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>>48668463ugh...
I'm watching Melmel carefully.
Lapsama my friend
perish
Stop deleting threads
Gentlemen, I need photos. Photos of Kaela being cute.No, really, I need a good image of her being cute and/or laughing to turn into ASCII. Pic related almost works, but not quite, the ASCII isn't coming out nice unless I make it too big.
はい!はい!はい!はい!
>>48668593nyanyer
>>48668584Where was your friend today?
I think gura is very sweet but I thought she sounded a little low energy today
>Better thread was deletedBut why?
はい! はい! はい! はい!
>>48668505
you people
Turns out I'll be in Tokyo the same time Kiara is. In the incredibly unlikely event that I run into her, what should I say exactly? I've been running through scenarios in my head and I can't imagine one where she's not annoyed or even creeped out when approached by random guys.
My Ina!
>>48668559Enter gura sex gooba
>>48668580you got a problem buddy?
Has Koyori mentioned what shes doing at 9:30?
Is it true that Mamamori doesn’t like Kiara?
I streamed today, see you in the TTRPG and then on July for your monthly shark dose chumbies
>>48668618Pussy manko
What's "Q.E.D."?
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>48668625It’s just the nerves
Is Koyo taking a break and then continuing on this same frame?
>>48668505ぼくはー (こよりだよー!) せーの!(こんこよでーす!) はい! ハッシュタグ #こより実験中 にしたよー! (おっけー!) こよは!ずのうです!ずのー! どうですか?(はい!) (やったー!) #こよりすけっち (てれん!) (はい!) ほえ~、せーの! はい!はい!はい!はい! 研究者らしい、試験管! はい!はい!はい!はい! (わぁ~!) 緑の、試験管! はい!はい!はい!はい!#こよりの助手くん ファンネーム! はい!はい!はい!はい!(はうあ~!) ヘルプー! はい!はい!はい!はい! (おぁ~) こんてぃにゅー はい!はい!はい!はい! 頭脳なんでね (見えたー!) はい!はい!はい!はい! かわいいでーす! (ドヤァ) はい!はい!はい!はい! おっけー! こんこよでーす!わぁ~~~~~~~~やったー!間に合ったー! マヨネーズは、飲み物です。ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。はい! お肉―! 試験管! 冷凍うどんは常備しています。 どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!) 証明完了 QEDはい!はい!はい!はい!コックだろコック、対ありでした!はい!はい!はい!はい!ズリの実はポフィンを作れる。はい!はい!はい!はい!大丈夫かな?(むりむりむりむり!)はい!はい!はい!はい!どやぁー 出来ませんね!はい!はい!はい!はい!思ってまーす(わぁー!)はい!はい!はい!はい!フワフワのホログラム。(おへそー!)はい!はい!はい!はい!わー アイムコヨーテ (オッケー)はい!はい!はい!はい!うう~~カンパーイわぁ~~~~~~~~やったー!間に合ったー! マヨネーズは、飲み物です。ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。はい! お肉―! 試験管! 冷凍うどんは常備しています。 どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!) せーの!こんこよー!
>>48668685DON'T DO IT, HOOMAN
>Talk about your plans for the week>How you were going to do multiple Mario Maker pracitce streams>How you were going to do a variety Friday again>Drop the news about your break>Take the scheduled day off>Write "I'll try and stream later!">Effectively cancel your stream, say you're going to stream the day after>24 hours later you put up a reservation with no prior warning>The stream is only 1 hour >Go radio Silent for 40 hours after that>Still no stream reservation >There's an Uno collab and the actual tourney so you literally do not have time for any of the plans you had said before>STILL NO FUCKING COMMUNICATIONIf anyone else did this, people would be up in arms. Bullshit Fauna keeps getting away with this trash
>>48668685kek
[Meru news] She is talking about shotas and lolis
>>48668653>hello, I'm a big fan, love you, keep up the good workJust don't be a weirdo
>>48668685Mayo is good for you.
>>48668685It's more than mayo, it's mayest
I'm fucking done
>>48668725>Reposting shit from /#/Go back attention whore
>>48668725She really is like her oshi
>>48668715she's just raided into the new frame, it's been going for 20 minutes.
>>48668685HOOMAN NO!
>>48668741YOU HAVE MY ATTENTIONWhat specifically about them?
>>48668725Shut up menheraling
>band together to destroy asameruwhy did they do it bros
the "fauna abandoning saplings" is the weirdest schizo angle ive seen in a while
This has to be just falseflagging rightThere's no way saplings are this mentally ill
>>48668765why?
>Be cuteIf anyone else did this, people would be up in arms. Bullshit Fauna keeps getting away with this trash
>>48668766You can go back too for even knowing
>>48668725>>48668765a little too obvious my dude
>>48668765upvote
>>48668765Pussy
>>48668716I am (Koyori, you know!)All together now! (It's Koyori!)Yes! Hashtag #KoyoriExperimentInProgressI did it! (Okay!)Koyori is a brain! (Zuno!)How about that? (Yes!) (Yay!)#KoyoriSketch (TV!) (Yes!)Woof, all together now!Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!Like a researcher, holding a test tube!Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!(Wow!) Green test tube!Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!#Koyori's assistant, fan name!Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!(Ow!) Help!Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!(Oh!) Conti-newYes! Yes! Yes! Yes!Because I'm smart (I can see it!)Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!It's cute! (I'm proud!)Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!Okay! It's Koyori!Wow~~~~~~~~~~Yay! I made it!Mayonnaise is a drink.By the way, wheat cakes are air.Yes! Meat! Test tube!I always have frozen udon noodles.How about that? (Ha!) (Yay!)QED, proof completed.Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!I'm a cook, right? There's a match!Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!You can make Poffins from Zuri berries.Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!Is it okay? (Impossible!)Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!I think so (Wow!)Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!Fluffy hologram. (Belly button!)Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!Wow, I'm Koyote (Okay)Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!Cheers!Wow~~~~~~~~~~Yay! I made it!Mayonnaise is a drink.By the way, wheat cakes are air.Yes! Meat! Test tube!I always have frozen udon noodles.How about that? (Ha!) (Yay!)All together now! (It's Koyori!)
>>48668767I tuned in earlier and she chatted about food but I wasn't paying attention and she went to loading music so now I don't know what she's doing.
>>48668653>How much for a quickie?
>>48668808It's funny because people actually do get mad when some members are being cute
>>48668809You first Faunaschizo.
>>48668799stop being cute meru or else i would call up an army
>>48668653Tell her you wished she'd talk to members about how often Mori's eaten her asshole
>>48668807I don't like how she doesn't communicate. Last week was bad, but this is just not tolerable >>48668818? that's my first post
>>48668854wait, really? why and how would they even know anyway
Fauna's silence is deafening
>>48668653Just act natural.>don't approach out of no where>stare at her from afar>if you make eye contact, don't suddenly look away and make it obvious; just keep staring>follow her onto the women-only train car>walk far enough behind her at night where the lamp lights cast your shadow directly over her>if she notices you, make sure you have some sort of bladed weapon to show her, as a means of signaling you're ready to defend herBeing normal around woman is really easy.
>>48668559>hit jenma baby play>cutest kiwawa>hag blew orgasm fullThere's a lot to unpack here.
