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Pwevious Thwead: >>48671549

>> No.48695354 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.48695366
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.48695376

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.48695378

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

>> No.48695389

I'm the only real chumbud because I want to spend more time with Gura.

>> No.48695396
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I love Gura the most!

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shark love!

>> No.48695436

>>48695378
This is probably the most retarded ritual post I've ever seen.

>> No.48695438

>10 days since the last Gura stream
>5 days of no Gura streams prior
>Only 5 Gura streams in April
WE ARE SO BACK!

>> No.48695445

>>48695345
Thought I was looking at boobed gura for a sec

>> No.48695464
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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>48695445
Here you go.

>> No.48695480

>>48695389
I made this post

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>> No.48695522

>>48695486
i need to touch that bony little butt

>> No.48695541

I wonder if Gura gooms more than I do?

I'm busy with work all the time. I just don't have the time to fap daily.

>> No.48695552

Goob morning, I love Gura.

>> No.48695553

>>48695472
That's Gabby the slut

>> No.48695555

>>48695438
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-oesn't cout!!!! retard

>> No.48695574

>>48695553
Don't call Gura a slut

>> No.48695594

>>48695574
That's Gabby tho

>> No.48695603
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I wish she was a more active streamer but also understand that I can not make her be one.
Thus I will simply enjoy the moments I still get to have with her.
Goodnight chums.

>> No.48695605

>>48695594
They are the same person dumbud

>> No.48695610

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>> No.48695632
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>>48695541
She gooms twice a day at least so she definitely gooms more than you

>> No.48695648

>>48695605
Meds

>> No.48695695

>>48695603
Defeatist mindset

>> No.48695698

>>48695632
Gura is a girl, she gooms a few times a week and thinks it's sooooo much.

>> No.48695764

>>48695695
It's called reality.

>> No.48695799

>>48695695
Your schizophrenic posting in this thread has nothing to do with whether or not Gura streams. Go find some non maladaptive activity to do during the downtime, you'll be much happier that way.

>> No.48695798

>>48695378
do people actually do this

>> No.48695852

>>48695798
Only the people with psychosis do.

>> No.48695869

>>48695798
I did like 4 times in the past month.

>> No.48695917

Gura sucks

>> No.48695978

>>48695917
I don't agree, but you are entitled to your own opinion. Alternatively, my cock.

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>>48695917
Yeah, me ToT

>> No.48695992

>>48695698
Girls goom a lot more than that tho
t.fembud

>> No.48695993

>>48695798
I dont because I actually see Gura as a human.

>> No.48696000

>>48695917
Yeah my dick

>> No.48696089 [DELETED] 

/pedo/

>> No.48696114

>>48696089
Go back.

>> No.48696123 [DELETED] 

>>48695993
She doesn't see you as a human though.

>> No.48696137
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That has to be one of the least effective shitposting tactics

>> No.48696221

>>48696123
projecting

>> No.48696286

>>48695989
Uoooh

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>>48695917

>> No.48696406

>>48696221
If she did she could communicate about canceling 3 streams in a week rather than hopping on twitter just to post a dino gif. if she did she would've talked about delaying the back to the future watchalong instead of making a random garlic bread tweet and ban the word "stream" and "streaming" from chat and comments. if she did she would've posted a happy thanksgiving tweet instead of disappearing with a shitty excuse about tech issues only to reappear 2 weeks later pretending that nothing happened. If she did you wouldn't need to constantly damage control this thread every day because her fanbase would actually be feeling happy and at ease instead of insecure and frustrated.

>> No.48696482

>>48696406
Bruh this thread doesn't matter

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Chumpedos are hot

>> No.48696493

>>48696482
Matters more than your whole life ever did.

>> No.48696632

Guys, I think I survived my first heart attack yesterday. I just took my bicycle to the bank and I can still feel it. If I wasn't living life on the edge before, I certainly am now.

>> No.48696645

>>48696406
Let me guess, you also think she's lying everytime she explains herself

>> No.48696673

>>48696632
Don't die, chumbie.

>> No.48696683

>>48696632
congrats bud, it's all downhill from here
pretty sure I almost had a stroke last year and I haven't been quite the same since

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>> No.48696739

>>48696645
She doesn't lie because she never explains herself unless you're talking about vague sentences like the pinned chat message or all the times she avoided talking about what was the issue with her.

>muh privacy
There's no need to show us her clinical records, all she needs to do is ARTICULATE about her situation and keep us updated with COMMUNICATION like any frigging vtuber that gives a shit about her fanbase.

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>> No.48696833

>>48696739
so, will you continue to seethe in the threads here until eterntiy or do you actually have any life plans?

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>> No.48696924

>>48696903
I love this art so much T u T

>> No.48696946

>>48696833
Nice argument faggot. Kill yourself.

>> No.48696968

>>48696946
hit a nerve huh?

>> No.48697097

Chum bros... What are the odds that Gura-chan is rich now, and simply doesn't care about us anymore?

>> No.48697172

Time to watch goob goob collab with the pink catto!!!
Pink cat cute pink cat cute!

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I'm the onahole of /ggg/.

>> No.48697223

>chumbud dies from totally preventable disease
good ole' chumbud

>> No.48697235

>>48696833
You stupid bud he is terminally here

>> No.48697263

>>48697219
King…

>> No.48697274

>>48696968
You are literally living rent free in this general to be the resident white knight who can't help himself from being a retard pretending things aren't going down hill and everything is fine when it's obvious to anyone who isn't a chatGPT drone that she's neglecting her fanbase and doesn't show any signs of improving her communication habits that have gotten only worse even though she said she was going to communicate more. She cannot even bother to retweet a collab or make a tweet about the 3 streams that everyone was hype for, there was people waiting for her to show up and have a good time together yet she ghosted everyone and never addressed the 3 canceled streams again after.

