/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ike love!

Welcome back there's some jobs for you

FEESH LIVE FROM SPACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FrORDLV7fQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FrORDLV7fQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FrORDLV7fQ

sonny LOVE

What's the funniest thing Pomu's ever done?

No boobs allowed in this thread, if you post boobs you get smacked on the wrist with a ruler

>>48657812
https://discord.com/invite/vcs

>>48657812
fesh segs

>>48657945
AMONG

Maririn!

>>48657934
https://twitter.com/kakiharahotaru/status/1653636360702656513
I hate boobs

>>48657945

Sonny onii-chan Love!
Vox Love!

Feesh got the double-sided dildo I sent her

Who would be the first nijien to join mythic when they graduate

cocksleeve material

>>48657913
shamelessly scream manko chant to 2k people watching

THIS IS A NIJI EN THREAD, I STRESS THE EN PART

Mysta love

>>48658029
Kyo if he doesn't get into Offline TV

>>48658064

>tech guy
>non-streamer
Nina want this for a roommate

>>48658154
thats 95% of pomies

I love Seffyna she is my beautiful seiso K-Fairy gf
三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>48658029
Fuuchan is in negotiations right now. They are offering him a real cybernetic spine and Robocop like body.

>>48658154
So me? Nice. Will she cook for me?

>>48658154
i fit for that role but only network side.....
i can build a pc too i guess

Nina says that she won't be able to live with another streamer outside of Niji because it's way too easy to break NDA

>>48658154
Wait......

>>48658138
you jest but he might do it when contract runs out in... 3 months?

>>48658185
Nina please be my roommate and introduce me to your cute hag coworker

>>48658189
>>48658064

Feesh whaled too hard and she'll get bored of the game in a week

>>48658154
Where can I sign up?

>>48658196
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE IS THAT POMU IN A MAID OUTFIT?! GO AWAY MINTFAG

Over the last five days, I've felt myself checking out of my kamioshi's streams bit by bit to the point that today I literally fucked off to watch someone else midstream, and I'm scared. I hope it's temporary. I don't like this.

>>48658282
not many good characters in it anyway

>>48658272
I wasn't joking. He's been sucking up to the Offline TV obiters on social media and even collabed with some like Daph. His social base is Asians, he wants to be Black. He's the greatest example of a self-loathing White possible.

>>48658358
yeah ok

>>48658347
bustin?

>>48658358
Pomie...

>>48658212
No, she said that she needs a malewife

>>48651961
i dont know i dont really want to touch doxx shit, i thought mint was just some random indie that the mintfag kept spamming
https://files.catbox.moe/lfwcn9.png
it took longer then expected because my pen died but it's all good now

>>48658358
you picked a weird time. it's been a rough few months, but Pomu's finally back on the upswing with her cover and good collabs

>>48658029
Zaion?

>>48658358
Was she too happy for you today? Do you only like her when she's in depresso mode?

>>48658458

>>48658458
hana don't look

Axiabitch was right about Mintniggers and we should have listened to her

>>48658029
nina

>>48658416
It'll really depend on if Enna convinces him to stay.

>>48658539
seethe more sister

>>48658064
This is nijihub

>>48658496
Probably, actually. She used to be a Tectone orbiter, and he's in OTK.

>>48658443
Oh well I hope she enjoys eating panini sandwiches from a george foreman grill and pressure cooked rice & chicken every day because that's the extent of my culinary skill.

>>48658539
god imagining them hatefucking is sooo hot

When will elira be playing persona 4?
https://youtu.be/am-olDTSV2U

>>48658539
Another Gender war incoming??

>>48658416
tfw he will do Michael Jackson and Kirk Lazarus strats.
change his skin pigment.

>>48658657

>>48658680
Calm down, Elira

I'm usually into girls of the cunny variety... but holy shit I'd let Natasha do things to me.

>>48658571
I don't think Enna will be a factor, he's been using her to maintain an edge over ILUNA. Kyo is still very young and can ride out is 20's as an IRL react channel on Twitch, pulling along his now pre-made audience from Niji.

>>48658815

>>48658272
Contract is 2 years

>>48658816
based and same

>>48658458
No matter what I ask you, you'll always deliver. You're officially my favourite poster itt. Fuck those annoying avatarfags and /soc/posters, you're actually creating content that looks decent and recreate the most fucked up fetishes as that

>>48658877
didnt they change it to 1 year?