>>48668653Have a KFP thing on you while you're there just in case, it should break the ice
>>48668831Estoy (¡Estoy aquí!)¡Vamos! (¡Konkoyo desu!)¡Sí! Hashtag # Bajo experimento de este¡Lo hice! (¡DE ACUERDO!)Koyoha! ¡Es Zunou! ¡Zuno!¿Cómo es? (¡Sí lo hice!)# Bosquejo de Koyori (¡Teren!) (¡Sí!)¡Azada~, Se-no!¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!¡Un tubo de ensayo parecido a un investigador!¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!(¡Guau!) ¡Un tubo de ensayo verde!¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!¡El nombre de la fan asistente-kun de #Koyori!¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!(¡Huah~!) ¡Ayuda!¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!(Ay~) Hoy¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!Porque es un cerebro (¡lo vi!)¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!¡Tan lindo! (Doyá)¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!¡Bueno! ¡Esta aquí!guau~~~~~~~~¡Hurra! ¡Justo a tiempo!La mayonesa es una bebida.Por cierto, fugashi es aire.¡Sí! Carne-! ¡Tubo de ensayo!El udon congelado siempre está disponible.¿Cómo es~ (Huh~) (¡Lo hice!)Finalización de la prueba QED¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!¡Era un cocinero, un cocinero!¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!Las bayas fangosas se pueden usar para hacer frailecillos.¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!¿Esta bien? (Muri Muri Muri Muri!)¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!¡Vaya, no puedes hacer eso!¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!Estoy pensando (¡guau!)¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!Holograma esponjoso. (¡Ombligo!)¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!Wow onions Coyote (Okay)¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!Uuu~~ Kanpaiguau~~~~~~~~¡Hurra! ¡Justo a tiempo!La mayonesa es una bebida.Por cierto, fugashi es aire.¡Sí! Carne-! ¡Tubo de ensayo!El udon congelado siempre está disponible.¿Cómo es~ (Huh~) (¡Lo hice!)¡Vamos! ¡Hola!
Sell me on Josh-kuns
>>48668801I mean...she did abandon them
>>48668620shes sick
The economy is hell anons. I've lost a quarter's worth of profits today on stocks. Take care of yourselves, consider keeping cash on the side, they're coming for us all. I just want Irys to start streaming so I can space out. Please post funny cute anime girls and be polite to each other so I may have some respite.
>>48668587Ayamefriend used to make cute posts like this one... I miss her...
>>48668893>Last week was badWhat the fuck do you mean last week was bad, she said it was going to be a slow week sand it was. She had a schedule. Are you retarded?
>>48668614
>>48668900The mind of a schizo is an enigma
For the anon a few threads ago who wanted the Mamaloni Holo Archive here it is. I even went back to 2020-2022 to get all her cunny/tentacle shit. It's mostly all twitter stuff, I didn't look through her Pixiv so if stuff is there it isn't in herehttps://mega.nz/folder/dJxBSLpa#b271u587NFHTxCE6vd466A
>>48668935I gave up
>>48668653Walk right up to her, look her in the eye and then drop your drawers and take a massive dump on her foot. Its a classic power move and you will just ooze masculinity that she needs.
>>48668614Does this work?
>>48668956Wait what happened to menheraloni?
>>48668956BASED
>>48668935I work in public education. I might make jack shit, but at least it's reliable.
>>48668956Is she banned?
>>48668653Show her your membership, if you don't have then just go directly to her instead of stalking her for hours, and say "hi Kiara, you said we can approach you, I love your content and I wannahave sex with you" and that's all
>>48668800Like I've said before, it's just a repurposed Gura timeloop but with a Fauna coat of paint because the Gura ones stopped getting (You)s.
>>48668756Why?
Kiwawa's Los Epic mentions>Kiara saw Lost Epic trailer that reminded her of Odin Sphere that she loves, so she asked for perms early on>Turned down Lost Epic when she got the perms because it would have been awkward, if you know you know>Playing the game in members to not have to worry about chat, lets ignore the elephant in the room and have fun>Huke papa style references>Being told by management not to say first generation EN, Kiara refuses because it has more impact>No boys allowed, no boys please>Announcement that ID will be joining the EN concert, Reine is the most EN to her>Kiara will be in Japan sooner again for more stuff, will be there for awhile but not as long as last time>It's golden week and some staff are taking off, Jenma is still working>Kiara misses Mamaloni art, having to play Patch to Nowhere to get Mamaloni's attention>Ironmouse collab tomorrow, IM already interviewed Mori, Bae, Ollie, Haachama and a Tempus member>Jared Leto is a fury>Before going to Japan Kiara will go to Ame in the US to record some 3D and MV's, Ame will be paid, also Ringfit stream>Ame has made a lot of improvements since last time, her last birthday live was recorded in her studio>Kiara told a JP member about Ame's 3D skills and how she built her own studio >Maybe some Ametori off collabs, Kiara wants both her new songs to have a 3D MV>More Korean practice and homework>Collab with Gura next week, Kiara hit Gura up for a simple game>Ironmouse is sweet and got along with Mori, hopefully things go well and her and Kiara hit it off
>>48669005No, its just that crazy female Japanese artists have a tendency to delete all their work for no reason randomly so I've just been saving it all for years now just in case
>>48669000have you ever UOHHH'd one of your students?
>>48668653Say nothing.Naked dogeza in front of her for exactly 60 seconds.Leave.
>Aqua still hasn't messaged Okayu about the date they're supposed to have
>>48668935>retard lost all his money trading fake ownership of companies>I spend all my money the moment I get it, so I don't have to worry about ever losing itSkill issue.
I feel like Fauna has just vanished like this every time there's been an offcollab. You could tell me EN has an official policy of not telling anyone what you're doing for 3 days either side of one and I'd believe it
>>48669000>I work in public educationYou have my condolences
Isn't it strange that we haven't had EN3 yet?
>>48669046I see, nice proactivity
>>48669000>Canadian teacherYou have the best life out of everyone here
>>48669058I'm autistic and also a haggot, so no.
>>48669089Aqua still not big enough to carry Towa's fat ass in the next tournament
been away for a couple days, koyori is doing an endurance stream with ENs appearing throughout? Who (from en) has showed up so far?
>>48669076The thing about it is, she didn't even ahve to travel. Which is why I'm actually frustrated (but mostly keeping to myself). If she traveled I understood but it was at her place, so there's really nothing stopping her from at least saying whether she's gonna stream or not. Especially with Kronii showing up on a goddamn stream.
>>48669070startend was having sex all night until 4am last night, sorry
>>48669045>>Kiara saw Lost Epic trailer that reminded her of Odin Sphere that she loves, so she asked for perms early on>>Turned down Lost Epic when she got the perms because it would have been awkward, if you know you know>>Playing the game in members to not have to worry about chat, lets ignore the elephant in the room and have funthe fuck?
>>48669045>Ame will be paidWith sex.
>>48668614have a ckia
I have listened to this intro for so long that my ears are making a buzz sound. Am I finally going deaf?