The complacent yesmen discordfags like you deserve only the most painful of deaths, you are ruining Gura's perception of her fanbase just to feel superior to others and win discord reputation points in your retarded circlejerking discord server.

>> No.48697330

>>48696632
Please go see a doctor and stop eating junk

>> No.48697360

>>48697274
Retard

>> No.48697372

>>48697274
>wall of text
kek, really hit a nerve

tldr btw

>> No.48697411

Ah, its the discord schizo who sees "discordfags" everywhere. Should have known.

>> No.48697417

Fuck off John.

>> No.48697433

Jesas where did these megafags come from? They're so fucking snappy, every little thing makes them explode.

>> No.48697474

>>48697411
>implying you aren't one of them

>> No.48697588

>>48696632
Drink more water and coffee without sugar. You can prevent most blood-related problems this way. Water keeps your veins wide and strong, coffee helps getting rid of dead blood cells.

>> No.48697592

Jeez who trigger that verbose tranny?

>> No.48697624

>>48697474
>implying you are not a paranoid superschizo

>> No.48697625

>>48697588
Agreed, coffee with sugar is a poison

>> No.48697712

>>48697330
I don't think I will. It felt awful but I was able to remain calm. I think I am ready.

>> No.48697719
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I don't know about you buds, but I'm feeling pretty alright.

>> No.48697755
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I love her

>>48697719
same

>> No.48697777

>>48697274
Based

>> No.48697782

>>48697719
I do too. Except for the heart attack.

>> No.48697805

>>48697097
Isn't it obvious that's what happened? Comes back to shill merch and sponsor streams

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>>48697755

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>>48697097

>> No.48697974

>>48697937
Stop. You're gonna give me another heart attack.

>> No.48698008

>>48697937
I don't really see the issue here. All Gura involved content is good content.

>> No.48698044

>>48698008
Go back to work John.

>> No.48698073

>>48697937
I miss her so much.

>> No.48698079

>Just wake up and watch the stream
>whit chocolate is impostor and enemy
I love this fucking retard but also sus

>> No.48698165

I want to pull apart Gura's buttcrack and smell it. Like right where her bumhole is, I want to smell it and sniff all along the crack. It probably so warm, and a little bit moist around the bumhole. I want to lightly kiss it with my lips. Imagine how lewd it smells, even more lewd and private than her cunny and your smelling it and kissing it. Could even french kiss Gura's asshole and slip the tongue in a little bit.

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>>48698079
White chocolate is just hardened milk

>> No.48698175

>>48697937
Holy shit, even chumbuds are realizing this! dude, I love Gura but that makes me real pissed off

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Does anyone else get a numb left arm when they're stressed?

>> No.48698288

>>48698165
This but to her tailpit

>> No.48698310

>>48697274
Nofaggots and complainercucks are absolute poofs. Like you're a fuckin poofter mate. Imagine picking on a little girl. You dress in women's clothing you fucking effeminate tranny. If you weren't such an inverted dick having poofter girls dick, you'd be here horny posting about how you want to fuck Gura's breedavle child cunny while licking her flat chest. But no you just a fucking girly man entitled whinging dog anus licking shirtlifting pillowbiter. Yeschads are yesgods and you whining poofs will never guzzle Gura's piss. Go watch the homos if Gura's not good enough for you.

>> No.48698328

>>48698285
That's strange I don't think so

>> No.48698350
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>>48698310
Why are you arguing with yourself?

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.48698376

>>48698285
I lost feeling in both my arms yesterday.
Awfull feeling in my chest. Cold and shaking. Had to lay down on the floor to prevent losing consciousness. I wanted to hyperventilate but I knew not to do that. Now my heart feels kinda stiff and exhausted.

>> No.48698394

>>48698350
Yeschads ARE Yesgods.

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>>48698079
And I will happily devour all of Gura's Enemies!

>> No.48698410

>>48698376 (me)
I'm now smoking weed and having monster for breakfast. The weather is nice, I'm still alive. God is good.

>> No.48698457

>>48698410
Smoking weed will make you as retarded as me, if you manage to avoid the psychosis. Heart attacks will be the least of your worries when you can't even tie your own shoelaces anymore.

>> No.48698460

>>48697937
of course this is omitting that at this point in time in 2022 she already was struggling with major health issues and had to take her health break soon after

>> No.48698474

>>48698406
Fatfuck I am starting to worry about you, look at those posts above you...

>> No.48698609

>>48698457
I did not manage to avoid the "psychosis".
Also I'm not the least surprised. I have known for a long time that the chances of me living to see 30 where slim at best and I've always known that it was either gonna be lungcancer or a heart attack that was gonna be the end of me. It's all going exactly as expected, actually.

>> No.48698623

>>48698044
I don't get this meme.

>> No.48698664

>>48698460
>major health issues
lmoa imagine unironically believing this when she went to a different country to sightsee just shortly after.

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The cat's not very bright

>> No.48698687

>>48698623
>being this new

>> No.48698784
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stop bullying gura guys she's just a little coin battery

>> No.48698871

>>48698664
You absolute retard. At that point in time her health was extremely bad because she did not visit a doctor all this time. After she did she had to take 1 month off and then got the ok from her doctor to visit Japan.

>> No.48698873

>>48698685
mating press

>> No.48698933

>>48698871
then how do you justify her disappearing without saying anything for 2 weeks in november and not even retweeting about being at mori's concert in asia during those 2 weeks? what about all the ghosting that she did and still keeps doing like last week and the weeks before? pull your head out of your ass.