>>48658920
Source?

>>48658877
Mysta confirmed it's not a locked deal and 2 years is merely a baseline of what they expect. Negotiations are brought up towards the end of the first year, like a performance report. Which is partly why Yugo went

>>48658539
How come this post doesn't get deleted? Theyre only punishing one side now? Really?

>>48658948
CTRL+U

>>48658900
your giving me too much credit but thanks man

hey do you guys ever think

>>48658948
i forgot which one but some audition reqs said its 1 year of creating content

>>48658901
hot doctor mommy in nijiEN when

>>48659016
I wish I didn't

>>48658632
I am the gentleman on the right

>>48658877
All he need to do is fuck up and get forced graduation like zaion

>>48658864
God I love seffy

>>48658920
It's stated in public documents that contracts are two years.

<3

>>48658816
You mean pegging, right?

>>48659016
I'm retarded!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrGQEkkEkx4

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama!

>>48659311
More like I want to be locked up in Natasha's underground sperm factory
https://files.catbox.moe/et4lhm.jpg

>>48659365
https://youtu.be/Sv9hcJ3k5h4

>>48658138
I can see this

>>48659365
fuji-san doko

>>48659365
fuji yosei

>>48659470

elira i miss you

>>48659365
>>48659514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kPH7kTphnE

>>48659470

>>48659470
That's too impersonal

i love feesh

>>48659470
NOT THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY BREEDING FACILITY!

>>48659014
please draw maria doing this >>48659470 to a marippet

>>48657812
grrr bratty feesh gambling addiction needs correction!

https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni/status/1653858060933427200 this literally looks like a brown person asshole

>>48659014
This >>48659897 but Maria cuts a maripet's balls afterwards

>>48660000
no stop...

>>48653868
Seeing that nobody posted picrel while backreading this made me sad

so anon,
what are you doing/watching right now??
what streams are you looking forward to watch?

Ikey! <3

>>48658900
Kyomie should draw this ennaposter getting dissected. How based would that be

>>48659990
Scarle's glazed donut hole...

>>48660057
I'm watching Feesh! I already watched Maria and the Pomu/Kotoka/Nina collab. Dunno what else is upcoming today.

>>48660057
forsen

>>48660057
SmallAnt on Twitch

>>48660057
Maria plateup later, probably

>>48658064
My Japanese princess wife Kotoka has designated several Nijisanji members as honorary ENs, like 65-chan.

>>48658064
Que dice este PENDEJO

Any buds pick up 10 Little Niggers for the book club? RIP to the first one to die, he was the realest character in the book.

>>48658492
>>48658503
the cover and the after talk were a spike in my engagement, but today it went right back down.
I was happy at the beginning of the stream, but I just couldn't be arsed by the hour mark. It's probably spreading myself too thin elsewhere and overexertion catching up to me, but I dunno where to dial things back. I wish I hadn't done what Pomu told me and checked out indies and smaller corpos while she was gone.

>>48660059
gm

>>48658189

>>48660187
You just have ADHD. I get like this sometimes when I watch my oshi’s VOD but not when I watch live

>>48660057
Watching Dragon ball kai and looking forward to non existen gamer wave

I hate being an American and that I have to do scary shit like drive to get anything done and risk damaging property and killing people

>>48660057
Bud play visual novel

>>48660357
just don't drive badly?

>>48660357
I feel you, I drove past like 3 car wrecks in 2 miles today and got scared I wouldn't make it home and live long enough to see star wars for the first time tonight ;_;

https://puzzle.aggie.io/TWxb1z

>>48658458
Kyomie, i have some shota snuff/guro pics if you're interested for some reference, do you want them?

>>48658458
Now do scat, it's hotter

>>48660357
Driving is the best shit ever though

>>48660357
i hate driving because parking is a fucking headache in this city

I don't get how Ike's new outfit managed to make him look so much like a dyke even though it's not all that different from his first one

feesh laughing hard at her own lame joke is cute

>>48660357
Same. I fucking hate carbrains and how they run this country. I'm planning a trip and I'm going to exclusively use trains and public transport to get there. It might take longer, but it's safer and less stressful.

>>48660534
He's our Butch

>>48660324
NTA but that happens to me too, I have to watch vods in parts and that's why I prefer to watch them live

>>48660057
Petra plate up collab is what I would've said but I fucked up the times in my head and realized it's not an old time stream.

