/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>48811446
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>48811446
love you baker thank you

>>48811446
Vesp not sleeping with his spear?

i miss altare

>I wouldn't submit but I would submit for her
How many of you feel the same way that Flay feels towards Baiken?

Banzoin KK

Idol Showdown's starting relics are all HQ references.

which one?

>>48811499
AMEN

>I love to give it raw
maybe my dream of being mating pressed by him isn't that crazy after all

>>48811813
was just about to say something like that, very based sister

>>48811676
I'd let myself get smothered by her tits willingly

Hakka stop encouraging horny yumes ToT

>>48811813
>not wanting too be mating press him
https://files.catbox.moe/tog5wq.png

I promised Axmag for the pissmites and here it is https://rentry.org/5ee38

contains pissing, dubcon, masturbation, rough fucking, ass to mouth, deepthroating, shower sex

>>48811813
See, I was right. He was designed to dominate

is hakka a fuckboy?

Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until May 22th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>April fools merch/voice packs are live! (On sale until May 8th 18:00 JST)
>3 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER YOUR TEMPANTSU
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! good job everyone!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

I like when I take my headphones off and I just hear a faint "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" from the stream

>>48812280
He's Latino so...

Is Hakka drunk? LMAO

>>48812280
>>48812496
NO

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1654509086631927808
Shinri!!

>>48812648
Holy shit lmao

I miss him.

>>48812722
RAPE!!!!!

>>48812648
what is this man doing

>>48812648
OH SHIT she's too powerful

>>48812722
i want to sniff his crotch t b h

>>48812648
He needs to stop encouraging this kinda behavior. A simple like would have sufficed

>>48812722
Love your oc (future) fansite anon

I want to kill Hakka please someone help me

>>48812954
no we must keep his chubby hands safe

Shinri legit just said "I miss being able to join random games of Fortnite or Valorant with Altare--"
Jesus leader, just throw this man a bone already

>>48812954
I'm not going to help you kill Hakka you sick fuck.

I'm curious, do gay male vtuber fans watch girls or guys? Both? Anyone here that's gay want to explain?

I could kind of see a gay guy watching the girls in a "yass queen" kind of way but I would imagine they watch the guys in the same way I watch the girls.

>>48813028
why doesn't he just ask for a collab

Hugging touch-deprived Magni.

>>48811753
>Idol Showdown becomes Holo's premier fighting game
>Cover buys its devs and the gaem
>Due to Yakuza money, it becomes a main event in Evo
>All the contestants are trannies
>I beat them up and become the champion using a Holostar
>Be the main character of /catalog/ for a few days

>>48813188
you can do it anon, i believe in you

>>48813183
Don't do it anon, he'll explode

>>48813099
im sorry are you lost

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1654668779539025920

>>48813188
>Win the following year
>Become the two time

>>48812648
W-will he... will he get bonked for this?

>>48813120
He was saying that he's trying to make his schedule work in a way where the timing lines up for him to join open calls for collabs in the evening when the boys post them, but instead of mentioning the boys as a group he said "Altare,--" like he was starting a list and then didn't say any other names

>>48812022
baka its not axel pissing in magnis ass. nah but nice, doing gods work anon

>>48813442
I wish I could fix mine too

>>48811499
Amen.

>>48813655
That's cute and kinda suspicious
I'll have to watch the vod later...

>>48811676
Yeah, me.

What types of drunk are the Tempus boys? It doesn't have to be the ones that are in this list is just a example

>>48813028
I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE, ALTARE PLZ JUST FUCK HIM ALREADY AAAAAAAA

>>48814126
Hakka said he is basically 1 and 3

Maybe the boys aren't jobbers. Maybe Kronii is just too powerful.

>>48813595
Matsuri doesn't get bonked for her degeneracy.

>>48814375
Wrong they are the job squad to kronii's Dwayne "The Clock" Johnson

>>48812942
CSS is easy if you just copy/paste things, but my instinct is always to make it look interesting so I'm obsessing over small details before inevitably giving up and going with something plain jane. I'm trying to figure out how to convert youtube videos to MIDIs but I'm a retard like my oshi. Also need to START the winamp skin, and I've made one before, but I'm trying to decide what official art to use. I think the fiery Top of the World pic Vesper uses in his pfp would work. I also just think that one is EROTIC.
It's nice to have some creative motivation outside of my own personal projects/work./spoiler]
What's a good official artwork for a WinAmp skin?