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Goomba erotic.

>> No.48698978

>>48698784
T u T

>> No.48699001
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chumbies are literally dying from lack of gunny

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>> No.48699012

>>48698784
what does she taste like if you lick her

>> No.48699039

>>48698784
>le coin battery
Only when she makes an excuse not to stream, but not anything else

>> No.48699073
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>PLEASE HATE GURA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
Nyo

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>>48699073
based

>> No.48699106

>>48699012
The cunny among batteries T o T

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her slit is roughly the size of a chocolate coin and just as sweet

>> No.48699168

>>48698933
how is that excluding her having health issues? stop moving the goalposts now after claiming she was lying about her health just because she was able to go to japan after a long break

>> No.48699235

>>48699146
How am I suppose to fit it...

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>>48699001

>> No.48699257

>>48699251
sexxo

>> No.48699263

>>48699251
Is this an AI?

>> No.48699275

>>48699251
I want to lick her body so bad...

>> No.48699293
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>>48699263
dumbud

>> No.48699336

>>48695378
Done my part.

>> No.48699347

>>48699263
yeah
>>46645221

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post your AIs buds

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>>48699378
Best AI gurass

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Chumbies I think I found her...

>> No.48699691

>>48699263
no it's Gura

>> No.48699698

>>48699583
Nyo...

>> No.48699742

>>48699583
>GauGura's head
It's over...

>> No.48699748

>>48699504
I want to bury my face in it so bad...

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My eyes have feeling all burny since yesterday and I don't know why.

>> No.48699793

the koyori appearance is only making me miss her more, it was not enough dammit

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>>48699073
I'll hate fuck Gura!

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>>48699759
Hmmmm Gura I wonder why.

>> No.48700562

>am entire month with 0 streams on her channel and 0 context for most of her subscribers
I don't understand why Gura treats her channel like this

>> No.48700594

Pissy cunny

>> No.48700828

I really hate being lied to. I wish Gura would just graduate. I don't trust her anymore. She clearly doesn't care and fell out of love with her fans. Continuing is just sad at this point.

>> No.48700864

>>48700828
>Sad
Isn't the word I would go with but it's certainly something.

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>>48695345
Money completely changed Gura. She takes home between $100k-$300k or more a year from memberships alone. And that doesn't include any of the money she makes from superchats, adsense, merch sales, or sponsorships.
She doesn't need us anymore and she looks down on us now. We aren't worth anything to her anymore. That's why she doesn't stream. She doesn't appreciate her fans because the money went to her head. She's too good for us now.

>> No.48701192

And clearly she has been ashamed of her fanbase for a while. She doesn't want us to show up in other holos chats. There's literally no other reason not to tell us in what collab streams you are going to appear.

>> No.48701231

>>48701192
This is the chumbuds she created.

>> No.48701255

When is the next ztream?

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>>48695605

>> No.48701331

>>48697937
Seeing this hurts...

>> No.48701376

>>48698460
>struggling with major health issues
lol

>> No.48701545

>>48701110
If you made that kind of money like Gura you too would want time off to Enjoy it.

>> No.48701558

>>48701231
And she has regrets, clearly.

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Is he bumping the thread for us?

>> No.48701765

Yes don't forget to counter it with your stupid cope.

>> No.48701905

>>48701545
>almost a year of time off
Might as well retire and stop working altogether.

>> No.48701944

I hope there will be a ztream soon

>> No.48701993

>>48701905
it's amazing but somehow things do keep getting worse. You'd think we'd reach some kind of bottom at this point but no

>> No.48702007

For me, it's ztreams and gyhosting

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Remember when Gura used to be known as the EN Ayame? I wish that was the case but Ayame is producing more than twice the content.

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>>48701662
Not sure but I appreciate

>> No.48702391

>>48702070
even haachama will surpass gura's streamed hours eventually and it's gonna be fucking ironic because haachama is actually clinically retarded.

>> No.48702470
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There is plural here, what songs is she learning?

>> No.48702555

>>48702470
shitty cookie-cutter j-pop for umisea or other "projects" that are nothing but glorified commercials for useless merch

>> No.48702697

>>48702555
>memory holing the EN concert

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>> No.48702821 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/-vxQ-6Plau0?list=PLcdL5pEBdtuVg9wHyVKTO_a8xsnL5kyEH

>> No.48702862

u ok buds??

>> No.48702935

>>48702862
No. I can't stop playing civ6.

>> No.48702959

>>48702007
For me its the ghost emotes since you cannot ban emotes in chat or comments.

>> No.48703055

>>48701376
>SHE IS LYING! DO NOT BELIEVE HER AND INSTEAD BELIEVE ME, RANDOM THREADSHITTER-KUN NR. 2344

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>> No.48703376

Ztream doko?

>> No.48703469

>>48702862
I'm great comfy watching tornado documentaries.

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>>48703055
NTA, she has health issues, but not "major" ones. I mean, if she can repeatedly go for a long trip to faraway country to do singing, dancing and recording then they can't be that major. It still forced her to choose between streaming and idol shit though, and unfortunately she chose the idol shit. Which is a shame, bacause it is exactly at this time of weak health she should focus more on streaming instead of doing all this draining work. If it's Cover that is forcing her do this then dunno, she should feign near-karoshi or something, at this point they could maybe believe it.