>>48669076Kind of related but I do think it's fucking retarded that big events like visiting japan or offcollabs aren't given advanced notice
>>48668935I have almost $40,000 saved and am waiting for the housing market to crash to buy a second home
>>48668725>If anyone else did this, people would be up in arms.Others HAVE done this and not streamed. Fauna has been a consistent streamer and this is her first strike so she gets some more leeway. Remember people were understanding the first time Gura and Kronii went on breaks too. It's only after repeated abuse that people get annoyed.
>>48669132It was only one segment, it was just Clubhouse 51, and it went Mumei Kronii Ina Gura in that order. It's at the end of the stream she just finished if you want to watch it.
>>48669149>GorEla > Ckiafite me
>>48669074Anon, you're obviously being rude. Please don't and just reply with a Towa image or something for the love of god.
>>48669142Kiara bought a baby elephant recently and hasn't really figured out what to do with it, so it's been sitting in her living room for the interim.
>>48669076Anon Fauna is by far the most paranoid EN member. She was scared to buy / or be around Holo stuff in Japan.
>>48668935you retarded nigger, stop speculating on FOMC minutes against MIT quants
>>48669045Hopefully she doesn't go to Ame's house on a weekend, I don't wanna lose any Ame streams because of Ame working for 1 week for something that's not related to her
>>48668956Nice
>>48669197
>>48668937>She had a scheduleAnd she didn't follow it. It was light schedule and she still missed a stream. Asked us to wait, and tweeted again after 8hrs, and then next didn't say anything until 8 CST. And again now she hasn't said ANYTHING yet. I hate this, I don't want to keep on waiting refresh every minute to see if there is ever going to be a stream. Just say if you're uncertain. I'm tired.
>>48669132Shouldn't be anymore ENs. Bae, Mumei, Kronii, Ina and Gura were the ones that popped up.
>>48669169Even before this shit, the only home you could buy for 40k or less was some shit trailer in Arizona.
is koyori taking a shower or something?
>>48668956>1k to kiara
>>48668956Big donkey schonens
>>48669246down payment?
>[En] yagoo's life video sounds interesting.
>>48669230>She had a schedule>And she didn't follow it. It was light schedule and she still missed a stream.first time?
>[En] i changed my smartphone>[En] i was walking, i dropped it and it cracked>[En] i was so shocked>[En] i've been using for 4 years. I wanted to use it for 10 years. I wanted to use it until it breaksDoes Okayu use her phone until it runs into the ground?She's just like me
>>48669045Ahhh I was really hoping you'd do a summary, thank you!
MERU MERU JANKEN
>>48668653Track her down in a McDonald's and sit right next to her. Ask her if she wants to do any cosplay wrestling
>>48669210We will get offcollab streams
Rock wins again
I lost Melmel Janken.
>>48669220Thank you.
Where mother
meru sex
https://litter.catbox.moe/6vaty0.mp4
>>48669203only members get to see her new elephant
>>48669197I only have one and I try to save it for when I'm feeling sad, but I think you need it more today.
>>48669210I hope you will lose all of the streams
Yo Yo YoMio..
>>48669307she covered it fast enough no worries
MEL IS SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>48669307amanekanatach... your hag-tier reaction time...
>>48669074He was still expressionless, he continued to move forward relentlessly.I had once screamed, gradually, I lost my voice.I had once cried, gradually, I lost my tears.I had once grieved, gradually, I became able to withstand everything.I had once rejoiced, gradually, I became unmoved by the world.And now!All I have left is an expressionless face, my gaze is as tough as a monolith, only perseverance remains in my heart.
>>4866916920% down?
>>48669263unless you feel like paying PMI it’s more like 100k
>>48669303that is a sex miko
>>48669270The Truman Show
>>48669263>He wants to be in debt to a bank for the rest of his life and if he fucks up ONCE they will take "his" propertyI meant buying outright.
>>48669327I love you and Towa anon.
>>48669090>is it strangei don't know.you look at every other corpo hiring new gens and then you look at holoEN who's latest gen, is going to be 2 years old in a few months.
>>48669295Yeah, they have 4 other days for it, if an offcollab happens that means the next 3 days there's not gonna be any stream for stupid reasons
>>48669246You could buy a shit trailer in Florida too
>>48669045>Being told by management not to say first generation EN, Kiara refuses because it has more impactThey are STILL doing this shit?Also what's up with Lost Epic, it's a porn game or some shit?
I love my Ojou, Fair Lady of the Underworld, gentler than a summer breeze. She possesses strength to fell trees, she is a gentle kind soul. A laugh full of glee that will bend a mans knee. A woman who absconds me heart-whole! Our Fate twined another! She may poke, she may tease! But she would never rend me asunder! For we are equals you see! A Beauty she will always be! A drink we partake at the cusp of dusk, for the night will be late we dance away!
>>48668505I need to marry Ina. How do I go about this.
>>48669276I have been using the same smartphone since early 2017...
>>48669246>>48669356If the housing market crashes somewhat, I could take on a second mortgage. It'd just suck with those 6-8% interest rates, but I'm more interested in getting property in certain regions.I have a bachelor family member who owns 3 houses I'll inherit when he dies, but he's way too healthy for a 65 year old dude, so I'm not counting on that for another 20 something years.
>>48669410>They are STILL doing this shit?They don't have to do anything because barely anyone says EN1 or EN2 they say Myth or Council
>>48669405Don't live in Florida on purpose anon, care about yourself more than that.
>>48669373
Rat is for __________!
>>48669410>Also what's up with Lost Epic, it's a porn game or some shit?Look at this art and see if it rings a bell.
>>48669428Pray to the dark gods
Who the hell is that boy on Koyo's stream?
>>48669444Are these houses chaos emeralds? Why are you collecting them?
>>48669428You are not allowed to marry my Ina
>>48669444real estate is a suckers market, everyone and their mom and dad is a landlord now
>>48669271No. But it hurts knowing that she'll go away for another 10 days in a couple weeks, yet still refuses to stream
>>48669457FAT
>>48669428I already did, it's too late
Fauna isn't coming back is she...
>>48669455I can't even afford a $40K. I can barely afford being poor. I like Florida except for the other people here
>>48669467yab
>>48668956UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>48669516Probably not until Uno
>>48669483Anon's mother
>>48668893She literally had fucking kronii over Monday/possibly some of Sunday, and yesterday was her birthday, how about you stop being a little faggot bitch?
>>48669488To become a lazy slumlord.>>48669494Tell me where my money should go then, genius?
>>48669488He needs to build hideouts for his fellow hoomans.
>>48668614What do you mean? The ASCII on that is just fine.
>>48669142Elephants are BEEEEG
>>48669516She streamed less than 48 hours ago you massive dweeb.
>>48669518Florida is about to be underwater, so you better buy a fucking houseboat.
>>48669467Looks soft but not really noteworthy, I think I seen porn in similar style
>>48668935>>48669208>>48668958>>48669000>>48669074>>48669169>>48669246>>48669444>>48669494>>48669488>>48669518>>48669455>>48669405>>48669386>>48669494>>48669562Hololive?
>>48669566Wow, GSH.
>>48669530trinityIforgetthenameofbaby...
Why do normies always say Mumei is weird and creepy? She literally just says the same things that everyone hears in their heads. Have you not judged someone disgusting at a glance, thought absentmindedly about what it would be like to dismember someone, driven by traffic and wondered what would happen if you steered into all those people?