>>48814126
shinri gets very sappy, introspective, and emotional while drunk. idk where it goes on this scale
vesper is a happy sloppy drunk? he gets really loose and rambley when drunk. easier than usual to groom
magnis a reckless one. kek remember the wine? bettels probably the "secret" drunk as hes just more giggly

>>48814506
>spoiler
JOBBER RETARD LIKE THE OLD MAN
What's a good official artwork for a WinAmp skin?

>>48812022
Spicy and not a scenario I expected. Thank you for watering a thirsty Mag <3

>>48814592
has he uploaded the bday image? maybe you can do pakos art

>>48812648
Jesus Christ Shinri...

I love cats so much it's unreal

>>48813655
this is pretty confusing because shinri isn't streaming whenever altare or bettel are playing games, also relying on other others to set up potential collabs is kind of complacent. seems like a skill issue to me

Magni is gonna quit holostars this year and there's nothing we can do about it

>>48814677
Good call.
If you mean the cooking birthday art, I'm actually not wild about that one. It's good, just not my aesthetic. Still bought his whole birthday set.

>>48813188
Based

>>48814506
>but my instinct is always to make it look interesting so I'm obsessing over small details before inevitably giving up and going with something plain jane.
If you're already copy/pasting, why not start with a library like Bootstrap as a base, and then customize it into something unique? It saves a fuckload of time without compromising much originality, and usually keeps me from going down the path you're on right now.

>>48814812
From what I have seen, Shinri is a bit autistic when it comes to collabs, he worries about asking for collabs himself because he doesn't know what kind of games he can play without getting too sucked in it and he is probably busy when the others have open invites.

I want to watch Altare rape

>>48814827
no that's for next year dummy, get your script correct

>>48814458
Kek. Well if Kronii loses this one then we know our boys jobbed.

>>48812722
It is probably not healthy that I am intensely nostalgic for everything in this image.

>>48814506
not too much official art you could use. maybe Wuzi's art of him given she draws his beginning and ed screen. or maybe you could do a theme using the official manga art? something simple like the DN skin im using for my winamp https://files.catbox.moe/18cvtl.png
I do like the suggestion using Pako's art though.

>>48815025
>>48812648

whoever he meets this weekend

>Holostars Axel is a blonde blue-eyed man that says abayo
>GGS Axl is a blonde blue-eyed man that says abayo
THEY ARE

>>48815110
Turns out she's just unbeatable.

>>48815025
maid bettel

>>48815025
>>48815289
i'm drunk

>>48815308
Naruto is a blonde blue-eyed man that says datteabayo

im gonna concern about shinri

>>48815025
flay in GG

>>48815494
>I think I should stream less...
in the next day
>I WILL STREAM EVEN MORE

>>48815494
Is he drunk again?

>>48814592
>gif
>it doesnt move
what did they mean by it

>>48815023
why are our older men in tempus such autists... he should overthink about it less and just have fun however it goes, although easier said than done desu

>>48812648
i love this whore

>>48815610
based
altare please fuck him

>>48815724
>he should overthink about it less
That's called "not overthinking"

>>48815012
Thanks for the suggestion. Bootstrap is one of those things I hear at work but I never bothered to understand it.
>>48815261
Using the manga panels was my other thought. I used to love skins with manga art, and I really wish we could get more Tempus manga pages.
>(You)
Thanks for all the suggestions and support. I'm not trying to clog up the thread with fansiteposting.
>>48815216
I can hear the PlayOnline music.
>>48815646
I should have a TRANSPARENT GIF section on the fansite.

you will now remember that shinri has said on stream that hes in several fan discord servers and lurks

>>48815910
It's too late. I already know who he is. The whitenames are too obvious

>boku wa gomi da

>>48816435
kek

>>48816744

>>48816845
See
>>48811499

>>48815610
It’s why we love him

>>48816845
Damn thats crazy
So in Tempus, who has the sweetest and juiciest taint?

>>48816845
get out

>>48816845
I knew /#/ was full of retards but thinking a message of appreciation to your members is somehow bad takes it to a whole other level

>Nine game winning streak
I'm offering an official apology to Vesper and Magni.