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>> No.48703824

>>48702862
My day is going really poorly
>>48703611
Not gonna claim to know anything about Gura's actual circumstances but if I was in poor health and didn't know how many (good) years I had left in me, you bet your ass I would prioritize travelling and working on big projects over simple streaming

>> No.48703837

>>48703611
>but not "major" ones. I mean, if she can repeatedly go for a long trip to faraway country to do singing, dancing and recording then they can't be that major.
at least read the conversation you retard >>48698871

>> No.48703883

almost summer I'm gonna goom

>> No.48703889
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goob morning
Had a dream last night that Gura and I were chasing a tornado but then we got stuck in the path of one and had to hide in a school. When it was over we went outside and surveyed the damage and found out our car was destroyed but it was her dad's car so we had to call him and he was really angry at me.

>> No.48703936

>>48703824
reading your last comment I pray you are not really Gura because that worries me.
If I was her and did not know how many good years I had I would spend it with loved ones my Family.

>> No.48704090

>>48703611
I say it one last time: The sickness she has is goddamn NARCOLEPSY. Call me an armchair doctor all you want but all of her symptoms leave no room for specualtion that its anything else. This sickness is chronic and won't go away. She talked about her health issues since her debut and did not go to the doctor even ONCE. Everything built up for almost 2 years until it got so bad that she finally went to a doctor to take a look at her. And when someone who usually never goes to the doctor finally sees no other way then to go and get a checkup you know its bad. The sickness makes her 2-3 times more tired than a normal person and that is why she is talking about having a "coin battery".

>> No.48704162

>>48703936
Having a really close brush with death, even temporarily, can really change your outlook on life, and make you realize that you really can't afford to put off the things you really want
>>48704090
Not saying I believe you but narcolepsy overall sounds pretty cute... I mean look at videos of narcoleptic pets

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I don't care if she doesn't like streaming, I just wish she didn't lie to us

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>>48703889
I want to dream of Gura too...

>> No.48704226

Jesus the state of the VOD comments
Just antis from /here/ over and over, 0 members complaining

>> No.48704232
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>>48702070
How does it get to a point where someone streams more in one week than Gura has all year..

>> No.48704270

>>48703055
Have you ever heard of the tale "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?

>> No.48704330

>>48704226
Anon, all the members either left or accepted the ayamefication. Only shitposters remain.

>> No.48704335

The lack of streams isn't the only issue. There's no way she couldn't find the time to communicate with members posts or twitter more often. What stopped her last week from hopping 2 minutes on twitter from her iphone and say something about the 2-3 streams she got us so hyped for? what ever the fuck happened to the animal-related mystery game?
There's no excuse, she either hates us to the point she wants us to suffer and kill ourselves or simply doesn't think about us at all when she doesn't work.

At this point I don't believe her anymore on the fact she talks to us in the shower, because if she actually thought about us so much that she'd naturally talk to us at random time during her day then she wouldn't do this because it would mean she actually cared to some extent.

>> No.48704351

I wish Gura would do cooking streams like Pekora..

>> No.48704436

>>48702070
>>48704168
>>48702391
The "what I count as streams" auto repeat beat stick is the one thing you guys have huh?

>> No.48704551

>>48695354
Every time I see this ritualpost, this video comes to my mind. https://youtu.be/f4XlJIAXnqY

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>> No.48704558

the fuck is going on here, she literally showed up in koyori stream
>>48699073
yeah pretty much, but hey they reside in this general anyway

>> No.48704643

>>48704558
The cuckposter's ban expired

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>> No.48704720

Some people in vods are claiming she banned "ghosting" from comments. How can I verify if it's true?

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I was ready to goom but then I decided to update my computer wait nvm there it goes

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>>48704643
if only he changed his narrative...
"she lied to us" is getting boring, but hey what do you expect from third-world shitter eh?

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>>48704722
Goom. Now.

>> No.48704763

>>48704436
>>48704558
are you fucks seriously counting that cameo as streaming? the one she didn't even bother tweeting about becuse she considered it not significant? fucking yesbuds are braindead and why we're in the situation we're in

>> No.48704794

I think everybody who complains about Gura's lack of communication is a) valid and b) ignorant that Gura clearly has some sort of communication anxiety. Does that excuse it? Up to you I guess, but personally I don't like making phone calls or initiating communication and I'd consider what I have to be normal or mild, and I'd imagine what she has is much worse than that. I forgive her for it, I've accepted that's just how she is, and I still love her anyway

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>>48704736
I am glad he is easy to filter tho.

>> No.48704854

>>48704755
I'm weak to exposed tummy TuT

>> No.48704862

>i still wanna do movie may, so next weekend we do dat, or maybe the starwars on may4th!
I got the emssage, Gura. Your "maybe" = "actually no fuck you". Thanks.

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>>48704854
Oh nyo

>> No.48704898

>>48704558
Gura is deliberately going out of her way to join collabs and projects. Anything to get out actually talking with chumbies. If you don't have a problem with that I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.48704927

>>48704270
no but I heard of the tale "Anon is a huge schizo"

>> No.48704937
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>2 hours and 20 minutes left to usual frame up time

>> No.48704976

>>48704937
Pretty sure it's 5 hours

>> No.48704980

>>48704335
>There's no way she couldn't find the time to communicate with members posts or twitter more often
come on anon, she has always been like that and never used twitter much from the very start. this is nothing that just happened out of the blue or recently

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>>48704898

>> No.48705023

>>48704862
retarded yesbuds will keep defending her on technicalities like 'maybe'
fucking pathetic

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Man, tornados are scary.

>> No.48705127

>>48705030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFrgSVoJi1U

>> No.48705132

>>48704980
>she has always been like that and never used twitter much from the very start
not a good excuse, it was fine at the start because she actually streamed and put out schedules but it isn't going to work anymore when we're left in the dark with no streams or communication
if she can tweet out gifs and gibberish she has time to tweet out a heads up about what to expect/not expect this week

>> No.48705179

>>48704720
She did ban it. Not sure if it's still banned now though.