>>48669553Why can Kronii stream but she can't?
>>48669509he spine/lower back is all fucked up
>>48669561SPY’s ERP is still way more attractive than whatever the real yield you’ll get off slumlord houses once you account for repairs and maintenance
>>48669428Become Lamy
>>48669585Kiara bought stocks and bitcoin once.
chiara is so cutehttps://youtu.be/NralWJ4kGNA
>>48669561Guns and ammo.
>>48669553Ok, and what's the excuse for today?
Laplus is on her period
>>48669579In the span of 5 fucking days she's only streamed 1 hour. For a person going on vacation for 9 days that fucking sucks.
>>48669606I do not care
I'm mad at Fauna right now but I know I'll forget everything when I hear her voice.
CUNNY MENTION
Give me your best babies.
>>48669415You have such a way with words, nicefriend. Now check out this Ina!
>>48669635do periods generally fuck up your tonsils
Kani?
>>48669585BIG MONEY
>>48669507You can join the chumkeks now
>>48669045God I hope Kiara can lift Ame's burnout spirit with some time together.
>>48669276Think I've had my phone 7 years now. I'm not changing until either the charging port breaks or something else breaks.
>>48669594She talked about how you could keep a pet crab and have an infinite supply of crab legs if you broke its legs off and waited for the crab to regenerate them.
>>48669635Children can't have periods retard
>>48669594Mumei isn't creepy, she's a LULSORANDUM annoying girl. It's cute behind an anime avatar, not as cute in real life.
>>48669585How can we spend money on them without money anon?And Cover is working on going public.
Your attention please:Watch me Nene.
>>48669619And she wants to buy a home and or an apartment to become a landlord
>>48669635I assume you didn't watch the totsu because she couldn't finish a single sentence without her voice dying
>>48669631wanting to rest after doing shit the last two days? is that hard for your tiny monkey brain to understand?
>>48669594This is a 2004 ebaumsworld forum post and I hate Mumei for dredging it into the 2020s.
>>48669585This entire board is just an extension of /biz/
>>48669594>Creepy art meme>Watched few clips total>Cute backgroundDumbass
>>48669459oshi'ing.
>>48669701
>>48669579shut up nerd, don't call me a dweeb.i just miss her, ok?
>>48669688she is literally millions of years old
>>48669702Not like this...
>>48669728Thats 9 in human earth years
>>48669507You don't even know why she's not streaming. Refuses? What if she can't?Good riddance though, it's obvious you're too menhera for vtubers. I don't even watch Fauna but it's so annoying how you retards can't stick to your own threads and have to shit up everywhere else asking WHERE'S FAUNA WHERE'S FAUNAI DON'T GIVE A FUCKSTOP SPAMMINGI hope every other sapling follows your example and permanently shuts the fuck up, I'm so tired of your shit
>>48669706>doing shitlol, fuck off
>>48669578Naw, just befriend the wildlife. Make yourself a gator farm. It's good eating.
>>48669702>she wants to buy a home and or an apartmentShe already bought and apartment
>>48669685Reminds me of the scene in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep where the androids are slowly torturing a spider by peeling its legs off one by one and a mental retard is flipping his shit over it
>>48669459my oshi to kiss
I miss Ina
>>48669703yeah, she gets them hard
Male yab on koyo stream
>>48669636>>48669726Which one of you is the real one? I might just shoot both to save time.
>>48669661Cute Ina!!! <3
>>48669307>Takes 10 seconds to slowly drag a png across the screen to cover the screen.Kanatan...
TWAPI ON TELLY
>>48669756
Towa...
>>48669774No? She's renting her current apartment
hey
>>48669758t.chumkek
TOWA
>>48669685Don't Regen fast enough. Not worth
>>48669786that’s not even that weird by PKD standards honestly
>>48669594Girls with creepypasta-like tastes are cute when behind an anime avatar.If some 3dpd chick were to do that it would just be turbocringe.
SLEEPY MALE ON STREAM
Towa morning voice sounds more masculine than my voice...
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MORNING VOICE TOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Ewwww Towa's voice is fucking GROSS
>>48669827yeah?
MALE VOICE AIIIIIIIIIIE
>>48669764you think she doesn't do anything for her birthday?
>>48669806*HDs your towa*
UWAAAAAAAA TOWA SEEEEEEEEEX
>>48669816I like to think that she tried first to cover the screen with her own hands
Sleepy twap
>>48669847Yeah me
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhMORNING TOWA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Super sexy morning Towa
I want to cuddle sleepy towa
MALE VOICE
>>48669307>just over 10 secondsDid she have to write out that message too?
>>48669863nanimonai desu
Holy shit Towa's voice just turned my dick into a clit
Gonna post an erotic chama for posterities sake.
>>48669818
>>48669929
>>48669874>>48669706She could at the very least, post a tweet if she's unable to stream. That's all I'm asking for.
>>48669929you should have posted her ass and said for posterior's sake
>>48669610I mean, I could always dump 50,000 into the SPY to supplement my 401K and my IRA.Also, when my parents die, I'll get like 7 figs give or take..
>>48669929I miss chama, i hope she doeswell
>>48669810i am the only real sapling /here/
>>48669931
I NEED to hug THIS Towa
Good morning, losers. It is a beautiful day to watch streams.
Why isn't Towa using her cute voice?
sleepy towa fucks your oshi
This is the hottest Towasama. If she sounded like this even half the time she streamed she'd be my oshi.
>>48670003she literally is
>>48669959I'm trying over here please understand.
I want towa to fuck my ass
>>48669958anon she has said on multiple occasions that when she is not doing Holo work she completely disconnects. So none of this is out of the ordinary
>>48669987
>>48669721who are you quoting?
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1653898937429004288
>>48669688Good thing she is a mature adult.
>>48670007the japanese will be calling her sewer voice right now to further perpetuate her voice complex
Do you think Towa has a morning boner right now?
>>48669984What makes you think that?
Reminding that this was the usual Towa voice back in her early days. I curse all the fuckers who made her use high pitched-shit voice like a squeak toy.
i want to wake up next to towa and hear this voice first thing in the morning every day...
>>48670026
>>48670046i will destroy the japanese.
>>48669969eh I wouldn’t count on that people love to spend all their money on healthcare in their dying years and I’ve always preferred spy to RE. but anyways I should stop replying to you, as much as I like discouraging people from becoming wasteland baron #162715 it’s off topic
i fucking love deep voices
>>48669794I miss Ina more...
>>48670071>the first thing she says every morning "pass me my smokes, bub"
>>48669958Are you new? Take it from a Day 1 sapling that this is what she is like. She isn't terminally online so if you want someone like that find another chuuba. She completely disconnects from all Holo stuff when she is busy. Learn to accept this or move on to someone else. Your venting here doesn't change anything.
>>48670020https://streamable.com/8rdttu
>>48670090Everything is funnier when it's coming from Luna.