>>48817616
Go Back

>>48817447
/#/ posters are truly the most worthless people on /vt/

Really excited for Bettel's stream, I enjoyed watching people play it years ago and I kind of forgot it existed until now

>>48815025
His yumes
I've got you, yumes o7

>>48817909
I am at home bitch.

I can't stop thinking of any of the boys playing COD zombies, god I miss it so much

>>48818248
Leader often talks about how "WaW had great Zombies" but it was kinda trash, being the first one. But BO1 was really good and then from BO2 onward they kinda messed up going too big with it

>>48815025
Shinri. The man is practically in heat at this point. He needs it.

"The things I could do with 3D fingers..."
Shinri...

>>48818679
It wouldn't even be rape, in fact, Altare will be the one raped by the end of it

>>48818381
I'll take them playing any of the original trilogy I just need my sweet streamer boys shooting zombies in the head for 3 hours so I can pretend its the old days and playing until 2 am with my online friends

>>48819034
Ayo that's kinda hot...

Interesting, it seems like all 8 will celebrate the 1 Year Anni.

>>48819339
>All 8
Huh? I thought it was about HQ?

HQ only collab never ever

"Would I look good with the one side braid - the dead mom anime haircut...?"

>>48819339
Technically they all celebrated the half-anniversary as well, I hope its something like that again because if they all are there all the time then lol its HQ's anniversary but okeh

>>48819403
I'm sure each will have their own stream as is the norm, but it's also the anniversary of the branch and the Tempus Guild.
It just seems weird because it's not common to get new members before the anniversary

>>48819506
It's probably going to be like that again considering HQ is the focus

>>48819409
Good.

Huge tits on the stream

>>48820259
My gifted ran out, grab them for me

>>48820259
those are some huge nipples

https://files.catbox.moe/pj1r01.jpg
reposting from bird app for archival purposes

>>48820259
cover up slut

>>48820854
HOLY BASED

"Is that me as a slime?"
Altventurer Shinri...

i miss axelotl prome

>>48821174
This one? >>48810165

>>48819878
See these young lads enjoying a good time together? This could be you, all you need is to have Tempus' Official April Fool's boxer briefs where you have 8 different designs customized by each of the talents to suit your needs! Only 2 days left to order them, don't miss out!

MOMMY AND DADDY HATE THE CLOCKWOMAN AND HER CHEATING WAYS IN UNO

I cant believe i saw the one straight axelotl in axels pre chat

>>48821524
based shillster

Best Altare stream to fall asleep to?

>>48821878
Minecraft any of them, basically cozy zatsu you don’t have too pay the most attention too

>>48821878
any of his minecraft streams where he's building, maybe not the underwater base one because the glass breaking sound effect is really loud

>>48820854
Holy shit thank you
I'm the one that post was replying to
I'm glad that anon didn't get forgotten
I wanted to help somehow but couldn't think of anything at the time
I'll instead post the flustered Vesper compilation again: https://files.catbox.moe/mugr4a.mp3

>>48821283
sorry i'm drunk i didn't see that, thanks!

OOOH HE TYPIN

>>48821878
I fell asleep to that one storybook reading ASMR stream from around Christmastime

>>48821878
Any collab with Kobo, you'll have a good sleep

DYSLEXIC JESTER ON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlH76mPxI5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlH76mPxI5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlH76mPxI5k

>>48822347
anon i love you

>>48821878
I like the guitar menshis, they normally happen really early for me and I get so comfy that I doze off for a bit more

>>48821694
At this point everybody does.

>>48822527
45 words a minute

>>48822082
>>48822119
>>48822499
>>48822515
>>48822636
Thank you

>>48821694
It's not that our boys were jobber, she's just that lucky

>>48822834
HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR

>>48822530
Would it be worth it for me to reclip these separately or is that compilaton good enough as is? That was the first audio clip I ever uploaded /here/ :3

>tummy wummy ache
He's become Magni in his absence

>>48822527
As a Bettelotl this is unironically giving me a hard time. I enjoy aniki's NBA 2K streams but I also want to laugh at the Jester's misery. Overlap HATE

>just be aware that this game has vulgar language
>it may say fucker or something
first cutscene of the game
>WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKER

>>48823391
>>48823509
kek

>>48823359
Axel's delaying his

DISGUSTING

You can see Bettel looking down to type. Cute!

sad news: bettel is a typelet

did axel ever say when the asmr members is going to be rescheduled for? i've been gone but was looking forward to it..

gotta hook up my Dreamcast keyboard to play this

>>48823750
I imagine this keyboard typing sounds hot and sexy

>rrat hormones
>sisters

>lingering smell
Nowa...

beating bettel when i get home from a long day at work because he wouldn't reply to my needy discord messages fast enough! throwing his empty bottles of booze at him if he fucks up on his typing reps!