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vadim, soon your country will be erased from this world, i will gladly watch invader raping your sister while i print and look to your mangled corpse everyday

>> No.48705234

>>48704794
>clearly has some sort of communication anxiety
Then she's in the wrong profession. It's really that simple.

>> No.48705297

do we know when she's going back to Japan? We know it's soon but it's possible she's travelling right now

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>> No.48705410

>>48704980
She never communicated on twitter because she actually streamed before and you could just ask her on stream but now there's no excuse to not use twitter and what she's doing is just cruel.

>> No.48705502

>>48705127
This makes me wonder what I do if I were with Gura in an emergency situation.

>> No.48705562

>>48704894
goom'd

>> No.48705592

>>48705502
She's a shark anon. She'll evolve into a sharknado

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>>48705562
Good. Now goom again.

>> No.48705811

>>48705410
nah, even as sen she barely used twitter

>> No.48705883
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being a Gura fan used to mean watching funny shark girl, now it means argue with retarded pedophiles on 4chan. sadge

>> No.48705916

Where the fuck are her streams?

>> No.48706035

>>48705916
She's streaming a star wars watchalong for members today like she promised.

>> No.48706100

>>48705592
Yeah, but what about an earthquake, or a nuclear attack, or uhh a bank run?

>> No.48706172

>>48705883
It's her fault really. Streams = happy fanbase and discussion. No streams = discontent and anxiousness.

>> No.48706223

>>48705883
How did you even find this site?

>> No.48706270

>>48706100
She will escape to the space and become a spaceshark

>> No.48706273

>>48706223
friend showed it to me in middle school

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>> No.48706338

>>48706035
>promised
no

>> No.48706385

>>48706035
It's not promised until it happens

>> No.48706393

The Star Wars watchalong isn't going to happen is it

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>> No.48706438

>>48706393
she said "maybe" so what do you think?

>> No.48706457

Why do you guys say such mean things about Gura here
you know she reads this thread

>> No.48706463

>>48706035
>promise
she said maybe today, but that was supossed to be weekend movie, retard. It could be May 4 or weekend

>> No.48706475

>>48706270
Truly the gex guthor of our time

>> No.48706480

>>48706393
There has been no news or mention so far. Make sure to not keep hopes up just in case.

>> No.48706486

>>48706457
>guys
>she reads this thread

>> No.48706488

>>48706393
>>48704862

>> No.48706521
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>> No.48706527

>>48706457
i dont think Gura can figure out how this site works.

And even if you're right, Good. we shouldn't be eating a shitsandwich she has a right to know she's disappointed. She's spent the last six months ghosting us for week at a time. It's ok for her to know we're disappointed

>> No.48706555

>>48706457
Gura doesn't want to read a thread that only talks about raping children

>> No.48706560

>>48706527
>we

>> No.48706566

>>48706527
Schizochama, take your meds pls.

>> No.48706573

ASMR never ever

>> No.48706600
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>>48706555
This. She wants chumbies to rape her only

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>> No.48706640

>>48706600
Based. Gura needs to be forcefully raped and passed around her chummies.

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>>48706640

>> No.48706705

>>48706338
>>48706385
>>48706463
I'm sorry, I didn't realize. No need to be dicks about it.

>> No.48706741

>>48706640
There's no need for the rest of you, I alone will accomplish this task.

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Reminder that Gura wants chumbie to save their goom for her and her only. If you goom for other holos you are betraying her. Gura shlicks herself with her vibe thinking about the chumbies who fight each other every day to prove they love her the most.
Every time a chumbie makes a post where he complains about the lack of streams and the little time spent with Gura this year she gets wet.

Complain more, be more jealous and tell her you love her more often whenever you have the chance. This is the only way to make her addicted to streaming for her loyal chumbies.

>> No.48706792

>>48695345
Would fuck in the throat.

>> No.48706813

>>48706763
NijiEN tier soundpost

>> No.48706841

>>48706457
>you know she reads this thread
no she doesn't
not even once I am sure

>> No.48706883

>>48706763
Gura dreams everyday of getting creampied by her fans. She desires chumbud cock. She loves us

>> No.48706886

>>48706741
This but me instead

>> No.48706908

>>48706841
Okay Gura now don't forget to put the frame up for the watchalong later otherwise the vod comments are not gonna look nice tomorrow.

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>>48706883
>dreams
She already creampied by me every night tho.

>> No.48706971

>>48706841
sure thing gura

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>chumbuds want to rape this creature

>> No.48706997

>>48706960
This is so fucking hot for some reason

>> No.48707006

>>48706983
She needs rape. She wishes to be raped.

>> No.48707015

>>48706983
This doesn't seems like rape tho

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>>48706960
God I want Gura to be my abusive gf.

>> No.48707035

>>48706983
T u T

>> No.48707039

>>48706983
But that's Gawr? Still would tho.

>> No.48707076

>>48706960
Fucking brat... I will show her...

>> No.48707085

>>48706983
I would consummate our (Gura and I) marriage at the altar.

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I want to do inappropriate things to Gura's sharkpit

>> No.48707197

>>48706983
T u T

>> No.48707209

>>48706983
Me at the bottom

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sorry, wrong pic

>> No.48707254

>>48706983
fucking unironic pedophiles

>> No.48707258
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No horny

>> No.48707270

>>48706983
TIGHT CUNNY

>> No.48707276

>>48707235
Still would

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>>48707254
Hey don't blame me, it's all her fault. She's too erotic.

