>>4888306
I hope she likes the clover clup cover. I've been doing my singing reps!

>> No.4888333

>>4888243
bea.....

>> No.4888443

do you guys really send her dick pics? what is this, 2009?

>> No.4888465

>>4888243
Thats what I said

>> No.4888487

>>4888443
We've been doing it for weeks.

>> No.4888506

I have a small dick so I'll refrain.

>> No.4888522

>>4888506
She might appreciate it

>> No.4888528

>>4888506
that's probably what she wants to see anon. better for an otokonoko

>> No.4888549

>>4888522
>>4888528
I'm also fat.

>> No.4888559
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>>4888091
yes
>>4888103
Love is an emotion signifying a strong attachment, a foundation to care about things or people, not an infatuation kind of unstable and irrational teen shit. Nevertheless, it's a blindly addicting phenomenon..
Oshi love! I hope you're feeling good Beachama!

>> No.4888564

>>4888549
get to work

>> No.4888624

It has been two months since I have found out about Beatani-chan's Twitter DMs. Don't ask me how I did that, some things are better left untold. Anyway, we got in contact, or rather: I contacted her and she responded. I tried to be all cool and hurrhurr-in-cheek with her (if you know what I mean) but of course she saw through my act from the start.
You can fool every other idiot in /yah/ but you cannot fool Beatani-chan, especially not when face to face (or should I say: P2P?). I am sure in the few days that we were chatting for hours and hours she got a real good idea of who I really was.
So one day while I was babbling away, trying to make myself look like the best thing since sliced bread served with korokke by talking about "fucking those furries" and "that one new program I installed recently", she interrupted me by saying: "Have you ever done anal?"
I was kinda put off and shocked at first. I am not going to tell you her real age but a young girl approaching me like that just shocked me for a second or two. Then I regained my cool and answered that yes, me and my ex-gf tried it once but she didn't like that so that had been the end of that. What came next had me baffled again: "Want to try again?"
me: try again? you mean you and me?
her: no, you and your mom
me: lol what
me: so you really mean you and me?
me: hello?
her: yes, you and me, foolish guy
me: you're saying you'd let me do you up the ass?
her: more like you will let me do you up the ass
her: i already got the lube and the strap-on, you just gotta haul your ass over here
It's hard to make a decision when you're having a massive hard-on without knowing what to do with it at first. So I want to say that it wasn't really my decision when I packed my bit of shit together and hopped into the next train. I pretty much knew from the moment when I said "okay" (although I don't really remember that moment) that I was completely hers. Trapped in a web of, yes, retarded internet lust. I'll be the first to admit it. But I am sure most of you would have done the same.
I've been living with her the last week now. Sometimes we're sleeping in her futon together but most of the time she makes me sleep on the floor. The apartment itself is pretty small. Her parents aren't there. I don't know where they are and I have never asked about them. A lot of other people are coming and going, though. Some are staying for a few days, vanish and come again later. Some of them even post in /yah/, but I won't disclose their identities. I wouldn't want to make myself unwelcome here. I want to stay close to Beatani-chan. I know she doesn't want me to get too close to her, but I don't care as long as she lets me follow her for a walk outside (the Tokyo sun is so nice) and as long s I can spread my ass cheeks for her to invade me.
I feel happy. Some of you may think that I am a sad dad, that I am menhera for having let go of my apartment, my cheap job, my so-called friends. I am with Beatani-chan and that is all that matters to me. And when she holds me by the waist and furiously thrusts that big black one into my bowels, I simply cannot ask for anything more on earth.

>> No.4888647

>>4888443
Has anyone asked her for timestamped tits pic yet?

>> No.4888676

>>4888443
Of course, the real surprise was when I got one back.

>> No.4888716

>>4888624
oh_god_i_wish_that_were_me.jpg

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>>4888676

>> No.4888806

>>4888721
You and your oshi rating each other's cocks!

>> No.4888812
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https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1402826958983942149?s=19

>> No.4888822

Beatani you nigger

>> No.4888843

My ass for the bear

>> No.4888853
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4888853

Day 31 of NoReps... Bea-tan saved my image...?
Haaa... HAAA... HAAA...

>> No.4888863
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4888863

Bea getting spitroasted by Remite Kid and K*le...

>> No.4888873

Bea...

>> No.4888888

Uooooohh

>> No.4888905

>>4888888
Based

>> No.4888919

bea if you want i'll let you dress me up, fuck me, then cum on my tummy. >>4885447

>> No.4888961

bea if you want I'll prolapse your uterus and cum on your tummy

>> No.4888980
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4888980

cunnybros represent

>> No.4888981

>>4888888
based

>> No.4888986

>>4888888
WASTED HOLY SHIT

>> No.4888987
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4888987

B, B, B, BEa, BEA-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!

>> No.4888994

>>4888888
The post that saved /vt/

>> No.4888996

>>4888888
That's what it boils down to.

>> No.4889013

Who else is going to give up handreps for Bea?

>> No.4889023
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4889023

>>4888888
Uuuoooohhh indeed.

>> No.4889030

>>4889013
I be having sex does that count?