He got the Sam and Max reference, nice

>>48815900
>Spoiler
I know that feel, so I'll give you the ultra tl;dr version.
>Put Bootstrap's stylesheet in your header.
>You now have access to a shit-ton of pre-designed CSS classes for every kind of HTML element and common design component, such as buttons, forms, cards, navbars, modals, etc.
>You also get classes for all common CSS rules, such as colors, common margin sizes, borders, etc.
>Everything is designed to look good together and have modern web design sensibilities.
>Now, instead of writing out tons of CSS rules individually, you can just add tiny classes to your HTML elements.
See pic related. Giving a button the appropriate paddings, text colors, background colors, hover colors, hover transition animations, text decorations, and so on, is done just by adding class="btn btn-[ColorName]" to the element, instead of manually writing like 10+ CSS rules in a stylesheet. Inspect Element is open to show you what rules "btn" and "btn-primary" each imbued the first button with. The Danger button is hovered, so it's darkened. Anything you want to customize further can be given additional Bootstrap classes, or you can write a rule with !important; in your own stylesheet to override aspects of Bootstrap.

I chose this example because it's the simplest, most visual version of the idea, but it doesn't really illustrate just how much faster this makes design, building page layouts, working with flexbox, etc. Probably 3 or so times as fast as writing CSS manually. Even if not for what you're doing right now, it's worth a look. The basics are very easy to get started with and get a good result. Picrel is from the documentation: https://getbootstrap.com/docs/5.3/components/buttons/

Shoutout to the fat Bettel theory anon

DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEJ17LsreNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEJ17LsreNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEJ17LsreNI

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEJ17LsreNI

>>48824153
>modern web design sensibilities
I'm afraid that is the opposite of the goal here, anon. But thanks for the help! I'm looking into it!

>Axel won money betting on NBA games
tempus is healing...

>>48824153
nta but sankyuu!! extremely good anon have a BIG chu~ this makes me more excited to get work done on mine this weekend!

This game is so dumb, I love it, the ending is incredible

>>48824364 (me)
>>48824153
>3 or so times as fast
A better reply image.

Did this dumbass Dingo really stream to watch TV with us and have someone to chat with?

>>48824638
He's very cute, isn't he?

>>48824638
He delayed his stream, twice, he was supposed to start at the 30 minutes mark but then decided to start earlier than that anyway.
Yeah, he's kinda dumb

wish betsy was my crippled brother

lmao what the fuck is this game. The pacing is so everywhere

I prefer the version of this game where the characters carry a keyboard around

>>48824638
this is the BFE i'm looking for: sweaty basketball meathead aniki

>>48824638
Peak brotuber content I hope the boys get together and watch the Superbowl Sunday next year

ENTER ONEECHAN

>>48824999

>I'M SO SCARED x500

They say the faggot word in this game I'm guessing?

>>48825090
Surpisngly, no
The most offensive dialogue in the game was "cripple" after that it's just f bombs

>>48825090
Why did you type faggot as "The faggot" word kek

>>48825302
TToTT

>>48825090
This was originally a Wii game, it pushes the line but doesn't cross it

KEK

>>48824364
>>48824574
>opposite of the goal here
Dude the reading comprehension is not here, I have been awake for 37.5 hours and don't have any clue what you're doing.
>>48824494
What the hell is happening

>>48825302
>>48825423
>>48825135
keep them coming please

>>48825302
>>48825423
>>48825135
>>48825644
>missed the word vomit
pukeanons why are you weak

>ate chilli
>rub the eyes
>it hurts
Dingo...

Axel's gonna switch to Apex.

>>48825682
i'm on my phone leave me alone (i really need it though)

YABBA DABBA DOOOOO

>>48825761
It was at the start in the house.

>Why didn't the big one do any thing?

Axel is like a whole minute ahead of my stream kek

>>48826017
That's Australia buff for you

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1654691204515401729?s=20
I don't understand Mamomi's tweet...