>> No.48707351

>giving more attention to a naked children pic than Gura treating her simps like shit
You scums are fucking hopeless. Go fucking kill yourself.

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>>48707351
Since you ask nicely

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>>48707343
tell it to the judge, pal.

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>>48707258
Yes horny

>> No.48707450

I will fuck a child, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>48707410

>> No.48707485
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what's the point of these threads anymore?

>> No.48707495

What would Gura be doing in the year 1752?

>> No.48707516

w-we... we're still getting the May 4th Star Wars streams, right, dear chumbuds?

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>>48707485
If we didn't have an outlet to discuss Gura, we would go insane. The FBI keeps this thread alive.

>> No.48707544
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>>48707485
>Moom reference

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>>48707351
Spend another month 24/7 here looping about how Gura hates her fans, maybe I will give you another pity (you).

>> No.48707563

>>48707495
child bride to my ancestor

>> No.48707565

>>48707495
getting raped

>> No.48707574

>>48707485
seething and gooming

>> No.48707585
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>>48707485
To post this.

>> No.48707599

>>48707565
Yeah by me

>> No.48707601

>>48707565
Yeah by me

>> No.48707617

>>48707495
Raped because she naturally begs for fan cock. Even in 1700 she is a public use tool

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>>48707485
To contain the schizos for this board and proceed exorcism for them by posting cunny

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>>48707485
cunnyposting, duh

>> No.48707694

>>48707599
>one second
wtf you are just like me!

>> No.48707698

>>48707495
writing nonsensical letters to her many male courters about how she loves them but is too busy battling cholera to spend time with them, while she has a dalliance with a more endowed male caller

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>>48707698
'tis I

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>>48707698
Good job you finally wrote something a little bit funny and creative. I hope you can keep this up to make your shitposts look readable

>> No.48707803

>>48707756
I think it just blinked?

>> No.48707815

>>48707803
Meds

>> No.48707825

>>48707803
meds

>> No.48707931

>>48707351
Based
Cunnyposters are the og chumbuds.

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>>48707351
oh nyo stay mad

>> No.48708130

>>48707351
what else is there to say other than "man I wish Gura would stream or at least update us"? we've talked this topic to death

>> No.48708202

>>48708130
you don't understand
if he does not get the feeling he has influence in this thread he goes into full-on panic mode

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>>48706385
>>48706338
so basically nothing she says should be ever taken as something that will be done
>>48706172
she hates us

>> No.48708268

>>48708202
Even if he makes it worse? That can't be true. That'd be extremely gay

>> No.48708287

Gura told me she loves me telepathically

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>>48707351
My anger only makes my erection stronger. I will keep gooming for Gura while I'm angry at her for being an entitled brat who needs correction.

>> No.48708378

>>48708268
He is clearly those gay ass who likes to circle jerking in his Gura bait threads. You tell me.

>> No.48708398

>>48708287
Gura told me she loves me in the phone

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>> No.48708457

>>48708287
If I go long enough without drinking water and I edge for 4 hours straight, I can see and feel gura hold my hand and kiss my lips when I Goom

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>>48708317
This. I will be mad at my daughter, I will get angry when she did something stupid or wrong, but I will never abandon her. I will spank the shit out of her tho.

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How can people genuinely defend this?

>> No.48708526

>>48708472
Give your daughter some pants to wear first fatherbud...

>> No.48708527

>>48708501
by masturbating

>> No.48708561

>>48708527
some of us like her more than a coomer content to fap to. she isn't some twitch e-whore

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>>48707351
No matter how many hundred of Gura hates us posts you made. I need to masturbate. And Gura is the only female I can goom to, so I will never stop giving my attention to any gura cunny pic. It's that sample.

>> No.48708654

>>48708561
shes my wife and my wife makes me horny

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>> No.48708700

>>48708654
apparently your wife doesn't give a fuck about you

>> No.48708709

>>48708561
She's kinda acting like one though. The twitch vtubers generally don't give a shit about their fans and they treat them like numbers.

>> No.48708713

>>48708700
shes making me sleep on the couch right now

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>>48708561
you and those "us" can seethe for a while after I am done with my morning wood and leave.

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>us
speak for yourself, I will keep giving my daughter goom energy

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>> No.48708747

>>48708709
true, i guess too much merch sales ended up being a bad thing for us

>> No.48708766

>>48708733
T u T

>> No.48708785

>>48708733
This is the best one T o T

>> No.48708790

>>48708718
>>48708733
yeah i get it you aren't really fans of her or want to see her stream, some of us are

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Imagine believing that she doesn't feel flattered and doesn't get horny when people say she makes them goom and they love her. Would you feel disgusted or privileged if you were a vtuber with a fanbase that wanted to breed you?

>> No.48708811

>>48708733
>piss
>cum
>footjob
>cunny panty
This is all I need

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I imagine her sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love her so much it's unreal.

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>>48708790
Here's the last (you). Your larping is cringe.

>> No.48708890

>>48708501
8 hrs of content, 4 hrs of easy watchalong react content. Yea, fuck this.

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>> No.48708938

>>48708883
>wanting gura streams = larping
the actual state of yesbuds

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>>48708890
>fuck this
I fucking wish T u T

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Gura is running away from all of you.

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Why did it end up like this? Life without Gura sucks

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>>48708974
Catch and rape

>> No.48709059

>>48708974
She cannot run away from the correction forever.

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>>48708974
I caught her!!!!!

>> No.48709165

You are going about your daily tasks, when you hear a knock oon your door. You answer- it's Gura. "Hey Chumbud, gimme $20" she says. What do you do?