>>48670088
>>48670107nope
in this moment towa sama gives off the impression of a girl i would want to hug but
>>48670100Who's to say they'll live to spend on healthcare
>>48670007Unfortunately Japanese people have trash taste and prefer that she continue speaking with that obnoxious voice
>>48670059because Fauna hugged me, and only me.
really want to impregnate towa right now
FUCK MY AS TOWA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>48670128
And now, a list of Holos that I want to peg me:Calliope MoriTakanashi KiaraOuro Kronii
>>48670132I can't believe my daughter joined a gang...
I can't believe Towa abuses Ketamine like this
>>48669958how about you don't go fucking schizo for being offline while doing irl shit? go look up her tweets from this time last year, she streamed may 1st then was silent until the evening of may 3rd
>>48670207You forgot Towa
>>48670168Well she drowned me in a lake, so who is really winning?
14 hours until Bae is back home is returning to her regular stream schedule!
>>48670207based list
thats my wife we'll be going back to sleep now
>>48670249I want to peg Towa while stroking her
>>48670186....I think you have the wrong purple lady, brother.
>>48670133Yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FNzAzNbj0I
cute hag sneeze
CUTE SNEEZE
where is Ame?
>>48670290okay yeah that is pretty hot
>>48670168That was a kick anon, not a hug.
Okayu wants to eat all the Kentucky Fried ChickenSomebody should tell her to eat all the meat she wants but drop the sugar, carbs and plants.Also, your oshi's tits will grow if she does that and drinks raw milk.
>>48670278Towa is my husband anonWe are happily gay and married and very much in love
I don't think migo will wake up
>>48670289no, i dont think i do
>>48670257Saplings can't drown silly, they don't breath air
>>48670346dont lie on the internet
>>48670289What if purple is his oshi
>>48668685I can't tell what that Tako is thinking, a face of complicated contemplations, like thoughts of mayo cookies
>>48670325She streams on the weekend now, unless something comes up that she wants to do during the week
>>48670338Cat is eating too much Subway now.
>>48670356you can't prove that i'm lying
>>48670350what is air?
I wish I had a Towa husband to hold me and tell me everything will be okay....
>>48670207based the combination I mean. Pegging isn't and is gay.
>>48670409i know
Sakura Miko...
>>48670207Based and same
>>48670344>>48670460Kneel...
>>48670446Who said it was gay?
>cute cat jumping
Nyahallo men.
>>48670494me
>>48670456Towa is hot and has a 10 inch dong
Cat at the beach
Did they call luna by mistake?
Okayu is pyoning on my penis
>>48670025>>48670126I know that, but she specifically said she was going to stream more this week. The Mario tournament is in 2days and she hasn't done that practice stream yet. I wouldn't be pissed or complain this usually, but she's going on vacation from 14h to 26th (probably). I expected her to be more professional idk
>>48669969You best pray your parents don't buy into timeshares and trash like cruise boat vacations or maybe even selling their property to Black Rock LMFAO. I pray that if you have siblings, they aren't backstabbing cunts. Americans starting with the boomers don't really like paying their wealth forward for some weird reason... Hmmm... I have a lot of thoughts about that but I won't bother you with them! I just pray you aren't jewed out of an inheritance!
>>48670207Kronii is for treating like she’s a tomboy you aren’t interested in and then passionate sex, not pegging
Check this watson out. https://youtu.be/Xy6cDofZdiI
HEY MAN
>>48670367That's a very dangerous path to go down.It may lead to paths not exactly within Hololive...
>>48670387so what. just 3 streams a week from now on?
>>48670384A world of possibilities has opened to him, but he is not sure if he has what it takes
>>48670505hey men
>>48670338She's been eating a lot of KFC lately, she absolutely looooves their Garlic Hot Chicken.
>>48670553three planned streams, plus anything else that she wants to do during the week
>mio: you sound like luna>miko: i'll play the electone nanorakek
>>48670126I'm getting flashbacks to chumbuds coping about no communication reading this postGiven how Gura turned out, things aren't looking good for saplings...
>>48670586She's been holding back a bit since the Onigiryaa were worried for her. Eating more vegetables too. She says Subway sandwiches have lots of veggies.
>>48670553Yes. Most of EN are autistic hikki neets and doing more than one big thing a day drains them out. So getting groceries = no stream or short streamTaking out the trash = no stream or short stream.Appointment in town = no stream.Family visiting during the day but leaving before the evening = no stream
>>48670025Not that guy and I have nothing against Fauna either, but damn, that sounds really like Gura syndrome. Best of luck, saplings, she has been doing well so far, so hope she won't ever lose interest in streaming.
>>48670509
>>48670245It is evening of may 3rd now
Spinning fat cat
>>48670528I am very impressed, and horrified.
Spinning catto
>>48670387huh, those not many streams
>>48670661I'm not sure Subway counts as healthy but maybe she doesn't get a giant pile of meat and then double it like I do
>>48670660just like me frfr
>>48670737chipotle is the only premium mediocre fast food place in the US you could probably eat at every day and not die
_ ,ヘ ∧人 `ヽ. / ミヾ毛三ミ 毛 ゝ `i ( ) (i 乂 l 二ニ(_人_)ニ二 > 人 / \ > ―――<
>okayu mentioned ApexWe ARE heading to an Apex arc, hm?!
>>48670827I remain unconvinced of such claims
bless okayu's zatsudans
i dont think okayu is up yet
DOUBLE OKAYU
>>48670831Fat hag sexo
ENTER FATTO CATTO
I hear 2 fat cats
Okayu on the telly!
>>48670847it always happens after vsaikyou, it feels like it was a bit of a delayed reaction this time though
Suddenly I can hear two streams at the same time
Ogayu~
DOGS ON CAT STREAM
>>48670702no it's the afternoon
AHHHHTHERE ARE MULTIPLE CATS
>>48670847She was just talking again about how she plays a lot of first-person games(like Apex or MC) in a smaller resolution so she doesn't get motion-sickness.
Please Okayu lower down the volume of your TV and listen to me through the cellphone
Send love to the cat, and the cat will send love back to you.
>>48669958She's trying to make use of every moment she was with Kronii, while also obfuscating their activities for safety reasons.
Lmao 2cat
Okayu fucking hates Okanyan, and she can't escape from it!
>>48671019I love OkaKoro, she is so cute and funny
>>48671019
>>48671067wow she looks so happy here TuT
Just tried chick fil a for the first time. It was really good
Night saved by IRyS and Mori. Please IRystocrats make sure to bully her on Smash
>>48671054I want Kronii to come back already. She said she would have been gone for not more than half a week
Morning Doroboken propaganda!
>>48671166Has IrYS played Smash before?
cute bratto catto
>>48671223Not on stream, no
>>48671054Seems like a good way to make people hate offcollabs.Same thing happened with the Japan arc
>>48671164they brine the chicken in pickle juice if you want to try making something similar yourself
>>48671166I have to leave for work at 6:30, I'm getting drunk and I'm feminely bad at Smash. You better hope I don't get in
>>48670335A kick is just a hug with a foot
>>48669045>Ironmouse is sweet and got along with Mori>hopefully things go well and her and Kiara hit it offlet's hope chicken isn't disappointed, because she will be
I love my fatto catto onee-san who would masturbate me as a child and make me develop fetish for blump women at a early age
>>48670853Now?