I'm having fun with Axel's reactions but I wish he would write something, anything on screen. It's triggering me

>>48825894
incredibly based vomsis ally, i'll get it later and abuse it as much as possible

I'm... not following the story at all...

>>48826226
First few chapters are pretty low on story, you could tune into the second half and barely miss anything

>>48826226
Shoot zombie

>>48826117
Neither do I. The translation is really wonky
Can anyone here properly translate it?

>>48815025
(you)

I don't hate his new mic but I will never love it as much as his phone when he's drunk and twitter spacing.

>The ootah Jazz
Axel...

>bettel after you're done raping him

This could've been a kino collab

Bettel pissed!

>>48826117
>>48826529
Basically, she's looking for fic writers from the fandom to help her create tempus comics to promote them. She likes bad ending/suffering stories, and hasn't been able to find fic writers for Flayon.

>>48827581
If only I knew chink I could lore dump her...

Ok, Axel will play NBA afterall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEJ17LsreNI

>>48827699
He’s so bald lol

>>48827885
>>48828059
No one will ever use these but thanks anyway

>>48827885
kek

>>48828103
the ugly one is pretty useful

>>48827885
I will personally make sure to use this one a lot

>>48828391
Nowa...

Bettel 1 & 2

>>48828585
>sees twins
>haha it's Bettel 1 and 2!
Jesus Christ we aren't anymore funny than /hlgg/ at this point

>>48828617
Sorry to break the reality to you

>What does this game want you to do

>>48828617
We're still better than youtube comments though, right?

>>48828617
>sees dog
>haha it's Axel!
>sees bird
>haha it's Hakka!
>sees tits
>haha it's Shinri!
>sees clown
>haha it's Bettel!
>sees fujo
>haha it's (You)!
>sees whore
>haha it's Magni!
>sees Vampire
>haha it's Nowa!
>sees faggot
>haha it's Flayon!
>sees generic anime boy
>haha it's Altare!

Why don't brotuberfags watch streams?

>>48828617
I regret to tell you a significant part of /mans/ used to post there (and on /stars/) before migrating here.

test
magni love

So... local fujos of /MANS/... thoughts on Agent G and Isaac's relationship?

>>48828891
Magni sex!

>>48828748
still better than youtube comments AND chat

>>48828807
I am

>>48828922
Not anime boys so I don't care

>>48828922
I want to have SEX with Vesper.

>>48828748
leagues better

>>48828922
campy as fuck. it's so bad at this point it qualifies as a parody and is kinda fun to watch.

>>48828922
they need to work on their manly bonds in a bed. preferably with sex.

>CHINK FEED MAKES YOU SHIT ALL NIGHT

>>48828710
God I hate that 2K hook nosed ceo

>>48829108 (ME)
FOOD*
ME RETARDED

>>48829265
stop farting is funnier

>>48829446
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE

https://www.speedtypingonline.com/typing-test
Your results?

>>48829446
saved

Vomit mention

Here you go you sick fucks

>>48829533
Rumba would never

>this boss BGM

>>48829491
I have my index injured so I got at most a 60% with 97% accuracy. how the fuck do people get to 100+

the sisters betrayed Axel

>>48829491
the most powerful fingers /mans/ has ever seen

>>48829491
Better than Bettel at least

I always wondered, what's that girl scream called? I hear it everytime like the wilhelm one

>>48829909
get owned kek >>48829913

NO, DON'T DIE

>>48829909
>>48829913
Out fucking skilled

>>48829491

>>48830067
lmao we got a keyboard warrior over here

>>48830067
KOWAI

>>48830067
what do you do for a living?

>>48829909
I'm the .1% better Anon... I didn't mean to steal your thunder and I hope you can forgive me
>>48830067
Do you use the home row? I don't. I think it might be the secret to fast typing.

I'm going to bed, I would appreciate if someone could save Bettel's vod just in case

>>48830067
This was me until I lost partial use of my left hand.
cubital tunnel a GAY

>>48829592
THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>48830225
Nothing to do with PCs, I honed my skills playing trivia on IRC and having a pillowcase put over my hands.
>>48830275
Yes anon, you must learn to touch type.

>>48829491
>used to hit a comfortable 120 WPM in my late teens
>now can't reach 100 for the life of me
I am so old and washed up fucking hell

>>48828761
>sees Vampire
>haha it’s Nowa!
dyrbi

Why won't sisters watch streams?