>> No.48709187

there are 'chumbuds' here who don't want streams
disgusting

>> No.48709214

>>48709165
Am I hallucinating a cartoon shark or is it a 3D woman that I think might be Gura's RM?

>> No.48709220

>>48709165
Ask if I can sniff her hair first

>> No.48709263

>>48709187
probably hug box discordfags camping the thread. you know how they love toxic positivity and shutting down criticism

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>>48709263

>> No.48709330

>>48709263
they would be happier if gura never streamed again as long as she's 'happy'
baffling

>> No.48709396

>>48709214
it is straight-up Gawr Gura in the flesh, complete with muscular shark tail, many rows of pointy teeth, and you also notice she is carrying her trident, which seems to glow with a mysterious aura

>> No.48709409

>>48709165
I hand her $200.

>> No.48709443

>>48709187
>>48709263
>>48709330

aaaw is it not cute to witness how they both jerk each other off?

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who here /multiplepenisbud/
I've got like ten of em', most being hidden by armpit hair

>> No.48709470

>>48709396
I mean I would assume I'm tripping balls but whatever the scenario is, I'm not giving Gura no $20. She's a millionaire she doesn't need my money, I've given her enough of it. At the very least I'd ask a few questions first such as why she needs it, and what she's doing at my house, and what did they put in my drink?

>> No.48709477

>>48709443
i guess being an anti is not being a clipwatcher and wanting streams now

>> No.48709492

>>48709443
>they

>> No.48709548

>>48709444
what

>> No.48709591

>>48709492
Self fellatio is a thing, you know? It gonna hurt your back so bad though

>> No.48709616

>>48709165
Mating press

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>>48709548
gura loves her chumbies who do their Multiple Penile Manifestation (MPM) reps

>> No.48709692

>>48709214
this makes me think
when I dream of her, I can't recall what she appears like in my dreams
maybe a mix of both
whats it like for you guys?

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I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>> No.48709727

new vegas today yeah?

>> No.48709731

>>48709692
She looks like Gura.

>> No.48709745

>>48709727
hahahha
fuck you no streams
enjoy being like these coomers who don't care about her streaming

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>> No.48709803

>>48709745
>fuck you
That's kinda gay

>> No.48709808

I have been away since the last update, Star wars watchalong today and a collab right?

>> No.48709812

>>48709727
I'd tell you no but you already know that

>> No.48709832

>>48709808
collab is tomorrow
star wars maybe?

>> No.48709851

>>48709808
Star wars a maybe Collab tomorrow I believe

>> No.48709860

>>48709745
the braindead retards /here/ would rather fantasize about a 2D image than the actual gura. they don't watch streams, they don't listen to her music or watch her content. they are the lowest levels of 'fans' that just look at shitty lewd art. they might not even watch clips

>> No.48709878

>>48709832
>>48709851
oh its tomorrow? Thanks buds, back to games then

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>>48709860
You can just ask

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>>48709860
Here take it

>> No.48709914

>>48709860
with fans like that no one gura is depressed and doesn't want to stream or communicate

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>> No.48709986

>>48709914
Not all of us are like that. I've watched every stream since debut live and miss regular streams a lot

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>>48709914
>no one gura
Which one?

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>> No.48710042

>>48709986
You aren't a real gura fan if you weren't around in the schedule era
everything else is a pale imitation of her former greatness

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>> No.48710084

>>48710042
the biggest blunder was letting her drop schedules, it all went downhill after that

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>>48710001
This one

>> No.48710102

>>48710042
it's the same as now except instead of dbd/minecraft streams we get nothing

>> No.48710111

>>48710085
I saw an impostor

>> No.48710116

>>48709409
"This is way too much, I can't accept this!" she proclaims. You spend the next twenty minutes enjoying watching her struggle to make change for the $200.
>>48709470
Gura is taken aback by your schizo rant "U-uh, on second thought, nevermind, huhaha" she stammers as she slowly backs away from your door before breaking into a full sprint.
>>48709616
You immediately unzip your pants. Gura, startled, gives you a quick poke with her trident. You fall to the ground, not seriously injured but it feels like you've been struck by lightning. "Oh, fuck" mutters Gura, who quickly looks around for witnesses before running away.

>> No.48710126

>>48710102
we got a lot of variety back then besides that. she at least tried games once before dropping them

>> No.48710182

>>48710116
>who quickly looks around for witnesses before running away.
chase her, catch her, pin her down, mating press

>> No.48710190

>>48709860
>they don't listen to her music
You mean they really can't put aside some time to listen to her one original song?

>> No.48710205

>>48710190
yep, that's how much of a casual they are

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>> No.48710236

>>48710116
Don't care, mating press

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Another day, another lie about doing a stream

>> No.48710259

>>48710116
I will give her another $200 and watch her struggle harder

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>> No.48710352

>>48710256
the 'new normal' is apparently telling lies and people bending over backward to defend it on technicalities like 'maybe'
even if it was a maybe then why not give us a heads up or members post that it's not happening instead of making people stay up/wait?
she fucking hates us

>> No.48710364

>>48710352
she hates (You)

>> No.48710454

>>48710084
>the biggest blunder was letting her drop schedules
Literally blame yesbuds for that.

>> No.48710457

>>48699583
Typical Japanese war trophy

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>> No.48710481

>>48699583
Gura...