>>48671171Now add ~1-3 days onto either end of that for Cover's security recommendations.
>>48671294This.It's tasty too.I really want to have sex with Ina
>>48671284is she doing melee or nu smash?
>>48671294Oh! I can do that
https://streamable.com/mlt3dv
Kaela is a haggot
>>48671054Kronii is already back home, she was on the call today.
>>48671284Then I must assume she is especially bad. But maybe she is secretly good with Ness or Kirby
>>48671339u stupid or what
Natsuiro Matsuri = Summer Festival
LAPLUS ON THE TELLY (fat cat form)
Okayu is roleplaying as Yamada
>>48671316Well ill be damned, gura is cute
>>48671223Yeah, she smashed my pelvis with her fat fuck ass.
I'm starting to find Miko kind of erotic. Is this what's called conditioning?
Bratty Ogayu Darkness
>>48671351What a horny little slut
>>48671286You will never make me hate offcollabs, shitposter. The happiness they bring the girls and the kino moments that come out of them are priceless.
>>48671391yes
IT'S HOT
>>48671351how the fuck do you download a ruler
>lap was supposed to be one of the call-ins but she dropped outLapu...
>>48671351god that's hot
>>48671474Sleep is important
>>48671373Is there any proof she wasn't playing from Fauna's closet? You can download Switch profiles.
>>48669706JP girls hang out all the time and it doesn't push them to rest every other day
>>48671473the same way you download a car
Matsuri sleeps too much these days
>>48671474
>>48671458if a hololive member does the required to play melee online while streaming they would get suspended at best
>>48668653FURIN SHITAI
Jwu, % of posts from today that were shitposts?
fattoc atto...
>>48671314https://files.catbox.moe/gonwis.ogg
>>48671498More like her throat is still fucked
>>48671351All the people in chat coping about their size kek
>>48671457Off collabs can be saved by forcing every girl to live on the East Coast. Then it wouldn't require literally 4 days of planning and travel for them to get to each other.
>>48671351Should I be a zomember?
>>48668725>>48668808>>48668906>>48669516>>48669758>>48670668is this a bot?
>>48671351I'm happy I'm at least above average in this metric
>>48671560From what?
>>48671544>new ipdid you miss 70 minutes of stream
>>48671501She would've sounded different if that was the case
Festival cute~
>>48671563I thought SEA didn't watch Ollie?
>>48671563I kind of hate how often I get to use this
Okayu is mocking Towa...
>>48671553
>>48671537Suprisingly 10-15%Obviously the majority being morning time EST dox shit because that's a certain Asian primetime
>>486713518cm is pretty average I'd say.
>>48671628Did the sex animations improve drastically for Koikatsu?
>>48671523oh that’s right I forgot nintendo is retarded and still hates slippi and the SSBM scene to this day
>>48671581>two of these posts are new IPSaplingchama...
The Japanese robbed of us deep sexy Towa voice and people should be protesting. At least Kronii exists...
>>48671658nice clit sis
>>48671563SEA turned out to be full of dicklets
what is it that makes Matsuri so sexy?
>[En] sadly, i guess it is beccause of the vocal chords. I can feel my voice is getting older. my vocal chords needs to be youngerOKAYU IS BECOMING A HAG
>>48671351>i thought they were like 8cm-ishOh my god ollie you poor thing.Please someone, someone white save this woman.
>>48671658Yeah? Wanna meet up?
>>48671661even if they didn't what I said would still happen
>>48671704Confidence
>>48671707[Good news]
WINNING SON MENTION
>>48671707These last 3 years will be important for her hagvolution. I hope her hag company grooms her well.
>>48671677Fuck I'm too drunk to Towa post...
>>48671660kks works pretty well, its just stll weird when there is a drastic enough size difference between the actors>>48671726friend is not that busty
rock
I won't Okayu janpen, what do I get with it?
nice thread
a
>>48671677there's no real point in protesting it anymore, the damage is irreversibleat least her current voice is way better than it used to be
fuck, I tied with Okayu. Should have gone with my first instinct. Building a road to FBK's house in Minecraft tonight. BYE CATWIFE.
>>48669758>I hope every other sapling follows your example and permanently shuts the fuck upI've been trying to get her to calm down and shut up too and it hasn't been working.
>>48671658Anon...
>>48671763Try drinking more
>>48671721>Please someone, someone white save this woman.Sigh. Fine, I as a Caucasian GOD will be forced to save this chubby zoomer.
>>48671658You mean average for soft, right?
>>48671658>8cm is pretty average I'd say.
is golden week where they make chocolate candies for each other like what mori and kiara did before or is that something else
Are you guys growers or showers
>>48671755we can only hope
>>48671850grower
>>48671704A confident slut is a weapon of mass destruction.
>>48671658Have you ever considered wearing women's clothing?
>>48671772Who do I believe
>>48671581>>48670668 (Me)No? I just said what I thought, what with the sapling saying that>when she is not doing Holo work she completely disconnectsand all. Gura was the one and only Holo who instantly pop'd into my mind when it comes to completely disconnecting outside of doing Holo works.There are Holos who don't stream frequently at times, but pretty sure they at least keep in contact with other Holos and / or fans one way or another.
>>48671796Z
>>48671850Shogger
>>48671826I will be for the rest of this drink. I just need to avoid constructing sentences.
Seeing Mamamori again yesterday reminded me what real hags are like
Sleepy danchou
>>48671598I just got home from work.
>>48671351Ollie needs to be gaped
>>48671658Anonymous...
i saw this picture of towa that i liked so i wanted to post it in case anyone else hadnt seen it and maybe if you havent seen it you will like it too
I'm disappointed, was expecting DX Noel
>>48668956extremely based
>>48671830soft size is a meme. I go from literally ~5cm to 16cm. It's actually nice the way it packs itself away when not being used.
>>48671721only as a means by which to get closer to bae
wtf how did noels voice get even more erotic?
>>48671925otsukaresama have fun watching the vod
>>48671658>8cm is pretty average
>>48671351I will save the entirety of HoloID
>>48671932Thanks bro.
>>48671980it's the best configuration honestly
This noel voice is kinda hot.
>>48671658PLEASE wear the Aqua Cosplay
>>48671658
>>48671980>16cm hardcute little anon
>>48671993I shall!
using your tongue to clean the sweat off towa
>>48672061Yeah, imagine not even being 17cm
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1653910670369488899https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1653910670369488899https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1653910670369488899
>>48672061That's double the average though?
>>48671351I hope Reine would be equally surprised by my pp
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1653776428159193088https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1653776428159193088https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1653776428159193088Deadbeats, what's the meaning of this?
>>48671658Aqua Crew are so easy to spot...
>>48668559>girl collab dog whiteYOU JUST KNOW
>>48672103I fucking wish
>>48672141Honestly I don't know. I thought she was going to do a marshmallow or something, then she put the spooky jump scare frame.
>>48672185Autismbeat...