>>48660581
Game is too big brain for him, so he bailed

Finana scrolls through the comments on hentai sites kek

>>48660633
She's just like me frfr

>>48660534
it's the turtleneck + beret combo

>>48660581
Why even write the first tweet?

>>48658064
based picture but please shut up

Finana watches anime2 for the plot

>>48660442
Driving at night through sleeping cities with only the lights on the streets illuminating the way with the windows down while RHCP and modest mouse play on my radio
Unironically one of the best feelings in life. The feeling of getting in your car and just driving somewhere until you start to get low on fuel is a feeling I long for

>>48660633
You can find some funny shit in the comment section of porn websites

>>48660633
it's all cringe ERP and "please tag this properly" posts so right up her alley

>>48660633
>Finana reads hentai comments
>I read hentai comments
WE ARE

>>48660735
>that chigusa hold
is ponto... fat?

>>48660737
to be fair some hentais nowadays have some ridiculously retarded plots in so bad it's good kind of way if you want to just switch your brain off for an hour.

>>48660413
yippee, give me
>>48659897
>>48660000
i honestly do not know what im looking at

>>48660476
>tfw live in area with functionally zero public transit so everyone owns 2-3 cars, but there is no parking anywhere and only like two public parking lots with a dozen spaces each which are usually occupied by homeless people living out of their cars
You would think having no public transit infrastructure investment would mean better car infrastructure investment but even the roads here are less roads and more collections of potholes.

>she went right back to the guy who emotionally manipulated her and i was like "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT"
Tfw this is probably exactly how it would go for her too

>>48660761
Not true, on NH it's all people complaining about the slightest whiff of NTR and on jav sites it's indog shitposting

>>48660737
I do too sometimes, some hentai are unironically good

>>48660442
maybe for leisure but not for a daily commute

As of the current date, which male and female nijiEN livers are in the most dire need of a hug?

>>48660835
she got FAT ASS

>>48660859
>even homeless people have cars in America
Can't make this shit up

>>48660856
That, my friend, is a picture of a man being milked.

Finana literally faps to Ilya and berserker porn

>>48660859
The issue where I live is that a lot of parking lots have like fucking 30 disabled parking spots that are constantly empty because there aren't dozens of cripples that even exist to fill the spots and the rest of the lot is completely packed

>>48660914
female: Nina
male: idk Kyo or Alban or some shit

>>48660966
SHE'S JUST LIKE ME FRFR

Kaleid liner Illya is perfection. Wish we could get a design like hers for EN.

>>48660566
I have to take a six hour greyhound bus or $300+ flight to get to the nearest rail connection

uisuzu
>>48661025
need a new season

>>48660889
Not that guy but there was a period of my life where I was working 15 hour days, 2.5 of which were spent in the car driving. You don't appreciate how much of a calming meditative exercise it is until you're stressed as fuck from some stupid fucking bullshit happening on your shift but you're forced to not think about it and focus on the road instead for a prolonged period of time.

I have never driven a car in my life and probably never have to. I can take a bus or train or walk anywhere.

>>48661040
I'm so sorry, bud. That's the other awful thing about this place, it's so fucking large that the lack of sustained rail development meant cars were the only thing that would work. We're completely fucked.

Just remembered Petra mentioned that Elira wants to fuck that big robot with the loli

>>48660927
If you're from anywhere with remotely decent public transportation then you will be surprised at how essential a car is in literally any American city

Driving makes me want to die.

>>48661122
same

>>48658900
So we have to make content to earn respect...

>>48661122
i use a bike in my city even tho i own a car

>>48660966
Finana has a penis?

Would you win or lose, anons?

>>48660735
Kill yourself Myanon. I'd tell your Polish ass to actually go out and get laid, but we already know how your country deals with faggots.

>>48661087
>t.lives in bumfuck nowhere
The traffic in my city is too unbearable for that, it's constant honking and raging

>>48660966
>Ilya and berserker porn
What the fuck? Who even draws that?

>>48661230
real gamers never lose on purpose

I don't know about you guys but I really want to fuck Aster in the ass

>>48661330
We know, Dragoon.

>>48661330
This but in the pussy

OK Star Rail has barefoot cunny but where's my girl with a nice ass?

>>48661330
Where's the full pasta...