>> No.4889033

>>4888888
888888

>> No.4889062

>>4889030
That means no sex or desk reps either.

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>>4889013
I'll do it. For her.

>> No.4889109

>>4889013
I don't do hand reps for more than a month, I'm already there kek

>> No.4889147

She failed no handreps after only a single minute wtf

>> No.4889150

>>4888888
WE WON AGAIN

>> No.4889193
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4889193

Yappari I can't say it on Twitter... but try and catch up to me Bea-tan... Haaaaa...

>> No.4889218

I just realized I will probably never look on desks the same way before I met this silly kuso Bear.

>> No.4889312

how many of you are posting here cause bea /might/ be lurking and how many of you are just having a good time shitposting?

>> No.4889352

>>4889312
yes

>> No.4889358

>>4889312
I usually forget Bea lurks because I have a good time shitposting with dads. So the later for me.

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>>4889013
No. She may say no handreps, but definetly she will smash her desk to pieces with her cunny. Don't be foolish dads. Do your handreps to Bea as usual

>> No.4889404

>>4889363
Licking her desk corners when she's not looking!

>> No.4889420

>>4885755
But anon, those aren't futanari either, they're CJD just like Shimakaze-kun. Also that top one (https://exhentai.org/g/1538534/d345396579/)) and possibly the other two are biographical in part to actual CJD so it's extra gay.

>> No.4889474

>>4889420
what's CJD

>> No.4889478

It takes Bea 14 minutes to do her hand reps!

>> No.4889487

>>4885095
>tall guy
In japanese terms that's 5'10"+, dooable for most of us
>muscle definition
What women mean by this is -8% body fat, just don't eat and your abs will show.
>above average dick
Same as first point, you just need a 5+ inch dick.

>> No.4889505

>>4889478
not bad at all. wonder what she schlicks to

>> No.4889530
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>>4889312
>might
Oh anon..
Anyway, I like all dads and I like Bea.
Even if some schizos have episodes and shits the thread, I like being here in general.

>> No.4889539

>>4889487
you got it all wrong. the things I mentioned are what I am, which are things she isn't into

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>>4889505

>> No.4889574

>>4889474
Cosplay Josou Danshi, boys who cosplay as girl characters, cosplay crossdressers. It is the tag the Japanese use on all the 3DPD porn sites for Shimakaze-kuns and boy 2hus having sex.

>> No.4889586

Haha! Stinky hairy coomer Bea! hahaha look at you!! CUTE!!

>> No.4889622

>>4889574
Honestly, I don't feel that gay reading Trap manga.

>> No.4889651

>>4889622
would you feel gay having sex with a trap?

>> No.4889656

>>4889505
Forget that, I want to know if she washed her hands

>> No.4889675

>>4889622
This is the first step in the patented Kumagai Grooming Process (TM)

>> No.4889700

>>4889656
I want her to make me lunch without washing her hands.

>> No.4889703

>>4889675
jokes on her then i was already fucked by a trap

>> No.4889719
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>>4889703

>> No.4889772
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>>4889703
S-sugoi

>> No.4889777

>>4889703
B-based?

>> No.4889814

>>4889622
Normally it's not, but when it's based on real people that's different.

>>4889703
Then you won't have any problem with a Beatani CJD.

>> No.4889857

>>4889703
How was it? I want it

>> No.4889931

>>4889777
yeah

>> No.4889949

I wonder if she still accepts fetish list dms..

>> No.4889955

>>4889857
it's painful at first, of course. but i came harder than when i was with any girl (not from the anal penetration, just in general). there was more than 1 (not at the same time), so i obviously liked it. honestly hot as fuck for me when they are passable and feminine. but if they are masculine its a total turnoff for me

>> No.4890079

>>4889949
why don't u just post it here? she'll read it.

>> No.4890106
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>>4889955
>i came harder than when i was with any girl
>there was more than 1
>they are passable and feminine.
Amazing.

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>>4889955
>3d trap
>feminine
It's ok, just admit you're a faggot.

>> No.4890150

you wanna ignore it? you wanna defend it? that's fine. She only cares about one of us and it's easy to see. More replies per capita, more retweets, more engagement. I'm not gonna stand for it. Refunded my membershit (oil balon by the way) and I hope you do too. this KSGK bear needs to learn not to mess with her top dads.

>> No.4890162

>>4890079
Because nobody posted them in the way you're suggesting now.

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>> No.4890240

nurupo

>> No.4890258

>>4889955
I prefer them have a bit more masculine features, square ass and jaw, but to act more girly. I guess sexy gap moe?

>> No.4890271
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4890271

Kek, twitter

>> No.4890348

>>4890271
>not following back dads
shiggy

>> No.4890364

>>4890240
>All the NURUPO/Ga posts from the textboards lost because moot was a faggot
Beatani please kill gookmoot, revenge for not bringing them back.

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4890366

I follow and like all the dads I see on Twitter.

>> No.4890440

>>4890258
fuck, how many dads are actually fucking faggots?

>> No.4890456

bea bea

>> No.4890465

>>4890366
I mostly follow art dads

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