>>48668686>NTRNot sure i want to read rhe rest of this sign
>>486705533 confirmed and guerrillas maybe the other days. Confirmed tomorrow lego star wars for the May 4th. I mean, if you really think about it is better thatn watson wednesday. Watson wednesday was 2 days off, 1 day 8 hours, the next 2 days "high chances" of streaming and saturday and sunday """""""obligatory""""" streams. But then after wednesday "Im tired, I'm gonna take the next day off" it turned into 3 days off, then friday, saturday and sunday to "run errands" that supposedly should have done the first two days, what ended in 2 days of streaming most of the time and with multiple wednesday canceled. Infinitely better to have 3 100% days
AHHHMoom made me want to play Civ5, but I cant on this dumb old computer
>>48672061Imagine being so insecure you lie about your dick size on teh internet
>>48672202based
Did Noel just say she's not wearing panties?
>>48672061Desu I'm just happy that my dick is bigger than my middle finger
>>48672250stop interrupting the penis talk with your straight shit
>>48672235time to into alpha centauri
>>48672231It's sadly nothing horny, it's a reference to a stream I think
Koyoris Live TL didn't make it...
>>48672234This assumes that the "obligatory" days stay constant, but it's only been one week. I remember the first week the Watson Wednesday schedule looked pretty good too.
>>48671581what is she reading?
>>48672250Mio likes to sleep without underwear and also keeps telling all holos to do the same. Noel said she followed the advice and liked it
>>48672340he's there, holodex is still picking him up, ytcfilter isn't though
>>48672308None of these holos have a penis
>>48672415https://files.catbox.moe/27fku2.jpg
Choccy-sen!
>>48672402But they still sleep with shorts on just no underwear
>>48672453I wanna suck that
>mio: "but don't get the wrong idea everyone, even without underpants it's important to wear pants"
>>48672453oh...
I'm gonna post my Ina
Give me your least fat fat cat.
OH FUCK SEX INCOMING
Why is she like this?
>>48672370basedhttps://streamable.com/vzqa37
I want to sniff Okayu's dirty panties
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1653912922886742018https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1653912922886742018https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1653912922886742018
Sleepy choco sensei
>>48672118>>48672130>other than Koyo24, all of Council are MIA todayConclusion: Mumei and Kronii's segments were prerecorded and they're all in Japan right now
Offcollabs are fucking shit. Offcollabs are fucking shit. Offcollabs are fucking shit. Offcollabs are fucking shit. Offcollabs are fucking shit. Offcollabs are fucking shit. Offcollabs are fucking shit. Offcollabs are fucking shit. Offcollabs are fucking shit. Offcollabs are fucking shit. Offcollabs are fucking shit.
>>48672363She made it up so she can 100% stream those days at least an hour. I don't believer her word most of the time, but I guess you gotta believer her, but with the incoming Kiara visit and Japan trip, that schedule is gonna die really soon
>>48672457>>48672536does she still stream?
Seggs
>>48672453barbs doko?
ENTER SEX
>>48672571right on, brother.
Jwp voice is very similar to her regular voice, sex
Sleepy Choco needs to wake uphttps://streamable.com/yk6c03
>>48672467The important point is to not restraint the crotch. Underwear are glued to the skin while shorts are more loose, allowing the crotch to breath while you sleep
>Expected sex>Cute insteadI feel betrayed
Fuck now I'm horny :(
>>48672628bad :(
>>48672623Cute and sexy is the ChocoMel specialty
>>48672453meaty member
>>48672628Kill yourself
Thoughts?
>>48672628see >>48668956
>>48672695GACHI?
Wasn't there an EN related event Koyo was gonna do today?
>>48672695
>>48672628
>>48672745Already happened. She played some games with Ina, Kronii, Mumei and Gura.
GACHI?!?!
GACHI?
>>48672764FUCK
[Choco News] Gachi?
https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1653192100236734464Will Kiara rape the Mouse like the Cat
>>48672745You missed it. Go to her 2nd frame and watch the vod should be time stamped. Otherwise near the least hour or so of the VOD.
>>48672402I hope more holos do it during sleepovers too
GACHI?!!?!?
>>48672061>>4867211417 cm is the cut-off, under that you are dicklet and will never learn
YOU WILL CONFORM TO THE NOPAN LIFESTYLE ITS HEALTHY TRUST ME
>>48671351Ollie being perpetually horny but being a complete femcel sperglord about actual sexual encounters is my favorite kind of gap moe.
REMINDER THIS IS THE LAST YEAR OF THE 5 YEAR CHOCO PLAN. WE'RE ALMOST 6 MONTHS IN. IF YOU DO NOT SAVE HER SHE WILL BECOME A LONELY HAG, DOOMED TO DIE ALONE
i'm going to ask something that might be dumbhow does one concert sell out and then they sell extra tickets afterwardsdid they find extra space?
Roboco makes me very horny
It was my first time watching Kaela during the collab the other day, and she was extremely cute and endearing. I almost want to member her, but I barely have enough time to keep up with my own oshi
>>48672571Getting really tired of saplings.
>>48672878>saplingsMore like sapling (singular)
God, I wish that were me
While we're all horny, where the FUCK is the Aqua Crew and why didn't he deliver? It's been over a month.
LOUD
FUCK matsuri
LA MENHERA
>>48671850"Grower" 3" flaccid, 6.5" erect...
>>48672571Oshi issue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKBPsEWJggUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKBPsEWJggU
>>48672798If it makes you feel any better, it was really boring.I mean it in the least shitpostery way; the collab game was CH51 and the entire segment was mostly them fumbling over the language barrier while trying not to misunderstand the other person.
>>48672981>>48672983She needs rape correction immediately. I volunteer for the act.
>>48671850Yeah both
>>48672819Naw, they will just complement each other and call each other cute for 2 hours.
>>48672878this but (YOU)
>>48672983You guys are used to it
I can't be the only one who thinks
>>48673044god I hope not, that is so lame
>>48673007BLLLLLLOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUGGGGGJHGHHGHJIOOLLLLLOOOOOOOOUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGSAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUULLLLLUUUUHGGHUHJJVHVVJNNNNNBBBBBLKKKKUUUUUUKKKKYUUUUULLLUBBBBOOGGGGAASDDDOOBBUUBLUHBLUHHHHH BLUHBLUH BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOJGLFBLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NHNKKKKKKBUUUHUUL... BLUH BUUUHUUL...... BUUUUHLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PFHCGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH HYHNUUUUUUUUUUUUUKNNNNNNNNNNNNBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUH
What percentage of Holos are nopan
>>48673057Why are Korone's koikatsu models so good
>>48673090It's pronounced nippon you fucking idiot
>>48673013Imagine being a dick-slurping faggot. Oh wait, you don't need to.>Got Moomtism noises mixed with Koyo's>Got Goob being cuteStay mad gay man.
Why does Mio not have any kids?
>>48673096JP fans are better than EN fans. And Korone is very popular so there's no shortage of people making the perfect model.
>>48673158She does, they just moved out for college
>>48673158shes a slave to her catYou will never fuck Mio
>>48673172Shrodicker's Pussy and the Laplussy Demon
>>48673090At least in EN I'm sure Ina follow the NoPan life style. Ollie, Kaela and maybe Risu for ID
>>48673090Hopefully 100%
>>48673206
>>48673158Mio is a whore and nobody loves her, she will have to feed her cats for eternity and treat them well because only us will be there for her
>>48673228t.aiga
https://twitter.com/sicksdegreez/status/1653915948531998720
The Holos should have a cat contest where we vote on who has the best cat
>>48673172HorribleSubs came back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNTHMl2YQgMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNTHMl2YQgMSOON
I would do things to Matsuri
>>48673206Furry pawns wrote this
>>48673270>2018
>>48673270>2018 in the file nameAnon...