>>48661165
That isn't even the most fucked thing, there used to be extensive rail infrustructure through the whole country until like the 50's. There was a rail connection where I am as late as the 80's. Just google "[your state] railroad map old" and you'll see that basically everything west of Chicago was built on rail despite the old adage of "well America is just too big for trains"

>>48661122
I'll always be jealous of you darn city slickers for that...

>>48660856
Here you go
https://pastebin.com/SapiKpJk

>>48658043
I want to get inside his oversized hoodie and cuddle... I miss him..

>>48661484
Look at this

>>48660357
at least once a week when i drive home from work on the freeway i see some horrible accident.. people can't drive

Kotoka love

>>48661214
I wanna get a skateboard one day and put a guy in a slutty outfit and pose just like how you see all those hentai skateboards everywhere.

>>48661122
When I was still learning how to drive, I accidentally ran over a stray dog's foot. Dog is fine but has a limp now. It made me cry. I never want to drive again

>>48661589
WHA i have never seen a hentai skateboard art...

>>48661197
every american city i visit has made me grateful for my local public transportation...

I I I JUST BOUGHT LAND IN THE NIJIVERSE

>>48661589
Damn that sounds hot, I wish I knew how to skateboard

Shut the fuck up Europeans you are not a part of this conversation if you live in a part of the world where it is legal to build walkable density.

>>48661197
i love texas and its wide ass highways!

>>48661173
Finana also wants to fuck the big robot with the loli

>>48661553
me too..........

>>48661294
Japs

>>48661197
how do people that can't drive get by? Or are driving licenses that easy to get in the US? Like I know people who can't drive in my country because of poor eyesight or other health conditions. Do they just die?

>>48661782
I hate Texas I hate it here it fucking sucks

>>48661173
She did????

>>48661715
my car is still useful for doing weekly groceries and going on trips..... but being able to bike anywhere i want in my city is cool, my murrican friends constantly complain that they need a car

>>48661832
Uber, I guess. Or bumming rides from friends. Or driving without a license.

>>48661879
Let's hold hands on I-35 at a midday standstill

>>48661832
you can't drive if you have poor eyesight or a health condition either. you either have someone drive you around or suffer. i think a lot of people lie about their conditions though to drive

>>48661197
I wouldn't call it decent but there is public transportation here, not having a car would still be a pain in the ass though.

>>48661879
>>48661782
JUST ONE MORE LANE BRO

>>48661918
somebody suggest Anomalisa to her. Hardest I laughed in a while.

>>48661294
Some culture person probably

>>48661832
In most places there are disability services (though you are just fucked if you don't live somewhere that's covered by one), licenses are relatively easy to get from what I've heard from non-Americans, and there's always someone trying to pawn off their 20+ year old beater. But generally the mentality is fuck you get a car.

>>48660357
I'd rather squeeze into the crowded train in Japan than drive in America

>>48660324
I'm not having problems staying engaged elsewhere. I was engaged until the end in the stream that I switched to then and the one I was watching until just now so distraction is not the problem. I was just genuinely bored. I initially blamed the game, but that was just me coping.

>>48660856
>>48661550 (me)
Oh yeah also i don't normally consume just pictures but doujins and games too and i'll recommend this game to you
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ227208.html/?locale=en_US
The shota boy in this game:
>Gets fucked to death
>Gets disolved by breast milk
>Gets eaten alive by a goblin girl
>Gets peed on
>He pees himself after getting electrocuted to death
>gets vored multiple times and disolved (with good descriptions!)
>And much more!
If you don't want to buy it or don't find a good site to pirate it then i could upload the game for you

>>48662005
i'd rather get robbed on an NYC subway than drive in america

>>48661330
I want fuck astolfo desu

>>48661959
>i think a lot of people lie about their conditions though to drive
wait you don't have to take a billion official state health exams for the license there? Damn.

>>48661832
I can't speak for disabled people who literally can't drive but it's pretty easy to get a license and renewing it is literally just clicking buttons on a website, there's no test involved after you pass the first time. Otherwise you use Uber or friends. If you live in a really major city then there's probably enough public transport to get you to important places without a car.

>>48661879
At least you're not in New Jersey.

I wish Burgerland was more public transit and walk friendly i hate driving everywhere.

>>48661879
at least the food is good

>>48661918
would recommend Crocodile Dundee

>>48662045
what's the difference

>>48661981
just one more bro just one more i swear i just need one more please just one more lane i promise its the last just one more comeon man please

>>48661790
>Giant gruff/stoic guy with tiny but mature girl
What is it about this that appeals so universally to both men and women?