>> No.48710522

>>48710454
yep, fuckinng yesbuds are the cause of it all. gura might be lazy but schedules are what made her stick to her word instead of every 'maybe' becoming 'no'

>> No.48710536

>>48710182
>>48710236
Powering through the pain, you get to your feet and take off after her, dick at the ready. She glances back, sees you, and lets out a (delicious) scream. Having far shorter legs than you, you quickly catch up to her and pounce! You pin her to the ground, face first. "Get off of me!" she screams, whipping her tail. Your penis, being exposed and directly in the path of her tail, takes the full brunt of the hit. Her rough sandpaper scales shred your dick like a cheesegrater. You think you see one of your testicles dangling loose from what used to be your nutsack.
>>48710259
You 'kindly' offer to help Gura make the correct change, while surreptitiously sneaking even more cash into her hands. She becomes even more visibly confused, leans her trident against the wall next to your door, and sits down on your floor so she can use both her fingers and toes for counting.

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>> No.48710560

>yesbuds
Do you fags say this IRL? Get a life ffs

>> No.48710592

>>48710536
>Her rough sandpaper scales shred your dick like a cheesegrater. You think you see one of your testicles dangling loose from what used to be your nutsack.
H...Hot...

>> No.48710601

>>48710560
talking about vtubers irl is cringe

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>>48699583
ITS ALIVE

>> No.48710622

>>48710560
Yes, alongside with white knight, discord fag and simps

>> No.48710661

>>48710536
I will give her another $400 and let her use my fingers and toes for counting.

>> No.48710671

I hope she streams less because of you parasocial fucking creeps. Go do something productive and stop being so fucking serious about a silly internet shark

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>>48710671
nyo

>> No.48710687
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The current state of Gura's fanbase

Real fans:
communicationchads
criticismbuds
doomerbuds
concernbuds
feistybuds

Fake fans:
yesbuds
coomerbuds
discordbuds
clipbuds

>> No.48710732

>>48710687
>t. Vadim

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It's over bros she is not in.

>> No.48710783

>>48710687
feels good knowing i'm a real fan

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>>48710687
it's alright to goom for goob.

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It's a good thing I can get intoxicated or I'd be distraught.

>> No.48710891

>>48710852
yes if you accept you're a fake fan on the level of some vshojo simp

>> No.48710911

>>48710852
Goombuds are the true real fans don't worry, I missed it on my list.

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>>48710852
Based

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>>48710852
based

>> No.48710989

Another day, another lie about streaming
It's so tiresome

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Gays, chill out.
Look foward to this creature's projects and streams.

>> No.48711032

>>48710592
You cum, a dash of white in a deluge of red. Gura scurries out from under you as you collapse from a combination of post-nut weakness and blood loss. "Oh god, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!" you hear Gura saying over and over as your vision grows dark and you start to feel cold. As the last of your consciousness slips away, you swear you feel your wallet leaving your pocket.
>>48710661
While Gura stares intently at her hands and feet, you add even more money to the pile. Gura doesn't notice; she's off in her own mental math maze prison now. You press the soles of your own bare feet against hers, and take hold of each of her hands, interlocking your fingers. She slowly comes to her senses. "Anon, what are you doing?" she asks.

>> No.48711039

>>48710084
I don't mind no schedules, but I'd like at least something like Ina / Ame are doing
Post the days you're streaming on twitter or youtube frames so its not just something you briefly talked about on members stream

>> No.48711051

>>48710560
t. normalfag

>> No.48711062

>>48711039
yea it's something so simple yet yesbuds will call you an anti for suggesting it

>> No.48711099

>promises MWF stream schedule
>she barely lasts for a week
>"I'm so health hort! sorry I will ghost you on thanksgiving and coincidentally on every holiday after that so I can rest, yes, rest... tehe!"
>goes to japan to do mocap/singing every day for the fes without problems
>goes to shops/stores with other holos and goes sightseeing without ever stopping for a minute to make a tweet to reassure us
>barely finds the will to stream on valentine's day because "ohh so tired... I really wanted to stream more, yeah, totally!"
>comes back "strong" for us but somehow not strong enough to make a schedule or plans about her future streams
>streams some minecraft leaving yet another minecraft project permanently unfinished
>conveniently disappears on april's fool day
>makes up shitty excuse about her wifi not working
>says she went outside and got sunburnt during that time
>doesn't say how she actually got sunburnt
>says she wants to stream a watchalong of "back to the future" next weekend
>disappears after a tweet on the 6th until the 13th
>makes a pointless tweet about garlic bread
>doesn't address ghosting us on Easter day
>doesn't address the "back to the future" watchalong she talked about
>finally decides to stream the watchalong 2 days later
>bans the words "stream" and "streaming" to avoid having to read complaints from exasperated fans
>pins a vague chat message full of bull shit about being busy
>streams again a week later with frame up in advance of 4 days so nobody can complain about the lack of streams even though she didn't stream for the 4 days prior to that
>says she wants to stream twice and maybe thrice after the watchalong
>talks about some animal-related mystery game she wanted to play
>completely forgets about the streams for the whole week
>makes random dino tweet as if nothing happened
>makes a members post about her health being too bad for streaming but good enough for the "projects" that don't exist
>doesn't address the canceled streams or the mystery game at all
>"see you later on the 4th! :^)"
>expected to be in collabs during the week but she doesn't talk about it and doesn't even mention them at all
>never tweets a single thing about streams and events or collabs unless some other holo does it first if even
>have to watch and listen to other holos to know what she's doing because she talks to them but somehow she can't find the will and the time to talk with her fans

So this is Gura the "idol" of Hololive English. I wonder just how many chumbuds offed themselves during the unannounced breaks, the weeks of ghosting and the holidays spent alone. Not like it matter anyway... or at least it certainly doesn't matter to her.

Is this the ideal oshi that Yagoo always dreamed about?

>> No.48711102

>>48710740
who even is that

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