>>48673287Like reading her a bed time story?
>>48673283>47 hours i fucking hate you, i actually got excited
>>48672061Imagine being this poisoned by porn.
>pinkMikoSuiseiAzkiMelHaachamaAkiShionAyameChocoOkayuMarineTowaLunaLamyNenePolkaLaplusKoyoriChloeIrohaMoriKiaraGuraAmeFaunaMumei>brownSoraRobocoFubukiMatsuriAquaSubaruMioKoronePekoraNoelFlareKanataWatameBotanLuiRisuMoonaIofiOllieAnyaReineZetaKaelaKoboInaIrysKroniiBae
>>48673290Furry...
>>48673283Jokaela? Whats her plan?
>>48673135Ah yes, my favorite collab idea: Girls awkwardly existing nearby each other and trying to fill the silence with something. Even moreso when it's only 40 minutes long
>>48673206I genuinely think all pet cats should die
>A boring CH51 collab where she barely said anything is the only gura we'll get all week
>>48673135the bar is so low
>>48673223Is this AI? I'm traumatized thanks to lofi
>>48673310>monogatari lite was almost 5 years ago make it stop
>>48673369HidoiDid a cat kill your father?
>>48673388https://twitter.com/s_shi126/status/1597110520972464129
I'm cold. Anyone want to hug to warm up? Clothed only.
>>48669457>>48669509>>48669643>>48670406WHY IS MIGO SO GODDAMN SEXY UAAAAAHHHH I WANNA JUST BREED THIS DITZ FOR HOURS AND HOURS WHILST I GROPE AND LICK HER SWEATY SIDEBOOB AND PITS AAAAAAAAA I NEED TO LICK A MIGO PIT THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR!!! I NEED TO SEX MIGO I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA
>>48673379at least you got something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0zw-fplbc0this sushi dude lmao. how many clips since how many years without getting a single penny from Cover Corporation? why i can't find dudes like that for my company.
>>48673294
>>48673379https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1653856918610534400
Does anyone know where need I sign up to take part in this stream?https://files.catbox.moe/po28qk.mp4
>>48673310>>48673326I refuse to read filenames beyond what is visible from the thumbnail.
>>48673429how about tshirt and nothing else?
>>48673429Sure, I was looking for you, but only if you're on bottom.
The only thing I remember from Ina's collab earlier was her talking about how she'd eat Takoyaki and imagine them to be takos who won the opportunity to become one with her and Koyori calling the idea of takos wanting to be eaten by Ina as cute.
Did Koyo collab with the ENs yet
>Only 1 Mori stream todaySaplings should be grateful to never know the pain that I know
koyo cute koyo cute koyo cute
>>48673475just go buy some korean fire noodles x2 spicy and you can participate
>>48673429fuck off pokobee, I know it's you using tanuki magic.I'll NOT put it in a furry.
>>48673451Shut it bitch you got more fauna streams in 2023 than the entirety of Gura's 2022.Let's not mention 2023 Gura.
>>48673429hop in
>>48673331The eastern side of the globe heavily skew the global average.
>>48673498You don't know that. She keeps mentioning that SC reading
>>48673331Grim
Is your libido high enough for Hag Mating?
a gen5 next
>>48673518A Pokobee is fine too
>>48673429
where are the schizo gurina art?
>>48673518OUTTA THE WAY GAYBOY I’M BOUTTA GET IT
>>48673567It's like 20 seconds long at most
>>48673463I love how Watame's boobs are comically large in her diva outfit in comparison with her other outfits. They have her a huge boost in size here
>>48673491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5mVyKMlp0&t=28979s
>>48673331Wrong thread # fag
/hlgg/ is becoming prison gay
>>48673572How does he do it? How is Pokobee able to sex so many hags?
>>48673441Dumb baby pull
>>48673579Right here
>>48673534Not really
>>48673628>becoming
>>48673331As if it fucking matters anyway, women won't be pleased unless it's at least 45 inch horse cock
>>48673630Women love fat fucks
>>48673647OH THATS SICK
>>48670207pretty good list anon. good taste
>>48673534There are 5 countries on Earth with an average higher than 16cm. The average for America is 13.58 cm, 0.02 bigger than Japan.
Next segment is konkoyo holomem rating
>>48673678And don't you forget it!
>>48669175>first strikenot even
>>48673653>14.2cm average>The girls telling me I was big were not lying to me or had ulterior motivesI fucked up
>>48673758shut up you fucking butterball
>>48673671Virginchama…
>>48673726the fuck is in the water in Ecuador?
>>48673758has anyone made an irystocrat spitting his cereal out?
>>48673671I routinely banged the cervix and caused discomfort for the only woman I've been with, and I'm 6.7 or 17cm
>>48673799What did she mean by that?
>>48668725You know what sucks the most? the moment she comes back and streams again, every one will forget and forgive her. And it WILL happen again. Just like Gura with Chumbuds
>>48673653No doubt dragged down by all the Asians and other minorities in the US.
>>48673604she gets quite the generous buff in a lot of fan art as well
>>48673849She was horny and lonely
>>48673888I could have saved Mel and her bush..
>>48673830This is why 2D is way better, cervix banging in real life hurts and isn't fun.
>>48673914I actually really liked her fes performance
>>48673482No! Maybe if there is a blanket between us, it's okay.>>48673488Hmm I don't know what you mean by that>>48673531That la lion looks super comfy...
>>48673883you have my attention
if that Ollie clip didn't give some of you fags some confidence, i don't know what will.
yes! yes! yes! yes!
>>48673942I mean I am going to get on top of you, Kazamatai.
>>48673830Is it true the cervix comes down during sex
>>48673876Mexico was higher than the US
>>48673955A penis longer than 7 cm
>>48673429c'mere buddy
>>48673975the tako is homosexual
To all the Anons being retarded and insecure, the average vaginal cavity is barely longer than 10 cm of the big side of the average. You don't need anything more than 10 cm and even then foreplay is much more important than raw penetration.
>>48673930I mean, she didn't detest it, but doing it more than once made her sore.>>48673979I guess so, it was easier to reach with my finger when aroused.
>>48673979I don't think ponsuke would lie to me like that
>>48673940I really really liked her duet with Koyori.
>>48673951It's some guy that posted his Skyrim screenshotshttps://twitter.com/Beofuled/status/1648790502714785793https://twitter.com/Beofuled/status/1648112752760868864
Stop gay larping while there are streams on. Obnoxious faggots.
>>48673854I mean she doesn't do this often.
>>48673975H-hey, I'm not that kind of kazamatai...
>>48674016This anon is lying, you know this, think how big a baby is, even a newborn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--K5mLEyIOwGood to know her fever has lowered
>>48674048I was about to call this disgusting but if that's a skyrim mod I want it.I can fix the body but the face is good.
>>48673876I'm something of a minority and I'm 20cm
>>48674075You will be soon!