>>48661898
Yeah it was pretty early in her Star Rail stream

>>48662108
The barbecue and Mexican food is literally the only thing I missed about this hell state when I left it for college

>>48661918
You lied to me this post does not exist.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>48662229
If you can find me a timestamp I'll love you forever

>>48662223
>girls like big man
>guys like tiny woman

>>48662273
I'm sorry I tried looking for it already but couldn't find it. All I know is it's in the first hour of the stream...

>>48662238
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxrYK4nEgHQQrHGnp3dCX9nZoXhbXn8B0h

>>48661910
I can't even feel safe biking because everyone drives a big ass lifted big mac america truck where you can't see a child 10ft away over the hood and if you get hit by one the grill goes straight into your face and you just die.

jokes on you losers florida has a bullet train now

I love Rosemi with all fo my heart~!

>>48662338
AMERICA NEEDS BIKING LANES

>>48662338
>get a bike lane
>people park in the bike lane
>cyclists yell at driver to move
>get shot
oh boy!

>>48662379
Have fun being underwater in a couple years

>>48662408
Retards can't drive here, you'd get hit anyways

>>48662389
>fo

>>48662306
This
I live forever in thankfulness for my ancestors for letting me be 6'3", one day I'll find a short woman to perfect my height difference kink and my life will be perfect
>>48662379
Oh shoot I forgot we were getting that, I can't wait to just hop on that train to go places

>>48662338
I wish we had more bike lanes and shit specifically because cyclist retards keep getting into car lanes and going 5 mi an hour and getting angry when I drive around them

>>48662158
>i promise its the last just one more come

>>48661173

>>48662389

>>48662041
>>48661550
shit, thanks for all this man im not a shota guy but these are just, wow

>>48662484
awww that sucks... and I thought i made a cute little mistake of adding the ~ too while typing the !... I didn't notice it at all hehe

Holy shit, Mythic is hiring everyone, what is going on? Are any Nijis going to leave too?

>>48662408
>>48662423

>>48661623
That's awful, but at least the doggo is still alive after that. It was an accident.

>>48662551
its ok bud its cute.....

>>48662524
KEK I found the timestamp of Petra talking about Elira just in time to see this post
https://youtu.be/foZ0fnYN66I?t=890

>>48662528

>>48662560
they make biking lanes here on the sidewalk side separate from roads... which is pretty convenient

>>48662557
yes

>>48662560
next they'll say electric scooters were good

I wish Shou's tentacles were further up his body, you can't even see them regularly

this hotel review

>>48662557
>the nigger vtuber that antis nijisanji got in
>fleshtubers within the group
how long till this shit falls apart?

>>48662379
Yeah but you live in Florida

>>48662223
There are four base types of attraction: cute, cool, hot, and beautiful.
The "gigachad and his daughterwife" pairings tend to be at least 3 of those at once.

>>48662338
you just reminded me that bikes go on the sidewalk in japan. we have bike lanes here so i don't have the reflex to move out of the way when i hear the bell ring, got spooked a few times there

>>48662752
i'd rather live in florida than some no where state like wyoming tbhdesu

>>48662680
Haruko made me love Vespas and I'm not apologizing

I love da Wose!

I'm really horny could a female kindred or that hexagon just choke on my cock and swallow all my cum?
Please :)

>>48662822
wrong scooter you're good

>>48662752
Florida isn't that bad, so long as you ignore the politics

the robot reminds me of bondroid and i don't want to talk about how much i hate the guy

>>48662557
Wait a minute, i've seen this story before...

>>48662814
Bitch why you talking shit about my state

>>48662223
tiny girl gives gruff stoic dude a soft side

>Puts unsatisfactory for everything
>Thanks them for the excellent service
>Signs review with real name

>>48662746
I think Asmon has infinite money anon. He's been doing 12 hour streams daily to an audience of 10-20k every single day for years. And he still lives in a humble little house and never goes outside or spends his money. He probably has enough money to last until the next ice age.

>>48662917
sorry kyo!

>cars
>bikes
>scooters
Heelys are the only mode of transportation you need.

>>48662746
>how long till this shit fall apart

>what every nijianti says about niji

>>48662872
And the price gouging

>who's Heisenberg?

>>48662853
Sorry, that service is exclusive to buds

>>48662942
Kyo definitely does not live here in Wyoming, I can promise that.