>>48830616
Because my oshi just ended

>>48829491
least retarded bettelion

bettel wants to fuck a monster so bad

man, I wanna see Bettel's reaction to the guy kissing his "mother"

Remember when Bettel punched Kobo in the fucking face? Good times.

I want to draw and make animations of the boys but I hate being shit at drawing

can bettel stop doing that retarded laugh it's super distracting

Will Bettel achieve his dreams of a B?

>>48831008
I'm a semi professional illustrator who just traces meme-y shit and it gets an insane amount of traction.

Caesar is just Aruran lmao

he would purposely ignore the g spot for the kayfabe

>>48831238
That fresh faced young man?

I'll never get why boomers like turkey. Literally dryest bird out there and that shit just taste bland

>>48831008
just keep doing shit and at some point it'll turn out good

>>48831423
You haven't had properly cooked turkey.

Agent G is autistic

>>48831437
altare got a botched brazilian butt lift...

>>48831503
that's just the altventurer in the pantsu being squished by gravity

Are there really naked girls at strip clubs?

>>48831731
Yes. And sex on VIP areas are also true

>>48831731

>>48831731
axel.......

OOOOOOOHH HE VOMED

HE VOM

why are all the boss tracks bangers

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

>>48831008
im with you brother, ive been doing small random animations but i don't feel like im progressing at all, and im really impatient
in the end its all about time and how many hours you put into practicing, so it don't hurt to just try and if it sucks you can just pick it up again another day

>>48828922
I ship it

He got a B

>captcha NTR w2

Why was this the first time I've heard of this game? This game is gold like piss

>bettel let the black civilian die
pale king moment

>>48832574
You need to go see a doctor anon...

>me when I try to flirt
would work on me

>if only you were sober
>briskly
THE GAME KNOWS

we'll never have a Flayon drinking stream

in the least dominant voice possible: I'm the daddy now! Teehee

>>48832995
to be fair he might explode drinking on adderall

>>48832995
he's the designated driver of VG

this game is ridiculously good

What the fuck is this game lmao

here it comes

What the FUCK

ENTER SHINRI

>>48833245
Typing of the Dead

>>48833052
good thing he doesn't have any now

>>48830875
It was worth it

Did bettel say what was his wpm?

>Bae mention
I NOW SHIP THEM! BAETTEL NATION WW@!?

>>48833506
45

>>48833536
kek, I like the name at least.

>>48833536
Hey, I ship anything if it's cute

>>48833536
>pathetic whiteboy x ABG
Literally most normie mixed-race pairing. Hollywood overdid this pairing at this point

>"This is suddenly impressive gameplay"

TFW don't type homerow, but still manage to use all my fingers.

Does no one even listen to this guy, he said multiple times he types with two fingers.

>>48833636
Same here, don't have to look down either

>>48833536
I want to see Bettel talk about shit from his childhood and Bae be completely confused what he is talking about

>>48833716
Generation gap ship is cute...

ISP HATE

He typed too hard...

He Alt+F4'd KEK

>bred sex

here we go

Molest Leader

kinda hot ngl

>>48834428
molesting leader so frequently he grows up not knowing it's abnormal and he's always way too touchy with the tempus boys ToT

abayo vod

>>48834538
nah, its been fine for everyone else who played it

incoming n word

Bettel... retard...

clussy fuckers....this your oshi?

CLOWN

>stevenkawking

>stephen hawkings

Stripper

this man is legally brain dead

charge your fucking phone you idiot clown

>i want to return to the womb
he just like me

>>48834653
You rang?

>>48834875
but whose womb?

>>48833716
Quick chickenscratch MSPaint from memory (I don't remember what Bae looks like) because I thought it was funny. I was overcome by the need of a new way of humiliating the jester: making him feel OLD

>>48834917
yours

>>48834920
kek

>>48834920
Cute!

this movie was better than the barbie movie

What a ride.

IRyS asked for the perms btw

This is the garbage fanbase that VG reeled in.

>>48835075
i thought it was botan?

>>48834932
alright cum on in

What a ride

>>48835082
VG reeled in nijifags we know. But these nijifags constantly SC the boys so I'm not complaining

>>48835162
tempus always had nijifags, vg just reeled in the ones that have money

>>48834920
LOVE your bettel but please put him into protective custody if you wish for him to live long enough to collab with bae. HIGH punchability