>>48662801
>Cool
Pomu
Selen
Nina
Enna

>Cute
Rosemi
Petra
Elira
Millie
Reimu
Aia
Maria

>Hot
Finana
Meloco
Scarle
Kotoka
>Beautiful

>>48662909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc still the biggest kino to this day

>>48662945
>not soap shoes
it's over

>>48661682
There's a bunch on Fakku an other big-name websites. There's loli ones too out there. I never see yaoi ones so I wanna design one myself one day.

>Vshojo is no longer one of the big 3
>Mythic immediately replaces it
Damn, the console wars just keep getting more and more bizzare

rosemi's thumbnail is so cute...

>>48662909
>>48662557
Mythic has only a talent pool of about 80. It's not the same, least yet anyway. The guy in charge is one of the former Maker managers (prior to the Disney sale) and most of the hires are within niches they can market/upsell too. Getting two of the three ex-Vshojo girls is a smart move. They all generate absurd numbers on Twitch.

>>48663050
id be embarassed with stuff like nekopara but some subtle stuff could be cool...

>>48662872
we send the worst of our people there 6 months out of the year, i feel sorry for you guys

>>48663073
>vshojo was sega
>mythic will be microsoft

The thing about America that buffles me the most are all those giant suburbs that have no parks and no groceries in its vicinity. In Europe, every suburb block has at least 1 grocery store and a park nearby. Amurika practically forces you to get a car, otherwise you just won't be able to live there at all. I know that it kind of became better recently with dashdoor and uber, but I have not idea how people were liveing in those identical box mounds just 20 years ago

>>48663073
I could not care less about twitch drama

>>48662985
i thought you shitposting... i've never met a wyomingite before

>>48663166
You genuinely just have to have a car, that's just how it is

>>48663166
America was invented by car companies to sell cars.

>>48663093
This whole company feels off desu,everyone joining and etc.

>>48663166
i'm a leaf and i thought getting your 16yo a car for their birthday was a thing that only existed in movies

I really am ready to see Elira play this Xenoblade dlc

>>48662987
Back in December, Elira talked about how staff gave internal designations for lazulight before their debut. Elira was cool, Finana was cute, and Pomu was cool&cute (idk why they didn't go with passion, it would have fit the im@s categories)

>>48663166
America may not be the absolute most terrible place to live, but I certainly would not recommend it to even my worst enemy

>>48662987
Rosemi is cute and beautiful

>>48663166
It really is weird to think about how shit life would be there as a teenager or young adult. Seems like you would be so reliant on your family as chauffeur to be able to do anything interesting at all as compared to being able to get a bus to the city centre every 5-10 minutes a 2 minute walk from your house as a teenager in Europe unless you live like right out in the real country.

>>48662557
It's just really funny how absurd the list of talents keep on getting
>rpr
>nuxtaku
>veibae
>kenji (the nigger)
>random twitch indies

>>48663385
Pomu is cute and funny!

>>48663342
Nah that's real, just only for upper middle class families who are willing to throw away tens of thousands of dollars on insurance for a kid who'll probably wreck it in a week

>>48662101
burgercat...

>>48663166
>get in car to go to work
>pay money for gas
>drive by stores, restaurants, coffee shops, maybe be inclined to spend money

It's capitalism 101. Like how groceries put essential items like dairy and eggs in the back of the store so that you have to walk by all the other products and maybe buy some, just on a larger, citywide scale

I finally got some more Cheez-Its, and they had my favorite flavor this time! I am SO ready for this watch along I'm excited!

>>48663481
I LOVE CHEEZ-ITS! What's your favorite flavor?

>>48663481
have fun you fat boy (drink lots of water)

>>48663166
It's called "Euclidean Zoning." The law says that housing and businesses must be in separate areas, so if you try to open up a shop in a suburb, you're a literal criminal.

>>48663447
I will never get over the irony of pink cat and Batman with the personality of the Joker working for the same agency

>>48663374
I am ready to see Ewiwa play P4. Inaba is one of the best settings they ever had. Can't beat rural Japan.

>>48663507
Cheddar Jack!

>>48663539
Thank you! I will drink lots of soda and a new flavor of Doritos too!

>>48663445
You just take the NEET pill or die

>>48663562
That only makes sense for heavy industry

ninianon are you going to stream the star wars movies? i noticed the site is back up

>>48663600
>Cheddar Jack!
Ohh! That's a good pick. My favorite is white cheddar, I could munch through a box of those in no time flat!

>>48663562
what a fucking retarded law, fucking retarded shitters

I really miss Elira. It feels like a month.

>>48663635
yes but the fuckers succesfully lobbied for it to apply to everything (thanks Reaganonomics)

>>48663584
Inaba is so fucking comfy
And Chie was one of my earliest game crushes

>>48663445
you get your license at 16 and borrow your parents car here.

>>48663631
if you dont have a fucking family to support your retarded ass you cant be a neet either

Every day more and more people are BRUTALLY BLACKPILLED on cars

>>48661715
My city literally does not have cars. You don't know how good you have it.

>>48663451
we still get our driver's license asap here because it helps reduce insurance in the long run, but i don't know a single family who bought their teenager a car regardless of how rich they are. i do know of rich international students driving their lambos to college but that's not really the same.

>>48663197
I am about 99% positive I'm the only person in this state who watches vtubers. Not even joking

>>48663769
Oh I still love cars, I just wish we had better public transport so less people were driving. More road for me.

>>48663753
I just cashed out on autism bucks

>>48663769
I want Ewiwa to pill me on her strapon

>>48663867
fuck off then, we dont have shit like here in fucking europe

>>48663717
i can't imagine not being able to walk to do my groceries... it's about all the exercise i get

>>48663717
Politicians, bureaucrats and lobbyists are people too, they deserve respect, love and a raise!

>>48663895
We were talking about America though

>>48663807
Well at least your neighbors in Colorado watch vtubers haha...

>>48663788
i watched this jp show where they send their toddler children out on errands all on their own and all i can think is fuck that. the show is cute though

I want Ewiwa to pee on me

>>48663923
Mark Zuckerberg why are you here???

>>48663894
you can walk to get groceries if you really wanted to, but you also have to risk your life crossing the roads

>>48660412
thanks!

>>48663954
She probably would if she was drunk she wouldn't even think twice about it honestly. If I can ever find a reliable western artists I'll commission her drenching pomu in piss

>>48663935
JP shows are bizzare. Some of the shit they do on them is just wtf. Japanese TV in general is such a weird thing.

>>48663935
It is funny how it's normal for kids to walk around shopping and shit in their own in Japan but in America it's a parents worst nightmare

>>48663924
how easy it is for you then!
I want to live there too... can cash out any fucking thing it looks like

>>48662715
He showed them during the octodad stream. Some schizo japs were complaining they’re too ugly though

>>48663788
what do you mean? i largely prefer having a walkable city where i can go everywhere in a short amount of time then having to take my car to just buy some shitty toilet paper. thankfully my city have so many bike lanes that its faster to go by bikes then car

>tfw I need to walk less than 100m to get groceries

>>48664019
I guess it's okay here if you just want to rot away on 4channel like me but if you have real life aspirations then my condolences

>>48664013
Oh in most countries it's pretty safe to trust your children to do whatever. Like in some European countries people literally leave their babies outside, swaddled in a blanket and with the little hood of their stroller pulled shut while they go and have coffee or do shopping, in America you do that and your baby is good as gone

>>48664150
fuck real life retard, my body is a fucking mess and I better die instead of suffering

>>48664112
same unless i need to go to supermarket

>>48663600
Why are you fat

so this is why i see so many videos of american teenagers playing in a parking lot and always being around cars....i always wondered why they didnt go to a park or some kind of place that isnt besides a walmart...

>>48664209
Based, let's suffer until the bitter end

when people say being a neet is great I think of the people like fuuchan who are essentially forced to become neets and feel kinda sad

>>48663385
Going by im@s categories, Pomu is more cute and Finana is more passion

weechooshoopshoopshoopwakovtssshslashpow

>>48664166
those same countries likely have a very high abortion rate for particular mental disabilities

I take the bus to buy groceries

>>48664294
How do you carry them all home then?

>>48664270
nta but agreed
might switch pomu and finana

>>48664265
People who think being a neet is great are just annoyed wagies. No neet I've ever talked to thinks it's the ideal lifestyle, it's pretty hellish, and my neet years were definitely some of my lowest

>>48664285
i've seen them play fruit ninja

>>48664277
That's honestly not a bad thing.

>>48664313
i carry them (i am her boywife)

>>48664313
reusable bags!

>>48663981
sounds like china, i used to close my eyes and clutch my mom's hand as a kid whenever we crossed a street because traffic lights are more of a suggestion there